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How Many Times Can a Man Say “Ho, Ho, Ho”

Mr. Atoz — Wed, 18 Nov 2009 21:21:02 +0000

The first video from Bob Dylan’s long-awaited Christmas album is out, and it’s… well, it’s difficult to describe. Imagine a Christmas party set in the “Mad Men” era, only somebody spiked the punch...

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You Ta-Talkin’ to Me? You Ta-Talkin’ to Me?

Mr. Atoz — Wed, 18 Nov 2009 23:00:38 +0000

Proof, if more were needed, that actors rarely make good role models for anything except acting: Robert De Niro might record a rap duet with 50 Cent. According to Contactmusic, the screen legend...

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Tasty Waves and a The Horror, The Horror Bud

Agent Bedhead — Thu, 19 Nov 2009 15:05:08 +0000

Bar Refaeli shows off that perfect ass in lingerie. (HT) Johnny Depp: Sexiest Man Alive? Judges = stoned. (CS) Gerard Butler stinks but can still get in my pants for spoofing the MJ baby-balcony...

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Erupting Soon from a Uterus Near You

Mr. Atoz — Thu, 19 Nov 2009 16:32:29 +0000

Don’t get me wrong: I like Taylor Swift. She’s cute as a button, she has a delightful personality, she writes her own songs, and she seems genuinely surprised by the level of success she’s...

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Tom & Katie’s Publicist-Directed Reaffirmation Of Their Staged Love

Agent Bedhead — Thu, 19 Nov 2009 19:27:39 +0000

It looks like someone has become a fan of preemptive damage control. Apparently, Tom Cruise was concerned that people would get the wrong impression when he and wifebot Katie Holmes spent their third...

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The Divine Gwyneth Reinvents A Thanksgiving Staple

Agent Bedhead — Thu, 19 Nov 2009 20:19:50 +0000

Admittedly, I’ve been subscribing to Gwyneth Paltrow’s GOOP newsletter because Thursday mornings are so notoriously difficult that I could use the guaranteed laughter. This week, Goopy...

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Tasty Waves and a Get The Hell Outta Here Bud

Agent Bedhead — Fri, 20 Nov 2009 05:51:07 +0000

Carrie Prejean: NSFW sex tape stills of ex-Ms Cali. (Yeeeah!) Kate Hudson’s nympho ass = too big for her britches. (CS) Brad Pitt would rather have family time than $5 mill. (CB) Claire...

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Tonight We Bathe in the Stench of Victory!

Mr. Atoz — Fri, 20 Nov 2009 12:00:01 +0000

Well, dang. After all that macho sword-waving and Immortal-slaughtering, it turns out that Leonidas is some sort of closet metrosexual. Gerard Butler recently told Scott Mills of BBC’s Radio 1 that...

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Top 50 Albums Of The Decade: Doherty Scoops 3

Agent Bedhead — Fri, 20 Nov 2009 14:50:04 +0000

Hey, rock stars do laundry too… occasionally. Those of you who don’t follow the Brit rock scene would never know it, but Pete Doherty really does lead a (more or less) critically...

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Gaddafi Urges The Tall & Leggy To Convert To Islam

Agent Bedhead — Sat, 21 Nov 2009 02:58:57 +0000

Over time, I’ve learned not to be surprised by the antics of one Colonel Muammar Gaddafi, who is a topic of obsession for the gay boyfriend. Quite simply, nothing is beyond reproach for...

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