Random things that grabbed my attention var gaJsHost = (("https:" == document.location.protocol) ? "https://ssl." : "http://www."); document.write(unescape("%3Cscript src='" + gaJsHost + "google-analytics.com/ga.js' type='text/javascript'%3E%3C/script%3E")); try { var pageTracker = _gat._getTracker("UA-12284046-1"); pageTracker._trackPageview(); } catch(err) {}Tumblr (3.0; @admgre)http://tumblr.adamgreenfield.com/<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kz8mc7QSxL1qz5yp1o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Duck as a Service</p>http://tumblr.adamgreenfield.com/post/446014984http://tumblr.adamgreenfield.com/post/446014984Sat, 13 Mar 2010 15:31:00 -0500DaaScloudinsanityduck<object width="400" height="336"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/oOzuBOefL8I&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/oOzuBOefL8I&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"></embed></object><br/><br/><p>I really hope this movie lives up to these trailers</p>http://tumblr.adamgreenfield.com/post/445879852http://tumblr.adamgreenfield.com/post/445879852Sat, 13 Mar 2010 14:10:43 -0500iron manbad assmovie trailer<object width="400" height="336"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/9QHslHpK4-Q&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/9QHslHpK4-Q&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"></embed></object><br/><br/><p><a href="http://piratekitten.tumblr.com/post/442258753/bruce-lee-playing-ping-pong-with-nunchucks-nuff">piratekitten</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>bruce lee playing ping pong with nunchucks, ‘nuff said.</p> </blockquote>http://tumblr.adamgreenfield.com/post/444245158http://tumblr.adamgreenfield.com/post/444245158Fri, 12 Mar 2010 19:38:21 -0500<object width="400" height="336"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/EmLXXEmwoE8&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/EmLXXEmwoE8&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"></embed></object><br/><br/><p>One Hit Wonders</p>http://tumblr.adamgreenfield.com/post/431406722http://tumblr.adamgreenfield.com/post/431406722Sat, 06 Mar 2010 21:37:43 -0500lol<p><a href="http://pseudonym.tumblr.com/post/428828222/why-is-it">pseudonym</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Why is it, when I’m wearing headphones, and <i>visibly</i> jamming out, people start talking to me?</p> <p>Worse, and act as if i’m going to hear them?</p> <p>“Hear what I just said?”</p> <p>“No. I heard what Biggie just said.”</p> </blockquote>http://tumblr.adamgreenfield.com/post/430357713http://tumblr.adamgreenfield.com/post/430357713Sat, 06 Mar 2010 10:29:54 -0500<object width="400" height="336"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/TnlchexX7Bg&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/TnlchexX7Bg&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"></embed></object><br/><br/><p>“I feel like my whole life is ridiculous really” -Andrew Burt</p>http://tumblr.adamgreenfield.com/post/423788636http://tumblr.adamgreenfield.com/post/423788636Wed, 03 Mar 2010 02:41:00 -0500artistsepicridiculousjudge judy<object type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="300" data="http://vimeo.com/moogaloop.swf?clip_id=9641036&server=vimeo.com&fullscreen=1&show_title=1&show_byline=0&show_portrait=0&color=00ADEF"><param name="quality" value="best" /><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always" /><param name="allowfullscreen" value="true" /><param name="scale" value="showAll" /><param name="movie" value="http://vimeo.com/moogaloop.swf?clip_id=9641036&server=vimeo.com&fullscreen=1&show_title=1&show_byline=0&show_portrait=0&color=00ADEF" /><embed src="http://www.vimeo.com/moogaloop.swf?clip_id=9641036&server=www.vimeo.com&show_title=1&show_byline=0&show_portrait=0&color=00ADEF&fullscreen=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" allowscriptaccess="always" width="400" height="300"></embed></object><br/><br/><p><a href="http://ilovecharts.tumblr.com/post/415816640/emeryy-a-video-depicting-various-stats-about">ilovecharts</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://emeryy.tumblr.com/post/415539359/a-video-depicting-various-stats-about-the">emeryy</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>A video depicting various stats about the internet.</p> </blockquote> </blockquote>http://tumblr.adamgreenfield.com/post/415858305http://tumblr.adamgreenfield.com/post/415858305Sat, 27 Feb 2010 14:25:28 -0500Me: I tend to be more productive at home actually<br /> Them: eh, I can be. When im not fighting with my girlfriend that wants me dead and leaned over in pain<br /> Me: She wants you dead?<br /> Me: Glad to see you guys are living the dream<br /> Them: im pretty sure<br /> Them: yep<br /> Them: And we live in Elkton<br /> Them: so get ready to see us on cops<br /> Them: the sad thing is I don't think you would be surprised at all to see me on cops<br /> Me: Of course I'd be surprised to see you on cops... they never show the episodes where they tazered the guy 4 times or shot himhttp://tumblr.adamgreenfield.com/post/407341049http://tumblr.adamgreenfield.com/post/407341049Tue, 23 Feb 2010 13:33:08 -0500<img src="http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ky6jpucUxp1qz5yp1o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://tumblr.adamgreenfield.com/post/402894354http://tumblr.adamgreenfield.com/post/402894354Sun, 21 Feb 2010 12:01:50 -0500usmc“Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity”<br/><br/> - <em>George Carlin</em>http://tumblr.adamgreenfield.com/post/402580063http://tumblr.adamgreenfield.com/post/402580063Sun, 21 Feb 2010 08:00:52 -0500rip<object width="400" height="336"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/3xcub7YxI98&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/3xcub7YxI98&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"></embed></object><br/><br/><p>Sad but true?</p>http://tumblr.adamgreenfield.com/post/402143330http://tumblr.adamgreenfield.com/post/402143330Sun, 21 Feb 2010 01:47:52 -0500omgwtfbbgsnoop<script src="http://www.ilike.com/api/s?c=1&k=s01dECgPXYCws0s2O3kcLuWdQ%3D%3D"></script><br/><br/><p>White Flag Warrior</p>http://tumblr.adamgreenfield.com/post/401582136http://tumblr.adamgreenfield.com/post/401582136Sat, 20 Feb 2010 20:50:13 -0500flobotswhite flagrise against<object width="400" height="336"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/e13pcxdQS74&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/e13pcxdQS74&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"></embed></object><br/><br/><p>Pants on the Ground, Cuteness overload remix</p>http://tumblr.adamgreenfield.com/post/400185524http://tumblr.adamgreenfield.com/post/400185524Sat, 20 Feb 2010 03:02:55 -0500yep<img src="http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ky106aO7Vi1qzn8r6o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>99 donuts cause a bitch ate one (via <a href="http://piratekitten.tumblr.com/post/396219479/thanks-cody">piratekitten</a>)</p>http://tumblr.adamgreenfield.com/post/396707480http://tumblr.adamgreenfield.com/post/396707480Thu, 18 Feb 2010 10:25:54 -0500“While it’s true that traffic is now again actually worth something, the give-everything-away-and-make-it-up-on-volume strategy stamps an expiration date on your company’s ass.”<br/><br/> - <em><a href="http://evhead.com/2005/11/ten-rules-for-web-startups.asp">Evan Williams</a>, creator of Twitter, 2005 (via <a href="http://www.davidkaneda.com/">davidkaneda</a>) (via <a href="http://mhudack.com/">mikehudack</a>) (via <a href="http://pseudonym.tumblr.com/">pseudonym</a>)</em>http://tumblr.adamgreenfield.com/post/395050881http://tumblr.adamgreenfield.com/post/395050881Wed, 17 Feb 2010 13:49:51 -0500truth<img src="http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kxxyotz9cX1qz9pnso1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://blog.halfwaynowhere.com/post/392903052/i-wonder-if-posting-this-picture-means-ill-never">halfwaynowhere</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>I wonder if posting this picture means I’ll never <a href="http://silentbobspeaks.com/?p=393">get to fly</a> on Southwest again.</p> </blockquote>http://tumblr.adamgreenfield.com/post/394752885http://tumblr.adamgreenfield.com/post/394752885Wed, 17 Feb 2010 09:48:54 -0500<object width="400" height="336"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/ZEhUsdaTavw&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/ZEhUsdaTavw&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"></embed></object><br/><br/><p><a href="http://pseudonym.tumblr.com/post/389490101/gorillaz-feat-mos-def-bobby-womack-stylo">pseudonym</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Gorillaz feat. Mos Def, Bobby Womack - Stylo</p> </blockquote>http://tumblr.adamgreenfield.com/post/392992016http://tumblr.adamgreenfield.com/post/392992016Tue, 16 Feb 2010 12:01:54 -0500<img src="http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kxqmuyXgaY1qzpwi0o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://blog.zadidiaz.com/post/389586344/cosplay-of-the-day-palestinians-dressed-as-navi">zadi</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><b>Cosplay of the Day: </b>Palestinians dressed as Na’vi protest Israel’s separation barrier near the West Bank village of Bil’in.</p> <p>More photos <a href="http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/picturegalleries/worldnews/7222508/Palestinians-dressed-as-the-Navi-from-the-film-Avatar-stage-a-protest-against-Israels-separation-barrier.html">here</a>. [via:<a href="http://thedw.us/post/385709518/cosplay-of-the-day-palestinians-dressed-as-navi">thedailywhat</a>/<a href="http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/picturegalleries/worldnews/7222508/Palestinians-dressed-as-the-Navi-from-the-film-Avatar-stage-a-protest-against-Israels-separation-barrier.html">telegraph</a>.]</p> </blockquote>http://tumblr.adamgreenfield.com/post/392707009http://tumblr.adamgreenfield.com/post/392707009Tue, 16 Feb 2010 08:01:51 -0500“A woman has a close male friend. This means that he is probably interested in her, which is why he hangs around so much. She sees him strictly as a friend. This always starts out with, you’re a great guy, but I don’t like you in that way. This is roughly the equivalent for the guy of going to a job interview and the company saying, You have a great resume, you have all the qualifications we are looking for, but we’re not going to hire you. We will, however, use your resume as the basis for comparison for all other applicants. But, we’re going to hire somebody who is far less qualified and is probably an alcoholic. And if he doesn’t work out, we’ll hire somebody else, but still not you. In fact, we will never hire you. But we will call you from time to time to complain about the person that we hired.”<br/><br/> - <em><a target="_blank" href="http://www.bash.org/?414593">Bash.org</a></em>http://tumblr.adamgreenfield.com/post/391379487http://tumblr.adamgreenfield.com/post/391379487Mon, 15 Feb 2010 16:08:42 -0500<img src="http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kpuz9oudj71qzyrwvo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://ilovecharts.tumblr.com/post/378534937/yeahapparently-via-papertissue">ilovecharts</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://yeahapparently.tumblr.com/post/189403826/via-papertissue">yeahapparently</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>(via <a href="http://papertissue.tumblr.com/">papertissue</a>)</p> </blockquote> </blockquote>http://tumblr.adamgreenfield.com/post/378974248http://tumblr.adamgreenfield.com/post/378974248Mon, 08 Feb 2010 19:49:05 -0500