APR: the Podcast

APR: the Podcast #77

Ben Smith — Mon, 06 Jun 2016 16:18:50 +0000

Dog humps blanket. Podcast ensues. Sorry for the delay in posting this episode but the horror of Dog humps Blanket caused much mental chaos.

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APR: the Podcast #76 “N64 Playtime”

Ben Smith — Tue, 26 Apr 2016 02:44:18 +0000

In this episode we break out Steven’s N64 and play some of the classic games of our past. We talk about the best and worst titles on the console and what some of our favorite N64 memories. Steven eliminates a bunch of dudes in a Revenge Battle Royal. Everyone sucks at Diddy Kong Racing. Also, did you know that Goldeneye wasn’t supposed to have a multiplayer option?

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APR: the Podcast #75

Ben Smith — Thu, 24 Mar 2016 16:00:42 +0000

In this episode we discuss Deadpool and other movies that could hilariously trick parents in to bringing their kids to see them. We speculate about the upcoming Batman v. Supermans: Dawn of the Justice. We freak out over the awesomeness of Daredevil, and the “Holy Shit” moment of the Civil War trailer. And Ben flips out on how much of a letdown 3d printing technology is and where are our goddamn Star Trek replicators?

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APR: the Podcast #74 “Monster Squad Pod”

Ben Smith — Tue, 01 Mar 2016 06:26:44 +0000

In this episode we get together and watch the classic horror flick “MONSTER SQUAD”. This pod can totally be used as either a regular podcast or as a commentary track.

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APR: the Podcast #73

Ben Smith — Sun, 21 Feb 2016 20:40:52 +0000

In this episode Aaron and crew give us the somewhat drunken rundown of all the events of Magfest 2016 DURING Magfest 2016.

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APR: the Podcast #72

Ben Smith — Fri, 12 Feb 2016 06:23:20 +0000

In this episode we discuss the women abusing superheroes in the Marvel Universe. We say our farewells to the recently retired WWE superstar Daniel Bryan. We talk more about those lovable Faygo drinking Juggalos. We shit on your favorite 80’s memories. We also discuss the world of Dungeons and Dragons.

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APR: the Podcast #71

Ben Smith — Sat, 09 Jan 2016 07:08:42 +0000

Aaron rates all the Doctors from Doctor who, Ben gets a giant 4 and a half feet tall Leonardo to match his 4 and a half feet tall Michaelangelo and tries to decide if its worth keeping both since Ben is 30 and an adult. We talk about Transformers again, Krang in TMNT 2. We review Clone High! We also discuss the awesomeness of Trader Joe’s, and the stupidity of bionic implants.

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APR: the Podcast #70

Ben Smith — Thu, 31 Dec 2015 18:58:03 +0000

In this episode Aaron and Ben try to figure out the damn door knocker riddle from Labyrinth, only to find out that they are not smart enough. They also reflect on some of their favorite board games from their childhood’s and favorite modern board games. They review their most recent Christmas, and Ben goes apeshit over those little plastic cubes from the old Batman toy commercials. Again.

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APR: the Podcast #69

Ben Smith — Mon, 21 Dec 2015 01:54:44 +0000

In this episode Aaron and Ben go through all the recent nerdy trailers and geek out. They also discuss how happy they are that Bebop and Rocksteady drive a tank. Richie also swings by and got free McDonalds.

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APR: the Podcast #68

Ben Smith — Mon, 23 Nov 2015 08:11:31 +0000

Join us as we witness HISTORY being made. Walt Finally breaks the record for longest time spent playing a single Final Fantasy game. We also discuss the death of arcades, The Force Unleashed, Child of Eden, and we help a viewer decide between an X-Box One or a Playstation 4.

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APR: the Podcast #67

Ben Smith — Mon, 23 Nov 2015 07:57:32 +0000

In this episode we discuss the supposed upcoming PEZ movie and how epic it could be. Personal Enforcement Zoid. We also try to come up with other movies from properties that don’t deserve to be movies. We talk about the stupidity of racism, and the possible awesomeness of the upcoming Star Wars movie. We also continue to watch Walt break the Guiness Record for playing Final Fantasy X!

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APR: the Podcast #66

Ben Smith — Sun, 15 Nov 2015 21:22:18 +0000

We continue our journey of witnesses Walt attempt to break the Guiness world record for playing a Final Fantasy game forever. We’re all super tired. We ramble. We drink coffee. We discuss Monster Rancher for the Playstation 1. We talk about non nintendo characters showing up in nintendo games. We learn to fear the CACTUAR. And we talk about how cool the Warcraft trailer looks.

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APR: the Podcast #65

Ben Smith — Fri, 13 Nov 2015 01:22:48 +0000

We continue to witness Walt’s valiant Guinness World Record breaking attempt to play Final Fantasy X for 40 hours and discuss some old school APR topics like “Godzilla vs Cthulhu”, and “is a hotdog a sandwich?” We also shoot the shit about Zelda, the new Yarn Yoshi multiverse, Wrestling, and the horrors of SMOKING CIGARETTES.

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APR: the Podcast #64 “Final Fantasy WORLD RECORD ATTEMPT!”

Ben Smith — Sat, 07 Nov 2015 20:02:52 +0000

In this episode you will WITNESS HISTORY IN THE MAKING as Walt attempts to break the Guinness World Record for longest amount of time playing a Final Fantasy game. Join us as we keep his mind from turning to mush by discussing Final Fantasty, steps required to actually attempt to break a Guinness record, and vaping people.

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APR: the Podcast #63 “Children of the Corn Maze”

Ben Smith — Sat, 24 Oct 2015 21:49:59 +0000

Aaron, Walt, Steven, Lindy, and Rob face the terror of a great big haunted corn maze and podcast about it! Prepare for ultimate haunted corn maze horror!

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APR: the Podcast #62

Ben Smith — Mon, 19 Oct 2015 17:10:01 +0000

In this episode we discuss the awesomeness of the upcoming Friday the 13th video game, the randomness of Super Mario Maker, the inconsistencies in getting bitten in the Resident Evil franchise, Aaron’s metamorphosis in to the dad in the Lego movie, how stupid The Ring was, and Walt’s heroic upcoming Guiness World Record charity video game run attempt. Also, Ben warns Aaron about sexually transmitted ghosts.

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APR: the Podcast #61

Ben Smith — Mon, 28 Sep 2015 16:07:17 +0000

In this episode we sit down for a hearty breakfast at our local IHOP to discuss our ideas on rebooting a famous horror franchise, great Star Wars games from the past, 90’s X-men, and comic book movies.

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APR: the Podcast #60

Ben Smith — Wed, 19 Aug 2015 16:06:40 +0000

In this episode we discuss shameful situations, the future of amiibo and skylander collecting, the shit going down over at Konami, and Walt’s upcoming awesome charity/record breaking attempt.

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APR: the Podcast #59

Ben Smith — Sun, 09 Aug 2015 03:11:05 +0000

In this episode we discuss our ongoing frustrations with collection geeky collectibles, the thought process of a demon when possessing a girl, and the current Hulk Hogan racism controversy.

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APR: the Podcast #58

Ben Smith — Sun, 05 Jul 2015 20:55:24 +0000

In this episode we discuss medical professions, video game news, upcoming Marvel comic news, and super hero movies. Y’know…the regular stuff.

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APR: the Podcast #57 “TGIF”

Ben Smith — Fri, 26 Jun 2015 01:55:29 +0000

In this episode we discuss the magic that was TGIF on ABC in the 90’s, and the terrible animation of the 90’s X-men cartoon.

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APR: the Podcast #56

Ben Smith — Fri, 26 Jun 2015 01:54:30 +0000

In this episode we discuss the fall of the Beanie Baby empire, Splatoon, the recent wave of celebrity deaths, Punisher casting, and more drama between Disney and X-men/Fantastic Four.

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Airport Road: the Podcast #55 “Daredevil and Everest”

Ben Smith — Fri, 26 Jun 2015 01:54:02 +0000

In this episode we discuss the downfall of The Mall, The awesomeness of DAREDEVIL, and The horror of Mount Everest.

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APR: the Podcast #54

Ben Smith — Fri, 26 Jun 2015 01:53:23 +0000

Ben tries to remember what happened in the movie “Clock Stoppers”, Aaron tries to break down what DC is doing RIGHT with their TV universe and wrongish in the Movie universe, and we break down Age of Ultron and discuss the current Black Widow controversy going on. Women can be action heroes TOO.

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APR: the Podcast #53 “90’s Nick”

Ben Smith — Fri, 26 Jun 2015 01:52:55 +0000

In this episode Steven and Ben recall their favorite live action tv show from the 90’s. Are you Afraid of the Dark, Pete and Pete, Salute your Shorts, basically everything 90’s Nick! Also, they discuss how stupid every child was on Legends of the Hidden Temple. THE MONKEY IDOL WAS NOT THAT DIFFICULT TO ASSEMBLE.

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APR: the Podcast #52 “Ben sucks at WiiU”

Ben Smith — Fri, 26 Jun 2015 01:52:28 +0000

In this episode Aaron, Ben, and Connor get down on some Wii-U games. Ben tries his hand at some Smash Bros and Mario Kart. He sucks at it.

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APR: the Podcast #51 “Mortal Kombat Commentary”

Ben Smith — Fri, 26 Jun 2015 01:51:57 +0000

Stealing a page from the Streamatorium’s playbook, Steven, Ben, and Rob kick back and watch the action packed 1995 classic movie Mortal Kombat and record a kickass commentary track for it. We go through past favorite MK memories and debate whether to movie holds up to today’s standards or is really a thing that should be left in the past. Nostalgia!

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APR: the Podcast #50 “Spider-man is AWESOME.”

Ben Smith — Fri, 26 Jun 2015 01:51:22 +0000

In this special 50th episode of APR: the Podcast we talk about how awesome it is that Spider-man will soon be re-united cinematically with his other super hero friends in an upcoming Marvel movie. Thats awesome. So awesome. We also discuss the best and worst of Spidey, and that one pig that was born with a human face…

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APR: the Podcast #49 “Amiibo hunting!”

Ben Smith — Fri, 26 Jun 2015 01:50:54 +0000

In this episode Steven and Aaron share their horrifying tales Amiibo collecting, we discuss the best and worst of WWE superstar’s genitalia, best movie commentary tracks, Randy Quaid’s crazyness, and we give a D&D update!

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APR: the Podcast #48 “Magfest”

Ben Smith — Fri, 26 Jun 2015 01:50:28 +0000

In this special episode recorded from MAGFEST Aaron and his tribe of gaming enthusiasts describe the events going on at the con, cosplay, cool shit they bought, and discuss online MMO’s. Also, pizza drama!

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Dungeons and Dragonbears #6

Ben Smith — Fri, 26 Jun 2015 01:49:48 +0000

In this episode of Dungeons and Dragonbears we delve BACK in to the world of the Horde of the Dragon Queen D&D module and epically do battle against some evil cultists, kobolds, and possibly even a DRAGON? Join Aaron the warlock, Ben the Monk, Steven the barbarian, Connor the fighter, Will the ranger, and Ian the other ranger in this tale of HIGH adventure.

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Dungeons and Dragonbears #5

Ben Smith — Fri, 26 Jun 2015 01:49:09 +0000

The legend continues as Walt the DM guides Aaron the Warlock, Steven the barbarian, Ben the monk, and Will the ranger through adventurous perils and nerdy goodness as we delve once more in to the world of Dungeons and Dragonbears!... Continue Reading →

APR: the Podcast #47 “TMNT commentary”

Ben Smith — Fri, 26 Jun 2015 01:44:45 +0000

In this turtleriffic episode of APR: the Podcast we take a page out of the streamatorium playbook and watch the FIRST Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles movie and record a most excellent, tubular, and ostentatious commentary track for your listening enjoyment. The first TMNT is a very important movie for all of us involved and we totally nerd out turtle style all over the mic. So strap on your ninja bandana, grab some pizza, and get ready for some shell kicking podcast action. Commentary pods for the second, third, forth, and fifth movie to come later.

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APR: the Podcast #46

Ben Smith — Fri, 26 Jun 2015 01:44:15 +0000

Ben’s missed opportunites at the 7/11. Our favorite and most pleasing gaming controllers. Aaron’s continuing quest to obtain a Nintendo R.O.B. We argue about what the hell we’re doing on a podcast that discusses Video Games, toys, Comic book movies, and Wrestling. Ant-man! We talk about Ant-man, and Steven and Aaron try to sell Ben on the schizophrenic egeyptian themed super hero named Moon Knight. Also, Agent Carter. Plug it in and listen. Tell your friends. We want your feedback. Good or Bad. Links below on MORE WAYS you can get your APR on.

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APR: the Podcast #45 “2014 Wrap!”

Ben Smith — Fri, 26 Jun 2015 01:43:46 +0000

Joined by special guest Richie of Dispatches from the Weird fame, we blow through the best and worst of 2014. Favorite movies. Overlooked movies. Best video games. Best Bluray box sets. Best everything 2014. So pop this extra long special edition podcast in to your podcast player and listen.

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APR: the Podcast #44 “Christmas Blast!”

Ben Smith — Fri, 26 Jun 2015 01:43:16 +0000

In this episode we break down some of our favorite holiday movies, and discuss whether or not a movie that is SET on Christmas is Christmas movies. We also discuss our plans to get a deformed cat to reach internet stardom, and question if its ok to ask amputee victims to explain what happened.

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Dungeons and Dragonbears #4

Ben Smith — Thu, 25 Jun 2015 23:27:44 +0000

Let this podcast tell you of the days of high adventure! We’re at it again, this time tackling the newest Dungeons and Dragons campaign “HOARD OF THE DRAGON QUEEN.” Walt once again dungeon masters the group of Ben the monk, Aaron the warlock, Steven the barbarian, and Will the ranger through this tale of Dragons, Kobolds, Hooded figures, and many critical hits/misses.

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APR: the Podcast #43

Ben Smith — Thu, 25 Jun 2015 23:26:47 +0000

Once again we talk shit about Amazing Spider-man 2 and Sony’s plans for the webhead’s movies. We get super pumped about Daredevil, Luke Cage, and Dr. Strange. We discuss some of the crappiest D-list super heroes and villains, and we play catch up on a bunch of movies we’ve seen since the last podcast. Also, VIDEO GAME NEWS!

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APR: 42 “X-men Movies are Awesome. Sometimes.”

Ben Smith — Thu, 25 Jun 2015 23:26:18 +0000

Sorry for the delay. Ben had to go and get married to that put all the podcasts on hiatus. Apologies to all. Ben can be so selfish sometimes. In this episode we break down all the X-men movies chronologically, discussing the major wins and epic fails or each. This one truly is for Morph.

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APR: the Podcast #41

Ben Smith — Thu, 25 Jun 2015 23:25:46 +0000

The Avengers 2 trailer is discussed and drooled over. Aaron confesses his undying love for taco Bell fruitista freeze drinks. Steven ranks his favorite holiday snacks. We discuss movie contracts and how Bucky got signed for 20 Marvel movies. We also break down our thoughts of Flash and Gotham.

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APR: the Podcast #40 “Ghost Hunting Special!”

Ben Smith — Thu, 25 Jun 2015 23:24:35 +0000

In this episode Aaron, Steven, and Ben embark to the allegedly haunted ROUTE 666 to see if they can drum up any ghost, spirits, or paranormal activists. They talk about previous paranormal experiences, haunted attractions and halloween memories. They almost die by rednecks. So have a listen. Also, below are some of the images Ben took while ghost hunting. Click if you dare. There is definitive proof of the paranormal.

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APR: The Podcast #39

Ben Smith — Thu, 25 Jun 2015 23:24:00 +0000

In this special edition episode of APR: the Podcast, Aaron and Ben spend quality time together creating a brand new character for their upcoming Dungeons and Dragons game. They break down all that is involved in character creation for D&D 5th edition. Mighty Morphin’ Power Rangers is discussed. Ben makes a monk. Monks rock. Listen!

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Dungeons and Dragonbears #3

Ben Smith — Thu, 25 Jun 2015 23:21:55 +0000

Did they survive? Will they survive? Will they have to pay for their crimes against canines? Goblin traps, poop holes, Bugbears, swords and sorcery, this episode has all of it. Walt dungeon masters the group of Ben the fighter, Aaron the mage, and Steven the cleric through a most excellent journey of adventure and excellence. Part three of Dungeons and Dragonbears starts NOW!

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Dungeons and Dragonbears #2

Ben Smith — Thu, 25 Jun 2015 23:21:29 +0000

The legend continues! Dungeon Master Walt guides Aaron the Elven mage, Ben the Human archer, and Steven the Dwarven cleric through this brand new Dungeons and Dragons 5th edition campaign. SPOILERS. The wizard Githlas electrocutes more goblin faces! Mangy wolf are massacred! The archer Baaahn uses a glowing rock! Prepare yourself for episode 2 of DUNGEONS AND DRAGONBEARS.

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APR: the Podcast #38 “Aaron and Ben hold down the fort”

Ben Smith — Thu, 25 Jun 2015 23:20:29 +0000

Aaron and Ben hold down the fort, gangster style, as Walt and Steven are completly absent. Who knows where they could have gone? Topics discussed? Danger 5! Holy shit Danger 5. Dungeons and Dragonbears. Fantastic Four news. Big Hero 6. Gotham. Also we break down the legal issues going on between the Jack Kirby estate and Disney.

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Dungeons and Dragonbears Ep. #1

Ben Smith — Thu, 25 Jun 2015 23:19:49 +0000

Join us for this special, multi-part series of high adventure and geeky wonder that we like to call Dungeons and Dragonbears. Dungeon Master Walt guides Aaron the Elven mage, Ben the Human Archer, and Steven the Dwarven cleric through this brand new Dungeons and Dragons 5th edition campaign. So dust off your 20 sided die and get ready for some dungeon crawling fun. Part 1 of 3!

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APR: the Podcast #37 “Top Ten Marvel Studios Movies.”

Ben Smith — Thu, 25 Jun 2015 23:11:03 +0000

In this episode we use Walt’s fancy mathematical wizardry to break down our top ten Marvel Studios movies. From Iron Man to Guardians of the Galaxy…all are ranked numerically from best to worst.

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APR: The Podcast #36 “Sorry about the fire.”

Ben Smith — Thu, 25 Jun 2015 23:10:26 +0000

In this episode Ben tries to burn this mother to the ground. Aaron accuses his son of being a psychic metoer baby. We discuss the changes to Dungeons and Dragons with the upcoming 5th edition and sort of tease a new podcast we’re going to be recording. We discuss the morality of illegally downloading comic books and how video game companies are fucking people over…over and over and over. Steven and Ben also give their opinions on the new Ninja Turtle movie. Spoilers…they liked it.

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APR: the Podcast #35 “Adult Animation”

Ben Smith — Thu, 25 Jun 2015 23:09:59 +0000

In this episode we discuss our favorite Adult cartoons. Not anime porn, though that is briefly discussed. We delve in to our earliest memories of adult animation, our first forays in to the world of anime, and the best and... Continue Reading →

APR: the Podcast #34 “And now the Duck Tales theme will play.”

Ben Smith — Thu, 25 Jun 2015 22:58:42 +0000

In this episode, Ben expresses his love for touching fuzzies and getting dizzy. The legendary Donkey Kong VHS tape is discussed. We discuss comic con geek news. We bitch about trailer tropes and that “WAAAAH” sound that keeps showing up. We discuss the handsomeness of Harrison Ford and sanity of Carrie Fisher. We speculate about the possible Evil Dead tv series, and we discuss the next career move of Weird Al Yankovic.

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APR: the Podcast #33

Ben Smith — Thu, 25 Jun 2015 22:58:06 +0000

Steven explains why he can’t play Magic: the Gathering. We’re late to the party as we review the event of E3. Steven and Ben break down current drama happening on the underground ninja turtle trading board. Also, Aaron’s friend’s brother swears that Chinese girls have straight pubes. Ben recalls 6th grade memories of a friend incorrectly describing how to pleasure a women, and Aaron and Steven explain to Ben why the Wii U is amazing and needs to be bought by everyone.

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APR: the Podcast #32 “Paul Stanley will make you feel ok…”

Ben Smith — Thu, 25 Jun 2015 22:57:35 +0000

In this episode we discuss our mutual love of Cheerwine, the mythos of Dinosaur Dracula, the current goings ons in the underground TMNT trading black market, why Steven can’t poop in his own house, Ben fracturing his Spine when he was 10, Transformers 4, The Dune that never was, Steven’s hatred for Paul Stanley’s mediocre penis, and a very delayed review of the movie WORLD WAR Z.

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APR: The Podcast #31 “Disney fucking Marvel”

Ben Smith — Thu, 25 Jun 2015 22:56:58 +0000

In this episode we personally give Walt shit for missing the podcast because of his meteor baby. We discuss how Disney is fucking over the Marvel comic and cinematic universe more and more. Edgar Wright’s Ant-man is talked about in even more detail, and Ben rants about collecting action figures in a world filled with Ebay and scalpers.

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APR: the Podcast #30 “Top Ten 16 bit Video Games!”

Ben Smith — Thu, 25 Jun 2015 22:56:26 +0000

In this epic blast processed episode of APR: the Podcast we discuss the Top Ten Best video games from the 16bit era. Super Nintendo, Sega Genesis, Turbo Grafx-16, Neo Geo, etc. The best of the best (mostly all SNES…because obviously that was the superior system) are discussed as we go thru the top ten list as put together through algorithmic magic by the one and only Walt. Listen to the pod. Now.

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APR: the Podcast #29 “Meteor Babies!”

Ben Smith — Thu, 25 Jun 2015 22:55:59 +0000

In this special fireside episode we give Walt shit for skipping the podcast to give birth to his Antichrist meteor baby, we give Steven shit for possibly missing the new TMNT movie because of his upcoming meteor baby, we discuss Ant-man and Flash’s lack of rogues gallery. We also rejoice over the death of the Deadpool craze and weep over the current Deathstroke craze and we discuss the happenings in Cosmic Marvel. Also, David Goyer sucks. Really bad. We explain.

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APR: the Podcast #28 “Kaijucast!”

Ben Smith — Thu, 25 Jun 2015 22:55:25 +0000

In this episode we discuss our love for men in giant rubber monster suits destroying cardboard buildings while people film it and call it a movie. Kaiju! The best of the best. The worst of the worst. It all gets discussed in this epic Kaijucast!

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APR: The Podcast #27 “Tasty Burgers and Spider-man sucking.”

Ben Smith — Thu, 25 Jun 2015 22:54:57 +0000

In this episode we talk about tasty burgers, Amazing Spider-man 2 sucking, TMNT movie updates, Chevy Chase being an asshole, Fox’s new show GOTHAM, and tasty burgers. Tasty, tasty burgers…

All will be explained in this podcast.

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Airport Road: The Podcast episode 26 “Top Ten Sequels”

Ben Smith — Thu, 25 Jun 2015 22:54:06 +0000

In this episode we discuss our TOP TEN Movie sequels. Specifically our top ten PART TWOS. Everything important makes the list. And the conversation gets heated when Ben disagrees with certain picks that the rest of the group made, and somehow the we all argue whether or not if good chicken can hide personal hatred. Also, Termiantor vs. Aliens Vs. Avatar. Listen! Tell your friends! Tell your enemies. Tell your parents. Tell anyone who will listen. Show us love!

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APR: the Podcast #25 “Cap 2 Spoilers and Cunnilingus”

Ben Smith — Thu, 25 Jun 2015 22:53:31 +0000

In this special milestone episode of APR: the podcast we break down our thoughts on the epic film Captain America 2, we dicuss childhood amusement park experiences, Aaron sounds like wolverine because he doesn’t take care of his throat, and Ben dicusses his methods of pleasing a woman’s lady area.

Make sure to check out our website weirdochurch.com and leave us feedback on Itunes. Let us know what you think of the show. And check our sister podcast Dispatches from the Weird.

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APR: the Podcast #24 “Ninja Turtles don’t have SNOUTS”

Ben Smith — Thu, 25 Jun 2015 22:53:01 +0000

In this episode we are joined by special guest Rob Smith from APR podcasts past as we discuss/argue/debate whether or not Ninja Turtles have beaks or snouts. It gets heated. It also breaks down into an argument over what is a candlestick while Ben accuses Walt of backstabbing treachery. We also discuss the theme of Terminator 2 and a robot’s comprehension of humanity, and major wins and fails of the Terminator movie series. So kick back and listen while we explode pop culture ridiculousness all over the place.

And for the record….Ninja Turtles have snouts.

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APR: the Podcast #23 “Top ten WORST comic book movies”

Ben Smith — Thu, 25 Jun 2015 22:52:18 +0000

In this episode we great down our TOP TEN WORST comic book movies. Movies that missed the point. Movies that lacked the action. Movies that bent over and anally raped the subject material. Movies that just plain SUCKED. So listen as we go around the circle and list each and every movie that we feel deserves to be placed in top ten hell for the sin of terribleness.

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APR: the Podcast #22

Ben Smith — Thu, 25 Jun 2015 22:51:51 +0000

In this episode Bettie the turtle shows off her disgusting alien genitalia, Ben and Steven throw down in fisticuffs with Walt over the new Ninja Turtles Trailer, the Batman/Justice League universe is discusses in great detail, we break down the history of the Insane Clown Posse, and we argue whether or not X-men: Days of Future Past is going to be good.

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APR: the Podcast #21 “Top Ten 80’s Action Movies”

Ben Smith — Thu, 25 Jun 2015 22:29:23 +0000

Explosions? CHECK!

Ridiculous amounts of gunfire? CHECK!

Glistening muscles and crazy hair? CHECK!

In this week’s episode we discuss each of our top ten 80’s action movies. So plug in your podcast machine and get ready for some way back in the day, nostalgia filled podcast action.

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APR: the Podcast #20 “Make that booty pop”

Ben Smith — Thu, 25 Jun 2015 22:28:35 +0000

In this episode Steven gets some beef off his chest about how Walt has been putting words in his mouth. We learn about a new way to make that BOOTY POP. Steven reviews the WWE app. We discuss blind skiing Geek culture movie news is discussed. So pop this pod in to your podcast player and listen to the awesome.

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APR: the Podcast #19 “Bitchy fans. Get over it”

Ben Smith — Thu, 25 Jun 2015 22:27:46 +0000

In this special episode of APR: the Podcast we are joined by the infamous RICHIE of “Dispatches from the Weird” as we discuss all the important pop culture information you NEED TO HEAR. Information such as:

Why we live in a world where movie trailers get teaser trailers and commercials for teaser snippets
How the WWE universe is RUINING wrestling.
How CM Punk may or may not be the villain.
How Salt-n-Pepa’s music is being used incorrectly to introduce a podcast.

So load up the pod, pop in your earbuds, and get ready for excessive “CM PUNK” chants, while listening to this special edition of the APR podcast.

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APR: the Podcast #18 “Post V-Day Shipping”

Ben Smith — Thu, 25 Jun 2015 22:27:05 +0000

In this post V-day podcast special we discuss “SHIPPING”. Buffy and Angel. Mulder and Scully. Corey and Topanga. Stephanie and HHH. Sailor Moon and Tuxedo Mask. Donny and April. Brick and Lamp. Xena and Gabrielle. The best of the best of pop culture love.

We also break down the history of online “shipping”

We discuss AOL keywords

Steven stands up for twilight

We argue about how wrong Mallrats is about Superman’s cock.

Ben questions how sports work again

We also discuss the sexual preferences of famous wizards and how some wizards may love goats.

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APR: the Podcast #17 “Senbar O’Hoolihan”

Ben Smith — Thu, 25 Jun 2015 22:26:26 +0000

How exactly does one pronounce Cillian Murphy’s name? No one knows. The true pronunciation has been lost to the ages. Join us as we discuss the mystery of Cillian Murphy’s title while also discussing the top geek news to break recently. Also in this episode:

-Ben questions everything about sports.

-New super hero and giant robot movie trailers are discussed.

-The new Lex Luthor is discusses in GREAT DETAIL.

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APR: the Podcast #16 “The History of Nintendo”

Ben Smith — Thu, 25 Jun 2015 22:25:44 +0000

In this episode we break down the entire history of the legendary video gaming company that is Nintendo. We run through each system, listing the best and worst titles, failed concepts, major wins, best experiences, and how silly the Gamecube looked. So join us on this trip through video gaming memory lane as we embark on what will probably be the geekiest podcast you’ll listen to today.

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APR: the Podcast #15 “Super Hero Shocktackular”

Ben Smith — Thu, 25 Jun 2015 22:24:49 +0000

In this spectacular episode of APR: the Podcast we discuss current comics, the Shockmaster’s fall from grace, Super Hero movie news, and Ben gets all his questions answered about who the hell Damien is and why Batman had a son. Subscribe on Itunes!

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APR: the Podcast #14 “End of an Era”

Ben Smith — Thu, 25 Jun 2015 22:23:47 +0000

In this weeks episode we discuss the end of this gaming console generation, annoying HULU commercials, and Aaron’s son’s egg fetish. Place this on your electronic device and LISTEN. The FUTURE IS NOW. join us in the journey through the past as we discuss (briefly) the last generation of gaming.

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APR: the Podcast #13 “Keep them vibrators vibrating”

Ben Smith — Thu, 25 Jun 2015 22:22:42 +0000

Episode 13 of the Airport Road podcast is now available. Make sure to check it out. In this ACTION PACKED first episode of 2014 we discuss:

-What the hell is up with Anime?

-The current state of the next generation of console gaming.

-We plug the SHIT out of the new Marvel digtal comics app.

-The digital future of professional wrestling.

So download, sync, stream, whatever it takes to listen to this epic piece of audio GOLD. Let us know what you think!

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APR: the Podcast #12 “Steven Hates Christmas”

Ben Smith — Thu, 25 Jun 2015 22:21:28 +0000

We’re back with another very special episode of AIRPORT ROAD: the Podcast. Its Christmas time and Steven hates Christmas like normal people hate it when there isn’t a Christmas. He hates Christmas like Hitler hated the Jews. Its a deep evil hatred. And we discuss it. It also somehow turns in to a religious debate. But not really a debate. More of a “Religious Agreement”. Check it out. Merry Christmas.

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APR: the Podcast #11 “Spider-man’s suit looks awesome. Also, Wonder Woman!”

Ben Smith — Thu, 25 Jun 2015 22:19:42 +0000

New APR back from Thanksgiving break. In this action packed episode we discuss how Black Friday has changed the world, the new epicness of the Spider-man 2 trailer, Casting for Wonder Woman, Women’s Rights, and how Hollywood doesn’t learn the right lessons from their mistakes. An awesome episode to plug in to your ears. Feed our geekyness in to your brain meat.

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APR: the Podcast #10 “TMNT Part 2”

Ben Smith — Thu, 25 Jun 2015 22:18:58 +0000

The epic continuation of our 2 part discussion of all things NINJA TURTLES. We break in to more of the movies, cartoons, the crazy terrible live action tv show, and the massive toy collections that Ben and Steven have. Scope it out with your ears.

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APR: the Podcast #9 “TMNT Part 1”

Ben Smith — Thu, 25 Jun 2015 22:18:27 +0000

Its finally happened. Airport Road: the podcast has finally recorded a two part episode devoted SOLELY to the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. Alert the presses. Cancel all incoming calls. Clear your schedules. Take your pants off. Its time to get turtleriffic. So pop in your Ninja turtle themed earbuds and prepare for an hour or so of three grown men discussing all the good and bad that has to do with the 4 (and sometimes 5) mutated ninja amphibians.

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APR: the Podcast #8 “Halloween Stuff”

Ben Smith — Thu, 25 Jun 2015 22:17:45 +0000

In this episode we discuss some most triumphant Halloween movies, tv shows, costumes, memories, etc. We Discuss how Halloween may have changed for the worse, and Walt bring up how much he really feels about Steven.

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APR: the Podcast #7 “Bitstrips and Spidey’s costume

Ben Smith — Thu, 25 Jun 2015 22:17:11 +0000

In this episode we discuss the current trend of Bitstrip comics, Walt’s hatred for Spider-man’s costume, and Ben discovers the magic of Dr. Who.

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APR: the Podcast #6 “Marvel’s Phase One”

Ben Smith — Thu, 25 Jun 2015 22:16:11 +0000

An episode all about Marvel Phase 1! We discuss all of marvel’s movies up to now and the future plans for phase 2.

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APR: the Podcast #5 “Explosive Pressure Cookers”

Ben Smith — Thu, 25 Jun 2015 22:15:35 +0000

In this episode we discuss our embarassing online footprints, Walt’s near death experience with a pressure cooker, and the great pizza eating challenge

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APR: the Podcast #4 “Friday the 13th movies”

Ben Smith — Thu, 25 Jun 2015 22:14:48 +0000

All things Friday the 13th and Jason Vorhees are discussed in this special discussion podcast. Get ready for Halloween!

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APR: the Podcast #3

Ben Smith — Thu, 25 Jun 2015 22:14:15 +0000

In this episode, we discuss promising Kickstarter campaigns, taking back our freedom, and the editing of important children’s cartoons.

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APR: the Podcast #2 “Batman: The Podcast”

Ben Smith — Thu, 25 Jun 2015 22:13:05 +0000

I am writing to inform you that the new fantastic, amazing, spectacular, new, irredeemable, and and various other comic book adjectives episode of Airport Road: the PODCAST is now up for download. In this episode we spend the entire hour discussing ALL that is the Batman. Movies, comics, tv, toys, t-shirts, etc. All bases are covered in this batcast. I;m referring to it as a batcast now due to it being about batman…the same way that Batman puts “bat” before everything that involves himself. Batmobile…Bat-computer…Batcast. It makes sense.

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APR: the Podcast #1

Ben Smith — Thu, 25 Jun 2015 22:12:10 +0000

A few of us have decided to revive the AIRPORT ROAD podcast. Its been almost 2 years since we last did an episode, and it felt like the right thing to do was to restart the show. Lono and I have been discussing possibly trying to build some sort of a podcast network…an umbrella of pods…and this seemed like a good one to add under that banner. Very different from the flagship Dispatched from the Weird, this podcast focuses more on the Geeky side of life. This is the podcast to listen to if you want to hear arguments over Terminator movie chronology, or discussions of which Ninja Turtle was the best.

We’re trying to stick to a format this time around where in one episoder we discuss geeky news, and the next is a discussion episode. So check it out.

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APR: the Podcast Volume 1 #27 “The Zombie Apocalypse would suck”

Ben Smith — Wed, 24 Jun 2015 18:36:47 +0000

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APR: the Podcast Volume 1 #26 “Ring of Honor Wrestling Road Trip”

Ben Smith — Wed, 24 Jun 2015 18:36:13 +0000

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APR: the Podcast Volume 1 #25 “Random discussions”

Ben Smith — Wed, 24 Jun 2015 18:35:42 +0000

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APR: the Podcast Volume 1 #24 “Fuck the Thundercats”

Ben Smith — Wed, 24 Jun 2015 18:35:09 +0000

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APR: the Podcast Volume 1 #21 “Video Game Movies”

Ben Smith — Wed, 24 Jun 2015 18:34:39 +0000

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APR: the Podcast Volume 1 #20 “The Rape podcast”

Ben Smith — Wed, 24 Jun 2015 17:07:42 +0000

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APR: the Podcast Volume 1 #18 “Is a Hotdog a sandwich?”

Ben Smith — Wed, 24 Jun 2015 17:06:47 +0000

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APR: the Podcast Volume 1 #17 “MMO’s”

Ben Smith — Wed, 24 Jun 2015 17:06:11 +0000

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APR: the Podcast Volume 1 #16 “Favorite Childhood Movies”

Ben Smith — Wed, 24 Jun 2015 17:05:32 +0000

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APR: the Podcast Volume 1 #15 “Conspiracy theories and cryptozoology”

Ben Smith — Wed, 24 Jun 2015 17:03:14 +0000

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APR: the Podcast Volume 1 #14 “Horror Movie Video Games”

Ben Smith — Wed, 24 Jun 2015 17:02:15 +0000

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APR: the Podcast Volume 1 #13 “Zombie Survival”

Ben Smith — Wed, 24 Jun 2015 17:01:38 +0000

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APR: the Podcast Volume 1 #12 “Owl-man and the Dark of the Moon”

Ben Smith — Wed, 24 Jun 2015 17:01:05 +0000

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APR: the Podcast Volume 1 #11 “Comic Book Movies Part 2”

Ben Smith — Wed, 24 Jun 2015 17:00:17 +0000

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APR: the Podcast Volume 1 #10 “Comic Book Movies Part 1”

Ben Smith — Wed, 24 Jun 2015 16:59:42 +0000

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APR: the Podcast Volume 1 #9 “16-bit gaming part 2”

Ben Smith — Wed, 24 Jun 2015 16:58:35 +0000

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APR: the Podcast Volume 1 #8 “16-bit gaming Part 1”

Ben Smith — Wed, 24 Jun 2015 16:57:59 +0000

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APR: the Podcast Volume 1 #7 “Horror Movies”

Ben Smith — Wed, 24 Jun 2015 16:56:53 +0000

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APR: the Podcast Volume 1 #6 “Pro Wrestling”

Ben Smith — Wed, 24 Jun 2015 16:55:56 +0000

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APR: the Podcast Volume 1 #5 Star Trek vs Star Wars

Ben Smith — Wed, 24 Jun 2015 16:55:20 +0000

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APR: the Podcast Volume 1 #4 “90’s nostalgia”

Ben Smith — Wed, 24 Jun 2015 16:54:27 +0000

We’re on a roll with this Nostalgia thing. In this episode we discuss childhood memories of the 90’s. Toys, Cartoons, Movies, everything that made the 90’s the 90’s.

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APR: the Podcast Volume 1 #3 “80’s nostalgia”

Ben Smith — Wed, 24 Jun 2015 16:53:03 +0000

You want some Nostalgia? Dammit you’re going to get some Nostalgia. In this, the third podcast from APR, we discuss the cartoons/toys/movies of the 80’s that shaped our childhoods and made us into the awesome and soon-to-be famous people we are today.

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APR: the Podcast Volume 1 #2

Ben Smith — Wed, 24 Jun 2015 16:50:18 +0000

Episode 2! We discuss super hero costumes, Giant Robot Accessories, and the theories of a Superman’s Time Travel. This one is a bit Chaotic. Certain conversations turn into arguments, which turn into blood feuds. Enjoy! Click here to download as... Continue Reading →

APR: the Podcast Volume 1 #1

Ben Smith — Wed, 24 Jun 2015 16:49:07 +0000

Our first entry, entitled “Podblast.” We discuss movie news, recent video game experiences, those crazy japanese folk, A god vs Godzilla, and something called “Project Mario

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