Kourtney is having a baby girl adding to their little family of 3.

Mason who is already 2, will be a big brother to the baby girl in the oven. Addition to the Kardashian/Jenner/Disick/Odom family.

And in true Kardashian form, Kourtney sat down with OK Magazine to confirm the news.

I don’t know whether to lol or smh at this.

Kourtney looks so cute pregnant. Even when she was pregnant with Mason, she looked fuller (obviously) but she didn’t over do it and she looked amazing!

The Disick/Kardashian clan recently went to Mexico. Kourtney was rockin’ a smokin’ green bikini and girlfriend was working that gut full of human.

And she had a bangin’ tan.

I wonder if baby girl Disick will have her first name start with an “M” and that will be Kourtney Scott’s tradition, as opposed to the whole “K” names.

I’m sure the rumors about her and Scott breaking up will continue until the Kardashian Khaos dies down. As long as they can still reproduce, make a clothing, sex tapes, sex-themed episodes, make perfumes, design handbags, question paternity, marry athletes, divorce douchebags, blog about bullying… I don’t care!

I love them Kardashians and will watch the 7th season of Keeping Up With The Kardashians when Mason and his sister jet set everywhere just as their parents did at one point!

Congrats, Kourtney!

Keep reproducing with Scott!

Girlfriend has been in the pokey for a couple of months and will be a free woman, kind of.

During her hearing a few weeks ago, the judge told her she needed to get a full-time job working 9-5. That taping for Teen Mom did not count as work.

Heffa reportedly made $280,000 last year. I’d say it’s pretty good work for being a high school drop out teen mom with legal issues.

MTV will have to bank on Teen Monster #2, Jenelle Evans to be a hot legal mess but not to the point where she can’t film.

Girlfriend’s got a weed habit to support.

Not cheap.

To make matters worse for Portwood the halfway house she applied to rejected her.

She’s definitely not in Hollywood, where drugged up reality stars get community service and an hour of jail time.

She’s going to have to keep looking because the judge still wants her at a halfway house. She has to be accepted into one where she will have to wear an electronic monitoring bracelet, which can only mean girlfriend is on house arrest.

She will be living with her grandparents and hopefully won’t turn their lives upside, as she has done with those around her.

Smh.

Luckily, Portwood’s baby daddy, Gary Shirley has managed to stay out of the spotlight for the sake of their daughter, Leah.

I hope that spending Christmas in jail away from her daughter has opened this girl’s eyes to make her see what her priority is and always will be.

She also better be paying child support to Gary and if she’s not, with the way things are going for her, she’ll probably get thrown back in jail.

MTV won’t sue her for breaking her contract because girlfriend is a mess and at least someone cut her some slack.

Because you KNOW she’d lose that case also with the way things are turning out.

The state of Indiana doesn’t give a hoot about reality stars and I love it!

Turns out Lamar Odom was not playing against the team he played 7 seasons with.

Odom took the rest of the week off due to a family emergency and of course, ride or die wifey Khloe went along with him.

We learned about the tumultuous relationship Lam Lam has with his father, recovering heroin addict Joe Odom, but it seems as though their relationship is improving.

Lam Lam used to brush off his father and Khloe tried to so hard to bring these 2 together, as we saw in the first season of Khloe & Lamar.

Joe Odom was perceived to be someone who only came around when he needed something, particularly money.

Lam Lam, and his bestie, Jamie, knew the kind of person Joe was and while he loves his father, he said on the show he wished it was more than that.

His father wasn’t a prominent figure in Lammy’s life, but Lammy’s mom Kathy passed away when he was 12. I think Khloe may have had an influence on Lamar and Joe’s relationship also.

Sad face about Lammy’s mom.

Seems as though Joe Odom is doing better though. This weekend is the NBA All -Star Weekend.

I hope Khloe and Lamar are well rested and that things are better.

I’m praying for ya!

Team Odom!

The episode picks up at the madness that’s going on at Karma. Someone decides to touch Jenni so Roger decides to stick him in the face.

The craziness gets out of hand and everyone decides to go home. At the house, Ron and Roger are having a bro moment together and are talking about how much Jenni complains, but at the end of the day he Roger loves Jenni.

Awwwwwww.

Snooki has Jionni over and she is wanting to get it on but Jionni is too wasted to know what’s going on. Snooki gets pissssseeeedddd.

She says she’s horny for him and he’s too wasted and it’s getting her frustrated. She calls him a sucky boyfriend during her drunken rant, but he at least tells her he’ll brush his teeth after he vomits.

How romantic.

Deena comes up with the idea they should all go fishing and everyone is on board, even though Sam doesn’t know what a dock is. They decide to fish for Sunday dinner and it goes differently than expected.

Jenni gets a few crabs and it scares her. Mike was sunbathing on the dock when Vinny put a crab on him and try to make the day go by faster.

It was windy but Team Meatballs decide to get a raft boat and decide to go rafting in knee deep water. The water is choppy but Deena is hell bent on trying to get out. While everyone is screaming “SHARP” to her she thoughts they said, “SHARK” and is screaming for dear life.

Snooki gets scared, Deena is frantically trying to get out. Meatballs overboard.

Deena tells Snooki her “eyelashes are floating in the Pacific” and their weave looks as ratchet as ever.

All the while, I’m LOLing so hard my cough starts up again.

Mike can’t handle Ron’s bowl movements. He believes that Ron clogs the toilets everyday and he is probably the one who messed up the toilets last summer.

Mike’s solution is to spray Axe for about 5 minutes.

Pauly’s busted stalker Vanessa is still on the prowl. Pauly is still scared for her life and is scared she will kidnap him, throw him in her basement, and make him DJ for her for life if she still comes around the Shore Store.

Even Danny is getting a little scared for Pauly so Jenni intervenes and talks to Vanessa. She makes her feel a little uncomfortable and then asks her if she has a boyfriend.

She’s always giving Pauly the death stare, hangs out wherever they go, always wears a Pauly D hat, and Jenni asks if this stalker has a boyfriend?

Vinny calls him and Snooki the “Ross and Rachel of the Jersey Shore” while they hang out and flirt a little bit.

Smh Snooki.

They dance and walk around the boardwalk. Naturally, Snooki is wasted. Vinny realizes that he is walking a fine line with Snooki but luckily Snooki doesn’t cheat on Jionni (again).

Lola makes a cameo appearance at Karma and everyone is having the time of their life. Even Mike and Snooki are getting along but that doesn’t last too long because next week the poop hits the fan between Mike and Snooki!

Do you think Mike is telling the truth about Snooki cheating on Jionni?

Watch Jersey Shore Thursdays 10/9c on MTV.

The universe tumbled into chaos. How? Sheldon’s Barber went to the hospital and unable to cut Sheldon’s hair at the appointed time.

The world will end, but maybe just for Sheldon. The world however did topple a little for Leonard. He taught Penny how to play chess. She moved her horsey (the knight) and asked, ‘Is that checkmate?’ Now mind you, this was her first time playing the game.

‘Give me a second.’

Face it Leonard. Penny just served you a can of whoop-ass. You got beat by the dumb blonde. You could almost hear Leonard’s brain s-n-a-p. He mumbled she got lucky. Uh, huh.

I’ll get back to Sheldon’s haircut but let’s talk about Howard’s space training at NASA. Think of it like Pee-Wee Herman up in space. Yeah, I don’t have much hope for Howard.

His survival training, he looked liked zombies attacked him via internet video conference he had with Bernadette. He said there was no water. No food. But he’s fine.

Howard asked Bernadette to send him fresh underwear (ew). More than once (double ew). It will be interesting to see if he makes all the stages of space training.

Back to Sheldon’s haircut dilemma…

He went to the hospital with the pair trimming scissors (slap forehead). Sheldon stood by his unconscious barber and asked him to cut his hair. A nurse walked in and called security. You’re right lady, Sheldon’s a nut job.

Succumbing to chaos Sheldon decided not to live by rules (Holy Toledo, Batman). He played bongos at 3am. Woke up both Penny and Leonard. His reasoning, without structure he could do whatever he liked. When Leonard brought up the clauses in their roommate agreement, Sheldon shut him down.

‘Roommate agreement, ha!’

Penny and Leonard told him he could not play the Congo drums. Sheldon took his drums and played them down the stairs. Where did he go? Amy’s apartment. Sheldon fell asleep on her sofa, despite her persistence that he go to bed with her. (Thwack Sheldon’s forehead.)

Penny offered to cut Sheldon’s hair. Despite the earlier quip that she had ‘skills of the hill folk.’ Reluctantly he agreed. He went over to Penny’s apartment. She trimmed his hair. He was content, for now.

Penny told him to be still. She needed to trim the back of his neck. Sheldon’s ticklish. Penny told him not to move. He moved. Penny’s hand moved when Sheldon’s head moved.

Holy Toledo, Batman!

Do you think Sheldon will notice?

 Watch The Big Bang Theory Thursdays 8/7c on CBS.

Nag, nag, nag, nag, n-a-g! The kids don’t do as they’re told. Frankie wrote marker notes on her kid’s body parts to remind them of their responsibilities. (Would you trust those kids?)

Main issues were:

• Axl needs to read his book and write a book report
• Brick needs to return coffee maker lent by Frankie from her workplace
• Sue needs to stop losing her winter coat

Parents plopped on their bed in exhaustion. What to do, what to do…

Frankie and Mike summoned into the living room. Kids asked for a “sit down.” Mind you, the parents were contemplating the same thing. Kids beat them to it.

The argument was clear; let the kids show they are responsible by leaving them alone. (Sort of had disaster written all over it, don’t  ya think.) The parents agreed albeit reluctantly.

No nagging of any kind. Zip. Zilch. Zero.

That’s like telling Axl he couldn’t eat. Or Sue not to giddy-scream. Or Brick not to read books. However, Frankie and Mike agreed. They did after all want the kids to become responsible (cough, cough).

How did it play out?

Brick brought back the coffee maker. Axl put a dish in the sink (instead of on the floor in his bedroom-ew). Sue practiced with the Wrestlerettes in the living room. The kids appeared responsible which gave Frankie and Mike a chance to go bowling.

At the bowling alley and the parents were happy, drinking beer, bowling and absolutely no trace of nag-fest. It was as if they didn’t have kids!

Back with the Axl, Sue and Brick things did not go so smoothly. Sue lost her coat, AGAIN! That would nullify the deal with parents. Kids got in the car to hunt down the coat. It wasn’t at her locker at the school. It wasn’t at her of weird friend’s house.

Axl had Brick read “Of Mice and Men” while they were driving about (not a book suitable for young children). Brick read that Lenny snapped the neck of a mouse. Then the rabbit. Then a person.

AGH!

The kids finally returned home. Sue found her coat on the floor of Axl’s unkept room. Shouting match began. Axl threw clothes at Sue. Moths flew up from the pile of crap. One moth found its way into Brick’s ear.

Emergency phone call to parents.

Deal off. Happiness gone. Nagginess returned. At the hospital they took the moth and a monopoly piece out of Brick’s ear (seriously, Brick). Nag festivities exploded.

Doctor had the entire family “sit down” on the sofa for a talk. No one listened. They thank him, and then filed out the door. Guess what was left behind on the sofa in the hospital.

Sue’s coat.

What do you think the Heck kids need to gain responsibility, or is that even possible?

 Watch The Middle Wednesdays 8/7c on ABC.

Parish Hilton sexy-talks the lyrics to a techno beat with her “Drunk Text” message. The music video leaked (on purpose, ya think?) on both YouTube and Vimeo. Reps for Hilton stated that while Paris is currently working on an album produced by her boyfriend, DJ Afrojack, this particular song is not part of the tracks.

Nice publicity stunt, though.

The Hilton hotel 31-year old heiress has her hand in many venues. Reality TV star, minor roles in movies, fashion designer, author, model, perfume, and the list goes on and on.

Paris Hilton founded Heiress Records under the umbrella of Warner Brothers Records. Her debut self-titled album in 2006 “Paris” single “Stars are Blind” hit the Top 10 charts in multiple countries.

In the music video “Drunk Text” Paris doesn’t sing. It’s a spoken word stylized song so why all the fuss?

Fame trumps talent.

Paris Hilton lives a life of luxury many covet with fancy cars, expensive clothes and all-night parties. She’s blonde, pretty, model-like body what’s not to like, right?

So what are some of the lyrics to her “Drunk Text” song?

“I went out the other night, to, you know, dance with my bitches.”

“You take the word ‘sex’ and mix it with ‘texting.’ It’s called ‘sexting.’ But when you add ‘drunk sexting,’ the words just don’t make sense.”

“No one is safe in the Twittersphere anymore.”

You may actually need a Paris Hilton translation reference book to understand the song.

Listen the music video and be advised may contain language some might consider offensive. Of course, that’s only if you can understand what the HELL she’s singing about.

Finn and Rachel agreed to elope after regionals. Un-be-live-able! Coach Sylvester is pregnant. Un-be-live-able! Karofsky attempted suicide. Un-be-live-able! And Quinn in a car accident that could…

Sebastian from the Warblers attempted to blackmail Rachel. He won’t post Photoshop pictures of a naked Finn in high heels if she doesn’t perform at regionals.

Rachel told Find she would perform because her NYADA application depends on a win at regionals. Did it finally get through that thick head of Finn that ambition comes before love for Rachel?

Karofsky hid his gayness. But his new school found out. Karosfky went through the same harassment Kurt suffered. (Karma.) Unlike Kurt, he didn’t have the stomach for it. Intercuts as Blaine sang “Cough Syrup” with Karosfky quietly prepping to hang himself.

He didn’t succeed. His father found him in time. Sebastian backed off from his blackmail to Rachel after what happened. He too was guilty of degrading Karofsky.

At regionals.

Warblers performed “Stand” and “Glad You Came.” Blaine was a much better front man than Sebastian.

New dimensions (Glee club) performed mash up of “Fly” and “I Believe I Can Fly.” (That was cool actually.) Of course, Rachel’s voice was phenomenal. Next song was “What Doesn’t Kill You” then “Here’s To Us” a semi-solo by Rachel.

New Dimensions won regionals. There just wasn’t the degree of tension to believe they wouldn’t win. So, eh.

New Dimensions on their way to another title.
Sue on her way to motherhood (wong on so many levels).
Rachel and Fin on their way to marriage.

Then Quinn.

She had been through a lot in a short time. An unwanted teenage pregnancy. Gave up her baby for adoption. Deceptions. Lost her place as head cheerleader. She turned bad girl.

She turned into good girl with faith in God. From bitch to a promising new life with acceptance at Yale. Coach allowed her back on the Cheerios. She wore her uniform one last time. She was on her way to happiness.

After regionals, Quinn went to get her bridesmaid dress. The wedding about to start. She received two texts for Rachel. As Quinn answered that last text, “On my way” when a truck approached f-a-s-t on the driver’s side.

CRASH!

Oh my God, oh my God, oh my God…

What happened to Quinn?

Watch Glee Tuesdays 8/7c on FOX.

There’s no justice in the world. That’s all I’m saying.

Quickfire

Chef-testants in Vancouver and the challenge took place in Chinatown? Didn’t that seem a bit odd? What I did like, former Top Chef Masters (all Asian) paired in this challenge.

• Lindsay – Anita Lo.
• Sarah – Floyd Cardoz.
• Paul – Takashi Yagihashi.

I remember Anita Lo. She was one tough cookie so I thought Lindsay would have the upper hand. Tag team challenge. Masters would start an Asian inspired dish for 10 minutes, then without communicating, they stepped out of the kitchen. The chef-testants had to think quickly what the Masters had in mind.

Pretty much everyone was on the same page as the Masters. After 10 minutes, the Masters came back in. Then after 10 minutes, the chef-testants finished the dish and plated a total 40 minutes to cook.

No one made any major mistakes but the best dish went to Sarah. (I don’t think she would have been on top without a Top Chef Master at her side.) Her winning dish with Floyd’s direction: Pan-seared cod with coconut curry, crab salad with clementine and amaranth.

She won $20,000. She had not won a dime before that moment. Now, the Queen of Mean Mini-Me won big.  There’s no justice in the world.

Elimination Challenge

Five hours to cook. Around 150 people to serve. Must prepare one dish and one cocktail. This had disaster written all over it. That theme was fire and ice. Lindsay couldn’t decide whether to take it literal or not. (Second-guessing is never a good thing.)

Since I am ridiculously lost when it comes to alcoholic drinks I’m not even going there. The dishes were:

• Lindsay – Halibut with fiery celery root salad
• Sarah – Five greens filled pasta with garlic, chili, and spiced sformato
• Paul – King crab with lobster broth and lemon snow

Paul’s technique was the best for both the cocktail and the dish. Sarah’s “ice” part was frozen. It missed the mark because sauce was to melt over the cannoli. Lindsay was in La-La land played it extremely safe.

She got the boot. Lindsay had a bad day. Unfortunate for Lindsay. Fortunate for Sarah. Paul won the challenge and a trip to Costa Rica. Sarah got second place.

Paul and Sarah will fight it out for the title of “Top Chef.” Sarah made it to the finale?

There’s no justice in the world.

 Watch Top Chef Wednesdays 10/9c on Bravo.

Critics Reviews:

“This is transcendently goofy. It isn’t a “good” movie in the usual sense (or most senses), but it is jolly and good-natured.” – Roger Ebert

“The targeted demographic, however, will gladly hop aboard for a cornball ride through colorful, often glaringly phony sets popping with miniature elephants, gold-spewing volcanoes and a monster-truck-sized lizard.” – Hollywood Reporter

“The film is endurable owing solely to Johnson, a veteran of bad kids’ movies whose sense of when to dial up the charm in such a generic, soulless entertainment remains impeccable.” - Village Voice

Verdict: Your kids will love it!