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HOW TO SELL TOOTHBRUSHES

Murali Nair — Thu, 21 Apr 2011 23:01:52 +0000

The kids filed back into class Monday morning. They were very excited. Their weekend assignment was to sell something, then give a talk on productive salesmanship. Little Sally led off: “I sold girl scout cookies and I made $30,” she said proudly, “My sales approach was to appeal to the customer’s civil spirit and I [...]

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पु. लं. – अखेरचा अध्याय

Sanjay Zalke — Fri, 18 Mar 2011 13:41:54 +0000

पु. लं. – अखेरचा अध्याय ‘हॉिःपटल′ हा शब्द ऐकला की माझ्या काळजाचा (की हृदयाचा?) ठोका चुकतो. त्यामुळे डॉक्टरांनाही मी आजारी असल्याचं घोिषत करणं सोपं जातं… साध्या डासाच्या र Rating: 5.0/5 (1 vote cast)

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Ramayan-in brief: the story of wives!!

Administrator — Thu, 17 Mar 2011 11:14:04 +0000

*संक्षिप्त** **रामायण* पूरी रामायण बीवियों की कहानी है. लक्षमण अपनी घर पर छोड़ कर चला आया. रावण दूसरे की उठा के फँस गया. हनुमान की अपनी थी ही नहीं मगर दूसरे की ढूँढने में सारी लंका जला डाली. राम को अपनी वापस लाने के लिए दस दिनों तक युद्ध करना पड़ा. वापस लाकर भी उसे [...]

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Story of a Gujarati

Administrator — Sat, 19 Feb 2011 16:15:19 +0000

There was once a Gujarati Bhai-Patel, owning a shop, living in USA , and he was involved in a car accident. At the hospital, when he awoke, he called for the nurse to find out what had happened to him. I’m very sorry, sir, but you were involved in a very bad car crash. “Car [...]

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Secret behind happy married life!!!

Administrator — Sat, 19 Feb 2011 16:12:11 +0000

Once X asked Y, “What is the secret behind your happy married life?” Y said, “You should share responsibilities with due love and respect to each other. Then absolutely there will be no problems.” X asked, “Can you explain?” Y said, “In my house, I take decisions on bigger issues where as my wife decides [...]

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Clever kid

Administrator — Sat, 19 Feb 2011 16:10:06 +0000

A stranger was seated next to a little girl on the airplane when the stranger turned to her and said, ‘Let’s talk. I’ve heard that flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger. ‘The little girl, who had just opened her book, closed it slowly and said to the stranger, [...]

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Popat ho gaya

Administrator — Sat, 19 Feb 2011 16:08:20 +0000

Ek baar ek Totaa (Bole to Parrot ) Ud Raha tha full speed par …. Uske Saamne full speed me ek Ferrari AA rahi thi … Dono ki takkar hui … Totaa Behosh … Raste me Ek Bhikhaari tha Usne Tote ko uthaya aur Ghar Le gaya … Usko Marham lagaya .. Aur Pinjare me [...]

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True love

Administrator — Sat, 19 Feb 2011 16:05:30 +0000

The Love Story of Ralph & Edna Just because someone doesn’t love you the way you want them to, doesn’t mean they don’t love you with all they have. Ralph and Edna were both patients in a mental hospital. One day while they were walking past the hospital swimming pool. Ralph suddenly jumped into the [...]

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A message goes long way through

Administrator — Sat, 19 Feb 2011 16:02:04 +0000

The train has started moving. It is packed with people of all ages, mostly with the working men and women and young college guys and gals. Near the window, seated is a old man with his 30 year old son. As the train moves by, the son is overwhelmed with joy as he was thrilled [...]

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FINDING AND KEEPING A LIFE PARTNER

Administrator — Sat, 19 Feb 2011 16:00:16 +0000

FINDING AND KEEPING A LIFE PARTNER by Dov Heller, M.A. When it comes to making the decision about choosing a life partner, no one wants to make a mistake. Yet, with a divorce rate of close to 50%, it appears that many are making serious mistakes in their approach to finding Mr./Miss. Right! If you [...]

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Letter to Lord Krishna

Administrator — Sat, 19 Feb 2011 15:55:36 +0000

Little Bobby came into the kitchen where his mother was making dinner. His birthday was coming up and he thought this was a good time to tell his mother what he wanted. Mom, I want a bike for my birthday. Little Bobby was a bit of a troublemaker. He had gotten into trouble at school [...]

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Nagpur History

Administrator — Sat, 19 Feb 2011 15:47:21 +0000

Nagpur is the most important city in the Vidarbha region of Maharashtra State. Sixteen centuries ago it was known as “NAGAPURA” and in 4th Century A.D., this town was located within Nandivardhana district of Vakataka kingdom, which was ruled by Rudrasena II [who married Prabhavati, the daughter of the head of the Gupta Empire Chandra [...]

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Mallu jokes

Administrator — Sat, 19 Feb 2011 15:43:52 +0000

1) What is the tax on a Mallu’s income called? IngumDax 2) Where did the Malayali study? In the ko-liage. 3) Why did the Malayali not go to ko-liage today? He is very bissi. 4) Why did the Malayali buy an air-ticket? To go to Thuubai, zimbly to meet his ungle in Gelff. 5) Why [...]

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Warren Buffet

Administrator — Sat, 19 Feb 2011 15:33:28 +0000

World’s 2nd Richest Man – Warren Buffet especially read the second part: advice to young people There was a one hour interview on CNBC with Warren Buffet, the second richest man who has donated $31 billion to charity Here are some very interesting aspects of his life: 1. He bought his first share at age [...]

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पहील्या पावसाच्या हार्दिक शुभेच्छा

Administrator — Sat, 19 Feb 2011 15:31:01 +0000

पहील्या पावसाच्या हार्दिक शुभेच्छा॥ प्रत्येक क्षणामध्ये काहीतरी आपले असते॥ दुःखात जरी रडलॊ तरी़ सुखात हास्य असते॥ विरह जरि आले तरी मिलनात गॊडवा असतॊ॥ ग्रीष्मात जरी उकडलॊ तरी॰॰॰॰॰पहील्या पावसात गारवा असतॊ॥ आपल्या आयुष्यातही पावसाची सर नविन चैतन्याचा गारवा आपलेपणाचा ऒलावा आणि सुखाची नवी हिरवळ पसरवॊ हिच श्री चरणी प्रार्थना ॥ पहील्या पावसाच्या हार्दिक शुभेच्छा॥ Rating: 5.0/5 [...]

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India ko jitao

Administrator — Sat, 19 Feb 2011 15:24:15 +0000

Sehwag ki maa ko bulao, Sachin ko Pepsi pilao, Ganguly ko Chawanprash khilao, Dhoni ke baalo mein Gel lagao, Dravid ko castorl pilao KAISE BHI INDIA KO JITAO Irade hai nek, hosle hai buland, kasam hai hindustan ki , phir wohi jalwa dikhaenge, Murlitharan ki ball ko stadium ke bahar pahuchayenge….. aaj ek ball aur [...]

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Awesome stuff

Administrator — Sat, 19 Feb 2011 15:22:47 +0000

In Year 1981 1. Prince Charles got married 2. Liverpool crowned Champions of Europe 3. Australia lost the Ashes 4. Pope Died In Year 2005 1. Prince Charles got married (again) 2. Liverpool crowned Champions of Europe(again) 3. Australia lost the Ashes (again) 4. Pope Died (again) Moral of the story - In future, if [...]

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Taxi No.9211 (ServerDown)

Administrator — Sat, 19 Feb 2011 14:22:21 +0000

Server Down kisi ka error, kisi ki exception, kisi ka bug, kisi ki tension, yahaan pe programmer ki har khushi, rupaiya hai ya dollar hai ya pound, hey server down, down…… hey server down, down…… hmmm kitna kitna, kitna kaafi hai kisko bolo uske jitna, apni salary ko aise tolo sabka dharam, ki kam na [...]

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JOB HOPPING, IS IT WORTH

Administrator — Sat, 19 Feb 2011 14:18:11 +0000

Go through the following, It is really nice piece of an article I found, WORTH READING! There are never better pastures – only other pastures! Move from one job to another, but only for the right reasons It’s yet another day at office. As I logged on to the marketing and advertising sites for the [...]

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PJ – Husband

Administrator — Sat, 19 Feb 2011 14:17:11 +0000

Why Indian husbands are called “MADE OF SILVER” And Why American husband are called “MADE OF GOLD” Socho Thoda sur Socho Socho Socho…. Nahi Aata Becosssss…………. Indian wives call their husband “A g” (Scientific Symbol for Silver) American wives call their husband “A u” (Scientific Symbol for Gold) Rating: 5.0/5 (1 vote cast)

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I AM NOT YOUR FRIEND IF

Administrator — Sat, 19 Feb 2011 14:16:03 +0000

I AM NOT YOUR FRIEND IF….. you have to think before you speak to me! I AM NOT YOUR FRIEND IF….. my presence ever makes you feel uncomfortable! I AM NOT YOUR FRIEND IF…..you have to thank me for everything i do for you! I AM NOT YOUR FRIEND IF….. you have to say sorry [...]

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Perspective and appreciation

Administrator — Sat, 19 Feb 2011 14:12:56 +0000

One day a father of a very wealthy family took his son on a trip to the country with the firm purpose of showing his son how poor people live. They spent a couple of days and nights on the farm of what would be considered a very poor family. On their return from their [...]

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MONEY OR WEALTH (WHAT IT CAN BUY)

Administrator — Sat, 19 Feb 2011 14:09:52 +0000

Wealth can purchase a ‘bed’ but not ‘sleep’. Wealth can purchase ‘books’ but not ‘knowledge’. Wealth can purchase ‘foodstuffs’ but not the power of ‘digestion’. Wealth can purchase ‘medicines’ but not ‘health’. Wealth can purchase a ‘house’ but not a ‘home’. Wealth can purchase ‘luxuries’ but not ‘civilization’. Wealth can purchase ‘pleasures’ but not ‘happiness’. [...]

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Programmer monkey

Administrator — Sat, 19 Feb 2011 14:07:27 +0000

A tourist walked into a pet shop and was looking at the animals on display. While he was there, another customer walked in and said to the shopkeeper, “I’ll have a C monkey please.” The shopkeeper nodded, went over to a cage at the side of the shop and took out a monkey. He fit [...]

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pappu pass ho gaya

Administrator — Sat, 19 Feb 2011 13:25:18 +0000

TEACHER : What is the chemical formula for water? PAPPU : “HIJKLMNO! “!! TEACHER : What are you talking about? PAPPU : Yesterday you said it’s H to O ! ———————— TEACHER : PAPPU, go to the map and find North America. PAPPU : Here it is! TEACHER : Correct. Now, class, who discovered America? [...]

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lincoln vs kennedy

Administrator — Sat, 19 Feb 2011 13:15:35 +0000

Please read the interesting facts below u ll be amazed. Abraham Lincoln was elected to Congress in 1846 . John F. Kennedy was elected to Congress in 1946 . Abraham Lincoln was elected President in 1860 . John F. Kennedy was elected President in 1960 . Both were particularly concerned with civil rights. Both wives [...]

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Computer Shayar

Administrator — Sat, 19 Feb 2011 13:10:34 +0000

mere… Company kee ladkiyaan sunder hain Aur lonely hain… Problem ye hai ki bus voh READ-ONLY hain… Shayad mere pyar ko taste Karna bhool gaye… Dil sey aisa CUT kiya ke PASTE karna bhool gaye.. Tumhare samne hain itney items Kabhi hame bhi pick karo… Hamare pyar ke ICON pe Kabhi to tum DOUBLE-CLICK karo… [...]

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Engineer Who Hai Jo

Administrator — Sat, 19 Feb 2011 13:06:24 +0000

Engineer Woh Hai Jo Aksar Phasta Hai Interviews Ke Sawaal Mae Badi Companiyon Ki Chaal Mae Boss Aur Client Ke Bawaal Mae Engineer Woh Hai Jo Pak Gaya Hai Meetings Ki Jhelai Mae Submissions Ki Gehrai Mae Teamwork Ki Chatai Mae Engineer Woh Hai Jo Laga Rahta Hai Schedule Ko Failane Mae Targets Ko Khiskaane [...]

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Stress Reliever

Administrator — Sat, 19 Feb 2011 09:56:37 +0000

Teacher :What happened in 1869? Student:Gandhi ji was born. Teacher :What happened in 1873? Student: Gandhiji was four years old. Question:What is the fullform of maths...

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How top IT firms got their names

Administrator — Sat, 19 Feb 2011 09:50:34 +0000

Adobe – came from name of the river Adobe Creek that ran behind the house of founder John Warnock. Apache – It got its name because its founders got started by applying patches to code written for NCSA’s httpd daemon. The result was ‘A PAtCHy’ server — thus, the name Apache Apple Computers – Favourite [...]

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HUM-TUM

Sanjay Zalke — Tue, 15 Feb 2011 23:00:53 +0000

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Hello world!

Administrator — Sat, 12 Feb 2011 16:00:42 +0000

Hello all and welcome to www.zalke.com. We’ve got much to share with you, and many new features are coming up soon, so please check back frequently. Why not sign up for email updates. Otherwise look around, and enjoy happiness shared by your friends! Are you wondering, why we have this multi colured banner on the [...]

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