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Deadpool is banned in Malaysia?

2016-01-31T18:14:00.000+08:00

Oh hey, look who showed up to update his blog annually?

OH, YOU WANNA GO THERE NOW HUH?

Ok. What was I talking about. Oh, Deadpool.Weh, gila hyped up dia punya advertising!

Just take a look at this

My fucked up black humor persona is screaming from the inside! To parents out there, please take your child and put em in the box and use their imagination to censor all the rated R stuff. Its DEADPOOL for crying out loud.

PG13 Deadpool got me like:

And then I realized something. I'm in Malaysia. Rated R films does not easily pass the Film Censorship Board in Malaysia. Omg. Someone please tell me. I don't wanna watch film that has been cut out most of the part in cinema. Even Pitch Perfect 2 pun kena censor cut kot!

SOS PENCICAH GEREJA

2015-06-12T19:43:00.001+08:00

Allright, okay, allright, okay *guess what song is this*

Okie doke, its been like a good 1 year since I left this blog all by itself. Ala bucuk bucuk jangan merajuk k ahaks.

I actually been busy with working life <--- honestly? YEAH MAN. WID ALL DAT WORKING PLACE DRAMA ADDED UP AND WHAT NOT IS FUCKING MY TIME TO DO SHIT.

Me everyday

Real life is scary, no shit. You gotta tolerate with all the bullshits, egotistical bastard, and trying to keep my sanity everytime. Enough bout' me, what's good internet? How yalls doin?

Are we not done yet? -_-

*sniffing bullshit*

I MEAN PEOPLE! WHY YOU GOTTA HAVE TO BE SO DAMN OVERSENSITIVE OVER EVERYTHING? LIKE STOP ALREADY LAH

And then this one guy replied. . .

*tersedak Texas Chicken*

Proton Perdana Baru

2014-10-19T17:57:00.001+08:00

Ini adalah sebuah karya dari Irfendy Mohamad.
I MEAN WHY THE HELL NOT KAN?
PLEASE PROTON PLEASE

2014-09-30T22:15:00.003+08:00

So I have this weird dream. I was working as a photographer at a stadium and suddenly Yuna came to me. And I was like what the hell is she doing here. Then she asked

"Can you sing?" Yuna asked

And I replied:

"Me? Sing? What? Yes. Wait. Yes"

"Dah, jom"

Then I followed her to the audition place. You sign up there, I'll be in the audition room.

"Ermm Yuna, budak budak institusi je boleh audition kat sini" akak kaunter berkata.

Kau nak cantas aku ke jah?

"Just sign him up"

Belum sempat masuk bilik audition tu aku dah tersedar dari tidur.

So moral of the story kids, don't do drugs.

Drama Melayu

2014-09-19T01:23:00.000+08:00

Excerpt from Typical Scene On My Local TV

So I recently watched this one video about the truth of Drama Melayu haha

Watch this first ah

EXACTLY! That's why aku tak suka tengok drama petang petang HAHA

Kalau aku tengok drama Melayu je, mesti aku akan kuat condemn and bebel pasal logik(mak aku benci bila aku condemn drama melayu haha),

drama tu non fiction kot oooo don't bring up the bad casting haha terus switch channel

Switch switch channel, semua cerita lebih kurang. tutup tv, layan drama omputeh.

Aku ada je minat drama melayu, macam Dunia Baru, Sinderella, Rona Roni Makaroni (minat Sharifah Amani ekcelli) but itu semua dulu masa zaman aku sekolah dulu. Sekarang semua lebih kurang aje. boleh teka jalan cerita sampai habis.

Sampai situlah sesi meroyan di pagi but(BERSAMBUNG MINGGU HADAPAN)

Proton Iriz

2014-09-14T19:23:00.000+08:00

I have to say this, Proton Iriz is one damn nice car weh!

I really like that Proton has finally found their design identity

started from Proton Preve and Proton Suprima.

Well as you can predict, mesti banyak Malaysian will say

"Power Window mesti cepat rosak punya lah nanti"

Alee utoo, kau ni masih dekat zaman komunis ke?

My father still using the new Proton Saga, until now,

still belum ada problem beside the build quality

a bit "MEH" for me, but overall memang ok..

Bukan Malaysian la kalau tak buat andaian sebelum
tengok depan mata ken ken ken haha just kidding

I might say, I'm pretty excited for this car. Its so nice.

Nah a few paparazzi shot by paultan.org

Damn Iriz. You one sexy beast

~ My anaconda don't wanna talk unless you got buns huns ~

ERMAHGERD LERK ERT HER BERT

(that song annoys me a lot tho)

LERK ERT HER SIDEBERBS

Dem sexy eyes

Hopefully this car will do well on its market unlike Suprima.

Majulah Produk Automotif Malaysia :D

*ps: Belanja plisss*

Edit: AKU DAH AGAK DAH

Typical.

Stop and Stare

2014-09-13T16:44:00.000+08:00

Ok first of all. Hi! Its been a while I haven't post any shiz in hurr!

Ok, Stop and Stare (not the One Republic song) is my new short sketch video about. .

Well, have you ever felt like being watched and stared while you're doing shopping? Gah I hate those feeling. Its like they're judging you going to steal shit.

I ain't gonna steal yo damn cheap Apples. I'm not that dumb yo. Imma steal that Apple product doe.

Hahaha jk

iPhone 6 and 6 Plus? No comment on that

World Hijab Day

2014-02-02T22:25:00.000+08:00

Tak baik tipu, nanti masuk api mewaka

Albert Einstein wearing ladies heels?

2013-08-18T19:20:00.000+08:00

While I was on the Facebook, someone posted Black and white photos colorized.

And I scroll thru the page and I saw this

dayurmmm

I mean, I've seen him with the heels, but I thought it was photoshopped.

I'm curious and search it on Google, and this is what I got

Albert you one sexy beast

Well zahier, don't be so judgmental.

After all he's

Pacific Rim Review (No Spoiler)

2013-07-15T20:38:00.000+08:00

So actually today I supposedly have a presentation for a final project. But it have been postponed to next week. So me and my friends went to the mall and watched Pacific Rim.

Holy !@#$%^&*() its a fken good movie! No any bits of it are boring, like none. Action packed stuff. Its like Power Rangers + Transformers + Real Steel VS Godzilla and you can expect moreeeeeeeeee.

This movie is directed by Guilermo Del Toro which is my favourite director! For your info he also directed Hellboy. I watched this in 2D, but if you can watch it in 3D, just get ready to be blown away by the visual brahhh! This movie really reached my expectation, I mean beyond my expectation!!!

This is how my face looked like when I'm watching this movie

YOU REALLY NEED TO WATCH THIS MOVIE!!!

Like this post if you want me to start blogging again.

Lamborghini Veneno

2013-03-05T16:05:00.001+08:00

THIS IS ONE SEXY BULL!

Veneno name is derived from a particularly aggressive fighting bull

This car has only three unit on this world.

I AM DROOLING

Robots

2013-02-26T16:35:00.001+08:00

If robots ever takeover the world, they better look like this

Credit Image : Jan Ditlev

Credit Image : Ben Mauro

F ME UP

Shane Dawson followed me on Twitter!

2013-02-24T05:16:00.000+08:00

So I just turned on my laptop, and opened Twitter.

Suddenly I noticed the increase of the followers

MY IDOL FOLLOWED ME?!!

And here's my twitter

http://twitter.com/zahierzulkafli

Rant on BB1M

2013-02-23T22:13:00.000+08:00

My friend cakap, bookstore lain pun sama, limitkan buku and stationeries.

Nampaknya kena passkan to my siblings la.

demm

Teabagging

2013-02-21T03:50:00.000+08:00

While I was scrolling down on my Facebook news feeds, I saw this one caricature:

I don't really understand what the hell teabagging is.

*My early thought is squatting too much*

So I Googled it.

Teabagging

The insertion of one man's sack into another person's mouth. Used a practical joke or prank, when performed on someone who is asleep, or as a sexual act.

This world is so mean

And I even go deeper. As +Eddie Lim commented down below

I don't feel clean

What is Harlem Shake?

2013-02-12T19:26:00.002+08:00

What exactly is the meaning of "The Harlem Shake" meme dance that is sweeping You Tube right now? The REAL Harlem Shake is a dance from 1981, although it was also popular in rap videos in the early 2000s. It supposed to look like this

More recently, a music producer named Baauer released an eletronica track called "The Harlem Shake" In August 2012. In Early February, YouTuber Filthy Frank uploaded what might be the first version of what would become the dance meme, at the beginning of one of his compilations.

My tips is, when the bass drop. SEIZURE TIME!

And here's is my shot

HARLEM SHAKE!

I was doing the real Harlem Shake :D

Starry Eyes

2012-11-01T22:40:00.002+08:00

Gangnam Style menghina Islam?

2012-09-08T05:01:00.000+08:00

Nice try untuk memburukkan nama orang

tapi sedar tak?
Kau sebenarnya memburukkan nama Islam itu sendiri

-anonymous-

Please cakap benda ni pun Illuminati

ERMAHGERD STRAWBERRY!

2012-09-05T01:00:00.001+08:00

Spontaneous Travelogue
Yang cousin aku ni dok Najwa Latif lah Namewee lah -_-

HENJOY!

Gangnam Style

2012-08-26T05:07:00.000+08:00

DANCE!
Well, that's way different from Gangnam Style Dance :P

WOMAN VERSION OF JACKIE CHAN!

2012-08-15T02:28:00.000+08:00

Aiyoo auntie!
I really can't believe this happen in Malaysia -_-

This accident happened in Cheras, Malaysia on July 27th. This woman hit my car and she refused to pay for the reparations. Not only that, she even refuse to admit that she was the one who hit my car.
In Malaysia, when these kind of accident happen, we usually settle it privately or report to the police. Since this woman refused to admit and pay, my mother and I decided to report to the police. So, we went back to our car and prepare to head to the police station. But, this woman refuse to let us leave too. So, she lied her tummy on our car bonet and keep on telling the motorcyclist around the we were bullying her~
In the end, we sent her to the police station with her on our bonet. This woman is so ridiculous.

Aidilfitri 2012 : Asal Usul Kerepek Bawang

2012-08-14T05:37:00.000+08:00

For those yang tak tahu, inilah kerepek bawang.
Origin kerepek bawang ini datangnya dari . . .

Yes. Except kerepek tu tak glowing :P

Di kesempatan ini, ZZ nak ucapkan

SELAMAT HARI RAYA AIDILFITRI

2010 Eid Ul - Fitr Artwork

Eid Ul - Fitr 2012

RM5 for Obama

2012-08-04T07:33:00.001+08:00

YOU SHOULD BE STUDYING

2012-06-08T19:38:00.001+08:00

Runningman Wannabe

Mini People at Putrajaya

Davy Jones Locker

Fyre

Sasuke Malaysia

Inspired by BIGBANG - BLUE

Inspired by Adele - Someone Like You

Pakistani

YOU BETTER DO!

MADAFAKING SUPERBROS

Teentop, I'm not familiar with

Where dafuq am I?

Kedai Emas Paling Kotor

2012-05-12T20:13:00.000+08:00

Gila Gangster!
My mum said, my grandmother selalu pergi Kedai Emas Taik ni
HAHA!