Ack & Nak

Goodbye Christopher

Sat, 17 Dec 2011 00:00:00 PST

Of all the people I have never met, I will miss you most of all.

Emotional Piñata

Sun, 31 Oct 2010 00:00:00 PDT

Last day of October. Woo! Not. It's going to get cold. Nak should have had a snowman coming out of him, too.

Odd Animals: The Lardosaur

Wed, 27 Oct 2010 00:00:00 PDT

This odd animal was apparently born with all the fat it would ever need. It's a giant self-feeding egg. But it sure is cute!

Snap, Crackle, Pop

Thu, 21 Oct 2010 00:00:00 PDT

I know I get like that after a coding binge. That's why I drink so much coffee; it makes me pee a lot.

Feature X

Tue, 19 Oct 2010 00:00:00 PDT

Depression is not just your state of mind and state of wallet, it's also what's left in your chair after a coding binge.

Sensible Noise

Mon, 18 Oct 2010 00:00:00 PDT

Well, 60 is something to look forward then; and at least you end up in the same place.

You do realize ...

Sat, 16 Oct 2010 00:00:00 PDT

It's really just a question of form over function. Different strokes for different folks.

Finnegan's Nap

Thu, 14 Oct 2010 00:00:00 PDT

I'm not sure where they are. It's like a cubicle with a bean bag in it. A napicle?

Theatre & Wrestling

Tue, 12 Oct 2010 00:00:00 PDT

It's true. Lycra is very form fitting.

Don't Sweat the Technique

Sun, 10 Oct 2010 00:00:00 PDT

You know you were thinking the same thing. Don't deny it.

Whatcha Doing?

Fri, 08 Oct 2010 00:00:00 PDT

Hey, Nak! Whatcha doing? Looks like ... what?

Office Chair Blues

Sat, 22 May 2010 00:00:00 PDT

No means no. Even for office equipment.

Everything but no mayo

Fri, 21 May 2010 00:00:00 PDT

This is exactly the reason why logicians will never work as sandwich builders.

Fish and Dips

Thu, 20 May 2010 00:00:00 PDT

Yet another reason not to invite clown fish to your next dinner party. As if you needed another one.

Political Reading

Tue, 16 Feb 2010 00:00:00 PST

If only this were true, I'd be certain bills would get read. Yeah, that's right. Because they're all full of shit.

Nose Candy

Thu, 11 Feb 2010 00:00:00 PST

It's about you. It's about me. It's about the American culture. But mostly it's about being too literal.

Your Code Smells

Wed, 10 Feb 2010 00:00:00 PST

No offense. I'm just sayin'. Know what I mean?

Physiological Effects of Promoting

Tue, 09 Feb 2010 00:00:00 PST

Holla if you feel it!

Ambivalence

Thu, 04 Feb 2010 00:00:00 PST

Syfy Sigh

Wed, 03 Feb 2010 00:00:00 PST

As a friend is so fond of saying, "if it's not worth doing right, it's not worth doing".

Age vs. Perception of Reality

Wed, 20 Jan 2010 00:00:00 PST

Just when you think you're getting it ... nope, you lost it.