Zoeisms

noreply@blogger.com (Tascha) — Tue, 11 May 2010 04:02:00 +0000

"I just took a quick shower. Now I smell like a quick flower!"

A Bedtime Story from Zoe

noreply@blogger.com (Tascha) — Tue, 11 May 2010 04:00:00 +0000

noreply@blogger.com (Tascha) — Sun, 02 May 2010 00:13:00 +0000

Me: Zoe, shut the H up!
Zoe: No, you shut the F up!
Me: Ooooo, I'm telling mommmmmmm.
Zoe: Tascha, you can shut the Q up.

noreply@blogger.com (Tascha) — Fri, 30 Apr 2010 15:45:00 +0000

On the way to the eye doctor...

Ryan: Hey Zoe, haha, nice dress.
Zoe: Shut up Ryan! Don't make me punch you....... in the stomach.

noreply@blogger.com (Tascha) — Thu, 15 Apr 2010 00:27:00 +0000

"Ryan! You pushed me over like an asshole!"

noreply@blogger.com (Tascha) — Sun, 11 Apr 2010 01:48:00 +0000

My little brother had his two goofy friends over yesterday. They were riding Zoe's tricycle and mini bikie up and down the street. She comes in and says,

"Mommy, Gage and his boyfriend are trying to steal my bike!"

noreply@blogger.com (Tascha) — Fri, 09 Apr 2010 03:20:00 +0000

Zoe was looking through her easter candy and took out a box of Nerds.

"Mommy, what are these called?"
"Nerds."
"Like, you're calling someone a nerd, or like "You're getting on my nerds?"

noreply@blogger.com (Tascha) — Wed, 07 Apr 2010 01:35:00 +0000

Zoe decided to go outside and help Mikie with his car.

noreply@blogger.com (Tascha) — Tue, 06 Apr 2010 01:44:00 +0000

Today, my mom went through Zoe's rock collection and found a piece of dried dog poop.

noreply@blogger.com (Tascha) — Mon, 05 Apr 2010 22:03:00 +0000

Zoe locked herself in the bathroom before school today after my mom put bright green shorts on her.

"I DON'T WANNA LOOK LIKE THIIIIISS!"

noreply@blogger.com (Tascha) — Fri, 02 Apr 2010 04:13:00 +0000

Zoe got school pictures taken.

Photographer:
"So are you going to bring your boyfriend when you take pictures next time?"

Zoe:
"Um, noo. If I bring him my friends might tear his clothes off or something like that."

noreply@blogger.com (Tascha) — Wed, 31 Mar 2010 04:37:00 +0000

To Cassidy:
"Don't make me lie to you."

noreply@blogger.com (Tascha) — Tue, 30 Mar 2010 23:41:00 +0000

"I guess it's party or park time or something. Look at everyone outside, they're making a party. Can we make one? Please? Please Tascha?"

noreply@blogger.com (Tascha) — Mon, 29 Mar 2010 23:46:00 +0000

To Mom:
"Mommy, take me to the park because it's park time."
"Mommy, what's a German?"

About a picture of her taken in Germany:
"Hey! That's me in Germy!"