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Buy the Mini -Wanachi. You'll be so much happier::e9c5k

Tue, 29 May 2012 13:16:25 CDT

Maxi Wanachi Waterproof Massager - Purple (Rating: 2/5)

I Got the Maxi-Wanachi because my girlfriend is really rough on the Mini-Wanachi. We didn't like all the programed speeds on the Maxi Wan. No high speed, just a bunch of preprogramed. In short,we didnt like it. But I will be making another order for a Mini-Wanachi right now!
Reviewed By: westwork

View Item Price: $17.56

Worst Stuff Ever

Tue, 29 May 2012 13:15:42 CDT

Hydra organic plant cellulose water based lubricant - 2 oz (Rating: 1/5)

My Wife and i have used different kinds of lube products. But this product does not last and has a hideous smell. Why would you want to have a scented lube and not be able to smell the women's scent. I would never recommend this product to anyone.
Reviewed By: Husband and Wife

View Item Price: $8.60

Delighted with My Order

Tue, 29 May 2012 13:15:02 CDT

4hr Jurassic Ass (Rating: 3/5)

The video was exactly as described. I ordered one evening and it shipped the next day. Very happy with the speed and service. The women in the video are great, but I'm really bored with the artificiality of porn. Who actually shifts positions from one uncomfortable, awkward pose to another every 3 minutes? Who pumps like a pile driver for half an hour unable to cum, then in a jump cut is all of a sudden out of her and wanking themselves off? That's why the 3-star rating.
Reviewed By: Jim

View Item Price: $8.99

average

Tue, 29 May 2012 13:14:05 CDT

Gigi - Deep Rose (Rating: 3/5)

need more power and easy to use
Reviewed By: Anonymous

View Item Price: $109.00

Piece of shit

Tue, 29 May 2012 13:13:41 CDT

Wildfire celebrity series jayden jaymes cyberskin pussy and ass (Rating: 1/5)

It didn't last ONE session. My wife tried jacking me off with it and it ripped down the side, a HUGE rip. Jayden James, your pussy is weeeeeaaaakkk and a waste of money. I've had $10 ones that held up better than this. We used plenty of lube too. What a waste of $60. Jayden/Wildfire, you owe me $60 and an orgasm.
Reviewed By: Disappointed

View Item Price: $36.06

Explosive

Tue, 29 May 2012 13:13:19 CDT

Clitapatra Twister Purple (Rating: 5/5)

I was looking for a powerful vibrator because I have lost sensitivity due to diabetes and was having trouble reaching orgasm. Boy, I am NOT disappointed. I had an explosive orgasm with this product in less than 30 seconds. The penile part is huge. Very nice!!
Reviewed By: Satisfied

View Item Price: $54.10

It works

Tue, 29 May 2012 13:12:32 CDT

Before & After Anti-Bacterial Toy Cleaner - 8 oz Spray Bottle (Rating: 4/5)

The product worked as advertised. I am very pleased.
Reviewed By: Anonymous

View Item Price: $7.99

My wife love it

Tue, 29 May 2012 13:12:05 CDT

8 inch Hollow Dong Extender Strap-On (Rating: 5/5)

It was the perfect size. She took it all in and loved it
Reviewed By: Anonymous

View Item Price: $36.30

Comfortable but too Curved

Tue, 29 May 2012 13:11:55 CDT

Lover's Super-Strap Harness and Thruster (Rating: 2/5)

Our first time buying one, and we didn't realize how curved it was. It works, but not for the specific use we wished it for.
Reviewed By: Tri-Works

View Item Price: $36.21

Mistake

Tue, 29 May 2012 13:11:43 CDT

Guardian Prolong Ring (Rating: 1/5)

This must have been designed to fit an undeveloped individual.
Reviewed By: Anonymous

View Item Price: $7.81

To small

Tue, 29 May 2012 13:11:05 CDT

Bum Buddies Silicone Smooth Anal Beads (Rating: 2/5)

The advertised of 2.4 inches is the hand holds. The last bead is less than 1 inch. This toy is much too small for me.
Reviewed By: Anonymous

View Item Price: $14.06

Great Product did exacty what I expected!

Thu, 24 May 2012 13:10:33 CDT

Mr Thick Dick 4 Oz (Rating: 4/5)

First off the Website was well put together with enough information about any product they carry.I had been looking for a cream that would help me keep a fuller erection n to have it last A Bit Longer.I happen to have very sensitive skin and this product had done nothing to make me uncomfortable.I would purchase this again n from this site the shipping was quick and reached me in time to surprise my wife when she came home from her vacation she had a smile on her face when we had a much longer experience in our Love making.Thank you Mr. Thick Dick.
Reviewed By: CaliGuy1

View Item Price: $10.21

Buy this

Thu, 24 May 2012 13:09:32 CDT

Climax gems hand job stroker - aquamarine (Rating: 5/5)

Feels great. Different textures to change things up.
Reviewed By: Bluesman420

View Item Price: $16.48

Dangerous chemicals

Wed, 23 May 2012 22:53:52 CDT

Man-O-War Dong 10in (Rating: 1/5)

The chemicals, resins & lead paint which I had a chemist analiyze was contained in this awful product. It was an ugly mass of nothing scrotum was a blob of resin material head was painted with lead paint. Doe;snt even look like penis. Very dangeous product,, my girlfreind got a kidney infection the next day after trying to use the smelly thing......You should take this off the market or get rubber based products. Surprised someone had'nt sued you by now.
Reviewed By: home biscuit

View Item Price: $28.49

her game

Wed, 23 May 2012 22:52:35 CDT

Entice Her Game (Rating: 3/5)

It would have been nice to see pics of the game pieces or open box box. However it is a good game to spoil the wife with as it is based around her in mind. We played and indeed as instructions say can be a fast game as the board is rather small but the cards she will pull she can decide to keep to play whenever. The wife said she liked the idea and was pleased so met my goals of getting the game. There are three decks of cards so there is variety but maybe not for hardcore people
Reviewed By: joe

View Item Price: $13.09

Cheap, but not good

Wed, 23 May 2012 22:52:19 CDT

Average Joe The Construction Worker (Rating: 2/5)

Length of this dildo is perfect, however the width is not as avertized. It is much smaller, and the suction cup is very low quality.
Reviewed By: Asterix

View Item Price: $15.62

There IS such a thing as "too big"

Wed, 23 May 2012 22:49:00 CDT

Falcon KEN RYKER, Super Cock (Rating: 3/5)

I know there are size queens out there who will disagree with me but, in my opinion, there IS such a thing as �too big.� I�m over six feet tall, but I wouldn�t want Ken Ryker�s dick; either on me or a boyfriend. While it certainly looks impressive on DVDs, it�s far too big to do anything with on a regular basis in real life. I can barely get my mouth around the head. As far as the other end�well. When I�m with a person, I enjoy hours of foreplay before deciding who tops whom, but when I�m using a toy I only want to work at getting it in for ten minutes at the most. I�d rather use the time to enjoy the ride. This Ryker dildo is too big and took far too long to work into me. Even with taking over half an hour as well as a lot of lube, I was much more concerned about internal tearing than any sexual enjoyment. At one point I even thought, �Is this really how I want the paramedics to find me? Unconscious on the floor with a massive dildo halfway up my ass?� Getting the dildo in became more a matter of determination than a sexual one and my orgasm was more biological than sexual, the result of a brickbat mashing against my prostate. From a practical standpoint, it's a good quality toy and the suction cup worked well, but for anyone who wants to try a larger toy, I�d recommend the Jeff Stryker Realistic Dildo, which I bought at the same time. It�s large and took a little work as well, but was more do-able and enjoyable to play with. I feel sorry for Ken Ryker if this is an actual life-model. It�s too big. Since I can�t return the dildo, I�m debating whether to nail it to a tree and hang a bird feeder from it, or keep it by my bed in case I ever need to bludgeon an intruder to death.
Reviewed By: Anonymous

View Item Price: $46.20

it does work

Wed, 23 May 2012 22:48:47 CDT

Thick Ur Dick - Flesh (Rating: 4/5)

well, after waiting over 2 weeks with anticipation it finaly showed up. my lady friend had a partner that was very, very well endowed years ago and still thought about being filled in that way all these years later. she looked with lust in her eyes when we opened the package. the fact that there was NO WAY my balls would fit threw the given opening for them didn't slow us down. we still tried it anyway. once I was hard, which just looking at the excitment in her eyes and seeing her getting moist down below, didn't take long, "we" put it on. it stayed in place on my hard dick even after lubing it up to slide it on. as the saying goes her "eyes were bigger than her opening". as much as she wanted too she could not get it all inside her the first time. she said she must have gotten smaller after all those years. the next night after much lubrication she had the first of her orgasims before she even got it half way in. with her on top to control the penetration rate the dazed look in her eyes had me cumming way to fast. with the toy on I still felt hard to her and she had still another orgasim. after skipping a day we tried it again. all I can say is wow ! on top of me again I watched as she slid down with just 1 or 2 thrusts all the way ! she came before it got 1/2 way in and then came again as she sank all the way down. just watching it go in and seeing how her cum was soaking me had me cuming also. as before, she didn't feel me shrink as the toy more than filled her up. it didn't take long to get hard once more and then we really went at it. she had never squirted before but now she has turned into the so called "gusher" !
Reviewed By: Anonymous

View Item Price: $35.18

did not work out of the box

Wed, 23 May 2012 22:47:18 CDT

Rump Shakers Small Black (Rating: 1/5)

New item did not work. runs when you tap on it. not worth the money.
Reviewed By: bgood

View Item Price: $18.28

Not as mentioned on the website! BUYER BEWARE!

Wed, 23 May 2012 22:45:52 CDT

Giant Cock with Balls Beige 16 inch (Rating: 1/5)

I received this item in the mail and it was MUCH bigger than I expected. On the website it says the length of this dildo was 2.60 inches. Well on the invoice that I received with this product says the width was 3.5 inches. I measured it and it is in fact 3.5 inches. When it comes to putting something big up your butt every little bit makes a difference. I was really upset when I saw this. Not able to use this product and the packaging was torn when I received it as well... BUYER BEWARE!
Reviewed By: ROSS

View Item Price: $41.78

My product

Wed, 23 May 2012 22:44:43 CDT

Diving Dolphin (Rating: 1/5)

I got my dolphin and everything like shipping was great but my husband and I used it one time and it ripped in half!!
Reviewed By: Pammy

View Item Price: $24.99

need help

Wed, 23 May 2012 22:41:23 CDT

Support Plus Beaded Ring Exciter (Rating: 1/5)

rate this product 4-5 on performance,1 on durability. it lasted 1.5 uses then fell apart.need a replacement,or something similar.i wish knew about how quickly it would break! Thanks to customer service I am getting a replacement.
Reviewed By: Anonymous

View Item Price: $24.05

Great product

Wed, 23 May 2012 22:36:06 CDT

Lugez Ice Rack Boob Mold (Rating: 5/5)

I ordered this product for a party I was hosting at a club and everyone loved it. I would definitely order this product again.
Reviewed By: Anonymous

View Item Price: $19.14

Huge

Wed, 23 May 2012 22:35:54 CDT

Natural Feel 12 inch Vibrating Cock with Suction Cup -Midnight Black (Rating: 4/5)

Feels amazing not to hard not to soft and the vibrations are powerful and quite and it's huge the only problem i have is the suction cup doesn't stick to most of my walls.
Reviewed By: Anonymous

View Item Price: $37.31

Best dildo ever

Wed, 23 May 2012 22:35:16 CDT

Emperor 8in-ivory (Rating: 5/5)

One of the best dildos I've ever used. The material its made of is very realistic, flexible, and has an excellent feel.
Reviewed By: Anonymous

View Item Price: $38.19