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Tom Segura and Christina P are back in Studio Jeans for another completely unhinged episode of Your Mom’s House, and this one goes from philosophy class to fake tits in record time. The Main Mommies kick things off by solving the world’s least necessary ethical debate, then dive headfirst into the internet chaos with a wild breakdown of the Kristi Noem husband story involving fetishes, webcam betrayal, and big bimbo boobies.

Also in this episode: 80 year old sex symbols, Safety Larry delivering some anxiety-inducing escalator wisdom, Mantak Chia teaches the jeans how to hold testicle and circulate sexual energy, and Tom reveals the kind of fancy gift he gives a fancy chef after a great meal. Plus there’s a hilarious restaurant review, horrifying injury clips, wet floor PTSD, nicotine pouch logic, and a closing stretch of TikToks so deranged it could only live inside the Mommy-Dome.

If you're looking for internet weirdos, cool guys, fake boobs, escalator trauma, old-lady thirst, and enough chaotic marriage riffing to keep your jeans high and tight, this ones for you.

Your Mom’s House Ep. 854

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00:00:00 - Intro

00:03:44 - Opening Clip: Incest Is Cool

00:12:52 - Kristi Noem's Husband

00:22:56 - Horny Granny Wants To Spank Tom

00:27:27 - A Fancy Gift For A Fancy Chef

00:30:30 - Fucking Expensive Restaurant

00:32:39 - Clip: Human Water Gun

00:33:20 - International Realtors

00:36:35 - Safety Larry

00:39:38 - Mantak Chia

00:45:21 - Horrible Or Hilarious

01:00:11 - Mike The Tax Guy

01:03:58 - Christina's TikToks

01:16:37 - Closing Song - "WTF Is Eco-Sex" by Gaping Dad

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Tom Segura holds it down solo on this episode of Your Mom’s House while Christina is away, and he’s joined by comedian Ari Matti for one wildly funny conversation. Ari breaks down his insane journey from Estonia to Melbourne, London, New York, and Austin, explains how he learned to do stand-up in a second language, and talks about going from open mics overseas to getting passed at The Comedy Mothership and becoming a Kill Tony regular.

Along the way, Tom and Ari get into Ari’s background in MMA, the delusional confidence it takes to survive comedy, and why being an outsider ended up becoming his biggest advantage. Then things go fully off the rails with stories about foreign chiropractors, Estonian blackface on national TV, Robert Paul Champagne, Alex Jones, Liver King at the Four Seasons, catastrophic injury clips, and one of the most disgusting travel-hookup stories ever told on the show.

It’s a classic YMH mix of comedy, chaos, culture shock, internet lunatics, and deeply questionable sexual honesty.

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00:01:02 - Comedy In Non-Native Tongue

00:11:20 - America & MMA Fighting

00:19:17 - Opening Clip: I'll Eat It

00:23:33 - Foreign Chiropractors

00:28:48 - Big Word Burger

00:32:34 - Clip: Alex Jones Calling It Quits

00:34:13 - Liver King & Rogan

00:37:42 - Big Break & YMH Memories

00:41:30 - Horrible Or Hilarious

00:48:27 - Brain Injuries

00:58:19 - What's Happening With The Internet?

01:00:35 - Kinky Unc

01:04:13 - Plugging Dates

01:05:44 - Fat Boy For Life

01:08:37 - Closing Song - "WHAAAT" by Tyler

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This week, Tom’s away, so Christina P calls in Brian Simpson, who after an appropriately timed "I'm having chest pains" drop, immediately reveals he almost died last month. What follows is a hilarious and horrifying breakdown of Brian’s heart attack on the road in Atlanta, and the odyssey of ICU insanity, sexy nurses, fried chicken in the cardiac unit, missing meds, CVS incompetence, and the always awful VA.

Once they’re done unpacking death, survival, and why Americans are apparently supposed to just die quietly, Christina and Brian swerve into Justin Timberlake’s DUI arrest, Dolly Parton’s tits, looksmaxxing, TikTok freaks, adult summer camp psychos, horny grannies, gay blacks, and the fart BIG WORD lady trying to explain herself on The Breakfast Club. Grab your Life Alert and enjoy!

Your Mom’s House Ep. 852

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00:00:00 - Intro

00:00:41 - Opening Clip: I'm Having Chest Pain

00:03:22 - Brian Simpson Almost Died

00:11:22 - Getting To The Hospital

00:22:13 - The Wacky American Healthcare System

00:33:06 - New Lease On Life

00:37:40 - Gay Black Guy Stuff

00:40:13 - Horny Granny

00:42:20 - Justin Timberlake Arrest Footage

00:45:42 - Dolly Parton's Funbags

00:51:27 - TikToks

01:04:51 - The Fart Slur Lady Apologizes

01:10:41 - More White People Shit

01:16:46 - Closing Song - "Chest Pain" by MANOLO

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Tom Segura and Christina P are back for another wild episode of Your Mom’s House Podcast, diving headfirst into a new batch of internet insanity before they are joined by some very European guests. This episode covers everything from the viral McDonalds CEO video, to horny grannies, to Obama talking black, to Putin praising some broads, plus, Gene Simmons telling celebs to shut up, pigeons taking over a mans home, and Christina showing Tom a game called "Chernobyl or Hungarian Hospital?"

Later in the episode, Francis Foster and Konstantin Kisin join the show for a hilarious guest segment packed with sharp cultural commentary, stories about Eastern Europe, parenting, travel, teaching, gratitude, and why seeing more of the world might be the cure for modern stupidity. The conversation bounces from outrageous internet content to real talk about America, Hungary, Russia, Ukraine, family life, and raising kids with perspective. Plus Francis and Konstantin get a dose of Christina's TikTok curations just for good measure. Cheerio!

Your Mom’s House Ep. 851

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00:00:00 - Intro

00:00:11 - Obama Taliking Black

00:07:07 - Opening Clip: Cool Brag

00:09:34 - Clip: Cool Gal Loves Her Fiance

00:13:12 - Clip: Chocolate Massage

00:15:36 - Gene Simmons Says Shut Up

00:20:33 - Clip: Paralympian Tom

00:21:34 - RIP Robert Carradine

00:26:01 - They Did Surgery On A Weiner...In A Car

00:29:48 - Clip: Public Pooper

00:30:30 - Russian Pigeon House

00:32:13 - Chernobyl or Hungarian Hospital?

00:34:18 - Clip: Screaming Into Void

00:35:10 - Mike The Tax Guy

00:37:49 - Francis Foster & Konstantin Kisin

00:44:58 - Brexit, Royals, & Epstein Files

00:50:06 - Talented Pieces Of Shit

00:56:33 - Talking To Yourself & Accents

01:04:01 - Master Of Accents

01:11:28 - Dictators

01:21:05 - Horrible Or Hilarious

01:26:28 - McDonalds CEO Tries New Burger

01:30:06 - Very British Discussion

01:34:06 - TikToks

01:45:53 - Chernobyl Or Hungarian Hospital? Redux

01:49:07 - Closing Song - "How You Say Cucumber" by Micah Akervold

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This week on Your Mom’s House, Tom returns home from LA after filming Bad Thoughts and jumps right back into the madness with Christina. "Two mommies, one jean" for a reason, as the two catch up and break down another stack of insane internet clips.

This episode has everything YMH fans want: Tom's still mostly clean face, Christina’s glamping adventure with the boys, park squirrel bite updates, hamster hospice trauma, Squatty Potty scandal talk, horny blacks, hornier grandmas, and a parade of deeply disturbed cool guys. Plus Tom gets a welcome back batch of clips featuring people getting hurt and the Main Mommies discuss the ethics of the shoes in the house, and whether it's a race thing or just a clean person thing.

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Chapters

00:00:00 - Intro

00:03:24 - Wilderness Survival

00:07:20 - Opening Clip: Master Of Accents - Homeless Edition

00:17:32 - Whole Milk & Meth

00:21:34 - Squatty Potty Creator + Shoes In The House

00:28:01 - Squirrel Bites & Hamster Hospice

00:33:01 - Kinky Unc

00:41:05 - Tour Date Plugs

00:43:33 - Clip: Noodle Leg Aura

00:46:30 - Horrible Or Hilarious

00:53:30 - Freaky Old Lady

00:57:30 - TikToks

01:05:34 - Closing Song - "Hillary Clinton Ate My A55hole" by Koster

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Tom Segura joins Christina P via Zoom this week and the mommies waste no time getting completely stupid. This episode has it all: the absolutely unhinged viral Nicole Curtis “fart n-word” clip, a fresh dose of Safety Larry doing what Safety Larry does best, and Fancy Chef stepping into the pizza review game like a true culinary king, and a revelation about a certain comedian being in the Epstein files that that us laughing our shirts off. Plus the mommies get horrible or hilarious, shame some TikTards, and update each other on their respective periods. Keep featherin’ it, follow proto, and enjoy the slop.

Your Mom’s House Ep. 848

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Chapters

00:00:00 - Intro

00:00:11 - Tom's Cute Face

00:07:03 - Hamster Funeral

00:16:04 - Opening Clip: Fart N-Word

00:27:38 - Period Update

00:28:52 - [Redacted] Is In The Epstein Files

00:30:52 - Safety Larry

00:44:34 - Horrible Or Hilarious

00:49:21 - Dick Doc + Heated Rivalry

00:51:18 - Fancy Chef Pizza Review

00:55:08 - Clip: My White Stuff

00:56:07 - TikToks

01:03:59 - Wrap Up

01:04:34 - Closing Song - "Cucumber" by Ramsay McQueen

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This week on Your Mom’s House, Christina P is joined by comedian Ian Fidance for a no-holds-barred conversation that swings wildly between trauma, sexuality, spirituality, parenting, and some of the most cool guys we've seen on the algo. Ian also plugs his new show "Ian Do: An Odd Guy Doing Odd Jobs" that is out now on the YMH Studios Network!

Ian opens up about growing up with grief, anger, and confusion, sharing brutally honest stories about mental health, addiction, sexuality, and learning how to feel emotions without self-destruction. Christina matches him beat for beat, reflecting on immigrant parenting, generational trauma, shame, and the terrifying responsibility of raising emotionally healthy kids.
From bottoming diets, trans Instagram thirst traps, and Epstein file conspiracies, to TikTok egg pranks, needle play, and deep dives into cult leaders, this episode is a chaotic masterclass in what happens when two hyper-self-aware comics refuse to censor themselves.

There’s laughter, discomfort, unexpected warmth, and moments of real clarity about identity, attraction, power, shame, and why modern internet culture feels completely broken. Plus: ska music, parenting philosophy, fashion crimes, hotel hookups, gay cruising etiquette, and why shame might actually serve a purpose. Try it out!

Your Mom’s House Ep. 847

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00:00:00 - Intro

00:00:24 - It's Just A Phase

00:08:55 - Opening Clip: Bottoming University

00:16:15 - Epstein Files, Spiritual Awakenings, & Cults

00:26:31 - Clip: Trans New Yorker

00:32:07 - Pulling Humans

00:37:26 - Clip: Old Muscle Guy

00:39:45 - Dating Dudes

00:44:36 - Clip: Adorable Face Enthusiast

00:46:46 - Clip: Old Lady Egg Prank

00:48:05 - Ian Takes Over The Show

00:50:38 - Clip: More Egg Prank

00:54:17 - Christina's Curations

01:04:35 - The Real Hunger Games

01:06:28 - Back To The TikToks

01:12:08 - Final Thoughts

01:16:14 - Closing Song -"I Bless Them All" by DJ Brad Pitt

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This week on Your Mom’s House, Christina P welcomes comedian and Skankfest co-founder Luis J. Gomez for an absolutely unhinged episode with some heart. This episode has it all, Skankfest stories, public defecation, cartel scam calls, jailhouse etiquette, roommate revenge, Norm's poutine fries, and members of the marginalized community doing what they do best.

Luis shares how Skankfest grew from a small idea into one of the most unique comedy festivals in the country, including what sets the audience apart and why their fans are the most respectful degenerates you'll ever meet. The episode also takes a turn into real-world experiences as Luis talks about run-ins with the law, what it’s actually like spending a night in jail, and how people learn the unspoken rules of that environment quickly. He also tells a memorable story about a former roommate that escalated far beyond a normal disagreement and Christina unleashes her curations onto her new homie, Luis. See you on the goth cruise!

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Chapters

00:00:00 - Intro

00:00:43 - Skankfest, Defecation, & Poutine Fries

00:06:40 - Opening Clip: 50 Single & Horny

00:15:38 - Catching Charges

00:24:45 - Locked Up

00:31:34 - Clip: Bald Date Prep

00:35:42 - Clip: Diaper Reveal

00:40:28 - Clip: Lakefront Property

00:43:33 - Clip: Common Area Argument

00:50:07 - Skankfest Stories

00:55:53 - Openly Freaky

01:04:34 - TikToks

01:20:18 - Wrap Up

01:21:38 - Closing Song - "Pegged (OMG)" by Odd-Track Numbers

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This week on Your Mom’s House, Christina P is riding solo while Tom Segura is away shooting Bad Thoughts, and she’s joined by comedian/Impractical Joker Sal Vulcano for a unscheduled ride into the world of Architecture Digest.

Things spiral immediately as Christina introduces Sal to Kevin Leonardo, a self-proclaimed “educational” creator who demonstrates ass shaving, douching, and butt-hole hygiene in full HD. Sal, who has a famously weak constitution and a severe fear of vomiting, is absolutely not prepared for what he sees, but you probably are.

From there, Christina and Sal debate wild internet conspiracies involving satanic rituals, celebrity baby-eating rumors, and adrenochrome hysteria, questioning how anyone could possibly keep secrets at that level of fame. They next break down a viral food challenge. where a man with obviously fake teeth eats an obviously roasted potato every single day.

The chaos continues with Sal recounting his nightmare experience in a self-driving Waymo car, the duo dissecting unhinged “alpha male” Uber-fight roleplay videos, and a brutally honest roast of shirtless celebrity vacation photos, featuring Jack Nicholson living his absolute best life. Plus some TikToks, cool guys, and Grammy fashion, all in this weeks episode for you to chew on.

Your Mom’s House Ep. 845

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Chapters

00:00:00 - Intro

00:04:25 - Celebrity Satanists

00:09:57 - Opening Clip: Beaver Teeth Potato Eater

00:15:54 - McDonalds, Steve Irwin, & Beavo's IG

00:21:24 - Waymos & Disrespectful Uber Drivers

00:31:48 - Vacation Jack Nicholson, Pam Anderson, & Eyebrows

00:40:44 - RIP Catherine O'Hara + Michael Jackson & Eddie Murphy

00:46:11 - Sex Scenes In Movies

00:48:54 - Architecture Digest Open Door

00:53:30 - Uncomfortable Vin Diesel

00:57:48 - Grammy Fashion

01:04:49 - Sal's New Show

01:06:34 - Christina's Curations

01:16:01 - Closing Song - "Talk 2 U Girl" by Saul Garland

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This week on Your Mom’s House, Tom Segura and Christina P hunker down for the ice storm and break down a clip of man threatening the world while borrowing his mom’s ice.

The main mommies also explore the psychology of guys who think owning three coolers counts as wealth. Plus: unfiltered race takes, serial killer interviews that somehow turn philosophical, cringe dad gymnastics, brutal internet injuries, and Christina P confirms another rare double pipe classic. Add in storm prep advice (wine over water), aging body truths, hydration-denying parents, and some more of the internet’s coolest dudes, and you’ve got another classic YMH episode with Tim and Christine.

Your Mom’s House Ep. 844

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Chapters

00:00:00 - Intro

00:03:01 - Opening Clip: Connor Got Diamonds

00:16:35 - Deep Diving Connor's Instagram

00:26:31 - Too Old For This Shi

00:32:00 - Charo's Needs Water

00:36:19 - This Guy Is Really Cool

00:43:13 - Clip: Chuck The Gay Man

00:44:33 - YMH EXCLUSIVE: Double Pipe Classic

00:48:18 - Mike The Accountant

00:50:56 - Black Guy Opinion

00:54:02 - RIP Whyte Folkz

00:56:37 - Horrible Or Hilarious

01:00:00 - Indiana Serial Killer

01:05:22 - Clip: Laughter Yoga

01:06:32 - Clip: Toilet Paper Donut

01:08:34 - Closing Song - "Touch My Camera" by Bob Dolamite

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This week on Your Mom’s House, Tim joins the show through the magic of the internet as the main mommies dive headfirst into Bad Thoughts production, introducing the boys to The Terminator movies, and some Arnold impressions. Things escalate quickly with a wild opening clip of a very public call out of something very private, followed by a call to action for any and all "throat goats".

Tom and Christina also unpack the Trapped in the Caribbean chaos, which included a TMZ story hotel horror stories, steel drums, and a week of no YMH episode. They also deep dive into Mike Fedele’s extremely online lifestyle of boats, flexing, humping, and Gen-Z failures. Also in this episode Safety Larry’s situational-awareness book, threats from a nude man in shoes, pet safety clips, stranger danger, eye pokes, Mantak Chia energy, pot debates, hippie hatred, garbage-dump parenting, mafia waste management history, body-disposal hypotheticals, and kids talking trash. Buckle up, jeans, we're fuggen BACK!

Your Mom’s House Ep. 843

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Chapters

00:00:00 - Intro

00:03:32 - Showing The Boys Terminator

00:09:59 - Opening Clip: Digging In Yo Shit

00:17:18 - Clip: Calling All Throat Goats

00:20:42 - Stranded In Paradise

00:30:04 - Mike Fedele

00:37:22 - More Safety Tips With Larry

00:44:34 - Clip: Stranger Danger

00:45:38 - Clip: Grab Those Testicles

00:47:37 - Will Blunderfield + Mantak Chia

00:50:17 - Pot Discourse

00:55:18 - Field Trip At The Dump

01:04:13 - Clip: Trash Talking White Kid

01:06:43 - Closing Song - "Daddio's Patio (Feat. Cutter Tha Killer Klown) by Celador

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This week, Christina P holds down the fort while Tom Segura is away, and she’s joined by comedian Joe DeRosa, who will soon be joining the YMH family with a podcast of his own entitled "Vile & Horrendous". He helps Christina along for for an absolutely off the rails episode packed with wild clips, hot takes, and some classic YMH energy.

From an unexpectedly epic saxophone intro, to a disturbing church meltdown, to Christina’s meticulously curated TikTok insanity, this episode spirals fast, before finally landing on a brutally accurate breakdown of boring corporate fast food culture. The house they filmed Home Alone in is also in sale and looks like an insane place to live in! So strap in, stay black, keep those jeans high and tight.

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Chapters

00:00:00 - Intro

00:00:50 - Facts Of Life Girls & Vintage Collectables

00:08:30 - Not About That Weed

00:14:45 - Opening Clip: Can't Make Friends

00:20:33 - Saxophone

00:26:36 - Clip: Crazy Church Man

00:37:35 - Joe DeRosa Is Vile & Horrendous

00:48:01 - Lipshitz Plug

00:49:36 - Christina's Curations

01:03:49 - Home Alone House & Boring Corporate Fast Food

01:09:40 - Closing Song -"Cool Girl Club" By Versace Kolache

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Hallelujah! Where’s the Tylenol? It’s a very YMH Christmas, and the studio is lit up like Clark Griswold’s house because comedy legend Chevy Chase stops by! Tom and Christina unwrap holiday trauma, German Christmas music meltdowns, Santa vs. Baby Jesúska, dangerous European elevators, and the evolution of internet weirdos. Then Chevy joins to talk SNL, Three Amigos, the making of Vacation, Forrest Gump almost being his role, improv secrets, wild celebrity encounters, and why Richard Pryor was untouchable. Grab your eggnog and your wolf coat—this one is a Christmas classic.

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Chapters

00:00:00 - Intro

00:00:11 - Merry Jeans-mas!

00:06:57 - Opening Clip: Cure For A Bad Day

00:08:57 - Threads, Diddy Doc, & Day Of The Jackal

00:19:51 - Clip: Chinese Girlfriend Song

00:20:49 - Situational Awareness

00:26:05 - Chevy Chase

00:30:15 - Saturday Night Live & Studio Comedies

00:39:42 - Other Roles, Directors, & Dan Aykroyd

00:46:53 - Presidents

00:50:12 - Carlin, Pryor, & The Bomb Squad

00:56:31 - The Legacy Of Vacation

01:03:05 - Wrap Up

01:04:41 - Closing Song - "Bedspread Shit" by Unknown

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Check your six, mommy! In this absolutely unhinged episode of Your Mom’s House, Tom and Christina suit up in tactical vests and announce a bold new YMH initiative: total-life preparedness. From flashlight stances to 10-second doorway scans, the leaders of the Mommy Militia learn how to navigate a world full of lurking threats, fire, danger, and of course… clowns. Shout out to Jason Fabus for the amazing sax intro (IG: @jasonfabus).

Tom and Christina show off an impressive array of emergency gear (machetes, trauma shears, MRE pizza with 5,000 calories, brass knuckles, and a foldable murder-credit-card), before the two dive into more safety guy Larry Betz safety lessons, some prime examples of black romance, horny James Joyce letters, trench foot, some horrible or hilarious clips, some TikTok's, and then addressing the loss of a truly stacked inspiration.

Stay safe. Stay ready. And never walk into a Chili’s without scanning the exits first.

Your Mom’s House Ep. 840

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Chapters

00:00:00 - Intro

00:00:12 - Farts & Safety

00:06:44 - Opening Clip: Restaurant Scan

00:16:40 - Clip: Safety Shaun

00:18:59 - More Safety Tips & The Perfect Neighbor

00:30:54 - Clip: Misgendered Meltdown

00:35:11 - Clip: Talk To The Butt

00:37:08 - James Joyce Love Letters

00:41:31 - Clip: Big Gay Clowns

00:43:59 - Madonna

00:47:03 - Clip: Headbutt Self Defense

00:48:46 - Horrible Or Hilarious

00:54:15 - Clip: Isolation Year

00:57:41 - RIP Mary Magdalene

00:59:16 - Clip: Pastor's Cool Advice For Women

01:04:38 - Fedsmoker Jr

01:09:05 - TikToks

01:19:38 - Final Safety Tips

01:22:01 - Closing Song - "She Got Tits" by Joseph and John Juarez

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This week on Your Mom’s House, Tom Segura and Christina P are firing on all cylinders as chaos reigns from start to finish. Christine boldly reclaims her glasses identity (sparking a surprisingly heated household debate), questionable gift choices come under scrutiny, and the internet once again proves it was the greatest mistake.

From rage-filled rants about fake followers and bots, to disturbingly confident accountants, fetish podcasters breaking down their very specific preferences, and viral videos featuring hornets, skateboarding trauma, and shower-time courting rituals, this episode will make you cry m, my baby!

Tim and Christine also check out more content from their new favorite survivalist, chime in on a Italian man's scam with his dead mother, and go off about people walking among us who aren't as sane as they seem. Add in fart economics, tactical vests for children, holiday gifting advice, and a deep dive into what really makes something “gay,” and you’ve got a classic YMH rollercoaster. Buckle up, Mommy!

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Chapters

00:00:00 - Intro

00:03:58 - Opening Clip: Fireside Chat

00:07:19 - Clowning Around A Pazsitzky Effect

00:17:00 - Prepared Not Paranoid

00:28:40 - Lipstick Plug

00:30:16 - Bitches Love A Strong Jawline

00:34:39 - Clip: Fart Fetish Confession

00:39:20 - Clip: Domino's Fart Pizza

00:43:18 - Horrible Or Hilarious

00:49:34 - MMA Domination

00:51:43 - Hitler Won An Election

00:58:19 - Italian Mom Scam + Plain Clothes Psycho

01:05:38 - Meghan Markle's Salmonella Thanksgiving

01:08:35 - Crack Is Whack

01:14:40 - A Really Cool Story

01:19:38 - TikToks

01:33:49 - Closing Song - "SooWoo" by Josh Del

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This week on Your Mom’s House, Tom and Christina roast bland Thanksgiving food, obsess over an Olympian-level dad at the kiddie pool, fall in love with a furious celibate called GoogleDaddy, and spiral about a paranoid flashlight guy while trying to de-fatten their cat. Plus the main mommies get emotional about Tom’s new Netflix special, check out some more clips from FedSmoker Jr, learn about defending yourself from "clowns", and shop tactical belts for Christmas. Dreamboat Dad: if you're out there, leave a comment for Tom!

Your Mom’s House Ep. 838

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Chapters

00:00:00 - Intro

00:03:37 - Tommy's Buns & Tina's Sticks

00:07:42 - Tom's New Special

00:11:20 - Opening Clip: Aloha Daddy

00:21:31 - Thanksgiving Gaycation

00:38:01 - Stay Safe Out There

00:48:46 - Shopping For Self-Defense Toys

00:55:05 - More From FedSmoker Jr

01:01:16 - Shoutout To MGM & Chef Jose Andres

01:04:32 - The Cat Feeder Conundrum

01:07:24 - Body Fat Percentage

01:18:55 - Wrap Up

01:19:21 - Closing Song - "Fed Smoker Rides Eternal" by Reverend John Wheeler

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What's up, Chomos?!? It's a super-sized episode as Tom and Christina spiral into complete chaos as they announce Tom’s brand new Italian bakery opening in Austin, debate the official hierarchy of Small Fat, Mid Fat & Super Fat, and revisit one of YMH’s greatest Cool Guys — the meth dude who “came in 4 strokes.” The mommies also break down a billionaire who lost over $300 million gambling, roast Bezos and Zuckerberg’s glow-ups, and discuss why every CEO is suddenly shredded. Plus: fat pets, fart mics, autistic rant guy, and the saddest cat breastfeeding story ever told.

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00:00:00 - Intro

00:00:46 - A Taste Of IT-Ly

00:05:40 - Opening Chaos & Classic Cool Guy Musings

00:10:55 - What Type Of Fat Are You?

00:19:51 - Clip: Rant On Autism

00:22:26 - Clip: The Drooling Gambler

00:29:47 - Clip: Fat Love

00:35:53 - Fat Pets

00:44:49 - Clip: Ex Liked My Farts

00:46:12 - Fit CEO's

00:54:51 - Tommy Lasorda

00:58:31 - Clip: Dressed Up

01:00:57 - Horrible Or Hilarious

01:04:18 - Indian Hospitals

01:08:08 - TikToks

01:14:09 - Closing Song - "Principal Coffee" by Chydah Sneeze

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It’s almost Jeans-giving, and Tom Segura & Christina P are feeling thankful for historical revisionism, meth-fueled prophets, and the sweet smell of 1700s body odor. The Main Mommies kick things off with a totally factual retelling of Thanksgiving, then dive into life (and death) before antibiotics — when losing a tooth could mean losing your brain.

Tom unveils his plan to hit 3% body fat “just to feel something”, Christina confesses her papier-mâché addiction, and they dissect the seeming reincarnation of everyone’s favorite tweaked out double agent asking cops, “What’s your serial number?”

Add in J. Lo’s silent treatment to her bus driver, a Barbie with diabetes, and a guy who physically can’t eat a pickle — and you’ve got a classic hour and some change of unhinged YMH magic.

Your Mom’s House Ep. 836

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Chapters

00:00:00 - Intro

00:00:45 - A Stinky History Lesson

00:08:06 - Opening Clip: What's Your Serial Number?

00:15:49 - FedSmoker Jr

00:20:46 - A Quick Lipshits Plug

00:21:46 - Clip: Cool Neighbor Lady

00:25:48 - Tom’s 3% Body Fat Plan

00:32:15 - Vial & Disgusting Fat Guy

00:38:25 - Christine's Craft Hoarding Intervention

00:43:33 - Piss Break & Diabetes Barbie

00:47:28 - Jennifer Lopez

00:58:35 - Clip: Master Of Clits

01:02:13 - Clip: Afraid Of Pickles

01:06:42 - Horrible Or Hilarious

01:12:15 - Clip: Ryan Wants To Be Recognized

01:13:12 - Wyatt Buhl

01:18:00 - Closing Song -"White Girl (With A Fat Ass)" by Odd-Track Numbers

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Tom and Christina are back in the Studio Jeans for another week of really wild finds and the discovery of a possible heir to the FedSmoker crown. Before that, Christina launches her new winter makeup drop (“Cuts You Up”) and the Jeans reminisce about classic reality TV — from Wife Swap’s “God Warrior” meltdown to Ice Cube’s bizarre early-2000s race-swap experiment on FX.

They then dive deep into constipation talk (suppositories vs. laxatives), hospital horror stories, and whether couples who don’t fart in front of each other are living a lie. Tom reveals his new fear of contact lenses, Christina roasts his glasses, and finally both spiral into laughter over the reincarnation of a YMH legend on a college campus. What’s Up There Chomo?

Your Mom’s House Ep. 835

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Chapters

00:00:00 - Intro

00:01:54 - Wife Swap God Warrior

00:09:45 - Opening Clip: No Poop For You

00:12:25 - Good Old Fashioned Brown Talk

00:21:19 - Race Swap Reality Show

00:28:24 - Apartheid Museum

00:31:16 - Clip: Gas Station Photographer

00:35:17 - Dad Eyes

00:40:31 - A New FedSmoker?

00:52:22 - Crazy American Melts Down On Boat

00:56:11 - Christina's Curations

01:08:41 - Wrap Up

01:09:48 - Closing Song - "Vocal Fry Jam" by Gaping Dad

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Happy Hallow Jeans! Welcome to a very spooky and very fashionable episode of Your Mom’s House! 🎃 This week, Tom Segura and Christina P get into the Halloween spirit—well, Christina does—by showing up as Karl Lagerfeld, complete with fingerless gloves and antisocial energy, while Tom is dressed as a Tom Segura who totally forgets his costume. The jeans dive into Karl’s insane quotes, fashion snobbery, and hatred of sweatpants, before somehow landing on Florida’s trashiest white people, Santa-denying parents, and why Jewish holidays can’t compete with Christmas.

Then, the Hamburglar aka Ryan Sickler joins the show to talk about his new stand-up special Live and Alive, why his brow lift left him without a Halloween costume, and how bullying might actually build character. Plus, the Main Mommies also show Ryan some horrible or hilarious clips and everything insane they've been watching this week. ROBBLE ROBBLE!

Your Mom’s House Ep. 834

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Chapters

00:00:00 - Intro

00:04:57 - Opening Clip: Ryan Needs Some Action

00:06:28 - Halloween On Christmas

00:14:14 - Florida Trash

00:22:50 - Fart Eyes Responds

00:25:40 - Some Gay Stuff

00:34:37 - Clip: Exploding Horny Dude

00:37:48 - Bert

00:40:59 - The Hamburglar Roasts Karl Lagerfeld

00:47:17 - Pudding Unc

00:54:08 - Clip: One Eyed Lady

00:56:12 - Clip: Picky Eater

01:02:09 - Sickler's New Special

01:07:28 - Horrible Or Hilarious

01:22:31 - I'm Ryan

01:27:07 - Cafe Bich Nga

01:30:22 - Lars Van Trier Loves H Dog

01:32:18 - Austin's Poop Problem

01:41:38 - Clip: Earl Changes

01:47:19 - Closing Song - "Fuk Me Tonite" by Matt Mercer

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Tom Segura and Christina P. welcome world-renowned mentalist Oz Pearlman to Your Mom’s House! Oz stuns the crew with mind-blowing mental tricks, wild psychological insights, and a peek behind the curtain of how he reads people. From guessing Tom’s childhood crush to revealing impossible inside jokes, Oz leaves everyone speechless. Plus, Tom and Christina talk Killarney drunks, pickup artist “Mystery,” and the weirdest viral videos on the internet.

Your Mom’s House Ep. 833

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Chapters

00:00:00 - Intro

00:04:04 - Opening Clip: Master Of Redneck Accents

00:10:07 - Sham From Killarney

00:17:39 - Clip: No Neck

00:20:16 - Clip: Coochie Confrontation

00:23:03 - Mystery Is Back

00:35:32 - Oz Pearlman Is Here To Blow Our Minds

00:41:07 - Show N Tell

00:46:35 - Ryan Gets Got

00:54:18 - How'd You Get A Job Here?

01:03:16 - Entertaining Steven Spielberg & Other Heroes

01:12:42 - Christine's Turn

01:19:29 - Enny Hates This

01:22:38 - Birthday Money Trick

01:27:07 - Wrap Up

01:29:23 - Closing Song - "It's A Surprise" by DJ Wet Nut Sack

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Hey, Jeans! Tim’s off at rehab for an eating disorder (allegedly), so Christina welcomes certified Soul Mommy and Not Today Pal co-host Rob Iler to hold down the fort. They dive head-first into the single life, dating red flags, and the thriving world of inmate dating apps — complete with reviews of real prison profiles. Rob reveals his “type,” Christina confesses her John Goodman fantasy, and together they somehow connect it all to asthma, cigarettes, and childhood trauma. If you're in the mood for farts, felons, and philosophy this week, you've come to the right place!

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Chapters

00:00:00 - Intro

00:03:53 - Opening Clip: Fat Women Are Broke Dudes

00:08:26 - You're The One For Me Fatty

00:15:16 - Idaho Prison Inmate Dating Game

00:22:06 - Wolly Willy Babe

00:27:41 - Here For Good Time, Not Long Time

00:32:27 - Chain Smoking Grandparents

00:40:21 - Traveling Girls

00:45:48 - Happy Tom, Gross Rob

00:53:06 - Clip: Horse Milk

00:54:39 - Big Cheese Guy

00:58:49 - Learning Things From TikTok

01:05:55 - Poo Poo Pee Pee Dealbreakers + Rob's Pazsitzky Effect

01:14:28 - Christina's Curations

01:24:07 - More TikToks

01:40:45 - Closing Song -"Booty Opens Up" by Buttstin

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Welcome back to the Mommy Dome! Tom Segura and Christina P are bleeding with laughter this week—literally. From syncing up their “cycles” to debating who actually looks at their own turds, the mommydom gets raw, messy, and very YMH. Christina shares her discovery that she might be a femboy thanks to TikTok, the two lose it over a Vietnamese café, and a drunk casino regular goes viral for swearing revenge on Encore at 10:30 in the morning. Things get even wilder with a Miami tax-prep guru who doubles as a bizarre influencer, a heated dental update with a hygiene showdown where Tom insists he “knows gums,” and Christina’s revelation about her biggest fear of turning into an emotional vampire. It's bloody good time this week at Your Mom’s House!

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00:00:00 - Intro

00:05:33 - Opening Clip: Cafe Bich Nga

00:13:41 - A History Lesson

00:21:16 - Boston Gambler

00:27:20 - Cool Accountant

00:33:33 - Clip: Catching Poops

00:37:05 - Clip: Happy Birthday Fatty

00:37:29 - DENTAL UPDATE

00:43:36 - Horrible Or Hilarious

00:51:11 - The Person You're Afraid Of Becoming

00:58:32 - Clip: Rollercoaster Barf

00:58:56 - Clip: Road Rage Cabron

01:03:46 - TikToks

01:18:09 - Closing Song -"Alpha Advice" by WavKingz

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Welcome back to Your Mom’s House with Tom Segura and Christina P! This week Tim and Kristin are joined by comedian Jordan Jensen (Netflix: Take Me With You, Being Ian with Jordan).
The mommies kick things off with some cat updates, code switching, and a heated debate about napkin pants. Then Jordan sits down to talk about growing up with two moms and a cowboy dad, why female comics all have “dyke energy,” and the elite nightmare of dating apps like Raya.
We get into cold plunges, “gender traitors,” road rage in New York City, fart legends like King Ass Ripper, and Jordan’s on-again-off-again relationships. Plus: the infamous “N-Ain’t Shit” lady, breakdancing protestors, and why sharts aren’t what you think they are.
It’s a packed episode full of laughs, chaos, and classic YMH insanity.

Your Mom’s House Ep. 828

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Chapters

00:00:00 - Intro

00:01:48 - Christina's Art & Cat Breath

00:04:10 - Code Switching For Elite Whites

00:15:57 - Opening Clip: Demons In My Womb

00:18:39 - Clip: Fart On Me Freakout

00:23:28 - Double Pipe Collab

00:25:56 - Do You Have A Husband?

00:30:48 - Clip: Presidential Candidate

00:32:36 - Full Figured Woman

00:36:38 - Napkin Pants

00:38:49 - Jordan Jensen Isn't Gay

00:44:27 - Masculine Comedy Energy

00:50:24 - Gender Traitor

01:40:45 - Closing Song: "Six Butts (More To Love)" By DJ Fat Hog Jeans

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Tom Segura and Christina P are back in the jeans with a very special guest — the King of Props himself, Carrot Top! From his legendary Vegas run at the Luxor to his wildest corporate gig disasters, Carrot Top brings decades of insane stories, prop magic, and pure chaos. Before Carrot Top enters the Mommy Dome, Tim and Christine The mommies dive deep into everything from Christina’s new artwork of Tom’s body (and perfectly to-scale junk) to DIY butt-stuff therapies, plus ass-worship furniture, queening chairs on Amazon, and the return of the fart mic.

Carrot Top talks insane backstage Tonight Show moments and why George Carlin was one of his biggest fans. He also talks growing up in Florida, life in Vegas, Phyllis Diller stealing his joke, and reacts to classic YMH prop man, Uncle Terry. Carrot Top also opens his trunk and shows the Main Mommies some of his latest wacky props. It’s a filthy, hilarious ride with one of the most iconic comics alive. Don’t miss it, Jean.

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Chapters

00:00:00 - Intro

00:03:26 - Opening Clip: Butt Stuff Solutions

00:05:38 - Christina's New Art

00:16:45 - Karl Lagerfeld

00:19:45 - Queening & Ass Worship

00:29:57 - Clip: Join Me In The Shower

00:31:50 - Mean Comments From Dudes

00:35:13 - Clip: Tard Fraud

00:39:58 - Carrot Top

00:45:20 - The Prop Process

00:54:33 - Clean Comedy & Nightmare Gigs

01:03:26 - Clip: Ozzy's Austrian Painter Inspo

01:04:14 - Clip: Dan Pena

01:04:27 - Clip: Tard Fraud

01:06:05 - Messing With Gene Simmons & Stolen Prop Valor

01:25:52 - Uncle Terry, Gingers, & More Props

01:35:53 - TikToks

01:44:48 - Carlin Liked Me

01:53:03 - Closing Song -"Now I'm In Your Ass Yeah" by Street Justice Remix

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Here come the Cincinnati boys! Tom welcomes comedian/actor Gary Owen—for a long-overdue YMH hang. They trade Queen City origin stories, first mics, and the wild path that took Gary from the U.S. Navy to San Diego open mics, Black room gauntlets, and a film run with legends like Eddie Murphy, Jamie Foxx, Martin Lawrence, the Wayans brothers, and Kevin Hart. Tom also challenges Gary to a round of “Tom or Black?”, they relive the Def Jam glory days, FSU vs. Alabama stadium suites, Deion “Prime” Sanders, Randy Moss's fishing obsession, Bengals heartbreak, and why standup is booming again. Plus: Tom opens the show 28 minutes in with Ryan's latest interest Brazilian farts.

Your Mom’s House Ep. 826

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Chapters

00:00:00 - Intro

00:00:40 - Two Cincinnati Kids

00:09:00 - Doing Comedy For The Blacks

00:18:34 - White Audiences Vs Black Audiences

00:25:46 - Opening Clip: I'm Ryan

00:27:13 - Rich Guys Into Deranged Shit

00:31:23 - Working With Comedy Legends

00:36:05 - Gary's New Special & Undercover Boss

00:42:41 - Tom Or Black?

00:46:20 - Florida State Vs Alabama

00:48:30 - Randy Moss

00:54:23 - The Cincinnati Bengals

01:00:46 - Why Move To Austin?

01:05:37 - Closing Song - "Let's Go Water Champ Tommy Buns" by Sweet Mitchel

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This week on Your Mom’s House, Tim and Kristine are out and it’s “My Mom’s House” as Charo sits in for the absent main mommies. Charo hosts a nostalgia fueled clip show, which features fans and guests—including Stavros Halkias, Dr. Drew, Chris Distefano, Jamie-Lynn Sigler, Rob Iler, Andrew Santino, Ryan Sickler, Armie Hammer and more—sharing their favorite YMH moments, each leading into a classic clip. Tom’s mom is putting in the leg work and proving you can’t spell “contractually obligated” without Charo!

Guest Submissions
Chris Distefano - Ep. 765 https://youtu.be/aDknTsElGcA
Stavros Halkias - Ep. 711 https://youtu.be/L3zV1AzFisY
Steve-O - Ep. 517 https://youtu.be/HjHJ1TY2AAg
Dr. Drew - Ep. 427 https://youtu.be/zeJkkihtD2A
Andrew Santino - Ep. 466 https://youtu.be/0_tdOY6ssbI
Ryan Sickler - Ep. 735 https://youtu.be/b5WvnO5E8Ps
Johnny Pemberton - Ep. 612 https://youtu.be/gB1LQBp8nLA
Duncan Trussell -YMH Live X https://ymhstudios.com/rent-ymh-x/
Robert Iler + Jamie-Lynn Sigler - Ep. 561 https://youtu.be/BbNqYAR1ulQ
Steph Tolev - Ep. 814 https://youtu.be/4Gi917jYvdg
Mark Normand - 2 Bears, 1 Cave 85 https://youtu.be/cQNH8Djac-c
Josh Potter - Home Here Now Doc w/ RPC https://youtu.be/HmViwV_10yk
Armie Hammer - Ep. 791 https://youtu.be/-Ay7j-X-Wxs

Mommy Submissions
Daniel -Ep. 537 https://youtu.be/xVOR712pRaE
Douglas -Ep. 759 https://youtu.be/qN5rXW5C238
Ellison -Ep. 644 https://youtu.be/A-95v0ngiGc
Kaitlin -Ep. 773 https://youtu.be/pBfdf85I-hk
Bobby - Ep. 358 https://youtu.be/OIjeu2TQ4qs

Your Mom’s House Ep. 825

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Chapters

00:00:00 - Intro

00:01:06 - Stavros Halkias - Pig Poutine

00:03:57 - Chris Distefano - Trans Love

00:07:11 - Mommy Kaitlin - Hammy Escapes

00:16:04 - Steve-O - Skyjacking

00:19:24 - Robert Iler & Jamie-Lynn Sigler - Buried For The Kinks

00:22:12 - Mommy Daniel - Pouncey Twins

00:27:46 - Mark Normand - Fat & Gross Segura

00:31:20 - Dr. Drew - Meeting RPC

00:34:59 - Mommy Ellison - Charo's "Bet"

00:42:05 - Andrew Santino - Good Morning Julia

00:46:50 - Ryan Sickler - Jesse Lee Peterson

00:51:54 - Johnny Pemberton - Lathe Death

00:53:33 - Duncan Trussell - Will Blunderfield's Retreat

00:55:44 - Mommy Bobby - Top Dog Blonde Jokes

01:03:20 - Steph Tolev - Pig Poutine Redux

01:06:53 - Josh Potter - Home Here Now

01:12:32 - Armie Hammer - Austin Is Insane

01:13:39 - Mommy Douglas - Good Mornin' Julia Song

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We have such sights to show you! This week, Christina P sits down with horror icon Doug Bradley, the legendary actor behind Hellraiser’s Pinhead, for a conversation that’s equal parts creepy, funny, and surprisingly tender. Doug dives into the origins of Pinhead’s terrifying look, the philosophy behind horror villains, and what it’s like when strangers recognize him as the guy who tormented their nightmares.
Christina presses Doug on whether BDSM aesthetics became mainstream thanks to Cenobites, and if he’s ever had to explain his career choices at awkward family dinners. Doug also shares behind-the-scenes stories of low-budget chaos, midnight makeup chair marathons, and how becoming a horror icon changed his life in ways he never saw coming. With frequent detours into absurdity Doug also proves he’s not just a master of horror—he’s got comedy chops too. This episode is a once-in-a-lifetime crossover of YMH filth and horror royalty...missing it would be a waste of good suffering.

Your Mom’s House Ep. 824

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Chapters

00:00:00 - Intro

00:01:11 - Let The Conversation Begin

00:04:08 - Opening Clip: Anybody Want These Sandals?

00:05:43 - Clip: Mr. Big Praises Christina

00:07:15 - Photos Of Pinhead

00:14:17 - Pinhead Takes The MTV Movie Awards

00:20:35 - Basic Questions

00:23:19 - Clive Barker

00:31:27 - Behind The Mask

00:38:06 - Hellraiser

00:46:20 - The Origins Of The Cenobites' Names

00:55:41 - Hellbound & Horny

01:03:41 - Master Of Accents

01:14:02 - Arsenal Fans & Doug Bradley's YouTube Page

01:21:14 - Mommy's New Boobs

01:27:08 - Closing Song - "Feel The Pain" by Mark Price

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This week on Your Mom's House, Tom’s still off making a movie so Christina P calls in comedy legend and professional cigar philosopher Ron White to fill the daddy seat. The two dive right in—covering Ron’s brand-new “49-year-old bombshell” girlfriend, the celestial math that makes their relationship perfect, and why fake boobs just aren’t his thing. Ron spills the story of his ill-fated Paris river cruise, complete with pot smoke, a furious German-sounding captain, and a dramatic escape to a Paris hotel equipped with a literal sex swing.
Christina shocks Ron by resurrecting a banned piece of YMH history—the beloved fart mic—and offers it up for live use. They trade stories about prenups gone wrong, vomiting for the sake of Cracker Barrel breakfast, fat roll storage hacks, and just how much sex is “too much” when you’re pushing 70. Plus, Ron shares why he thinks he’s better at stand-up now than ever, how to truly slow down on stage, and the strange gift of being an endearing pervert.

From fart sandwiches to Swarovski crystal chairs, and from emotional talks about aging parents to the logistics of anal, this is still a YMH at its purest: filthy, funny, and a little too honest.

Your Mom’s House Ep. 823

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Chapters

00:00:00 - Intro

00:04:17 - Opening Clip: Fart Sandwich

00:08:04 - The Return Of The Fart Mic

00:13:45 - Ron White's Cruise From Hell

00:24:03 - Paris Sex Swings

00:31:54 - Clip: Dumb Brazilian Tourist

00:33:05 - Common Law Marriage

00:41:43 - Clip: Exploding Mom

00:42:56 - Clip: Fat Tourist Breaks Chair

00:44:26 - Clip: Fatso Mechanic

00:46:12 - Clip: Cool Karate

00:48:24 - Clip: Energy Sex

00:51:37 - Cracker Barrel Ambassador

00:57:20 - Sons & Fathers

01:01:56 - Ron's Comedic Words Of Wisdom

01:08:16 - Wrap Up

01:12:12 - Closing Song - "Delta White Mousepad" by Kosher Charro, Remix by John Douglass

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This week, Tom’s off filming a movie and Christina P hijacks the show, steering YMH straight into sun with cosmic warlock Duncan Trussell riding shotgun. What begins as a fart soundboard tutorial quickly devolves into a kaleidoscope of brain-melting nonsense: energy sex, threesomes with the sun, cult recruitment red flags, and why George Washington’s preserved presidential jizz is secretly powering American democracy.
Duncan opens up about his time with boner-shaman Will Blunderfield, explains why Scientology might be cheaper than therapy, and introduces us to Avery Blackwell—the brand new, possibly-nude, definitely-gay CEO of YMH Studios. Meanwhile, Christina wages war on National Pet-Your-Dog Day and investigates whether Sydney Sweeney is a genetically engineered eugenics queen sent to confuse Gen Z. This one has everything: conspiracy theories, cult dynamics, emotional nudity, the downfall of morning television, and a surprising amount of reverence for Daniel Day-Lewis. Come for the mommy energy, stay for the cum-powered U.S. government.

Your Mom’s House Ep. 822

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Chapters

00:00:00 - Intro

00:04:54 - Opening Clip: Fell From Heaven

00:06:14 - Celebrating Women And Cults

00:17:31 - Scientology

00:27:21 - Morning Talk Shows

00:31:30 - A New CEO Of YMH?

00:43:07 - Clip: Latex Man

00:47:51 - George Washington's Baby Batter

00:52:56 - Palette Cleanser

00:55:22 - Sydney Sweeney

01:03:35 - The Macrons Vs Candace Owens

01:11:44 - Duncan's Final Thoughts

01:13:45 - Closing Song - "Push's Theme" by Eli

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This week on Your Mom’s House, Tom Segura and Christina P welcome back the one and only Charo! Charo isn't only here to collect casino money, she's here to drop major news: she’s launching her own YMH show, Muy Mucha Charo… and let’s just say, it’s already the tits!

Charo talks more about her recent move to Austin and how the adjustment is going, and the trio dives into Charo’s own psychological evaluation (spoiler: clinically significant chaos), debates her potential Vegas show “Fart Mistress Live,” and navigates her dream of owning a Mazda Miata convertible—so long as she drives it on the freeway. Plus, Christina’s lipstick line gets a rave review, Bert Kreischer gets body-shamed with love, Charo watches people get hurt against her will, they brainstorm Bad Thoughts season 2 ideas, and Tom reveals a sci-fi colonoscopy story that sends Charo into full-on disownment mode. This episode is a wild ride filled with laughs, borderline diagnoses, mom-manipulation tactics, and of course... plenty of farts.

Your Mom’s House Ep. 821

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Chapters

00:00:00 - Intro

00:05:02 - Opening Clip: Fat Guy Is Full

00:18:24 - Muy Mucha Charo Teaser

00:21:37 - Does Charo Like Austin?

00:29:39 - Farts & Charo Bribes

00:37:54 - Charo's Psych Evaluation Results

00:49:05 - Horrible Or Hilarious

00:57:05 - Crazies Behind The Wheel

01:02:21 - Clip: Robot Companion

01:04:44 - Season 2 Of Bad Thoughts

01:15:49 - Closing Song - "BURP" by Wes

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Tom’s fasting, Christina’s gassy, and Joe DeRosa is back with a brand new comedy special and hot sandwich takes about a major New York institution. The show kicks off with a debate over whether fighter pilots could get away with call signs like “Stanky Cock” or “Big Dick.” The Main Mommies next dive deep into the aftermath of their staff psych evals, with borderline revelations, some tampon talk, and a real concern for Enny’s suspiciously normal results. Tom also opens up about his multi-day fast, shrinking penis, and terrifying wellness advice, while Christina celebrates colonics as feminist self-care.

Then, Joe DeRosa enters the chat. The trio debates Hitler as a motivational speaker, Dan Peña’s castle energy, building houses on famous murder sites, and the growing arms race of celebrity sex criminals. Joe also dishes on Bradley Cooper visiting his sandwich shop, fantasizes about quitting comedy to work at Best Buy, and breaks down his bleak-but-hilarious new special I Never Promised You a Rose Garden. Plus: forklift fails, Cosby court swagger, Lena Dunham's cones, and how to turn fart jars and armpits into financial freedom.

Your Mom’s House Ep. 820

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Chapters

00:00:00 - Intro

00:08:51 - Opening Clip: I'm Ryan

00:23:11 - Brad Pitt In Fight Club Skinny

00:31:05 - Lena Dunham

00:37:05 - Clip: Bottled Farts

00:39:49 - Joe DeRosa, Dan Pena, & Murder Houses

00:48:28 - The Cosby Problem

00:59:22 - Woody Allen & Roman Polanski

01:13:33 - Drunk News Anchor

01:17:23 - Joe's New Special & Best Buy Fantasy

01:26:27 - Horrible Or Hilarious

01:30:47 - Joey Roses Sandwiches

01:40:30 - Closing Song - "2 Catches (Obviously) By Odd-Track Numbers

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This week on Your Mom’s House, Christina and Tommy welcome Dr. Hope Torres, an Austin-based licensed professional counselor specializing in trauma and personality assessment to analyze Tom, Christina, and the entire YMH staff. Before the doctor is in, the Main Mommies update us on what they've been up to, Tommy's on a water fast and Tina looks like a crypto millionaire now. They open the show with a really cool guy yelling at a bartender, before checking out a new video of an old favorite, Dan Pena, who explains why he likes having a painting of Hitler in his office. They also check out a clip of Charlize Theron bragging about banging a dude in his 20's and Christina shares her thoughts on the movie "Sinners" hmmmm hmmmm hmmmm.

Dr. Torres then comes in and shares the results of a personality assessment that everyone at Studio Jeans filled out and determines on a scale of normal to traumatized combat vet where Tom, Christina, and the entire staff rank. She walks the YMH crew through their results on the PID-5 personality inventory (DSM‑5). and breaks down the personality domains like anxiety, impulsivity, narcissism, and eccentricity. There's also plenty of insight into how trauma, dissociation, and childhood behaviors can shape adult personality. Whether you’re looking for laughs, self-reflection, or a crash course in personality diagnostics, this deeply human episode is a must-listen.

Your Mom’s House Ep. 819

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Chapters

00:00:00 - Intro

00:05:13 - Mom & Dad Updates

00:13:13 - Opening Clip: Angry Dad

00:19:42 - Bert Kersher Interrupts The Show

00:23:05 - Dan Pena

00:32:49 - Charlize Theron's Sex Positive Encounter

00:38:06 - Christina Saw "Sinners"

00:46:26 - The Doctor Is In

00:53:24 - Who's Doing Ok?

01:01:02 - Mid Tier Crazies

01:10:55 - Top 3 Psychos

01:27:31 - The Biggest Studio Psycho

01:38:35 - Mentally Ill Main Mommies

01:53:35 - The Other Normies

01:57:24 - Closing Song - "Therapy Breakthrough" by Pete Sake

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This week on Your Mom’s House, Tom and Christina are back in Los Angeles! CP’s rocking a bold Zorro-inspired new look and Tom shows off his scar from a street fight with a surfer, and they both break down the fine line between plastic surgery and mental illness.

The Main Mommies check out some truly unhinged videos including Adrien Brody’s social media posts, a clip about parasites in places they shouldn’t be, and some gay black dudes swapping spit. Plus, Tom shares the story of his loudest gym fart, CP raises the price of her art, and the two debate whether posing nude at art school is the key to escaping homelessness. Tommy F-Stop also makes his debut on the show, Tom’s kids are as feral as ever, and CP walks us through the bloodiest promo idea ever based on her recent surgery. Enjoy!

Your Mom’s House Ep. 817

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Chapters

00:00:00 - Intro

00:04:05 - Opening Clip: Ryan Likes Ass

00:08:11 - Christina's New Look & Tom's Surfer Fight

00:20:25 - Adrien Brody

00:24:54 - Goth Basketball Player

00:27:53 - Gay Stuff For Enny

00:32:25 - Clip: Parasites In Your P

00:35:02 - Gym Farts

00:40:24 - Who's More Mentally Ill?

00:45:32 - Movies

00:49:23 - Tommy F-Stop

00:57:20 - Laugh Till Your Face Falls Off

01:02:51 - Closing Song - "4 Stroke Anthem" by Gaping Dad

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It’s CP’s birthday and what better way to celebrate than a gals trip, some productive coughing, and watching a horny cowboy tell us how to treat a lady? Also Tom and Christina are joined by the always-delightful Johnny Pemberton!

We kick things off with a mumbling cool guy with unrealistic standards, before moving on to a humble-brag video of a woman prepping her bowels for a dom session. There’s also new Pazsitzky Effect, on the table, some more of Enny's hot take on the movie "Sinners", and of course some more gay content we found on the internet.

Johnny Pemberton then enters the studio to talk about his latest film "Mermaid", yo hype season 2 of "Fallout", and talk all about his animated voice rolls that's more known for these days. He also reacts to the cool guys from the top of the show, watches some horrible or hilarious clips, shares some war stories from doing prank calls, and gets into a passionate rant about Red Lobster. What can we say? Except I'm gay.

Your Mom’s House Ep. 815

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Chapters

00:00:00 - Intro

00:06:12 - Opening Clip: Don't Message Me

00:10:40 - The Horny Cowboy

00:18:27 - Clip: Dom Sesh Prep

00:21:38 - More Gay Stuff

00:28:16 - Sinners

00:37:13 - Johnny Pemberton's Best Work

00:49:33 - What Can I Say Except That I'm Gay

00:53:27 - Johnny Meets Mumbling Kevin

00:58:44 - Horrible Or Hilarious

01:04:51 - Pouch Leggings

01:10:31 - Johnny Reacts To Dom Sesh Prep

01:14:17 - TikToks

01:19:37 - Red Lobster

01:24:30 - Closing Song - "Erection Achieved" by Hendawg

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This week on Your Mom's House, Tom Segura and Christina P welcome the feral and hilarious Steph Tolev into the Mommy Dome! Fresh off the release of her new Netflix stand-up special, Filth Queen, Steph dives face-first into a mess of cool guys and gets the ultimate YMH experience.

The trio also talk about what Steph's Hustler mag poses would be, her formative years in Canada getting fingered by French boys, her boyfriend Jefferson, his famous uncle, and the Main Mommies quiz Steph on some US citizenship test questions. They also give Tony Johns a call, listen to some AI Keanu Reeves voice-clips, Steph almost pukes watching Norm's poutine, they check out some TikToks, and clown on Meghan Markle's podcast again. You wanna move in you can move in.

Your Mom’s House Ep. 814

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Chapters

00:00:00 - Intro

00:05:36 - Steph Tolev Is Doing Hustler

00:14:49 - Opening Clip: Corn Flakes In Your Booty

00:17:49 - Steph's Familiar Boyfriend

00:19:54 - US Citizenship Test

00:23:31 - Norm's Poutine

00:26:47 - Clip: Break It

00:27:30 - Clip: Norm's Cups

00:29:59 - Clip: Gay Grocery Shopping

00:33:08 - AI Keanu Reeves

00:40:51 - Some Cool Guys & Cool Gals

00:50:50 - Call With Tony Johns

01:02:49 - All Bricked Up

01:05:54 - Clip: It's Hard To Be Kristen Stewart

01:09:07 - Clip: Kim K's Nanny Army

01:11:44 - Clip: Meghan The Narcissist

01:13:17 - Clip: Lucky To Be With Me

01:13:58 - Jamie Kern Lima

01:17:04 - Clip: Marrying Your Cousin Is Halal

01:19:23 - Clip: Green Eyed Weirdo

01:23:19 - Closing Song - "Little Brick Building" by ChefZef & Wiley B

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Welcome back to Your Mom’s House with Tom Segura and Christina P! This week the Main Mommies are flying solo and CP’s rocking a whole new grill, courtesy of our friends at Snap-On Smile, and Tom joins the fun by throwing in some fake teeth of his own. The Main Mommies get extra silly as they test-drive their chompers, flirt with each other, and kick off the show with an iconic clip from none other than Bonnie Blue, who’s out here rallying the "troops" to spit on her, slap her, and make her theirs today.

We also get some updates on our old friends Tony Johns and King Ass Ripper. The convo then turns to the big dogs of creepy suspect behavior: Michael Jackson, P Diddy, Woody Allen, Hugh Hefner and the Mommies speculate should you separate the art from the artist? Tom and Tina both give their questionable Michael Jackson impressions, sing a few problematic bangers, and get real about some of the creepiest musicians in history. Plus Christina reveals the Interview With A Vampire show is too gay, Enny didn't care for Sinners, the President of France got slapped, and Mystic Rick got a callout on Monday Night RAW,

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Chapters

00:00:00 - Intro

00:04:00 - Opening Clip: Bonnie Blue Rallies The Troops

00:09:53 - Not A Damn Chance!

00:15:25 - Tony Johns Booted From IG

00:19:49 - King Ass Ripper Update

00:24:03 - Michael Jackson & The Hollywood Creep Hall Of Fame

00:34:04 - Prince Stories

00:38:03 - Clip: Red Carpet Fart Mic

00:40:39 - Clip: Hot Firefighters

00:41:42 - Interview With A Vampire Is Too Gay

00:45:29 - Sinners & Mission: Impossible

00:48:38 - Clip: Crush Daddy

00:49:28 - Tom On Monday Night RAW

00:53:14 - The French President Slap

00:58:13 - Closing Song - "A Very Handy Guy" by Yahweh

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This week on Your Mom’s House, Tom Segura and Christina P are joined by comedian Jessica Kirson! Before Jessica enters the Mommy Dome, Tom and Christina kick things off with a woman who really doesn't wan you to pull on her tampon string, before they switch gears to a man who doesn't mind being pulled out of, Norm Summerton. The Main Mommies review some photos and videos from the loser pig's fetish site profile and then check out some less specific gay stuff. They also review an incident between Denzel Washington and a photographer, a pup play enthusiast amongst the crowd at Cannes, and a hilarious story about a dumb broad who was scammed by an AI model of Keanu Reeves

Fresh off the release of her latest special on Hulu "I'm The Man", Jessica Kirson steps into the Mommy Dome to get real about trauma and finding the upside in tragic personal conflicts. She also talks to Christina about the stereotype of the female and reacts to the story about the woman scammed by the fake Keanu Reeves. The three also check out some horrible or hilarious clips, some of Christina's legendary TikTok curations, a clip of a really freaky camel, and a fart is captured on camera that has to be heard to believed. Enjoy!

Your Mom’s House Ep. 812

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Chapters

00:00:00 - Intro

00:03:42 - Opening Clip: Don't Pull My String

00:07:05 - Norm Summerton Update

00:17:41 - Gay Stuff

00:23:50 - Scammed By Keanu

00:28:02 - Hassling Denzel At Cannes

00:31:55 - Clip: Pup Play At Cannes

00:33:17 - Jessica Kirson Reacts To Robot Keanu

00:40:20 - Comedy Broads

00:47:57 - Dealing With Trauma

00:53:47 - Clip: Youthful Yoni

00:56:50 - Please Like Me

01:04:33 - Horrible Or Hilarious

01:08:59 - Clip: Freaky Ahh Camel

01:11:36 - Clip: IShowSpeed In Pain

01:13:52 - A Pish Break & A Fart

01:18:16 - Christina's Curations

01:37:39 - Wrap Up

01:39:11 - Closing Song - "Pigs Balls & Cock" by DJ Tik Tok Tits

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This week on Your Mom’s House, Tom Segura and Christina P are joined by comedian and mastermind behind the viral "Gangster Party Line" video, Brent Weinbach! Before Brent enters the Mommy Dome, Tom and Christina kick things off with a “What’s everybody?” from the infamous former ball-player John Rocker, followed by some fresh Pazsitzky Effects and an update on this week’s lineup of legendary knuckleheads on trial — including Diddy, the Menendez Brothers, and Tony Johns.

Speaking of pop culture, Brent Weinbach has a new special out called "Popular Culture" and he's here to talk about it with the Main Mommies. The trio also discuss fleshlights, the famous movie high school that Brent went to, a very special delivery from Amazon, and how Brent coming back to Austin to do the pod is a full circle moment for him, Tom, and Christine. Plus, they also talk about a now lost video short they all participated in called "Bear In A Bathtub", hardcore gay electronica music, vampires, North Korean hotel rooms, and Brent takes in some of Christina's fabulous TikTok curations. Enjoy!

Your Mom’s House Ep. 811

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Chapters

00:00:00 - Intro

00:07:15 - Opening Clip: John Rocker What's Everybody

00:14:57 - A Pazsitzky Effect

00:20:39 - Menendez Brothers & Diddy Trials

00:29:46 - Tony Johns Update

00:33:01 - Algorithms

00:35:40 - Brent Weinbach Apologizes To The Sponsors

00:43:24 - High School

00:48:15 - The Greatest YouTube Video Of All Time

00:51:30 - Reunions & Tourist Stuff

01:00:07 - Gimp Comeback

01:05:42 - Special Delivery From Amazon

01:09:18 - Lost Videos & Gay Electronica Music

01:18:56 - Christina's Curations

01:32:31 - Horrible Or Hilarious

01:35:15 - Blood Suckers

01:39:22 - North Korean Hotel Room

01:43:52 - Closing Song - "The Big Words" by Kurtis Caramel Carbon

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Hey Jeans! This week on Your Mom’s House, Tom and Christina kick things off with some good old fashioned white woman cringe. From Fergie massacring the national anthem to Kim Cattrall scatting, we've got a gauntlet of embarrassing singing in public for you to enjoy. Tom then opens the show with a clip of a wild mattress flip, before the Main Mommies get an update from Tony Johns, whose recent stint behind bars has put his Vegas plans on hold.

They then speculate on what King Ass Ripper, the cool guy who got away, has been up to. The two also talk about learning to speak mother tongues, black dudes not being amused by gay stuff, a vision update, buckets of brown, Enny thoughts, plus some horrible or hilarious clips, and a Vietnamese hair salon with a questionable name. Don't forget to check your b holes for sores!

Your Mom’s House Ep. 809

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Chapters

00:00:00 - Intro

00:02:00 - Fergie's Greatest Hits

00:05:56 - Clip: Kim Cattrall Scatting

00:08:17 - Clip: Big Jessica Simpson Energy

00:09:32 - Opening Clip: Bed Flip

00:14:45 - Tony Johns Is Locked Up

00:22:46 - Mother Tongue

00:31:18 - The Cool Guy Who Got Away

00:42:38 - Black Dudes Don't Like The Gay Stuff

00:45:37 - Vision Update + Tom's Poo Buckets

00:54:05 - Clip: Sores In Ma B Hole

00:54:50 - A New Challenge

00:59:07 - Enny Thoughts

01:03:46 - Horrible Or Hilarious

01:06:54 - Vietnamese Hair Salon

01:11:08 - Dates

01:12:51 - Closing Song - "Fart Mic Assassins" by Brothers & Hendawg

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Hey Jeans! This week on Your Mom’s House, Tom and Christina are back from Fantasy Island and the Mommies kick things off with a classic opening clip that'll have you saying, "What?!"
They catch up on Tony Johns’ latest adventures — including his Vegas sex scene and current courtroom drama — plus a surprise call from RPC where he seems down to drop everything and join the Vegas fun! Next, Tom drops the trailer for his brand-new Netflix show and debuts it for the all the Mommies first. Tim and Kirsten also weigh in on Mick Jagger’s wedding, Keanu’s appropriately aged girlfriend, Gwyneth Paltrow’s face situation, and why taking care of yourself before you're too old is the move. They next go down a TikTok rabbit hole which includes bad haircuts, buffets, secret menu items, portal jumping, Little Debbie honey buns, and fat-shaming in Thailand. All this, plus some music dreams, rougey cocktails, underage drinking nostalgia, lipstick plugs, and a whole lot of gay corn jokes. Pull those jeans up!

Your Mom’s House Ep. 808

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Chapters

00:00:00 - Intro

00:02:54 - Fantasy Island

00:09:49 - Opening Clip: WHAT?!

00:14:50 - Tony Johns + RPC Collab?

00:29:33 - YMH Exclusive: Bad Thoughts Full Trailer Premiere

00:35:46 - Lipstick Plug & Greased Up

00:37:55 - Mick Jagger Got Married

00:42:19 - Taking Care Of Yourself

00:48:22 - Clip: Ms. Pat Asks Trick Daddy About Diddy

00:49:32 - Clip: Black Light Daddy Pop Star

00:53:25 - Adult Beverages

01:01:47 - Christina's Curations

01:15:09 - Closing Song - "Any C*m In Those Balls" by TPK

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Pull your jeans all the way up over your head because Tom Segura and Christina P are back for another week of Your Mom's House Podcast! Tom wants to have some fun and so does the guy in the opening clip. The Main Mommies also talk about a local news station tweeting a slur, neck veins, broads in space, influencers with down syndrome, and then share some more of "Enny's Thoughts."

We then welcome comedian Brad Williams into the MommyDome! Tom and Christina talk to him about dwarf fetishes, a new slur for tall people, Tiptoes, and Brad's thoughts on the new Snow White movie out in theaters. They also talk about the "Allah" of LP's, short people jokes, the challenge of following Brad's act, and bringing back shame in commonplace society. They also check out some horrible or hilarious clips and Toks! Try it out.

Your Mom’s House Ep. 807

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Chapters

00:00:00 - Intro

00:04:10 - Opening Clip: Let's Have Fun

00:08:35 - Clip: Farting Baddie

00:10:52 - Clip: 8 Head

00:12:23 - Big Word Blunder

00:19:17 - Clip: YMH Muppets

00:22:03 - Low-IQ Adults & Downs Influencers

00:25:29 - More Of Enny's Inner Thoughts

00:30:56 - Clip: Baseball Sock

00:37:55 - Clip: Neck Veins

00:39:42 - Broads In Space

00:42:28 - Nobody Can Follow Brad Williams

00:49:13 - Little Person Jokes

00:58:21 - Snow White & Tiptoes

01:05:55 - Try It Out

01:09:18 - A Christina P Thought & Ivanka Trump

01:18:29 - Horrible Or Hilarious

01:25:51 - TikToks

01:34:08 - Shame

01:40:36 - Wrap Up

01:41:47 - Closing Song - "RubRub Song" by DJ BOY BUTTER

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It’s a big week in the Mommy Dome — Tommy Smurfday and Christina P kick things off with a beautiful clip reminding us that fisting is more than a hobby — it’s an identity. That flows nicely into some stories from a Por Osos gay bar takeover where Tom was apparently the belle of the very gay ball. Meanwhile, CP confesses she had a dream that Tom adopted a selfishly sinful life that involved slurping white, kinky clubbing, and hanging out with Charlize Theron. Then it’s time for a call with Tony Johns, who updates the Mommies on why he got kicked out of a local dive bar, his new OnlyFans photo hustle, and his upcoming scene with Alexis Fawx. Speaking of MILFs, Mother’s Day is around the corner, so consider grabbing one of Mommy Christina's latest lipsticks for that special broad in your life.

We also get an Enny story about his dream girl who ruined it all with a single turd, and a deep dive into some toxic clips, some ladyboy goodness, and a TikTok buffet featuring sprite burps, gendered hair, buttered bread, tapi tapi, and a man with underwear on his head who may or may not be a genius. Plus Christina presents a dealbreaker scenario with a nudist and an environmentalist. This one’s packed tighter than a stuffed pet collection.

Your Mom’s House Ep. 806

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Chapters

00:00:00 - Intro

00:02:00 - Happy Smurfday

00:08:47 - Opening Clip: Brolapse

00:18:24 - Gay Bar Takeover & Christina's Dream

00:24:51 - Tony Johns Update

00:30:50 - Straight From The Worker's Mouth

00:40:51 - Mother's Day Lipstick Plug

00:41:19 - Clip: Different Level Woman

00:45:13 - Clip: Shopping For Cuties

00:47:44 - Nudist or Environmentalist?

00:52:11 - Enny's Inner Thoughts

00:59:17 - Christina's Curations

01:09:58 - Clip: Gender Affirming Pet Haircuts

01:11:15 - Clip: Masked Amigo

01:13:48 - Closing Song - "Let's Go Water Champ Tommy Buns Mix" by Sweet Mitchel

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This week on Your Mom’s House, it’s just the Main Mommies in the saddle — and things get deeply personal and deeply disgusting.

Tina gives us the full rundown on her recent colonoscopy journey, while a slightly jealous Tom has really leaned into his gross dad era — spitting loogies out the car window like an old Chinese man (Christine's words, not mine) and upping his fart game to unacceptable levels. They also give a brief review of The Minecraft Movie, praise Jason Mamoa, and discuss the rise of low-IQ adults on TikTok, and get into the latest unhinged chapter in the Tony Johns saga — this week included a landlord braw, an hour long arrest, and a little sledgehammering.

Plus, the Mommies revisit the legendary RPC’s Instagram for a reboot of an old classic clip, watch some horrible or hilarious videos, get re-acquainted with the Alaskan Avenger, and Tom shows some wild glove art from his show in Oklahoma City.

Grab your bidet, lower your IQ, and let’s get weird.

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Chapters

00:00:00 - Intro

00:01:15 - Tina's Colonoscopy

00:06:39 - Disgusting Habits

00:13:10 - Opening Clip: Enny's Inner Thoughts

00:22:01 - Clip: Smelly Flatulence

00:26:36 - RPC: Rebooted

00:36:03 - Minecraft Movie & Low-IQ Adults

00:42:43 - Tony Johns

00:47:53 - Clip: Soft Security

00:49:07 - Horrible Or Hilarious

00:53:00 - Spring Jackets

00:59:56 - The Alaskan Avenger

01:04:49 - Clip: Precious Man-Baby

01:08:01 - Clip: Water Cannons Are Scary

01:09:50 - Tour Dates

01:10:44 - Glove Actually

01:13:33 - Closing Song -"F.A.R.T." by Billy Robot

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A hole is a hole, partner! These are the famous words of the modern day Dirk Diggler, Mr. Tony Johns who drops in for this week's YMH! Before Tony calls in, Tom and Christine talk about their trip back from the UK, which included a visit to the Tower of London, where the kids were eager to see the torture devices. Tom also reveals he has evolved into a guy who shits on airplanes after turning 40 and then shares some stories about playing in Madison Square Garden, where Redman, Chrissy D, and Joey Diaz opened for him on an unforgettable night. They also talk CP’s desire for Bauhaus to open for her, Big Dad Energy, and shout out London’s food scene while criticizing Europe’s shitty public toilet situation. They then finally get to the opening clip featuring the phrase “Grippy Garfield”, which you'll have to watch and find out about on your own. They also discuss overweight flight attendants, the Baldwins being cringe once again, a schizo lady in a Canadian government conspiracy, the family cloth, and a hot chick farting for content. Oh, also “BREED” makes an appearance, and Tom is so excited to cover the latest Tony Johns drama, recalling all of his recent chaotic moments. Tony Johns next joins the show and talks about dealing with a bully coworker at Walmart, a scary landlord, and his OnlyFans ventures, including his film debut in the works featuring Alexis Fawx. Finally, Tom wraps the insane episode up by mocking a racist white lady’s wedding speech at an interracial marriage. Wooooo come on wit it!

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Chapters

00:00:00 - Intro

00:00:52 - UK Trip, Big Dad Energy, & Plane Poopies

00:07:20 - Madison Square Garden

00:13:36 - European Public Toilets

00:15:57 - Opening Clip: Grippy Garfield

00:23:26 - Fat Flight Attendants

00:29:59 - Those Damn Baldwins

00:37:50 - Schizo Evelyn Montage

00:40:18 - Clip: Family Cloth

00:41:35 - Clip: Farting Baddie

00:44:20 - The Life & Times Of Tony Johns

01:01:32 - Tony Johns Sets The Record Straight

01:09:12 - More Wild & Crazy Stories

01:16:47 - Making Dreams Come True

01:21:33 - Clip: Cone To The Face

01:22:09 - Clip: Dumb Push-ups

01:22:38 - Clip: Well Done Ribs

01:23:12 - Cool Guy Collabs

01:24:56 - Shitty Wedding Speech

01:33:38 - Wrap Up

01:35:30 - Closing Song "I Got A DUI, Baby" by grasskingdoms & Fart Simpson

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This week on Your Mom’s House, Tom and Christina welcome anti-aging expert and biohacker Bryan Johnson to talk about the ultimate goal: not dying. Bryan breaks down his "Don’t Die" program, which involves everything from hyperbaric chambers, drinking lots of olive oil, and shock waving your penis.

Before Bryan joins in, Tom and Christina open the show by clowning on some rich guy influencers and check out some of Hilaria Baldwin’s unhinged reality show.

Next, Bryan enters the Mommy Dome and briefs Tom and Christine on his entire lifestyle process, plus he even even gifts them some of his special olive oil. Tim and Kirsten also grill Bryan on some other crucial health hacks include coffee enemas, sharpening your own "sword", and piss drinking. They also touch on Bryan’s Mormon upbringing, his secrets for a better night' sleep, and whether owning a jet is actually worth it. If you want to live forever watch this episode ya chomo!

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Chapters

00:00:00 - Intro

00:04:48 - Opening Clip: Psychotic Roofing Conference

00:07:39 - Clip: Who Is This Dangerous Guy?

00:08:50 - Clip: Fancy Trainer

00:10:43 - Clip: Fired A Client

00:12:01 - Clip: Cool Dudes On A Plane

00:24:23 - Hilaria Baldwin

00:34:18 - Bryan Johnson Won't Die

00:43:03 - Anti-Aging Secrets

00:48:58 - Clip: Urine Therapy

00:51:28 - The Father, Son, & Holy Pineal Gland

00:56:57 - Diet & Olive Oil

01:06:23 - Hyperbaric Chambers

01:12:28 - Fun Stuff & Tom's Routine

01:18:24 - Clip: Coffee Enema Queen

01:19:55 - Clip: Rub, Rub, Rub

01:24:00 - Shockwaving Peeners

01:27:53 - Bryan's Personal Life

01:33:26 - Cool Rich Guy Stuff

01:40:04 - Dying Is Dumb

01:50:14 - Closing Song - "Piss On Me Beat Me" by Zach

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This week on Your Mom’s House, Robert Smith and Christina P are joined by billionaire entrepreneur and Shark Tank legend Mark Cuban.

Tom and Christina are STILL hyped after YMH Live X and recap more of the insanity from that legendary night. Tom next opens the show with an unhinged clip of an old man who hasn't been laid in 30 years, before he brings up his tradition of texting Joe Rogan horrifying death videos. Other highlights include a Hulk Hogan steamer situation, a bizarre Kanye tattoo on an Asian guy, and a deep dive into Charles Manson documentaries.

The one and only Mark Cuban joins the pod, and things get real. Mark opens up about selling the Mavericks, what it’s like to trade a generational talent like Luka Dončić, and why checking his bank account makes everything better. He spills secret rich guy knowledge (like how money makes ugly people attractive), explains why he’s not a yacht guy, and hilariously pitches Tom on buying a private jet.

Mark also talks about being a public dad, his love for working, and why he’s obsessed with the future. He breaks down Shark Tank—from the dumbest pitches ever to surprising success stories like Dude Wipes—and how he’s wrong half the time when investing. The conversation gets even wilder as Mark shares thoughts on hunting Somali pirates, his late-night Twitter beefs, AI, NBA rule changes, and why he’s all-in on healthcare reform with http://CostPlusDrugs.com. Don’t miss it, Jeans!

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Chapters

00:00:00 - Intro

00:03:29 - YMH Live X Still Got Us Hyped

00:10:19 - Opening Clip: Hard Time Getting Hard

00:17:15 - Heavy Reactions

00:21:07 - Deep Diving The Opening Clip

00:24:52 - Clip: A Hulk Hogan Steamer

00:28:33 - Christina P Trashes Meghan M

00:42:48 - Clip: Decent Footjob Review

00:44:49 - Clip: Cool Kanye Tattoo

00:45:39 - Charles Manson

00:53:56 - Mark Cuban Talks Mavs & Luka Doncic

01:00:42 - Secret Rich Guy Stuff

01:08:31 - How To Win At The Sport Of Business

01:14:51 - Dumb Shark Tank Pitches

01:22:33 - Putting Your Kids On The Right Path

01:28:22 - Personal Stuff & Somali Pirates

01:34:31 - AI & The Future Of Podcasts

01:43:01 - Changing The Game

01:47:45 - Mark Cuban's Favorite Things

01:55:47 - Closing Song - "Pussy Glassin" by Lady Money

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In this jam-packed episode of Your Mom's House, Tom and Christina welcome the one and only Andrew Schulz!

Before Schulz joins the Main Mommies, we open the show with a cool gal talking some shit about her jealous mom, before Tom shares his deep affection for Chicago, and Christina reflects on her steamy sex dream where she and Tom were both Black (yes, you read that right). They also celebrate the return of YMH Live X, discuss an outrageous encounter with a fat and gay flight attendant and react to some truly mind-blowing clips—including a loser who's married to a mannequin.

Andrew Schulz next joins in and opens up about his new comedy special, LIFE, his approach to storytelling, and his exciting journey into fatherhood. Things get real as the group shares miscarriage horror stories, blending raw honesty with some dark laughs. The chaos continues with a deep dive into Temptation Island Spain, the internet sensation Montoya, the wild content on the Zeus Network, and some guy named Aaron the Plumber who fights transwomen. Don’t miss it, Jeans!

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Chapters

00:00:00 - Intro

00:00:00 - Opening Clip: Jealous Mom Hate

00:00:00 - YMH LIVE X

00:00:00 - Chicago

00:00:00 - Christina's Hot Black Dream

00:00:00 - Black Hawk Down/What Jennifer Did

00:00:00 - The Fattest And Gayest Flight Attendant

00:00:00 - 50 Year Old Loser

00:00:00 - Andrew Schulz & Pregnancy Horror Stories

00:00:00 - Tom & Christina's Kids

00:00:00 - Comedic Scene Shifts

00:00:00 - TradWife Trend

00:00:00 - Dad Things

00:00:00 - American Stand Up & Storytelling

00:00:00 - White Loyalty & Wu-Tang Favors

00:00:00 - Just Dudes Telling Dudes Stories

00:00:00 - Temptation Island Spain

00:00:00 - Aaron The Plumber Fights People

00:00:00 - Sam's Tailor

00:00:00 - Wrap Up

00:00:00 - Closing Song - "WTF Is Eco-Sex" by Gaping Dad

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On this special episode of Your Mom’s House, we celebrate 800 episodes of the podcast that birthed Studio Jeans. On today’s show, we take a look at some highlights from the last one hundred episodes such as Fart Gate, Nadav’s passing, Stavros reacting to Norm’s poutine, and the Enny vs Ryan basketball rivalry. We also look back at Dan Soder’s Chapelle impression, Caitlin Campbell’s daily vlog, ICP’s YKWIS supercut. Other topics include: Garth Brooks, Robert Smith, Bryce Mitchell, Andy Milonakis, Candace Owens, and Alec Baldwin’s new reality show. Here’s to 800 more! Enjoy.

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Chapters

00:00:00 - Intro

00:05:29 - Opening Clip: Footjob Review

00:09:17 - Clip: Be Young & Ruin Things

00:14:18 - YMH Civil War: Ryan Vs Enny

00:28:05 - Stavros Reacts to Norm's Poutine

00:31:50 - Garth Brooks, Dan Soder's Chapelle Impression, & Robert Smith

00:39:15 - Nadav's Passing & Caitlin Campbell

00:46:14 - ICP YKWIS Supercut & Airtight Abby

00:50:28 - Fart Gate

00:58:44 - Ice Cold Pepsi, Bad Haircuts, & Bryce Mitchell

01:09:48 - Alec Baldwin Reality TV & Candace Owens

01:17:09 - Episode 800 Wrap Up

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Pull those jeans up over your head! It’s another episode of YMH with Tom Segura and Christina P! This week the Main Mommies announce the triumphant return of YMH LIVE, a show that'll feature guests stars, original shorts, and a massive giveaway to one lucky fan. Before all that, Tom shares his thoughts on some documentaries about historical goofballs Hitler and Saddam Hussein. These guys always manage to stay relevant despite having been dead for so long. Tom then open the show with a clip of a cool white dude saying a word he probably shouldn't be saying with incredible confidence. Tom also brings up a P Diddy doc and the twosome also watch some 'Appy Burfday drive-thru videos.

Momma and Poppa Jeans are next joined by actor/comedian Matt Fulchiron, who's no stranger to hearing people say his name wrong or even saying somebody else's name wrong for that matter. The trio also discuss some personal comedy show fails, OnlyFans, dumb prank videos, and Christina's fascination with an old TLC show called "My Husbands Not Gay". They also check out some horrible or hilarious clips and talk about fat people in ride shares.

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Chapters

00:00:00 - Intro

00:04:03 - Some Goofballs & Knuckleheads

00:15:41 - Opening Clip: Big Word, What?

00:21:16 - YMH LIVE X

00:24:57 - More 'Appy Burfdays

00:30:51 - Puff Daddy Doc

00:37:14 - Clip: Whistler Feeling Alright

00:39:21 - Comedy Show Fails

00:49:12 - Tour Dates & OnlyFans

00:53:09 - Clip: Dad Pranks

00:56:09 - Clip: Crow Wife Scares Her Husband

00:58:22 - Clip: Morning Rub

01:00:03 - My Husbands Not Gay

01:06:05 - Clip: Pissfluencers

01:06:50 - Back To The Gay Husband Show

01:10:52 - Too Fat For Waymo

01:15:19 - Hit And Run

01:21:34 - Horrible Or Hilarious

01:29:23 - Clip: Fat Person Grocery Haul

01:30:40 - Clip: Down For Some Me Time

01:31:24 - Clip: Fart Hard

01:32:21 - Closing Song -"I Know I'm White" by Bruce Kristner

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Hey Hitlers this week the Main Mommies got some stories for you! They took a trip to Sedona to chill out, they tried out a sound bath, Tina farted in somebodies face, and o'l Tommy Bunz even tried DMT, cause why the fuggg not? We open the show with a clip revealing Victoria's REAL secret, before Tim and Christine check out some clips featuring the talented whistler Ralph Giese, another funny way to say Bert Kreischer, the dangers of holding in farts, and some white ladies standing up for black women. Speaking of black chicks, who are you more afraid of: black chicks, cholas, or white boys? They also speculate on why the service industry isn't as strong post-COVID and Christina makes a plea for Candace Owens to come on to discuss the conspiracy theory about the French Prime Minister's wife being a man. All this and more...this week on Your Mom's House!

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Chapters

00:00:00 - Intro

00:01:45 - Sedona Sound Bath & The Queen Of Farts

00:08:49 - Try It Out Tommy

00:17:14 - Opening Clip: Victoria's REAL Secret

00:21:10 - Clip: Whistling The Hits

00:24:12 - Clip: Bert Kershire

00:27:11 - Clip: Danger Farts

00:30:40 - Clip: Trust Black Women

00:32:44 - Clip: BIPOC Anthem

00:35:16 - Clip: Charo Disney Employee

00:36:13 - The Service Industry

00:43:59 - Clip: This Guy Really Hates Guy

00:58:35 - Happy Birthday Drive-Thru Pranks

01:01:54 - Clip: Jaden Smith's Castle Hat

01:02:26 - Goth Tom

01:04:35 - Clip: Spirit Airlines Throw Down

01:06:08 - Black Chicks, Cholas, & White Boyz

01:14:46 - Clip: Eye Witness News

01:17:08 - Clip: Are You Dating A Misandrist?

01:19:28 - Clip: Open Defacation TED Talk

01:23:33 - A Message To Candace Owens

01:30:44 - Some TikToks

01:34:30 - Closing Song: "10 Milli Tom" by Rick G

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It’s another episode of YMH with Tom Segura and Christina P! This week, Mama and Papa Jeans open the show with a clip of a cool guy who wants to go fishing with Hitler, before diving into some clips of another talented artist who whistles. They next check out some back shot advertisements from Tony Johns and Christina makes a proposition to Tom about her ideal man.

Fresh off the farm, Tom Green enters the mommy dome to share what he's been up to lately and to discuss not one, but two different projects about his life floating around in the streaming world. They also talk about his classic Subway pranks, an appearance by Joe Rogan on Tom Green's show back in the day, and watch clips of fan submitted happy birthday drive-thru pranks. Tom Green also experiences some horrible or hilarious clips and Christina's TikToks, and invites the mommies to speculate on Garth Brooks.

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Chapters

00:00:00 - Intro

00:03:30 - Opening Clip: Fishing With Hitler

00:07:26 - Clip: Dana White Addresses The Dummy

00:15:02 - The World's Greatest Whistler

00:21:28 - Clip: Tony Johns Advertising Backshots

00:23:13 - Clip: No Soy Boys

00:23:49 - This Is The Type Of Guy You're Gettin'

00:29:26 - This Is The Tom Green Segment

00:36:55 - Happy Birthday Drive-Thru Pranks

00:44:40 - Clip: Tom Green's Subway Order

00:50:24 - Clip: Karen Getting Arrested

00:52:54 - TikToks

00:57:59 - A Normal Life

01:11:23 - Clip: A Barrel Roll

01:14:20 - Horrible Or Hilarious

01:17:31 - Garth Brooks

01:22:34 - Closing Song - "Moose Soup Remix" by Matt Mercer

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Hey mommies, this week it's just Tom and Tina doing what they do in the place where they do it. Valentime's Day is around the corner so the Main Mommies check out some ideas Fancy Chef has cooked up, before opening the show with a dude who's not ashamed to admit his burying skills. They also watch a user submitted happy birthday drive-thru video, recall some classic clips from William Tapley aka the Third Eagle of the Apocalypse, speculate on Norm Summerton's whereabouts, congratulate YMH President Emma Hix on winning best POV Anal scene at the AVN awards, ridicule some gypsies, and Christina faces her fears and takes on a gauntlet of puke clips. They also check out some TikToks, horrible or hilarious clips, and other weird and wild vids from the darkest corners of the internets. What do you think Unc Shine is saying in Nikki Minaj clip? Let us know below!

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Chapter Markers

00:00:00 - Intro

00:02:13 - Valentime's Day Right Around The Corner

00:05:49 - Opening Clip: Bury My Face In It

00:13:09 - Christina Makes A Great Point

00:15:57 - Happy Birthday Drive-Thru

00:19:32 - Clip: Unc Shine Wants Some Nikki Minaj

00:26:43 - Clip: BIPOC Anthem

00:30:43 - William Tapley The Third Eagle Of The Apocalypse

00:34:32 - Clip: Norm Summerton

00:35:28 - Clip: Bruce Bruce Saying Bert's Name Wrong

00:36:31 - The Romani People

00:43:10 - Gauntlet Of Puke

00:53:23 - Horrible Or Hilarious

00:58:02 - Clip: Upper Back Pain Removal

00:58:58 - Clip: Flossing Nurse

01:01:01 - Congratulations To YMH President Emma Hix

01:02:41 - TikToks

01:16:04 - Closing Song - "I Got Diarrhea" by Ali XieZer

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It’s another episode of YMH with Tom Segura and Christina P! This week, Mama and Papa Jeans open the show with a new clip from Unc Shine once again looking to get all up in ya. They next discuss poop protocols and cool guy consistencies, before they recap the unhinged insanity of last week's Charo visit. They also check out a very cool tattoo submitted from a fan and check out some clips before being joined by the Uncle Fester of comedy, Jim Norton.

Jim Norton is currently navigating the podcast scene after just recently departing from SiriusXM. He joins the Main Mommies and they discuss the intricacies of being a "we", his marriage to a trans woman, the future of human sexuality, the unforgettable Patrice O'Neal, the genius of Greg Giraldo, and the clever tweets of Colin Quinn. They also talk about the evolution of cancel culture and if it truly is on it's way out, before Tom shows Jim some clips that are truly horrible or hilarious!

Your Mom’s House Ep. 795

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Chapter Markers

00:00:00 - Intro

00:03:34 - Opening Clip: Unc Shine Wants Those Nips

00:05:26 - What's Your Protocol?

00:08:13 - Unc Shine Is Consistent

00:13:41 - RPC

00:16:29 - Recapping Charo's Visit

00:19:40 - The Choke But In Tattoo Form

00:22:37 - Clip: Kevin Samuels

00:26:02 - Jim Norton Can't Save You

00:31:38 - The Royal "We"

00:37:04 - Married To A Trans Woman

00:41:41 - The Future Of Human Sexuality?

00:45:12 - Closers, Touring, & Podcasting

00:48:44 - Cancel Culture

00:54:07 - Jim Norton’s Crew Of Comedy Greats

00:57:00 - Vandalism Is Funny

01:02:52 - Brendan Walsh

01:07:45 - Colin Quinn & Dave Attell

01:11:56 - The Best Of The Best

01:17:47 - Classic Comedies

01:22:15 - Horrible Or Hilarious

01:29:30 - Closing Song - "Gay Questions" by MC FluidBond & DJ GlassGender

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She's baaaaaack!!! The Fart Mistress herself, la madre de Tommy, Charo is in the mommy dome, joining Tim and Kristin for some fun clips and a lot of coffee. The trio talk about Charo's star making turn at their recent vacation, Charo's new life living in Austin, the LA wildfires, the happy birthday drive-thru prank, and the feedback they've received from the mommies about Charo's OnlyFans. Speaking of that, Tommy spends most this episode trying to convince her that it's an amazing idea, because duh, it's the best idea. They also check out some TikToks, Charo reacts to some Horrible or Hilarious clips, and Charo gets pretty lit by the end of this thing. There's also an incredible banger of a closing song by the one and only Will Blunderfield to wrap the whole thing up. Enjoy!

Your Mom’s House Ep. 794

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Chapters

00:00:00 - Intro

00:02:04 - Charo Is In The House

00:03:27 - Opening Clip: Happy Trail Bear

00:06:02 - Vacation Star

00:15:57 - CharOFans

00:26:21 - Clip: Thumbs Way Up

00:31:20 - Clip: Piss Nuke

00:32:36 - Horrible Or Hilarious

00:36:25 - Ad Break

00:41:12 - Notting Hill

00:47:05 - Clip: Will Blunderfield's Stink Portal

00:48:29 - Clip: Hazing

00:49:34 - LA Wildfires

00:53:43 - Clip: Feeling Good Forever

00:56:14 - Squirrels

01:00:35 - Bridge & Facial Enhancements

01:05:33 - Clip: Dancing Sloppers

01:07:32 - Happy Birthday Drive Thru Prank

01:17:49 - Extremely Serious

01:25:31 - Time To Clean Up The Act

01:31:19 - TikToks

01:38:10 - Classic Charo Voice Clips

01:48:40 - Closing Song - "I Love Smelling My Farts" by Will Blunderfield

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It’s another episode of YMH with Todd and Christine! This week, Tom Segura and Christina P attempt to convince Enny to go on a men's retreat led by the Double Soul Shaman Will Blunderfield, before opening the show with a heaving clip of a guy drinking a Cinnamon Toast Crunch inspired drink. They also clown on Hilaria Baldwin, have some fun with accents, weigh in on an anti-transition lenses crime, and watch some more clips of some mommies who really want Tom's mom to open her OnlyFans account.

Former News anchor, author, and true crime journalist Susan Hendrick joins Tom and Christina to discuss murderers and Tom couldn't be more excited. They discuss some infamous crimes from the last few decades, including the JonBenét murder, the Menendez murders, Gabby Petito, and BTK. Susan also talks about why people find murderers so fascinating, that feeling you get when you can recognize a person is a killer, and shares many anecdotes about her time covering some truly twisted crime stories. Tom and Christina are really licking their chops for this one!

Your Mom’s House Ep. 793

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Chapters

00:00:00 - Intro

00:02:39 - Opening Clip: Cinnamon Toast Crunch

00:07:08 - Clip: Will Blunderfield Toilet Talk

00:08:16 - Will Enny Do A Men's Retreat?

00:19:14 - Clip: Hey Black Men

00:23:28 - Clip: A Real Manly Dentist

00:24:45 - Clip: Dennis Quaid Loves Jesus

00:26:30 - Randy Quaid Loves Not Paying Taxes

00:31:05 - Clip: Man Eats Bar

00:32:07 - Hilaria Baldwin Back On Her Bullsh!t

00:34:50 - Fun With Accents

00:38:19 - Clip: Misgendered Crime

00:42:36 - The Mommies Want Charo's OF

00:47:10 - Susan Hendricks Talks About Murder

00:51:49 - Why True Crime Stories Are Fascinating

01:04:02 - JonBenét & Menendez Brothers

01:16:12 - Luigi Mangione

01:29:16 - Gabby Petito & Feeling A Killer

01:39:19 - Clip: Brian Cohee Jr

01:42:58 - America Loves A Blonde Woman Murder Story

01:51:55 - The Night Stalker & LA Wildfires

01:56:35 - Into The Fire & Down The Hill

02:03:43 - Closing Song - "Cucumber" by Ramsay McQueen

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Tom and Christine are back and open the show with a very creative criminal, before paying tribute to OG cool guy, Hard Rock Nick, who was recently shuffled from this mortal coil. Christina P also unveils another drawing of Tom inspired by his now infamous choke. Next, Tommy continues the fan powered campaign to convince Charo to start an OnlyFans account and plays some fan submissions we've already received. There's also a Fancy Chef update, Tina tells a petting zoo story, and the main mommies have a new game to play with drive-thru workers.

Tom and Christina are then joined by comedian and tin foil hat enthusiast, Sam Tripoli! The three talk about parental stuff, before deep diving into some fun conspiracy talk. They discuss, the drones over New Jersey, the mass surveillance in everyday life, the CIA, Tom Hanks, and more. They also talk about insane Japanese game shows, Mr. Hands, and the harmful effects of going viral. Christina also presents an interesting "would you rather?" question and they sprinkle in some solid horrible or hilarious clips for good measure. Try it out!

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Chapter Markers

00:00:00 - Intro

00:02:34 - Opening Clip: Treat Me Like A Black Man

00:07:10 - Rest In Peace Hard Rock Nick

00:14:26 - Christina's Latest Creation

00:17:49 - The Mommies Want A Charo OF

00:22:22 - Clip: Russian Fart Streamer

00:22:52 - Fancy Chef Update

00:31:12 - Clip: Drive-Thru Prank

00:35:33 - Petting Zoo Story

00:40:14 - Clip: White Big Word

00:48:04 - Dad Stuff With Sam Tripoli

00:53:45 - New Jersey Drones & Surveillance States

01:02:41 - Clip: All Terrain Accident

01:03:13 - Spiritual Conspiracies & Tom Hanks

01:10:50 - Clip: Wind Knocked Outta Ya

01:11:42 - Crazy Japanese Game Shows

01:14:17 - Clip: Splits Machine

01:14:43 - Mr. Hands

01:22:45 - Clip: BMX Hard Landing

01:23:55 - Showing Sam The Opening Clip

01:26:28 - Would You Rather?

01:32:20 - Clip: Loving Couple

01:33:53 - Closing Song - "The Big Words" by Kurtis Caramel Carbon

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Happy New Year, Mommies! Tom and Christina are back to begin the new year with a reflection on the annual YMH Christmas party and the shenanigans of everyone's favorite staff member, Chris Larson. Tom also brings up a moment from the past when Christina was choking on the show and he didn't laugh or mock her. They also talk menopausal haircuts and review a tribute to Tom's nose twin, John Amos.

Tom and Christina are then joined by alleged cannibal, actor, and podcaster Armie Hammer! Armie sets the record straight and details how his kinks and morally ambiguous behavior sent him from Hollywood to a timeshare desk in the Cayman Islands. Presently, Armie is slowly working on a comeback and opens up and tells his story to the Main Mommies in his own words. It's a fascinating discussion that includes, rope binding, heart consumption, redemption, and loving somebody so much you want to smash their face into a dresser. Try this one out!

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Ho Ho Ho, chomos! It's almost Christmas and Tim y Tina are already into the holiday spirit this week on Your Mom's House Podcast. Tom opens the show with some deserving apologies from the Booth Boys, who are back with some handwritten letters expressing their regret from laughing at his life or death moment. Tom also brings up a clip from an old YMH episode showing how concerned he was when Christina was choking on the show and he didn't laugh or mock her. They next open the show with a clip of a pro fisherman with a really cool last name. The Main Mommies also share some huge news about Charo, talk about UHC CEO shooter Luigi Mangione's thirst traps, share their thoughts on American Nightmare, and react to some disappointing news about Tony Johns.

Tom and Christina are then joined by the last cowboy in LA, Jeff Dye! He's got a new special out and he's got a lot of thoughts on big city girls in boots and dresses. The mommies talk to him about taboo jokes, offensive last names, politicians on podcasts, Trumps weight loss, dumb girls stuff, then they check out some Horrible or Hilarious clips, and some of Christina's curations! Merry Chrysler to all, happy holidays to some, don't forget your Uvers, and to all a good night!

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This week on Your Mom's House Podcast, Tom and Tina are back together and in the spirit of the season, connect with legendary cool guy, Mr. "We Up Outta Here" himself, Tony Johns! Before getting on the phone with Tony, we open the show with a banger track to honor the passing of Chuck Woolery. Tom and Christina also reminisce on some of the fun clips he's contributed to in past YMH episodes. They next open the show with a classic Tony Johns clip before Tom addresses some firings from last week and some new faces in the booth. Christine pivots the conversation to discuss Tom's nose and theories on his true heritage. Tom then plays a clip from a Congressional hearing about some shady practices of major American airlines. The two also check out a Tony Valli clip, check out some art featuring Tom as famous serial killers, watch a very informative Will Blunderfield clip, and then give Tony Johns a call to see what he's up to. There are also a bunch of TikTok's, a new Pazsitzky Effect, and so much more! WOOOOOO WE UP OUTTA HERE!

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This week on Your Mom's House Podcast, Tom and Tina are back together and beyond excited that it's finally December! Before sharing some updates about Tina's lipsticks and Tommy's tour dates, the Main Mommies open the show with a clip of a kissy face dude who really wants to be shown some bobs and vagene if you know what I mean. They next check out some really cool clips of some liquid brown tests and some really solid ball-bag tips. Christine also talks about her recent interest in weightlifting and Tom brings about an in-depth conversation about which US President is the hottest. The two of the go all out and rank them, before watching some Horrible or Hilarious clips and some Toks, before calling it a day. Love you, see you next week...M'wah!

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Yo, yo, yo, it's Danny Brown on YMH tho! Danny joins Tom and a silent Christina to talk about some hot topics and cold weather. Tom opens the show with a very sweaty cool guy who claims he's the best, not sure what he's the best at, hopefully it's something cool. They also talk about Bart and Matthew McConaughey's love of ketchup, the robotic stylings of Frankie Valli, the Tyson/Jake Paul fight, LL Cool J's staying power, fashion styles, and some awful national anthem singers. Tom also introduces Danny to some recent cool guys, including funcle, Fancy Chef, and the Double Soul Shaman, before deploying some Horrible or Hilarious for Danny to try out.

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OMG Mommies! What a show we have for you today! We kick off the show with Tom's brand new, totally real beard that he grew in and address all the fun comments fans made on his 2 Bears episode with Mr. Matthew McConaughey. Tom then opens the show with a clip of Double Soul Shaman Will Blunderfield serenading us with a song about a dude spreading his cheeks open.

Next, Tom and Christina catch up on everything going recently, there was also an election or something, which leads to Tom and Christina discovering who the hottest First Lady of all time is. They also talk about their trip up to Dallas Cowboys stadium to take in the Jake Paul Vs. Mike Tyson fight and Tom's new friend Adam "Pacman" Jones.

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The main mommies also discuss the viral goth Boise State beach volleyball player, watch some Horrible or Hilarious clips, check out some new videos of that greasy pepperoni man, also there's a guy who farts to people over the phone, some of Christina's fabulous curations from TikTok and so much more. You're gonna LOVE this high and tight episode!

Your Mom’s House Ep. 786

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This week on Your Mom's House Podcast, Tom is joined by Ari Shaffir and comedian, Adrienne Iapalucci! The three of them discuss Adrienne's new special, which is produced by Ari and directed by Louis C.K. They then segue to Andrew Dice Clay's Instagram, before Tom opens the show with a clip of the double soul shaman doing some business on the toilet. Ari also explains what's been going on with his face and Tom formally introduces the two guests to the shaman through some of his much more popular clips. The trio also talk about New York City crowds, enjoying life, the bugs out in Texas, scammers, Ari's naked body, and all kinds of cute stuff. Plus Tom plays an extended game of Horrible or Hilarious as well. Go check it out!

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This week on Your Mom's House Podcast, the Main Mommies are back together for a very presidential episode! Tom opens the show with an audio clip of President Lyndon B Johnson ordering some new pants, before playing a message from the brand new president of YMH Studios New Christine! She's got some BIG ideas to make the show greater and is really into cactus videos for some reason. Tim and Tina then move on to discuss some trending killers from TV, including the Dating Game killer, the Menendez brothers, and on that same topic, they also address the Garth Brooks allegations. They also share some stuff they're dealing with in their personal lives, talk about #FartWalk, laugh at some old men doing silly things, check out a tight realtor, and speculate on what's happening with Frankie Valli. Tom and Christina also get a massive surprise visit from comedian Donnell Rawlings to cap things off! This is a great episode, so pull up them jeans and try it out, we got some real slick stuff here.

Your Mom’s House Ep. 784

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This week on Your Mom's House Podcast, Tom and Christina are joined by doctor mommy himself, Dr. Drew Pinsky! Tim and Christine reminiscence about Drew's RPC trip, discuss male deviancy, and bring up a question about heavy meth users. Tom then opens the show with a clip of a really cool guy with dirty dentures that has a lot of fun opinions on his Instagram. The trio also talk about funcles, Rogues, socializing, doing fun things with sledgehammers, lower lip loving, and Drew finally gives his analysis on one Fancy Chef. Drew also checks out some Toks, Horrible or Hilarious clips, and some classic videos from the Heavy Segment. Check it out!

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This week on Your Mom's House Podcast, Tom and Christina are joined by comedian Sebastian Maniscalco! They reminisce about the first time meeting each other and recall a comedy tour in South Africa. Tim and Christine talk to Sebastian about the importance of friendships, social media presences, and why the documentary Grizzly Man is important to their marriage. The trio also discuss proper upbringings, touring nightmares, before getting into some TikToks, RPC videos, and some talented rub artists!

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This week on Your Mom's House Podcast, Tom and Christina are still basking in the fabulous glow of Fancy Chef's recent visit! They recap how the day went and feel so appreciative of everyone here at Studio Jeans that helped pull it off. Tom next opens the show with a clip of an overeager lower lip lover, which leads to a conversation about public displays of camel toe making a comeback. They also check out a clip of some little league aggression, some touchless tantric massaging, and read an email about a fat methhead.

Tim and Christine are then joined by former Peloton instructor and fitness influencer, Kendall Toole! Tom is a big fan of hers and the reasons couldn't be more obvious. Kendall shares her journey through life and proves that hotness doesn't mean you're immune to adversity or mental health issues. Kendall had to grind, much like the wheels on a spin class bike, to get the life and physique she shows off today. The trio also talk about the Double Soul Shaman, the fat shaming honesty people from foreign countries have, plus Kendall reacts to some classic cool guy clips and experiences Christina's TikTok curations. Now get back on the bike, pig!

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This week on Your Mom's House Podcast, get ready to experience the fanciest episode of all time!

Tom and Christina are joined by the one and only fabulous Fancy Chef! Before Chef lights the fires, Tim and Christine open the show talking about some tit cancer treatments and some hot survivors of this not so hot disease. They then open the show with a clip of Fancy Chef announcing his intentions to make his way to Texas! Tom also shows off some great finds including a really cool lady talking in the tub and the YMH staff details the elaborate process of booking Fancy Chef for the show.

Fancy Chef makes his anticipated entrance and joins the Main Mommies to talk about his life, kitchen experiences, and how fancy Fancy Chef really is. After chatting with Tim and Christine, Chef gets going with crafting a complete 5 course meal live in YMH Studios! While Chef cooks each dish, Tom and Christina continue chatting about some cool gals, the Menendez brothers, their favorite dining spots, and Josh Potter's eating habits. Chef eventually gets cooking and serves dinner before sitting down with Tom and Christina one last time to express his gratitude for sharing his food with them. Hope you're hungry, because this is a wild, not to be missed episode for sure!

Your Mom’s House Ep. 780

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This week on Your Mom's House Podcast, Tom Segura and Christina P are joined by NTP host and AJ Soprano himself, Rob Iler!

Before Robby enters the Mommy Dome, Tom and Christina spar about some recent nighttime behaviors and an update on Christina P's Christina T's. Tom opens the show with a really cool unc with a really cool demand, before Christine gets on a soap box and goes on a tirade about a new type of Barbie she's seen around town. The Main Mommies also check out some more Fancy Chef vids and keep the hype train chugging.

Rob Iler joins Tom and a strangely silent Christina to talk gambling, men's retreats, jury duty, plus size park hoppers, and Fancy Chef. Tom also grills Rob on some of the weirder aspects of his personality that the studio staff have picked up on over the last year of working with him. They also read an email about a colostomy bag sex worker and watch some clips of a transactional relationship involving sniffing sneakers. Try it out!

Your Mom’s House Ep. 779

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This week on Your Mom's House Podcast, Tom Segura and Christina P are joined by Corey Taylor of Slipknot!

Mommy Christina makes her return to the show after her short hiatus getting Oasis back together! Christina is so glad to be back she even cries some happy tears, she brings us all up to speed about what she's been up to and how she's been feeling. Tommy Buns opens the show with a clip of a guy with some cool advice, which leads to Christina criticizing the inclusivity of the show Bridgerton. This TV gripe inspires Tom to share his own, true crime documentaries focus too much on the victims. Tom also brings Christina up to speed with Fancy Chef and even gets him on the phone to book him for YMH. The main mommies also dive deeper into Oasis, washcloths, a new heir to Fedsmoker's crown, and some cool clips of hole care and chiropractic magic.

Corey Taylor then joins the show to talk about Slipknot's (the album) 25th anniversary, Iowa, and how the band has sustained after all these years. Tom and Christina also get Corey's thoughts on Oasis getting back together, Perry Farrell fighting Dave Navarro, and Dave Grohl's shocking baby momma drama. Corey also checks out some Horrible or Hilarious clips and also indulges in some of Christina's TikTok curations. This is a really HIGH and TIGHT episode!

Your Mom’s House Ep. 778

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This week on Your Mom's House Podcast, Tom Segura and Christina P are joined by comedian and advice champ, Brian Simpson!

Tommy Bunz and Baby Face Brian have a lot to talk about this week, as Tina is suspiciously silent once again. Tom opens the show with a clip of some women on a retreat screaming and yelling about something. Not sure what, I wasn't really paying attention. After that they check out some clips of other white women doing white women stuff, one of which is excited about some black singers and the other who does not match the voice she speaks with. Next, Tom introduces Brian to his latest obsession, a content creator who goes by many names, but we will refer to him simply as Fancy Chef! Fancy Chef really needs to be seen to believed, not even joking. I mean, it has to be a bit, right? Chime on how legitimate you think this is below. Tom and Brian also get into some emails and Brian dishes out some solid advice for the concerned listeners. They also check out some horrible or hilarious clips, some clips of really cool guys doing really cool stuff, do some master of accents, and much more! This one feels like a real classic YMH, so try it out.

Your Mom’s House Ep. 777

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This week on Your Mom's House Podcast, Tom Segura and Christina P are joined by comedian Greg Fitzsimmons!

Tom and Greg speculate who's got the biggest piece of hardware in the comedy world, a discussion that renders Christina speechless! Tom and Greg also talk about how to make touring more fun, the aspects of British comedy that cannot be copied for American audiences, and keeping fresh by watching younger comics. They also talk about getting residual checks for bit parts, the best comedy towns, the Friars Club, shooting some serious rope, sleeping with siblings friends, and Greg shares an intimate story about getting milk from the source.

Your Mom’s House Ep. 776

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This week on Your Mom's House Podcast, Tom Segura and Christina P are joined by comedian Ali Siddiq!

Christine is once again surprisingly silent this week, so Tom does all the talking. Tom and Ali talk about how Ali went from a prison cell to comedy clubs and giant theaters. Tom also gets the surprising reason why Ali's arm is in a sling and hears the dramatic story that came from that same incident. They also discuss the concept of athlete's "playing hurt", fighting in comedy clubs, scared straight, the boredom created behind bars, street smarts, the big ass city of Houston, and so much more!

Your Mom’s House Ep. 775

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This week on Your Mom's House Podcast, Tom Segura and Christina P are joined by comedian Matt Rife!

Christine is surprisingly silent, so Tom takes the reigns and leads the conversation with Matt. The two talk about dream interpretations, body fat numbers, huge dumps, uncrustables, and taking ED medication before athletic activity. An opening clip comes eventually and Tom continues the conversation with Matt about hairy stuff, hand stuff, neat stuff, and slick stuff. They also talk about Matt's interest in ghost hunting, peeners on statues, weird things fans have gifted Matt, and a tribute to a classic drop. This is democracy manifest!

Your Mom’s House Ep. 774

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This week on Your Mom's House Podcast, there's a new mommy on the block! Tom opens the show test driving New Christine and she (and Tom) couldn't be happier for her to be on the show!

OG Christina appears for a proper show opening as Tom indulges her with a clip of a cool guy who's hungry for some booty. Christina updates us on her treatment and shows off her much smaller chest in the process. The ta-ta's are still in progress though, so stay tuned. She also shares stories of some disappearing hamsters and checks out some comments from fans showing some love and support.

Duncan Trussell makes his return to Studio Jeans and he's looking fresh. He credits this to his recent life-changing shaming rituals. He rants about babies being too soft, how sleeping on hard surfaces makes stronger people, the weaknesses of men's retreats, and the glory of the Double Soul Shaman. New Christine has some thoughts about Duncan, while Tom and Christina pick his brain about death by intercourse and vanilla search histories, plus they share some of Christina's wonderful curations, and much more!

Your Mom’s House Ep. 773

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This week on Your Mom's House Podcast, the Main Mommies are flying solo and Tim and Tina are feeling good. Tom's been really into a Phil Spector true crime documentary and his many court room wigs. We open the show with another clip from the "smoothly, slowly, gently" guy, before revisiting #FartGate2024 and possibly coming to a conclusion on it too. Tom also reads an email about a new type of airtight, they debate which Olympic athletes are the most bangable, talk some trash about pickleball, peek at the dark side of IG, plus some Toks, and much more!

Your Mom’s House Ep. 772

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This week on Your Mom's House Podcast, Tina and Tom are transitioning! Tom wants to be smoother and Tina wants to grow a big, meaty, Dwayne Johnson. They share a story about a eye-opening shower they had together recently, before Christina updates the rest of the mommies on the progress she's made treating her tit cancer. Tom opens this show with a really cool guy who's in a committed relationship with his hands and keeps the clips coming as he cheers up Christina with some incredible drops.

Christina and Tom welcome comedian Chad Daniels to the Mommy Dome. The trio talk about Chad's new special, enjoying time off, dad stuff, and the anxiety of always waiting for the other shoe to drop. They also discuss Prince, guidance counselors, Tom's new hobby, before Tom introduces Chad to recent favorites Goblin Head and Baby Head. Chad also experiences some Horrible or Hilarious and the TikTok gauntlet known as Christina's Curations!

Your Mom’s House Ep. 771

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This week on Your Mom's House Podcast, the Main Mommies are back from IT-ly and brought fond memories to share with all of us. After that Christina shares some super serious not so chill news that's going to shake the YMH universe to its core, mommy has the breast cancer. It was caught early and its a whole thing so I'll let Christina tell you the rest from there. Tim and Kristin also get a Tony Johns update, check out some more evidence from #FartGate2024, indulge in Magic Johnson's summer vacation pics, watch some TikToks, and as always keep them jeans high and muthafuggen tight!

Your Mom’s House Ep. 770

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This week on Your Mom's House Podcast, the Main Mommies tackle a scandal inside YMH Studios involving a rogue fart and a wave of accusations. Before that Tina talks about some dark thoughts she's been having and Tim catches her up on something she had missed when Sal Vulcano came around. They also re-live the YMH Exclusive moment from last week's episode with The Black Keys. We also get some fun videos of Alec Baldwin, some Horrible or Hilarious clips, and much more!

Your Mom’s House Ep. 769

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My brother didn't believe me, but he believes me now, Tod and Kristine are back again! This week on Your Mom's House Podcast, the Main Mommies talk about a ding dong on Christina's nose, Tom's hot and spicy gas, before opening the show with a clip featuring Noel Gallagher of Oasis sharing some colorful thoughts on people in the world. They also call up Brenden the YMH merch guy to discuss their recent fixation on taking calls on the toilet. They also check out some clips about piggy parties, pronoun fun, and mermaid tail etiquette.

Christina and Tom welcome musical duo, The Black Keys aka Dan Auerbach and Patrick Carney. They just cancelled their recent tour, so they've got some free time and share why that even happened in the first place. They talk about how they got together, their early success, and drop a YMH exclusive concerning whether or not they've gone airtight together. The Black Keys also run a gauntlet of Horrible or Hilarious clips from Tom, talk some trash about popular musicians, discuss the differences between bombing on stage doing comedy vs live music, and so much more!

Your Mom’s House Ep. 768

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Pull your jeans all the way up over your head because Tom Segura and Christina P are back for another week of Your Mom's House Podcast! Christina P is suspiciously quiet this week, so comedian/Impractical Joker Sal Vulcano joins Tom a little earlier than usual. Sal just released a new special "Terrified" and he opens up about his recent public announcements concerning his personal life and can't imagine why his privacy is such a talked about thing. He's a husband and a father now, so he shares some updates about that, plus Tom probes him about his fear of flying and his aversion to touching things. The two also get into self-pleasuring devices, excessive reactions at Chipotle, acting on TV, the art of barbecue, and Chris Distefano's sexuality. Tom also treats Sal to some Horrible or Hilarious clips, introduces him to Manny the tool guy, and they swap some stories about some knucklehead drivers.

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Your Mom’s House Ep. 767

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This week on Your Mom's House Podcast, we hit the ground running with a Fart Simpson banger about McDonalds, before Tom opens up the episode with a clip of a cool dudes really cool Sunday plans. Tom also tells Christina all about his insane trip to Abu Dhabi.

Christina and Tom welcome comedian and vile pig Rachel Feinstein, on the pod. She talks her latest Netflix Special, "Big Guy", the godless things she does, her life married to a firefighter, and the benefits of being a comic parent. She, Tom, and Christina also chat about gassy husbands, their foul mouthed kids, spanking fetishes, Red Lobster head, succubus defense, and dive into a long curated gauntlet of Christina's TikToks! Try it out, man.

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Your Mom’s House Ep. 766

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Then, we welcome our guest, comedian Chris Distefano who has been doing some moving around New York recently and is still traumatized from his guest spot on YMH Live all those years back. Chris has some thoughts on straight farts, self-acceptance, and saving lives. Chris Distefano also may or may not have a little crush on an actor from the Netflix show Baby Reindeer. All that plus some TikToks!

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Your Mom’s House Ep. 765

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What's up, CHOMOS?!? Happy Juneteenth to all who observe. This week Tommy Bunz and Christine From Mom's House are riding solo and have got a lot of wild things to cover! They open the show with an irritable felon trying to ace a job interview. The Main Mommies next review some arson allegations of a TLC member, check out a "you know what I'm sayin" compilation from a past episode of The Danny Brown Show featuring the Insane Clown Posse, and get a hands-on (nose-on?) take of how bad the stench of women's prisons can get. We are also treated to a crazy Christina hotel story, stories of her hot head stepdad, another legendary Top Dog anecdote, the pitfalls of gender studies in foreign countries, an appreciation of public shaming, plus some more booger emails, some TikToks, and much more. Enjoy!

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Your Mom’s House Ep. 764

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Pull your jeans all the way up over your head because Tom Segura and Christina P are back for another week of Your Mom's House Podcast! We start off with a really cool opening clip of a vintage smut film featuring a very forward bus driver. Christina continues her investigations into Tom's digestive deviations and they read some follow up emails regarding a past clip of an Indian military ball bag exam and adults who eat boogers. Tom also gets a special shoutout from his neighbor Ted Cruz.

Johnny Pemberton joins the Main Mommies fresh off the hype from his role in Amazon's adaptation of "Fallout". Tom, Christina, and Johnny discuss Pasadena, leaving notes on people's cars, HOA's, Disney adults, shits & giggles, and sharp minds. They also check out some horrible or hilarious clips, some TikToks curated by Christina, and an update from a guy who crashed his flying machine. I love you.

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Your Mom’s House Ep. 763

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What's up, chomos?!? Tim and Kristin are back and open the show being serenaded by classic cool guy, Bill Tapley aka The Third Eagle. They check in on what he's been up to lately before truly opening the show with a clip from a bad guess on "Wheel of Fortune". Christina also gets to the bottom of some mysterious things going on with Tom's bottom.

The Main Mommies are next joined by a couple of white guys named Matt McCusker and Shane Gillis, who you may know from Matt & Shane's Secret Podcast, Tires, and a few other neat things. Tom and Christina welcome them to the show some incredibly thoughtful gifts, before they get into a conversation about teachers, hippies, Bridgerton, and blowing up toilets on the set of "Tires". Matt and Shane next meet the Double Soul Shaman and get a double dose of clips via Christina's Curations and some choice Horrible or Hilarious selections. They also check out some back adjustments, fat girl pride, and celebrity farts. Enjoy!

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Your Mom’s House Ep. 762

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Here's the deal man, we are back once again with Tommy Bunz and Chistine from Mom's House riding solo! Tom's got some dental updates that you'll be able to hear for yourself and opens the show with a clip of a very giving lover. Before Christina gets too grossed out, Tom offers her the spotlight to share a shart story for the ages. The Main Mommies next talk about a recent trip to Italy and review some of the most fattening treats for all the Disney Adults out there. Tom also receives a very kind uplifting video message about a certain body part that's sure to warm the heart. We also dive into the comments section of an IG influencer nicknamed Baby Head, watch some clips of people making huge mistakes, and discuss the topic of "adult recess". TA TA THERE!

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Your Mom’s House Ep. 761

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Pull your jeans all the way up over your head because Tom Segura and Christina P are back for another week of Your Mom's House Podcast! We start off with a really cool guy with a really cool chicken joke before get into some benefits of how bad Christina's memory is. Tom and Christina also talk about overhearing confrontations from much more volatile marriages and show some video clips of their cool bathroom.

Then, we welcome our guest, comedian Nick Thune who is currently touring with fellow comedian Nate Bargatze and he's looking quite fashionable these days. Nick and the Main Mommies talk about pop music, bread, parenting, accents, sitcom acting, Apatow comedies, hot moms, and things kids do that are just super annoying!

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Your Mom’s House Ep. 760

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What’s up, chomos?! We open the show with a real banger of a track and because Tommy Bunz celebrated a birthday a little while ago, this week we’re going to get around and celebrate it! The YMH producers gathered a team of special well wishers and put together a birthday shoutout for Tom to watch including the likes of RPC, The King, Gene & Nick Simmons, and even Ernie Hudson just to name a few. Other fun stuff covered in this episode include, choosing a life partner, women’s prisons, #FartWalk, swearing in other languages, and we also found a dating site for Disney adults!

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Your Mom’s House Ep. 759

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Put down Grandpa's cough medicine, it's a new episode of Your Mom's House with Tim and Kirsten! This week, Tom Segura and Christina P open the show by being serenaded by Gary Busey. They go off on some gross food video clips, before following up on an underdog story that happened because of some knucklehead soccer players in Thailand. They also do some accent work and look up the meanings behind some English words with French origins.

Comedian and podcaster Harland Williams joins the Main Mommies and his hair is looking great! He's got a new movie coming out and he shares some fun stories from his very first movie role in "Dumb and Dumber". They also talk about the new plus size section at Target, "Terminator 2", aging, Naked Martin, and some natural health benefits from the Double Soul Shaman. And just to butter him up, Harland also reacts to some classic Horrible or Hilarious clips!

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Your Mom’s House Ep. 758

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Hi Mommies! This week, Tom Segura and Christina P have some new music tastes to talk about before opening the show with a guy who has a size question for all the ladies out there. They then show a video clip of their fully customized bathroom. This is the kinda guy ya gettin. Tom also plays a snippet from an old YMH episode where he predicts how his nose would turn out as an older man and then plays a clip of an old man senator having fun with some old timey words.

Comedian and podcaster Ian Fidance joins the Main Mommies and he recently dropped a new comedy special "Wild, Happy & Free" which led to him filling out his childhood fantasy of being a ghostbuster and filming at the firehouse from the movie. Ian debates Tim and Kristin about his bisexuality, specifically the male kind, and determine if it's cap. They check-in with the Double Soul Shaman, check out Christina's new footwear choices, and play a quick would you rather, before getting into some of Christina's infamous TikTok curations. Are bi dudes cap? Chime in below!

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Your Mom’s House Ep. 757

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It’s another episode of YMH with Todd and Kristine! This week, Tom Segura and Christina P have Kate Moss on the brain and open up with a deep dive on the world famous model's personal life. They then open the show for real with a clip of a very cool guy introducing us to a very cool game he likes to play! Tom and Christina then go into gross things they don't like in the opposite sex and personal dealbreakers they each have.

Comedian David Lucas joins the Main Mommies and he recently dropped a new comedy special Live From The Comedy Mothership. He's become a polarizing figure recently as well, stemming from material poking fun at BLM and George Floyd. But David embraces the controversy and believes that jokes and humor can help with grief rather than hurt. The man's got some interesting opinions for sure. Tom and Christina show David some clips featuring a really cool guy's favorite game, modern dating, and scatting (not what you think). They chat about Kevin Samuels, things missed in LA, and jump into some of Christina's curations! Try it out.

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Your Mom’s House Ep. 756

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What's up, CHOMOS?! It’s another episode of YMH with Tommy Bunz and X-Tina! This week, Tom Segura and Christina P are flying solo and open the show with a clip featuring a gentleman who's all about "eating groceries". The Main Mommies aren't alone for long as they are joined by a very special guest, an airtight queen above 18 by the name of Abby. A few episodes back she sent us a story so unbelievable Tom didn't think it was accurate or even written by a woman. But he believes it now as Abby clears the air and speaks her truth on what happened on that faithful night abroad. After Abby, Tom and Christina also get into some clips about Kurt Cobain's gender, cat kisses, face tattoos, foreign accent syndrome, men's retreats, tree climbers, and a beautiful fan rendition of "Good Morning, Julia", plus so much more! Pull 'em up and strap in, y'all.

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Your Mom’s House Ep. 755

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Pull your jeans all the way up over your head because Tom Segura and Christina P are back for another week of Your Mom's House Podcast! We start off with an opening clip about somebody being played before Tom models some new dad eyes for Christina. Speaking of Christina, this week we get a hot toilet update from a recent hotel stay. There's also some more airtight storytime, reviewing the security footage from the Double Soul Shaman's visit to YMH studios, and last weeks Diddy discourse leads to Tom and Christina checking out some sus posts from 50 Cent's Instagram.

Then, we welcome our guest, comedian Dave Attell who has a comedy special available now on Netflix called "Hot Cross Buns." They introduce Dave to cool guys, talk about perfecting jokes, and watching yourself do comedy. They also watch some Horrible or Hilarious clips, some TikToks, and marvel at Dave Attell's personal flip phone.

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Your Mom’s House Ep. 754

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Welcome back to the Mommydome with Tom Segura and Christina P! What's going on with Tom's nose? Christina has some thoughts on Tom's face and she makes it known. After defending his facial features Tom opens the show with a wild clip of a lady who matters freaking out at Wal-Mart. Tom also tells a story about watching some adult films with his dad and reads an airtight story that has to be heard to believe. Tim and Kristin also wonder why men seem to always be more depraved than women, plus explore an encounter with Garth Brooks and discover a new trend #FartWalk.

We then welcome comedian and podcaster Brian Simpson! Tom and Christina talk to him about racist dogs, fat Disney adults, the fattest city in America, and of course the Diddy scandal that's sweeping the internet. They also answer some fan submitted advice emails and play America's favorite game show "Tom or Black?" Brian's latest special Live From The Mothership is streaming now on Netflix!

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Your Mom’s House Ep. 753

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The Main Mommies are flying solo this week! Tom opens the show with a fun clip of a freakout at a Wal-Mart before showcasing a compilation from the recent visit by the Insane Clown Posse. They then turn to an airtight argument, before getting into a chat with a YMH intern who got to be on this week's Kill Tony. Tim and Kristin then get into the fatness epidemic, eating too much sushi, game shows on sick days, how to be on Jeopardy, fat people on rollercoasters, loneliness, and some of Christina's curations for good measure. I'll take Lucifer's Lair for $500, Alex.

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Your Mom’s House Ep. 752

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This week on Your Mom's House Podcast, Tom Segura and Christina P have another pair of fun guests, but before the guests join the party, they recap all the fun from last week's visit from the Double Soul Shaman Will Blunderfield. Tod opens the show with a clip about the blunders of colonialism and a gay freakout at an airport, followed by Christine sharing a story about being scolded at in public by an older gentleman.

Caitlin Campbell joins the main mommies bearing freshly brewed coffee! Tom and Christina talk to her about dealing with hateful comments online, the traumatic brain injuries she's overcome, anger issues, and all sorts of info about international coffee.

Mark Normand enters the mommy dome next and endures a gauntlet of neat stuff, slick stuff, and 1 Guy 1 Jar. Tom also shares some fun chiropractor videos, plus some clips about dangerous places to visit, a lady with a booty that can't fit on an airplane, a girl that farts in pots, a bootlicker, and some pup play enthusiasts. They also dive into some of Christina's Curations and videos of wealthy people who own tigers! 

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Your Mom’s House Ep. 751

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This week on Your Mom's House Podcast we've got another airtight episode as Tom Segura and Christina P welcome two guests! First up we have the Double Soul Shaman himself, Will Blunderfield, followed by longtime YMH favorite, the great and powerful, Josh Potter. Before welcoming the guests, Christine and Tim open the show with a freakout at a nail salon, talk about Tom's dad eyes, the black plague, and discuss spending time at the mall. They also check out clips featuring a messed up foot, a man chugging tequila, and the greatest laugh ever.

Next, Will Blunderfield joins Christina and Tom to talk all about naked yoga and the benefits of consuming genetic material. Will talks about his background, his singing career, Canadian Idol, gay frogs, before presenting a special gift to Christina to use on her own pleasure palace. Tom and Christina ask tons of questions and learn a thing or two about urine therapy and knocking the o'l bean bag around from the certified sex kung fu instructor himself.

After Will slips away, the Roach scurries in and he's got a brand new show coming to YMH Studios! Starting tonight, Josh Potter will be hosting Behind The Jeans, a weekly livestream recap show where he'll cover and dissect everything going on in the YMH universe. Tom and Christina also catch-up with Potter's love life, get an update on The King, introduce him to Tony P and some dumb tourists, plus dive into a barrel of Christina's Curations! Try it out!

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Pull those JNCO jeans up, ninjas! This week Tim and Christine welcome the infamous Insane Clown Posse, Shaggy 2 Dope and Violent J to YMH Studio! Before the clowns enter the Mommy Dome, Tom Segura and Christina P open with a cool clip from KingCobra, talk about the movie Joker, lifelong bits, old school TV commercials, Braulio the cool guy from Alaska, Robert DeNiro, a mother/son OnlyFans duo, plus another airtight story!

ICP joins in and talks about what they've been up to lately, including Violent J's return to wrestling in Japan and his stand-up comedy performance on Kill Tony. They also clear the air on their past issues with the FBI and how their fans were openly considered a criminal organization. They also talk about the Beastie Boys, guilty pleasures, ball lifts, the Double Soul Shaman, some erotic fiction, Christina's TikTok curations, and locker room talk. WHOOP WHOOP!

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Your Mom’s House Ep. 749

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It’s another episode of YMH with Todd and Christine! This week, Tom Segura and Christina P really missed each other and open the show with a cool guy looking for a cool emo girl. Next, Tom reads another airtight story submission which leads to a debate about "airtight stolen valor". Christina shares a YMH Exclusive concerning some hotel toilets, we check-in on the Double Soul Shaman and check out a guy named Tumbleweed Tommy.

Comedian Paul Virzi joins the Main Mommies and he's already traumatized by the Double Soul Shaman clips he saw being played in the YMH lobby. This leads to a story about a time he was terrified by a giant man pounding on his door at a hotel he was staying at. After some trauma bonding, he chats with Tom and Christina about self love, Michael Jordan, finding your tribe, edibles, hot politicians, before reacting to some "Horrible or Hilarious" videos and Christina's curations!

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Your Mom’s House Ep. 748

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This week on Your Mom's House Podcast we've got an airtight show as Tom Segura and Christina P welcome two guests! First up we have founder of PhalloFILL and self described dick whisperer Bill Moore, followed by comedian and painter Rory Scovel. Before welcoming the guests Kristin and Tim share an Aussie with a very filling challenge, recap their time in Las Vegas, rail on some larger Disney adults, and talk about facelifts and celebrity plastic surgery.

Christina and Tom are joined by Bill Moore who introduces them to the world of cosmetic penile fillers and offers a buffet of samples for them to check out. They talk about the benefits, the risks, and everything there is to know about increasing one's size. Tom also introduces Bill to the Double Soul Shaman who has his own methods of making members grow.

Rory Scovel joins the Main Mommies to talk about his new special and how the comedy landscape has changed for marketing yourself. He also reacts to some fun clips featuring some female pilots, a woman afraid of suds, a special drink brewed by the Double Soul Shaman, a school board meeting, and a cool Disney adult. They also chat about Rory's artistic endeavors and co-existing with bugs, plus so much more!

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Your Mom’s House Ep. 747

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Show me that you like me! This week on Your Mom's House Podcast it's Valentime's Day so Tim and Kristin talk about the very worst part about the corporate holiday of love, before opening the show with a cute song by a cool guy and reading a family friendly airtight story. Tom also gives us a toenail update, they react to some clips featuring a barefoot couple, a Bruins fan, the most hated barista in Canada Caitlin Campbell, and Drake's pet snake.

Christina and Tom then welcome the legendary Gene Simmons and his son Nick. Fresh off the final KISS farewell tour, Gene shares stories from his lengthy career with the mommies. He talks about being a straight edge rockstar, Tom asks him about going airtight with groupies, and Gene reveals his connections to Van Halen. Nick being a mommy himself is excited as Tom and Christina also showcase some Horrible or Hilarious clips and Christina's curated TikToks to Gene plus so much more! Don't be stingy, Mark.

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Your Mom’s House Ep. 746

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It’s another episode of YMH with Todd and Christine! We start the week with a DENTAL UPDATE and open the show with a clip courtesy of the double soul shaman. Tim and Kristin then share a few new airtight stories submitted by fans, they also discuss the recent Vince McMahon allegations, play a game of "Would You Rather?", plus introduce a very cool guy by the name of Tony P.

Comedian Moshe Kasher joins the Main Mommies to discuss his new book "Subculture Vulture" and talks about his time in rehab, his running streak of attending Burning Man and the San Francisco rave scene. Moshe then shares stories from his experiences as an ASL interpreter and how growing up with a deaf family impacted his life. The trio also talk about Moshe's wife Natasha's recent appearance at the Improv and the value of trying new things. They also watch a butthole arts and crafts video, some TikToks from the double soul shaman, and some “Horrible or Hilarious” clips, plus more of Christina's curations!

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Your Mom’s House Ep. 745

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It’s another episode of YMH with Todd and Christine! This week, Tom Segura and Christina P discuss the real star of the film "Saltburn", the proper way to drink Metamucil, Disney Adults, and get another follow up on the topic of "airtight". They open the show with a cool clip from a very cool combat vet before checking out some inspiring fat athletes, a double soul shaman, and a man dealing with some back pain.

Comedian and sandwich enthusiast Joe DeRosa joins the Main Mommies to set the record straight on a very hands-on experience he had at last years Skankfest, plus clarifies the incident that went down between Bert and Joe List. They also talk a lot about food including, the wild foods they've tried, death row desserts, a burger debate between Burger King and Shake Shack, plus Joe's own personal food takes. We also get a classic Ari instigation story and much more. Now just lemme eat ya!

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Your Mom’s House Ep. 744

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WHAT A MESS! It’s another episode of Your Mom’s House and this week, Tom Segura and Christina P are joined by radio host, broadcaster, and very cool guy, Jesse Lee Peterson. Before Jesse joins in, Tom and Christina open the show with a clip of a bike lane confrontation by an aggressive surfer, get a shoutout from popular barista Caitlin Campbell, and check out the wild comments of another wholesome content creator called Wise Words From Neve. Tom also shares his handsy experience at Sam's Tailor in Hong Kong and we also get a sweet update from Dr. Drew! The Main Mommies then chat with Jesse Lee Peterson and get an insight into who he is and where he came from. He has a lot of out there ideas about race and gender, but also has an interesting view of forgiveness and letting go of anger. He also talks to the Mommies about mothers, Los Angeles, Ryan Sickler's appearance on his show, taking responsibilities, "Big Momma Michelle", segregation, and great pilots who happen to be women. Cool stuff, neat stuff, slick stuff.

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Your Mom’s House Ep. 743

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On this episode of Your Mom's House, Tom and Christina open with a business idea involving live streaming celebrities experiencing bouts of diarrhea, before moving on to a valid criticism about the lack of money shots in certain types of adult entertainment. We then get an opening clip which asks the burning question "Whore or Jew?" A question which inspires a spirited debate on first names that equate to lifestyles of sexual freedom.

The mommies are joined by comedian and NYTimes best smelling author of "Running The Light", Sam Tallent. Sam talks about his latest comedy special and reminisces with Tom about life as a student athlete. They get some locker room talk in as Christina and Tom share their own experiences of body part comparisons in the showers. Other topics covered include, big breasts, the Four Strokes guy, more dumb tourist behavior, penis fillers, stuffing faces, Metamucil, and growers vs. showers.

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Your Mom's House Ep. 742

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On this episode of Your Mom's House, Tom and Christina open with a clip of an all natural bodybuilder and discuss why famous leaders of history are so horny. We get a recap of some hate from Caitlin Campbell's Instagram posts and check out a cool train enthusiast from the UK. Tim and Kristin are then joined by comedian and all around hustler, Jiaoying Summers. She talks about her Chinese upbringing and how desperation led to her attending college in Kentucky. They also discuss topics such as strict Chinese beauty standards, scorpion juice, brutal mothers, and her ownership of a comedy club. Jiaoying also gets introduced to some classic YMH clips and reacts to some of Christina's TikTok curations. Ta ta there!

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