<?xml version='1.0' encoding='UTF-8'?><?xml-stylesheet href="http://www.blogger.com/styles/atom.css" type="text/css"?><feed xmlns='http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom' xmlns:openSearch='http://a9.com/-/spec/opensearchrss/1.0/' xmlns:blogger='http://schemas.google.com/blogger/2008' xmlns:georss='http://www.georss.org/georss' xmlns:gd="http://schemas.google.com/g/2005" xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8859261657385043768</id><updated>2024-09-05T19:28:44.568-05:00</updated><category term="What Are They Thinking"/><category term="Baseball"/><category term="Crime"/><category term="Hot Topic"/><category term="New and Improved (Not)"/><category term="Weather"/><category term="Animals"/><category term="Food"/><category term="Funny"/><category term="Sports"/><category term="Places"/><category term="Blog"/><category term="Computer"/><category term="Court"/><category term="Fashion"/><category term="Football"/><category term="Gadgets"/><category term="Get A Life"/><category term="History"/><category term="Jobs"/><category term="Just Plain Weird"/><category term="Medicine"/><category term="Politics"/><category term="Restaurants"/><category term="TV"/><title type='text'>Your Proctologist Called,   He Found Your Head</title><subtitle type='html'></subtitle><link rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#feed' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://proctologistfoundyourhead.blogspot.com/feeds/posts/default'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8859261657385043768/posts/default?redirect=false'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://proctologistfoundyourhead.blogspot.com/'/><link rel='hub' href='http://pubsubhubbub.appspot.com/'/><link rel='next' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8859261657385043768/posts/default?start-index=26&amp;max-results=25&amp;redirect=false'/><author><name>RichC</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/16355430080117950127</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='https://img1.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><generator version='7.00' uri='http://www.blogger.com'>Blogger</generator><openSearch:totalResults>53</openSearch:totalResults><openSearch:startIndex>1</openSearch:startIndex><openSearch:itemsPerPage>25</openSearch:itemsPerPage><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8859261657385043768.post-2462979170024384388</id><published>2018-11-29T17:19:00.000-06:00</published><updated>2018-11-29T17:19:36.688-06:00</updated><title type='text'>ALPHABET JONES</title><summary type="text">OK, well I haven&#39;t done one of these in a while, but here&#39;s a story that made me just have to jump back into it.

Traci Redford, a mother from El Paso, TX, is getting her 15 minutes of fame after going social postal on Southwest Airlines. Traci, is claiming that Southwest employees were mocking her 5 year old daughter because of her name. She claims the employees were pointing to and laughing </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://proctologistfoundyourhead.blogspot.com/feeds/2462979170024384388/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://proctologistfoundyourhead.blogspot.com/2018/11/alphabet-jones.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8859261657385043768/posts/default/2462979170024384388'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8859261657385043768/posts/default/2462979170024384388'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://proctologistfoundyourhead.blogspot.com/2018/11/alphabet-jones.html' title='ALPHABET JONES'/><author><name>RichC</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/16355430080117950127</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='https://img1.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8859261657385043768.post-1246689142524329395</id><published>2015-11-12T17:35:00.000-06:00</published><updated>2015-11-12T17:51:15.380-06:00</updated><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="Hot Topic"/><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="Sports"/><title type='text'>LIFE IS JUST A FANTASY</title><summary type="text">

In a land far away, long before I had the internet, I was playing fantasy sports through what was once known as the U.S. Mail. You&#39;d find the ad to play in what was called a newspaper or magazine, usually sports related. You&#39;d then pick players from a list they had provided, stuffed it an envelope, along with your fee, licked this square paper thingy called a stamp, dropped it in a mailbox, and</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://proctologistfoundyourhead.blogspot.com/feeds/1246689142524329395/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://proctologistfoundyourhead.blogspot.com/2015/11/life-is-just-fantasy.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8859261657385043768/posts/default/1246689142524329395'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8859261657385043768/posts/default/1246689142524329395'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://proctologistfoundyourhead.blogspot.com/2015/11/life-is-just-fantasy.html' title='LIFE IS JUST A FANTASY'/><author><name>RichC</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/16355430080117950127</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='https://img1.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/" url="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEijyN6TRhGBO083wuPDNf1Dk75vriQMbHy4EmOuwOHPnnh7uMCwNhRaDhDg-_IKx-zN25NWagkY6GpjnMP648v3WYSw07CUF1EoUzdk_sL0morKxKzuZarPeXaDw1IvE1oaTW1Sz-MIab-o/s72-c/SB_550x200_banner_FantasySports.jpg" height="72" width="72"/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8859261657385043768.post-5653085929728075802</id><published>2015-10-01T23:00:00.002-05:00</published><updated>2015-10-01T23:36:44.018-05:00</updated><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="What Are They Thinking"/><title type='text'>LOOK INTO MY DRANO EYES</title><summary type="text">Sometimes when I run across these stories I don&#39;t know whether to laugh, cry, or just sit there and shake my damn head.

Here&#39;s a LINK to the story.

There&#39;s a 30 year old woman in North Carolina, we&#39;ll call her Jewel Shuping, mainly because that&#39;s her name. This woman says in her &quot;very touching&quot; video, that she&#39;s always dreamed of being blind, well, at least since she was 6 years old when she </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://proctologistfoundyourhead.blogspot.com/feeds/5653085929728075802/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://proctologistfoundyourhead.blogspot.com/2015/10/look-into-my-drano-eyes.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8859261657385043768/posts/default/5653085929728075802'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8859261657385043768/posts/default/5653085929728075802'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://proctologistfoundyourhead.blogspot.com/2015/10/look-into-my-drano-eyes.html' title='LOOK INTO MY DRANO EYES'/><author><name>RichC</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/16355430080117950127</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='https://img1.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8859261657385043768.post-444145645884748239</id><published>2015-07-13T19:23:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2015-07-13T19:54:50.697-05:00</updated><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="Places"/><title type='text'>PLUTO OR BUST</title><summary type="text">This entry isn&#39;t going to be about the stupidity committed by &quot;earthlings&quot; on a second-by-second basis day after day after day. Instead, we&#39;re going to travel to the far reaches of the solar system and talk about what Plutonians are up to these days. OK, how about some mind boggling Pluto facts then?





Pluto-mania is catching on as the New Horizons space probe closes in on the former planet, </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://proctologistfoundyourhead.blogspot.com/feeds/444145645884748239/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://proctologistfoundyourhead.blogspot.com/2015/07/pluto-or-bust.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8859261657385043768/posts/default/444145645884748239'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8859261657385043768/posts/default/444145645884748239'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://proctologistfoundyourhead.blogspot.com/2015/07/pluto-or-bust.html' title='PLUTO OR BUST'/><author><name>RichC</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/16355430080117950127</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='https://img1.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/" url="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhcBDVVa3CPHmLLZCAzEh9mwGne8rUICkQgS1zIs5SK1PnCxcTzPmje5px0fLKD62IujmCNktrDMum2rUKFLulV4MXo4O-hObj4HspdY58lL81S3HW9wAhRLX8nfYBk7UBydUfajrVKKzEI/s72-c/071215_Pluto_Alone.png" height="72" width="72"/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8859261657385043768.post-3086422216443668070</id><published>2015-07-02T16:12:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2015-07-02T16:12:12.574-05:00</updated><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="Food"/><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="Hot Topic"/><title type='text'>THE PRICE IS &quot;NOT&quot; RIGHT</title><summary type="text">

Whole Foods Market is a supermarket chain that specializes in organic/natural foods. They opened for business in Austin, TX in 1980, and now have 420 locations throughout the U.S. Canada and the U.K.



Because they deal with organic, natural products almost exclusively, their prices are a little higher than your typical grocery store. They make sure the eggs they sell don&#39;t come from hens </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://proctologistfoundyourhead.blogspot.com/feeds/3086422216443668070/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://proctologistfoundyourhead.blogspot.com/2015/07/the-price-is-not-right.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8859261657385043768/posts/default/3086422216443668070'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8859261657385043768/posts/default/3086422216443668070'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://proctologistfoundyourhead.blogspot.com/2015/07/the-price-is-not-right.html' title='THE PRICE IS &quot;NOT&quot; RIGHT'/><author><name>RichC</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/16355430080117950127</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='https://img1.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/" url="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEglIdEDfg19y_5DH-bS6M4DJmmYhYkA-c7DsElZg8q_mEuNfPGNyyhreExpyPDG-oJG5XAu8Ai493uM-lTwuH5QckgB8PdOZebb9DeW6pqDylBVKKtehIdznJYsYSU2SG4zbjL2CA9OiLMl/s72-c/Whole-Foods-logo-round.jpg" height="72" width="72"/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8859261657385043768.post-399241759315796442</id><published>2015-06-27T00:41:00.001-05:00</published><updated>2015-06-27T00:41:43.855-05:00</updated><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="Hot Topic"/><title type='text'>ANOTHER ONE BITES THE DUST</title><summary type="text">I haven&#39;t been around the blogosphere in a while but I just can&#39;t stay locked up in the basement any longer.

 Let me preface this by saying that I am happy for ANYONE who has found them a partner that they can be with, love, trust, spend a life with, regardless of your sexual orientation, your religious beliefs or your race. Sincerest congratulations to you because that can be a difficult thing </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://proctologistfoundyourhead.blogspot.com/feeds/399241759315796442/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://proctologistfoundyourhead.blogspot.com/2015/06/another-one-bites-dust.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8859261657385043768/posts/default/399241759315796442'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8859261657385043768/posts/default/399241759315796442'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://proctologistfoundyourhead.blogspot.com/2015/06/another-one-bites-dust.html' title='ANOTHER ONE BITES THE DUST'/><author><name>RichC</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/16355430080117950127</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='https://img1.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8859261657385043768.post-5992091751843019970</id><published>2012-06-16T13:11:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2012-06-16T13:11:20.865-05:00</updated><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="Food"/><title type='text'>A MOUTHFUL</title><summary type="text">From the time we&amp;nbsp;were infants we were always being told not to put things in our mouths. It seems some of us never quite learned that lesson.
Squid ejaculates into woman&#39;s mouth.
Apparently while the woman was dining on this partially cooked Korean delicacy, Mr. Cephalopod, despite his predicament, was still able to manage to blow one last...umm....wad, into this woman&#39;s mouth.




OK, first</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://proctologistfoundyourhead.blogspot.com/feeds/5992091751843019970/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://proctologistfoundyourhead.blogspot.com/2012/06/mouthful.html#comment-form' title='22 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8859261657385043768/posts/default/5992091751843019970'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8859261657385043768/posts/default/5992091751843019970'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://proctologistfoundyourhead.blogspot.com/2012/06/mouthful.html' title='A MOUTHFUL'/><author><name>RichC</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/16355430080117950127</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='https://img1.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/" url="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgVo02egy5FfAGXE0VstX_4XYerEMaCva64I8BKeDsDAhDO6-8xsa40Kgt_u9l_Z2XF-ygu323SR0xc21K1tLIWUvpVWSyeAsRra5wsiETNqtWO8TLZFa1qxuD1loqfFsPMU6xdO7F250fM/s72-c/squid.jpg" height="72" width="72"/><thr:total>22</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8859261657385043768.post-4510541008568713445</id><published>2012-05-27T13:42:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2012-05-27T13:42:19.003-05:00</updated><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="Just Plain Weird"/><title type='text'>ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE</title><summary type="text">

We need you Tallahassee!!!!
That, of course, is a snapshot of Woody Harrelson playing the role of Tallahassee, zombie killer, in the movie Zombieland.
2 pm, NE 13th Street, Miami, Florida, police officer shoots a man and kills him. The man shot was naked so he didn&#39;t have any place to conceal a weapon.....unless you consider teeth to be a weapon. No, this is not a case of police brutality. </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://proctologistfoundyourhead.blogspot.com/feeds/4510541008568713445/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://proctologistfoundyourhead.blogspot.com/2012/05/zombie-apocalypse.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8859261657385043768/posts/default/4510541008568713445'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8859261657385043768/posts/default/4510541008568713445'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://proctologistfoundyourhead.blogspot.com/2012/05/zombie-apocalypse.html' title='ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE'/><author><name>RichC</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/16355430080117950127</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='https://img1.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/" url="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi8TM4Wy7TsgzR4H8TsEhCtEDBaLuOItOc_qi99SGmsXSfhyMJAeFZsOkZHPqxHDvtn0bM1PT1L8vBjVqw5q4aoXWALyI0xr1FmWqDs3DBpbSbOR6L6g4lPivR7lZsBVNQdae4ZR6KT1hMz/s72-c/zombie.jpg" height="72" width="72"/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8859261657385043768.post-4163215226168711155</id><published>2012-05-14T14:20:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2012-05-14T14:20:24.578-05:00</updated><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="Funny"/><title type='text'>THE REVIEWS ARE IN</title><summary type="text">In this day and age, if you want to know about something before you buy it, whether it be some product or restaurant, or auto mechanic, etc, you go online and read reviews of what others who have already bought or used it have to say about it. Especially when you are buying something online, as customer reviews are readily available for the product you are looking at. The bad news is, even with </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://proctologistfoundyourhead.blogspot.com/feeds/4163215226168711155/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://proctologistfoundyourhead.blogspot.com/2012/05/reviews-are-in.html#comment-form' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8859261657385043768/posts/default/4163215226168711155'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8859261657385043768/posts/default/4163215226168711155'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://proctologistfoundyourhead.blogspot.com/2012/05/reviews-are-in.html' title='THE REVIEWS ARE IN'/><author><name>RichC</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/16355430080117950127</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='https://img1.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/" url="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhISA0DzVo_0zyeqm91uJNw1ixTCts_8V6puQbM_20m1yoCFQv3jrba-asnCUskX9VW2HGwYv1SFxy02hoXJTvc364tZ4jwov5RdG1rP13Slvu5754pHA3kL7oCqUKkXPQFr3isGwxdV0KX/s72-c/veet.jpg" height="72" width="72"/><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8859261657385043768.post-7029971097814176771</id><published>2012-05-04T22:52:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2012-05-04T23:36:09.021-05:00</updated><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="Football"/><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="What Are They Thinking"/><title type='text'>TEBOWMANIACS</title><summary type="text">

One of the strangest phenomenons over the past few years here in the good ol US of A, is the fascination of one Tim Tebow. A University of Florida standout and Heisman trophy winner in his college career, Tebow has been mediocre at best since joining the National Football League, yet if you ever watch ESPN, you&#39;d think Tebow was Otto Graham, Johnny U, Joe Montana and Peyton Manning all rolled </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://proctologistfoundyourhead.blogspot.com/feeds/7029971097814176771/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://proctologistfoundyourhead.blogspot.com/2012/05/tebowmaniacs.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8859261657385043768/posts/default/7029971097814176771'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8859261657385043768/posts/default/7029971097814176771'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://proctologistfoundyourhead.blogspot.com/2012/05/tebowmaniacs.html' title='TEBOWMANIACS'/><author><name>RichC</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/16355430080117950127</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='https://img1.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/" url="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgy4PMXm_zk8U3NXdO8ihtrMN-OAYHG9pq6t1jv89eduzSxQfko_bcrRqVXbpKtgwCwu_WESqGd9uAmqqnydS6xFT1E8zOxTXxfIhiIiAS8wpeYMIU3IK1dE_BgIXPqSUfF8xEPe_mQNTY2/s72-c/Tebow2.jpg" height="72" width="72"/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8859261657385043768.post-2804902239854589446</id><published>2011-12-09T19:50:00.002-06:00</published><updated>2011-12-09T20:08:49.577-06:00</updated><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="What Are They Thinking"/><title type='text'>CUSTOMER NEEDS ASSISTANCE IN THE METH DEPARTMENT</title><summary type="text">The Christmas shopping frenzy is upon us and in full swing. We&#39;ve survived another Black Friday, Small Business Saturday and Cyber Monday in search of those super bargains, and as the big day approaches the 2 week mark, the mall parking lots are near capacity as the procrastinators get around to finally getting in the mix while everyone else is getting some last minute shopping done.


And I </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://proctologistfoundyourhead.blogspot.com/feeds/2804902239854589446/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://proctologistfoundyourhead.blogspot.com/2011/12/customer-needs-assistance-in-meth.html#comment-form' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8859261657385043768/posts/default/2804902239854589446'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8859261657385043768/posts/default/2804902239854589446'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://proctologistfoundyourhead.blogspot.com/2011/12/customer-needs-assistance-in-meth.html' title='CUSTOMER NEEDS ASSISTANCE IN THE METH DEPARTMENT'/><author><name>RichC</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/16355430080117950127</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='https://img1.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/" url="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjpBTeCOn8W5HVMf9dfZd1w4oueAMCgEs4Ge2FhSmLRCGqCGR3ypFw4SVQMfk9Fr07FcpzaH3whKXUUZKJ4PJGkBJf4rfhGQ5Znv-PuOsABXyAa3DwgKZzJUNjC2V1ubnVvRlCPEjFN-Ssb/s72-c/rollback.jpg" height="72" width="72"/><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8859261657385043768.post-1227438062722204360</id><published>2011-11-04T23:32:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2011-11-04T23:32:52.278-05:00</updated><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="Animals"/><title type='text'>HORSE PLAY</title><summary type="text">OK, this one is probably going to be a little too gross for some, but the world needs to know just how sick and twisted people are. You&#39;re going to see some bloody pictures of a live woman and a dead animal. I will save the pictures until the end of the blog so if you want to read on to see what the hell this is about, go right ahead. I&#39;ll leave plenty of warning when the pics are coming.

So a </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://proctologistfoundyourhead.blogspot.com/feeds/1227438062722204360/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://proctologistfoundyourhead.blogspot.com/2011/11/horse-play.html#comment-form' title='4 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8859261657385043768/posts/default/1227438062722204360'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8859261657385043768/posts/default/1227438062722204360'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://proctologistfoundyourhead.blogspot.com/2011/11/horse-play.html' title='HORSE PLAY'/><author><name>RichC</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/16355430080117950127</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='https://img1.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/" url="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgz1NqPrsKPkKSXQZx2UJAPwfG2niG5ndf0rw43C0aGKsvJqNHA3r6blntYbO8kCIV5T_zUJti_7Ebj2NHoCK2-Ey3RlhP_-z6_rtNOsNsbaknO3kL6b_t2Zs-K4K5rvyrB0y3nmM6tkHLR/s72-c/horse1.jpg" height="72" width="72"/><thr:total>4</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8859261657385043768.post-3787217397328509864</id><published>2011-10-18T20:23:00.001-05:00</published><updated>2011-10-18T20:36:36.051-05:00</updated><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="Crime"/><title type='text'>THERE&#39;S NO NEED TO FEAR...</title><summary type="text">...UNDERDOG IS HERE!!!!!!!


Or some other super hero, or a superhero wanna-be.

Crime is rampant in Metropolis and if there&#39;s ever been a time when society needs a superhero it&#39;s now.&amp;nbsp;The criminals are taking over, the cops are crooked, the DA is on the take, and the citizens are tired of living in fear.

That&#39;s what these guys must be telling themselves, right?

I&#39;m talking about the </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://proctologistfoundyourhead.blogspot.com/feeds/3787217397328509864/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://proctologistfoundyourhead.blogspot.com/2011/10/theres-no-need-to-fear.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8859261657385043768/posts/default/3787217397328509864'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8859261657385043768/posts/default/3787217397328509864'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://proctologistfoundyourhead.blogspot.com/2011/10/theres-no-need-to-fear.html' title='THERE&#39;S NO NEED TO FEAR...'/><author><name>RichC</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/16355430080117950127</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='https://img1.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/" url="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiLoLXaHN7_0akSnDPJ3y0lFlzuIFNInw1Lbf8K5SBag5I4KL6m5DGfeMc2S6GiT8V782vFoVRPISvNWW_GT-MsPIGc76Tf0r7LplsgdmYTH-DRpVr8I1KKvEKMPDmcLnThD8s7BXy1fnMp/s72-c/Underdog.jpg" height="72" width="72"/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8859261657385043768.post-8668442393980655819</id><published>2011-09-25T23:21:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2011-09-25T23:21:23.763-05:00</updated><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="New and Improved (Not)"/><title type='text'>UNLIKE FACEBOOK</title><summary type="text">






I am appalled that the free service that I am in no way obligated to use, keeps making changes that inconvenience me.

That statement is really kinda funny if you think about it, but that&#39;s what it&#39;s come to at these internet social meeting places these days. 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Whether it&#39;s a dickhead of a boss, the work is repetitive, monotonous, too hard, bad benefits or no benefits, it&#39;s a dead end job, the pay is bad, the commute is horrific, whatever the case may be, we all can get some serious complaining on when it comes to our jobs. 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Rivalries between sports teams can be pretty intense, but the fans of those teams can take it up quite a few notches. And this is a worldwide phenomenon. Around the globe, soccer, or fútbol, as it&#39;s known by non-Americans, has some of the most intense rivalries in the world. Manchester United/Arsenal, Barcelona/Real Madrid, Brazil/Argentina....</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://proctologistfoundyourhead.blogspot.com/feeds/5452140016296005797/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://proctologistfoundyourhead.blogspot.com/2011/08/bloods-crips-red-river-style.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8859261657385043768/posts/default/5452140016296005797'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8859261657385043768/posts/default/5452140016296005797'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://proctologistfoundyourhead.blogspot.com/2011/08/bloods-crips-red-river-style.html' title='BLOODS &amp; CRIPS - RED RIVER STYLE'/><author><name>RichC</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/16355430080117950127</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='https://img1.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/" url="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh_ZoRhuXa6gRW_gpJedE2iGFVtoCI9KtLBA7HmcXX3N69lhDqq_Su4QclwbVdYxVCE5BuXe1n-QlnpUQsHARxoq2k7I3qFDRT_xWHpI02S9tWv5MvNUJlwqUPnpfpq3eKqxFp_cQnOoNYr/s72-c/red-river-rivalry.jpg" height="72" width="72"/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8859261657385043768.post-846431186669635199</id><published>2011-08-04T23:25:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2011-08-04T23:25:18.073-05:00</updated><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="Politics"/><title type='text'>A MAYOR WALKS INTO A BAR...</title><summary type="text">Here&#39;s a little tale out of Sheboygan, Wisconsin.



Sheboygan. Already&amp;nbsp;near the top of&amp;nbsp;the list of my all-time favorite names for a town.

The mayor of Sheboygan, Bob Ryan, got himself into a little....um....trouble recently. No, he didn&#39;t misappropriate the city&#39;s funds or anything like that, but he did go on a weekend bender where he got into a fight and passed out in a bar.

Mayor </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://proctologistfoundyourhead.blogspot.com/feeds/846431186669635199/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://proctologistfoundyourhead.blogspot.com/2011/08/mayor-walks-into-bar.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8859261657385043768/posts/default/846431186669635199'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8859261657385043768/posts/default/846431186669635199'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://proctologistfoundyourhead.blogspot.com/2011/08/mayor-walks-into-bar.html' title='A MAYOR WALKS INTO A BAR...'/><author><name>RichC</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/16355430080117950127</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='https://img1.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/" url="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi1txFRs4a_asQqkWq5P0C1ubLB9IOtb2T7fQ5G2W-0cOWnpfKO-cTsFsTt2irqxOOEhCRH4t9dq6uRYn4YiKzoLlry6rxlv8jJHkR1kLh-hI_r-bYlucOU8GqykcECW-9mS9kQKyyld1n4/s72-c/sheboygan.jpg" height="72" width="72"/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8859261657385043768.post-4399454190999545727</id><published>2011-08-01T12:34:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2011-08-01T12:34:18.678-05:00</updated><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="Funny"/><title type='text'>SNORE POLICE</title><summary type="text">The Crowne Plaza hotel chain has decided to take the bull by the horns in the ever increasing&amp;nbsp;fight against.....




......SNORING.





This hotel chain&amp;nbsp;will have certain floors of their hotels dedicated to solving the problem light sleepers have with people who snore. These floors will be deemed, &quot;quiet zones&quot;&amp;nbsp;with some rooms&amp;nbsp;designed to be&amp;nbsp;&quot;snore absorption&quot; rooms. </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://proctologistfoundyourhead.blogspot.com/feeds/4399454190999545727/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://proctologistfoundyourhead.blogspot.com/2011/08/snore-police.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8859261657385043768/posts/default/4399454190999545727'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8859261657385043768/posts/default/4399454190999545727'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://proctologistfoundyourhead.blogspot.com/2011/08/snore-police.html' title='SNORE POLICE'/><author><name>RichC</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/16355430080117950127</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='https://img1.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/" url="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjN0-AwRiIbaC5nfSzp6WT8j_x6cHOizCR95HJmjFpmrx93kg0n6bQswxWwJpXRVLYqK-9TGh6lN56UFTcTTAIEYdxNqV1Wjj1PBbXd-5zTthypNI1A6qWwm09CjxZdW7QQ2AvfwqGCgTyc/s72-c/snoring.jpg" height="72" width="72"/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8859261657385043768.post-3358306273530991107</id><published>2011-07-28T18:14:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2011-07-28T18:14:40.375-05:00</updated><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="What Are They Thinking"/><title type='text'>HAVE YOU SEEN MY VODKA?</title><summary type="text">Proof that evolution (if you believe in that) has run it&#39;s course and if anything, is beginning&amp;nbsp;a serious&amp;nbsp;regression.


This is called &quot;eyeballing vodka&quot;. A very disturbing trend that seems to be sweeping college campuses. Those who do this (pour shots of vodka into their eyeball) say it gets you drunk faster, almost instantly. They believe that by pouring the vodka into your eye, the </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://proctologistfoundyourhead.blogspot.com/feeds/3358306273530991107/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://proctologistfoundyourhead.blogspot.com/2011/07/have-you-seen-my-vodka.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8859261657385043768/posts/default/3358306273530991107'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8859261657385043768/posts/default/3358306273530991107'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://proctologistfoundyourhead.blogspot.com/2011/07/have-you-seen-my-vodka.html' title='HAVE YOU SEEN MY VODKA?'/><author><name>RichC</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/16355430080117950127</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='https://img1.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/" url="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgfhFDYAzI_W2KOFvS35E80QxIFyo2Mttpd1kxiU3B8U8dYIuEBDzjMkNsa4udA0cB5r6XQnziXqEINOCGUy1O6vl_qBxmk43291sF8BXQ8jgU0VcUai8WlyGt_KfOL5F1JnwN0vZeDnLbI/s72-c/eyeballing+vodka.jpg" height="72" width="72"/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8859261657385043768.post-1905457865853940141</id><published>2011-07-25T10:59:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2011-07-25T10:59:57.859-05:00</updated><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="Animals"/><title type='text'>NESSIE VISITS ALASKA?</title><summary type="text">

That&#39;s supposedly Alaska&#39;s version of the Loch Ness Monster. This picture is taken by some local Alaskan fisherman in 2009. In fact, that&#39;s actually a still shot&amp;nbsp;from video footage they took of this &quot;monster&quot;. And it raises this very important question........

What the hell is the deal with all the grainy, out of focus pictures of all these so-called monsters? Have you ever seen a picture</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://proctologistfoundyourhead.blogspot.com/feeds/1905457865853940141/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://proctologistfoundyourhead.blogspot.com/2011/07/nessie-visits-alaska.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8859261657385043768/posts/default/1905457865853940141'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8859261657385043768/posts/default/1905457865853940141'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://proctologistfoundyourhead.blogspot.com/2011/07/nessie-visits-alaska.html' title='NESSIE VISITS ALASKA?'/><author><name>RichC</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/16355430080117950127</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='https://img1.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/" url="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgzTMJytrs7o3zh9ZtsggUcDoZSorbzK2BoNGzb4FUdg52T6phi1MixiMkWI4bJUBOMn6-XI0af6HcVQl7ydn3mUwamD7zgqsGoe3F3c7sfZkE5kkWuLnmFYP9vmSmwxX7dJY1nIwYwBAAs/s72-c/monster.png" height="72" width="72"/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8859261657385043768.post-7958051740322797931</id><published>2011-07-21T20:03:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2011-07-21T20:03:08.698-05:00</updated><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="Weather"/><title type='text'>THE HEAT IS ON...SORTA</title><summary type="text">

The heat wave that is gripping much of the midwest, and has the media in a frenzy, begins moving to the east coast and all hell is breaking loose. A story on msnbc.com is reporting that the mercury reached 91 blistering degrees in New York City. From that article, 

&quot;Through the rest of this week and into the weekend at least 15 states starting from the Southern Plains and Midwest and much of </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://proctologistfoundyourhead.blogspot.com/feeds/7958051740322797931/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://proctologistfoundyourhead.blogspot.com/2011/07/heat-is-onsorta.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8859261657385043768/posts/default/7958051740322797931'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8859261657385043768/posts/default/7958051740322797931'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://proctologistfoundyourhead.blogspot.com/2011/07/heat-is-onsorta.html' title='THE HEAT IS ON...SORTA'/><author><name>RichC</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/16355430080117950127</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='https://img1.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/" url="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhNN0WwRrSbceqX8Z7TjrJrSpwNkfxMIXbK7L9ybkfNvFZojEivT3ig-u6PbLBLy5xntaDg-imAHAq3hHK9LN2ZZMoXSjSgu6xi6cIeCZ_tvWXPLyFND39A_e7h0WdB8YTrrqqUywmYo680/s72-c/heat-wave.png" height="72" width="72"/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8859261657385043768.post-7607893567480108682</id><published>2011-07-21T15:45:00.001-05:00</published><updated>2011-07-21T15:47:08.345-05:00</updated><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="Fashion"/><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="Sports"/><title type='text'>FASHION DISASTER</title><summary type="text">I don&#39;t know how many reading this&amp;nbsp;have ever been to a fashion show, but I&#39;m sure almost everyone has seen it on TV or the wide world web. You know what I&#39;m talking about, the skeletons with skin skinny, string bean models walking down the runway showing off these exotic designer clothes. A lot of times it&#39;s some ridiculous outfit that you never ever see in public and you wonder 1) why would</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://proctologistfoundyourhead.blogspot.com/feeds/7607893567480108682/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://proctologistfoundyourhead.blogspot.com/2011/07/fashion-disaster.html#comment-form' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8859261657385043768/posts/default/7607893567480108682'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8859261657385043768/posts/default/7607893567480108682'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://proctologistfoundyourhead.blogspot.com/2011/07/fashion-disaster.html' title='FASHION DISASTER'/><author><name>RichC</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/16355430080117950127</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='https://img1.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/" url="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjb4vrsgGMxuaEaTB0klRPkID-T_w3-w4LxtL5CfZdb8JhY9TcW2unXYvsH9ovROw4CHD4MHze43QOBFeoy78wflCYYlv2agdCn12YhUcGLFx8skAdl-7NClkmCvEVPbivvxPMAbUma6gI7/s72-c/fashion1.jpg" height="72" width="72"/><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8859261657385043768.post-3249109739741082648</id><published>2011-07-18T09:55:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2011-07-18T09:55:25.531-05:00</updated><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="Crime"/><title type='text'>LEMONADE, THAT COOL REFRESHING DRINK</title><summary type="text">BULLETIN: Kid criminals are on the rise. It&#39;s a phenomenon that is sweeping the nation. Officials claim the criminals they catch&amp;nbsp;are getting younger and younger. And it&#39;s not just in the big cities, it&#39;s spreading to rural America like a wildfire. We go now to the tiny town of Midway, GA where we have police chief Kelly Morningstar on the scene.

Morningstar: We couldn&#39;t believe what we were</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://proctologistfoundyourhead.blogspot.com/feeds/3249109739741082648/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://proctologistfoundyourhead.blogspot.com/2011/07/lemonade-that-cool-refreshing-drink.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8859261657385043768/posts/default/3249109739741082648'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8859261657385043768/posts/default/3249109739741082648'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://proctologistfoundyourhead.blogspot.com/2011/07/lemonade-that-cool-refreshing-drink.html' title='LEMONADE, THAT COOL REFRESHING DRINK'/><author><name>RichC</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/16355430080117950127</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='https://img1.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/" url="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiRiyqv7x7dw07n31ATWrFZyyYPusUqQcCZ1NxNguausL2XmUHVsUZ6_dYRqDpsSy1oetBOJV5_UDD_9539T8M88179jNHzMjM1X7u_OJVCSURBTZ0zr2okSeLjGdX_YG0a8VI8V3t4bcMs/s72-c/lemonade-Stand.jpg" height="72" width="72"/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8859261657385043768.post-612080484086920625</id><published>2011-07-14T16:59:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2011-07-14T16:59:37.865-05:00</updated><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="What Are They Thinking"/><title type='text'>PLANK GOODNESS</title><summary type="text">When I was a kid, before the age of video games (hey, it wasn&#39;t that long ago), you had to go outside and play. Stay in the house all day? Nope, not gonna happen. So to pass the time on those long, hot, summer days, we had to get creative and come up with things to do.

We would play a lot of sports for the most part, football, basketball, kickball and the like, but we made some up too. Some </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://proctologistfoundyourhead.blogspot.com/feeds/612080484086920625/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://proctologistfoundyourhead.blogspot.com/2011/07/plank-goodness.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8859261657385043768/posts/default/612080484086920625'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8859261657385043768/posts/default/612080484086920625'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://proctologistfoundyourhead.blogspot.com/2011/07/plank-goodness.html' title='PLANK GOODNESS'/><author><name>RichC</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/16355430080117950127</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='https://img1.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/" url="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiFsqiZv3VaFpEHI_u4Tndlo_jBMiGWzWU0sKJaavmWWMMRdk51lDH65drFg6RfB01TZK9nidldCpTj9cBiEg_mh8Sq8q4q_O3dyw_Tqypvp4NqfXTjJAJe9L2-1Ns4vIYqXxyYrzaSt-Aa/s72-c/plank.jpg" height="72" width="72"/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8859261657385043768.post-4300257286455982983</id><published>2011-07-11T10:00:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2011-07-11T10:27:22.391-05:00</updated><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="Hot Topic"/><title type='text'>SMILE, YOU&#39;RE ON RED LIGHT CAMERA</title><summary type="text">

The red light cameras are back on here in the nation&#39;s 4th largest city. Yes, despite VOTERS shooting red light cameras down in last November&#39;s election, the city has turned them back on because a federal judge has ruled that VOTE to be invalid. Never mind what rights are being violated by having the damn things in the 1st place.

Now, there are some out there that don&#39;t mind government taking </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://proctologistfoundyourhead.blogspot.com/feeds/4300257286455982983/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://proctologistfoundyourhead.blogspot.com/2011/07/smile-youre-on-red-light-camera.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8859261657385043768/posts/default/4300257286455982983'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8859261657385043768/posts/default/4300257286455982983'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://proctologistfoundyourhead.blogspot.com/2011/07/smile-youre-on-red-light-camera.html' title='SMILE, YOU&#39;RE ON RED LIGHT CAMERA'/><author><name>RichC</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/16355430080117950127</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='https://img1.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/" url="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhxByp8YLyYlxL5X2-p8Syu5dhk9c9VOH8yd5kK2m7JKG_cmGN1AZj51nCg_vbNwzHsgJkDPexJ9vQmllyXcShVhr7C6OKWKgesehWuvtcnzxn90YEv0fRr_WKvNKazzRwZX0QFmJpcqemJ/s72-c/Red_Light_Camera.jpg" height="72" width="72"/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry></feed>