Make Money Blogging

Make Money To Spice Up Blogging

Ah Pek — Mon, 07 Jul 2008 02:50:34 +0000

This is an experimental post on make money blogging. The few of you who follows this blog for my usual articles may not be interested, but for the other few who drops by occasionally for truths on making money may find this a little bit informative, if you have not been informed, that is. There are a great number of blogs out there revealing ways to monetize your blogs and what I am doing here is nothing more than what I have read, so there is nothing new and I can’t offer any magic bullet that promises you that your blog will make money.

This post is just for myself and my little experiment which calls for such a post. It is almost not fit for public consumption. I would have tagged it private if I could but that would defeat the whole purpose as Search Engines will not be able to index this post then. The main motive is to have the words “make money” appearing here so it will look as though this blog is indeed a blog about making money online or a blog about make money blogging.

What experiment am I doing? some might ask. Well, I am trying find out if a blog like this, without any Page Rank, don’t exactly blog about dollars and cents, can actually compete with the big boys, beat them good and sit in the number one position for the term Make Money in Googles Malaysia. I chose this particular term as it is sort of prestigious and very competitive. Other terms will not really show the actual colors.

Started about two months ago, this blog entered the Serps at page six of Googles Malaysia. It climbed to page three about 3 weeks later then page two and at this time of writing, it is sitting tight in position three on the front page for the term, Make Money. It is also in the front page for related keywords like Make Money Online, Making Money Online and various other combinations of the words. The added bonus is the top link in Google Blogsearch.

I will not bore you to death with details of what I did but like I stated initially, it is no big secret and anyone who has some interest in SEO would have already known what to do if you want to rank well for certain keywords. The thing is, don’t be a smart arse and think you know everything after reading one or two articles which only show you the surface and never reveal to you what happened in the background like what many so-called experts are telling you about making money or how top make money with your blogs.

This blog may or it may not overtake the top 2 sites, but that is not a concern anymore. The experiment ends today and this posts concludes it all. For a blog without any Page Ranking, it is already an huge honor to be in the third position for such a competitive keyword. I leave things at that, leaving the fate of this experiment to the Almighty. If it goes any higher, it’s a bonus. If it doesn’t, who cares. This has never been a blog that boast about how to make money anyway.

Update: If you are really interested to know or learn the truth, check out this new blog by one of my generous blog buddy who reveals to you the whole truth and nothing but the truth about SEO and Making Money Online.

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Raped Or Sodomized

Ah Pek — Sat, 05 Jul 2008 03:26:42 +0000

Many years ago, when all the news I read from the papers are about rapes and sex offences, there was a case which I remember quite clearly on how a very smart lawyer managed to win a case for one of his clients accused of raping a woman. The lawyer, after confirming with the victim that she was totally conscious and not threatened with bodily harm throughout her ordeal, produced a strand of thread and a needle. He demonstrated to the Judge and jury how it was totally impossible thread the needle even if there is a slightest movement on the side of the needle.

Based on that simple experiment he concluded that the woman was a willing party as she did nothing to prevent penetration because a slight movement of her hips would be enough to deter anything from entering. He was of the contention and the jury concurred that even though she might be tightly held down, she can still move her hips if she wanted and it would have been impossible for the rapist to achieve anything. The case was overturned and the rapist, whether truly innocent or not, walked free.

Now back to sodomy and sodomization. It is a wonder that the mere mention of this word brings either guffaws of laughter or nauseous sighs of disgust when words with almost equal “reputation”, like fellatio or cunnilingus are treated with very much more respect. If however, the act of inserting one’s penis into another’s anus is referred to as anal intercourse, then this act somehow gets accepted. Though it may be considered quite unnatural by some, anal intercourse is practiced by many normal couples who wants to add some adventure in their sex life. The act really and only turns unnatural and nauseating when it involve 2 males. A female can never sodomize another female without the aid of a “third party” apparatus and if performed by females, this act is considered an erotic act rather than a repelling one.

Returning to the “threading the needle” case, when a man goes public that he has been sodomized, he makes it seemed that he is an unwilling party to the act. The whole world get the impression that he has been raped from behind. The sodomite will be portrayed as a monster who has a forbidden fetish for butts and the victim gets hugs of sympathy and pats of encouragements on his shoulders telling him to be strong.

Let’s take a look at the structure of the shit hole before dwelling further. The muscles of that hole is built in such a way that it facilitates things coming out rather than going in. So it is suffice to say that the hole is a “one way street” and for one to enter into a one way street, there are bound to be complications. Sexologist propagating on this method of intercourse advises 3 things if the practitioners do not want to hurt themselves.

Lots of lubrication for both parties.

The receiving party must be very very relaxed and not shut his hole tightly like as though he is holding back his shit

The giving party must have a hard-on as hard as an iron rod for this is going to be tight affair, further complicated by the fact that the tunnel is built for outgoing traffic rather than incoming ones.

Taking all this into account, should we be showing any sympathy towards anyone who complains that they have been sodomized unwillingly? At least there is a case when it comes to the vagina for it can be penetrated with minimum force. The shit hole? Even if he had kept still as a rock, all he has to do is to shut the fuck up like when he is holding back his shit when he is on a public bus. I doubt there is a cock hard enough in this world that could be shoved up a shut-ed up shit hole.

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Political Sodomy By Malaysian Politician

Kelam Kabut

Ah Pek — Thu, 03 Jul 2008 09:23:51 +0000

If you have read about Chinese history or if not, have watched Chinese costumed dramas about ancient Chinese emperors and dynasties, you would know that most if not all Chinese emperors annihilates most of his trusted lieutenants once he gains power and gets the Dragon Throne. This is because in times of war, the generals commands the most power as all the troops are under their command. The newly crowned emperor, fearing that this barger might one day turn against him will remove him from power once he is steadfastly tied to the crown. He knows power corrupts and absolute power corrupts absolutely.

The beautiful thing is no one dares questions the decision, not because they are afraid but because they are trained to be blindly loyal to the king whom they believe to be the appointed son of heaven and in ancient times, no one goes against the wishes of heaven. So if the King wants his servant dead, the servant has to die willingly without any complains. It is because of this tyrannical nature that most dynasties were able to last more than 100 years before a final weakling takes over and bring the country to chaos thereby losing the whole empire to a new dynasty in the process.

In present times and in a country not so far away, a man was able to hold his country together for 22 years without any major upheavals because he practiced what emperors of old did. Gone are the days when lieutenants are blindly loyal. Most have already mutated into self serving creatures doing things for the benefit of themselves and those around them. However, this man kept a tight leash around these ninkumpoops necks and if they exhibited any ambitions that might jeopordise his position, they will be quickly and unceremonously removed. Thus, there was peace, each making their keeps their own way without annoying the old man.

Even tough he was chastised by everyone, earning him the title of dictator, tyrant or recalcitrant, the country was never in any danger of being turned upside down. Of course many wanted him to go thinking that once he is gone things can only get better. So went he did, one day. A new guy with a clean bill of health whatever wise, took over and the whole country rejoiced, giving him the thumbs up in every which way until all those around him turned arrogant, thinking that they are the unshakeables. They imagined themselves to be invincible.

The new guy tried to build a new reputation as a Mr. Good Guy. He refused to practise what the Emperors of old had done. He thought he could still be in command without being at least a little bit tyrannical and dirty. He thought everyone will be behind him for his tenderness and his softness. His apponents started to sense blood. Clear signals were sent but his arrogant lieutenant refuse to believe the signs that there must be change in order to survive. They are having too good a time with their leash finally untied.

They had it coming, it had to come and it finally came. What was once a solid empire, broke up into five different parts and from that day onwards things were never the same again. It is allegations after allegations and sensations after sensations. What was once considered an impossibility under the old tyrant, was hung out in all it’s in-dignified glory for all to see and peruse. When all this is over, is there hope that that we will return to our former glory? If ever there was one to return to?

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How To Maintain Four Wives

Ah Pek — Tue, 01 Jul 2008 03:08:08 +0000

I have one, and sometimes I feel that is one too many. Especially when it is that time of the month when her female hormones goes haywire. This could last for days and I can tell you, it is not one hell lot of fun to be with a woman who is bleeding. One is already to many, so how on earth can some bear with four and to live happily under one roof at that?

To say that our Malaysian women are not as liberal as those in western countries is an understatement. Even in the most liberalized countries, there isn’t one, or at least one that I have heard of, where a woman can be so broad minded as to share her husband with another, what more with three others. Heck, my fat lady sulks the whole day when I chatted with my sexy neighbor for more than half an hour. Imagine the hell that would break loose if I told her I’m getting her a new sister to share our bed.

Other men might admire our “lucky” friend here who got the blessings of his wives to marry another. We men are like that. The first thought that crosses our minds when we read that this lucky fellow gets to marry another one, is “wow! how nice, a different bed partner each night!” Just goes to show that what women have been saying about “all men thinks with their dicks” is true. Our dicks gets the first opinion. What follows after that, when the thought goes to the grey cells above, is a totally different matter which hold no relevancy when the opinion has been set by our dicks. We follow what our dicks says and our dicks can never get enough.

Due to this “dick-trust” where we tend to believe whatever our dicks wants us to believe, we forget that the tooth of reality is a very sharp object. When reality sinks it’s teeth, the bite can be rather painful. At least painful enough to realize that we have been taken for a ride, yet again, by our foolish dick. But then, the dick is also a very powerful persuader. So powerful in fact that it can actually make us forget the pain from the bite that reality gave us and no sooner than said, we are on the trail again, with our dicks playing the important role of the dowsing stick.

Political Sodomy By Malaysian Politician

Ah Pek — Sun, 29 Jun 2008 01:03:29 +0000

After the disastrous political tsunami in Malaysia, we have now a political sodomy created by a Malaysian Politican. Sodomy, in layman’s term means a man playing another man’s backside. It means putting that precious little prick of yours into another man’s shit hole. It can also literally mean, “main belakang” if spoken in Malaysian context. However, in the political scene, Malaysia or otherwise, sodomising your political foe is an accepted practise. One wrong step and one simple miscalculation will result in you being sodomised so bad that your political life will be screwed forever. So politicians who are smart and street wise takes extra precautions in protecting their tender anus from being intruded by un-welcomed pricks who could ruin their political career via political sodomy.

To be played out or getting stabbed in the back is a rather painful experience. It’s made even worse if the player happens to be your most trusted friend. Imagine a friend that you trust so much that you actually shared a bed with him for years and one unexpected night, you felt your butt being inceremonously poked from behind without your carnal knowledge. Worse, your “friend” is doing it with an evil grin on his face, sneering at you for your innocence and imaturity in easily trusting people other than yourself.

It’s an evil land to put yourself in. The land of politics. It’ a place where the stink of betrayal is so strong that you will never know what hit you before you pull in your last political breath. Most will just fade into oblivion, never to be resurrected again, but there are some who has such strong willpower that they can rise again from the ashes to start another political storm. While this might bring enviable sighs of awe from those admiring them for their courage, they put themselves in the front line for their butt to be sodomized. Like what we are witnessing now, a political sodomy by Malaysian politicians.

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The Stripper Failed

Ah Pek — Sat, 28 Jun 2008 03:09:06 +0000

One of the top viral videos circulating around presently sees this over over enthusiastic stripper strutting her stuff in her room. She failed not because of her exposed boobs which was unfortunately blurred out, but failed due to the “flattening” ending. Enjoy! Her boobs and everything.

Surviving On Organic Food

Ah Pek — Thu, 26 Jun 2008 01:56:08 +0000

The topic is a little bit misleading, instead of Surviving On Organic Food, it should by right read as Survivng on Organic Traffic like the post I di a few days back. I am using those words as another experiment to show you how, if your blog is deprived of food aka traffic, you can use this method to get some good nourishment by posting on topics that will rank high in search results so you will not die of starvation. At the end of this post, hopefully I can present you a screenshot of where this post ranks for the term, Surviving On Organic Food.

As you can see, the first sentence of the first paragraph contains the exact same words as the title of this post. If you examine how search results are displayed in search engines, you will notice that it will include a short excerpt of your post from the first sentence. If your intended words are within say 50 to100 characters, it will get picked up by the bots too. This will further boost the strength of those words. It is like health food to help strengthen what is already a strong title.

In the second paragraph and this , there should be words related to the term but not the exact term itself. If you over stuff yourself, this post will be seen as bloated with keywords and our friendly neigborhood search engine will know you are trying to trick them. They don’t like that very much and they will not feed you with anything by ignoring this whole post. Then you will have to go hungry. Observe that words like norishment, health, starvation, hunger are used. Some like to call these words thesaurus. They are words related to certain words. If you talk of food, naturally it will be related to your health or hunger, right?

Finally, we come to the last paragraph. The last paragraph should always contain and end with what you have started. Now before I started writhing this post, I type the words, Surviving On Organic Food in Google Search. Now Google will know that there are people who are looking for this term. Since they pride themselves to be the best supplier of good blog vitamins by showing the best and most relevant results, they will be on a lookout for these term. If I did this correctly, the term should appear in their results before I publish the full post with the title Surviving On Organic Food.

And there you have it. Before the full post has been published, it is number one in the Search Results. This is not something that you will see too many bloggers wanting to reveal. Count yourself lucky to be a reader of Ah Pek dot com. LMAO!!

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Money - We Are Your Slaves

Ah Pek — Wed, 25 Jun 2008 04:06:06 +0000

I need money. You need money. We all need money. No money, no talk. Period.

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My Plate Of Meat, Your Plate Of Poison

Ah Pek — Mon, 23 Jun 2008 03:05:49 +0000

So I will stop shoving ideas down your throat lest you get poisoned to death and put the blame on me. But then, people will say I am a selfish bastard for not sharing things that I know, not that I know one hell of a lot or I am privy to certain confidential information. The thing is I am such a common man that what I know, you too should have already known or even know it better than me, so I feel there is really no more need for me to teach a man how to remove his pants before he screws or to remind him that his mother is a descendant of the female species.

We are all like that. We want appreciation. We want people to look up on us. So we take every small opportunity to publicise our every small achievements, be it a true one gained from our true efforts or one that was gained indirectly form another trying to gain some for themselves. You see, a person can gain some recognition by recognising what others have achieved, whether that achievement is true or punched up really does not matter much. If I tell you now, that I know Mrs X is having an affair with Mr. Y, then Mr Y and Mrs X will get some publicity and I will get the dubious honor of also gaining directly from this knowledge that I have exposed. So when the case goes to court, Mr. Y, Mrs X and I, will be called to testify and all three of us becomes famous.

Another way, if I write now that Mrs B’s son got straight A’s for his examinations, Mrs B is also going to be so bloated that she will broadcast to the world what I wrote so more people will know about her son’s achievements and I, being the one who recognised that achievement directly gains from her never ending announcements. However, what I wrote was just from hearsay, but that does not matter. Recognition was given and recognition has been been accepted. I gained, she gained. Everyone is happy and we live happily ever after.

It’s a tough thing to control the urge of wanting to be recognised and appreciated. Even monks who has professed a life of solidarity succumbs to this earthly temptation. They too want to be recognised as very pious monks who has no inclinations whatsoever towards any mortally tempting issues that normal humans sought when that very thought of wanting to be recognised as such has already contravened the very core of their practice.

Will you, should you and can you lead a life without recognition and appreciation? Can you live like a speck of dirt by the roadside or a lump of dog shit that even people avoid stepping over? Let me know if you can. I too want to learn that secret so I can publicise it to gain a little bit of recognition for myself.

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Make Money Talks

Ah Pek — Sat, 21 Jun 2008 02:14:35 +0000

Oh yes, I’m back to my favorite make money talk again. What prompted me to talk about this over abused term on making money and what made me want to open my big mouth to start this make money talk again, was because there has been some small misunderstanding about the purpose of this blog. For one, this has not, and will never be, a MMO or a Make Money Online blog. Ahpek dot com was and will always be my door-less bucket toilet where I let the whole world see my shit and get a sniff of the extraordinarily out of this world aroma of my waste discharge. Not a blog like many others which claims to teach you how to make money with all their silly ideas copied from elsewhere.

After that short clarification about wealth and moolah, you will be shouting, “Hypocrite! you titled your blog with all those making dough words!” Yes, I admit. In this particular case, I am a hypocrite. I am attracting people here with that search term to come for an intake of my fresh smelling poo which I pride will do your nasal system some good due the prolonged toxification caused by reading too many articles about getting rich and all those monetary nonsense.

There is however, a very simple reason for my hypocrisy, if you still want to call it that. You see, it is just a small experiment to see how far I can climb in Malaysia for those words with a blog that does not talk much about those terms with some basic in house and some off site SEO tactics. You can call me “eat full nothing better to do” if you wish, but it’s kind of fun to see my blog climbing steadily in the SERPs, for those 3 “Money” words.

Sitting on the front page or even on the top spot for those loot words is Malaysian Google Search pages just an ego boosting thing. You will not get more than 10 hits per day from them. If you check with wordtracker, you will see the term “make money” only has slightly over 800 searches per day. If you can dominate all of Google’s data-centers with those words that’s the amount of hits you might be possibly getting. If you only sit tight in Malaysian searches, sorry lah. The rest of the world won’t see your blog, but that was what I was aiming for because I well know I will never ever get into the front page in data-centers worldwide for those terms. So be a jaguh kampung sudah lah.

Results from this experiment so far has been encouraging. Ahpek dot com is already in the front page for Making Money and Making Money Online. It’s on the top of the second page for Make Money, so I deem this experiment to date a small success because 2 months ago, this blog was not even listed in the Search Results for this term. This post might push it a bit higher because with a title like this, blog scrappers are going to have a field day scrapping this post and when they do that, I will be getting lots of very low quality back-links. Lots of low quality back-links will also have the power of one high quality back-link, so don’t curse those scrappers. I will thank them for linking another stupid post of mine with this silly Make Money Talks.

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