’09 version: California Swag District – “Teach Me How To Dougie”

Call me an old head or whatever, but I like the ’88 version better.
That spin move ain’t no joke.

MAN!, I was only 5 when this came out.

If you ever wanted to learn something about yourself, you can go to the Urban Dictionary and they’ve pretty much got you all figured out. All you have to do is search for you name and WAH-LA — instant self indulgence.

Here’s what I learned about myself on Urban Dictionary:

1. Allan — A guy who is always charming people to get out of trouble. Usually very flirtatious with the females but deep down just wants a stable relationship with a chill girl. Very good-looking and quick witted.
   

   That guy is such an Allan, he got away with stealing car and got a date with three hot reporters outside the court.

2. Allan — The name for an amazing person.
   

   Wow, Allan sure is an Allan!

3. Allan — A bow legged rider who is 100% guaranteed to be better than you in every way. he is fond of squeaky brakes, stealing iPods, and showing little kids up.
   

   boy1: I just learned to 180
   boy2: Yo, i don’t care i can 180 tailwhip watch me!
   boy1: Dude don’t be such an Allan

4. Allan — ASIAN. This guy is large, asian, and friendly to people. He is a dude who makes up plans to destroy other people like post-friends. He likes video games and likes Rock, and finds himself getting his best friend girlfriends.
   

   Allan, Allan is a Taco.

   Uhhh…Allan come here! I need a new girlfriend!

5. Allan — An unusually large fellow who represents homosexuality and an odd affection for wild animals. One Allan might often lie or gather belongings so called “cool” to gain popularity yet still loathed by the public.
   

   Boy, I sure do not want to be that fat ass, Allan.

Wow, I hope everyone who reads this appreciate sarcasm.

Oh, & Happie Burfdeigh 2 me!!!

I like to think that i’m pretty indifferent about Valentine’s Day — I’m not sure whether I love it or hate it. That said, here’s a couple of mixes for you to check out regardless of which side of the fence you’re on.

Sex, Love, & Heartbreak

Sex, Love & Heartbreak will definitely get you in the zone for either of those three things on the 14th!…hopefully not the heartbreak.

— flwrpt

S.A.D. — Singles Awareness Day.

It’s here. Dedicated to all maneaters, heartbreakers, and hopeless romantics – you know who you are. Proceed to download. It’s an epic one, I think.

— Modi

Thought this was kinda interesting. I wouldn’t wear them, but still…

The January relase of the SELECT PACK take some of the most iconic moments and characters from the Star Wars saga and bring them to life accross five shoes, tee and the Superstar Track Top.

(via: No 6 London)

PLEASE stop converting your gigantic, over-designed, in-accessible menus into gigantic, over designed, in-accessible PDFs. Who wants to download all of that when you’re hungry and on the run? It really isn’t cheaper to link to a PDF, when you consider bandwidth. A simple Term Definition list would save tons of bandwidth AND its much more accessible with mobile devices(er, most non iPhone people).

B) Food > Flash

1. PLEASE fire your Flash guy. He sucks. I have nothing against Flash but a restaurant is just a restaurant.
2. Nix your site intros. Hunger doesn’t care about faux-3D animations, and background music. We want to know whats on the menu and in some cases what it looks like as quickly as possible.
3. Mobile Phones hate Flash. If we can’t see your site on our phones, you’re probably losing out on some new business.