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DNA Mini Portraits

2009-11-06T16:04:55Z

Small is Beautiful! DNA11 have produced a compact version of their larger works, the DNA Mini Portrait. It measures 8" x 10" (20 cm x 25 cm) and is protected by a glare-resistant glass frame with stainless steel accents. Easily displayed on shelf, desktop or wall and available in 25 color options it's the totally personal, unique and original gift! Available at: DNA11 (USA/UK/Europe/International) Also popular: Kiss Portraits by DNA11 Fingerprints Custom Art DNA Art Glowframe Photo Canvas Art Pet Pop Art Canvas Print

Tattoos for the Elderly

2009-09-25T04:43:16Z

These tattoos are really old school. Perfect for any age! Know a person distraught about turning 25? 35? 40? 100? This makes the perfect gift for saying YOU'RE OLD! 13 old school tattoos on a 4.25'' x 16.50'' card. Available at: Perpetual Kid (USA) Also popular: Tattoos for Babies Slip On Tattoo Sleeves To-Do Tattoos Borat Mankini Swimsuit Raunchy Double-Sided Gift Wrap

Roman Candles

2009-09-21T16:01:45Z

Friends, Romans, Countrymen, YourNextGift shoppers, lend me your ears. Here is a viable alternative to conventional birthday cake candles, which may well be starting to stack up - where did those years go?! Translate that figure to roman numerals and... it doesn't look so bad after all! With enough numerals to provide you with all the numbers from 1 to 89 and a crash course in roman numerology this should suit you or your age sensitive loved one perfectly. Go on and party like its MCMXCIX! Available at: Drinkstuff (UK) and Perpetual Kid (USA) and I Want One Of Those (UK/USA/International) Also popular: Raunchy Double-Sided Gift Wrap Pick Your Nose Party Cups Birthday Cake Lighted Wine Stopper Finger Food Party Plates 6 ft Giant Inflatable Birthday Cake

Gin & Titonic Ice Cube Tray

2009-09-18T17:01:39Z

Sink one in your drink! Ice ahoy!! Gin and Titonic is guaranteed to be an unsinkable addition to your next party or boating launching! This reusable ice tray contains four icy Titanic ships and four menacing icebergs. Pair the up in your mixed drinks and re-create history. Go ahead... sink another round. Just add gin, some friends...maybe a sea captain and let the fun begin! Available at: Perpetual Kid (USA) and Drinkstuff (UK/Europe) Also popular: AK Bullet Ice Cube Tray Pick Your Nose Party Cups T-Qualizer Shirt Laserpod Space Projector

I Can Has Cheezburger?

2009-09-17T16:03:10Z

Fresh from teh Internets The Internet has provided us with many wonders, from skateboarding dogs to Chuck Norris facts. Over the past couple of years, though, one sensation has dominated the Web: LOLcats. Since its founding in January 2007, icanhascheezburger.com (named after the most famous LOLcat of all) has been the center of the LOLcat world. I Can Has Cheezburger? collects 200 LOLcats from the enormously popular site, some classic and some new, in glorious and glossy full color. The book also highlights legendary LOLcat forms recognizable to fans everywhere (including "Do Not Want," "Monorail Cat," and "Oh Noes!"), and offers a guide to the finer points of LOLspeak. Packed with witty and endearing images and published into a proven cat-egory, I Can Has Cheezburger? is sure to delight feline aficionados and Internet nerds alike. Available at: ThinkGeek (USA/Canada/International) and Amazon (USA/International) Also popular: Sharp-End Cat Pencil Sharpener Cat Butt Magnets Elly Nelly Meow Wall Graphic PetSmart PetsHotel Catffeinated Mug

4 X 2 Him or Her Tattoos

2009-09-15T16:44:28Z

Are you tough? Or maybe you just want to just look tough, without any pain or stigma? Then these tattoos are perfect 4 U! These temporary tattoos adhere to each of your knuckles and offer such classic witticisms as "This Hurt", "Last Call", "Babe Mgnt", "Eye Candy" and "Doll Face". You're bad, and you know it, so let your fingers do the talking. Hopefully they won't get you into big trouble. Select from Him or Her (although we'd take both and mix them up).

Flying F*CK R/C Helicopter

2009-09-11T16:04:43Z

Having a bad day? Dying to send a message across to your boss, or loved one? Now you can literally give a flying f*ck to anyone you so desire without creating bad karma. This r/c helicopter is in the form of a giant hovering F*CK and has two-channel control. You control the hover and right and left turns. Important Note The F*CK in the image above is blurred out, but when you get the real copter it's not blurred, ok? Product Features * R/C Helicopter looks like a giant flying F*CK * Two channel control means the copter always move forward slowly. You control the hover and right and left turns. * Dual counter-rotating blades give incredible hovering and stability * Helicopter Charges from Remote * 7 Minute fly time, 10 minute charge time * Requires 6 AA batteries, not included

Headphonies

2009-09-10T16:02:55Z

Are you a fan of vinyl toys? And a fan of mini speakers too? Now you can satisfy both geeks in you with the Headphonies which are essentially designer mini portable speakers-slash-toys-slash-keychains! These Headphonies in the form of 3" ABS characters feature artwork by various ultra-cool designers, including Jeremy Madl and Eran Weinberg, are highly collectible and available strictly in limited editions*. Rechargeable via USB, Headphonies simply plug into your MP3 player, mobile phone, any audio players really (any one with an audio jack, that is!). They mini cuties deliver surprisingly impressive audio. They've even got little LED 'hearts' to indicate when they are on/charged. Cute! *Each edition is limited to 500-1000 pieces. The early bird catches the Headphonies!

Lord or Lady Gift Box

2009-09-09T16:10:23Z

If ever you've wanted to be a land owner, but not been too keen on the fact that it costs an arm and a leg, then this delightfully silly, yet nevertheless legitimate title deed is the answer. And of course it makes a great and original present. The title of Laird means land owner, it's a title that can be used by men or women. This title document will certify that you (or the lucky recipient if you're feeling generous) will become a genuine land owner of a part of the Glencairn estate in the Scottish Highlands, i.e. a 'Laird of Glencairn'. You'll receive a registration code, which you register online or by post, and then an official title certificate and a 'Proof of Title' card. Once you've registered, you are welcome to visit the area where your land is located, where you can pace your boundaries (which admittedly won't take long as each plot of land only measures 1ft Square). You even have free access to the Laird's Retreat on the banks of Loch Riddon. The Retreat boasts excellent camping and free fishing rights (Lairds must bring their own equipment). It's a great bit of fun, you really will own a chunk of Scotland, and not only that, it's actually helping to preserve areas of land in the Scottish Highlands. The area of Glencairn is near to the oldest Stone Age site in Britain - the Grey Cairns of Camster, as well as the Long Cairn of Camster which was used for many centuries as a burial chamber for the first Highland Clan Chiefs. Thankfully the likelihood of border disputes and clan wars is minimal, and there's nothing like the knowledge that you are a legitimate landowner (though you may feel moved to join the Countryside Alliance and wear tweed in the privacy of your own home). Features: - The opportunity to become a Laird of Glencairn in the Highlands of Scotland. - Ownership of a square foot of land in Glencairn, in the beautiful Scottish Highlands. - A Map of Glencairn. - A presentation certificate and pen. - A registration code so you can officially register your be-titled status. - Registration can be made online or by post. - Post-registration you will receive a certificate of your official title and a 'Proof of Title' card. - The 'Proof of Title' card allows access to the Laird's retreat on the banks of Loch Riddon in Argyll, offering excellent camping and fishing. - An information booklet on the Laird's Retreat. - Information about the environmental and conservational benefits of owning land in Glencairn. - The gift is presented in an attractive presentation tin with a tartan sleeve. Available at: I Want One Of Those (UK/USA/International) and Prezzybox (UK) Also popular: Name A Star Giftbox Genuine Original Archive Newspaper Day Spa Package Adopt a Vine Giftbox Personal Stylist

Happy Birthday Cake by Suck UK

2009-09-08T16:07:50Z

Bake a birthday cake that says it all! Birthdays don't always have to be days of planned happiness, ending with a disappointing Victoria sponge covered in soggy iced footballs. Why not get involved and inject a bit of joy into the whole thing with Suck UK's Happy Birthday Cake silicon mould? The mould creates the cake that says it all - And implies you put a lot more effort into it than you actually did! Because if you want to, you can use it to microwave the perfect cake in 6 minutes! But we won't tell anyone if you don't (Don't worry though the mould is heatproof up to 300 degrees should you want to do it the old fashioned way in the oven). Made from food grade silicon and including a recipe embossed onto the rim. You'll never need to eat a soggy football again! Available at: Generate (USA/Canada) Also popular: Raunchy Double-Sided Gift Wrap Terrorist Tea Pot Birthday Cake Lighted Wine Stopper Fake Cake 6 ft Giant Inflatable Birthday Cake

"The Hand" R/C Window Sign

2009-09-05T16:01:05Z

Place "The Hand" on your car, home or apartment window (suction cups included) and let the world know how you're feeling! Simply press one of the buttons on the wireless remote (with visor clip) and choose 1 or all 7 of the built-in hand gestures. Using electroluminescent technology, combined with animation, The Hand will create a attention grabbing sensation wherever it is used! Includes the ever popular: I love you, Hang Loose, Devil Horns, The Bird, Loser , Power and Peace gestures. Use at night for the best effect. Awesome! Available at: Perpetual Kid (USA) Also popular: Driving LED Emoticon Wireless Backup Camera

I Love My Geek Men's T-Shirt

2009-09-03T20:00:59Z

Awww.... geek love! Looking for the perfect gift for your boyfriend, husband, or even your dad? How 'bout the "I love my geek" shirt? It pretty much speaks for itself, and proves to the world that geeks really are lovable! Available at: ThinkGeek (USA/International) Also popular: 8-Bit Dynamic Life Shirt Personal Soundtrack Shirt Wi-Fi Detector Shirt T-Qualizer Shirt Old Guys Rule T-Shirts

Spa Gift Certificates

2009-09-02T16:02:48Z

Sometimes, the greatest gift in our busy world can be the time to unwind, be pampered and cared for from head to toe. Makes a great Valentine's Day gift! Features: - Instant email delivery available. - Valid at thousands of spas worldwide. - Personalize your gift for that extra special touch. - Gift certificates never expire. Available at: Way Spa (USA/UK/Europe/International) Still looking for ideas? Try our Last Minute Gifts!

Light a Lanterns

2009-09-01T22:28:44Z

Ever felt like fireworks have just got a bit same-old? These lanterns have an air of elegance and grace that no Roman Candle could possibly begin to match. For a long-lasting, graceful and enchanting moment outdoors, Light a Lanterns is your answer. These large paper lanterns are fireproof with a wick suspended beneath them. When the wick is lit, they are filled with hot air from the flame and are ready to sail majestically up to 1000 feet into the night sky within 30 seconds! Originally thought up by the Chinese over 2000 years ago as a warning signal (due to their ability to be seen for miles), paper lanterns gradually became a part of festival and ceremonial practices across the Far East. Well now we can enjoy them too, and whether you're planning on using them for a wedding, a party, or just because they're simply beautiful, there's no doubt they'll bring a certain spark to any event. Each pack (comes in packs of 4 or 10) comes with a marker pen so you can write a personalised message or wish on the lantern before it disappears into the night sky amongst the stars.

Cube Collection USB Owl

2009-08-31T20:28:39Z

Cube Collection introduces some of the most innovative and stylish toys in Japan. Their collection of figures, toys, and gadgets, are made with high quality and suitable for anyone between the age of 8 to 80 Another new USB toy is here from Cube Collection, Japan! The USB Owl is a perfect toy to embellish and brighten any desktop instantly! Simply just plug the USB into any USB port on your desktop or laptop computer, and watch the owl flashes its eyes and sways its head. Available in 4 different colors.