The internets #1 site dedicated to your clubbin’ @$$ mom. yourmomisclubbin.com var _gaq = _gaq || []; _gaq.push(['_setAccount', 'UA-16964396-1']); _gaq.push(['_trackPageview']); (function() { var ga = document.createElement('script'); ga.type = 'text/javascript'; ga.async = true; ga.src = ('https:' == document.location.protocol ? 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src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/YourMomIsAtTheClub/~4/2BhWYtEyiHA" height="1" width="1"/>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/YourMomIsAtTheClub/~3/2BhWYtEyiHA/17946281110http://yourmomisclubbin.com/post/17946281110Mon, 20 Feb 2012 09:46:19 -0500catsuitpenguinstux it outclear heelshttp://yourmomisclubbin.com/post/17946281110<img src="http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lru3ib3Des1qak296o1_r1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>your mom thought the combination of her rugged heels and lace bodysuit was the best way to convey how <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r6m1Vz7I0BA"><em>some people think she’s nice, some people think she’s nasty…</em></a></p> <p><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/-wIuSE7_v2NqAuC5TVmksnuyzUQ/0/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/-wIuSE7_v2NqAuC5TVmksnuyzUQ/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a><br/> <a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/-wIuSE7_v2NqAuC5TVmksnuyzUQ/1/da"><img 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dress for a day where her new boo could express his devotion and admiration over a <a href="http://yourmomisclubbin.com/tagged/64Percent">glass of champagne</a>.</p> <p>these are the lessons learned through observation. you should thank her for setting such a good example.</p> <p><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/SeZNiGadOANbmYlJFkUUtkHw168/0/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/SeZNiGadOANbmYlJFkUUtkHw168/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a><br/> <a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/SeZNiGadOANbmYlJFkUUtkHw168/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/SeZNiGadOANbmYlJFkUUtkHw168/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a></p><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/YourMomIsAtTheClub/~4/tmlLDDX35po" height="1" width="1"/>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/YourMomIsAtTheClub/~3/tmlLDDX35po/17607042171http://yourmomisclubbin.com/post/17607042171Tue, 14 Feb 2012 09:32:49 -0500valentine's daysidechick dayhttp://yourmomisclubbin.com/post/17607042171<img src="http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lzchaffBhP1qak296o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>your mom couldn’t believe that someone tried to steal her “Little Red Riding Hoodrat” swag for the grammys. she was forced to exorcise this beautiful piece from her collection.</p> <p><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/P3dqAr840PIl-ztSWEGgoCVpdx4/0/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/P3dqAr840PIl-ztSWEGgoCVpdx4/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a><br/> <a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/P3dqAr840PIl-ztSWEGgoCVpdx4/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/P3dqAr840PIl-ztSWEGgoCVpdx4/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a></p><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/YourMomIsAtTheClub/~4/5hDkq6z4kvU" height="1" width="1"/>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/YourMomIsAtTheClub/~3/5hDkq6z4kvU/17559576610http://yourmomisclubbin.com/post/17559576610Mon, 13 Feb 2012 13:42:15 -0500grammylil red riding hoodhttp://yourmomisclubbin.com/post/17559576610<img src="http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lz6u1rfviF1qak296o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>your mom recently got her permit to carry a concealed weapon but hasn’t updated her wardrobe with something that will allow her to conceal her six shooter. so, if you see this lady dressed in her othello onesie and rocking a <a href="http://yourmomisclubbin.com/post/15355036403/momtrending-blazers">blazer</a>, understand, she’s got a lil’ something something packed away just in case somebody tries to swipe her bottle of Mo’.</p> <p><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/neNCx-qoTtt_KjPT2tRtfFA1J2Y/0/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/neNCx-qoTtt_KjPT2tRtfFA1J2Y/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a><br/> <a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/neNCx-qoTtt_KjPT2tRtfFA1J2Y/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/neNCx-qoTtt_KjPT2tRtfFA1J2Y/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a></p><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/YourMomIsAtTheClub/~4/Sz7Ioqw8kL8" height="1" width="1"/>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/YourMomIsAtTheClub/~3/Sz7Ioqw8kL8/17377183050http://yourmomisclubbin.com/post/17377183050Fri, 10 Feb 2012 12:32:14 -0500sex-shooterSuper Futurehttp://yourmomisclubbin.com/post/17377183050<img src="http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lz4r7kkaAH1qak296o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>your mom went to the open call audition for the live-action version of the Thundercats movie. she’s hoping for a role as Cheetara’s streetwise aunt that helps her to learn how to fight in between running the streets at night.</p> <p><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/2wEAnTQ8vkxSYycKv4zYh3_oRDs/0/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/2wEAnTQ8vkxSYycKv4zYh3_oRDs/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a><br/> <a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/2wEAnTQ8vkxSYycKv4zYh3_oRDs/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/2wEAnTQ8vkxSYycKv4zYh3_oRDs/1/di" border="0" 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height="1" width="1"/>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/YourMomIsAtTheClub/~3/XbufF0nX76w/17159348433http://yourmomisclubbin.com/post/17159348433Mon, 06 Feb 2012 12:39:48 -0500Spanxavatarcougar/ jaguar/ all of dem warshttp://yourmomisclubbin.com/post/17159348433<img src="http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lytuxe6Sri1qak296o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>your mom loves February. it gives her a chance to wear all of her favorite red accessories and pair them with these great white stockings.</p> <p><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/Ki-D5mCtx4J0cfSFvyQiGUQk8H4/0/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/Ki-D5mCtx4J0cfSFvyQiGUQk8H4/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a><br/> <a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/Ki-D5mCtx4J0cfSFvyQiGUQk8H4/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/Ki-D5mCtx4J0cfSFvyQiGUQk8H4/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a></p><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/YourMomIsAtTheClub/~4/FPt_bIxd6rI" height="1" width="1"/>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/YourMomIsAtTheClub/~3/FPt_bIxd6rI/16980365796http://yourmomisclubbin.com/post/16980365796Fri, 03 Feb 2012 12:22:26 -0500http://yourmomisclubbin.com/post/16980365796<img src="http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lyo2exgmGv1qak296o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>your mom is out on the forefront of fashion. pantyhose as pants. it’s a movement.</p> <p><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/8yauM02G9ot3iVCBCZQy--wxkPo/0/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/8yauM02G9ot3iVCBCZQy--wxkPo/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a><br/> <a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/8yauM02G9ot3iVCBCZQy--wxkPo/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/8yauM02G9ot3iVCBCZQy--wxkPo/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a></p><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/YourMomIsAtTheClub/~4/XrtE3nMcQ8A" height="1" width="1"/>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/YourMomIsAtTheClub/~3/XrtE3nMcQ8A/16818172331http://yourmomisclubbin.com/post/16818172331Tue, 31 Jan 2012 09:18:32 -0500http://yourmomisclubbin.com/post/16818172331<img src="http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lyb6qgtelm1qak296o1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lyb6qgtelm1qak296o2_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lyb6qgtelm1qak296o3_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lyb6qgtelm1qak296o4_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><p>your mom & dad don’t get as many chances to hit the town as they used to so it’s understandable that they sometimes act like wild animals recently released from a cage on those rare occasions.</p> <p><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/aFHq-w1YBxFY7WuaJq63Qe_gUwQ/0/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/aFHq-w1YBxFY7WuaJq63Qe_gUwQ/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a><br/> <a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/aFHq-w1YBxFY7WuaJq63Qe_gUwQ/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/aFHq-w1YBxFY7WuaJq63Qe_gUwQ/1/di" border="0" 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src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/YourMomIsAtTheClub/~4/8ABXhHCi11s" height="1" width="1"/>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/YourMomIsAtTheClub/~3/8ABXhHCi11s/16365260724http://yourmomisclubbin.com/post/16365260724Mon, 23 Jan 2012 16:16:00 -0500rhoahttp://yourmomisclubbin.com/post/16365260724<img src="http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lxwsj9NhXy1qak296o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>your mom was a bit overdressed for the <strong>F</strong>uture <strong>U</strong>rban <strong>P</strong>lanners <strong>A</strong>ssociation annual awards gala but was excited to take home a <strong>F.U.P.A.</strong> trophy.</p> <p><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/f0okbjcolUQUr8rNj7F9Yf15iog/0/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/f0okbjcolUQUr8rNj7F9Yf15iog/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a><br/> <a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/f0okbjcolUQUr8rNj7F9Yf15iog/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/f0okbjcolUQUr8rNj7F9Yf15iog/1/di" border="0" 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