Courtesy: walkadog

When you get better, you find patterns. You see them happening again and again, and you make a pattern out of it. Your new pattern is extremely awesome, it is capable of even encapsulating the whole world. Then it gets simple, not. You have to map your old house inside the world, and there isn’t one house. Everything can be corrected, but it takes time and patience which I lack.

If only I could regex everyone back to where they belong to or rather design better patterns.

PS: I thought I forgot my password for my blog. After a few attempts, I got it right

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I am lucky

PHP programmers don’t really understand PHP.

They know how to use PHP - but they hardly know how it works,
mainly because it Just Works most of the time.

Very true. A level of abstraction is important for the programmer to concentrate on the logic, than handling cases for memory leaks and socket connections. With that said, it is equally important to know what is being done to the code to give the output.

PHP Code is compiled to Opcodes (like instruction codes) and instruction stack is processed. To see your opcodes, you need pecl/vld. Download it, compile it. For compiling, you might need the php-dev package. In ubuntu, php5-dev is the package name. To install :
$ phpize; ./configure; make; sudo make install
It puts the ‘vld.so’ shared object in your php-lib folder. Check whether vld is installed:
$ php -d extension=vld.so -m
Above command should list all the loaded modules, alongwith vld. Now, try it out :

$ cat test.php
<?
define('MY_BLA',42);
echo MY_BLA;
?>
$ php -d extension=vld.so -d vld.active=1  test.php
Branch analysis from position: 0
Return found
filename:       /tmp/test.php
function name:  (null)
number of ops:  7
compiled vars:  none
line     #  op                           fetch          ext  return  operands
——————————————————————————-
   2     0  SEND_VAL                                                 ‘MY_BLA’
         1  SEND_VAL                                                 42
         2  DO_FCALL                                      2          ‘define’
   3     3  FETCH_CONSTANT                                   ~1      ‘MY_BLA’
         4  ECHO                                                     ~1
   5     5  RETURN                                                   1
         6* ZEND_HANDLE_EXCEPTION

That gives a lot of opcodes! (Remember 8085?) All these opcodes are C macros .

For now, have a look at opcodes for your code and see how you can optimize your it until I come back with the next.

Your children are not your children.
They are the sons and daughters of life’s longing for itself;
They come through you but not from you.
You may give them your love but not your thoughts,
For, they have their own thoughts.
You may house their bodies but not their souls,
For their souls lie in the house of tomorrow,
Which you cannot visit,
Not even in your dreams!

If you reached here after reading the quote, I appreciate your patience

I read the above lines in Hindu’s Open page. For a moment, it stuck like a lightning. Kahlil Gibran has given straight forward opinion for the parents and students who are victims of the current educational system (Including me).

Taare Zameen Par expressed how parents attribute everything with success. Things are forced upon them or rather they are made to think that what their parents think is the best choice, forcing the kid do what the parent failed to do as a kid, forcing them to walk exactly on their footpath and a lot more.

Being first in rat race may be appreciated by other rats, but what matters is how the person relates the success .

Being able to do is different from wanting to do. Do what you want to do, and show middle finger for the rest.

Last movie seen in a theatre:
Kuruvi (Suckiest movie, evar)

What book are you reading?
No, I am not reading anything

Favourite board game:
Ludo

Favourite magazine:
Vikatan (Tamil)

Favourite smells:
The smell of rain, Buttermilk

Favourite sound:
Airplane take off

Worst feeling in the world:
Being lonely

What is the first thing you think of when you wake up?
Snooze the alarm

Favourite fast food place:
Our college gate - Suppannan kadai

Future child’s name:
Blah

Finish this statement, “If I had a lot of money I’d…”
think what to do.

Do you drive fast?
Yes,yes!

Do you sleep with a stuffed animal?
No.

Storms - Cool or Scary?
Cool

Do you eat the stems on broccoli?
Yes

If you could dye your hair any colour, what would be your choice?
Multicoloured (Orange,Yellow,Green - all fluorescent)

Name all the different cities/towns you have lived in:
Mandapam,Calicut,Cochin,Bhubaneshwar,Valsad,Thanjavur,Erode,Trichy,Cochin(again),Bangalore, Sirkali (next)

Favourite sports to watch:
Tennis.

One nice thing about the person who sent this to you:
Techie.

What’s under your bed?
Floor

Would you like to be born as yourself again?
Yes

Morning person or night owl?
Night owl, but a wanna-be Morning person

Over easy or sunny side up?
Not both. Kalaki

Favourite place to relax:
Terrace.

Favourite ice cream flavour:
Chocolate

You pass this tag to –
If they read my blog - Vignesh, Karthi, Manas. (Please tag yourself, if you want)

Of all the people you tagged this to, who’s most likely to respond first?
I think all are lazy like me. Very tough question.

Some even pinged and asked me, “Why are you wasting time updating ball by ball scores?” - answer is here.

It is a modification of the existing DBus example in pidgin. It is a cheap hack, urllib2 - readline - set status. So, you have edit i, change cricinfo url to current match,pick the line number and set your status. Though dirty, it works.

Can you do this in Google Talk?

So after an year, there won’t be any of juniors at college . It seemed to be an alien land when I went for Pragyan, but the presence of juniors made me feel better. I don’t know much faculties other than Pradeep sir, so it would be totally alien when I visit the college after an year or two.

Farewells, sentiments about leaving the college will be there as usual - but the count of LRSL guys is slowly coming down - I would really miss the entire gang. It would suck to visit college without all these guys. Sitting in the last row and shouting whenever someone enters the lab, all those cricket matches in Lab, long time chats with pradeep sir will all be missed. The ones left in the lab would be Suren and Anshu. Suren, just one more year to go and you are out!

Taggy is joining a startup, after ditching several offers - truly what he wanted. Hari will be working in IBM Bangalore, which could be a nice place for him and his kutti hacks. Vijay has chosen to work as a Research Assistant in IISc Bangalore - which he chose after a lot of thinking. PK, Balli are joining Sun as kernel hackers. GC is heading to CMU and Iyer to Microsoft Redmond. Adi and Evo would be working in Microsoft IDC, I guess. Some of them are moving to Bangalore, so there is good chance to get together.

I’m really happy to see what everyone has chosen for starting their career. Good luck guys, and welcome to Bangalore!

PS: We have 2 GSOCians from NITT - Adi and Anshu! Congratulations!

First, get the rice ready. We have an electric cooker. So as soon as I wake up, I switch on the electric cooker, with rice. One cup of rice (with 2-3 cups of water) would do for a person. Just switch it on and forget it.

For the Lemon masala: Fry mustard(kadugu) and Black gram(ulunthu) in oil (Yes, we have gas stove).Add salt for taste. Add Channa Dal(kadala parupu) with green chilli (1 or 2) and fry it for a few minutes. Add turmeric(manjal) for color. Switch gas off and pour lemon in the masala. Mix it with rice.

Have (Fish) pickle along with it. OTOH, how ever worse it turns out, it is better than our office food.

PS:Writing a recipe is so difficult!
PPS: Wrote this post via Scribefire and I likes.

I apologize myself, and I will try to resume writing crap over here!

(Blogging from home, cochin)