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	<title>Absolutely Bananas: Seattle mom blog</title>
	
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		<title>Dreams</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 18 Sep 2012 04:37:49 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Remember this post, in which I vowed to keep writing and not give up? Well I did it. And then I submitted my query letter and writing sample to a whole bunch of agents. And got a whole bunch of &amp;#8230; &lt;a href="http://www.absolutelybananas.com/2012/09/dreams.html"&gt;Continue reading &lt;span class="meta-nav"&gt;&amp;#8594;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;div class="feedflare"&gt;
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		<title>Funny tweets</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 18 Aug 2012 15:08:24 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>bananas</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.absolutelybananas.com/?p=1756</guid>
		<description>I have a confession. I&amp;#8217;m totally hooked on Twitter. The short format makes you get to the point&amp;#8230; now and makes for some of the most pithy, funny, laugh-out-loud commentary I&amp;#8217;ve seen. Here are a few of my favorite examples &amp;#8230; &lt;a href="http://www.absolutelybananas.com/2012/08/funny-tweets.html"&gt;Continue reading &lt;span class="meta-nav"&gt;&amp;#8594;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;div class="feedflare"&gt;
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		<title>Yard sale</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 05 Aug 2012 01:34:24 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>bananas</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.absolutelybananas.com/?p=1754</guid>
		<description>CJ is busy piling things on the dining room table. Two of my old necklaces. A small wooden chest that he painted as a craft project in kindergarten. A rock. A handful of toys. And the vacuum. &amp;#8220;Whatcha doing, CJ?&amp;#8221; &amp;#8230; &lt;a href="http://www.absolutelybananas.com/2012/08/yard-sale.html"&gt;Continue reading &lt;span class="meta-nav"&gt;&amp;#8594;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;div class="feedflare"&gt;
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		<title>To catch a human</title>
		<link>http://www.absolutelybananas.com/2012/07/to-catch-a-human.html</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 08 Jul 2012 17:14:15 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I wake up, brew a cup of fresh coffee and head outside to sip it on the patio. The stairs leading down from our house are strung with invisible threads that glint in the morning sun. As I walk through, &amp;#8230; &lt;a href="http://www.absolutelybananas.com/2012/07/to-catch-a-human.html"&gt;Continue reading &lt;span class="meta-nav"&gt;&amp;#8594;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;div class="feedflare"&gt;
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		<title>A boy named Jack in the desert with a polar bear</title>
		<link>http://www.absolutelybananas.com/2012/04/a-boy-named-jack-in-the-dessert-with-a-polar-bear.html</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 25 Apr 2012 04:22:59 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Tonight CJ informs me that it is time for me to get started on my next book. &amp;#8220;What should it be about?&amp;#8221; I ask him. He thinks for a minute and then says, &amp;#8220;A boy named Jack.&amp;#8221; &amp;#8220;What happens to &amp;#8230; &lt;a href="http://www.absolutelybananas.com/2012/04/a-boy-named-jack-in-the-dessert-with-a-polar-bear.html"&gt;Continue reading &lt;span class="meta-nav"&gt;&amp;#8594;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;div class="feedflare"&gt;
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