tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4669388844616453902012-01-09T14:29:39.256-05:00Roosternoreply@blogger.comBlogger113125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-466938884461645390.post-90587347985462411622012-01-09T14:14:00.001-05:002012-01-09T14:29:39.266-05:002012-01-09T14:29:39.266-05:00Dear target<br /> I never plan on shopping online with you again... probably never going to your store again... I’m generally a very patient person, but it has run out.... I pre-ordered this game on the 26th of OCTOBER....the first thing you did was charge me twice, so I had to call up and get one of them taken care of. Second when you pre order this game you get what’s called early game access which lets you gain access to the game before its released but only for a few days... you were supposed to send me that code with my receipt... when I asked about it a week later you told me it isn’t something you do and that I had to talk to the game company…. So I talk to them and they tell me no that is something you (as in target) is supposed to take care of…. Keep in mind all this was in October… <br /> <br /> I didn’t get my pre order access code till December just a week before I could use the access code… now I was happy to receive my access code in time to play BUT there was one problem… YOU (as in target) sent me a CODE that SOMEONE ELSE already USED…. Yes you sent me a code I couldn’t use cause someone had already used it… what the hell am I supposed to do with a code that is already used? so I thought about messaging you again to get a new code… but then it hit me… you aren’t reliable so I would probably be waiting a week just to hear back from you… so I decided to message the game makers again and see if they could help me… luckily for me they just sent me a new one without a problem… <br /> <br /> So here I am playing the game a few days before it is released on the 20th of December… everything is fine at this point… the 20th rolls around and I start checking my email for the notification from you that the game has been shipped…. 20th no email…. 21st no email and they stop early game access and make it so only people with a product registration can play…. 22nd no email…. And then comes the 28th and I receive a notification saying that my order has been delayed, well no shit I can already tell that. I read further down and you tell me that my order won’t be shipped till the 9th… are you serious the 9th? That is 3 weeks after the release date… <br /> <br /> Well like I said I’m patient, but here I am on the 9th as in TODAY… and still no notification…. Get your shit together and send my order or I’m canceling my 160$ order and going to Wal-Mart… and when I say send me my order, I don’t mean next week.. I mean overnight that on your own dime… I don’t care if you have to hand deliver it to me yourself at 4AM because this is fucking stupid. You have done nothing but fuck up my order since day one and I’m a little pissed off now.<br /> <br /> Isn’t your motto expect more pay less? I do expect more… WAY more considering you’re a corporation... worst customer service and no customer satisfaction. And how am I paying less? I'm paying just as much here as anywhere else… try changing it to – pay the same with a headache<br /> <br /> I hope you had some happy fucking holidays slacking off<br /> Adam<br /> P.S……… oh and fuck you<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/466938884461645390-9058734798546241162?l=adamhandy.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div> <p><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/7IWYqFOPaDGj84QO2eI9VROGC5Y/0/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/7IWYqFOPaDGj84QO2eI9VROGC5Y/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a><br/> <a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/7IWYqFOPaDGj84QO2eI9VROGC5Y/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/7IWYqFOPaDGj84QO2eI9VROGC5Y/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a></p><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/adamhandy/~4/SKPs7yywNQA" height="1" width="1"/>Roosternoreply@blogger.com0http://adamhandy.blogspot.com/2012/01/dear-targetcom.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-466938884461645390.post-82234745644930844042011-09-24T01:00:00.001-04:002011-09-24T01:00:33.605-04:002011-09-24T01:00:33.605-04:00<div><p>I know you guys are thrilled, I can now post anywhere. Just downloaded the phone app for blogger. </p> </div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/466938884461645390-8223474564493084404?l=adamhandy.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div> <p><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/ZOYjoXKOdt5Rjb3SUtwQOQhVn3g/0/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/ZOYjoXKOdt5Rjb3SUtwQOQhVn3g/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a><br/> <a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/ZOYjoXKOdt5Rjb3SUtwQOQhVn3g/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/ZOYjoXKOdt5Rjb3SUtwQOQhVn3g/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a></p><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/adamhandy/~4/zU4Gbsq7eAY" height="1" width="1"/>Roosternoreply@blogger.com0http://adamhandy.blogspot.com/2011/09/phone-posting.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-466938884461645390.post-10832987054109329292011-09-09T11:28:00.001-04:002011-09-09T15:06:45.533-04:002011-09-09T15:06:45.533-04:00<center> while i was searching for a new jacket i noticed the same pages kept popping up randomly... google apparently doesnt want me to find a jacket easily</center><center>&nbsp;</center><center></center><br /> <div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-5sqiSmGDSaA/TmowKVVzPfI/AAAAAAAABO0/93KT-aaRCfU/s1600/jacket+fail.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="200" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-5sqiSmGDSaA/TmowKVVzPfI/AAAAAAAABO0/93KT-aaRCfU/s320/jacket+fail.jpg" width="320" /></a></div><br /> <center><br /> Click the picture to enlarge<br /> <br /> <script type="text/javascript"> <!-- google_ad_client = "pub-9313991691882866"; /* 300x250, created 8/14/10 */ google_ad_slot = "6945358276"; google_ad_width = 300; google_ad_height = 250; //--> </script> <script src="http://pagead2.googlesyndication.com/pagead/show_ads.js" type="text/javascript"> </script></center><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/466938884461645390-1083298705410932929?l=adamhandy.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div> <p><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/H24MonIJSmkZpUhVhVcpvrsEDUw/0/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/H24MonIJSmkZpUhVhVcpvrsEDUw/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a><br/> <a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/H24MonIJSmkZpUhVhVcpvrsEDUw/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/H24MonIJSmkZpUhVhVcpvrsEDUw/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a></p><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/adamhandy/~4/D4V-VN3wXAM" height="1" width="1"/>Roosternoreply@blogger.com0http://adamhandy.blogspot.com/2011/09/google-shopping-fail.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-466938884461645390.post-32973868284448772122011-09-09T11:12:00.002-04:002011-09-09T15:30:44.739-04:002011-09-09T15:30:44.739-04:00<center> <br /> This all started when my friend lauren posted a picture of someone parking to close to where she cant get in on the driver side... now lauren and i have known each other for quite a a few years so i know her fairly well and she knows i joke around a lot.... i also know she helped out in the democratic party for awhile and is very in to politics... so i did what i normally do and i made a joke.... this one turned out pretty good even tho lauren never even responded</center><center>&nbsp;</center><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-mcSZt8gjyY4/TmovqP3HWGI/AAAAAAAABOw/yF-ZzaYk2fU/s1600/Untitled.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="320" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-mcSZt8gjyY4/TmovqP3HWGI/AAAAAAAABOw/yF-ZzaYk2fU/s320/Untitled.jpg" width="196" /></a></div><center>&nbsp;</center><center></center><center></center><br /> <div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><br /> </div><br /> <center>&nbsp;</center><center>Click picture to enlarge<br /> <br /> <script type="text/javascript"> <!-- google_ad_client = "pub-9313991691882866"; /* 300x250, created 8/14/10 */ google_ad_slot = "6945358276"; google_ad_width = 300; google_ad_height = 250; //--> </script> <script src="http://pagead2.googlesyndication.com/pagead/show_ads.js" type="text/javascript"> </script></center><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/466938884461645390-3297386828444877212?l=adamhandy.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div> <p><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/wv-19chUnI4ipDCPv98BNclIFxw/0/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/wv-19chUnI4ipDCPv98BNclIFxw/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a><br/> <a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/wv-19chUnI4ipDCPv98BNclIFxw/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/wv-19chUnI4ipDCPv98BNclIFxw/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a></p><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/adamhandy/~4/CLijlmTLt3w" height="1" width="1"/>Roosternoreply@blogger.com0http://adamhandy.blogspot.com/2011/09/democratic-parking-only.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-466938884461645390.post-32944117991008155762011-09-02T12:02:00.001-04:002011-09-02T12:13:57.831-04:002011-09-02T12:13:57.831-04:00So here we have another convo.... i have been meaning to record all of my convos with comical value but i keep forgetting... this one starts off normal from a picture of some bugs on a squash... lyndsy is the OP and eden is her friend... i have met eden like twice maybe?<br /> <br /> <div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-WtrV1me0q4w/TmD7-MMZGsI/AAAAAAAABOI/ywamzznww5M/s1600/squash+crabs.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="320" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-WtrV1me0q4w/TmD7-MMZGsI/AAAAAAAABOI/ywamzznww5M/s320/squash+crabs.jpg" width="134" /></a></div><br /> Click the picture to enlarge <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <center> <script type="text/javascript"> <!-- google_ad_client = "pub-9313991691882866"; /* 300x250, created 8/14/10 */ google_ad_slot = "6945358276"; google_ad_width = 300; google_ad_height = 250; //--> </script> <script src="http://pagead2.googlesyndication.com/pagead/show_ads.js" type="text/javascript"> </script></center><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/466938884461645390-3294411799100815576?l=adamhandy.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div> <p><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/RWvQXPRhqkWq2EhXhgANYvPQgCg/0/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/RWvQXPRhqkWq2EhXhgANYvPQgCg/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a><br/> <a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/RWvQXPRhqkWq2EhXhgANYvPQgCg/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/RWvQXPRhqkWq2EhXhgANYvPQgCg/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a></p><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/adamhandy/~4/4dVW7OKuL7I" height="1" width="1"/>Roosternoreply@blogger.com0http://adamhandy.blogspot.com/2011/09/so-here-we-have-another-convo.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-466938884461645390.post-47219051125683153062011-07-04T05:42:00.001-04:002011-07-04T05:42:02.291-04:002011-07-04T05:42:02.291-04:00<p class="formspringmeAnswer">fuck no im not ever gonna buy a piece of shit from the iNazi company</p><p class="formspringmeFooter"> <a href="http://www.formspring.me/AdamHandy?utm_medium=social&utm_source=blogger&utm_campaign=shareanswer">Ask me anything</a></p><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/466938884461645390-4721905112568315306?l=adamhandy.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div> <p><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/AYorgLJQPGuPGjnTWdNqbOlSoOs/0/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/AYorgLJQPGuPGjnTWdNqbOlSoOs/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a><br/> <a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/AYorgLJQPGuPGjnTWdNqbOlSoOs/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/AYorgLJQPGuPGjnTWdNqbOlSoOs/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a></p><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/adamhandy/~4/2jmb9V5aUI0" height="1" width="1"/>Roosternoreply@blogger.com0http://adamhandy.blogspot.com/2011/07/do-you-own-iphone-best4gnetworkbloginfo.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-466938884461645390.post-69993967910698883182011-03-31T14:29:00.002-04:002011-03-31T14:40:37.884-04:002011-03-31T14:40:37.884-04:00I play a game called League of Legends, and when you log in, if there is to many people on you get a login que so the server doesnt have way to much going on and lag out the games.... well when i went to log in today this is what i got.<br /> <br /> <div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-qjX7qA71Oog/TZTFooiCKII/AAAAAAAABHM/TMeX-8VQ44E/s1600/over+9k+wait.png" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="199" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-qjX7qA71Oog/TZTFooiCKII/AAAAAAAABHM/TMeX-8VQ44E/s320/over+9k+wait.png" width="320" /></a></div><div style="text-align: center;">Click pic to enlarge</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /> </div><div style="text-align: left;">for those of you that dont know what league of legends is, its a completly free game where you and your team try to take over the other teams base... you each have your own champion with their own abilities....<br /> <div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><object class="BLOGGER-youtube-video" classid="clsid:D27CDB6E-AE6D-11cf-96B8-444553540000" codebase="http://download.macromedia.com/pub/shockwave/cabs/flash/swflash.cab#version=6,0,40,0" data-thumbnail-src="http://3.gvt0.com/vi/0vKpfxHU6oc/0.jpg" height="266" width="320"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/0vKpfxHU6oc&fs=1&source=uds" /><param name="bgcolor" value="#FFFFFF" /><embed width="320" height="266" src="http://www.youtube.com/v/0vKpfxHU6oc&fs=1&source=uds" type="application/x-shockwave-flash"></embed></object></div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /> </div>great game and rather addicting.... play till level 10 and i swear you will be addicted... use my referal to sign up so i can get some goodies <a href="http://signup.leagueoflegends.com/?ref=4d2310c903303653109451">Click here to sign up</a></div><div style="text-align: left;"><br /> </div><div style="text-align: left;">for those of you that play league of legends my name is Rooster Misfit...&nbsp;</div><script type="text/javascript"> <!-- google_ad_client = "pub-9313991691882866"; /* 300x250, created 8/14/10 */ google_ad_slot = "6945358276"; google_ad_width = 300; google_ad_height = 250; //--> </script> <script src="http://pagead2.googlesyndication.com/pagead/show_ads.js" type="text/javascript"> </script><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/466938884461645390-6999396791069888318?l=adamhandy.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div> <p><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/dsKEZTOU0pg2Ju3YqcmjcY6pRko/0/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/dsKEZTOU0pg2Ju3YqcmjcY6pRko/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a><br/> <a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/dsKEZTOU0pg2Ju3YqcmjcY6pRko/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/dsKEZTOU0pg2Ju3YqcmjcY6pRko/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a></p><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/adamhandy/~4/vhSBCVoEcQQ" height="1" width="1"/>Roosternoreply@blogger.com0http://adamhandy.blogspot.com/2011/03/league-of-legends-login-lol.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-466938884461645390.post-6217229570727694212011-03-30T17:17:00.003-04:002011-09-02T12:03:50.831-04:002011-09-02T12:03:50.831-04:00<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-P7H1oAmkHZA/TZOckABDEoI/AAAAAAAABHI/TdCXdCDOpd4/s1600/Brandon+daddy.png" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="320" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-P7H1oAmkHZA/TZOckABDEoI/AAAAAAAABHI/TdCXdCDOpd4/s320/Brandon+daddy.png" width="127" /></a></div><div style="text-align: center;">Click to see the full size..... read its quite funny</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /> </div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /> </div><script type="text/javascript"> <!-- google_ad_client = "pub-9313991691882866"; /* 300x250, created 8/14/10 */ google_ad_slot = "6945358276"; google_ad_width = 300; google_ad_height = 250; //--> </script> <script src="http://pagead2.googlesyndication.com/pagead/show_ads.js" type="text/javascript"> </script><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/466938884461645390-621722957072769421?l=adamhandy.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div> <p><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/5Rmy79rOX386LuhXrW9h_Utz7xs/0/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/5Rmy79rOX386LuhXrW9h_Utz7xs/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a><br/> <a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/5Rmy79rOX386LuhXrW9h_Utz7xs/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/5Rmy79rOX386LuhXrW9h_Utz7xs/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a></p><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/adamhandy/~4/Wfn2JZdn_rY" height="1" width="1"/>Roosternoreply@blogger.com0http://adamhandy.blogspot.com/2011/03/click-to-see-full-size.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-466938884461645390.post-36490564849490827902011-03-09T04:01:00.003-05:002011-03-09T04:04:42.831-05:002011-03-09T04:04:42.831-05:00<center> <br /> <br /> my buddy aaron hines out on the west coast<br /> <br /> <object width="560" height="340"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/JqvD14vC1Hs?fs=1&amp;hl=en_US&amp;color1=0x3a3a3a&amp;color2=0x999999"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/JqvD14vC1Hs?fs=1&amp;hl=en_US&amp;color1=0x3a3a3a&amp;color2=0x999999" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="560" height="340"></embed></object><br /> <br /> original post ---> <a href 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a lot less hassle. <br /> <br /> now youre gonna say that everyone that goes to the hookah bar is immature, but have you really looked at yourself when you are drunk... yeah i might have someone that is 18 at my table that acts 18.... but at least im not with someone 30 acting like 15 when drunk.. <br /> <br /> now im not saying drinking is bad or wrong cause i myself drink but that doesnt change the fact you really have no standpoint in telling me where i should hang out.... you like to get drunk i like to sit around playing cards, cracking jokes, and smoking a hookah...<br /> <br /> by the way i am at the Egyptian right now smoking a hookah hanging with friend with multiple topics to talk about... <br /> <br /> so yeah go get drunk and i will sit and smoke... <br /> <br /> <center> <script type="text/javascript"><!-- google_ad_client = "pub-9313991691882866"; /* 300x250, created 8/14/10 */ google_ad_slot = "6945358276"; google_ad_width = 300; google_ad_height = 250; //--> </script> <script type="text/javascript" src="http://pagead2.googlesyndication.com/pagead/show_ads.js"> </script></center><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/466938884461645390-5422337700428882497?l=adamhandy.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div> <p><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/B3FzAb9abUWqIiJaZB4SJtA1mvg/0/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/B3FzAb9abUWqIiJaZB4SJtA1mvg/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a><br/> <a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/B3FzAb9abUWqIiJaZB4SJtA1mvg/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/B3FzAb9abUWqIiJaZB4SJtA1mvg/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a></p><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/adamhandy/~4/k2hXWpASbmY" height="1" 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IT<br /> <br /> 04:08Me<br /> dude i dont know how to tell you this<br /> i just accidentally the whole fucking thing<br /> help me out here!<br /> <br /> 04:09Me<br /> dude seriously what do i do<br /> this is really uncomfortable<br /> <br /> 04:11Michael<br /> shut up.. lol<br /> <br /> 04:12Me<br /> lol <a href="http://adamhandy.blogspot.com/2010/08/i-accidentally-fleshlight.html" target="_blank" onClick="window.location.reload()">http://adamhandy.blogspot.com/2010/08/i-accidentally-fleshlight.html</a> <br /> <br /> 04:12Michael<br /> I was just readin about it on another site<br /> <br /> 04:12Me<br /> lol<br /> im about to add yours to mine<br /> <br /> 04:12Michael<br /> lol doucher<br /> <br /> 04:13Me<br /> man i love it when i accidentally a whole fleshlight<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <script type="text/javascript"><!-- google_ad_client = "pub-9313991691882866"; /* 300x250, created 8/14/10 */ google_ad_slot = "6945358276"; google_ad_width = 300; google_ad_height = 250; //--> 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gag but for those that haven't, i have gathered all the images i could find and posted them here for your viewing pleasure... for those who don't know what a fleshlight is, it is a sexual device for males as the dildo is to women... basically it looks like the handle to a large flashlight and where the light would be they put a silicone hole that looks like a vagina or mouth or anus.. the guy enters the hole with his manhood and goes to town...<br /> <br /> so what i have here for you is a series of screen shots from people messing with the chat tech support for the fleshlight company... click on the images and it will open them up in a new tab or window so you can read them in full size.... they get pretty fucking funny...<br /> <br /> <div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><br /> </div><a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_R5M4JmzVNYk/TGVqRxOO7-I/AAAAAAAABFY/ZCRLH8P6Uzs/s1600/1.JPG" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;" target="_blank" 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src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_R5M4JmzVNYk/TGVqaASqAPI/AAAAAAAABGY/PmwQXP04Ayo/s200/12.JPG" width="136" /></a><a href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_R5M4JmzVNYk/TGVqb-BldvI/AAAAAAAABGg/PvcibFm149Y/s1600/14.JPG" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;" target="_blank" onClick="window.location.reload()"><img border="0" height="200" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_R5M4JmzVNYk/TGVqb-BldvI/AAAAAAAABGg/PvcibFm149Y/s200/14.JPG" width="126" />&nbsp;</a><br /> <div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><br /> </div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;">so yeah there they are... there are other things people accidentally and i will be getting those and posting them on my blog too... come back later and use the "i accidentally" tag to find all the i accidentally posts</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /> </div><br /> <br /> <center><br /> <br /> <script type="text/javascript"><!-- google_ad_client = "pub-9313991691882866"; /* 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<br /> Wilderness lvl.4<br /> 500- Supply Troops 500- Militia 200- Scout<br /> 200- Pikemen 100- Swordsman 50- Archer<br /> <br /> Wilderness lvl.5<br /> 1000- Supply Troops 1000-Militia 500- Scout<br /> 500- Pikemen 200- Swordsman<br /> 100- Archer 50- Cavalry<br /> <br /> Wilderness lvl.6<br /> 1500- Supply Troops 1500- Militia 1000- Scout<br /> 1000- Pikemen 500- Swordsman<br /> 200- Archer 100- Cavalry<br /> <br /> Wilderness lvl.7<br /> 3000- Supply Troops 3000- Militia 1500-Scouts<br /> 1500-Pikemen 1000-Sworsdman 500- Archer<br /> 200- Cavalry 50- Heavy Cavalry<br /> <br /> Wilderness lvl.8<br /> 6000- Supply Troops 6000- Militia 3000- Scouts<br /> 3000- Pikemen 1500- Swordsman 1000-Archer<br /> 500- Cavalry 100- Heavy Cavalry 50- Ballista<br /> <br /> Wilderness lvl.9<br /> 12000- Supply Troops 12000- Militia 6000- Scouts<br /> 6000- Pikemen 3000- Swordsman 1500- Archer<br /> 1000- Cavalry 200- Heavy Cavalry<br /> 100- Ballista 50- Battering Ram<br /> <br /> Wilderness lvl.10<br /> 25000- Supply Troops 25000- Militia 12000- Scouts<br /> 12000- Pikemen 6000- Swordsman 3000- Archer<br /> 1500- Cavalry 400- Heavy Cavalry 200- Ballista<br /> <br /> <br /> 4.)Barbarian Camps<br /> <br /> Barbarian lvl.1<br /> 500- Supply Troops 500- Militia<br /> <br /> Barbarian lvl.2<br /> 1000- Supply Troops 1000- Militia<br /> 500- Scouts 500- Pikemen<br /> <br /> Barbarian lvl.3<br /> 2000- Supply Troops 2000- Militia 1000- Scout<br /> 1000- Pikemen 500- Swordsman<br /> <br /> Barbarian lvl.4<br /> 5000- Supply Troops 5000- Militia 2000- Scout<br /> 2000- Pikemen 1000- Swordsman 500- Archer<br /> Back<br /> Another way to do it is:<br /> Barbarian camp attack levels<br /> Level 1 - 500 Archers + level 1 fletching<br /> Level 2 - 1000 Archers + level 2 fletching<br /> Level 3 - 2600 Archers + level 3 fletching<br /> Level 4 - 6000 Archers + level 4 fletching<br /> Level 5 - 15,000 Archers + level 5 fletching<br /> Level 6 - 27,000 Archers + level 6 fletching<br /> Level 7 - 55,000 Archers + level 7 fletching<br /> <br /> Wilderness<br /> to conquer the best way is to send<br /> Level 1 - 50 Archers<br /> Level 2 - 100 Archers<br /> Level 3 - 260 Archers<br /> Level 4 - 600 Archers<br /> Level 5 - 1800 Archers<br /> Level 6 - 5500 Archers<br /> Level 7 - 16200 Archers<br /> Level 8 - 48600 Archers<br /> <br /> There is no need to send more than this but make sure that your level of FLETCHING RESEARCH matches the level you are trying to conquer."<br /> <br /> use this guide whenever you like... and if you know of any other tips let me know!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/466938884461645390-5999905600966112119?l=adamhandy.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div> <p><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/TuUmb4wNAFBxyoYKJnJ9c_U4260/0/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/TuUmb4wNAFBxyoYKJnJ9c_U4260/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a><br/> <a 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