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The Most Rockin’ 4 Piece Acoustical Band in the Land!

DenBob — Wed, 06 Jan 2010 15:17:54 +0000

The AcoustiBobs bash out a sizzling combo of Rock-n-Roll Oldies, some Classic Country, some Newer Oldies, and a Smattering of Original Songs for your Rock and Roll pleasures… “An evening with the AcoustiBobs is a Guaranteed FunFest” DenBob, with Enough Forehead for Four Heads, Rocks a Left-Handed Guitar Strung Upside-Down, Sings Right-Handed Vocals And Keeps the Ball Rolling. DaveBob [...]

FORMER STARS NEW OCCUPATIONS

DenBob — Fri, 11 Dec 2009 17:58:11 +0000

BOBBY SHERMAN (Ice Cream Truck Company Owner) SHAWN CASSIDY (Drives a truck for Bobby Sherman) GARTH BROOKS (Clown for Children’s parties) PETE BEST (Chauffeur for Ringo Starr) BILL WYMAN (Works at the “London Guitar Center”) VANILLA ICE (Swimming Pool Cleaner) MC HAMMER (“Port-A-Potty” Cleaner) DAVID CASSIDY (Emcee at “SIX FLAGS OVER SAN PEDRO”) LEIF GARRET (Heroin Dealer) COREY FELDMAN (FERRIS WHEEL Maintenance Man) COREY HAIM [...]

CELEBRITY COLOGNES

DenBob — Wed, 04 Nov 2009 23:25:41 +0000

DONALD TRUMP’S “DONALD TRUMP” JAMIE LYNN SPEARS’ “CONCEPTION” RUSH LIMBAUGH’S “SNAKEOIL” PARIS HILTON’S “BOYTOY” ROD BLAGOJEVICH’S “DENIAL” LARRY KING’S “LAZARUS” OJ SIMPSON’S “CONVICTION” STAR JONES’ “THINNER” BRITNEY SPEARS’ “BACKSEAT MUSK” MEL GIBSON’S “LATIN MASS” BARRY BONDS’ “TAINTED” LIZ TAYLOR’S “HUSBAND #14” J-LO’s “EGO-MIST” GLENN FREY’S “EAGLES REUNION” NICOLE RITCHIE’S “MANCHEESE” JOAN RIVERS’ “OLD MUMMIE” LINDSAY LOHAN’S “HAS-BEEN JASMINE” ROSIE O’DONNELL’S “CHUM” BARBARA WALTERS’ “TOMBSTONE” JOHN GOODMAN’S “BACKSWEAT” DON HENLEY’S “ECO-GREENPOND” BOB BARKER’S “RETIRE-MINT” ROGER CLEMENS’ “INJECTION B-12” BARBRA [...]

Lucky Fan

admin — Wed, 23 Sep 2009 18:42:16 +0000

by DenBob, with apologies to GregBob Lake Pete(Bob) was a Cub fan Until the end of 2008 Leading the league in victories Until the playoffs, they were great Ooohh, what a Lucky Fan he was Ooohh, what a Lucky Fan he was PeteBob was in heaven The team was the best he’d seen Better than 2007 Better than Bartman ‘03 rousing chorus Three bullets from the Dodgers The [...]

Actual Illinois Towns

DenBob — Thu, 27 Aug 2009 04:50:37 +0000

ACTUAL ILLINOIS TOWNS FEGG SHERMMY BULLARD SULFUR BEACH SHELLER FRAKUS BLUBBERD MALLARDTOWN GIGGY AUNT AGNES HIGGENDORK SOUTH BURPEE FRANKSVILLE SMELTER KNOBB MUDVEIN FORT EDNA THURTHTON EAST-SOUTH ROY CLOWNTOWN MT. PILOT

Why Celebrities Should NOT Record

DenBob — Wed, 01 Jul 2009 04:20:16 +0000

HERE’S A FEW EXCELLENT REASONS WHY CELEBRITIES SHOULD NOT EVER ENTER A RECORDING STUDIO HEARTBEAT by DON JOHNSON PARTY ALL THE TIME by EDDIE MURPHY SHE’S LIKE THE WIND by PATRICK SWAYZE Whatever that stupid song was by DAVID SOUL Whatever that stupid song was by KEITH CARRADINE FAR FROM OVER by FRANK STALLONE* [...]

This Year’s NEW KITCHEN GADGETS

DenBob — Sun, 14 Jun 2009 23:52:07 +0000

BLUEBERRY PEELER ALMOND CRISPER TANGERINE SMOKER PINEAPPLE CUSPER BANANA DEHUSKER PEANUT DESALTER GRAPE SKINNER PISTACHIO DYE KIT RED ONION BALLER MELON BROASTER RASPBERRY PRESS MANGO CROCK CABBAGE BARREL SPINACH KILN CATFISH WISP GARLIC SYRINGE STRAWBERRY PITTER OLIVE BREECHER SWEET POTATO FRAGGER CARROT SPREADER CAKE FROSTER JALEPENO SPRIGGER EGG SHAKER SHRIMP CLAMMER RUSSETT NOODLE FACTORY PUMPKIN SPOON APPLE BRINER RICE KERNEL COUNTER GINGER ROOT SPAGGLE EGGPLANT SLING TOMATO DESEEDER NAVY BEAN WAXER POTATO COLLANDER ASPARAGUS GRADER BUTTERBEAN SQUASH KNEFFLER RAISIN DEHYDRATOR NECTARINE PRETZELOR CELERY STRAINER PEA SNAPPER SWEET CORN EMULSIFIER WATERMELON KRAIG GREEN BEAN [...]