ZombieHellMonkey's House of Yucky Rotting Corpses III

Whistler's Mother

2011-10-17T11:35:00.000-04:00

The Ugly Man in the Elevator

2011-08-12T07:10:00.003-04:00

I had just finished an outdoor exercise session, so I was naturally quite sweaty when I got into the elevator; there was a couple inside, a FUCKING UGLY Hong Kong man and his subservient wife. As I stepped in, I noticed the man staring at me with the type of grimace you give to someone who just murdered and ate your grandmother. He stared disapprovingly at the sweat on my body, while his finger

Leakings From the Ether

2011-06-24T05:15:00.002-04:00

Albion Tech 7 ... coming soon!

2011-06-10T02:04:00.000-04:00

Our NEW product.

The Inspection of Frank

2011-05-17T04:10:00.002-04:00

Sometimes you just know when it will happen, and then it happens, and then you think to yourself that you were right, but then you hate it.

Food Poisoning

2011-05-04T01:36:00.002-04:00

Si Si Je Suis Un Zombie Rock Star

2011-05-01T09:50:00.002-04:00

Handmade Goods

2011-05-01T09:49:00.000-04:00

Questionable Woman Wearing A Dead Dog

2011-04-19T01:09:00.005-04:00

Brain Eater-pus

2011-04-14T12:01:00.000-04:00

He ate your brain and you didn't even notice - LOL.

To Catch A Monkey

2011-04-12T12:54:00.002-04:00

Sometimes, the only way to catch a monkey, is with your thing.

Alien Eye Probe Intrusion

2011-04-12T05:57:00.001-04:00

They're here to get him, they ... who are THEY? Strange beings from outer space who HATE humans, and they will probe them to learn their weaknesses ...

Heavenly Sacks

2011-04-10T09:53:00.001-04:00

Auf wiedersehen mein gut freuden.

The Thirty-Fifth Setting of Perfection

2011-03-17T06:50:00.000-04:00

I put the last of the waffle into my orifice - it was the least I could do, my body needed food to continue the reconstruction of my waistline. Rewind five days ago ... I was sitting in the garden shed, actually, I had just fallen, after I skidded on a snail - luckily, I survived, the snail was not so fortunate. Yet when I looked at the smeared mollusc, just a collection of skin and mucus like

The Hungry Man (reduxed)

2010-11-20T05:53:00.000-05:00

The Armpit Odour Addict (reduxed)

2010-11-17T11:58:00.000-05:00

Fun Times Doggie Style

2010-11-16T11:25:00.002-05:00

Chicken FUCKER REDUX

2010-11-15T10:55:00.002-05:00

Cannibal Feast

2010-11-08T09:32:00.002-05:00

The Thinker

2010-11-04T06:13:00.000-04:00

S~C~R~E~A~M

2010-11-03T09:21:00.000-04:00

Dog Eat Dog

2010-11-01T08:57:00.000-04:00

Brain Leakage

2010-10-26T09:53:00.002-04:00

The Ch1ck3n Sl4y3r

2010-10-25T07:29:00.000-04:00

The Zombie Eater

2010-10-20T10:42:00.000-04:00