zorro-unmasked

A GENTLE TICKING OFF FROM ERIC....

2013-06-14T09:08:00.001+08:00

Way back in 2007 I could not help noticing an unassuming mat salleh in our midst lending support to our various civil society activities. It became inevitable that Frenchman Eric and Malaysian Elaine would invariably be a member of the Special Bunch. Both took time off to enthusiastically campaign for PAS in Kuala Trengganu during its by-election. Eric was assigned back to Paris but both are

IF FLOGGED CONTINUOUSLY THE DEAD HORSE WILL GALLOP.

2013-06-09T19:54:00.003+08:00

NOTHING IS IMPOSSIBLE

FRIDAY GUEST COMMENTARY: KILL OK, TOPPLE NO OK!

2013-06-07T18:16:00.000+08:00

A few days after Muammar Gaddafi was killed, I met a Libyan student at a bus stop in Bandar Tun Razak and asked him why did the people of Libya hate Gaddafi so much? From the websites, we know that Gaddafi provided free education until the university level, free healthcare, cheap petrol and other benefits that surely the people of Libya should be very grateful indeed; but they did not. WHAT

REVISITING THE BALING INCIDENT (BI) 1974

2013-06-04T09:29:00.002+08:00

In 1974 and in 2013, the Malays opposed the government, but Najib has created a red herring and claimed that in GE13, it was a Chinese tsunami. The root cause of the BI was abject poverty and starvation. The rubber smallholders faced ruin when the global price of rubber plummeted. The farmers could not cope with the rising cost of living and rural families had to forage for food in the

IS HE ALWAYS TOLD THE TRUTH?

2013-06-02T20:10:00.001+08:00

Does HE know that since 2000 there has been 218 deaths in police custody? Does HE know that there has been 3 deaths in police custody within the last 11 days? Does HE know why MACC has not been held accountable for the death of Teoh Beng Hock and Sarbaini while they were in their custody? Does HE know why Mindef agreed to pay Razak Baginda RM500 million for services rendered to the

SACK THEM FOR AN INCOMPETENT JOB WELL DONE

2013-06-01T21:52:00.000+08:00

The Prime Minister pussyfooting around the EC issue during the Agong’s Birthday Award ceremony is definitely not the platform to announce this bland move on such an august occasion. We all can see through Najibs’ plethora of quick-fixes. His multibillion 1Malaysia lost him the majority votes. His boasts of making Malaysia a moderate and thus a most democratic country today leaves a bad taste

SUPERCALIFRAGILISTICEXPIALIDOCIOUS!

2013-05-31T16:48:00.001+08:00

The roots of the word have been defined as follows: super- "above", cali- "beauty", fragilistic- "delicate", expiali- "to atone", and docious- "educable", with the sum of these parts signifying roughly "Atoning for educability through delicate beauty." It can be defined as "something to say when you have nothing to say". During a robbery in Guangzhou , China , the bank robber shouted to

VOTING IN COLD BLOOD?

2013-05-31T04:02:00.003+08:00

7.8 million Malays voted on the 5th May 2013 election. We have been told that UMNO has 3.2 million members. So how come it got only 3.2 million votes? Assuming all its members voted for their glorious party, then UMNO’s votes came from its own members. It can’t speak on behalf of the Malaysian people. It can’t even speak on behalf of the 7.8 million Malays who voted on the 5th May 2013

PAUL LOW’S DEBUT PERFORMANCE!

2013-05-29T19:59:00.001+08:00

ACT 1 SCENE 1, A DISASTER!

WOW RIDHUAN TEE YOU ARE NOMINATED AGAIN BUT…….

2013-05-29T11:07:00.001+08:00

Two readers were quite annoyed with me for allowing the alleged MCA gigolo poster boy to get the POOP CHUTE award instead of the obnoxious Professor(???) RIDHUAN TEE: A Bad Boy said... Zorro, I must protest in the strongest of terms against Ridhuan Tee being denied a Poop Chute Award immediately. Ridhuan's previous efforts to make himself look a worthy PCA recipient have far far

SORRY RIDHUAN, A CHINESE BEAT YOU TO THE AWARD.

2013-05-27T04:20:00.001+08:00

Yesterday afternoon I posted on the possibility of Professor(?) Ridhuan Tee being nominated for the coveted Poop Chute Award. The first award was shared by two – the local Home Minister and his sidekick the Police Inspector General. There were suggestions that the second award be given to this other pair – Ridhuan and this MCA pup called SHEN YEE AUN. Good sense prevailed and the award

IS HE BEGGING FOR THE POOP CHUTE AWARD?

2013-05-26T18:15:00.000+08:00

It becomes apparent that he wants to take over Perkasa. It is obvious that he thinks Malays THINK like him, a Chinese. He believes that by conversion he IS Malay, despite irreversible skin pigmentation. He is incensed that till now NO Ruler has conferred him with a Datukship. Is he is still throwing tantrums for not being nominated as an UMNO candidate at GE13? Unmistakably, he is urging

TO THE PARTICIPANTS, WE SALUTE YOU.

2013-05-25T17:33:00.001+08:00

For those who are unable to participate in tonight’s rally at Dataran PJ, light a candle and follow the event live HERE.

THE CLOSURE OF THE FART CHAMBER BUT THE BEGINNING OF.......

2013-05-25T03:57:00.001+08:00

A great change of heart overtook me just recently…..more so after the arrest of people familiar to me. Is the dark force taking its revenge because I interned many of their kind in the Fart Chamber? Is the FC so potent that IT invites vengeance? Is it because I abused the kidney every time I get incensed at SOMEONE with “USE YOUR KIDNEY LAH” and pointing at the brain, that I had to have my

ADDRESSING ANOTHER REQUEST

2013-05-23T04:39:00.001+08:00

Dear Uncle B, I just returned from the Jinjang Vigil for Adam Adli incensed at the arrest of 18 vigilers. As an ABU (Asalkan Bukan UMNO) advocate, me and my friends over teh tarik just now, object to the Police Inspector General, KHALID ABU BAKAR having as his middle name ABU. It is not appropriate and not fair that he should carry this middle name as he is admittedly an UMNO underling.

LIGHT A CANDLE FOR ADAM ADLI

2013-05-20T18:45:00.001+08:00

QUOTES OVER BRUNCH TODAY "He's an intimidating kid, size-wise. They needed 10 to cuff him.” “Adam was in jinjang lockup for 24 hours. They are yet to decide what questions to ask him.” “I know the IGP cause you trouble. They cause trouble everywhere. But when you die and go to heaven. You find no PIG there” (POLICE INSPECTOR GENERAL) “We're not anti-police... we're

WHY PINCH WHEN YOU CAN PUNCH?

2013-05-19T05:24:00.003+08:00

As early as 1961 when I began my teaching career in Singapore, I start my mornings doing two things: don’t listen to morning news broadcast and start the day with the cartoon page in the dailies. Getting a dose of negative news isn’t my way of starting the day well, so why not have a good laugh before setting out on a new day – teaching. I got my first taste of socio-political cartoon with

WHILST NAJIB MULLS OVER THE YOKO GIRI AND KASA GIRI, MATHATHIR’S CAMP OPTS FOR ROOTS - THE KALARIPAYATTU.

2013-05-18T04:57:00.002+08:00

Although since the election Mahathir hasn't publicly disclosed his rejection of Najib as party leader and premier, he has signaled his irritation by telling reporters that UMNO would have to decide whether Najib Razak should step down (IN OCTOBER?), questioning Najib's strategists and saying their ideas may have contributed to BN's poor performance. Earlier reports said Najib, who saw

TOLD YOU SO!

2013-05-16T07:43:00.001+08:00

JUST ADDRESSING ANOTHER REQUEST......

2013-05-14T05:22:00.001+08:00

Saturday 8:55pm Jeyasakthi Jeyasingham Hi Uncle Zorro! Firstly i want to let you know how wonderful it is to have you back!!! Your blog is always open on my PC and I just refresh every morning...it is my companion with my morning coffee (or nightly read when all is quiet!). Read you story about you going to vote...was so moved...but also so happy that you made it to the polling

A BLESSED MOTHER’S DAY TO MUMMY…….

2013-05-12T14:31:00.001+08:00

and all those who lavishly “mothered” me in my time of need. You know who you are. THANK YOU!

JUST ADDRESSING A REQUEST.......

2013-05-12T14:17:00.001+08:00

Anonymous said... Uncle Bernard, Selamat Hari Guru!!! uncle. Hope your are OK now. Can you please inform Mr.SAKMONGKOL AK47 that, we still UNABLE to access his blog. Thanks. Orang Tanjong!!! May 12, 2013 at 12:12 PM

NOT CHINESE TSUNAMI…..MORE A NURUL TIDALWAVE!

2013-05-11T07:05:00.000+08:00

AWARDS OF THE WEEK: Anon 855pm, wherever you are, you captured THE NEW MALAYSIA so well, with perspicacity, let me add. THANK YOU…….. May 9, 2013 at 8:51 PM Anonymous said... zorro, I was caught in the traffic like many others and arrived at about 9.30pm. I could not get in. I hung around outside and saw Malaysians of ALL creed and colour in harmony with a common purpose

MEN AT WORK: AZMIN STAY OUT.

2013-05-10T20:34:00.002+08:00

LIVE FROM KELANA JAYA STADIUM

2013-05-08T18:19:00.001+08:00

THE NEW LAW ON PEACEFUL ASSEMBLY DOES NOT REQUIRE A POLICE PERMIT. INFORMING POLICE IS SUFFICIENT. 1049PM People I need to stop here, as I have an early 800am 4 hours dailysis session. Matron Karen giving me looks now when I was rushing thru dinner. Pak Samad reading his latest poem: IBU SEGALA PENIPUAN ***** THANK YOU TO THE SPECIAL BUNCH. Catch Anwar now on UBAHtv.