You're Welcome is Mel Buttle and Patience Hodgson's advice corner, ask us anything, we love to solve your problems. Mel Buttle & Patience Hodgson © Mel Buttle & Patience Hodgson en-us You're Welcome, your welcome, advice, advice corner, help, questions, the grates, podcast, mel buttle, buttel, mel, melinda, pae, patience hodgson, comedy, girl, the minutes, minutes http://theminutespodcast.tumblr.com/ask You're Welcome is Mel Buttle and Patience Hodgson's advice corner, ask us anything, we love to solve your problems. You're Welcome is Mel Buttle and Patience Hodgson's advice corner, ask us anything, we love to solve your problems. Mel Buttle & Patience Hodgson john@thegrates.com 18, out of the closet but in trouble with the folks! They just aren't convinced I'm actually gay. Who are we gonna call? Terry Hodgson. Advice from an actual parent, you're welcome. Mel has insanely itchy legs that can keep her awake at night. What weird and magical cures does Patience have? I *think* I have a GF, but how will I know for sure? I'm a singer songwriter who wants to go to the next level. Advice please Patience (and Mel). Ladies, I've just got braces, they bloody hurt and I've overdosed on jelly. Please list me off some soft foods. I'm in grade 12 and am scared of being with the guy I like, plus, who do I take to the formal? 26, intelligent and bored in a secure part time job. I have bigger plans but these are not endorsed by my Mum. Life help please? Our first HAND WRITTEN LETTER, opened live on air... a question about something that comes out your rear end. Mel Buttle & Patience Hodgson 18, out of the closet but in trouble with the folks! They just aren't convinced I'm actually gay. Who are we gonna call? Terry Hodgson. Advice from an actual parent, you're welcome. Mel has insanely itchy legs that can keep her awake at night. What weird and magical cures does Patience have? I *think* I have a GF, but how will I know for sure? I'm a singer songwriter who wants to go to the next level. Advice please Patience (and Mel). Ladies, I've just got braces, they bloody hurt and I've overdosed on jelly. Please list me off some soft foods. I'm in grade 12 and am scared of being with the guy I like, plus, who do I take to the formal? 26, intelligent and bored in a secure part time job. I have bigger plans but these are not endorsed by my Mum. Life help please? Our first HAND WRITTEN LETTER, opened live on air... a question about something that comes out your rear end. http://traffic.libsyn.com/theminutes/Youre_Welcome_-_Episode_9.mp3 53:33 You're Welcome, your welcome, Advice Corner, Brisbane, Advice, Questions, Help, Mel Buttle, podcast, Mel Buttel, Patience Hodgson, Patience Grates, The Grates, The Minutes, Comedy Wed, 23 May 2012 07:00:00 GMT Yes <img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/YoureWelcomePod/~4/4va16JoinXY" height="1" width="1"/>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/YoureWelcomePod/~3/4va16JoinXY/Youre_Welcome_-_Episode_9.mp3http://traffic.libsyn.com/theminutes/Youre_Welcome_-_Episode_9.mp3 The elephant in the room. Could 'Board Game Bars' be a hit in Australia? I'm young, single and beginning IVF a.s.a.p. but my mother is chagrined. Is my band name rad or sad? I love a legit 'perfect' but already taken guy... should I move on or put the moves on? I'm a teenager, in Tasmania and I feel alone - help me ladies with some confidence tips please. Thank you for being a friend. Mel Buttle & Patience Hodgson The elephant in the room. Could 'Board Game Bars' be a hit in Australia? I'm young, single and beginning IVF a.s.a.p. but my mother is chagrined. Is my band name rad or sad? I love a legit 'perfect' but already taken guy... should I move on or put the moves on? I'm a teenager, in Tasmania and I feel alone - help me ladies with some confidence tips please. Thank you for being a friend. http://traffic.libsyn.com/theminutes/Youre_Welcome_-_Episode_8.mp3 33:29 You're Welcome, your welcome, Advice Corner, Brisbane, Advice, Questions, Help, Mel Buttle, podcast, Mel Buttel, Patience Hodgson, Patience Grates, The Grates, The Minutes, Comedy Wed, 9 May 2012 07:00:00 GMT Yes <img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/YoureWelcomePod/~4/WdUKbFja1hI" height="1" width="1"/>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/YoureWelcomePod/~3/WdUKbFja1hI/Youre_Welcome_-_Episode_8.mp3http://traffic.libsyn.com/theminutes/Youre_Welcome_-_Episode_8.mp3 Emotional manipulation OMG! My hairdresser hacked too hard and it's party season, help me restore my confidence. I need an injection of new slang words to impress peeps with. Sixteen and stressed out, ladies help me manage. I've been chosen to represent a whole country at an international debating competition but I've never debated! I think I have a Mrs. Eyeball situation on my hands but my parents are not happy. My 21 year old BFF is single and trying to get knocked up! I get hot under the collar when it comes to feet, how do I tell my new GF? Patience I love you and I'm having relationship problems, weird hey? Mel Buttle & Patience Hodgson Emotional manipulation OMG! My hairdresser hacked too hard and it's party season, help me restore my confidence. I need an injection of new slang words to impress peeps with. Sixteen and stressed out, ladies help me manage. I've been chosen to represent a whole country at an international debating competition but I've never debated! I think I have a Mrs. Eyeball situation on my hands but my parents are not happy. My 21 year old BFF is single and trying to get knocked up! I get hot under the collar when it comes to feet, how do I tell my new GF? Patience I love you and I'm having relationship problems, weird hey? http://traffic.libsyn.com/theminutes/Youre_Welcome_-_Episode_7.mp3 38:40 You're Welcome, your welcome, Advice Corner, Advice, Questions, Help, Mel Buttle, podcast, Mel Buttel, Patience Hodgson, Patience Grates, The Grates, The Minutes, Comedy Wed, 25 April 2012 07:00:00 GMT Yes <img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/YoureWelcomePod/~4/5v8Bf9eghwI" height="1" width="1"/>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/YoureWelcomePod/~3/5v8Bf9eghwI/Youre_Welcome_-_Episode_7.mp3http://traffic.libsyn.com/theminutes/Youre_Welcome_-_Episode_7.mp3 Is there a Doctor in the house? YES! Special guest Lindsay 'The Doctor' McDougall (ironically he's sick). Patience asks Lindsay for album writing advice. We help out a 16 year old slaving away in a fish n chip shop. Lindsay tells us about his first job! Ding dong, Seja Vogel drops by (again). What to you do when a friends BF wants to buy you gifts? I'm scared of prematurely becoming a cat lady. How do I avoid this? The gang debate 'the friends zone' - does it exist and more importantly how do you avoid it? Help! I live on an island full of revolting men. Do I leave or do I get more dogs? Mel Buttle & Patience Hodgson Is there a Doctor in the house? YES! Special guest Lindsay 'The Doctor' McDougall (ironically he's sick). Patience asks Lindsay for album writing advice. We help out a 16 year old slaving away in a fish n chip shop. Lindsay tells us about his first job! Ding dong, Seja Vogel drops by (again). What to you do when a friends BF wants to buy you gifts? I'm scared of prematurely becoming a cat lady. How do I avoid this? The gang debate 'the friends zone' - does it exist and more importantly how do you avoid it? Help! I live on an island full of revolting men. Do I leave or do I get more dogs? http://traffic.libsyn.com/theminutes/Youre_Welcome_-_Episode_6.mp3 40:30 You're Welcome, your welcome, Advice Corner, Advice, Questions, Help, Mel Buttle, podcast, Mel Buttel, Patience Hodgson, Patience Grates, The Grates, The Minutes, Comedy, Triple J, Lindsay Mcdougall, The Doctor, jjj Wed, 11 April 2012 07:00:00 GMT Yes <img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/YoureWelcomePod/~4/E9leFCuZ6E4" height="1" width="1"/>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/YoureWelcomePod/~3/E9leFCuZ6E4/Youre_Welcome_-_Episode_6.mp3http://traffic.libsyn.com/theminutes/Youre_Welcome_-_Episode_6.mp3 Mel gets advice on lentil cookery from Patience. Special guest Comedian Josh Earl! What should we call our indie, semi-acoustic punk band? Girls always break up with me because I’m too nice, what should I do? I don’t have much money, how can I party with limited funds? Who are our favourite characters from 30 Rock and Parks and Recreation? Patience puts an ‘S’ on everything. Is stealing toilet paper wrong? How should I deal with my sunburnt feet? Question of The Week! My prison penpal won’t write back to me, what should I do? Mel Buttle & Patience Hodgson Mel gets advice on lentil cookery from Patience. Special guest Comedian Josh Earl! What should we call our indie, semi-acoustic punk band? Girls always break up with me because I’m too nice, what should I do? I don’t have much money, how can I party with limited funds? Who are our favourite characters from 30 Rock and Parks and Recreation? Patience puts an ‘S’ on everything. Is stealing toilet paper wrong? How should I deal with my sunburnt feet? Question of The Week! My prison penpal won’t write back to me, what should I do? http://traffic.libsyn.com/theminutes/Youre_Welcome_-_Episode_5.mp3 34:23 You're Welcome, your welcome, Advice Corner, Advice, Questions, Help, Mel Buttle, podcast, Mel Buttel, Patience Hodgson, Patience Grates, The Grates, The Minutes, Comedy, Josh Earl Wed, 28 March 2012 07:00:00 GMT Yes <img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/YoureWelcomePod/~4/UPR3zdllyhc" height="1" width="1"/>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/YoureWelcomePod/~3/UPR3zdllyhc/Youre_Welcome_-_Episode_5.mp3http://traffic.libsyn.com/theminutes/Youre_Welcome_-_Episode_5.mp3 Tom Ballard from Triple J is our special guest! Could you be a good fag hag? I don’t want to go to university, what do I tell my parents? Question of The Week! Did I go to far when I urinated in a girl’s hat at Fall’s Festival? What names did we get called by bullies? Who are our sponsors? I’m tall, is it ok for me to hit the dance floor at concerts? How do you make conversation with famous people? How will we celebrate the 1-year anniversary of The Minutes Podcast? Salt and Pepper, which spice goes in which shaker? Mel Buttle & Patience Hodgson Tom Ballard from Triple J is our special guest! Could you be a good fag hag? I don’t want to go to university, what do I tell my parents? Question of The Week! Did I go to far when I urinated in a girl’s hat at Fall’s Festival? What names did we get called by bullies? Who are our sponsors? I’m tall, is it ok for me to hit the dance floor at concerts? How do you make conversation with famous people? How will we celebrate the 1-year anniversary of The Minutes Podcast? Salt and Pepper, which spice goes in which shaker? http://traffic.libsyn.com/theminutes/Youre_Welcome_-_Episode_4.mp3 34:10 You're Welcome, your welcome, Advice Corner, Advice, Questions, Help, Mel Buttle, podcast, Mel Buttel, Patience Hodgson, Patience Grates, The Grates, The Minutes, Comedy, Tom Ballard, triple j, Tom and Alex Wed, 14 March 2012 07:00:00 GMT Yes <img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/YoureWelcomePod/~4/9VwofJruddY" height="1" width="1"/>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/YoureWelcomePod/~3/9VwofJruddY/Youre_Welcome_-_Episode_4.mp3http://traffic.libsyn.com/theminutes/Youre_Welcome_-_Episode_4.mp3 John Patterson from The Grates asks us how to deal with telemarketers. We give advice on how to audition for drag roles in musicals. Asking strangers out, how to remove the creep factor. Patience and Mel have both been asked out by Americans. Smoothie tips for rookie blender owners. How not to be a Nigel no mates on the first day of uni. Question of the week! I’m a fitness instructor should I let a guy I like come to watch me teach body pump? Cool restaurants? Yeah we know some. Name that car. We don’t know anything about Kombi Vans. We talk about movies we heart. Mel Buttle & Patience Hodgson John Patterson from The Grates asks us how to deal with telemarketers. We give advice on how to audition for drag roles in musicals. Asking strangers out, how to remove the creep factor. Patience and Mel have both been asked out by Americans. Smoothie tips for rookie blender owners. How not to be a Nigel no mates on the first day of uni. Question of the week! I’m a fitness instructor should I let a guy I like come to watch me teach body pump? Cool restaurants? Yeah we know some. Name that car. We don’t know anything about Kombi Vans. We talk about movies we heart. http://traffic.libsyn.com/theminutes/Youre_Welcome_-_Episode_3.mp3 26:44 You're Welcome, your welcome, Advice Corner, Advice, Questions, Help, Mel Buttle, podcast, Mel Buttel, Patience Hodgson, Patience Grates, The Grates, The Minutes, Comedy Wed, 29 February 2012 07:00:00 GMT Yes <img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/YoureWelcomePod/~4/WJ8K6SH3GB8" height="1" width="1"/>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/YoureWelcomePod/~3/WJ8K6SH3GB8/Youre_Welcome_-_Episode_3.mp3http://traffic.libsyn.com/theminutes/Youre_Welcome_-_Episode_3.mp3 Qantas Club etiquette. We invent the faux blow to solve any problem. Where should I go on my around the world trip, packing tips? Who would we go gay for? Money saving tips for people who’ve recently left home. Someone I like has become single, when and how should I make my move? How can I inspire myself to eat well and exercise? Someone bought me a Christmas present but I didn’t get them one what should I do? Mel Buttle & Patience Hodgson Qantas Club etiquette. We invent the faux blow to solve any problem. Where should I go on my around the world trip, packing tips? Who would we go gay for? Money saving tips for people who’ve recently left home. Someone I like has become single, when and how should I make my move? How can I inspire myself to eat well and exercise? Someone bought me a Christmas present but I didn’t get them one what should I do? http://traffic.libsyn.com/theminutes/Youre_Welcome_-_Episode_2.mp3 40:13 You're Welcome, your welcome, Advice Corner, Advice, Questions, Help, Mel Buttle, podcast, Mel Buttel, Patience Hodgson, Patience Grates, The Grates, The Minutes, Comedy Wed, 15 February 2012 07:00:00 GMT Yes <img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/YoureWelcomePod/~4/FupHjjwD_CM" height="1" width="1"/>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/YoureWelcomePod/~3/FupHjjwD_CM/Youre_Welcome_-_Episode_2.mp3http://traffic.libsyn.com/theminutes/Youre_Welcome_-_Episode_2.mp3 Should you follow back on twitter? How do you tell someone you want to pash them? Can you over coddle a dog? Should I work for the government or stay at uni? I don't want to be an introvert how can I change? A guy asked for my number but hasn't called? Advanced Twistie Management. Tickling, rad or bad? Burnt out teacher seeks new career. Mel Buttle & Patience Hodgson Should you follow back on twitter? How do you tell someone you want to pash them? Can you over coddle a dog? Should I work for the government or stay at uni? I don't want to be an introvert how can I change? A guy asked for my number but hasn't called? Advanced Twistie Management. Tickling, rad or bad? Burnt out teacher seeks new career. http://traffic.libsyn.com/theminutes/Youre_Welcome_-_Episode_1.mp3 35:53 You're Welcome, your welcome, Advice Corner, Advice, Questions, Help, Mel Buttle, podcast, Mel Buttel, Patience Hodgson, Patience Grates, The Grates, The Minutes, Comedy Tue, 31 January 2012 07:00:00 GMT Yes <img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/YoureWelcomePod/~4/pZkPMdSjax0" height="1" width="1"/>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/YoureWelcomePod/~3/pZkPMdSjax0/Youre_Welcome_-_Episode_1.mp3http://traffic.libsyn.com/theminutes/Youre_Welcome_-_Episode_1.mp3