Isn't a normal destiny

Best logo for shisha

2008-09-05T00:59:00.003+08:00

"AL FAKHER" = I will fuck her???
once smoked, u gonna f*** "her".

Temples at Kelantan

2008-08-29T21:21:00.010+08:00

This is one of the posts which i have wanted to post it for such a long time. but yet due to my hectic lifestyle, this post has actually delayed for months. haha~~Well, back to my kelantan trip last few months, my buddy and i visited bundle of temples at kelantan. It is quite special about the temple here. The local didnt call temple as temple, some of them called temple as Wat. It might due to the culture of Thailand, whereby temples there are known as Wat. And most of the temples here are named according to the "pattern" of their god. Lets have a look:

statue Sleeping god

statue of sitting god

statues of standing god
haha~~special enough??

My buddy........

and me~!

The following temple is having Malaysia's tallest statue of god. And you all are able to make wishes inside the temple just like Hongkong style which involve throwing your written wishes to a tall tree. The taller you throw, the higher chance your wishes can be granted. haha~~this is what they said. I have no idea also. But part of my wishes are being granted. Maybe you all can have a try??? who knows your wishes might be granted?? haha~

tall enough?

wishes~!!

here's the tree~!

here we go~!

ready??

here come the first one~!

second one~!

third one!
Ohya~! that gal that follows us, is a christian. So she din make any wish~!

cause she is scared of getting this~~hhm...nice boobs anywhere~haha

and this~!haha~i am a christian as well...but......dont care so much la~!

lastly, sayonara~~catch up with the next post~!

Freedom Series 2008

2008-08-27T10:24:00.010+08:00

Midterm on Theory of Machines and Law for Engineers, lab reports and tons of never-ending assignment scheduled on next week?? HoHo~~~all of these are still unable to stop my resisting of going Freedom Malacca which is being kicked off at Purebar Malacca. For those who has missed the freedom series at Malacca, the coming up next freedom events: Freedom KL at red square(29/08/08) and Freedom Penang at Momo(20/08/08).

Freebies for that night- a freedom t-shirt and a bottle of carslberg ~~~no cover charge at all~!! Awesome music by Dj Blink and K-Natz.....with plenty of hot chicks there~~haha~~including two of this girls in blue~~

Sony Ericsson s500i, Nintendo wii and sony psp are given away as prizes~~Wohoho~~but i din won any of them....Simply answer a question on "How old is Malaysia this year?" or "How many colors are there in the malaysia's flag?" then you can win back a Sony Ericsson s500i. Sounds easy??? but its tough job to squeeze yourself into the front to answer the question.

Roti Bakar (toasted bread)

2008-08-21T00:43:00.004+08:00

For those roti bakar (toasted bread) lover in Malacca, i am pretty sure that you all have eaten the roti bakar beside the Equatorial Hotel. For me, it was the best roti bakar in Malacca....but i have no idea what you guys think of it. haha~~however, it has moved to the new shop row beside Makhota Hospital Malacca or in other words, it is just situated behind Simply Fish.

I went there for the first time after it changed its venue.

Hmmm....seems like the business isn't as good as before. I can't even see the aunty sitting down and rest at there when it was still situated beside the Equatorial Hotel. Maybe many people misunderstood that it closed down. But actually, it just shifted to other place.

Although it has changed to a brighter shop row, but the taste of the roti bakar is stil the same- so delicous...together with the economic fried mee and egg......haha~~

Restaurant Ole Sayang

2008-08-20T23:51:00.004+08:00

This restaurant recalled some memories when i first stumbled myself to malacca for studying. That time my dad, my mum together with my pretty and cute little sis accompanied me here to help settle down with my living. By that time, i was still a 17 years old high school graduate who knows nothing, no clubbing, no blogging, no gym-ing, no drinking, no snookering and pooling. Sad to tell that these all have become my habits 3 years after i came here. haih~~~~but at least i learned to be mature and increase my circle of friends, be responsible for what i did and what i said. These are those stuff that i couldn't learn from my engineering textbook.

my little sis~

The memory is still clear enough.........
gab: KNS, is this the food for human??? whole plate of chicken is in red color.....its sure gonna spice me to dead~!
dad: eat only la...wont die~!! dont complain this complain that...~!!
gab: what la~am i going to eat this kind of food here for the following 5 years??? nothing else i can eat in malacca??
dad: must be got other food la...next time u go find yourself...
gab: WHAT THE F~~~~!!!

the rendang chicken which i thought it cant be eaten at all~!

i was just like after finishing my shower when i finish up all those baba nyonya food on the table. OH MAN, damn spicy.......3 years after, the second time i visit this restaurant. Hmmm~~~i found that the food is quite nice~!! Is my taste of food being influenced?? or i have learned to eat spicy food~!haha~

anywhere, Restaurant Ole Sayang is just another baba nyonya restaurant which is located same row with the secret recipe franchise at melaka raya. The food inside is quite nice...but no individual meal is served inside. so don't go there alone~! but you can do so if you have enough cash inside your wallet.haha~

However, the decoration inside is more likely towards chinese style.....with those "rotan" made chairs...some chinese calligraphy hanging on the walls~

Anywhere, 3 years life in Malacca...what i gained and what i lost?? Do i really fully utilized this 3 years of uni life?? 2 more years to go.........

Nuffnang Gift Ideas Contest

2008-08-18T00:12:00.005+08:00

Feeling bored tonight at home, nothing to do as well....Surfed through the net, including nuffnang.com, and found that the "Nuffnang Gift Ideas" contest has extended its expire date. So i just simply try out my luck here...haha~~who knws i might win some prize unexpectedly??

So, i gonna send a gift to Mr Ryan, who is also a nuffnanger.

Trax Massage Lounger - TRX-SP0001

A Trax massage lounger-TRX-SP0001 will be an ideal gift for my friend. You guys will know why from the coming up photos.

Jamming outside a dinner hall???

Recording video cam also wanna go and disturb during Multimedia University Award Night.

I am pretty sure that this super active fellow gonna be very tired every night he went back home. So a massage lounger will be suitable for him to cope with his tiredness.

One of the nice features that i found from realmart.com about this product is that the lounger has flexible adjustable angles for the postures. This will be nice enough for my friend to have a nice posture while watching porn at home, instead of sitting on a plastic chair. Bad posture isn't good for health especially while watching porn. And for sure, nice posture with the exact angle make masturbation feels better. hahahhaa~~~~

Realmart

weird taste

2008-08-16T00:36:00.005+08:00

I found out that Malacca is having quite a bundle of weird stuff.

This is what i saw when i was having my lunch. The poster is actually promoting the Asam peach juice, but for the Chinese name there....they purposely put a bracket with the word "weird taste" for that juice. Until now i still have no idea on why they are promoting the asam peach juice which is having the weird taste.

Anywhere, anyone know where i take this pic at?? The first one who guesses correctly will stand a chance to have a lunch with me~!!! hahahahaha~~~

Pig skin lining shoes~!

2008-08-16T00:18:00.005+08:00

HoHo~~this is what i found last week when i was hunting for new sport shoes at Makhota Parade malacca. And accidentally found pig skin lining shoes~!! i tried to smell if any BBQ pork smell on they shoes, but it is so carefully wrapped. I got warned by the workers there, as no photography is allowed there. shit~!

HMMM~~~i was wondering any pig skinned condom available?? as there are plenty of flavour available for condom-strawberry, banana, mango, durian, rambutan.....opppss...too much~~some are not availabe as well, haha~~but is there any pig, elephant, hippopotamus, tiger skinned condom. ...??? As elephant skinnned is for super duper extra safe and porcupine skinned is for pleasure max. Nice enough???

Robert Chef

2008-08-15T23:41:00.006+08:00

ROBERT CHEF BISTRO, situated at Bukit Baru. Yet another place which i went to try out my luck last few weeks. However, its is not up to what i expected from the outlook of the bistro. Anywhere, it is still nice bistro indeed.

anywhere, it is still quite a nice place for couple to dating, but not to get laid. hahaha~~!!

It is actually a house, being modified and renovated until it is bistro-like.

I can create a sandwich by my own with only RM8. Its cheap man~! I would like to have a "fried elephant's sperm" sandwich....is it ok??

after the "elephant's sperm" sandwich, i would like to have a "slow boat to malacca river". wow, damn nice man~! haha~! After slow boat, what else?? Any order for "fast and furious to malacca pure bar" ??? i would glad to take one too~~!!

I forget what the dish called~~!! oppss~!!

strawberry milk shake~! hhmm......for the food and drink, i roughly can giv 7 marks out of 10. still ok-lah....

hmm....toilet quite clean...ok, i giv 9 marks for toilet. haha~!! 1 mark is being deducted as the toilet is not being nicely decorated~!

nowadays not in the mood of updating my blog.haih~~~

MMU award

2008-07-20T15:32:00.007+08:00

MMU AWARD '08 [Differences in customes, one in tradition] is an award-giving dinner for outstanding students as well as all club and societies which involved in organizing events in both Multimedia University in Cyberjaya and Malacca campuses. Its quite late for me to post up this entry as the event was held on 5th July 08, as i just received my photos today...n yet not the complete one.

To be frank, i dun like to attend such kind of dinner as the ambient and the food there is really not my type. But, since the event that i joined "The 11th Chinese New Year Extravaganza" was nominated for the Best Cultural Award...So just go for it once..

Part of the committees of the event......

N i don like to wear such a formal blazer...its stuffy man~!!!...

a picture with my so-called "sohai" friend...

Looks delicious?? lets get closer a little bit....

How we gonna share 2 salted fishes among 10 people??

Belaccan with few slices of vegetables?? not tempting at all......

The chicken....

The prawn.....

The mix vege...

The fish fillet...

The sotong....

So here is the tissue provided by the vendor, with the name on the restaurant on it...so you guys know what to do next...The spoon and fork are also arranged in the wrong way....

it is almost time

for the food to be finish....haha.....

Thats the door gift i received at entrance...hmm...i like the bag, but there is nothing useful inside.

The event begins with cultural performances among races..However, i missed the chance to snap pictures for the opening ceremony of the dinner..as the opening was quite a special one..with the effect of the green laser and fire crackers just like what they used for the concert...

This is the only picture i got...T.T~~

This is the best part of the performance which the eventually played the MMU official song, Permata Dunia by using the Chinese musical instruments..the sound is mixed in such a harmony way with the voice of Miss Intan, the singer of Permata Dunia (if i not mistaken her name). I like her voice so much...its so soft and relaxing...

a closer look on her...

no table manner at all....keep on sms-ing with your dear only....haha~~~

with the OC friends...

forget to introduce another sohai friend of mine...haha~~~

sohai enough?? haha~~

n yet, the night is ended with pool again.....with my sohai friend~~hahahahaa~~~

My first time

2008-07-19T17:27:00.005+08:00

Not the first time i sleep with other gals....haha~~Make sure ur mind is on the right direction. But the first time i spent so much money on my face.....Unbelievable?? Believe it~!!

This is the shop whereby i stumbled myself in it for the very first time. Purchasing neither perfume nor shower gel, but facial stuff as my facial cleanser starts to be ineffective on my skin. Thats why i decided to have a try on "The body Shop" facial products after many of my friends recommended this brand to me.

First is this, the TEA TREE OIL FACE WASH, specially formulated for oily and blemished skin. This is what the lady there told me to use...as i am also a noob in such kind of thingy, therefore i just go ahead with it. If my face get worst, i sure gonna go back and teach her how to spell the word "DIE"...

After washing with it, she recommends me to use the TEA TREE OIL FACIAL TONER to tighten up the pores while removing impurities and excess oil, and helps to combat blemishes.

Lastly, the TEA TREE OIL MATTIFYING MOISTURISER for instant hydration, shine control and shield to help protect against grime and pollution.

U guys roughly can estimate how much i spent on those accessories. So its needless for me to post up the figure on my receipt.haha~~~~I need to start eating maggie mee at home for at least a week..to save back the money which i spent on my face~~~T.T~~

Last but not least, recently i received this logo from my friends. Seems to be quite funny...cause the two fellows who are having sex in doggy style look like guy. None of them have the figure of a woman...haha~~so i think instead of "NO SEX", it is better to change the name to " NO SEX WITH SAME GENDER"~~haha~!!

I am a millionaire

2008-07-16T02:32:00.006+08:00

Guess what i have received yesterday?? Not a birthday condom from my friend, not "hamtai" from Japan, not masturbating doll from e-bay, not a dildo from anyone else....haha~but this..~!!!

A letter from Spain~!! HoHo~~The letter was reviewed with great enthusiasm as this was my first time to receive a letter from spain~!! And guess whats the content of the letter.....

"Congrats Mr Gabriel Fong, you are being awarded with 2 virgins from Spain. You will receive your virgins through courier service within this week. Please do attend our sex party on 04/10/2008 again for more lucky draw, venue will be confirmed later."

LOL~~just kidding around. Of course i will not be receiving those kind of mail. If its really happens to me, i am wondering that the virgins are guys or girls.haha~~!!

So this is the content of the letter. I have eventually won the EUROMILLONES SWEEPSTAKE LOTTERY/NEW YEAR HIGHSTAKE INTERANTIONAL PROGRAM. Therefore, i have been approved for a lump sum payout of US$815,960.00.....haha~~so that means i am a millionaire now~!!! a 20 years old millionaire. HOHO~~!!!

what i need to do now is to fill and submit this form to BLUE BIRD SECURITY S.A. In hokkien, we call this security as "Lan jiao" security...LOL~~and after that i shall sit back and enjoy my life...going vacations at Maldives for bikini chicks, Amsterdam for legalized prostitutions, Dubai for entertainment....and so on~~i gonna quit MMU, the sux-est university that i have seen...and join Harvard. haha~~

Well, is this gonna really turn true?? i dont think so. It is so obvious that this is just only a prank or some cheating organization who wanna cheat my money. So sorry that they have send their mail to wrong person like me...Although i wish to become a millionaire also, but this is not my way. I shall work them on with both of my hands. If anyone received this letter before and replied, please tell me your result. If you really get the money, i for sure gonna send back my filled up form.haha~!!

MMU Sucks~!

2008-07-14T20:41:00.007+08:00

Nowadays the quality of Multimedia University is kinda sucks. Instead of known as Multimedia University(MMU), students often call it as Money Making University. Well, i prefer to call it as Money Multiplying University. It's not just as easy as making money, but its multiplying the income of the university.

I get to dislike the management of this university after they implemented the library fees to the students. This happened by the time when i was still an executing committee of Students' Representative Council, and different ways were being tried by us to diminish the implementation of the library fees.

MMU MELAKA, 29th June 2007- A detailed explanation was given to the Student Representative Council (SRC), at 3pm, when they had a meeting with library director, Puan Aminah. According to her, library fees are being implemented due to the services that are being provided. These fees will be used to cover the additional costs for better services in future, and also to cover the costs of the Cyberjaya library. The annual budget of the library is a hefty RM5.4 million, which is spent on maintaining as well as improving the library.

HOWEVER, till the end, we as the students of MMU still have to pay an amount of RM60 per annum for the library fees, after voicing out our dissatisfactions and signing petition and so on.

And recently, another kind of fees are being suggested by the management of the university again, namely IT fees.

Quoted from www.srcmalacca.blogspot.com

The University is planning to impose an IT service fee of approximately RM100/year on all students starting from the academic year 2008/2009 (this trimester). The fee covers the maintenance fees of MMLS, course registration system, wireless services and other online systems. Besides this, a portion of the fee will be used to upgrade the bandwidth of Malacca campus (from 16 Mbps to 34 Mbps).

Unfortunately, there are several controversial issues:

1. Although the students from both of the campuses will be charged the same fee, Cyberjaya campus will get a better service in terms of bandwidth increment (from 34 Mbps to 100 Mmbps). This is because the hardware of Cyberjaya campus is more advance than us and our hardware is not able to support the 100 Mbps bandwidth (Cyberjaya hardware can support up to 400 mbps while ours can only support up till 100 Mbps).

2. Not every student is using the wireless service.

3. CITS cannot guarantee that after the imposition of the IT services fee, all the flaws that we encountered before (eg. system down during the course registration period) can be solved once and for all.

4. Number of concurrent connections to the web services such as MMLS and course registration may or may not be increased. If it is not increased, the increase in bandwidth would not make much of a difference as the number of users allowed to access the said websites will still remain the same. As such, at high usage periods (i.e. before/during exam for MMLS & course registration days) students will still have the problem of not being able to access the websites. It would be akin to widening the roads but still having the same number of exits – You’ll get to the exits/entrances (i.e. websites) faster. Once there, you’ll have to wait in line (for countless hours) just as before.

Finally, still the same way, after signing out petition and voicing out our dissatisfaction through SRC, we are given discount for the fees. So, here is how the fees go on.

The IT Services Fee for Malacca campus has been reduced to RM 50 (for non-hostel residents) and RM 75 (for hostel residents). Besides this, the bandwidth will be increased to 100Mbps for Malacca campus, an increament from the initially announced 34Mbps. As for Cyberjaya campus, the bandwidth will be higher, at 150Mbps. Therefore, they will be paying RM 75 (non-hostel residents) and RM 100 (hostel residents).

LOL~~so called multimedia university, stil need students' support for IT fees...

This two situations are the same. We are all just the puppet of the management of university, or one of the little chess of them no matter students or SRC. Their initiative for the fees aren't as high as what they announced. They know very well that students are going to make chaos and complaints regarding those fees. Thats why they are putting high of the fees just to give some negotiations to the students after they complained. So, this are their the fucking technique to fool us.

And these are all not the main point for me to write this post. The main point, i received a forwarded message from YM stated that MMU now is one of the government Universities in Malaysia. OMGWTFCCB~~!!! I will be happy if someone telling me that i am wrong. But, you guys can click and check on the link below.

http://www.gov.my/MYGOV/BI/Directory/Citizen/Education/HigherEducation/ListofUniversityandCollege/

I believe that malaysia government's official portal wont goes wrong. WTF is tat fucking idiot Zaharin doing...~~!!! Seriously i dont like that geezer at all. His pattern is pissed off~!! and the way he answers students' question is really sucks, u wont be able to get the answer for your question that u asked him. He surely gonna divert the answer and wont give the exact one for you.

OMG, i cant imagine how MMU gonna looks like after it turns to a government University.......

1. No more good looking chicks, as most of them are in tudung..wtf~!
2. Do we need to speak malay in campus??
3. The sounds of the muslim prayers is gonna be very frustrating.
4. Do i need to wear long sleeves and long pants with shoes to campus??
5. Am i going to get fined for watching pretty chicks in campus?
6. No more kaki to go pure bar anymore??
.........and many more.....of course i cant list out 1 by 1.

HOWEVER, if MMU is really a government university, it is surely gonna get subsidies from government.. Then why the fuck are we still need to pay so much of unnecessary fees??

POOL fever

2008-07-12T15:07:00.004+08:00

nowadays, i was kinda addicted on playing pool...Not that playing beside the swimming pool with lots of hot chicks in bikini or tube~~!!!! i was talking about this:

my favourite temporarily for this moment...And currently i am staying at Malacca, so there are only 2 places whereby i preferred for pooling. The first one is the Snooker center at Senyum. Thats the place where most of the Malays like to visit as the price there is really cheap. Imagine that you can get a 2 hours play of pool for just only RM10. It is just around the price of 2 boxes of condom~~durex one~hahaha~~.....

However, there is always a reason on why the price is so cheap..just like you are buying a cheap condom, it is easier to tear off and not comfortable~~hahaha~~i don't prefer the pool equipments at Senyum , either the tables, cue or the sticks there...and the environment there isnt satisfied too. I play there sometimes in the sake of saving some money for petrol.

long fish bar at BW sports bar

I prefer BW sports Bar at Melaka Raya. Its the best place for me to pool. In terms of environment, equipments and chicks there. At least i hardly see any malays there as i think they wont gonna afford for it. It costs RM 12 per hour. I could only see chinese and some foreigners at that bar everytime i played there. And the chicks there are nice~! mouth-watering~!haha....thats the reason why i keep on losing at there.....hahaha

although not so pro and keep on losing, but pattern must nice~haha

with wide screen projector inside

vvip pool table

island bar

night view from the bar

POOL???anyone??? just find me~!!

weekend special

2008-07-11T12:09:00.004+08:00

BREAKFAST + LUNCH + HIGH TEA :

Due to the hike of the price of petrol, so i need to combine my 3 meals into 1. Normally, i am kinda headache of thinking the venue for me dine in. Oh ya, forget to introduce my buddy, TJ who accompanied me for my 3 in 1 meal. He is also one of the victims of the hike, thats why nowadays he isn't so dare to date any girls out. Its really gonna burn holes in his pocket and consequently he really needs to start planting potatoes and vegetables, eating by his own. hahahaa~~So, out of idea on where to take our meal, so i just simply pointed a cafe .."Kapitan House".

So this is my buddy, TJ...busy sms-ing...cancelling all his dates, as he is running out of cash.

The interior design is mostly based on black and red colour.

The furniture is black....

and the chicken chop is black also....haha~luckily thats not mine.

maybe thats one of the reason on why we cant spot any customer at that cafe....or it might be already quite late for lunch...

this contributes some of the red colour to the design

and the menu.....

and this red menu....

and this.....

"DONT LEAVE US WITHOUT TRYING THE ABOVE, YOUR DINING EXPERIENCE MIGHT NOT BE COMPLETED"

OMG~~i dint ordered that...that means i dint complete my dining experience there??? which means that i need not foot for the bill too??? hahahaha~~~

the cendol~

from Mr TJ

and this is mine...juice from the sky....

isnt look so nice right...~~

no more appetite to eat~~!!!

after having my spagetti, rested for 45 minutes...we are going for a swim..this is so called "healthy weekend".

but not for this fat little guy who seems like dancing cha-cha beside the pool

nice scene right??

sun-set

It has been weeks

2008-06-21T14:34:00.004+08:00

It has been weeks since i last updated my blog....maybe within this couple of weeks, i was extremely busy with my own stuff till i didn't even realize that i was quarantined within my own busy-ness, and lost contact with my cyberspace.

Well, after back from Kelantan trip, i stil got couple of posts which i wanted to share with you all. But because of time constraint, until now i still din have the chance to post up all the new posts that i wanna share out.

Recently, i was kinda busy with my campus orientation week. I was one of the mobile OC (Orientation Committee) for group Blue Nine. I need to take care of my own group of freshies which just entered my campus, MMU. Answering them all their doubts for the new environment, having ice-breaking games, some group activities and enjoy together with them.. The whole orientation week is kinda tired, but its awesome and fun~!!! I will upload more on orientation week in MMU in the upcoming post...stil haven't tidy up my pictures anywhere.

And due to my busy-ness, holyshit~!! I missed once again the wildlife party organised by Nuffnang~!!! I only checked my email today, and they have actually email me the invitation few days ago. The party is today...and it is impossible for me to go there by now...sad~~~~T.T~~i missed again my chance to meet up with those bloggers outside that i admired. And here goes their menu of that night:

Wood Oven Baked Pizza’s – 6pm

Pizza Margherita – Tomato & Cheese . Pizza Aglio – Tomatoes & Garlic.

Spring Rolls served with a garlic chilly dip.

Tray service before dinner

Modesto Caesar Salad

Modesto’s classic salad is served with Croutons, Tomatoes and Mushrooms.

Pasta

Fettuccine pasta cooked with plum tomatoes, fresh cream and smoked salmon

Linguini tossed with toasted garlic, fresh chilies and olive oil

Local

Fried Rice

Vegetable curry

On The Griller

Juicy Chicken thighs spit roasted in our wood oven and served with mashed potatoes in garlic, chilly gravy.

Sweets

Panna Cotta milk pudding drizzled with Honey and toasted Walnuts.

Beverages

Coca-Cola & 7 Up

Carlsberg Beer

IT MAKES MY MOUTH WATERED~~!!!!
So tasty~~~and served with carlsberg beer too....damn~~!!!! But anywhere, tonight i got my own program too...hahaha~~~I am going clubbing with my friends at Pure Bar Malacca. haha~~i can also enjoying ice-colded beer there, but with my own expenses. Too bad~~!!!

WTF, 78 cents more??

2008-06-05T00:33:00.006+08:00

Well, to be frank i really don't like to include any political or government issues inside my lovely blog. To top it of, its really doesn't looks like my blogging style. However, the increment of the petrol price is absolutely insanity. Hey man, last time it just increased for 30 cents, my parents and and those market aunties already can complaint until your balls dropped off. Now, you still dare to increase the petrol price until RM2.70 per litre?? It is 78 cents more you know~!! I think you better go back your kinder garden and ask your teacher how to write the word "DIE"...!!

Quoted from thestar.com.my "Abdullah also announced a RM625 annual cash rebate per vehicle, for owners of private vehicles with engine capacities of up to 2,000cc, as well as pickup trucks and jeeps with engine capacities of up to 2,500cc."

I don't think RM625 is enough to cover for the increment. Anywhere, it is just a subsidy of Rm50 plus per month. It looks nicer on the amount when they pay us annually. Bullshit!!

Not that with 78 cents of increment, i can get a better services at petrol station. The services there is still the same, or sometime even worst. Sometimes, the pump assistants there really make me frustrated. Their face really sibeh tulan. Just like i owed them RM1,000,000,000.

this is how their face looks like...sibeh tulan...part of them only la...

Maybe with the 78 cents of increment, they should provide a better services.

Substitute the typical pump assitant with hot sexy, slutty, seducing, horny,mouth-watering... balls-stiffening.....girls will make me a favour. I would really happy with the increment of petrol price if such a service is being offered. Even with RM1.00 of increment!!! haha

And not forget nice gentlemen with blazer for female drivers....haha...~~

or maybe some installation of automation on the petrol station would make me a favour too..at least i pay the increment for something, not without anything~!!

The increment really gonna makes me poorer. Too bad~~with every 7 litres of petrol that i pump to my vehicle, i can get an additional 3-in-1 DUREX Condom if the price is still stick with the previous one. Oh man, WTF....government asks us to prefer safe sex, get ready with safety precautions before we do out "job". And yet now, you indirectly taken away our money that we use for our condom. You are the one who should be blamed if the percentage of AIDS is getting higher in Malaysia.

I gonna use plastic bag with lubricant instead of using condom~what a pity life of mine~!

And thanks a lot to the" WTF government"...

Roaring My Way To Nuffnang's Wild "Live" Blogging

2008-06-03T11:26:00.005+08:00

3 months after Nuffnang pajama party, Nuffnang is going to have a very first LIVE BLOGGING Gathering of its kind in Malaysia at 21st June 2008. I missed the pajama party as i was not in west Malaysia as the party was being launched. And now, seems like it is a not-so-difficult task in order for me to get an entrance ticket for the Nuffnang Wild ‘Live’ Blogging Powered by Maxis Broadband, therefore, i just try out my luck here to have a post on an animal at my blog. For more information, please visit here.

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I have no idea how to describe its face expression. Look like an innocent look??? Not really.....but after i looking at it for quite a long time, finally i found out that it face really look "sibeh tulan".

Don't cry..Mr Black...still got someone wanna kiss you.....haha~

OK...thats my blog one " Roaring My Way To Nuffnang's Wild "Live" Blogging"..Hope that i could get a ticket for the gathering.

I like bitches~~nono, is beaches

2008-06-02T13:27:00.012+08:00

I am always a beach lover.

Not that the word "beach" sounds similar to "bitch". It is just because i like the serenity of the beach, the turquoise water, the gentle breeze that sooths my face, burning ray from the sun, coolness of wearing sunglasses, beach boys and girls, bikini, tube top, naked sun bathing, naked beach and bitch...bitch of the beach.....Oppss...is it too much??? hahaha~~

while i was in Kelantan, i manage to visit a beach called TOK BALI. Why tok bali?? because that beach got many datuk who sell barley (bali) ice there. So it is called tok bali. hahaha~~just joking~well, tok bali is 6KM from the place where you see the signboard on the picture. haha~~LOL~this of course everyone know it~!

Bikini girls might be part of the reasons that i like beach, but there are stil many things that you can do at beach.

You can sit and relax on the beach

saying "Hi.." to the bikini girls

take pictures for the beach boys, just like what she is doing.hahaha~

stalking for sexy girls just like what he is doing by using his camera.haha~

squat there if you have nothing to do at all

or you can have a rock climbing

watching boat passing by.....

stand straight for sun bathing.

jump into the sea and end your life

you can have your last word here before you jump

after you jump, we can help you to take your last picture if we manage to do so

another kind of monkey modeling

emo-ing

doing push-up

take a rest after push up

training to become a monkey

show off your coolness at the beach

Well, sammi cheng and Richie Ren produced a video on "xia ri mo mo cha" ...direct translation...at redang island. So let me teach you all how to produce "xia ri cha cha cha" at Tok Bali

First, make sure you have the perfect angle for the view that you wanna cam.

Make a testing after that

get ready on your own place

up~!

final check on you on video cam

ACTION~!

mission completed~!

one of the snapshot on the video

so here's the crew

take a picture with the actress

And lastly take a picture of mine........

Tons of stuff you can do at the beach~~!! am i right?

And two more pictures for myself again....hahaha~

To turn over a new leaf

2008-05-31T02:16:00.001+08:00

The devil within me has outreach the angelic side of me, and this is not supposed to happen. Flashing back to my own little childhood, i was baptised with a Christian name gabriel from my godfather, hoping that i will always remember the task of angel gabriel who brought the good news to St. Mary. In reality, he is hoping that i will always be the one who brings good news to everyone around me, my family, my friends, and my loved one.

However, reality is always cruel to me. Not only i failed to achieve my task, but i failed miserably. Materialistic and "girlistic" have overcome my mind, blinded my soul and perverted my destiny. Maybe it is time for me to recall back what am i really searching for for my life, the destiny to become a better man.

Does material and girls really so crucial for me?? or it is just the empty feeling of mine. Am i going to be contented with endless of money and tons of pretty chicks?? I not think so. I should feel contented with what i have now. I should cherish my relationship with everyone around me, my parents, buddies, friends, my loved one *still finding...haha* and those who i don't really know them well. I am really out of my track horribly and it's really the time for me to turn over a new leaf, start the next journey of my life. Hoping that i will become a more mature guy and a place whereby everyone besides me can leaned at.

I do really appreciate if you guys can lend a helpful hand to me in order for me to archive my destiny. I am not afraid of being showered with bad and hurting comments, as i take them as my compliment.

And not forget to thank Sergeant Rahman. Your words wake me up....and i am determined to turn over a new leaf.

Islamic city of Malaysia - Kelantan Darul Naim

2008-05-30T14:00:00.000+08:00

After 10 hours of balls-shrinking journey from Malacca, with the aircon cyclinder blasting mercilessly from the bus onto my face, finally i stumbled myself on the land of lighting- Kelantan. It's the islamic city of Malaysia governed by Islamic Party of Malaysia with a green flag which have a white ball inside the flag...haha...

fighting with PAS in Kelantan is a ball-shrinking task for BN..haha~~humiliation~

Firstly, an interesting plat number of a Proton Wira and the logo of Al Rajhi Bank. Well, it is quite common to see a car with such kind of plat number and the Al Rajhi Bank is in every states of Malaysia. But it's just so co-incident that i saw both things at once. So, i manage to take pictures for them.

Another interesting fact about kelantan is that every single word on shops or supermarkets comes along with Jawi translation.

even tesco comes along with jawi translation too

The three girls inside the Ambank advertisement board supposedly aren't wearing any tudung. But, at kelantan, they ought to.

Let me bring you all to Pasar Besar Siti Khadijah, the famous market at Kelantan.

Pasar Besar Siti Khadijah (Siti Khadijah Central Market) in Kota Bharu is arguably the most oft-photographed market in Malaysia. perhaps, it is due to the unique architecture of the market which comes in 3-storeys, orthogonal building with transparent dome roof with spiderweb frame. This translucent roof enables sunlight to penetrate through the roof and illuminate the whole central area of the market which is the wet market. Photographers usually likes to take pictures for that area as the sunlight is even-toned, providing an interesting lighting for them to take their pictures.

Now, let me choose a parang first, before going into the market to argue price with those ladies. My parang for sure gonna speak louder than them.

Kelantan is still famous in ladies enterprising. Most of the traders inside the market mostly are women.

The orthogonal central area of the market

You know what?? they are selling this turtle eggs RM10 for 3...OMG~Its freaking expensive man~!! My balls look much more better than those out-of-shape balls~!

The first floor of the market is selling those dried food.

I am wondering what is this?? Looks like those furs from ang-mo.

Lets move on to the second floor where batik and cloth sellers congregated, shouting their lungs out, arguing for the best price they can with the buyers in order to make money for their livings.

Wei, your face like that, how you gonna attract customers?? looks like owed you Rm100,000,000....your face really sibeh tulan.

Outside Pasar Besar Siti Khadijah, tons of sellers open up their stalls under the burning rays from sun. They sheltered themselves with big umbrellas, selling fruits and vegetables.

They called this "snake-skinned fruit" , direct translation from chinese...haha..because its skin looks like snake's skin.

Some selling jeweleries. As what you observed from those pictures, those sellers are all ladies. My legs are sticky with the filthy water of the wet market, yuks~~! Its been a decade whereby i didn't step my foot on wet market. Now, lets move on to Pangkalan Kubor, a duty free zon in Kelantan.

Thats the place, where by Nike, Adidas, Polo, Gucci, LV and many more branded stuff are sell in very cheap price. Why?? Because they are not original product~!! Just like those being sell at petaling street in kL. Ranging from branded stuffs to kitchen accessories , children toys, electronic gadgets and even food, pangkalan Kubor offers a wide array of stuffs for consumers.

And it is also the place whereby local people can get themselves to thailand through the emigration counters and boat a sampan to cross the Golok river to reach thailand.

thats thailand...but i din bring my passport...damn~!

the emigrations

Oh man, how nice it is if i manage to go to thailand!!! Tons of ah gua which is much more pretty than local chicks, tiger shows, cheap original Nike stuffs at pasar malam which the factory workers brought out from their factories, Thai massage and spa (not including special services...haha) and thai food~~~!!!!

Forget about that. I am not going thailand, maybe next time with my passport with me. And save more money for ah gua and tiger show. hahaha....

On vacations

2008-05-26T16:06:00.000+08:00

Dear readers,

I will be away for vacations until 30th May 2008. Therefore, there will no be any update at ahgab.blogspot.com...however, do catch me up again, after 30th may as there will be many interesting posts coming up next~!

Wish me a happy vacations~~!!! haha

I bring you taste baba nyonya

2008-05-23T15:47:00.000+08:00

Well, from the previous post, i have mentioned about some of the famous delicacies at Malacca. So, today i am going to bring you all to one of the famous baba nyonya food shop at Malacca. But, before that let my friend, Mr LMF feed his car with petrol first.

"UNLEADED FUEL ONLY"....always prefer unleaded fuel and protect our mother nature.

And let me briefly introduce you all some of the famous places at Malacca. I manage to take those pictures on the way to my destination of getting one of the best baba nyonya shop at Malacca. Well, i can't directly say that that shop is the best one, as different people got different taste in food. Maybe the girl i think is pretty, you won't gonna have the same point of view like me. And same goes to food.

Make sure you don't turn into "Taman Limpah". Me myself also don't know what is inside that taman. So just head straight to town.

Tan Kim Hock product centre, is one of the place whereby foreign visitors such as Singaporeans always buy local products of Malacca.

So called "red-houses"

Christ Church Malacca, one of the tourist spots at Malacca. Normally, many tourists come here to take pictures and for tricycle ride which will bring you go around the Malacca city.

another better view of the church, photo from www. flickr.com

Museum Malacca, photo from www.flickr.com

photo from www.flickr.com

Well, there are many types of museums at Malacca. Another special Museum which is located inside a ship is called maritime museum.

eyes on Malacca?? nono~~!!!

Now, finally we arrive at our destination, Donald and Lily corner. From the exterior outlook, the shop seems like nothing special, just looks like an ordinary shop house that are selling cendol. Nothing much different right??

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The interior is totally different than the exterior of the shop. The interior is so old school and provides you a baba nyonya "feel" which you can't feel it at the other shops outside Malacca state.

Collections of unique antiques which are priceless being display along the wall.

And from unique antiques to the pictures of oldies, which you all can slightly browse through if you get the chance to visit the place.

From the pictures display, I can roughly understand the owner's family and their wonderful contented lifestyle

Each of these remembrance means to be worthless to them.

See...apart from baba nyonya pattern, it's mixed with local chinese style too~~haha~~thats so called the society of Malacca..different cultures mixed together harmoniously

And not to forget to tell you all, the shop isn't that small from what you all can see from the pictures....have a closer look

Another compartment which you haven't found from the previous pictures. And here goes to the kitchen of the shop.

Manage to find that there are still some spaces right after kitchen?? It is long enough right?? well, don't think of others~!! i mean the shop is long enough.

Not forget to tell you all, the place is being visited by Ho Chak Food Review. See the prove below, so "mai siao siao" with the taste of the food they served here. The food here will make you drooled and addicted on it.....hahaha

Able to see the HO CHAK logo on the white envelope?? The envelope usually comes with a pair of chopstick which HO CHAK will normally give away as a souvenir to those places that they visited for doing food review.

So here's the food. My shooting skill isn't that pro enough. So those food pictures that i have shot are not really clear. The above picture is the rojak at Donald and Lily Corner. The ingredients inside contain sliced cucumber, pineapple, fish balls, and lastly "dao gua" in hokkien. I not really know how it calls in english, it's some sort like the dry tofu.

Another food that we ordered is nasi lemak with rendang chicken. Arrghhh~~~after i went back, i only found that the picture is blur....sad~~!!!anywhere, you all can roughly see hows it looks like from the not-very-blur pictures that i taken la...hahaha

Next, nyonya cendol..needless to say, the descriptions of nyonya cendol can be found from my previous post. What i have to say here is, the cendol here is really the best for me.

And here goes the baba nyonya laksa. I quite prefer the laksa here as it's thick with the taste of coconut milk. Nice~!

Lastly, not forget to thank to owner of the shop for her nice food~!

And thanks me as well. No photography is allowed in that shop. And i sacrifice myself from being scolded just to take pictures and let you all have a look. So, should i be thanked?? haha

Talking craps

2008-05-23T00:09:00.000+08:00

It seems like many people are on the trend of blogging about various kinds of mouth-watering food nowadays. But i really have very little idea on what to write about food, neither i have the patience to wait until i finish taking photos of every single angle on my food nor i have a tongue which is as sensitive as my eyes in gals-hunting.

Well, back to 3 years later....when i just stumbled my steps on Malacca to further my education in tertiary level. I found out an obvious different between food at my hometown and local food here...that is the Baba and Nyonya style.

cendol malacca

The baba nyonya cendol is slightly different that other cendol which you can found on the other states in Malaysia. Its specialty is the additional thick-brownish-sticky layer of so called gula Malacca on the top of the cendol. Try to conjure up an image whereby the gula Malacca is slightly yellowish in colour?? what can you imagine with?? hahaha`~~same as me?? Topping the ice shake of cendol, gula Malacca and condensed milk make the perfect combination of taste.

Another delicacy which is well known in Malacca is the baba nyonya laksa. See.....every delicacy in baba nyonya style is different, and nicer as well. Mayb Macdonald should come out with a new set of Meal, baba nyonya big Mac....

With two baba nyonya beef patties,
special baba sauce, lettuce,
cheese, pickles, onions
on a sesame seed nyonya bun....

Baba laksa and nyonya laksa are the two different kinds of laksa served in Malacca. Baby laksa is the one with curry soup and nyonya laksa is the one served in asam soup. You all can get the best laksa and cendol of Malacca at Jonket Street. Hmm...anywhere i forget what the shop name already.....hahaha....

Another famous delicacy in Malacca is the oyster omelette which we usually called "Oh jian" in Hokkien. It is the mixture of oysters, some flour powder and well-stirred egg being fried on a big hot pan. The oyster omelette is always being served with its special chili sauce which tasted spicy yet a bit sour. At Malacca, what i know is a shop at Jalan bunga raya makes the best oyster omelette in town. I was told that the Oh jian making skill is passed down from great grandfather to grandfather and to father to son and to grandson and to great grandson....ermm..not really clear have been passed for how many hierarchies.

And trust me, seafood at Malacca isn't cheap at all. Don't think that Malacca is located by the Strait of Malacca and it will subsequently turn into a seafood paradise.

Anywhere, i am not gonna write about food at Malacca today. It is just some of the experiences which i would like to share with you all. Maybe after exam i am too boring or whatever, i actually congregated all those hard liquor that i drank this year. Take note!! this year only...until May 2008, excluding those i drank few years before. So, here comes the first

MARTELL- NOBLIGE COGNAC....a liquor with 40% alcohol/ vol..Why Noblige Cognac?? But why don't Ahgab Cognac?? Nobligue, is a reference to the old French saying "Noblesse Oblige", encapsulates the duty of commitment incumbent on people of high rank...That's why I drink Nobligue Cognac, high ranked. hahaha~~

HENNESSY X.O - Its a stereotypical liquor where all of you gonna drink during chinese new year, if you are a drinker la. And yes, of course, i drank it at Chinese New Year 2008. With 40% alcohol/ vol, its enough to make me feel tipsy, and luckily it doesn't make me puke in front of my friends.

jack Daniel, which i always drink at pub. But didn't even manage to bring am empty bottle back.

And same goes to Johnny Walker Black Label...as both of them are quite cheap in price if compare to other liquor, so only manage to drink them inside pub lah....hahaha

And here goes the unique one. Highland Malt Scotch Whisky, which is bottled in Scottland and comes along with a special bag with it. The bag looks some sort like a big condom which able for you to put in a big bottle of whisky inside it.haha~~so instead of using Durex extrasafe, i suggest you all to buy a bottle of this whisky and use its bag as your safety precautions. It is super-duper-ultra-extra safe with the wall of the bad which is as thick as this..

See....its really safe. But i don't know yours is big enough to size in the bag or not lah...But i confirm the whisky bottle is of course can be sized in...

And after finishing up those liquor inside, maybe i should pack all my study stuffs in my condom bag and go study at my campus. Quite "yeng" also.

Instead of using my old lousy bag to go campus

Or maybe i should bring both??? with my water bottle inside my condom bag, and my files,pencil case and calculator inside my old lousy bag.

Hmm...water bottle?? Maybe i should get myself a new one, instead of using the bottle of CACTUS mineral water.

Yeah, thats the way~! I like drinking in this way. I should have use that X.O bottle. And here comes the collection of stuff inside my bag..

Not bad right??Hard liquor not only manage to "satisfy" us but it is useful with its left over product.

Slow load time on 20th May 2008??

2008-05-21T12:17:00.000+08:00

Some of you might encountering problem while loading internet web pages on 20th May 2008. Websites like google, yahoo, MSN or friendster are slowly loaded or can't be loaded at all. Well, this is not your modem or router problem, as well as not your computer software or hardware problem. Its the maintenance of the Data Center Network that hosted a certain range of IP address. That is why some of your friends are not encountering the same accessibility problem like you. So, don't keep on reseting you modem router or changing the configurations inside your computer.

I know its torturing and inconvenient for those who unable to surf some of the websites on internet, especially when you are on the mood of watching porns online....and yet the porn sites are unable to load. Its just like......*unable to dig your ear hole when it is itchy...hahaha.....*

So here's the news quoted from Exabytes News

Intermittent Network Issue - CBJ2

Some Malaysian based ISP subscribers are having problem connecting to the CBJ2

Date : 20 May 2008
Time : 5.30 PM (GMT + 0800)
Expected ETA : Unavailable

Maintenance Details :
The Data Center Network that are hosting IP range 210.48.145.0/24 is encountering slow and intermittent network access. Our Network Engineers are currently checking on the matter.

Maintenance Effect:
Users whose websites are hosted on the affected IP range will encounter intermittent connection accessing their websites, emails, and databases.

We will further update the announcement on the latest progress of the maintenance.

Therefore, don't go and slam your modem, computer, mouse or keyboard anymore~~!!!