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noreply@blogger.com (Zuma Dogg) — Fri, 30 Dec 2011 10:28:00 +0000

This is the blog that is on the top of the Google ranker, since it has the http://ZUMADOGG.blogspot.com URL (domain address). But, http://ZumaDogg.com is re-directed to another URL, of mine, that gets more traffic, per post, so I do all my updates, there. Go to ZumaDogg.com, instead.

Zuma Dogg TV - 12/22/11: 2012 L.A. City Hall Preview - Hollywood MEGA-Project=MEGA-Shady, Venice Beach Bamboozle, FBI Probes Housing Non-Profit Dollars & "Herb Wesson BETTER Keep Bernard Parks PUT as Budget & Finance Chair," Says ZUMA DOGG!

noreply@blogger.com (Zuma Dogg) — Fri, 23 Dec 2011 03:49:00 +0000

CLEARLY PROVING, after five years of investigating L.A. City Hall (Aka: RICO-RACKETEERING MONEY LAUNDERING FACTORY), Zuma Dogg is the GREATEST Talk Show host in U.S. history.

Palm Beach may have Rush Limbaugh's EIB (Excellence In Broadcasting)...but Venice Beach has Zuma Dogg's LBB (Low Budget Broadcasting), but that doesn't mean it is not ALSO Excellent. I'd like to see anyone else sum it up and spit it out like this. There's a reason the L.A. media refers to me as a "legend, genius, prophet, hero, treasure, icon."

Upon watching this one-take, with no script or teleprompter, I can see why:

THIS VIDEO: CalPERS Update, MEGA-Hollywood Project=MEGA-Shady (All About Garcetti For Mayor), VENICE BEACH Boardwalk Bamboozle. Zuma Discusses What He Expects Regarding Enforcement. BUDGET CRISIS, FBI CITY HALL INVESTIGATION INTO L.A. Housing NON-PROFIT Money and HERB WESSON...Better keep Bernard Parks as Budget & Finance Chair.

ZUMA DOGG TV - 12/22/11 [2012 L.A. City Hall Preview]

AUDIO OF THIS VIDEO:
BEST OF 2011 - HOT SHOW!

Here's the 30 minute radio special based on Zuma Dogg Presents - "Best of L.A. Daily Blog - 2011 (Pts 1 & 2)" - HOT SHOW on FBI Probe of L.A. City Hall

noreply@blogger.com (Zuma Dogg) — Thu, 22 Dec 2011 06:25:00 +0000

Here's the 30 minute radio special based on Zuma Dogg Presents - "Best of L.A. Daily Blog - 2011 (Pt 1)" and Zuma Dogg Presents - "Best of L.A. Daily Blog - 2011 (Pt 2)".

Zuma Dogg recaps TOP issues leading to D.A. & FBI investigations into Los Angeles City Hall in 2011. Also, Zuma Dogg discusses his calls to FBI agents and conversations with FBI informants over the past year, predicting what to expect regarding news you will hear, see and read, elsewhere in 2012. That's how it's been for the past five years. Why should year six be any different. I'm still a gadfly with CURRENT AND LIVE FEDERAL CASE AGAINST JOHN SHALLMAN'S BOSS...CARMEN TRUTANICH! And Zuma Dogg's FIRST prediction of 2012, is you will hear Trutanich's consultant is being questioned by FEDS! BY FAR, this is ZD's most compelling radio show, as he describes conversations he had with FBI agents and their informants; and how he learns a lot when he talks to them, based on things THEY say/ask.

@ZumaDogg Tweets - Part 1:

2011: FBI PROBES LA HOUSING: ZD's Late 2010 Posts That Brought About: http://t.co/e5B3y9vq, http://t.co/rawk8qpy, http://t.co/BDpwZUHX about a minute ago
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2011 VIDEO: ZD Busts LA CITY @VENICEBEACH After FED VICTORY: Pt 1) http://t.co/GdqfU0oI, Pt 2) http://t.co/HaGSk15Q 10 minutes ago
2011 VIDEO: Zuma Dogg BLASTS LAPD at Police Commission meeting on TV, for selective enforcement @VeniceBeach. http://t.co/bWasGyph 15 minutes ago
2011: ZumaCAM angle of ZD Public Comment on LAHD/REAP, as NOW investigated by FBI: http://t.co/AjY6odpU (Jan 2010/FBI investigations, NOW!) 17 minutes ago
2011 VIDEO: Zuma Dogg BLASTS L.A. City Councilman Alacron on 30+ Indictments of District Attorney. SMOKER!: http://t.co/TrfJHZZA 20 minutes ago
2011: Public Comment (Jan): Quality & Productivity Czar, ZD, calls for FEDERAL OVERSIGHT of Villaraigosa FEDERAL MONEY! http://t.co/yMKq2Urx 25 minutes ago
HERE'S A SONG BY ZD YOU PROBABLY HAVEN'T HEARD: "Take Back The City, Take Back City Hall":
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GOOD VIDEO on OBAMA'S ECONOMIC POLICY (BAD VIDEO, if you are Obama): Wall Street Insider Speaks Out - http://t.co/TKmv145Q 32 minutes ago
GOOD BLOG POST: @LADragnet post on L.A. Shitty Attorney Carmen "The Clown" Trutanich. This one, his BULLY side. http://t.co/Nkexbo8i 42 minutes ago
If I'd guess, based on searches linking to my blog, I'd say John Shallman, DWP/Taylor Yard, Villar Pension Commissioners (Wetherly)=FEDS! about an hour ago
2011: The first year ZD calls FBI, directly, to give info provided by city insiders (employees), directing them to my news blog. THEY READ? about an hour ago
2011: Zuma Dogg calls FBI for first time, after having enough free speech violations during council meetings, to tell them a few things. about an hour ago
2011: After ZD said SINCE DAY ONE, "City Hall is a FEDERAL money laundering factory, in cahoots w phony non-profits, Council said it in Dec! about an hour ago
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2011: After appearances during televised council appearances, radio calls & blogging, ZD's claims of RACKETEERING validated by FBI probes! about an hour ago
2011: ALL ABOUT FEB! Garcetti banned me: I WENT STRAIGHT TO OBAMA/HOLDER/FBI w 5 yr summary of PENSION & HOUSING FRAUD! Seeing effects, now! about an hour ago
2011 RECAP: Ask Villaraigosa: Feb was ZD's most BRUTAL blogging, ever: Garcetti banned me=I went on LAHD/REAP & PENSION FRENZY for a MONTH! about an hour ago
REMEMBER: They say, "laughter is the best medicine," and 1000s of people SWEAR, Zuma Dogg is the funniest person they've ever seen. Thanks! about an hour ago
42.15: How come ALL focus on boardwalk crowding is over people in spaces; when STORES (EAST) take up 1/3 sidewalk w street signage/displays? about an hour ago
I wonder if the FBI is investigating DWP for overcharging customers? about 2 hours ago
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Hope McFarlane didn't invest pension$. Should NOT be invested in this risky, speculative, unnecessary project, -ZD on Grand Ave '07. It was! about 2 hours ago
MY BEST COMEDY WRITING: LONG before it was OFFICIALLY "DEAD IN THE DIRT" here's ZD's analysis of Grand Ave Project: http://t.co/I4i6nxmQ about 3 hours ago
BEFORE LACERS (pension) admitted they lost -20% of fund (SEVERAL BILLIONS), ZD was WARNING PUBLIC/COUNCIL, money invested in phony projects. about 3 hours ago
ONLY ONE ON RECORD: NO ONE in L.A. HISTORY raised MORE AWARENESS on Federal money washing via nonprofits (as council now admits) than Zuma! about 3 hours ago
HOW COME LAST mayoral race, Zuma Dogg was ONLY CANDIDATE calling attention to SERIOUS ISSUE of Villaraigosa COMMISSION APPOINTMENTS? NOW=FBI about 3 hours ago
Wonder why L.A.activists & neighborhood council ALLOWED "Special Event Fee" waivers for BIG BIZ. (MONEY for community.) ZD put STOP to THAT! about 3 hours ago
Wonder why The People of L.A. (front line activists/Neighborhood Councilmembers) ALLOWED Council to ban cameras at meeting. ZD CHANGED THAT! about 3 hours ago
"Smart Growth" is "Dumb Growth." Infrastructure can't support. City won't be able to afford to operate. You are not belt tightening." ZD/'07 about 3 hours ago
"Subprime will cause a housing bubble burst, that will cause a recession, next year, likes that we have never seen." -ZD May '07 to Council. about 3 hours ago
Every once and a while, a song comes along..."Stay Away," by Charles Bradley. From new Nirvana cover LP, "Newermind." Sounds like 70's soul! about 3 hours ago
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ZD's "Dicken's Trip." Was up at 4am, rollin' around, having memories of my life back to AGE TWO. 1st night of Hanukka? Was Dickens Jewish? about 4 hours ago
"Please continue to HOLD, for PROMPT assistance." What ZD heard on hold calling store. A violation of Deming's 14 Pts. EMPTY EXHORTATION! about 4 hours ago
Business & people EVACUATING L.A. (population reducing)=LAST THING L.A. needs is MEGA-HOLLYWOOD DEVELOPMENT. ALL about union jobs for Eric. about 4 hours ago
HOLLYWOOD MEGA-DEVELOPMENT: "Density," is "Density." ZD says nothing, "Elegant" about density. Tell it to traffic, crime & bursting pipes. about 4 hours ago
RT @Bill_Rosendahl: Wishing my constituents a happy and prosperous 2012! [Why, are you resigning in 2012? Otherwise, no chance.] about 5 hours ago

@ZumaDogg Tweets - Part 2:

"I don't trust him, at all. He's a fox in sheep's clothing. When he walks into the room, I watch my back." Bill Rosendahl on Herb Wesson. less than a minute ago
Hi! I'm Herb Wesson Housing Chair over LAHD/REAP. FBI now investigating dept. All 3 FBI bribe busts were out of my district. Make me Prez! about a minute ago
Hi! I'm Herb Wesson. All the FBI busts for bribe taking, is out of my district. Already in hot water over redistricting. Gonna fuck w Parks. 3 minutes ago
Hi! I'm Eric Garcetti. I know traffic is INSANE; Hollywood pipe just burst; LA can't remove trash/MORE '12 service reductions=MORE DENSITY! 4 minutes ago
I'm Eric Garcetti. Business & People left L.A. in RECORD #'s under my Prez tenure. Can't remove trash/service cuts/closures. MORE DENSITY! 6 minutes ago
MAKE NO MISTAKE: After businesses & people LEFT L.A., LAST thing needed is Hollywood DENSITY PROJECT. About union jobs for Eric's campaign. 8 minutes ago
2011 VIDEO: ZD Prevented From Free Speech by #OccupyLA CULT MOB. (Free Speech Group, Prevents Free Speech of OTHERS!) http://t.co/FlpRDHQ2 10 minutes ago
VIDEO: Zuma "Crazy Gideon" Dogg's Last Minute Christmas (& Hanukkah) $5 Dollar Gift Store - ADVERTISEMENT(?): http://t.co/ICcBMdOu 13 minutes ago
2011: Comedy Meets Tragedy - Zuma Dogg @OccupyLA cult encampment. LA Weekly coverage: http://t.co/u2zND0fv, http://t.co/xRk47Gd7 24 minutes ago
2011: After 2 LAPD 5150 evaluations for ZD "Over-The-Topness," LAPD Sarges (old & new) get smart & say, "I'll get you some pizza." CHEAPER! 28 minutes ago
HERB WESSON: You say, "not about ME, all about WE! " WE want B Parks to REMAIN Budget&Finance Chair. WE need adult in the room among dunces. 34 minutes ago
2011: ZUMA DOGG DELIVERS MASSIVE BLOW TO TRUTANICH OVER "MARTIN DOCTRINE" ZD's most RE-POSTED POST OF YEAR: http://t.co/u1MOj6y1 41 minutes ago
2011: Villaraigosa MOLE becomes ZD informant/"research pitbull." Connects pension dots out of NOWHERE. Info from Huizar/Garcetti moles, too. 45 minutes ago
2011: ZD GOT SMART=Instead of MISERABLE trip DOWNTOWN to alert FBI on TV35 (HOPING they'd see), I JUST PICKED UP PHONE,and directed to blog! 50 minutes ago
2011: FBI agent tells ZD, "he just went upstairs to tell the boss the information you just gave him." (PENSION FRAUD!) Posts went thru roof! 52 minutes ago
2011: FBI agent tells ZD, "The file on info you gave me on @Wendy_Greuel has been passed up ladder to person who knows more on City Hall." 54 minutes ago
MORE FED NEWS IN '12: HACLA (Del Angel/Montiel), LAHD/REAP/Systematic Code Enforcement, DWP/Taylor Yard, Pension Commissioners, J Shallman. 55 minutes ago
2011: ZD's TOP POLITICAL MESSAGE as L.A. Activist: PENSION FRAUD is the cause of City Hall's budget mess. FBI probe in '12 will prove it. 57 minutes ago
2011: ZD's TOP Message as public L.A. City activist: ZD=NOTHING w/out Collective Consciousness of The People/6th Sense. BEING VERY LITERAL. 59 minutes ago
2011: TOP 3 MOST WEALTHIEST PEOPLE TO TWEET @ZumaDogg: Newt Gingrich, Austin Beutner, Rick Caruso. (All recently, too!) about an hour ago
2011 VIDEO: After meeting w someone claiming to be FBI informant (w good info to back claim) ZD recaps ALL! http://t.co/avzgCq0i about an hour ago
2011 VIDEO: After not being called to ask Villaragiosa question on pension, Operative ZD has pal ask question: http://t.co/00fMTVRU about an hour ago
2011 VIDEO: Mayoral Candidate ZD Has To Call In To National Radio Show, To Set Record Straight on Debate Moderation: http://t.co/Y1bkyaIr about an hour ago
2011: #3 Most Viewed/Best Response of the Year: ZumaDogg Harassed by CBS TV Crew On Way To CVS To Get His Meds: http://t.co/QvnA5Emf about 2 hours ago
2011: Most Viewed Video of The Year - ZD EXCLUSIVE FOOTAGE of #RedHotChiliPeppers @Venice. ZD=EXCLUSIVE ACCESS! http://t.co/AKA1zX81 about 2 hours ago
2011: Can't do "Best of" w/out posting #2 Most Watched Video of the year: LISA HERNANDEZ & EXCLUSIVE ZD BootyCAM!: http://t.co/06W44S2o about 2 hours ago
READ MORE: Zuma Dogg Presents - "Best of L.A. Daily Blog - 2011 (Pt 1)" http://t.co/gI4R9FxF about 2 hours ago

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12/18/11: Week In Review: NEW KCET Video on L.A. Housing (D.A. & FEDS Investigaing!) & MORE & MORE Constitutional (FEDERAL) Flaws w Venice Beach 42.15

noreply@blogger.com (Zuma Dogg) — Sun, 18 Dec 2011 20:32:00 +0000

NEW: ZD's iRadioLIVE - MOBILE APPLICATION

2013 L.A. Mayoral Candidate "Zuma Dogg" Exposes L.A. Housing/L.A. City Hall NONPROFIT MONEY LAUNDERING, as now alledged by City Council, D.A. & FEDS!

RELATED TO L.A. HOUSING HACLA SCANDAL - ZUMA RETRO POST (June 2011): U.S. Senator Sends Letter To Secretary of Housing and Urban Development Wanting A LOT OF ANSWERS About L.A. Mayor Villaraiogsa's Housing Authority

Did Carmen Trutanich, Bill Rosendahl & L.A. City Ban CANVAS and The U.S. Flag on Venice Beach Boardwalk Under New LAMC 42.15? (VAGUE/IRRATIONAL)

ZUMA DOGG EXPLAINS Why L.A. City Is Arguing a LOSING FEDERAL ARGUMENT, Regarding Banning of HANDMADE JEWELERY, HANDCRAFTS & MORE=ECONOMIC TAMPERING!

2013 L.A. Mayoral Election - Candidate Profile: Zuma Dogg [Los Angeles Investigative Reporter & Free Speech Public Advocate]

12/17/11: L.A. City UPDATE: City Hall UNDER FEDERAL INVESTIGATION, NEW KCET VIDEO on Non-Profit/Housing SCAM & Read L.A. CAO BUDGET & LAUSD/DWP News

NEW VIDEO: KCET Segment on L.A. Housing (HACLA ) Federal Public Money FRAUD! : Embedded Video [Re-Cap of This Week's Council Meeting]

RADIO/AUDIO: Zuma Dogg Speaks, for the first time, on Venice Beach 42.15 (Explains Constitutional Flaws)

12/15/11: U.S.A. News,Talk, Politics UPDATE: Video - Rush Limabugh on Fox News, NO NFL for AEG's L.A. City & FBI Investigates

EMBEDDED VIDEO: Rush Limbaugh on Fox News "On The Record" with Greta Van Sustren (Full Original Video Feed)

12/14/11: News, Talk, Politics UPDATE: Is SEC/FBI ALL OVER L.A./CA PENSION FRAUD (See Names Being Searched), READ REAL LEGAL ARGUMENT vs LAMC 42.15!

SPONSORED AD: Zuma's Holiday Gift Store

MORE:

Zuma Dogg Analysis of Venice Beach 42.15 (Boardwalk Regulations) Passed by L.A. City Council (12/13/11): COMEDY ANGLES & CONSTITUTIONAL FLAWS

noreply@blogger.com (Zuma Dogg) — Wed, 14 Dec 2011 09:43:00 +0000

Interesting that at a zone, known for free speech expression, the city of Los Angeles is violating people's rights, to protect economic interests of the retail stores. LOL!

I noticed L.A Weekly linked to this blog, regarding Venice 42.15. Here are three posts that contain the analysis Dennis referred to:

Zuma Dogg Files Brown Act Complaint with Los Angeles District Attorney's Office For Violations on Venice Beach 42.15 Agenda Item (12/13/11 - READ COMPLAINT HERE! http://iRadioLIVE.com - U.S. News, Poltics & Talk)

L.A. City Council Passed COMEDICALLY FLAWED Venice Beach Ordinance 42.15 (Zuma Dogg TWEETS The COMEDY ANGLE) 12/13/11 - 2PM Update]

Zuma Dogg (and his attorney) EXPOSE MORE Problems with Trutanich's 42.15 (L.A. Council Agenda Item: 12/13/11) READ WORLD-CLASS LEGAL ARGUMENT, HERE!

Official "Best of The Zuma Dogg Show" Video Widget: [Pt 1]: ZD Embeds His Top Video Picks In An EZ-View Widget [http://ZumaDogg.com]

noreply@blogger.com (Zuma Dogg) — Wed, 14 Dec 2011 02:49:00 +0000

Zuma Dogg EXPOSES NEW Constitutional Flaws on Trutanich's Venice Beach 42.15 (Council Agenda Item: 12/13/11) - REAL LEGAL TALK

noreply@blogger.com (Zuma Dogg) — Mon, 12 Dec 2011 05:28:00 +0000

Zuma Dogg Presents MORE HARDCORE Constitutional FLAWS in L.A. City Attorney Carmen Trutanich's Venice Beach Ordinance 42.15.

QUICK SUMMARY: Friday, 12/9/11, Bill "Rosendope" Rosehdahl's Office sent out notice and the agenda item for 42.15, to be in council chambers (for a vote), this Tues, 12/13/11.

THEN, Rosendope's office believes they may have sent out the wrong link (not updated) and on SATURDAY, RE-SEND a NEW LINK to everyone...AGAIN...city does not do business on Saturday, and this is a BROWN ACT ITEM.

The City did not notify Zuma Dogg or his attorney. Zuma Dogg won a lawsuit in Federal Court, last year (still unsettled with L.A. City), and this ordinance affects ZD...and how funny they don't tell me or my attorney.

BUT OTHER PEOPLE DID -- AND ZUMA DOGG GOT EMAILS ABOUT IT ON SATURDAY, WHICH MADE HIM CRANKY. SO I TYPED THIS GENERAL REPLY:

Zuma Dogg OFFICIAL Reply to Questions Regarding Venice Beach Ordinance 42.15 (12/13/11 City Council AGENDA ITEM, UP FOR A VOTE? ZD says, "HELL NO!")

This is all merely my opinion, based on five years of deep, day to day involvement (my entire life) regarding Venice Beach boardwalk Ordinance 42.15 (Venice Beach boardwalk regulations.)

After a round of local neighborhood council, commission and committee meetings; and after being continued from last month (Nov '11), the item is, once again, in Los Angeles City Council chambers (up for a vote), this Tuesday, December 13, 2011.

As many readers know, my rights were violated on the boardwalk, under previous drafts of this ordinance, and I had to sue in Federal Court to make them stop. (A Federal judge ruled in favor of Zuma Dogg, et al, against the City of L.A. and placed an injunction on the various illegal, 1st Amendment/Constitutional violations, this very country was founded upon. And it WAS the FIRST amendment.)

And ZD was not the only one impinged, harassed and illegally violated. Some people had babies and kids and lost them to foster care, when parents lost their income, when the city prevented them from LEGAL ACTIVITY in the U.S.A.

So as word is hitting the community that the Ordinance is in council chambers and up for a vote, Tuesday; some people are contacting me to make sure I am aware; and some are contacting me to ask me what I think will happen.

Here is an email I sent to one person. It makes a nice "Official Reply From Zuma Dogg Regarding 42.15, Up For An L.A. City Council Vote on Tuesday, 12/13/11."

Dear (Constituent),

In reply to the question in your email:

It was on agenda, last month (Nov) as you may have known. It was continued until Tues 12/13. So that WOULD be the 1st reading. But, ZD hears A LOT from inside sources.

1) Council HATES Bill. He interferes on their things like AEG Stadium deal/etc. They won't mind tripping him up, just to give him a black eye/payback.

2) AND, it's a BIG mess; Arts/Parks/Rec Committee Member & NEW L.A. City Council President, Herb Wesson not happy it's been 5 years, and doesn't want to be back here, next year, on this issue. City Attorney admitted in committee to Herb, "Yes, it's flawed/not perfect, but we have to do something." (Herb don't care that Bill is in a political hurry) AND, the other councilmembers are not going to put themselves at risk, by voting yes, on something they know stinks (flawed/problems/judge won't like seeing them in court, with Zuma Dogg, again.) Council HATES City Attorney Carmen Trutanich, more than Bill. And they know Trutanich BLOWS things, out of vindictiveness...so they ain't gonna do Rosendhal or Trutanbitch any favors/put themselves at risk, JUST CAUSE WEAKEST-CM ROSENDAHL & TRUTANICH WANT WRAP IT UP, THE WAY OBAMA WANTS TO WRAP UP HIS, "JOBS BILL" before X-mas.

3) BIG!: You probably haven't heard (cause it's a secret), the city made a decision and now considers the entire Venice boardwalk a "park," in an attempt to be able to do more regarding homeless removal/enforcement. They have decided they CAN go up and take your stuff if you are not there, store it for 30 days, etc. A LOT OF ISSUES THAT LAPD IS NOT READY FOR, THAT HAVE NOT EVEN BEEN FULLY DISCUSSED (regarding enforcement.)

Someone ZD trusts LAUGHED and said it would be PREPOSTEROUS to pass it on Tues. They don't even consider it an reasonable option.

SO WE'LL SEE HOW SHADY COUNCIL IS. It hasn't been officially continued...and you may think I am biased (hoping the city keeps making FOOLS of themselves, but I WANT the new laws passed already, for my own personal & performing interests as a long time Venice performer and Venice local)...but after attending/watching meetings for five years...EVEN ZUMA DOGG (WHO HAS SEEN IT ALL) WOULD BE SHOCKED IF THEY DID NOT CONTINUE IT.

ESPECIALLY AND MOST based on the last part about considering the boardwalk a park, and all these LAPD issues.

As usual, I hope that answers the question.

Zuma Dogg
The Plaintiff

UPDATE: EVEN MORE REASON TO CANCEL TILL NEXT YEAR! What kind of either "shady," or "BEFUDDLED-BALL-DROPPING" BULLSHIT IS THIS!?!?! You send out an email blast on FRIDAY (12/9/11); then OVER THE WEEKEND, you send an update saying, "OOOPS...(maybe?) -- after everyone already thought they had the info, so won't be looking for it. (ROSENDOPE...maybe you should send ZD a copy, too, so I can catch your mistakes, before you blast out WRONG INFO to the whole city.)

From: ROSENDOPE'S OFFICE
Date: December 10, 2011 12:41:35 PM PST
To: SUCKERS Who Supported Bill Rosendahl for CM, and those held victim to his office.
Subject: LAMC 42.15

Hi folks,

I'm not sure if the link was updated with the latest City Attorney report when I sent out the agenda for Tuesday morning so here you go...http:/clkrep.lacity.org/onlinedocs/TOO LATE NOW.pdf

Thanks folks!
--
Office of Councilmember Bill "Rosendope" Rosendahl (Aka: Befuddled Mr. Magoo)

[Something seems fishy. The deputy who sends these emails out is smart. If he wasn't sure if he sent the right link, you SEE he sent a copy to himself (and has a copy in his "sent" box.) WHY NOT JUST CHECK AND SEE IF IT WAS THE RIGHT LINK, BEFORE ANOTHER EMAIL BLAST, MAKING YOURSELF LOOK DUMB! [DID THE CITY CHANGE THE LINK ON THE SITE, AFTERWARDS...and this was the Council office's "unofficial" way to say, "ILLEGALLY UPDATED W LESS THAN 72 HOURS NOTICE?]

WILL A LEADER PLEASE STAND UP WHO CAN MANAGE THE DISTRICT AND DEFEAT CLUMSY-CLOWN ROSENDOPE! And remember, people, NOW you have to navigate the links, again...and try to figure out if it's the same version, or different....and ZD sent the FIRST version to a bunch of people, so now I have to re-send it to everyone, just in case...WHAT A MESS!!!!

ELECTIONS!!!!!! HURRY!!!! DEFEAT ROSENDOPE!

5PM UPDATE...NOW, I'M REALLY CRANKY! The city doesn't do business on Saturday! How come they are sending out legal notifications on BROWN ACT AGENDA ITEMS on SATURDAY!!!

THEY DON'T TELL ZD OR SEND HIM THE INFO...OTHER PEOPLE START CONTACTING ME...I HAVE TO COME BACK INSIDE FROM SANTA MONICA BEACH PARK, ON SATURDAY AFTERNOON...PUT ON MY LEGAL SKI CAP..AND GET TO WORK...THAT MEANS MY ATTORNEY HAS TO GET TO WORK!!! AND NOW I'M IN A TWEET-FRENZY OVER THIS!!!!! CITY HALL ALERT: YOU GOT A ZUMA DOGG PROBLEM...AND I KNOW YOU ARE ALREADY DEALING WITH IT, TONIGHT, ON SATURDAY! (Aren't YOU!?!?!)

@ZumaDogg Tweets
NUTTY TRUTANICH: You can sell a statue of Yogi the Bear, but not a Yogi the Bear stuffed animal. What UTILITY does a stuffed animal have? less than a minute ago
CARMEN THE COMMUNIST: Venice 42.15. Zuma Dogg is a performer. And you KNOW what THAT means=I am not allowed to create any VISUAL art. REALLY 5 minutes ago
If you are a performing artist, you may NOT face paint someone's face like Gene Simmons of KISS or a kid's face for Halloween. Why not? 8 minutes ago
COMMUNIST CARMEN: Venice 42.15=A performer may not twist balloons for kids. Performers (balloon twister) NOT ALLOWED TO CREATE HANDCRAFTS! 10 minutes ago
42.15: "No clothing" means no Zuma Dogg shirts. I thought courts already ruled, "Shirts/hats are 'walking billboards/medium of expression." 37 minutes ago
CARMEN "COMMUNIST" TRUTANICH: SOME handcrafts have more rights than others. Painting/Sculpting is ok.stitching/knitting/carved wood=NOT ok. 47 minutes ago
THERE'S A REASON, CITY HALL ACCIDENTALLY FORGOT TO SEND ZD OLD INFO & NEW INFO on Venice 42.15 for Tues. I SEE ALL NEW CONSTITUTIONAL FLAWS! 3 minutes ago
List of problems on Venice 42.15 for Tues council vote=SO LONG; will be back from vacation before ZD gets done reading. TO BE "CONTINUED!" 10 minutes ago
After winning LAWSUIT against LA City Hall=forcing NEW laws, they FORGET to tell ZD about Tues meeting! NEW A-HOLE BEING TORN, AS WE SPEAK! 12 minutes ago
@Bill_Rosendahl: The City Attorney's Office will be wanting to talk to you on Monday, if they even wait that long. It's about Venice 42.15. 17 minutes ago
Oops! City forgot to send ZD Tues 42.15 info. Just read it. A JOKE. HARDCORE CONSTITUTIONAL PROBLEMS. WILL BE CONTINUED, NOW! 26 minutes
@Bill_Rosendahl @LindaLucks NO ONE sent ZD Tues info on 42.15. Pal told me/Just read it. HOWLING! SO OVERLY-VAGUE and ambiguous. A TRU joke. 28 minutes ago

HAVE I BUILT UP SUSPENSE?

HERE ARE SOME THINGS THE FEDERAL JUDGE WILL BE HEARING IF THE CITY EVEN THINKS ABOUT PASSING THIS WORLD-CLASS ORDINANCE BY CARMEN TRUTANICH. (THIRD-WORLD CLASS, THAT IS...LOSER! I WONDER IF TRUTANICH EVEN KNOWS ALL THIS AND IS TRYING TO GET AWAY WITH IT...OR IF HE'S JUST A DUMB-CLOWN-LOSER? EITHER WAY...HE LOSES.)

Now let's be BIG boys and girls...and think like a world-class, SUPER-ATTORNEY. Because I am paraphrasing him, at the "legalese" moments, and the word, "irrational," is HIS word:

Dear TruLOSER and L.A. City Clowncil,

How many times have I told you, Zuma Dogg is a genius, and you are morons and that you continue to listen to ALL the wrong people, instead of the ONE person who is ALWAYS RIGHT and JAMS IT UP YOUR ASS!!! (BEAT YOU IN FEDERAL COURT...and you are making it, EVEN EASIER, this time, as you are even MORE desperate to do, "Something/Anything.")

And I maintain, the proposed version of LAMC 42.15 is still constitutionally flawed, for all the OTHER reasons me and my attorney have WARNED your ass about, losers!

BUT NOW, I can see why you didn't send me the LATEST UPDATE and I had to be like Kevin Cronin of REO Speedwagon and, "heard it from a friend, who heard it from a friend..."

Your LATEST CARMEN THE CLOWN PIECE OF SOON TO BE INJUNCTED, PIECE OF LEGISLATIVE COMEDY, reveals several additional constitutional flaws, which I will summarize, in part, briefly (as in LEGAL BRIEF YOUR ASS) below:

To paraphrase my attorney, "vague, ambiguous, irrational and unconstitutional distinction between 'creating visual art in its entirety' (which is allowed) -- and the 'completion' or 'partial' creation of visual art (which is not allowed). Visual art that is completed or partially created on the Boardwalk deserves as much First Amendment protection as visual art that is created entirely on the Boardwalk.

To put in it ZumaLease: This says you can't "decorate" or "customize" things. For example, you can't take a belt and "bedazzle" (customize) it. PRETTY RESTRICTIVE. And then the ambiguous task of LAPD enforcement/trying to sort it out. "Excuse me...I see you painted that statue of L.A. City Hall red, white and blue, like a flag. Did you MAKE that statue of city hall, yourself, or did you get it somewhere else, and then paint it?" Or, "Good morning. I see you have jewels on that paperweight. Did you MAKE that paperweight? Says, "made in China," on the bottom of the paperweight." This is what "partial creation" means. PRETTY RESTRICTIVE!

Likewise, visual art that is "mass produced" or "produced in limited variation" is not entitled to any less First Amendment protection than visual art that is created entirely on the Boardwalk. [Guess I have to make each Zuma Dogg bobble head or Carmen The Clown doll, by hand. Can't mass produce them -- and can't use other things to make them out of, as the canvas/medium. If I wanted to take a Kojak doll and stick an Afro on it, as a parody, ILLEGAL UNDER TRUTANICH! I HAVE TO MAKE THE KOJAK DOLL, TOO!]

In other words, you have to make EACH AND EVERY ITEM, by hand/can't be mass produced? So if I wanna sell Zuma Dogg "Bobble-heads" (or a "Trutanich The Clown" doll), you have to make each one by hand, and can't have them on cafepress. And, if I want to hand out, "DO NOT VOTE FOR CARMEN TRUTANICH," posters, I can't have them printed at Kinkos? The paper is just the medium, dude. It's not about the process of getting the ink on the canvas, BULLY!

Furthermore, the term "Handcrafts" is vague, ambiguous, irrational and unconstitutional. Why is the artistic expression involved in "weaving, carving, stitching, sewing and beading" (which is not allowed) entitled to less First Amendment protection than painting, sculpture and other forms of artistic expression (which are allowed), dumb asses? (THINK ABOUT OUT THAT??? "Clay is O.K.! Wood is no good?" INSANITY!!! Reminds me of some overseas country, we fight wars against, over these types of constitution, artistic expression issues. Maybe Trutanich should move to SOME OTHER country.)

Moreover, your latest loser version of 42.15 bans ALL "Handcrafts," yet it only finds that "most" Handcrafts are not allowed, over "nominal utility" issue, that I won't try to explain here. BUT DUMMIES...since the City itself admits that some Handcrafts do not have "nominal utility" (are not in violation), the absolute ban on ALL Handcrafts is vague, ambiguous, irrational and unconstitutional -- and a shady attempt to once again try to bamboozle the legendary icon and his constituents.

PLUS, it bans clothing. Zuma Dogg's Zuma Dogg T-shirts are clothing. TRUTANICH...you and you staff and Norm "Kuku" Kulla and you OUTSIDE COUNSEL...KNOW, the 9th Circuit has said...T-SHIRTS and HATS ARE IN! They are 1st Amendment expressions. A medium like a canvas. And, AGAIN...just like in 2006, I DON'T CARE THAT YOU DON'T WANT PEOPLE SELLING LAKERS SHIRTS! Enforce that under municipal code. YOU DON'T PASS NO FUCKING LAW THAT SAYS NO CLOTHING, DUMB-FUCK, MORONS! PLUS, YOU SAY I HAVE TO MAKE EACH ONE ON THE BOARDWALK, AND CAN'T HAVE THEM PRINTED IN A MASS RUN???

WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU!?!? ITS A GLARING 500 LB ELEPHANT IN THE ROOM! YOU HAVE "NO CLOTHING" ON THE ORDINANCE!!!! YOU ARE IN MASSIVE CONFLICT OF FEDERAL LAW, ASSHOLES...AND I AM GONNA TEAR YOU A NEW ONE, TRUTANICH, YOU FUCKING MORON CLOWN! YOU ARE RUINING YOUR FAMILY "TRUTANICH" NAME FOR YOUR WEAK AND INJURED SON!

LEGALESE-TEAM ZUMADOGG, urges you to reject, denounce and pounce (back up Trutanich's ass) the proposed ordinance and vote, "NO," without even continuing the item. Please immediately share my message with all members of the City Council and Carmen "The Clown" Trutanich. (They need to notify city employees...DON'T NEED TO SHOW UP TO THE COUNCIL MEETING ON TUESDAY! We are short staffed, in ALL city departments, and they may as well stay in their departments and do REAL WORK...instead of showing up at city hall, waiting an hour; to have it continued.

L.A's Legendary Political-Prophet Icon [No Name Needed!]
The Plaintiff

NOTE: These are only NEW complaints, ZD and his attorney stumbled upon, today, after ZD's pal sent a copy of what Rosendope's office circulated. Maybe, I'll get Part 1 (previous stuff) and do a Part 2 post.

12/7/11: Zuma Dogg's L.A. City News: Rush Limbaugh on Subprime Fraud, Barack Obama on How To Be A Loser, Barry Sternlicht Impresses Zuma Dogg on CNBC & VILLARAIOGSA=OUT OF EXCUSES

noreply@blogger.com (Zuma Dogg) — Thu, 08 Dec 2011 06:42:00 +0000

In between comedy, I run a political blog. Here's today's output:

ZD's Political Blog - LACityNews.com

REALITY TV SHOW: "The Zuma Dogg Show": Best of Occupy LA (Worst of, Actually!) Watch Cult Mob Attack Non-Occupier on City Hall PUBLIC PARK SPACE (Was Begginning of END for Occupy LA @ City Hall!)

noreply@blogger.com (Zuma Dogg) — Wed, 07 Dec 2011 03:12:00 +0000

Zuma Dogg's FIRST TRIP to Occupy LA Cult Encampment at L.A. City Hall

Zuma Dogg's RETURN TRIP to Occupy LA Cult Encapment at L.A. City Hall - TO TRY TO EXPRESS HIS OWN FREE SPEECH. (Quickly attacked by Occupy LA cult mob, who seems to believe they legally seized control of public space at City Hall:

OCCUPY YOGA! MEDITATE FOR 1% PAYING "FAIR SHARE!" (EASIER THAN ACTION!)

ZD TRIES TO GET LAZY, CONFUSED OCCUPIERS TO GO "INSIDE" TO CITY COUNCIL MEETING...ZUMA'S 11AM WAKE UP CALL TO OCCUPY CULT MOB ENCAMPMENT (COMEDY):

VIDEO EVIDENCE: NUTTY CULT MOB PREVENTS ZUMA DOGG FROM FREEDOM OF MOVEMENT & EXPRESSION ON CITY HALL PUBLIC PARK SPACE!!! LAPD AFRAID TO SET FOOT ON ENCAMPMENT, AT RISK OF HURTING THEIR FEELINGS!: (Begging of the end for Occupy LA at L.A. City Hall!)

PRECURSOR: ZUMA DOGG INTERVIEWED BY USC STUDENTS ABOUT OCCUPY LA. ZD EXPOSES MUNICIPAL PROBLEMS WITH CULT MOB ENCAMPMENT SEIZING CONTROL OF PUBLIC SPACE:

ZUMA DOGG CALLS INTO LOCAL TALK SHOW TO DISCUSS THE PROBLEM CITY HALL ALLOWED:

FINAL STRAW: Zuma Dogg BLASTS CITY ATTORNEY & VILLARAIGOSA FOR BOTCHED EFFORT, THAT ALLOWED UNSAFE SITUATION TO FESTER...NOW IT WILL COST UNCOUNTED MILLIONS!!! ZUMA DOGG ISSUES FINAL NOTICE TO CITY HALL...MOVE CULT MOB, NOW!!!! (They were moved, next day!)

"The Zuma Dogg Show" for 12/5/11: Embedded Player ["Brain-seizing artistry" - LA Weekly] http://ZumaDogg.com (Comedy, Politics, Improv, Reality, TV, News, Talk)

noreply@blogger.com (Zuma Dogg) — Tue, 06 Dec 2011 05:03:00 +0000

Here is a half hour stream, for 12/5/11, from "The Zuma Dogg Show" archives.

I hope you feel this mere random half hour is the most entertaining half hour in TV history. [Pt 1: 20 mins. Pt 2: 10 mins.]

BONUS VIDEO:

"The Zuma Dogg Show" - Best of City Hall Era ('06-'11) Embedded YouTube Playlist ("Genius, Legend, Prophet, Icon") http://t.co/mst7me9u ["ZD City Hall Era "Boxed Set"]

NEXT: "Best of Zuma Dogg at Occupy LA" (More like "Worst of")

ZumaDogg.com

Welcome To ZumaDogg.com: About Zuma Dogg

noreply@blogger.com (Zuma Dogg) — Tue, 06 Dec 2011 03:16:00 +0000

Welcome to ZumaDogg.com,

First of all, thanks to Newt Gingrich, who tweeted me a reply on "14 Point Plan" article, I tweeted to him. (Thanks, Newt! A U.S. Presidential candidate who replied to ZD on his "plan!" Takes feedback and replies!)

AND, a ZD reader in Wimington, NC sent me a facebook message, asking for my help with HIS local city council on 1st Amendment issues and noted, "Zuma Dogg, I consider you a hero to our nation and The People..." (Thanks!)

And here's what the media, elected officials and more of The People have to say about ZD, just to give the guy in NC some credibility...

* "Brain-seizing artistry. A local underground superstar. -D. Harvey/LA Weekly

* "A public access icon." - M. Fleischer/LA Weekly

* "Local Legend" - Doug McIntyre/KABC, Red-Eye Radio

* Featured on ABC News Nightline, CBS2, KNBC4, KABC7, KCAL9, FOX11 TV and KFI, KABC, K-TALK & KRLA radio as L.A.'s most recognized and respected citizen voice.

Zuma Dogg video legacy (on YouTube)

* "Zuma Dogg fought the oppressive, tightly controlled L.A. City Council meetings presided over by Council President Eric Garcetti, who had banned video cameras. After police tried to stop Zuma Dogg from taping the council deliberations, he railed against the big shots for months, slamming Garcetti as “Garshady” on his show and on his whistleblower blog. "Whatever happened to free speech in this country?," Zuma Dogg asked. He prevailed against Garcetti’s rules, and now brings his cameracorder to every council meeting, as can any member of the public thanks to him." - LA Weekly.

* "You're actually one of my favorite people to watch on TV." - Former L.A. Mayor Richard Riordan to Zuma Dogg on KABC radio.

* " Zuma Dogg has distinguished himself as a "mix of curiosity and crusader" fighting for what he considers his free-speech rights."He's been able to do it with humor and at times be more direct and substantive." Los Angeles City Council President Eric Garcetti/Los Angeles Times

* "An original ... another treasure of Venice." - Los Angeles City Councilman Bill Rosendahl

* " A civic treasure." - Michael Higby/Mayor Sam's Blog (L.A. politics)

* "I've seen your show on TV. Keep doing what you're doing." - Dennis Franz

* "A very funny comedian." - Howard Stern

* "Everyone watches Zuma Dogg!" - Reggie Miller/NBA All Star

* "We watch your videos on our tour bus. We need more." - Dean DeLeo (STP)

* "I am such a fan of your show." - Courteney Cox-Arquette

* "Zuma Dogg is Da Bomb!" - Emilio Estevez

* "Love your show buddy. I watch it all the time." - Adam Sandler

* "Zuma Dogg, not only one of the most recognizable figures at City Hall, cordially greeted by passersby, including security guards and Mayor Antonio Villaraigosa, he also has the ear of high-level insiders, who feed him information in the hope that he’ll expose, and possibly stop, one questionable government project or another." - LA Weekly (Click here for article.)

* ""He wakes us up; it gets everyone's attention." L.A. City Controller Wendy Greuel/Los Angeles Times

(GOOD! I THINK IT WOULD HAVE BEEN ENOUGH FOR MOST PEOPLE, IF MY ONLY DISTINCTION WAS WAKING THEM UP!)

* "Something between stunned and amazed. "I've never seen anything like it." - Former California Assembly Speaker, Councilman Herb Wesson/Los Angeles Times

THANKS TO THE NEARLY 10,000 PEOPLE who voted for "Zuma Dogg" in the last Los Angeles Mayoral election. (Not a bad number to pull, considering the historically low voter turnout, and the fact that ZD didn't spend a penny on his campaign, and didn't have the luxury of one flier." The mayor spent $3 million, just for comparison.)

* "Zuma Dogg, who is smarter than and knows more about city government than most Council members, has become something of an urban folk hero, skewering City Hall foibles and failures in his frequent public comment appearances broadcast on Channel 35. His campaigns for mayor and now CD2 attracted respectable numbers of votes for a candidate who was not only is penniless but homeless." - Ron Kaye/RonKayeLA.com (IMAGINE IF I HAD PENNIES TO WORK WITH!)

* "It would be nice to see someone with the heroism of Zuma Dogg in office." - Kevin James/870-KRLA Radio

* "I too, as you may know, am a Deming fan. I think your synthesis of his work is fabulous." - Anthony Robbins

* "Very Well Done." - Dr. W. Edwards Deming on "Interpreting Deming's 14 Points," by Zuma Dogg. (Published internationally in "Quality Digest." I was told the letter from Deming had to be a fake, cause all he ever did was scribble red ink on everything. Let alone send a response like that. I had to fax the letter to some folks for verification. LOL! Too good to be true. I was in my 20's and was told, they were expecting someone in their 60's or 70's, because it usually takes that long to be able to write something at that level. Awe Shucks!)

* "I especially liked your of explanation Deming's more controversial points." - Don Dewar/Publisher, Quality Digest

* "You not only took our ideas, but expanded them in ways I thought were very interesting." - Al Ries ("Marketing Warfare," "22 Immutable Laws of Marketing," "Focus.")

Guess networks and cable channels couldn't come up with anything as good as "Zuma Dogg" for all their mulit-million dollar budgets and writers and producers and directors and technical crew and marketing departments. BECAUSE THESE PEOPLE WERE WATCHING "ZUMA DOGG" INSTEAD OF YOU...AND I HAD TO DO IT BY CATCHING THEIR ATTENTION IN A CHANNEL SURF, WITH THE (BY FAR) LOWEST PRODUCTION VALUE OF ANY SHOW IN TELEVISION HISTORY. I WIN, LOSER!:

UNSOLICITED EMAIL COMMENTS FROM REAL PEOPLE WHO CAUGHT "ZUMA DOGG" DURING AN L.A. CABLE TV CHANNEL SURF:

I was not at all prepared for the brilliance of your show.

In all honesty I was absolutely blown away. It was the most fresh, funniest, innovative thing that I've seen on television in the past five years

You're a genius! When can we catch more shows? Do you have any of your old shows available?

honestly, you may have been the funniest person i've ever see. I was laughing so hard I woke up my girlfriend.

If i owned a big TV company your show would be on 24/7!! I have never laughed so hard for so long, it's awesome. Can't wait for the next one, me and my friends will be talkin about it for a week! lol...

How can I get a copy of tonight's episode? It was the funniest thing I've seen in years. Thank you.

I hope you know you have the best show in the history of the planet!

I was wondering if I could maybe get your Autograph...It would mean alot...I know a ton of kids at my skool that love your show too....They are always talking in your voice and going crazy..

you have the best show ever, you are the best white rapper in the world!!!

It was so beautiful that I had tears in my eyes. Let's just say I was moved.

I think your show displays a VERY intelligent and socially conscience realistic view of the world and you do it in a very original and very artistic way.

NOBODY HAS DONE WHAT YOU ARE DOING. Keep it up.

i love your show. it is the most excellent thing in all of televisionland.

My name is Lauren and let me begin by saying you are one of the finest displays of unconventional genius I've seen in a long time.

We just wanted to write to let you know how spectacular we thought your show was.

i was just wondering, if there's anyway i can buy your shows on video or something.

my boyfriend and i just stumbled upon you singing saturday night fever tunes - and we can't stop laughing - thanks...

I caught your last episode. Let me tell you that it was a Classic. The part about Elton John had me laughing all night.

Do you sell your music or dvds of your show? If not, you should. Your latest song is good as hell.

saw your show the other night and let me say,it was some of the funniest shit i've seen on tv in a long time,keep up the good work.

My girlfriend and i caught your show for the first time 3 weeks ago. I recorded it and show it around to friends. It is so g-damn funny. I keep waiting to see you somewhere.

Just to let you know, I dig what you do, you are a funny and talented person. It took me a couple shows to get it but now I got it so keep it up, look forward to the new shows.

I CAN MATCH EVERY ONE OF THESE QUOTES WITH 100 MORE, JUST LIKE IT...but, you will STILL try to come up with a reason why it would NEVER WORK!

"No one would ever watch this. It's not a show. It's not even comedy." - Comedy Central. Meanwhile, I just keep on, keepin' on...growing more legendary and iconic by the day. Like Irene Cara says, "What A Feeling!"

Do you think you are ever going to find anyone who can generate buzz like this? It was all out of an empty pocket, mostly while homeless, as it all unfolded LIVE before the people's eyes on local cable TV, radio, newspapers and internet. (The world's most compelling REAL, reality show.)

STORY: Local public access TV personality, Zuma Dogg was told by City Hall he couldn't set up his amp or sell Zuma Dogg shirts, CDs & DVDs at Venice Beach boardwalk, anymore. ZD protested this 1st Amendment violation of the U.S. Constitution inside the chambers of L.A. City Hall, as televised LIVE throughout the city, and created more political backlash against them than any single voice in history -- and woke up the whole city to the fraud, waste and abuse that pushed the city to the edge of bankruptcy. On October 2010, a Federal Judge agreed with Zuma Dogg, who sued the city over this matter, and issued an injunction against the city as they prepare to pay Zuma Dogg for damages.

It's either an Academy Award worthy movie in the right hands or the biggest cable network talk show in television history. (Not second biggest, and biggest by a lot.)

Zuma Dogg

Writer/Producer/Director/Host

The Zuma Dogg Show

ZumaDogg.com

Zuma Dogg PayPal ALERT: See "Donate" Button Here to Support FIVE YEARS of Zuma Dogg Blogging & Activism [ALSO: L.A. City "Week In Review" - NOW POSTED!]

noreply@blogger.com (Zuma Dogg) — Sun, 04 Dec 2011 20:53:00 +0000

DECEMBER 2011: HOLIDAYS are the LAST thing on my mind. My rent increased by FIVE TIMES the amount (Previous Rent Payment x 5=ZD SCREWED!) It is NOT a mistake. YES, they were able to do that. (I was paying extra low rent, and now it "adjusted" to a higher rate.

PLEASE SHOW YOUR SUPPORT FOR THE PAST FIVE YEARS (OR TEN YEARS, if you are original ZD Show cable TV watcher), by AT LEAST sending $1.00 (one dollar) via PayPal, so I know you are reading and at least make the TECHNICAL effort of going through the PayPal motions...I WANT TO SEE FEEDBACK!!!! AND NOT IN THE FORM OF, "HANG IN THERE/KEEP GOING/YOU HAVE A LOT TO OFFER/PEOPLE RELY ON YOUR STUFF!!!! NOPE!!!!! I WANT ACTION!!! IF YOU CAN'T SENT $100, $20 or $10...SEND $1 DOLLAR, JUST SO I KNOW MY PAYPAL LINK WORKS AND PEOPLE KNOW HOW TO USE IT!

AND THE "WEEK IN REVIEW" IS POSTED ON THE RIGHT HAND COLUMN OF THIS BLOG. (See links!)

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REALITY SHOW: Zuma Dogg at Occupy LA (News/Politics/Comedy/Reality) - SEE THE REAL OCCUPY LA (Embedded Videos Here!)

noreply@blogger.com (Zuma Dogg) — Mon, 31 Oct 2011 18:40:00 +0000

This blog post by Zuma Dogg. Los Angeles Candidate for Mayor in 2009 election vs Villaraigosa and declared candidate (filed with ethics commission) for 2013 L.A. Mayoral election. (Still kinda early, and NO ONE is official a candidate on the ballot, yet. But I am as official and declared as any L.A. City Hall official who is running for office. I mention this, due to the headline reference.]

IF YOU HAVEN'T SEEN THURSDAY'S VIDEO (1st trip to OccupyLA) as featured by LAWeekly, watch this, first. The rest are from the next day, Friday. Today is Sunday 10/30/11.

BOTTOM LINE: L.A. Mayor Anotonio Villaraiogsa better show Zuma Dogg the "SPECIAL EVENT" PERMIT that OccupyLA has applied for; and been approved for, or MOVE THE HOSTILE/DANGEROUS MOB OUT OF THE CITY HALL PUBLIC PARK SPACE! THE PEOPLE WANT THEIR OPEN SPACE BACK -- AND NOT HAVE TO ENDURE A MOB ATTACK ON FREE SPEECH. L.A. CITY HALL HAS ALLOWED A MOB TO TAKE CONTROL OF THE PUBLIC PARK SPACE AT CITY HALL. And the video in this post proves that. And you hear the legal argument in the top video.

ZUMA DOGG DISCUSSES LEGAL PROBLEMS FOR CITY AFTER ZUMA DOGG WAS MOBBED BY OCCUPY LA CROWD WITH NO POLICE BACKUP ON L.A. TALK SHOW!

THIS SLICE OF LIFE INSIDE COUNCIL CHAMBERS starts off SLOW, but I go outside to OccupyLA crowd. GOOD WATCH FROM 5 minute mark, if you can forward video.

DAMN: The video got knocked off, but after ZD rustles up speakers for public comment, CITY COUNCIL MAGICALLY CANCELS THE MEETING! No meeting, means NO QUORUM, MEANS WHEN ZD BLOWS HIS STACK, LOUDLY, HE IS NOT DISRUPTING ANY PUBLIC MEETING. It's the same thing as shouting on the street. And you can use the "f" word, although they would prefer if you didn't. SO IN OTHER WORDS, after making people who showed up for an item on the agenda to speak (members of the public) sit through an hour of puppy giveaways and proclamation "pats on the backs," they announce they couldn't muster up enough councilmembers, getting paid $189K a year, plus benefits, perks and kickbacks to carry out city business. NOW, Tuesday's meeting will be jammed up with items from Friday, as well...and then they always have to rush through things, mistakes are made, then Zuma Dogg is following up on that. (I'M SURE THEY DIDN'T CANCEL THE MEETING CAUSE I SHOWED UP FOR THE FIRST TIME IN MONTHS TO TALK ABOUT THE FBI PROBE & OCCUPYLA [NO PERMIT] ISSUE...after I was outside rustling up comment speakers.) AREN'T YOU GLAD I'M STILL UNSETTLED AND BACK, NOW THAT I SEE IT WILL NEVER WORK OUT BETWEEN US!

Additional USTREAM Updates as they post: http://www.ustream.tv/user/ZumaDogg/videos
ENTIRE Zuma Dogg HISTORY on YouTube: http://YouTube.com/ZumaDogg

SHOCKING VIDEO: Occupy LA Mob Pushes/Shoves/Blocks/Prevents/Tampers with Rights of Other's Free Speech (MOB HAS TAKEN OVER CITY HALL PUBLIC SPACE!!! CITY WILL BE HELD LIABLE!)

noreply@blogger.com (Zuma Dogg) — Sun, 30 Oct 2011 06:33:00 +0000

VIDEO: Zuma Dogg is "attacked" by ANGRY OCCUPY LA crowd, as they try to prevent his free speech in a public park.

In this video from 10/28/11, Zuma Dogg set up his amp, to sing and deliver his political message (as protected by the U.S. Constitution). As soon as he began, he was quickly surrounded by an angry mob, who tried to prevent him from expressing his own message. The attempts to prevent the "Jackie Robinson" of Free Speech exercise (@ZumaDogg) included encroachment; shoving; pushing; shouting in close proximity/blocking his camera and movement; continually shutting off his amp; screaming to the speaker how to perform, and what her was allowed to do -- and how he was allowed to do it; stealing the power cord to his amp, at which time he was told he could have it back "IF" certain conditions were met; and you can hear, when he's finally allowed, fo a moment, to start speaking -- he is speaking in a calm/non-shouting tone...then the crowd further harasses and incites him, as he has to try to get on top of the mob that has gathered around. It is a big park. No reason my movements and expression had to be limited/impinged. A guy with brass knuckle gloves approached who identified himself as a "peacekeeper," there to protect the speaker. I guess he makes those discretionary decisions. (Is the brass knuckled glove "peacekeeper" official L.A. City Hall security?

L.A. MAYOR ANTONIO VILLARAIGOSA & LOS ANGELES CITY COUNCIL HAS ALLOWED AN UNSAFE ENVIRONMENT TO FESTER IN THE OPEN PARK SPACE ON THE LAWN OF CITY HALL BY FAILING TO REQUIRE OCCUPY LA TO FILE FOR, AND BE APPROVED FOR THE PROPER EVENT PERMIT.

Speakers were tied to the light post along the steps, with only two of the three speaker stand legs on the cement, while one leg hung over the ledge -- as the speaker stand was tied by string to the city hall light post, with wires across the steps. THAT IS WHY PERMITS ARE APPROVED! SO CITY STAFFERS ARE THERE TO MAKE SURE THING ARE CARRIED OUT SAFELY!

SO AN MOB SCENE IS ABLE TO FESTER...CAUSE CITY HALL HAS DONE NOTHING! AND HERE'S THE QUESTION: HOW COME THERE WAS NOT A COP IN SIGHT??? YOU HAVE A TENT ENCAMPMENT THAT HAS BEEN ALLOWED TO FESTER INTO A MOB THAT DID EVERYTHING POSSIBLE TO CHEW UP AND SPIT OUT ZUMA DOGG!!! I WAS SCREAMING FOR COPS!!! CITY HALL HAS CAMERAS MONITORING THE LAWN AND STEP AREA! WHY DID NO COPS COME OUT??? WHEN YOU WATCH THIS VIDEO THE ANSWER IS CLEAR: They did not want it to be on the national cable news and newspapers that cops had to be sent out to address the OccupyLA crowd.

So instead, Villaraigosa & City Council allow Zuma Dogg to fend for himself against an angry mob, and hope it doesn't turn out into Bryan Stowe Part 2 (LA City Hall lawn, instead of Frank McCort's parking lot.]

BREAKING: ZUMA DOGG'S LEGAL CHALLENGE VS CITY OF LOS ANGELES: On October 28, 2011, after City of Los Angeles allowed an (cont) READ HERE: http://tl.gd/dt5tik And Zuma Dogg DISCUSSES this issue with Hernandez/Sheftel on LA Radio LIVE (10/29/11):

Zuma Dogg on LA Radio LIVE discussing legal argument

ALSO: LA WEEKLY COVERS ZD @ OCCUPY IN INNOVATIVE WAY: ZD was streaming LIVE on blog, and LA Weekly was blogging about it, on their blog, as it was streaming. SO AWESOME!!! GOTTA LOVE TECHNOLOGY, DON'T YOU, CITY HALL???

ZD's 1st Trip to Occupy LA, ALSO COVERED BY:: Wall Street Journal http://t.co/vWMG7ckc; Mayor Sam http://t.co/AcQyexeL; Joe Mailander http://t.co/n0fQN3Z9
and Hernandez/Sheftel Radio Show (as embedded above).

Zuma Dogg: Audio, Video & Social Media

noreply@blogger.com (Zuma Dogg) — Sun, 09 Oct 2011 07:35:00 +0000

OVER COURSE OF THESE POST, PAST TWO WEEKS, Newt Gingrich tweeted me a reply on "14 Point Plan" article, I tweeted to him. (Thanks, Newt! A U.S. Presidential candidate who replied to ZD on his "plan!" Takes feedback and replies!) AND, a ZD reader in Wimington, NC sent me a facebook message, asking for my help with HIS local city council on 1st Amendment issues and noted, "Zuma Dogg, I consider you a hero to our nation and The People..." (Thanks!) And here's what the media, elected officials and more of The People have to say about ZD, just to give the guy in NC some credibility...

* "Brain-seizing artistry. A local underground superstar. -D. Harvey/LA Weekly

* "A public access icon." - M. Fleischer/LA Weekly

* "Local Legend" - Doug McIntyre/KABC, Red-Eye Radio

* Featured on ABC News Nightline, CBS2, KNBC4, KABC7, KCAL9, FOX11 TV and KFI, KABC, K-TALK & KRLA radio as L.A.'s most recognized and respected citizen voice.

Zuma Dogg video legacy (on YouTube)
Zuma Dogg on facebook (profile page)

"Zuma Dogg Show" in facebook format (fan page)

Zuma Dogg - "Greatest Hits & Audio Bits"

* "Zuma Dogg fought the oppressive, tightly controlled L.A. City Council meetings presided over by Council President Eric Garcetti, who had banned video cameras. After police tried to stop Zuma Dogg from taping the council deliberations, he railed against the big shots for months, slamming Garcetti as “Garshady” on his show and on his whistleblower blog. “Whatever happened to free speech in this country?,” Zuma Dogg asked. He prevailed against Garcetti’s rules, and now brings his cameracorder to every council meeting, as can any member of the public thanks to him." - LA Weekly.

* "You're actually one of my favorite people to watch on TV." - Former L.A. Mayor Richard Riordan to Zuma Dogg on KABC radio.

* "An original ... another treasure of Venice." - Los Angeles City Councilman Bill Rosendahl

* " A civic treasure." - Michael Higby/Mayor Sam's Blog (L.A. politics)

* "I've seen your show on TV. Keep doing what you're doing." - Dennis Franz

* "A very funny comedian." - Howard Stern

* "Everyone watches Zuma Dogg!" - Reggie Miller/NBA All Star

* "We watch your videos on our tour bus. We need more." - Dean DeLeo (STP)

* "I am such a fan of your show." - Courteney Cox-Arquette