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How To Make Your Facebook Page Look Cool

noreply@blogger.com (Yuppiegurl) — Mon, 13 Sep 2010 04:14:00 +0000

Looking to make your facebook cool? Here is how to.

1. Add cool funny status messages
2. Upload your favorite music videos
3. Add some uniqueness to you wall
4. Add interesting articles for your readers
5. Add cool emoticons to your status updates
6. Take lots of cool photos of you and your friends
7. Add your photos to bilboards (PHOTOSHOP)
8. Join cool groups
9. Like everything that is cool
10. Add pics of your pets
11. Add cool videos
12. Post inspirational quotes on love, frindship etc
13. Add fashion articles, weired news, Celebrity news, recipes
14. Add do-it-yourself videos
15. Add links about food, wine etc.
16. Be bold, shock your audience (in a non offensive way)
17. Try out facebook apps
18. Post a link to what you are watching
19. Do a poll as your status (ask your friends questions)
20. Updates are a must
21. Make photo albums of cool stuff (Michael Jackson album, fashion pics, hairstyles, cool gagets, antique cars, summer etc.)
22. Add your favorite artists
23. Add lots of friends and be safe
24. Add funny videos (must have a sense of humor)
25. Most of all have fun and be yourself (let your personality be your autograph)
26. Add a link to my blog :)

Funny Facebook Status

noreply@blogger.com (Yuppiegurl) — Mon, 13 Sep 2010 03:09:00 +0000

1. Oh, the fat on my belly? Well that's just the protective covering for my rock hard abs.
2. The more you talk the more I realize why birth control was invented.
3. When life deals you a lemon... squeeze it in someones eye! You'll feel much better!!
4. Rather than cry me a river, I'd prefer you drown in one.
4. When life has got you down and you can't take any more you can away go to McDonalds and buy a Happy Meal.
5. thinks some people should pull their bottom lip up over their head and swallow :)
6. told her teddy bear all of her deep dark secrets. I miss him. Poor teddy, he knew too much.
7. I'm in shape. The last time i checked round is a shape.
8. Some say the glass is half empty, others say half full. I say are you gonna drink that?
9. Why wash dishes when you have dogs to lick them clean?
10. Remember, never do anything you'd hate to have to explain to Judge Judy.
11. says next time yourr parents give u sh*t 4 lying say 3 things, santa clause, easter bunny and tooth fairy.
12. wonders why eleven isn't just onety-one?
13. We're still friends after all this time and that just proves one thing! Our standards haven't gotten ANY higher!
14. My parents say I spend too much time on Facebook and should go outside. THANK GOD FOR LAPTOPS AND WIFI
15. I did have a wonderful life, before some stupid person told me about Facebook.
16. Keep sending me farmville requests and I will sacrifice your goats and burn down your barn!
17. Facebook: Airing out peoples dirty laundry since 2004.
18. The cops sent me a photo of my car running a red light. So to be fair, I sent them a photo of my check.
19. Husband and wife go past a field of sheep, goats, and pigs, the husband asks sarcastically, "Relatives of yours?" "Yep," the wife replied, "in-laws"
20. Don't let your mind wander, it's far too small to be let out on its own.

Cool Facebook Status

noreply@blogger.com (Yuppiegurl) — Mon, 13 Sep 2010 03:04:00 +0000

1. I have a new theory on life...what other people think of me is truly none of my business!
2. is worried...I heard that nobody is perfect and now I am afraid that I don't exist!!!
3. says.. I'm not mean by nature, just PROVOKED!
4. I'm not mean, I just say what everyone else is thinking but are too afraid to say it themselves :)
5. ~~~Oooo What should I wear today halo and wings or horns and tail Mmmmmmm decisions decisions~~~
6. I don't have an attitude problem, you have a problem with my attitude. That's your problem, not mine.
7. There's something about a bad boy that makes a good girl smile!!!
8. needs a warning label, but can't figure out what it should say. Please leave your suggestions below.
9. says when I'm good I'm really good, but when I'm bad I'm sensational
10. wonders what would you do if you were stuck in a lift with me for an hour!? Could this be a good/bad situation!? :)
11. This reading by smile you make to wanted I and person nice really a are you. Confused? NOW READ IT BACKWARDS.
12. I am allergic to normal!
13. is wondering if you saw me handcuffed in the back of a police car what would do you think I would have done to get there (please answer below)
14. I don't like fighting, so i sit quietly and let you think you are right. :)
15. asks why is it that when you transport something by car, it's called a shipment, but when you transport something by ship, it's called cargo?
16. we say what we want to say, and we mean the best, but people still hear what they want to hear, and disregard the rest ...
17. Fight for the things you love, and love the things worth fighting for.
18. has SOOOO many things to do today...housework...errands...shopping...Oooooooh look Facebook!
19. Has decided that Facebook now comes under the housework category.
20. If Facebook would have been our school: Quizzes, exams, uploading photos, videos, updating status our assignments, then we all would have been merit students. ;-}
21. Thank you Facebook, I can now farm without going outside, cook without being in my kitchen, feed fish I don't have & waste an entire day without having a life.
22. I have returned to my real life and will be gone from Facebook until I'm bored again. See you in an hour!
23. is on Facebook like it's my JOB!
24. if you open the laptop, immediately type in facebook.com, with no intention on going there in the first place--does that count as an addiction? o.O
25. is doing housework so far I've wiped the dust of the comp ooooohhhhhhhhhhh look Facebook.
26. Facebook - the procrastination destination!

Cool Things To Put On Facebook

noreply@blogger.com (Yuppiegurl) — Mon, 13 Sep 2010 02:15:00 +0000

Cool Things To Put On Facebook

1. Add cool funny status messages
2. Upload your favorite music videos
3. Make the page YOU
4. Add interesting articles for your readers
5. Add cool emoticons to your status updates
6. Take lots of cool photos of you and your friends
7. Add your photos to bilboards (PHOTOSHOP)
8. Join cool groups
9. Like everything that is cool
10. Add pics of your pets
11. Add cool videos
12. Post inspirational quotes on love, frindship etc
13. Add fashion articles, weired news, Celebrity news, recipes
14. Add do-it-yourself videos
15. Add links about food, wine etc.
16. Be bold, shock your audience (in a non offensive way)
17. Try out facebook apps
18. Post a link to what you are watching
19. Do a poll on your status (ask your friends questions)
20. Updates are a must
21. Make photo albums of cool stuff (Michael Jackson album, fashion pics, hairstyles, cool gagets, antique cars, summer etc.)
22. Add your favorite artise
23. Add lots of friends and be safe
24. Add funny videos (must have a sense of humor)
25. Most of all have fun and be yourself (let your personality be your autograph)
26. Add a link to my blog :)

7 Things You Should Never Post on Facebook

noreply@blogger.com (Yuppiegurl) — Tue, 12 Feb 2008 16:34:00 +0000

We've all seen them. Facebook statuses informing the world that "I got so wasted last night", or "My principle is the biggest loser on the planet", or, my favourite, "I am on the toilet". So many people tend to go too far in sharing their lives online and don't remember the very real consequences that can occur. Here is a list of seven things you should never put on Facebook.

Contact details

Put up your hands everyone who stands in the middle of a shopping centre and shouts out their name, home address and telephone number. No one? Well why then do people persist in putting these details on the internet for the entire world to see? And then they wonder how some crazy stalker is able to track them down...

Photos of their (or other people's) children

Okay, maybe I'm sounding slightly paranoid here, but with the amount of child molesters in the world, and especially on the internet, you can't be too careful. So you put a picture of your child on your Facebook profile for relatives in England to see how big they've grown, it is not always just family and friends who want to look at those pictures. Rather try using e-mail to send the pics to only certain people, or even the good old fashioned snail mail.

Photos of you that you wouldn't want to show your dad

It's great to be able to have a fantastic party, and understandable that you want to memorialise it, but remember that anything you place on the internet is there forever. Today you may laugh at the photos of you passed out after a hard night's partying, but twenty years down the line when you are the pastor of a church or a school principle, you may not want those pics to be made public.

Also, even though you don't see anything wrong with the pictures you or a friend posts, doesn't mean a prospective employer won't. Employers have been know to check the Facebook pages of candidates for a job, and may decide not to hire you purely because of the way you portray yourself online.

Conversations

Some conversations are private. You may be talking about things you or the person you are talking to don't want to be made public. Mistakenly letting the conversation go public could lead to the airing of some personal secrets that can ruin relationships (e.g. "I heard you're pregnant! Congratulations!").

You could be having a random conversation about something only the two of you could possibly care about. You may even be peppering the conversation with private "in-jokes" that no one else even understands. Here's a hint: nobody want's to see this filling up their newsfeed, we don't care if Superman could beat Mr. Fantastic, or what your all-time favourite sandwich was.

Social plans

Many people announce that they plan on going to "so-and so's birthday party", or that they are throwing their own party. Unless you are very choosy and only have a handful of Facebook friends, it is unlikely that everyone who can see the posts about your plans will be going to the party. It also may not just be your Facebook friends who see this, other people going to the party may post it on their wall, there for even more to see. While many people wont care about not being invited, others can feel hurt and left out.

Relationship status

There is a story of a couple who seconds after the priest had pronounced them married, whipped out their phones and updated their relationship status on Facebook to "married". In this case the couple had already planned the update, and had let their family and friends know what they were doing. Sometimes however, these updates can come as a big shock to the people who really should be told in person.

First of all, it is really cowardly to break up with someone by simply changing your Facebook status to "single" without saying anything to your partner first. Other things like changing your status to "engaged" without first telling your parents and close family may lead to a few fights and hurt feelings. I'm not saying you shouldn't post your relationship status, just that you might want to think before changing it.

Corpses

Finally, as some medical students in America discovered, it is not the most tasteful thing to post pictures of you and the body you are dissecting, especially if relatives of the person who donated the body stumble upon them. http://blog.afridesign.com

Cool Facebook Emoticons Smileys

noreply@blogger.com (Yuppiegurl) — Wed, 04 Jul 2007 18:09:00 +0000

Facebook symbols for status - Copy and paste to status.

❤ ❥ ●▂● .. ●︿● .. ●ω● .. ●﹏● .. ●▽● .. ●△● ٩(●̮̮̃•̃)۶ ٩(-̮̮̃-̃)۶ ٩(͡๏̯͡๏)۶ ٩(-̮̮̃•̃)۶ ٩(×̯×)۶ ¯\(°_o)/¯

ب_ب ◕ ‿ ◕ ✿◕‿◕✿ ❀◕‿◕❀ ❁◕‿◕❁ ✾◕‿◕✾ ♥‿♥ <º))))>< • ♫♫♫*♥*♫♫♫• * ✿♥‿♥✿

How to Stop Annoying Your Friends With FarmVille

noreply@blogger.com (Yuppiegurl) — Fri, 29 Jun 2007 18:45:00 +0000

Are you tired of the FarmVille notifications that bother all your friends. It is like you are always playing FarmVille during the whole day (even if you don't) and it can be the most annoying thing for people who doesn't play FarmVille, so they will block your notifications or even delete you as a friend.

So there's no reason to freak out, there's an easy way to FarmVille notifications from your account. It will require some time but once you got it, it is done:

1. Don't accept the offer from FarmVille to allow automatic acceptance of notifications: this is like saying to FarmVille, go and bother all my friends who don't play FarmVille.

2. Create a Facebook list: you can create a Facebook list just with your friends that play FarmVille.

3. Send notifications just to your FarmVille friends: once you get a Facebook list with all your neighbors from FarmVille, when FarmVille asks you if you want to share something say yes, later click on the lock next to the "Publish" button to choose which friends you want to send the notification.

4. Choose your Facebook's list (created before): After clicking the lock, choose "Specific People" and then start writing the name of the Facebook list you created. Once it appears, accept those settings and click "Publish"

With this trick you will stop annoying friends that you know don't have FarmVille, also you will be sure you are contacting only specific people that you know they will visit your farm later or return the gifts. http://www.farmvillehowto.info

WANTED ANYA HINDMARCH "I'M NOT A PLASTIC BAG" BAG

noreply@blogger.com (Yuppiegurl) — Wed, 27 Jun 2007 20:12:00 +0000

I swear this is the trendiest bag ever. I'm desperately looking for this Anya Hindmarch "I'm Not A Plastic Bag" bag i'm in love with. Can anyone please tell me where I can buy it? Please don't tell me eBay. My arm is lonely without this bag.

THE WORDERER

noreply@blogger.com (Yuppiegurl) — Wed, 27 Jun 2007 00:58:00 +0000

October 29, 2006
'THE NATIONAL ACADEMY OF RECORDING ARTS AND SCIENCES COMMITTEE HAS PLACED THE WORDERER ON THE OFFICIAL BALLOT FOR THE 2007 GRAMMY AWARDS.
CATEGORY 35:BEST RAP ALBUM'

In 1998 the Worderer relocated from Barbados to Brooklyn, New York to launch a full scale thrust towards propelling his music career to the highest level,and to date, he has appeared on countless cable access and live showcases, including those of Crosstown Records, the premier underground showcase in New York City and also the number one cable access show, The Ron Alexander Video Productions Show .

It is worth mentioning at this stage that despite the above credentials, soccer is actually his first passion and he is still playing with The Manhattan Kickers Football club in the New York Cosmopolitan Soccer League first division. The only team he has played with since arriving in the USA .He's an attacking mid-fielder.

Getting back to the music, his style doesn't fall into any particular category(hardcore,political etc.). Instead, he sees himself first and foremost as a person and then a rapper. He has always relished the challenge of creating diverse lyrical concepts and expressing himself emotionally in different ways. It's interesting to note that,for better or for worse, (He says so given how the powers that be in this industry seem to think) given his peculiar accent and flow,that no one has been able to present him with a sound-alike.

http://www.prweb.com/releases/2007/06/prweb533053.htm.

'The Journey' is now available at CDBaby.com and Amazon.com.

Favorite Italian joke

noreply@blogger.com (Yuppiegurl) — Mon, 25 Jun 2007 02:18:00 +0000

A bus stops and two obviously Italian-type men get on. They seat
themselves, and engage in animated conversation. The lady sitting behind
them ignores their conversation at first, but her attention is galvanized when she
hears one of the men say the following:
"Emma come first. Den I come. Two asses., they come together.
I come again. Two asses, they come together again. I pee twice. Then I
come once more."
"You foul-mouthed wop swine," retorted the lady indignantly. "In
this country, we don't talk about our sex lives in public!"
"Hey cool down lady," said the man. "I was only telling' my
friend here how to spell Mississippi."

I'M SO PROUD OF RIHANNA. GO RI RI GO!

noreply@blogger.com (Yuppiegurl) — Wed, 20 Jun 2007 19:06:00 +0000

I am so sick of the constant Criticism of Rihanna in Barbados. I am so proud of her and how far she has come. People, she is one of our own and this must stop right now.
Some may say she is lucky but it takes a whole lot more than luck to get to the stage she is at. It takes confidence, willpower and a lot of hard work which you refuse see because you only look with envious eyes. Rihanna has what the music industry is looking for.

These facts always remain the same

She is beautiful
She is famous
she is rich
She is talented
She has a wonderful personality
She is the world's sweetheart
She lives at top of the 100 billboard charts

Are you going to continue causing yourself pain whenever Rihanna receives another accomplishment?

These are the simple facts about Rihanna you cannot change, so it is time you accept it and move on from all the pettiness in this society and find what is your true calling in life. Rihanna has found hers now it time you find yours.

Discover who you are
Find that inner peace
Smile once in a while
Repeat the golden rule
Enjoy the things you like
Make yourself happy
Learn to love yourself
Be comfortable with who you are
Keep words like Love, sorry, forgiveness and compassion in your heart
Keep gossip, hatred and envy out
Make all your dreams come true
Become famous
Then tell me all about it

How would you feel if you were Rihanna coming back to Barbados to such negativity? No one is stopping you from making it in life, just the negative jealous attitudes of yours.

I'm so happy to see Rihanna speaking up on this issue. If you guys are so jealous right now, I can only imagine the outcome when she fulfills her other dream of becoming an actress or winning Oscars, Grammys or dating a famous person. What are you guys going to do,kill yourselves?

Go Rihanna! Keep breaking those dishes girl and continue to make us proud.

For more on Lil Miss Sunshine
http://www.Rihannavideotube.com