THE ACORN KING.

The Acorn King Has Moved

2012-04-14T22:12:00.000-07:00

The Acorn King Blog is now at a new location: acornking.tumblr.com

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Chet Love Meme

2011-12-11T16:43:00.000-08:00

Click here to submit your own.

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ICE-T

2011-10-21T20:52:00.000-07:00

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Make My Day

2011-06-10T09:35:00.000-07:00

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Another New Acorn King Blog.

2011-06-03T14:16:00.000-07:00

So I started yet another Acorn King blog. This one is all about my DVR. You know when you set your DVR to record something and at the end of the show it freezes, just as the next show is beginning? Well, this blog saves those precious moments.

http://dvrfreeze.blogspot.com/

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Crop Circles.

2011-01-03T15:47:00.000-08:00

Alien Crop Circles Are So 2.0 These Days. This crop circle was recently spotted on a farm just outside dorkville.

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Hey Soccer, now this is how you play Football.

2010-08-02T09:15:00.000-07:00

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Is Jared Leto The Tapatio Guy?

2010-07-28T18:16:00.000-07:00

Call me crazy, but I think Jared has been moonlighting as the Tapatio guy.

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Price is Right Spokesmodel is Freaking Me Out

2010-07-22T09:02:00.000-07:00

So I took this picture of a Price is Right spokesmodel creepily glaring at the camera and posted it on Buzzfeed the other day, looks like it's catching on, because I saw it has now been posted on Playboy's new safe for work site 'The Smoking Jacket.' The really funny thing is that she held that face through the entire piece. Creeeeepy.

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LeBron James Headed To Flint Michigan Tropics!

2010-07-02T21:43:00.000-07:00

Everyone is in on the free agent frenzy. Looks like he's now being courted by Jackie Moon and the American Basketball Association.

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New FOX Reality Show Idea

2010-07-01T11:44:00.001-07:00

So I had an idea for a new reality show for FOX. What do you think of this...

Have an equally awesome idea for a reality show? Add your own on my BuzzFeed page HERE.

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Metal Face Ross

2010-06-28T07:20:00.000-07:00

MF Ross be like DB Cooper.

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Stop Tilting Your Head, Energy Man!

2010-06-17T21:03:00.000-07:00

See any similarities between these two videos?

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Wax On, F*#@k Off.

2010-06-12T14:56:00.000-07:00

Wax On, F*ck Off with Ralph Macchio from Ralph Macchio

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Sometimes You Gotta Dance It Out

2010-06-02T20:46:00.000-07:00

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Betty-Betty White Y'all

2010-05-28T13:11:00.000-07:00

Betty White in a Metal Bikini Wielding a Flaming Chainsaw, While Riding a John Ritter Centaur. You're Welcome.

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BP Passing The Buck

2010-05-28T08:04:00.000-07:00

I'm waiting for BP to start pointing fingers as to the cause of the massive oil spill in the Gulf. This is my guess who they will first push the blame on.

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Sex & The City 2 (The Skankquel)

2010-05-28T07:03:00.000-07:00

Sex and The City 2 may be banned in Abu Dhabi. Guess which city just jumped up my list of top destinations to live?

(Link to article)

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Google Ads

2010-05-25T15:23:00.001-07:00

So I was minding my own buisness this morning, just watching a video from M-A-R-R-S "Pump Up The Volume," and this Google ad pops up at the bottom of the screen. WTF?

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Vampire Chronicles

2010-05-23T12:20:00.000-07:00

Hey look, the new Vampire Chronicals book is out.

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Iron Man

2010-05-23T11:27:00.000-07:00

Why hasn't anyone tried to fight Iron Man with a giant magnet? That is literally the first thing I would try. Then I would move on to oxidation.

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Zapped in Philadelphia

2010-05-04T10:08:00.000-07:00

As you have probably seen, a Phillies fan was tasered by the Philadelphia police last night after running onto the field during an 8th inning break between the Phillies & Cardinals.

Personally, I think the security was totally justified in tasering the fan. If you're going to slow the game down even more, by running across the field like a goofball, you better be ready to accept the consequences. However, I don't believe the security actually did taser this fan. I think there were higher powers involved. Scott Baio, I'm looking in your direction.

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4 SALE: BARELY-USED LATE NIGHT TALK SHOW – MAKE ME AN OFFER!!!

2010-01-19T12:47:00.000-08:00

As you know, The Tonight Show with Conan O'Brien has been having a ton of problems with NBC and is probably going off the air very soon. So Conan decided to list his show on Craigslist (see original posting on left). You all know how much I love posting things on Craigslist, so here is my offer.

If you're wondering why I have a beard made of bacon, well, my fiance lovingly hand crafted it for me. The beard was part of a package I put together for a job I applied for. Tough economic times call for delicious facial prosthetics.

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Living Photograph

2009-12-16T17:07:00.000-08:00

This is brilliant. It's a living photograph titled: "Chris With Teacup."

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Cat In A Box

2009-12-15T08:43:00.000-08:00

Looking for a bank to sink your hard earned recession dollars in? May I suggest this lovely Japanese boxed cat bank.

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