Funny Test Answers & Funny Exam Answers - ZERO out of FIVE

This kid has issues

2012-01-19T14:11:00.000-08:00

There is no spoon!

2012-01-17T11:46:00.000-08:00

Code Question
Write a program that prints the numbers from 1 to 100. But for multiples of three print "Fizz" instead of the number and for the multiples of five print "Buzz". For numbers which are multiples of both three and five print "FizzBuzz".

There is no spoon!

For those of you that don't know what's going on here: Know your Meme.

THIS IS SPARTA Physics

2012-01-16T12:48:00.000-08:00

3) Sketch a pose which is not balanced (the person will fall!) On the drawing illustrate the important components of balance (make sure they are labeled). Explain in words why this pose is not balanced (why the person will fall.) (6pts)

Not only have the CoM and CoP been disaligned by the great Spartan King's courageous foot, the CoM lies completely outside the base of support and into the fearsome lizard's razor teeth. Perhaps he should've chosen his words more wisely.

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Best Birthday Ever!

2012-01-11T09:40:00.000-08:00

One day a girl was haveing a party. She got cack all over her face. She got the best birthday ever.

Truly Old School

2012-01-10T15:56:00.000-08:00

Susan writes:

Here are some truly old school student doodles in the margins of classwork:
http://www.goldschp.net/archive/childart.html
http://www.goldschp.net/SIG/onfim/onfim.html

Thanks Susan, those are truly old school!

Threw up on DS

2012-01-06T08:59:00.000-08:00

Directions: Think about a lesson you learned when you didn't expect to. Write four sentences that tell about the lesson.

I was going to the store.
I started to feel sick.
I threw up on my ds.
I learned not to throw up on electronics.

Poping on the neighbours lawn

2012-01-03T10:52:00.000-08:00

When I was eight years old, My neighbour's dog kept poping on my yard so one day I poped on his yard.

I'm not really sure what 'poping' is but it's probably not nice...

Rob and the Painter

2011-12-21T09:34:00.000-08:00

Rob had a 10ft by 12ft wall painted. For a wall twice as wide, the painter charged him twice as much. Is this reasonable? Explain.

If the width doubled, the area doubles so this is reasonable. But then again Rob could've painted the wall himself.

Poison Control

2011-12-19T16:28:00.000-08:00

a child swallows a cleaning product, why is milk often given?
to make them happy before they die.

I like my pot

2011-12-16T14:38:00.000-08:00

I like my pot
(pooch)

Or maybe Pet?

Introduction

2011-12-15T14:19:00.001-08:00

This chapter might have been called "Introduction," but nobody reads the introduction and we wanted you to read this. We feel safe admitting this here, in the footnote, because nobody reads footnotes either.

Freedom of Religion

2011-12-14T15:05:00.001-08:00

Directions: In the space below, draw a picture to show an example of one freedom that you exercise in your life. Tell why you think it is important.

I practice freedom of Religion by not going to Church.

Would you like a drink?

2011-12-02T10:48:00.001-08:00

Would you like a drink?
no I already had one

I like Mrs. Edwards

2011-11-29T10:31:00.001-08:00

I like mrs. Edwards. She is my teacher. I like when She does Meth with us

My Personal Goal

2011-11-28T13:22:00.001-08:00

My 3rd Grade "ME" Things
My Personal Goal
beat super mario bros 3

With hard work and dedication, I think you can succeed little buddy! Don't let anyone step on your dreams!

Abraham Lincoln

2011-11-25T11:11:00.001-08:00

Imagine that you lived at the same time as Abraham Lincoln. What would you say to him or ask him?
I'd tell him not to go to a play ever.

Happy Thanksgiving!

2011-11-23T10:30:00.000-08:00

A turkeys idea of thanksgiving
A turkeys idea of thanksgiving is murder, violence and death.
Turkeys think of thanksgiving as a war. So keep this in mind,
and remember what turkeys think of thanksgiving.
Lindy '90

Lindy asks all of you to please think of the poor turkey this Thanksgiving.

Happy Thanksgiving to all my ZOoF readers!

This shirt belongs to me

2011-11-22T08:48:00.001-08:00

This shirt belongs to me

This shit belongs to me

I've bolded the mistake in case you missed it (like I did).

Brush your teeth

2011-11-21T09:25:00.001-08:00

Heart Pencils

2011-11-18T11:55:00.001-08:00

Reborn Jesus Detention

2011-11-17T10:14:00.001-08:00

Reason for Assigning Detention:
Disrupting Class - Claiming to be the reborn Jesus and hitting another student with a Bible.

How do teachers' keep it together when this stuff happens in class?

This is Physics

2011-11-16T15:35:00.001-08:00

Dancing Lion Agrees

2011-11-15T09:51:00.001-08:00

Extra Credit Question - 5 points
Name the founders of the Apple Computer Company and how did it get its name (Apple Computer Company)?
Steve Jobs. Apple got its name because one day Steve Jobs was walking down a forest and a found a tree that had magical powers and an apple from the tree hit his head and gave him the power to make anything he holds look awesome so this is why people love apple because Steve Jobs makes their products look sexy. Yeeeeeeeaaaaaah!
Dancing Lion agrees
Very creative!

I guessed

2011-10-28T13:57:00.000-07:00

Thanks to failblog.org for this one.

2. Briefly defend your response to question TWO:
I guessed?

How to improve learning

2011-10-27T10:56:00.000-07:00

Teachers are always looking for ways to help students learn better. If you could help your teacher plan classroom activities that would improve learning, what would you suggest to them? Write an essay to inform your teacher about your suggestions and how these activities would improve learning.

Not sure how primitive hunting techniques improve learning, but I'm all for it!