The Zen of Conquest

Using Your Mind To Make Others Use Their Backs

admin — Fri, 05 Jun 2009 23:01:05 +0000

Do not waste time trying to do it all yourself - get minions to do it for you!

Necessary Evils

admin — Sat, 07 Mar 2009 06:48:27 +0000

America is such a fickle place. Stupid consumers took out loans they could never hope to afford, with all kinds of complex conditions they didn’t bother to read, and then they gripe about the economy. Banks and lenders sell the loans under false pretenses out of pure, unadulterated greed, cry about needing a [...]

Jealousy: The Swift Killer

admin — Fri, 20 Feb 2009 21:49:17 +0000

Of all the emotions in the human palette, the single most harmful is jealousy. Lives get taken over it, great leaders have lost their empires because of it and quite frankly you’re a fool if you allow it to take hold anywhere in your life. When people see things they don’t have yet, or someone [...]

From Spending To Investing

admin — Sat, 07 Feb 2009 10:04:21 +0000

Why do you want to get rich? For most, it’s about having the money to blow it all on things that have limited or no potential for being anything more than a temporary amusement. As a result, most people will work regular low-paying 9-to-5 jobs, save up for a certain period of time, and then [...]

World Domination, Chapter 3: Mind Control

admin — Fri, 06 Feb 2009 00:53:33 +0000

Throughout history, people from otherwise humble backgrounds have risen from the dregs of society to become leaders of entire countries - all because they understood how to captivate minds and then seize control of them. You must be able to conquer the minds of potential followers before you can ever hope to conquer the lands [...]

Run A Rogue Government From An Island

admin — Wed, 04 Feb 2009 20:35:49 +0000

At some point in your evil genius career, you’ll need to put your flag down on a piece of land and declare it as your own. However, for the truly dedicated, a simple property will not suffice - you will need an island. From this island you can gather your minion horde in one place, [...]

Starting Conquest Early

admin — Tue, 03 Feb 2009 21:30:19 +0000

I recently was asked by one of my noble readers to give some advice for those looking to start their quest of world domination at an earlier age. Since I began my quest when I was just a small samurai myself, I felt a warm spot in my otherwise black heart for the aspiring evil [...]

How To: Get Your Money

admin — Mon, 02 Feb 2009 07:54:13 +0000

When you begin to have money, there will inevitably be people who ask for loans. Generally, this is a bad idea (particularly if the loan is for a friend) but perhaps you have made the mistake out of sympathy or a genuine belief that the person in question has a real chance of using the [...]

Blunders: Jerry Yang Insults Microsoft

admin — Sat, 31 Jan 2009 09:19:27 +0000

This is Jerry Yang, one of the founders of Alexa’s #1 ranked website on the entire internet, Yahoo. Jerry is a very rich man because of his involvement with this pioneer of the search engine business, and it has obviously gone to his head. In case you haven’t been keeping up with technology news [...]

World Domination, Chapter 2: Making The Right Connections

admin — Fri, 30 Jan 2009 02:04:43 +0000

“It’s not what you know, it’s who you know.” This is a saying that is all too familiar, but what most people do not realize is that it is only half true. Yes, you must know people, but what is far more important is who knows YOU. What use is it to know everyone around you [...]