He Admits It, Finally

noreply@blogger.com (ika) — Mon, 05 Jul 2010 06:55:00 +0000

When an ancient human skull Sangiran successfully lifted from the valley, a group of scientists who examined it difficult to determine its age.

Various laboratory tests conducted with various results that do not match each other. After walking for six months without results, the news was heard by the leadership of the intelligence services who then ordered his men to take over the problem.

Three days later, she proudly proclaim to the groups of scientists said that the skull was named Phalus Erectus and age 25 141 years 6 months 3 days. Groups of scientists are puzzled and amazed.

"How you can determine the name and age of the skull is so precisely when we are alone with a variety of sophisticated equipment not obtain satisfactory results," asked the experts.

The officer proudly replied, "Yes son, I had bruised fruit fist and skull are not bad things to lose, but ultimately he can not stand and confess as well."

A Comment of Paijo

noreply@blogger.com (ika) — Fri, 08 Oct 2004 06:48:00 +0000

Paijo was a janitor at a private high school is very well known. One afternoon, Paijo saw a crowd tens of students and some teachers in core classroom subjects of Physics. From the sound of noisy, there may be exceptional events there. Paijo originally indifferent, but finally he came over as well because one teacher who is also vice-principal called him.

After being investigated, there is a student who sports a lesson after kicking the ball that he should take it to the warehouse. Unfortunately the ball was on the glass windows into smithereens nako.

Elementary private schools who are used to democracy, do not be surprised if the teachers there to comment about that. Anyway it is related to the new competency-based curriculum (CBC) in which students are expected to not only know the theory but also have to know the real situation in any circumstances. Here is a dialogue from some teachers who were there.

Vice Principal: "What is your opinion or comment fathers teachers about what happened earlier?"

Physics Teacher: "Movement of the ball earlier is an example of the motion ballistic or projectile motion."

Chemistry Teacher: "The mass of broken glass before and after the same thing."
Math teacher: "The path the ball was definitely a curved parabolic curve."
Vice Principal: "Excellent commentary. What do Sugih pack? "
Pak Sugih the economics teacher replied: "To replace the broken glass should cost USD 100 000 pack."

Vice Principal: "It does not matter, we can ask the parents who kicked the ball earlier. What do you think Mr. Paijo? "

Paijo startled half to death because they do not think that will be asked for an opinion or comment. But to maintain prestige, and besides, she never joined nguping time teachers ditatar CBC, Paijo to comment by discipline.

Paijo: "When viewed from the disciplines of my pack, broken glass had been ... uh ... somebody ... more work for me but did not raise my pack!"

Vice Principal: "Smart also pack Paijo, no calamity instead used the opportunity to ask for a raise."

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He Admits It, Finally

A Comment of Paijo