Your Humor Sucks

Learn English with Samuel L. Jackson

2010-09-03T16:49:00.001-07:00

Gandhi

2010-09-03T16:46:00.000-07:00

The Bed Intruder

2010-08-30T00:05:00.000-07:00

This has been making rounds on the Internet lately:

I mean, there's a rapist on the loose, which sucks, but this guy is just awesome. Too awesome. He even has his own website (www.antoine-dodson.com)

There's also an auto-tuned song that's absolutely GENIUS. It's incredibly catchy and more hilarious than the actual interview and is now available on iTunes.

Arnold Schwarzenegger and Rocky as Music Composers?

2010-05-18T02:18:00.000-07:00

I couldn't stop laughing when I saw this.

Bro Rape: A Newsline Investigative Report (Derrick Comedy)

2010-04-03T23:59:00.000-07:00

Bet you've never heard of Derrick Comedy, but you might have seen a few of their members on various TV shows such as Saturday Night Live and Community. Check out one of their funniest parodies of NBC's Dateline series.

They have a movie coming out in limited release called Mystery Team. Check out the trailer on youtube.

Unneccessary Censorship - Jimmy Kimmel

2010-04-01T01:21:00.000-07:00

Jimmy Kimmel decided to help the FCC clean up the airwaves by censoring random things on TV. It's awesome.

The Grapist - Whitest Kids You Know

2010-03-26T17:02:00.001-07:00

Sorry...been busy lately. Check out this video and their other sketches.

Creeper smile - Hey, Baby

2010-03-21T21:59:00.000-07:00

This guy is slick...try this while introducing yourself at a bar and see how far you get. If you're a girl...please don't laugh in the guy's face if he tries this.

The Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny

2010-03-18T20:35:00.000-07:00

This is one of those defining flash animations on the Internet. Be prepared to watch it multiple times just for the catchy tune.

Some random pics

2010-03-17T00:00:00.000-07:00

Just some funny pics till I have time to write a new post.

Pretty mean..but awesome.

Just a terrible joke:

Facebook users (aka everyone) will get it:

Keep reading for a few more good ones:

This guy...no words can describe it:

Kid is gonna grow up to be a player. His face cracks me up:

If you've ever played Super Smash Bros....

Learn your lesson - don't post this on Facebook

2010-03-16T00:12:00.000-07:00

Some people shouldn't be allowed to use social networking services...as entertaining as it is for us normal people.

And another one:

Ads that make you look twice

2010-03-15T23:36:00.000-07:00

What do you see here?

Ads for totally innocent things.

Tucker Max (www.tuckermax.com)

2010-03-14T23:59:00.000-07:00

Tucker Max is a complete asshole and a womanizer. He cares only about himself, but just about everything he does is awesome. He drinks more than any normal human being should and loves to get "Tucker Max Drunk." He's living his life to the fullest and enjoying every second of it. His website is a log of his escapades, and he has a book titled I Hope They Serve Beer in Hell which includes more of his outrageous life.

He went to law school then said screw it and started a blog chronicling some big moments in his life. He's really one of the best writers I've come across (especially one who supposedly drinks as much as he does). Then he got a book deal and has a movie in the works, releasing soon.

Warning: His stories are NSFW (not safe for work). Definitely not safe for children.

One of his posts after the break:

www.TuckerMax.com - July 13, 2005

The Blowjob Follies

The problem with oral sex is that it's like writing. When done right, it's amazing, but there are just so many ways it can go wrong, and when it goes wrong, it's just not worth it. These are some of my funnier blow job stories.

Say it, Don't Spray it

High school was the first time I realized that blow jobs would be a painful pleasure. I was dating a girl from another school in my area. Besides being one of the hottest girls I've ever known, she was also one of the very first girls to give me head. We were both new at it, and she liked me to courtesy tap. This was because I had convinced her that--I'm not making this up--it wasn't "real" oral sex as long as I didn't come in her mouth.

Aren't 17 year old girls funny?

The first few dozen times she went down on me I courtesy tapped just like she asked. One time we were in my car, parked right out front of her house because I was dropping her off after a date. Instead of a kiss goodnight, I suggested she blow me goodnight. She thought this was a brilliant idea.

I quickly got carried away with the risk and thrill of having her suck my dick twenty yards away from her house where her father, who I hated, was waiting for her to come home. I was lost in the sexual ecstasy of the dangerous youthful blowjob when I heard her let out a little yelp. She immediately sat up, her mouth half open, full of splooge, the excess dripping off her chin, and uttered a muffled,
"You asshole!"

Then she spit the come all over my face. Sprayed it all over me.

I was still recovering from getting my own jism spat into my own face as she jumped out of my car and sprinted into her house. I quickly drove off. I had no desire to face her rifle-wielding father with my face covered in her spit and my sperm.

Once I was out of imminent danger, I couldn't help but laugh, even though I had no idea that this would only be the first in a long line of strange blowjob incidents.

Miss Chokesondick

One girl I was dating the summer after I graduated high school, "Jayne," had never given head before she started seeing me. Now, my experience has taught me that whenever a girl tells me she "doesn't normally give head," she inevitably ends up giving me an incredible blow job. It's the ones who say they never do it that do it the best. Jayne was the exception.

She was the absolute worst I've ever experienced. I've never even heard of girls worse at fellatio than Jayne. Her teeth were all over my dick, she had no rhythm, no enthusiasm, and had a mouth that mysteriously never got moist. It was awful.

It was a month of painstaking instruction before she finally got good enough that I didn't just stop her after 5 minutes and tell her to jerk me off--she was that bad. After another month or so, she got good enough that she could at least come close to finishing me off by herself. Here's the weirdest part: no matter how much she improved, she never moved her head. She kept her head still and I would have to move my hips. This was annoying, but I was patient with her because she was stunningly beautiful and I was still young enough to think I was in love (this was back when I thought I actually was capable of love).

One night she was doing a pretty good job and I got very enthused with my hip thrusts when I felt a warm, wet sensation on my crotch. I was laying on my back and I looked down and saw what looked like A LOT of splooge.

This confused me because even though I was close to coming, I didn't think I had actually achieved orgasm.

The come was chunky to the touch, very dark, and much more viscous than any semen that I've ever seen shoot out of my dick. My first though was that I she had given me some crazy hybrid VD that made my come all thick and chunky. I dismissed that, but my mind was still racing; I couldn't figure out what could be wrong, so I said, "What did you do to my dick?"

She looked up at me. The expression on her face immediately gave it away:
"Oh my god--did you just throw up on my dick? Did you just VOMIT ON MY FUCKING DICK?"
Yes, Tucker. Yes she did.

I ended up dating her for another two years (beauty does strange things to the male mind), but she stopped going down on me and we just focused on vaginal sex from that point forward.

Bull's-eye

The next incident was a few years later, in college, right after I had discovered the art of coming on a girls face. Even before I made the term "dotting her eyes" famous, I was a fan of the facial.

As my climax approached, I moved her onto her back and pulled out just in time, covering her face with a solid 5-roper. Being the neophyte, I had no idea how to aim, and accidentally shot the first--and strongest--rope right in her eye. As I finished and collapsed, very happy with myself and proud of my prodigious paint job, I noticed the look of agony and pain on her face.

Tucker "Baby, are you OK? What's wrong?"
Girl "I...I can't see...Jesus, it hurts...it's burning."

I helped her scoop most of it out of her eye socket and, both of us still naked and sweaty, I led her into the bathroom where she washed her eye out for a good five minutes.

Apparently semen does not agree with the eye. I called her "Red Eye" for the next few hours, until she got mad and refused to ever give me head again. Then I apologized profusely. She forgave me until she realized that she had ejaculate in her hair and had to wash it twice to get it all out. Needless to say, there were no more facials for her. After that, she swallowed every bit of my seed like a nun taking communion.

The Phantom Menace

One time when I was visiting some friends and family in DC, I went out drinking and ended up going home with a girl. I'll be honest: this girl was not attractive. But she was into me, and she was there, and perhaps most importantly--she just gave off a blowjob vibe. You know the type; they aren't good looking or exceptional in any way, but they just give off a look that says "I suck dick like I made it up.'

I was pretty drunk when we got back to her place, but that didn't seem to faze her. We didn't even make it to the bedroom. She grabbed me right as we came in the door, undid my pants as she pushed me onto her white sofa and knelt on the ground in front of me, working me right there in her living room.

My god was I right: She blew me away, literally and figuratively. She must have spent at least 20 minutes fellating me, never once taking her mouth off my penis, slurping at the exact right moments in the exact right places. She was so good my ankles even started sweating. God bless whoever taught her.

As soon as she finished, she went to the bathroom to wash out her mouth (she's one of those), and I stood up to rifle through my pants pocket and get a condom when I saw the sofa: there was a HUGE skid mark prominently displayed on her WHITE sofa.

I laughed at first. Then I remembered that she drove me to her place...and she lived a good 30 minutes away from where I was staying. As the thought of having to hitchhike 45 miles walked through my mind, she appeared out of the bathroom. Fuck.

Thinking fast, I put my pants on the sofa and romantically whisked her into her bedroom, where I had to fuck her at least 3 or 4 times to get to go to sleep. Once she was safely out, I snuck out of her room and flipped the cushion.

I wonder if she ever found that stain.

Blowjob Betty

Those incidents were from back when I was young and cared about things like feelings and emotions. As I grew older and my soul became jaded, I realized that I could be an asshole and get away with it, so I became more risky with my blowjob activities.

One time I was with a girl, we'll call her "Betty." She lived in a house with three other girls, but they were all out, so we hooked up in her living room. Betty was a master of her craft, and especially loved going down on me. She was hitting the crescendo of her well-conducted symphony of knob-slobbing, but right before I felt myself let loose into her mouth, the door to her house opened.

Her roommate was barely inside when she saw Betty on her knees sucking me off like she was auditioning for a porn movie. Betty, lips still wrapped firmly around my penis, hand wrapped around my shaft, heard the noise and looked up. Momentarily the eyes of the two roommates locked, one walking in the door, the other with my dick in her mouth. At that exact moment in time, two things happened simultaneously:
-I shot my load into Betty's mouth.
-The roommate screamed and ran back out the door.

I had not come for about three days before this encounter (that is a whole other story), and thus I had a Peter North sized 8-roper waiting for her. This did not sit well with Betty, especially because she was not expecting it.

Betty tried to take the porn star load, but it was just too much. She was not ready and still trying to process the fact that her roommate saw her sucking dick, so she started choking. Not coughing or a slight choke--the bitch was turning red and dying right in front of me, with my seed as the instrument of death.
I was unsure what to do; I'd never seen a girl choke on dick before. I thought that only happened in rap songs.

After about five seconds of watching her retch, the words from the Too Short song "Blowjob Betty" rang through my head, "A young girl died just last night, she choked on sperm in her windpipe...," so I did the only thing I could think of: I gave her the Heimlich Maneuver.

I grabbed her around her chest just below her breasts and pulled my fists into her ribcage with all my force. After about three times she heaved, coughed my splooge all over her couch and started yelling at me, "STOP IT! [cough] YOU'RE HURTING ME! [cough] STOP ASSHOLE!"

I ended up having to take her to the hospital. Not for asphyxiation--she wasn't choking after all, the come just surprised her and got in her nose. Nope...in my enthusiasm to save her life, I had succeeded in breaking one of her ribs. The highlight of the night was at the ER when the doctor told me that I did a very good job with the Heimlich. Apparently, you're actually supposed to break a rib if you do it right.

We never could get the old magic back after that night. It might have been because she couldn't take a deep breath for two months.

A Satisfying Meal

My personal favorite blowjob story happened with a girl I hooked up with only once. I met her in some city, out at some bar, on some night--I barely even remember what she looked like (thank you, Dollar Beer Night). I am pretty sure she was engaged, but it wasn't to any of my friends, so I didn't care.

The girl did a pretty decent job sucking me off, especially considering how much I drank, and I finished in her mouth. Like a pro, she kept her lips wrapped around my dick till it was dry, but when she came up, there was a strange look on her face. She contorted her expression a little, opened her mouth like she was going to vomit, which of course made me pull back quickly, then all of the sudden:
"BUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRPPPPPPPPP!"

The girl belched like a drunken sailor--OFF OF MY COME!
I couldn't stop laughing. Easily the proudest moment of my life.

Friendly Fire

These are funny, but karma being the bitch that she is, my activities eventually caught up with me.
The summer before I started law school, I was seeing a girl in Miami named "Courtney."

She was incredibly hot--one of those girls you have a physical reaction too as soon as you see her.

One time we were fucking doggy style, incredible sex, and right as I was about to come I pulled back too far and my dick came out. I didn't realize it, and as I thrust forward again, instead of going back into her vagina my dick stuck in her ass crack (NOT into her asshole, but her crack, between her butt cheeks, like a hot dog...sort of).

I was leaning over her, my face right above the back of her head, and I looked down at my dick right as I hit climax...and shot nut INTO MY OWN EYE.

A direct hit, right into my wide-open eye. I didn't even see it coming...literally.

Almost immediately, I developed a personal appreciation for how much come stings. That shit BURNED. It took me a minute to wash it out, but the sting, and the redness, stayed for a good 4 or 5 hours.

Fuck you karma.

Check out his site or buy his book. One if the most entertaining reads from cover to cover. You'll laugh, cry and possibly barf at his stories.

It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia

2010-03-14T14:27:00.000-07:00

A more traditional post this time with the spotlight on the best comedy on TV right now, It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia.

The characters are hilarious and outrageous and you'll find yourself laughing at the insane things they spew out of their mouths. They care only about themselves and put their self interest before anything else.

Start with season 1 and move on from there. Danny Devito joins the cast in season 2 and makes for a selfish father that you'll be happy isn't your own. They just finished season 5 and will begin production on season 6 shortly. Watch Season 4, episode 13 if you want to experience the what Sunny fans recognize as one of the defining moments of the series.

Check out a clip of my personal favorite, Charlie, going crazy.

Two more clips after the jump:

Another awesome Charlie scene with Dennis and Mac trying to make him an online dating profile:

A Charlie and Dee moment where Dee is trying to live a day in Charlie's shoes:

Catch up with the gang on Hulu. Hulu has 5 episodes at a time. http://www.hulu.com/its-always-sunny-in-philadelphia

Or buy the DVDs so you can start from the beginning!

Peter Nguyen - a modern day Ernest Hemingway

2010-03-14T03:10:00.000-07:00

Peter Nguyen. He is a man of many words, possibly real, but most likely fake. I don't think anybody is really this dumb. He embellishes the facts and makes crap up just so it sounds like he actually did some real research. I think we can all relate to that, though maybe not to the extent of his essays. When I read his essays back in high school, they inspired me to write as well as him.

More essays after the jump.

There are more essays from Peter that I'll eventually post. They rival the greatest literary works ever written.

The Wilhelm Scream

2010-03-13T16:37:00.000-08:00

You've probably heard this scream in multiple places but never really realized why it sounded so familiar. I learned about it yesterday while watching a show on Hulu and thought it was funny enough to share.

The scream originated in the movie Distant Drums in 1951. It was originally the sound of a man being bitten by an alligator but it became much more than that in the future. It was used again in 1953 in the movie Charge at Feather River when the character, Wilhelm, is shot by an arrow. It was popularized later by Ben Burt who did all the Star Wars and Indiana Jones movies. Since then it has reportedly been used in over 150 movies and TV shows. The sound is usually used when someone explodes, gets shot, or stabbed.

Once you hear it, you'll never be able to unhear it.

Guy puts disillusioned douchebag in his place

2010-03-12T11:19:00.000-08:00

If you have a few minutes to kill, read through this whole email exchange. So awesome.

F*** My Life (www.fmylife.com)

2010-03-11T13:37:00.000-08:00

You've probably heard people saying "FML" all over the place and have likely stumbled upon the website. If you haven't, there are some gems to be found. The site is updated periodically so there are always new idiots to laugh at. Some of their lives are really messed up but most of them are just stupid people doing stupid things.

A few good ones:

Today I noticed that my daughter was making funny noises which oddly ressembled the sounds my wife makes in bed. When I asked her what she was doing she said "I'm pretending to be mommy from last night." I was on a business trip last night. FML

Today, my fiance was performing oral on me. I was really getting into it, when I heard him start making a "Waka waka waka waka" noise. When asked, he confessed to pretending to be Pacman. FML

Today, I was visiting my girlfriend's house to meet her parents. We were having a nice conversation and her mom then asked "What have you done recently that was great?" I replied without thinking "Your daughter." FML

Today, my 6 year old son learned that if you give a mouse a cookie, he will ask for a glass of milk. But if you give a hamster a cookie, he will try to shove the whole thing in his mouth, choke, and die. FML

Today, while teaching swim lessons, a boy was holding a noodle and claimed it was his fishing rod. Trying to be fun, I grabbed on and told him to "reel" me in. He then yells out 'YAY, I caught a whale!'. FML

Browse the site for even more F'd up lives. www.fmylife.com

The makers of the site have compiled some of the best ones into a book for your offline reading pleasure:

Emails from an Asshole (www.dontevenreply.com)

2010-03-10T01:04:00.000-08:00

This guy is an evil genius. He goes on craigslist and fucks around with innocent people, who are innocent, albeit incredibly stupid. He strings them along like a pro and pretty much redefined the prank call for the Internet generation. He's basically a craigslist troll, but an awesome one at that.

High-rise Fridge Delivery

Posted at: 2009-07-06 09:51:49

Original ad:
I bought this GE refrigerator a few years ago, but just got a new one for my kitchen and no longer need it. It still works perfectly and is very large, perfect as your main fridge for a kitchen. I'm asking $300 for it. I am located in Brooklyn, but will be willing to deliver it up to 25 miles for a small fee.

From Mike Partlow to ************@**********.org

Hello,

I am very interested in your fridge. Is it still available? If so, how much would you charge to deliver it to my place in the city?

Mike

From marty ******* to Me

Yes mike it is still available. I will deliver it for an extra $50. where is your place located?

From Mike Partlow to marty *******

I want it delivered to my office on the 67th floor of the ********* Building on **rd st and **********. Now I am pretty sure that the fridge won't fit in the elevator, and if it does, it would exceed the weight capacity, so you will have to carry it up the stairs. I hope this won't be a problem.

When can you deliver it? I work Monday-Friday 9-5 and can be there any time. I do need it sooner rather than later, however.

Mike

From marty ******* to Me

that is absurd. Im not going to heave this very heavy fridge up 67 flights of stairs. Dosent your building have a cargo/utility elevator?

From Mike Partlow to marty *******

Marty, you don't have to lug it up 67 flights of stairs. There is a loading bay around back that starts on the 2nd floor, and I'm pretty sure this building does not count the 13th floor. So you are really only carrying it up 65 flights of stairs. There was a cargo elevator, but building management has told me that I am never allowed to use it again after I attempted to bring my motorcycle up to my office. They don't let just anyone use it anymore, so that isn't an option.

From marty ******* to Me

absolutely not. do you have any idea how heavy this thing is? why do you even need a full size fridge in your office? just buy one of those small mini fridges.

From Mike Partlow to marty *******

Marty,

You are obviously not a very good salesman if you are trying to suggest I buy something else instead of your product. How is that working out for you? Do you make a lot of money that way?

Not that it is any of your business, but I cannot afford rent in my apartment anymore and am slowly trying to move into my office so I can live out of there. I plan on disguising the fridge as a filing cabinet so my company will not get suspicious. If anyone asks you what you are doing when you are moving it into my office, just tell them that you are delivering my new filing cabinet. Try to tuck the power cord under the fridge so they don't realize that it is actually a fridge.

How does next Tuesday work? I am free all day.

Mike

From marty ******* to Me

mike I don't think you understood me. I am NOT delivering the fridge to your office. it's way too big and heavy, and I doubt you will find anyone willing to carry it up to the 67th floor.

From Mike Partlow to marty *******

Marty,

I'm sorry, I must have misread your ad. I could have sworn it said "will be willing to deliver it up to 25 miles for a small fee." Am I crazy, or did your ad say that?

I don't recall it saying "will be willing to deliver it as long as your building isn't too big and scary for my weak little body to carry it."

From marty ******* to Me

Hey listen asshole. You are a Fuckin idiot if you honestly think somebody will do this. It has nothing to do with strength it is just an insane request. the only way you will get a fucking fridge up there is with an elevator. fuck off.

From Mike Partlow to marty *******

Marty, I get what you are saying. It doesn't have anything to do with strength, because even my 120 lb ex-wife could carry this thing up. It is clearly a lack of motivation. You need to be in the right mindset to be able to do this.

Tell you what, I'll stand behind you as you carry it up, and shout encouraging motivational words at you to keep you going. I'll say things like "c'mon Marty, you can do it! You're almost there!" and "don't give up!" I'll even bring a few bottles of Gatorade in case you get thirsty. What flavor do you want? I have frost and orange, but I really don't recommend orange because it doesn't even taste like Gatorade.

So see you Tuesday?

Mike

From marty ******* to Me

shut the fuck up.

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The guy has a book coming out titled "Emails from an A**hole: Real People Being Stupid". Check it out.

Why did I start this blog?

2010-03-09T17:44:00.000-08:00

At first I wanted to berate people for having no sense of humor, but the more I thought about it, the more I realized that was a stupid idea. Bringing readers content that is both hilarious and politically incorrect is my goal.

People who don't think these things are funny need to re-evaluate their lives:
-racist jokes
-blonde jokes
-penis jokes
-that's what she said jokes
-poop jokes
-dumb jokes
-retard jokes (Sarah Palin...this is for you..ahem...handicapped jokes)

Sure, everyone has a different sense of humor, but how hard would it be to laugh at something rather than saying "oh that's not even funny." Learn to laugh. And if a friend directs a joke at you, it's probably nothing to take personally. I've seen it happen too often where someone gets pissed and storms off, when there's really nothing to get mad about.

An uptight dickwad might tell you to "grow up" if you say anything that offends them, but ignore him and keep the jokes coming. (hah...coming?)

"You're so immature." Who's to judge if you're mature or immature? Just because some rich white guy in a suit thinks it's inappropriate to say certain things doesn't mean you have to listen (unless your job is on the line..then I suggest you listen).

You only get one life and living it in a shell isn't the way to live.

Bash.org - some of the funniest stuff you'll ever read

2010-03-09T17:01:00.000-08:00

A friend in high school showed me this site: www.bash.org and I couldn't get enough of it. I read through the top 200 multiple times. After you read one, you'll want to read more, so here's a few of my favorites. It consists of hilarious quotes from IRC chatrooms (disclaimer: some contain geek-speak). I'm not even sure if some of them are real..but they're still hilarious. (disclaimer 2: some are NSFW)

#262353 +(12178)- [X]

Hey Mike
what?
Pussy.
er?
Pussy.
and?
Pussy.
...
Pussy.
i dont get it
AND YOU NEVER WILL.
bastard

#50891 +(11699)- [X]

I was in biology class once, and the teacher said there was sugar in sperm
And a girl asked why doesn't it taste sweet then
When she realised what she said her face became red like a spanked monkey ass
Then the teacher said, because you taste sweetness with the front of your tongue, not the part of your tongue back in your throat
The girl started crying and left class ^^

#758379 +(8394)- [X]

< Alkivar> we're on our way back from partying in NYC over the weekend ... it was like sunday afternoon we're headed back west
< Alkivar> we're cruisin... maybe 130-140mph
< Alkivar> flew past a trooper on the side of the road
< Alkivar> trooper lights up ... siren blasting ... chasing us down the highway
< Alkivar> we're both like should we stop ... there's no way he can catch up to us
< Alkivar> we decided to be good and stop
< Alkivar> cop catches up to us ... comes out gun drawn ... pissed as hell
< Alkivar> walks up to the side of the car and goes
< Alkivar> "SON CAN I SEE YOUR PILOT'S LICENSE"
< Alkivar> Jason pulls out his fucking pilot's license
< Alkivar> cop's jaw hits the fucking ground
< Alkivar> most stunned face I've ever fucking seen
< Alkivar> in this practically a whimper goes "get the fuck out of here"
< Alkivar> no ticket... too embarassed apparently
< Alkivar> I'll never forget that day long as I live
< Alkivar> I was sure we were goin to jail

#665807 +(8093)- [X]

omg its zack wtf: my math teacher staples burger king applications to failed tests

#146497 +(6250)- [X]

wtf
ESPN is showing 2003 national jump rope championship
who the hell watches jump rope competiti--- ooh bouncy

check out the site if you want more random hilarious quotes. (www.bash.org)

You can rate your favorites up or down so they make the top 200 list.

The Count Censored

2010-03-08T01:18:00.000-08:00

I used to watch Sesame Street all the time. I learned how to count from The Count. I would've learned how to laugh my ass off from him if I had seen this video when I was a kid.

Photograph Parody - Nickelback

2010-03-08T01:13:00.000-08:00

Nickelback is hilarious. And they're not supposed to be a comedy troupe.

This parody embodies what a Nickelback song is about: yelling at the top of your lungs about nonsensical things.

If you want to hear the real song to see how accurate these guys are (it's not as good):

You have no sense of humor

2010-03-08T01:10:00.000-08:00

A good friend once said, "you have no sense of humor" to another friend. The first friend was promptly slapped in the face. Some people just can't face the fact that their sense of humor sucks, plain and simple. Some people are too uptight for their own good and can't laugh at anything. Laughter is healthy. Laughing at funny things is even healthier.

I'm going to post stuff from various places on the Internet that you may or may not have ever seen or heard of. But I promise you, if you have even a sliver of humor, you'll find it funny. If you don't, then too bad. You just wasted a few minutes of your precious life reading/watching/looking at something hilarious. Go reevaluate your priorities in life and take that stick out of your ass if you can't even conjure up a chuckle. There is no money-back guarantee since it's free to read this blog. Happy laughing!