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Heather Graham Career Assessment

Bedhead — Wed, 08 Jun 2011 18:28:56 +0000

The Heather Graham Career Assessment is now available for your reading pleasure.

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My Not-So-Brilliant Career

Mr. Atoz — Wed, 08 Jun 2011 18:33:05 +0000

Back around the time The Last Airbender was blighting theatres, someone compiled a chart showing how M. Night Shyamalan’s films had been received, based on their ratings at Rotten Tomatoes. Once you...

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So Tasty I’d Eat It Right Off the Floor

Mr. Atoz — Wed, 08 Jun 2011 21:29:24 +0000

If you’ve ever wanted to lick David Hasselhoff all over, then—for the love o’ Mike, don’t tell me about it. Seriously, I really don’t need images like that cluttering up my head. But if that’s your...

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I Know a Bad Teacher When I See One

Mr. Atoz — Thu, 09 Jun 2011 19:38:24 +0000

In keeping with this blog’s laserlike focus on the utterly trivial, let’s take a look at this highly non-newsworthy snippet of an interview with Emma Stone (most recent film: Easy A). Emma is both...

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They Grow Up So Fast—Or Not

Mr. Atoz — Thu, 09 Jun 2011 20:30:11 +0000

Here’s a pic of Elle Fanning at the premiere for Super 8 (which sounds rather promising for a summer blockbuster), posing alongside one of the other teenage cast members, or maybe some boy she knows...

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Foolish Women, Foolish Choices

Mr. Atoz — Fri, 10 Jun 2011 16:25:14 +0000

This story just keeps getting sadder. You’ve probably noticed that the banner picture contains absolutely no Sean Penn. That’s partly because I honestly have no desire to punish my readers, and...

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I, Claudius 2: This Time It’s Personal

Mr. Atoz — Fri, 10 Jun 2011 22:20:40 +0000

Okay, I will concede that’s not the cleverest headline ever to appear at Agent Bedhead. The perfect title would have been “II, Claudius,” but WordPress’s headline formatting would have rendered it...

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Judy Moody and the NOT Bummer Summer Review

Bedhead — Sat, 11 Jun 2011 17:15:48 +0000

Judy Moody and the NOT Bummer Summer Review: Manic Pixie Go F*ck Yourself.

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And Now, a Few Words from the Foo Fighters

Mr. Atoz — Tue, 14 Jun 2011 16:11:54 +0000

The Foo Fighters are a decent little band that’s currently on tour to promote their new album Wasting Light. Like most bands, they’ve got a tour rider. And unlike most bands, that rider is a thing...

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Beheaded, Survived

Mr. Atoz — Tue, 14 Jun 2011 21:36:16 +0000

Sean Bean is good in most roles he plays, and he’s been pleasing audiences as Ned Stark in HBO’s Game of Thrones—at least until last Sunday, when–spoiler alert!–he came up a head short (a...

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Naptime, M@#%&er! Do You Speak It?

Mr. Atoz — Wed, 15 Jun 2011 15:58:21 +0000

A surprise current bestseller is Go the Fuck to Sleep (everyone blanks out the third word, but we won’t because we’re edgy like that), which speaks for just about anyone who has ever tried to put...

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Please Forgive Me

Mr. Atoz — Wed, 15 Jun 2011 22:29:48 +0000

By now we’re all acutely aware that Ke$ha’s torso has the same sleek, sexy lines as a 1950s Kelvinator refrigerator/freezer—sort of a box, basically, with a few minimal curves and bulges thrown in to...

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No Hay Banda

Mr. Atoz — Wed, 15 Jun 2011 23:51:19 +0000

David Lynch has made a career out of weird-ass film projects, but lately he seems to be branching out, transforming himself into some weird-ass, superannuated James Franco. For his latest...

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Down With CGI Costumes

Bedhead — Thu, 16 Jun 2011 02:00:00 +0000

Down With CGI Costumes: 5 Real Ones That Did The Job Better.

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The Dark Side Is Stong in This One

Mr. Atoz — Thu, 16 Jun 2011 20:35:47 +0000

Jennifer Aniston’s miserable excuse for a love life has been a story for so long that I think Friends was still showing original episodes when it started. But this long, sad saga might finally be...

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Attention: Friday Has Now Been Cancelled

Mr. Atoz — Fri, 17 Jun 2011 16:09:18 +0000

It’s been more than three months since Rebecca Black’s “Friday” appeared on YouTube, which means that it’s now totally passé. By August it will be revived on some nostalgia kick, and come fall...

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Christina Hendricks Is a Hottie, in a Limited Sense

Mr. Atoz — Fri, 17 Jun 2011 19:02:12 +0000

Christina Hendricks set herself on fire this last Wednesday. And you can stop even pretending to be excited, because this really wasn’t anything major. Apparently she stood a little close to a...

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I’m So Very Sad, I Could Write a Book

Mr. Atoz — Fri, 17 Jun 2011 22:25:28 +0000

Somehow we all forgot to observe Cheer Up Keanu Day this year, but Sad Keanu Reeves isn’t going to let that bring him down—not any further down, anyway. No, Sad Keanu has decided that if life...

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Mr. Popper’s Penguins Review

Bedhead — Sat, 18 Jun 2011 18:31:15 +0000

My review of Mr. Popper’s Penguins is now available for your reading pleasure. He’s not stupid, he just dupes it.

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But First, Mistress, I Beg You to Blow Me

Mr. Atoz — Mon, 20 Jun 2011 22:15:36 +0000

Not so long ago Mel Gibson was worth nearly a billion dollars. Let’s hope he takes better care of that money than he has of his career and relationships, because thanks to the systematic beat-down...

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I for One Welcome Our Virtual Schoolgirl Overlords

Mr. Atoz — Tue, 21 Jun 2011 20:51:04 +0000

Yeah, this isn’t creepy at all. The Glico confectionary company isn’t exactly widely known outside of east Asia, but in that part of the world it’s a household name. This is due in part to their...

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Another failed 12-Step Program

Mr. Atoz — Tue, 21 Jun 2011 21:40:30 +0000

It’s been a while since we posted any stories about Amy Winehouse, mostly because after a certain point it felt less like celebrity mockery and more like poor dumb animal torture. But it’s worth...

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Who Asked For Cars 2 Again?

Bedhead — Wed, 22 Jun 2011 17:17:22 +0000

Who Asked For Cars 2 Again? 5 Children’s Sequels That Should’ve Arrived Instead.

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Cars 2 Review

Bedhead — Sat, 25 Jun 2011 03:03:33 +0000

My review of Cars 2 is now available for your reading pleasure.

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Film Producing Comes Naturally (Through a Lot of Hard Work) to Marc Shmuger

Bedhead — Sat, 01 Dec 2012 03:51:58 +0000

In Hollywood, everyone recognizes the lead actors that appear within their favorite movies, and many audiences also remain quite familiar with directors of those films as well. However, not all movie...

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