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         <title>[TRB] fallen empire</title>
         <link>http://patrickcentral.com/music/2013/12/30/fallen-empire/</link>
         <description>&lt;p&gt;Well. It&amp;#8217;s been long enough. &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a rel=&quot;nofollow&quot; target=&quot;_blank&quot; href=&quot;http://patrickcentral.com/music/files/2013/12/FE-latest-exp.png&quot;&gt;&lt;img src=&quot;http://patrickcentral.com/music/files/2013/12/FE-latest-exp-1024x1024.png&quot; alt=&quot;&quot; title=&quot;fallen empire art&quot; width=&quot;600&quot; height=&quot;600&quot; class=&quot;alignnone size-large wp-image-102&quot;/&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Today marks, among other things, the release of Fallen Empire, off the forthcoming TRB album of the same name. Target release date for the album is in March of 2014. &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;It&amp;#8217;s taken a long time to get this album done, because it is both deeply personal and deeply sad. Sadness and anger are what I use music for, I channel that energy into trying to make music that captures the feeling, and I feel better as a result. The good news is, I haven&amp;#8217;t had an overabundance of sadness or anger of late. So, this has taken a while. Closure and finishing what I start are both important concepts to me, though, so I am going to see this thing through. &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;The goal from now &amp;#8217;til March is to get the entire back catalog on &lt;a rel=&quot;nofollow&quot; target=&quot;_blank&quot; href=&quot;https://soundcloud.com/theragebox&quot;&gt;SoundCloud&lt;/a&gt;, as well, which is where an early draft of this song has lived for the better part of 3 years. &lt;/p&gt;</description>
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         <pubDate>Tue, 31 Dec 2013 02:40:14 +0000</pubDate>
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         <title>[Zaxis] same as it ever was</title>
         <link>http://www.patrickcentral.com/zaxis/archives/000308.html</link>
         <description>Seems I am dipping back to a wistful, bygone era, at least for long enough for me to mark &quot;Lace and Fur&quot; in the olden style, right up to and including the cryptic post on the abandoned, frozen-under-glass blog.

Lucky 13 years, my friends, and that you shall remain, until we all may die. 

And if any of us come back as zombies, well, I think it is safe to say all bets are off. 

[let the water hold me down](If you'd like to comment on &quot;same as it ever was,&quot; please do it at &lt;a rel=&quot;nofollow&quot; target=&quot;_blank&quot; href=&quot;http://www.patrickcentral.com/zaxis/archives/000308.html#comments&quot;&gt;this web page,&lt;/a&gt; or I won't see it.)</description>
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         <pubDate>Tue, 02 Feb 2010 06:13:51 +0000</pubDate>
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         <title>[TRB] for just one second</title>
         <link>http://patrickcentral.com/music/2010/01/30/for-just-one-second/</link>
         <description>&lt;p&gt;-postcomingsoon-&lt;/p&gt;</description>
         <author>Patrick</author>
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         <pubDate>Sat, 30 Jan 2010 07:21:03 +0000</pubDate>
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         <title>[TRB] the first new thing in a while</title>
         <link>http://patrickcentral.com/music/2009/09/12/the-first-new-thing-in-a-while/</link>
         <description>&lt;p&gt;this one&amp;#8217;s been kicking around for a while, really the first original post-&lt;a rel=&quot;nofollow&quot; target=&quot;_blank&quot; href=&quot;http://patrickcentral.com/music/albums/too-little-too-late/&quot;&gt;Too Little Too Late&lt;/a&gt; piece of work that has been completed end to end.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Many film directors shudder when they learn that someone has played their film in something other than its original aspect ratio. 4:3 pan-scan Airline cuts that are altogether something different than what they created. It is in this spirit that I encourage you to listen to this on something that isn&amp;#8217;t tinny laptop speakers &amp;#8211; good solid headphones being ideal.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;It has occured to me that this cooincides with the anniversary of September 11th, the end of Nine Inch Nails as it has been known, and all manner of other things happening right about now. I have no idea what to say about any of that, but it has occured to me.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Enjoy?&lt;/p&gt;</description>
         <author>Patrick</author>
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         <pubDate>Sat, 12 Sep 2009 05:46:47 +0000</pubDate>
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         <title>[TRB] Remix: MC Frontalot&amp;#8217;s Braggadocio</title>
         <link>http://patrickcentral.com/music/2009/08/24/remix-mc-frontalots-braggadocio/</link>
         <description>&lt;p&gt;So, I have been accruing materials to do some remixes for several years now, and I always end up backburnering them in favor of other projects. I finally finished one a couple weeks ago, and here it is. It&amp;#8217;s a chilled out take on &lt;a rel=&quot;nofollow&quot; target=&quot;_blank&quot; href=&quot;http://frontalot.com/index.php/&quot;&gt;MC Frontalot&amp;#8217;s&lt;/a&gt; &amp;#8220;Braggadocio.&amp;#8221;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I&amp;#8217;m putting it up in advance of seeing Front at PAX 09 in a few weeks. I tried to submit it via his site a couple times, and ran into some PHP bugs. Given that the last one posted to his &lt;a rel=&quot;nofollow&quot; target=&quot;_blank&quot; href=&quot;http://frontalot.com/index.php/?page=osb&amp;amp;sortby=postdate&quot;&gt;Open Source Beats project page&lt;/a&gt; was the end of 2008, I&amp;#8217;m not optimistic that it&amp;#8217;ll happen any time soon, even when I got it to go through. So, I&amp;#8217;ll put it up here and keep trying to get it listed on the official site.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;It&amp;#8217;s nothing special, but hopefully will get me on the road to finishing up a couple of the other remixes I have in the pipe &amp;#8211; some from video games, an Imogen Heap song, and more.&lt;/p&gt;</description>
         <author>Patrick</author>
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         <pubDate>Mon, 24 Aug 2009 22:33:02 +0000</pubDate>
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         <title>[TRB] too little too late is now available</title>
         <link>http://patrickcentral.com/music/2009/05/06/too-little-too-late-is-now-available/</link>
         <description>&lt;p&gt;A collection of material from 2005-2006 is now available. It is called &amp;#8220;too little too late.&amp;#8221; The full page for this album, with downloads, is available &lt;a rel=&quot;nofollow&quot; target=&quot;_blank&quot; href=&quot;http://patrickcentral.com/music/albums/too-little-too-late/&quot;&gt;here&lt;/a&gt;. It&amp;#8217;s also available for streaming or download at Jamendo, with all the other albums, &lt;a rel=&quot;nofollow&quot; target=&quot;_blank&quot; href=&quot;http://www.jamendo.com/en/album/44789&quot;&gt;here&lt;/a&gt;. I&amp;#8217;ll be making a giant &amp;#8220;Download Now&amp;#8221; button to retroactively add to these pages, so I&amp;#8217;m not burying the lede quite so much. &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Most of the songs on this album have been available via the blog and this site for a while now, though there is one super-duper-secret, previously-unreleased bonus track, hiding away at track 11. This secret track business used to be much easier to do on CDs, and I refuse to do the &amp;#8220;2 minutes of silence at the end of the last track, then the secret track&amp;#8221; route, as it annoys the crap out of me. So, it won&amp;#8217;t be a surprise, but there&amp;#8217;s an extra track called &amp;#8220;Train&amp;#8221; that I have never put up anywhere before. The rest of the tracks have been painstakingly edited, tweaked, and remastered for this release, and I&amp;#8217;m really happy with the result. &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;This is the first album where I am actually pretty happy with it all the way through, and had reached a basic competency with the tools I use, and I think it sets a new bar of quality and complexity as compared to the others. As a result, I will be using it to branch beyond my site and &lt;a rel=&quot;nofollow&quot; target=&quot;_blank&quot; href=&quot;http://www.jamendo.com&quot;&gt;Jamendo&lt;/a&gt;, as my entrance onto some additional sites like &lt;a rel=&quot;nofollow&quot; target=&quot;_blank&quot; href=&quot;http://magnatune.com/&quot;&gt;Magnatune&lt;/a&gt; and &lt;a rel=&quot;nofollow&quot; target=&quot;_blank&quot; href=&quot;http://www.thesixtyone.com/&quot;&gt;TheSixtyOne&lt;/a&gt;. I&amp;#8217;m also going to enter all 4 albums into the &lt;a rel=&quot;nofollow&quot; target=&quot;_blank&quot; href=&quot;http://music.podshow.com/&quot;&gt;podsafe music network&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I&amp;#8217;ve spent a couple days trying to figure out what to say about this album musically and thematically, and I keep getting into long diatribes or cryptic two-line blow-offs. Suffice to say the emotions behind it, the art, the title, everything is complicated and multi-layered, and not likely to be of huge interest to anyone that isn&amp;#8217;t me. &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;There&amp;#8217;s one more album in the works: a back catalog collection slated for before July 2009. Sadly, this will be the oldest and most terrible of the ole catalog, and one I&amp;#8217;m unlikely to put up anywhere aside from this site, for completion&amp;#8217;s sake. We have twilight and sundown covering 2002-2004, too little too late covering 2005-2006, and the outlier of a room of one&amp;#8217;s own, contained in 2008. The remaining release is the &amp;#8220;everything before&amp;#8221;, covering stuff from 1995-2000, and I&amp;#8217;m mainly committed to finishing it because I designed album art for it over ten years ago.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;As the &lt;a rel=&quot;nofollow&quot; target=&quot;_blank&quot; href=&quot;http://patrickcentral.com/music/licensing/&quot;&gt;licensing page&lt;/a&gt; states, you’re pretty much free to do whatever you want with it, as long as you aren’t making money off it. &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Enjoy.&lt;/p&gt;</description>
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         <title>[Choking Hazard] If you’re not part of the solution</title>
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         <description>This was another of those &quot;I haven't made a comic in a while&quot; comics. For reasons I'm not clear on, it features a cartoonification of my friend John, expressing opinions he may not actually hold. Hi John!

It came about partially due to this segment of a recent &lt;a rel=&quot;nofollow&quot; target=&quot;_blank&quot; href=&quot;http://www.penny-arcade.com/2009/3/18/&quot;&gt;Penny-Arcade news posting&lt;/a&gt;:

&lt;blockquote&gt;My cognitive apparatus is designed to digest language quickly, and so when I stumble into some mutated corporate phraseology it's like eating a meal which suddenly transforms into to washers, bolts, and strands of oily bike-chain. I have to disassemble my entire prefrontal cortex and put it back together.&lt;/blockquote&gt;

It is put using such wonderful words there that I feel no need to embellish them, but I have the exact same reaction many times - especially with computer discussions in movies. I'll be wrapped up in a scene and in the middle of a bit of dialog it's like they will just monkey walrus bending peephole.

See what I did there?

Anyway, it's always been a pet peeve of mine because it's simply not that hard. Any Sci-Fi nerd would love to spend one day on a set cleaning up all the techno mumbo jumbo just to say they got to see the greenscreen rig. 

It hurts my brain. And my brain created this in retaliation on the drive home last week. Enjoy.</description>
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         <pubDate>Sat, 11 Apr 2009 04:02:51 +0000</pubDate>
         <content:encoded><![CDATA[<img src="http://www.patrickcentral.com/comics/strips/ch20.jpg" alt="The hard drive's gone rogue! Quick, invert its polarity!"/><br/><br />This was another of those "I haven't made a comic in a while" comics. For reasons I'm not clear on, it features a cartoonification of my friend John, expressing opinions he may not actually hold. Hi John!

It came about partially due to this segment of a recent <a rel="nofollow" target="_blank" href="http://www.penny-arcade.com/2009/3/18/">Penny-Arcade news posting</a>:

<blockquote>My cognitive apparatus is designed to digest language quickly, and so when I stumble into some mutated corporate phraseology it's like eating a meal which suddenly transforms into to washers, bolts, and strands of oily bike-chain. I have to disassemble my entire prefrontal cortex and put it back together.</blockquote>

It is put using such wonderful words there that I feel no need to embellish them, but I have the exact same reaction many times - especially with computer discussions in movies. I'll be wrapped up in a scene and in the middle of a bit of dialog it's like they will just monkey walrus bending peephole.

See what I did there?

Anyway, it's always been a pet peeve of mine because it's simply not that hard. Any Sci-Fi nerd would love to spend one day on a set cleaning up all the techno mumbo jumbo just to say they got to see the greenscreen rig. 

It hurts my brain. And my brain created this in retaliation on the drive home last week. Enjoy. 
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         <title>[Zaxis] careful what you wish for</title>
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         <description>Two years ago, I got a wish I'd had for nearly a decade. Right here on this very blog, actually, as dusty then as it is now. Perhaps slightly less so, but once you get past a certain point, it's all the same. Anyway, I digress.

At that point, I had finally ceased commemorating a certain bygone period on my blog, as it had become a sort of self-flagellation and cryptic reliving of some glory days - which ordinarily I'm all for, but even I have statutes of limitations on that sort of thing, and for once my life had nothing I could really complain about. I was happy in everyday life - not deliriously happy, not perfect in every detail, but happier than I deserved or thought realistically possible. It was one thing when my day to day life was terrible to use sentimental calendar markings to bring myself back to a fond period. Fondness of my everyday life and increasing distance from the people and events being commemorated had dulled my sense of duty and the perceived benefit of publicly wallowing in the observance of significant past events. I privately wallowed, paying tributes and reinforcing stories much like one would with a religion, and even had a steady cultmate. We kept alive a dark art, assuming others had dropped it as much as they had us. 

And then, for the ten year anniversary, I got something far different and more unexpected than Tin or Aluminum. I got a comment on this blog from someone I was pretty dead certain I'd never hear from again. 

Several days later, I had my first actual live back-and-forth contact. That happened two years ago today. 

Over the course of those two years, a great many life-changing things have happened, and while I can't say what the future holds, I have worked hard to return to a point where I am not as in need of my calendar markings to get through the days, nor wallow in the sad ones as much. I have worked to try and enjoy the happiness I still do not deserve, which is harder for me than it sounds. I have a paradoxical sense of debt and guilt for having gotten my wish, but I am aware enough of it to attempt to be grateful for it, and not ruin another gift out of a sense of guilt, as I always seem to do. Because I cannot live an uncomplicated life, being grateful and suppressing guilt seems to be paradoxically not working as well, as it dulls my sense of duty and observance. It feels rather like not visiting a dead relative who gave their last breath to ensure you live a free and happy life. If you're sad and grieving, they died for nothing - if you're out living, you're not showing the proper respect. Which is the appropriate point of data on this curve?

I imagine myself today talking to the me of two years ago. Oh, the things I could relate. Regardless of these things, though: good, bad, harrowing, exciting,  I'd been granted my wish. What it developed into is a story far too voluminous and emotional to recount here, but for the purposes of this post, it is a day worth marking twice on a calendar, to say the least. A goodbye and a hello, both laden with aftereffects that I will obsessively analyze for the remainder of my self-involved life. 

So here is a commemoration of that day two years ago, a day with a far-reaching, cataclysmic significance I was ignorant to at the time. I remain ignorant of the ultimate effects this day will have on the tapestry of my life (to steal from Star Trek in the most pretentious way possible,) but I really wish I could talk to a future me and find out.

But as the old adage goes, I suppose you must be careful what you wish for.(If you'd like to comment on &quot;careful what you wish for,&quot; please do it at &lt;a rel=&quot;nofollow&quot; target=&quot;_blank&quot; href=&quot;http://www.patrickcentral.com/zaxis/archives/000307.html#comments&quot;&gt;this web page,&lt;/a&gt; or I won't see it.)</description>
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         <title>[TRB] sundown on sunset drive is now available</title>
         <link>http://patrickcentral.com/music/2008/12/31/sundown-on-sunset-drive-is-now-available/</link>
         <description>&lt;p&gt;A collection of material from 2003-2004 is now available. It is called Sundown on Sunset Dr. The full page for this album, with downloads, is available &lt;a rel=&quot;nofollow&quot; title=&quot;Sundown on Sunset Dr album page&quot; target=&quot;_blank&quot; href=&quot;http://patrickcentral.com/music/albums/sundown-on-sunset-drive/&quot;&gt;here&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;All of the songs on this album have been available via the blog and this site for a while now &amp;#8211; so this is nothing particularly new, though for this album they have all been tweaked and remastered.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;If &lt;a rel=&quot;nofollow&quot; title=&quot;Twilight album page&quot; target=&quot;_blank&quot; href=&quot;http://patrickcentral.com/music/albums/sundown-on-sunset-drive/&quot;&gt;Twilight&lt;/a&gt; is a collection of B-sides, this is the album they belong to. The songs for both of these albums were created when I was living in Athens, GA, and the title of this album is a reference to the fact that I lived off Sunset Drive. The title track was the last song I made before packing up all my equipment to move away. It was a sunset to a long and formative period of my life and a period in which my music made huge leaps in quality. I started taking it more seriously, and learning more than fiddling around, and it paid off. It is also the period in which I posted it on this web site for the first time.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I had promised this album as a companion to Twilight before the end of the year, and I just barely made it. December 31st. UPDATE: I now realize that I never published this entry, so here is it Feb 10th, and unless you follow me on &lt;a rel=&quot;nofollow&quot; target=&quot;_blank&quot; href=&quot;http://twitter.com/patrickcentral/&quot;&gt;twitter&lt;/a&gt;, you&amp;#8217;d have no idea that this got done under the wire. Alas. &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;For those keeping score, the total number of albums jumped by 3 this year. There are two more albums coming in the first half of 2009: a collection of hilariously bad old stuff, from 1995-2000, and a collection of songs that I&amp;#8217;m genuinely somewhat happy with, from 2005-2007. If I&amp;#8217;m lucky, I&amp;#8217;ll get to some new material and some remixes as well, but I&amp;#8217;ve become pretty focused on getting the back catalog wrangled, so I can really move on to new things and not dejectedly poke at past work.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Anyway, this one&amp;#8217;s got some decent ones on it. As the &lt;a rel=&quot;nofollow&quot; target=&quot;_blank&quot; href=&quot;http://patrickcentral.com/music/licensing/&quot;&gt;licensing page&lt;/a&gt; states, you’re pretty much free to do whatever you want with it, as long as you aren’t making money off it. &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Enjoy.&lt;/p&gt;</description>
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         <title>[TRB] four years later</title>
         <link>http://patrickcentral.com/music/2008/10/26/four-years-later/</link>
         <description>&lt;p&gt;It&amp;#8217;s almost Presidential election day.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;After the last election day, I made a song to express my utter frustration with the results. I didn&amp;#8217;t publicise it too much, and in fact deliberately didn&amp;#8217;t comment much on it on its &lt;a rel=&quot;nofollow&quot; target=&quot;_blank&quot; href=&quot;http://www.patrickcentral.com/zaxis/archives/000129.html&quot;&gt;release post&lt;/a&gt;, because artists mixing in politics seldom goes over well. Also, I was simply numb and dejected.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I think that with this coming election, maybe I will elaborate on it, though, because this year&amp;#8217;s campaign has brought up a lot of the same passions as 2004&amp;#8242;s did.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;In 2004, when I made this song, I was still in disbelief at the series of events that had put George W. Bush in office in 2000. Whether you believe the Supreme Court acted properly, or the election was outright stolen, or somewhere in the varied and enormous in-between, it was certainly not a traditional election. It was not how we have practiced democracy to that point. The electoral college and the courts were never so heavily prominent.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I was never particularly enthusiastic about John Kerry as a candidate. He finally won me over from &amp;#8220;meh&amp;#8221; in the debates, but I was not passionate about him, and I simply hate the idea of being one of those people that votes against somebody. I&amp;#8217;d much rather be for somebody. That said, over the four years he&amp;#8217;d been in office I had come to despise everything Bush did or stood for, so I was in a pretty serious state of desperation, not to mention disbelief that the country was once again so bitterly divided, and not seeing the nonsense used to divide them. In place of discussion about real issues, reality took a backseat to political narratives.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;One of these issues close to me was the utterly dishonest and poorly executed war in Iraq. &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I absorbed political coverage like a sponge in 2004, and watched the election night coverage, as I had in 2000, well into the wee hours of the morning. As I did so, I became more and more despondent &amp;#8211; not because a guy I was only vaguely on board with was losing, but because it meant a blank check and a percieved pat on the back to a man I utterly despised, and this time, the true voice of the people wasn&amp;#8217;t in question.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Bush was winning. For real. He&amp;#8217;d used deplorable tactics to excuse and distract from his terrible record, would doubtlessly (and lo, has) commit far more blunders and jaw-dropping abuses of the country, but he was getting a clear majority of the votes. The people had spoken, though I still am completely baffled as to why they chose the way they did. &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;This put me in a bit of a state of mental chaos, as I have a fundamental bottom-line take of &amp;#8220;whoever wins according to the system agreed upon at the outset, that&amp;#8217;s the winner, done deal. Quit whining.&amp;#8221; Having so many decry Bush over the years as someone who didn&amp;#8217;t meet that requirement and snuck into office, I thought surely that after adding botched judgment after botched judgment to his repertoire, he would end up even more on the deficient side of votes, and this year we would make sure the office wasn&amp;#8217;t hijacked. That he was winning for real absolutely floored me. He didn&amp;#8217;t need to sneak in this time, he was being invited. By sixty million people.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I went into a pretty deep diversionary bender to try and distract myself from what I viewed to be another 4 years of grinding my teeth every day, and a missed opportunity to finally have some release from that. &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Towards the end of this bender, as the outrage and despair faded, the mantra shone through. He&amp;#8217;d won, legitimately (as far as vote counts) this time, and it was time to stop whining. So, my rage and frustration gave way to a profound sadness, for the troops and those in need over the next four years.  I couldn&amp;#8217;t keep hold of that, so I tried to vent it off into a song. &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;It&amp;#8217;s called &amp;#8220;four more years.&amp;#8221;&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;The lyrics are an abuse of soundbytes by our forty-third president, which I rationalized using in that the judicious use of damaging soundbytes was one of his more successful depraved campaign tactics.  I outlined what I considered to be his fearmongering, profiteering, duplicitious, irresponsible and divisive nature and effect on the country, and capped it off with my conflict: that despite all this, the will of the people must be heard. The lyrics:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;p&gt;All of us want peace&lt;br /&gt;
but resolutions mean little without resolve&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;We seek to protect Iraq&amp;#8217;s natural resources&lt;br /&gt;
And ensure those resources are used to threaten the American people&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;The game is over. We will remain in Iraq as long as necessary.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;To fight&lt;br /&gt;
and destroy&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;because our country is a battlefield&lt;br /&gt;
and a better quality of life will fade and die away&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;And we go forward with confidence&lt;br /&gt;
to implement the roadmap&lt;br /&gt;
and to reach that goal. &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;The work ahead is demanding&lt;br /&gt;
because we trust in the power of human freedom&lt;br /&gt;
but the voice of the people must be heard &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&amp;lt;crowds at the Republican National Convention cheer &amp;#8220;four more years&amp;#8221;&amp;gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;DIck Cheney: Thank you! &lt;/p&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt; &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;4 years since I created this, and I&amp;#8217;ve gotten way better at doing this evocative audio stuff &amp;#8211; yet I still feel the sadness that went into composing this as much or more than I do some of the more recent material, where the tools didn&amp;#8217;t get in the way.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;That sadness proved to be well founded &amp;#8211; over 3000 military dead since the election, botched catastrophe response, economic meltdown. I&amp;#8217;m going into this election hopeful, though, because I have someone to be for.  It&amp;#8217;s this difference that made me really want to explain where I was in 2004 in further detail. And with national polls hitting 10 point margins, and completely unprecedented early turnout, I&amp;#8217;m hopeful I never have to make a song like this again.&lt;/p&gt;</description>
         <author>Patrick</author>
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         <title>[TRB] twilight is now available</title>
         <link>http://patrickcentral.com/music/2008/10/25/twilight-is-now-available/</link>
         <description>&lt;p&gt;A collection of weak B-Sides from 2004 is now available. It is called Twilight. The full page for this album, with downloads, is available &lt;a rel=&quot;nofollow&quot; target=&quot;_blank&quot; href=&quot;http://patrickcentral.com/music/albums/twilight/&quot;&gt;here&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;All of the songs on this album have been available via the blog and this site for a while now &amp;#8211; so this is nothing particularly new, though for this album they have all been tweaked and remastered.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;This process took far longer than I would have liked, as I kept trying to tweak the original mix, and test it in every possible usage scenario, and buff every little bit into a perfect state of 1 or 0. I&amp;#8217;d probably still be at it, were it not for &lt;a rel=&quot;nofollow&quot; target=&quot;_blank&quot; href=&quot;http://www.jonathancoulton.com/2008/10/10/funny-story/&quot;&gt;this eerily and fortuitously timed post&lt;/a&gt; by the venerable Jonathan Coulton, on inadvertently releasing a mono mix of something he spent forever being a perfectionist about:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;p&gt;I’m sure I sweated like crazy over the stereo placement of this or that element during the mixing process, and then I just plastered over all those details with stucco, and turns out nobody really cares. Not even me, apparently. This is a lesson that I learned (or rather, failed to learn) many times over the course of Thing a Week: that thing you’ve been working on forever, buffing and polishing to get to that last 2% of excellence? It’s done. Finish it and move on.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;So, in that spirit, I&amp;#8217;m finishing this and moving on.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;As the &lt;a rel=&quot;nofollow&quot; target=&quot;_blank&quot; href=&quot;http://patrickcentral.com/music/licensing/&quot;&gt;licensing page&lt;/a&gt; states, you&amp;#8217;re pretty much free to do whatever you want with it, as long as you aren&amp;#8217;t making money off it. &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Enjoy.&lt;/p&gt;</description>
         <author>Patrick</author>
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         <title>[TRB] albums page!</title>
         <link>http://patrickcentral.com/music/2008/10/25/albums-page/</link>
         <description>&lt;p&gt;I&amp;#8217;ve wanted to sort the stable of songs I have up here into albums, polish them up, and post them that way for a while now, and that effort has finally begun. Each album will have a proper track order and cover art and such, instead of just hanging out in an amorphous list.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;To this end, I&amp;#8217;ve created an &lt;a rel=&quot;nofollow&quot; target=&quot;_blank&quot; href=&quot;http://patrickcentral.com/music/albums/&quot;&gt;Albums&lt;/a&gt; page, which allows for easy browsing of the album material, while the unruly &lt;a rel=&quot;nofollow&quot; target=&quot;_blank&quot; href=&quot;http://patrickcentral.com/music/downloads/&quot;&gt;downloads page&lt;/a&gt; and this blog continue to display everything as it is completed.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a rel=&quot;nofollow&quot; target=&quot;_blank&quot; href=&quot;http://patrickcentral.com/music/albums/a-room-of-ones-own/&quot;&gt;A Room of One&amp;#8217;s Own&lt;/a&gt; was created as a full album, so it&amp;#8217;s already up, and &lt;a rel=&quot;nofollow&quot; target=&quot;_blank&quot; href=&quot;http://patrickcentral.com/music/albums/twilight/&quot;&gt;Twilight&lt;/a&gt;, a collection of demos and B-material from about 5 years ago will be available shortly. &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;There are 2 more TRB albums that will be available by year&amp;#8217;s end, each featuring actual full songs, each roughly covering a block of years (2005-2006, for example.) Another album of B-sides, demos and rare material from before 2003 will be coming, but may not be complete in 2008.&lt;/p&gt;</description>
         <author>Patrick</author>
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         <title>[Choking Hazard] On Meeting Wil Wheaton</title>
         <link>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/ChokingHazard/~3/mhtLG5gmFSE/</link>
         <description>Sweet mother of hell. PAX 08 was one of the greatest experiences of my life. I've chosen to commemorate what was easily the most pivotal of moments in the form of a comic here.

Wil Wheaton is fucking awesome. This strip is reconstructed from photos of the event itself, culminating in &lt;a rel=&quot;nofollow&quot; target=&quot;_blank&quot; href=&quot;http://www.flickr.com/photos/patrickcentral/2824588520/in/photostream/&quot;&gt;this shot&lt;/a&gt; - yes, that is me with Wil fucking Wheaton. I had fully expected to completely lose the ability to marshal coherent thought, and expressed as much in a comment on &lt;a rel=&quot;nofollow&quot; target=&quot;_blank&quot; href=&quot;http://wilwheaton.typepad.com/wwdnbackup/2008/08/wil-wheatons-20.html#comment-128053486&quot;&gt;Wil's blog&lt;/a&gt;. As it turned out, despite a raging onset of Shaking-Hands-With-A-Fuck-Ton-Of-People-Ebola, and severe rib pain, Wil was a totally amazing, stand-up guy, and I managed to convey some very important things to him and not drool or scream uncontrollably even once. It was nawesome, which is the first born son of hawesome and awesome. The top of the h appears to be recessive.

I intend to have a properly gushing post over at the main blog about PAX in general, and how great it was basically having the internet coalesce in Seattle for a couple days. Jerry Holkins said better than I could have on the PA site, so this post will also feature many blockquotes from him. 

Anyway, Wil has popped up &lt;a rel=&quot;nofollow&quot; target=&quot;_blank&quot; href=&quot;http://patrickcentral.com/media/2008/01/27/a-dream-come-true/&quot;&gt;more&lt;/a&gt; &lt;a rel=&quot;nofollow&quot; target=&quot;_blank&quot; href=&quot;http://www.patrickcentral.com/zaxis/archives/000014.html&quot;&gt;than&lt;/a&gt; &lt;a rel=&quot;nofollow&quot; target=&quot;_blank&quot; href=&quot;http://www.patrickcentral.com/zaxis/archives/000033.html&quot;&gt;once&lt;/a&gt; on my blog as a source of great impact on my life, so meeting him was an important thing, and I wanted to commemorate it in a way beyond simply posting pics of he and I and going &quot;Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!&quot;

Although, &quot;Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!&quot;

Thanks, Wil. 

[dude, fist bump]

UPDATE: &lt;a rel=&quot;nofollow&quot; target=&quot;_blank&quot; href=&quot;http://twitter.com/wilw/statuses/916002645&quot;&gt;Holy&lt;/a&gt; &lt;a rel=&quot;nofollow&quot; target=&quot;_blank&quot; href=&quot;http://wilwheaton.typepad.com/wwdnbackup/2008/09/it-is-pitch-dar.html&quot;&gt;Crap&lt;/a&gt; This was actually seen by Wil. I would like to refer you all to Panel 1. And also &lt;a rel=&quot;nofollow&quot; target=&quot;_blank&quot; href=&quot;http://twitter.com/patrickcentral/statuses/916019822&quot;&gt;my response&lt;/a&gt; on twitter.</description>
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         <content:encoded><![CDATA[<img src="http://www.patrickcentral.com/comics/strips/ch19.jpg" alt=""/><br/><br />Sweet mother of hell. PAX 08 was one of the greatest experiences of my life. I've chosen to commemorate what was easily the most pivotal of moments in the form of a comic here.

Wil Wheaton is fucking awesome. This strip is reconstructed from photos of the event itself, culminating in <a rel="nofollow" target="_blank" href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/patrickcentral/2824588520/in/photostream/">this shot</a> - yes, that is me with Wil fucking Wheaton. I had fully expected to completely lose the ability to marshal coherent thought, and expressed as much in a comment on <a rel="nofollow" target="_blank" href="http://wilwheaton.typepad.com/wwdnbackup/2008/08/wil-wheatons-20.html#comment-128053486">Wil's blog</a>. As it turned out, despite a raging onset of Shaking-Hands-With-A-Fuck-Ton-Of-People-Ebola, and severe rib pain, Wil was a totally amazing, stand-up guy, and I managed to convey some very important things to him and not drool or scream uncontrollably even once. It was nawesome, which is the first born son of hawesome and awesome. The top of the h appears to be recessive.

I intend to have a properly gushing post over at the main blog about PAX in general, and how great it was basically having the internet coalesce in Seattle for a couple days. Jerry Holkins said better than I could have on the PA site, so this post will also feature many blockquotes from him. 

Anyway, Wil has popped up <a rel="nofollow" target="_blank" href="http://patrickcentral.com/media/2008/01/27/a-dream-come-true/">more</a> <a rel="nofollow" target="_blank" href="http://www.patrickcentral.com/zaxis/archives/000014.html">than</a> <a rel="nofollow" target="_blank" href="http://www.patrickcentral.com/zaxis/archives/000033.html">once</a> on my blog as a source of great impact on my life, so meeting him was an important thing, and I wanted to commemorate it in a way beyond simply posting pics of he and I and going "Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!"

Although, "Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!"

Thanks, Wil. 

[dude, fist bump]

UPDATE: <a rel="nofollow" target="_blank" href="http://twitter.com/wilw/statuses/916002645">Holy</a> <a rel="nofollow" target="_blank" href="http://wilwheaton.typepad.com/wwdnbackup/2008/09/it-is-pitch-dar.html">Crap</a> This was actually seen by Wil. I would like to refer you all to Panel 1. And also <a rel="nofollow" target="_blank" href="http://twitter.com/patrickcentral/statuses/916019822">my response</a> on twitter.<img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/ChokingHazard/~4/mhtLG5gmFSE" height="1" width="1" alt=""/>]]></content:encoded>
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         <title>[TRB] a room of one&amp;#8217;s own, week twelve</title>
         <link>http://patrickcentral.com/music/2008/07/24/a-room-of-ones-own-week-12/</link>
         <description>&lt;p&gt;And with this, the experiment pretty much ends. I have artwork on the way, and I have to decide on the order of tracks and such, but the week to week grind is done &amp;#8211; 10 tracks in 12 weeks. This will be the final track on the album, whereas the others might get rearranged for optimum in-sequence enjoyment.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;This is called &amp;#8220;One Last Dance.&amp;#8221;  It has a fake glockenspiel and fake acoustic guitars. If I may once again borrow a sentiment:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&amp;#8220;Our music is sampled, totally fake&lt;br /&gt;
it&amp;#8217;s done by machines, coz they don&amp;#8217;t make mistakes&amp;#8221;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&amp;#8211;KMFDM, &lt;em&gt;Sucks&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;No doubt about it, I suck too. It&amp;#8217;s been fun, folks &amp;#8211; watch this space for the downloads and such in the future, as well as a self-flagellating post-mortem on this whole experiment.&lt;/p&gt;</description>
         <author>Patrick</author>
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         <pubDate>Thu, 24 Jul 2008 06:05:34 +0000</pubDate>
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         <title>[Corrugated Media] Best spam comment ever</title>
         <link>http://patrickcentral.com/blog/2008/06/best-spam-comment-ever/</link>
         <description>I think because of the somewhat high profile inbound links to the meager content on this blog, it has become a target of spambots moreso than several of the other ones I maintain. Given the unusual nature of some of my entry titles, it&amp;#8217;s always entertaining what the AI for these bots comes up with [&amp;#8230;]</description>
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         <pubDate>Mon, 30 Jun 2008 04:54:31 +0000</pubDate>
         <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I think because of the somewhat high profile inbound links to the meager content on this blog, it has become a target of spambots moreso than several of the other ones I maintain.</p>
<p>Given the unusual nature of some of my entry titles, it&#8217;s always entertaining what the AI for these bots comes up with to say &#8211; often things like &#8220;Interesting post about the revolution will be mashed up. I recommended it to all my friends who are interested in Corrugated Media.&#8221;</p>
<p>I can see where the machine gathered this information and the construct &#8220;Interesting post about %x. I recommended it to all of my friends who are interested in %y&#8221; would probably make a lot of sense of a lot of blogs, and might get by the radar. It&#8217;s hilarious when it fails though, as it did spectactularly today:</p>
<p>&#8220;I read similar article also named evolution will be mashed up at  Corrugated Media, and it was completely different. Personally, I agree with you more, because this article makes a little bit more sense for me&#8221;</p>
<p>Bear in mind this AI is intelligent enough to somewhat pattern match titles of articles but NOT smart enough to pattern math the blog titles to see that he is agreeing with me more than myself. Apparently this article makes a little bit more sense than an IDENTICAL VERSION AT THE SAME LOCATION.</p>
<p>Aaaanyway, anyone who would like to DDOS <a rel="nofollow" target="_blank" href="http://64.22.110.2/">64.22.110.2</a>, enjoy. These people won&#8217;t stop until there&#8217;s some blowback, but I found this very amusing.</p>]]></content:encoded>
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         <title>[Zaxis] First of may, first of may</title>
         <link>http://www.patrickcentral.com/zaxis/archives/000303.html</link>
         <description>Well, it's the first of May, and all the components of a plan I hatched right before moving (that would be a month ago) have more or less come together, so here's the skinny:

Starting today, I'll be trying to create a whole new album in a &quot;short&quot; span. It'll be called &quot;A room of one's own&quot; for reasons that will be explained in detail later. The idea is to create 10 songs in 12 weeks - that's 3 months, starting the first of May. 

This idea obviously takes some inspiration from the venerable Jonathan Coulton's Thing A Week, but I am allowing myself 2 weeks of sucking hard and producing nothing, because I have found that ambitious tasks like this seldom pan out for me when they are projects for myself. For someone else, no problem. For myself, the follow through tends to peter out about a third of the way into something of this scale. This may well happen here, but we'll see. 

Speaking of Jonathan Coulton, I do hope you all got outside for a bit today. 

This process will be chronicled on the newly revamped TRB site, which still has broken navigation, but also has neato flash players and a slightly rebuilt header graphic, and is available here. The old version will remain at its current address until I iron out all of said navigation and flow issues. 

[i said I'm sick and tired of winter](If you'd like to comment on &quot;First of may, first of may,&quot; please do it at &lt;a rel=&quot;nofollow&quot; target=&quot;_blank&quot; href=&quot;http://www.patrickcentral.com/zaxis/archives/000303.html#comments&quot;&gt;this web page,&lt;/a&gt; or I won't see it.)</description>
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         <title>[Corrugated Media] halo twenty six</title>
         <link>http://patrickcentral.com/blog/2008/03/halo-twenty-six/</link>
         <description>So far on this blog, I&amp;#8217;ve been rather preoccupied with the wonders of the modern internet age &amp;#8211; the things that we can do now that we couldn&amp;#8217;t have dreamed of in the past. In most cases, I believe these things, these tools, are wondrous new means of communicating, sharing, and connecting with others on [&amp;#8230;]</description>
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         <pubDate>Fri, 07 Mar 2008 07:12:29 +0000</pubDate>
         <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>So far on this blog, I&#8217;ve been rather preoccupied with the wonders of the modern internet age &#8211; the things that we can do now that we couldn&#8217;t have dreamed of in the past. In most cases, I believe these things, these tools, are wondrous new means of communicating, sharing, and connecting with others on wide-band and niche levels, and unreservedly consider them good things. I suppose it&#8217;s roughly time to consider some of potentially negative impact of these new tools, then. But not really.</p>
<p>If you&#8217;ve lived under a rock for the past few years, or wonder why you don&#8217;t see as much Vinyl in the record shops these days, or why the Dead hasn&#8217;t come by on tour lately, you may be unaware of the supposed scourge of the music industry &#8211; online file sharing.</p>
<p>In short, file sharing can allow people to steal anything that is not physical. Whether it&#8217;s video, audio, text &#8211; if it can be reduced to 1s and 0s, it can be stolen wholesale and instantly copied in perfect clarity as many times as the world&#8217;s magnetic, optical and flash media can store. With 8 gigabyte microSD cards and terabyte hard drives readily available in big box consumer stores, this is a hell of a lot of copies. Consumer broadband is now providing the plumbing to allow these copies to reach these storage devices at breakneck speed.</p>
<p>The actual means of online file sharing is irrelevant to this particular article. As it is possible to steal copyrighted material via the Internet, those who hold lucrative copyrights have been actively pursuing those who do so, making file sharing even of legal materials a game of cat and mouse. The struggle for the water to continue to find the cracks has created many innovations in the way the typical person uses the Internet, but again, this is for once not the point of this article. The simple fact is, it&#8217;s possible, and it will continue to be possible as long as the copyright holders fight an engineering and philosophy battle using lawyers, who in addition to not being engineers or philosophers, are outnumbered by a ratio of several thousand to one. And these people employ a <em>lot</em> of lawyers.</p>
<p>So, if we accept that it&#8217;s possible to steal intellectual property, and it&#8217;s not particularly likely that that will change, what do we do? Sue anyone who transmits an mp3 via a network? Tried it. Implement punishing copy protection that cripples product and leaves consumers thirsty for blood? Tried it. Leave the world of the &#8220;<a rel="nofollow" target="_blank" href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Copyright_Clause">useful arts</a>&#8221; to anarchy? Give up on trying to sell anything that can be stolen so easily and quickly? That&#8217;s crazy!</p>
<p>Or is it?</p>
<p>I was directed to <a rel="nofollow" title="Better than Free" target="_blank" href="http://www.kk.org/thetechnium/archives/2008/01/better_than_fre.php">an article by Kevin Kelly</a> saying perhaps not, by the oft-praised-on-this-blog <a rel="nofollow" target="_blank" href="http://www.jonathancoulton.com/2008/03/05/1000-true-fans/">Jonathan Coulton</a>. You should go read it. It posits a simple and elegant set of conclusions to take from all of the premises above:</p>
<blockquote><p>When copies are super abundant, they become worthless.<br />
When copies are super abundant, stuff which can&#8217;t be copied becomes scarce and valuable.</p>
<p><strong>When copies are free, you need to sell things which can not be copied.</strong></p></blockquote>
<p>This is a more refined idea than the much-ballyhooed experiment by famed musicians Radiohead, when they allowed the unwashed masses of the internet to download their work, without copy protection, <a rel="nofollow" target="_blank" href="http://gizmodo.com/gadgets/digital-downloads/radiohead-offers-new-album-for-whatever-you-want-to-pay-305566.php">for whatever they wanted to pay</a>, down to and including a big fat nothing. While I applauded this initiative, it was too simplistic for my taste. It cut out middlemen, yes, but it it was still essentially just adding a degree of granularity to the shiny-rocks-for-property system. There was a premium package announced, wherein one received nice physical copies of the album as well, but this made the digital release appear more of a leak-prevention preemptive strike than a bona fide rethinking of the artist-consumer relationship. There was no license granted to share, no &#8220;free sample&#8221; to try out (aside from just paying nothing, which many did not want to do out of fear that those watching this experiment would point and say &#8220;See! The cheapskates don&#8217;t want to pay!&#8221;)  and most importantly, still no embracing of the above concept: sell what can&#8217;t be copied. Kelly&#8217;s &#8220;8 Generatives Better than Free&#8221; are a tremendous read, but one that Radiohead would have had to wait several months for.</p>
<p>Nonetheless, Radiohead inspired many artists, many pundits, and many fans to reevaluate the system. One of those artists was Trent Reznor of Nine Inch Nails, who shortly afterward announced NIN was going label-free. NIN had previously flirted with viral marketing that gave away tracks without copy protection, but <a rel="nofollow" target="_blank" href="http://idolator.com/tunes/nine-inch-nails/riaa-serving-as-vaccine-for-nine-inch-nails-viralmarketing-scheme-236931.php">sites that picked up on this and promoted the tracks</a> were shut down by the RIAA. It seemed Trent&#8217;s solution was to tell the RIAA their services were no longer needed.</p>
<p>Fast forward to this week.  Trent reveals his take on direct-to-consumer sales, building on Radiohead&#8217;s deluxe physical collection concept, and embodying many of Kelly&#8217;s qualities. The collection is all Creative Commons licensed, so fans are free to destruct and share and generally play with the material as long as they give credit and don&#8217;t try to cash in on it. There&#8217;s a 9 track free taste that is lighting up torrent trackers worldwide, as well as 4 very logically designed tiers of paid patronage, all building on the prior tier &#8211; the basic download, for those who are happy with slapping stuff on their portable device, the physical disc package, the deluxe physical package, and a 300 dollar package with lithographs and DVDs and a limited, signed run. Of course, no one would buy the crazy package, but it was nice the option was available, right?</p>
<p>Or perhaps it could <a rel="nofollow" target="_blank" href="http://www.drownedinsound.com/articles/3006424">sell out in one day</a>,  grabbing a tasty 750,000 dollar revenue stream from run of 2500. The linked article, and many others, pretend as if Trent will be taking a giant novelty check for 3/4 of a million dollars down to the bank this week. Obviously, he had to eat and power his equipment for the 10 weeks it took to create Ghosts I-IV, he had to fund the commerce engine on the site that sells the material, there are materials and manufacturing costs involved in this ultra deluxe package. These things will take a huge bite out of the 750 grand, but it makes for a more dramatic headline. However, this is still a pretty amazing chunk of cash coming his way, and it is far more likely that when all is said and done, the digital copies at 5 bucks a pop, and the 10 and 75 dollar editions will sell enough to be far larger in profits than the novelty check from the 300 dollar edition would have been. Why do I think that? Because I plopped down 10 bucks for something I won&#8217;t get until April, and this:</p>
<p><img src="http://patrickcentral.com/media/files/2008/03/nin.jpg" alt="Download"/></p>
<p>There&#8217;s a clear argument to be made here that this story is only applicable to those who already have massive audiences and fanbases. This is certainly the case for the more exotic packages NIN is offering, but I can think of <a rel="nofollow" target="_blank" href="http://www.paulandstorm.com">several</a> <a rel="nofollow" target="_blank" href="http://www.jonathancoulton.com">acts</a> doing fairly well off free samples and direct paid downloads, while making physical discs available to those like me who like to see album art and have a tangible result of a transaction. Allowing free copies to be made under the license the music is published under doesn&#8217;t seem to have killed them, and in fact has inspired a sense of goodwill and word of mouth advertising that is vital to their success.</p>
<p>On top of this, Wil Harris posts a story about <a rel="nofollow" target="_blank" href="http://wilharris.blogspot.com/2008/03/making-money-in-music-industry.html">a method acts of any size can use</a>:</p>
<blockquote><p>After the show, the band sells a gift back for £10 &#8211; a blank CD, sleeve liner and a PIN code. The next day, you can use the PIN code to download the whole performance from the night before in high quality, DRM free MP3 &#8211; then burn it to the blank CD you bought.</p>
<p>[...]<br />
With 25,000 people at a large gig like the O2, and just 10% of those buying the CD, that&#8217;s an extra $50,000 a night the band is making in CD sales. Who said paid-for music couldn&#8217;t prosper?</p></blockquote>
<p>Certainly not that crazy ass Kevin Kelly. You just have to sell something that can&#8217;t be copied, whether it&#8217;s a philosophy of goodwill, a set of lithographs, or a memory of a great show.</p>]]></content:encoded>
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         <description>I've considered changing this, but normally I'm not big on the &quot;brief intro for a link plus link = entry&quot; kind of entries, but this sent me into fits of hysterical laughter.

Escalator Sign via Fail Blog

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         <description>I made this comic on the rather quick and dirty end of the scale because I wanted to commemorate the 50th birthday of the Lego.

It's a true story. It's a little heavy on the video game references, but I'm okay with that. The backgrounds are utter crap, but as I said, it's a quick and dirty one.

Interestingly, the companion cube in the first panel was originally created for a canned comic that mashed up Portal with the news of Google's Android platform. They were 2 things I was obsessed with at the time, but the comic was hard to make and not all that funny.

Anyway, it's late now, but happy birthday LEGO!

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         <content:encoded><![CDATA[<img src="http://www.patrickcentral.com/comics/strips/ch18.jpg"><br/><br />I made this comic on the rather quick and dirty end of the scale because I wanted to commemorate the 50th birthday of the Lego.

It's a true story. It's a little heavy on the video game references, but I'm okay with that. The backgrounds are utter crap, but as I said, it's a quick and dirty one.

Interestingly, the companion cube in the first panel was originally created for a canned comic that mashed up Portal with the news of Google's Android platform. They were 2 things I was obsessed with at the time, but the comic was hard to make and not all that funny.

Anyway, it's late now, but happy birthday LEGO!

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         <title>[Corrugated Media] A dream come true</title>
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         <description>Lazy Blogger Bulletin: Apparently I&amp;#8217;ve been linked and rightly chided for a lack of updates by none other than Elizabeth Bear, whom my significant other and a personal hero have both been blogging about quite a bit recently. You have no reason to believe this post exists for any other reason than to cash in [&amp;#8230;]</description>
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         <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><strong>Lazy Blogger Bulletin:</strong> Apparently I&#8217;ve been <a rel="nofollow" target="_blank" href="http://matociquala.livejournal.com/1308798.html">linked and rightly chided</a> for a lack of updates by none other than Elizabeth Bear, whom <a rel="nofollow" target="_blank" href="http://christie-yant.livejournal.com/">my significant other</a> and <a rel="nofollow" target="_blank" href="http://wilwheaton.typepad.com/">a personal hero</a> have both been blogging about quite a bit recently. You have no reason to believe this post exists for any other reason than to cash in on this momentary intarwebs celebrity. However, I assure you it has existed in some form as a draft in my Gmail account for about 3 days now, since I encountered the site that spurred it. That&#8217;ll make more sense in a minute. Anyway, thanks, Ms. Bear, as it is possible Wil will read this, and I will atomize in utter geeky happiness. Also, you got me off my ass and writing, which I&#8217;m coming to understand is what people would pay <strong>you</strong> handsomely for, random denizen of the internet though you may be.</p>
<p>Without further ado:</p>
<p>It&#8217;s happening.</p>
<p>Let me step back a moment so that you have the faintest idea what &#8220;it&#8221; is.</p>
<p>When the WGA strike became a reality last year, I had a lengthy and involved discussion with <a rel="nofollow" target="_blank" href="http://christie-yant.livejournal.com/">Christie</a> about it. We discussed the ethics of royalties for content, the difficulties of negotiating in such a competitive industry, the impending Rise of the Hacks, etc.</p>
<p>At the time, it was my fervent hope that this experience would show quality content producers that they no longer need the entertainment distribution machine that has milked them so vigorously over the years. This is a belief I have had since I set up a video web site in about 2003.  To me, this trumped writers getting a fair shake of online distribution revenue &#8211; sure, I wanted them to get paid, and get back to making my shows, but in the grander scheme of things, I wanted them to realize that the world has changed since their last, crappy contract negotiation. They don&#8217;t have to play hardball, because they don&#8217;t have to play ball at all. As such, I&#8217;m sure I appeared against the writers to a degree during this time; this could not be further from the truth. I simply wanted them to reach higher.</p>
<p>My argument not being a pipe dream leaned heavily on  <a rel="nofollow" target="_blank" href="http://www.thedailyshow.com/index.jhtml"><span style="text-decoration:line-through;">The</span> A Daily Show site</a>, and the <a rel="nofollow" target="_blank" href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PzRHlpEmr0w">videos their writers made on strike</a>. Clearly, this wasn&#8217;t a tech-savvy media geek like me simply seeing all the pieces there. They were getting it.</p>
<p>I&#8217;ve been a fan of The Daily Show since about 1997, when it was hosted by Craig Kilborn. I saw a live taping of the show in 98, before Stewart even came into the picture. I remember watching Colbert&#8217;s first correspondent segment when it aired, and thinking &#8220;This guy will be amazing. I hope A. Whitney Brown mentors him in some fashion.&#8221; If you had told me during this time that they would eventually have an online storehouse of ~8 years worth of shows, browsable via a ubiquitous video streaming technology, all of which was feasible due to the widespread adoption of high-speed consumer broadband, advances in video compression technology, and cheap storage, I&#8217;d have hungrily bought whatever bridge or swamp land you were selling as well.</p>
<p>In anticipation of the strike, Viacom was able to put together this amazing digital storehouse not only for The Daily, but for Colbert&#8217;s solo masterpiece as well. Simultaneously, the striking writers were able to put up a video criticizing their corporate parent and deftly explain their stance, to the tune of half a million views plus. This is a step toward democratic media that warms the deepest cockles of my heart.</p>
<p>My hope was that upon receiving the audience they have with both their back catalog and their protests, they would realize that they had the tools they needed to circumvent the industry that was treating them in a way they weren&#8217;t happy with. This was the brass ring for me. To hell with DVD royalties, <a rel="nofollow" target="_blank" href="http://cinematictitanic.com/wpmu/">make the DVDs yourself</a>. Broadcast the shows on the web. The technology is now there. The audience is now there. The <a rel="nofollow" target="_blank" href="http://investor.google.com/releases/2007Q3.html">ad revenue</a> is now there. Instead of getting a better cut, I wanted them to bake their own pie.</p>
<p>Enter <a rel="nofollow" target="_blank" href="http://www.ucbcomedy.com/">http://www.ucbcomedy.com/</a></p>
<p>During a follow-up trip to NYC in 1999, I visited a little place called the <a rel="nofollow" target="_blank" href="http://www.ucbtheatre.com/ny/">UCB Theatre</a>.  I&#8217;d become a huge fan of their Comedy Central sketch show, and was in fact favorably comparing them to The Kids in the Hall and other far more well-known sketch groups &#8211; I loved their humor, I loved their style. When I heard they had an improv theatre, I demanded many, many stops there during my visit. It was amazing to see these people I had idolized on television playing a tiny ex-burlesque stage shut down during Guiliani&#8217;s crusade against hedonism. To sit 4 feet from someone you thought was one of the most talented people on television and have them ask you questions directly, be able to chat with them after the show &#8211; it was positively amazing in &#8217;99, and I&#8217;m glad to say it&#8217;s more possible but still as electrifying in 2008. For the record, I got an email back from JoCo about the last entry. Electrifying.</p>
<p>So, the UCB has continued their history of making me feel engaged with their work, as well as providing a handy example for me to use in dancing a jig and thinking that my dream may be coming true. They&#8217;ve got a setup that&#8217;s part Viacom&#8217;s Daily Show archive, and part <a rel="nofollow" target="_blank" href="http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/fd1b1c483f">Funnyordie.com</a> &#8211; but all awesome. This is the future of quality content. This is how you do things on your own &#8211; and they&#8217;ve got a pedigree.</p>
<p>These people came from the Improv olympics, got a shortlived TV show, opened a live theatre, and today have theatres on both coasts and a video sharing site with a roster of contributers that makes comedy geeks like me positively tingle.</p>
<p>Even though I was arguing for it last November, I was skeptical that this would actually happen. Seeing it happen, and at the hands of one of my favorite groups of content creators ever, makes me happier than I can convey in this kind of blog.</p>
<p>Now if only the striking writers would stick a UCB-created Poo Stick in Hollywood&#8217;s face, and bellow &#8220;Say I&#8217;m your momma!,&#8221; I&#8217;d be positively ecstatic.</p>]]></content:encoded>
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         <description>OMFG.

Fuck you, Mike Nelson.

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         <description>Well, I told a lot of people that I'd finally have my grand, much-blabbed-about-by-me site redesign up by the end of the year. 

The year nearly got away from me, but I managed to get a fully gussied up and mostly functional version ready yesterday, thus beating the end of the year deadline by some number of hours that my bleary eyes and exhausted brain could not calculate.

Anyway, behold! http://www.patrickcentral.com

It's Art Deco styled! It has enough drop shadow to kill a team of oxen in its tracks! It has widgety things!

For those of you who saw it and liked it, the &quot;Under Construction&quot; curtain that I put up for the 31st is available here.

This was an important deadline for me to make not only in a &quot;Jesus, you've been planning this for a year and a half&quot; kind of way, but also in a cyclical, sentimental way. My first &quot;real&quot; site, real in this sentence meaning &quot;hosted with an actual domain name I owned&quot; went live on January 1, 2001. (Yeah, 01.01.01, get it. IT'S LIKE THE DIGITS WHAT COMPUTERS USE FOR CIPHERING)

Anyway, here we are 7 years later, and I'm consolidating the insane myriad of pages I have, domains I have, into one central train station type setup - a concept that has been kicking around for years now. 

So, the concept has been around a while, the design has been bouncing around my head for over a year - it's not quite polished up yet, but it's nice to finally have something to poke at, and look at. 

I'm quite happy with it, and though I will be tweaking it some in the near future (replacing the Feeds window with a Colophon, etc) it is already so many times better than what was up there that I just want to boggle at it for a bit.

Anyway, not that this blog is good for much else, but that's the end of my self-promotion. Check it out. It glows blue.

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         <description>I am not sure if I could possibly agree more with anything in this world than this Glenn Greenwald post at Salon.

And as Glenn notes, Atrios does a wonderful job of exemplifying the point by hyperbole.

I've taken yet another job outside the profession I sat in classrooms for 4 years to be a part of, because I simply can't bring myself to look at the state it's in.

And if you think I'm bandwagoning, I made a comic about this a good long while ago.

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         <description>So, much of my time since the great cross-country move has been devoted to trying to secure a new job. I had intended to do this before moving, however, my old job decided to throw me a curveball and curtailed my seemingly courteous 2-month-plus notice into about 3 weeks. I understand why, and don't begrudge them, but it sure shot my planning all to hell. So, schedules got moved up. The move happened before the job, which meant that even after all the chaos of moving, I still had the hell of searching for a job lying in front of me.

I had an interview on the 15th with what would be a dream job for me - excellent company, good product philosophy, and a position I described in said interview as &quot;like going shopping for cakes, and finding one made entirely of icing.&quot;

It really is. It's UI design - what I liked most about my previous jobs, but was usually a side or afterthought, or just developed with such a deadline that I always felt it didn't get what it truly deserved. Thus, icing on a cake. This was a job that was all icing. Trust me, it makes sense.

I had to create a 45 minute presentation for this interview, which is not something I have ever had to do, and it took what seemed like the bulk of 4 days to prepare.

The preparation was worth it - if for no other reason than I now have some miscellaneous portfolio stuff resurrected and up for show.

Since the interview, I've had a lot of people wish me well, a lot of people who know companies like it or the area tell me I'm totally in. People who are simply friends back home cheering me on, with the usual &quot;they'd be crazy not to hire you&quot; kind of upbeat but ultimately air-filled puffery that I know I don't react well to when I'm genuinely on the line on something. 

I have had a rather caustic reaction to any such confidence or even speculation that assumes too much for my taste. This is because of who I am and my life's history of having the things that I'm really invested in not pan out. I found I was not alone in this feeling when years ago I saw the following on television, in a wonderful episode of The West Wing:



TOBY
Put it down. Everyone in this room let me have your attention, please. The law of our land mandates that Presidential appointees be confirmed by a majority of the Senate. A majority being half plus one for a total of what, Ginger?

GINGER
51.

TOBY
51 yea votes is what we see on the screen before a drop of wine is swallowed! Because there's a little thing called what, Bonnie?

BONNIE
Tempting fate?

TOBY
&quot;Tempting fate&quot; is what it's called. 
(Starts collecting champagne glasses from people)
In the three months this man has been on my radar screen, I have aged 48 years. This is my day of jubilee and I will not have it screwed up by what, Bonnie?

BONNIE
By tempting fate.


This is exactly the reaction I would have given the people who were so sure I was &quot;in&quot; before having seen that episode. Having seen it, I didn't even have to exert any effort - I could wholesale borrow the caustic pessimism so aptly exuded by Richard Schiff. I could rail on people prematurely celebrating on my behalf - not out of actual superstition, but knowing that the memory of the celebration would be all the more bitter to me if the job didn't pan out. 

Fate, it seems, was not so sorely tempted.

This Monday afternoon I found out I got the job, and after aging approximately 24 years in the 2 months I have been unemployed, it was finally my day of jubilee.

I don't start until mid November, which means I can finally have the vacation everyone has assumed I have been on - when in reality I have been stressing myself out, biting my nails and aging approximately a season a week for a while now. 

For anyone who may be reading this who has gotten the crabby side of me that was collecting champagne glasses, you may now drink up. That's what I've been doing, and why it's taken me 2 days to make a post about it.
 
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         <description>So, a long while ago now, I found this interesting article at the inimitable Jonathon Coulton&amp;#8217;s blog. I was all set to write about it, but then I had this issue with my blogging software. That caused a huge delay, as did moving my entire blagoweb over to WordPress. In so doing, though, I&amp;#8217;ve created [&amp;#8230;]</description>
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         <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>So, a long while ago now, I found this <a rel="nofollow" target="_blank" href="http://www.jonathancoulton.com/2007/10/12/guitar-hero-2-code-monkey/">interesting article</a> at the inimitable Jonathon Coulton&#8217;s <a rel="nofollow" target="_blank" href="http://www.jonathancoulton.com/">blog</a>.</p>
<p>I was all set to write about it, but then I had this issue with my blogging software. That caused a huge delay, as did moving my entire <a rel="nofollow" target="_blank" href="http://xkcd.com/181/">blagoweb</a> over to WordPress. In so doing, though, I&#8217;ve created this new media blog, and hosted it at CorrugatedMedia.com. I live in an era where I can do so in a weekend. I think this is unbelievably cool, which is why this blog exists.</p>
<p>Readers of this post should:</p>
<ul>
<li>Have a basic understanding of the gist of the game Guitar Hero</li>
<li>Be aware that through hacking the original game files, and rebuilding the game to be played on a modded system, one can add songs to Guitar Hero</li>
<li>Be aware of pro-public-domain pro-fair-use copyright reform organization <a rel="nofollow" target="_blank" href="http://creativecommons.org/">Creative Commons</a></li>
<li>Ideally have some knowledge of the existence of <a rel="nofollow" target="_blank" href="http://hijinksensue.com/2007/09/20/jonathan-coulton-zombie-fighting-troubadour-pt-1/">zombie-fighting troubadour</a> slash internet sensation <a rel="nofollow" target="_blank" href="http://jonathancoulton.com/">Jonathan Coulton</a></li>
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<p>So, to summarize for the technically uninitiated or lazy, through the use of modded Playstation2s and some rather clever applications, one can insert whatever song they wish into playable builds of Guitar Hero I and II. Most of these custom tracks are simply an mp3 of the song, with a pretty sloppy guess at tablature thrown in to make it seem interactive&#8230;a hack, at best, but it&#8217;s still nice to have <a rel="nofollow" target="_blank" href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QfFcIeDU-S8">Back in Black</a> as a playable track. While the Back in Black custom linked there actually has some good tabs (or &#8220;note chart&#8221; if you want to use the lingo of the custom makers,) many do not, and almost all suffer from a distinct audio challenge: sound separation.</p>
<p>One of the hallmarks of Guitar Hero&#8217;s gameplay is the fact that the music stops when you play it incorrectly. The vocals, drums, and sometimes other backing tracks keep going, but the guitar drops out entirely. This is crucial to the sensation that makes the game so addictive &#8211; that you&#8217;re really playing. That the show is all on you. If you screw up, the song doesn&#8217;t just keep humming along and dock you with a score penalty &#8211; the song dies, and you&#8217;re punished with harsh, dissonant squawks of shame for every misplaced note. It puts it all on you to perform well, and once you screw up for the first time, the long stretches where the song plays perfectly become a source of pride &#8211; even though they are ridiculously dumbed down from an actual guitar, and the controller only has one &#8220;string.&#8221;</p>
<p>This nod toward realism is a very difficult effect to achieve &#8211; it basically requires separate sound tracks, so the game can cut the guitar out, and overlay the squawks, while keeping the rest of the audio going. This is why many tracks in the Guitar Hero series were actually performed by an in-house cover band, as they could not obtain the master recordings, with the requisite separate audio channels. While by and large I have been astounded with the tolerability of these covers, here and there there are some absolute crimes &#8211; few worse than the vocals on Nirvana&#8217;s Heart Shaped Box in GH2, which we have perfection in both title and description for, courtesy Tycho at <a rel="nofollow" target="_blank" href="http://www.penny-arcade.com/2007/04/06">Penny Arcade</a>:</p>
<blockquote><p>Their Kurt Fauxbain is monstrous, and sounds like a mongoose being crucified. I don&#8217;t actually know what that sounds like, but I bet I&#8217;m close.</p></blockquote>
<p>This is a technical challenge that is going by the wayside for the official releases &#8211; as the series has gained popularity and credibility, they have found themselves able to gain access to more and more original recordings, but even in the newly-minted Guitar Hero 3, there are a lot of the dreaded &#8220;As made famous by&#8230;&#8221; tracks.</p>
<p>However, AC/DC&#8217;s <em>Back in Black</em> and Boston&#8217;s <em>Hooked on a Feeling</em> were the first two songs that leapt to my mind when I heard of Guitar Hero&#8217;s gameplay. I wanted them desperately. A cover version of <em>Hooked on a Feeling</em> was included in the first game, which woefully lacked the co-op lead/bass mode that this track truly deserved. <em>Back in Black</em> has yet to appear in any of the official releases, so a Custom track is the only way to go. But because the custom makers don&#8217;t have access to AC/DC&#8217;s master tracks, if you screw up, the song just keeps chugging along.</p>
<p>It&#8217;s still nice to have the song, but the hook of the game &#8211; the illusion of truly playing &#8211; is missing.</p>
<p>And this is simply the way it is for custom tracks&#8230;most of the time.</p>
<p>This brings us most of the way back to the inimitable Mr. Coulton&#8217;s post, but not quite yet.</p>
<p>Seems last year, he willfully put one of his brilliant Thing a Week songs, <em>Code Monkey</em>, up on the autopsy table in a <a rel="nofollow" target="_blank" href="http://www.quickstopentertainment.com/?p=2496">remix contest over at Quick Stop Entertainment</a>. As they note in the contest guidelines, the Creative Commons license terms require no one make any money off it, that they attribute derivative works to Coulton, and that they retain the same license on their work, so someone else can chop it up. This is a very important fact.</p>
<p>Coulton provided a very well labeled set of separated master tracks to the contest organizers, secure in the knowledge that this license would not cause people to reassemble these tracks and pirate them across the interwebs &#8211; a futile gesture anyway, as he has them available to listen to for free on his site. This is also a very important fact.</p>
<p>Now, finally, back to the article that got me tumbling down this rabbit hole. Months after this remix contest, a guy took these same separated master tracks, and created a custom Guitar Hero track with them. I found out about this off Coulton&#8217;s own page, and immediately went to the <a rel="nofollow" target="_blank" href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QcQe9IpfAa8">Youtube video</a>, prepared to be disappointed.</p>
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<p>Watch it. Look especially for the part at about 1:46. He&#8217;s edited out the squawks, but the guitar part drops, just like it should.</p>
<p>I managed to track down the creator of this custom track, Andy Sage, who gets lots of points from me not only for his selection in music, but for how he went about this process. He secured permission from Coulton before posting the track, despite the source materials being freely available in a remix contest, and all of Coulton&#8217;s music being under a license he was not breaking. Sage was under no legal obligation to contact Coulton and make sure he was cool with this, but he did so anyway, and that is the kind of attitude that makes this sort of license and culture really work. Tying this back to why I think this story is so cool is the fact that he was ABLE to contact Jonathan to do so. Try doing that with Bono.</p>
<p>Sage has obtained master tracks from a couple other artists, and translated them into the kind of Custom tracks that really shine &#8211; with preview audio, custom loading screen text, and accurate performer information in the playlist and venue flyby. You can see another example in <a rel="nofollow" target="_blank" href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XXVjGVA0dSg">this video</a>, again, with not only the artist&#8217;s permission, but them supplying the needed audio, which he retouched for a better GH experience. He says he intends to go around to various smaller bands&#8217; Myspace or other pages and see if he can secure more.</p>
<p>Not taking their work, and modifying it without their consent, but coming to them and saying, &#8220;Hey, would it be okay if I changed your work, and made it usable in a completely different way?&#8221; This, from someone who, to these artists, would just be some guy on the internet.</p>
<p>But I&#8217;ll bet he gets a bunch to go along with it, because he is producing something of quality, and putting it out there for the internet audience, without the primary aim being profit for himself &#8211; which, frankly, more artists could aspire to, and is part of the recipe of Coulton&#8217;s success.</p>
<p>So, let&#8217;s recap this.</p>
<ul>
<li>Artist gains popularity through word of mouth and open, casual internet distribution, made easy by ubiquitous broadband and emerging social aspect of web surfing.</li>
<li>Artist lends art to his newfound global audience without giving up the farm &#8211; still keeping people from profiting off his art, requiring credit where it is fairly due, and requiring everything that evolves from this art to maintain this philosophy, but not retaining an iron fist on the material&#8217;s use</li>
<li>Audience member directly contacts artist for permission to use this art in a completely different medium, which he receives.</li>
<li>Audience member creates an entirely new mutation on the art &#8211; converting it into an interactive form, using tools developed by the audience for another product.</li>
<li>Audience member / modder posts video of this modified work to ubiquitous video sharing site.</li>
<li>Artist links this video on his site, encouraging the rest of his audience to check out the derivative work, with thoughts about what this new form showed him about his art.</li>
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<p>Holy crap. Would you ever have dreamed, even 5 years ago? Holy <em>crap</em>.</p>
<p>There&#8217;s a circle of art there that has never existed in recorded history. Less draconian licensing attitudes and tools like YouTube and one-click blogging are allowing artists to find one another and comment on their work like never before.</p>
<p>To quote Andy:</p>
<blockquote><p>&#8220;I really can&#8217;t stress enough how much I feel that Internet distribution is the future of the music industry; artists like JoCo are the perfect example of how successful someone can be without any aid from the now-almost-defunct &#8220;big names&#8221; in the industry.&#8221;</p></blockquote>
<p>Jonathan himself chimed in on this a little while ago on <a rel="nofollow" target="_blank" href="http://www.jonathancoulton.com/2007/09/06/fake-female-me-is-busted/">his blog</a>:</p>
<blockquote><p>These days I’ve got a booking agent, a manager, a PR firm, a talent agent. Granted, they all came after I had generated a good bit of success on my own, but how far along this curve do I get to go and still say I’m an “independent musician?” Do I just mean “not signed to a label?” If I ever did sign with a label (I could still be convinced there were good reasons to do such a thing), surely they’d want me to keep doing all this fan interaction and internet stuff &#8211; but does all that then become completely corrupt? And I’m not fishing for reassurances here, it’s just that sometimes it’s hard not to see success as a kind of creeping inauthenticity.</p></blockquote>
<p>Despite being talented and visionary enough to get where he is via authentic, grassroots internet buzz, license his creative output in a way that allows fantastic derivative works, and then &#8211; instead of trying to lock down control on those works, or cease-and-desist them &#8211; gleefully direct fans to those derivative works, the man has a conscience about his success. Wow. Just wow.</p>
<p>Pretentious as it may sound, these are the people who will define a new era of media &#8211; based on almost instantaneous sharing of information, respect for one another&#8217;s work, and civility.</p>
<p>Pretty soon some band on MySpace will meet some director they like on YouTube and some&#8230;I&#8217;m not even sure what word to use for Andy&#8230;and there will be a song with a video and an interactive version, produced by a group of people who&#8217;ve never met, and probably never would have found each other without the internet.</p>
<p>Just wow. Welcome to the new media world, powered by blogs, forums, search engines, social networks, and the ubiquitous bandwidth and socially-minded engineering that allows them to exist and thrive. Welcome to the new culture, powered by people believing they have something to contribute, licenses that allow them to do so without being taken advantage of, and people simply not being jerks.</p>
<p>Now if you&#8217;ll excuse me, I&#8217;m going to go try Sage&#8217;s custom of Code Monkey on Amazing in <a rel="nofollow" target="_blank" href="http://fretsonfire.sourceforge.net/">Frets on Fire</a> &#8211; because it just takes a couple file renames to get a GH2 custom track working in FoF &#8211; a free Windows/Mac/Linux Guitar Hero clone, written by another random person on the internet.</p>
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         <description>Welcome to my new blog. It&amp;#8217;s a new media commentary blog, but don&amp;#8217;t expect me to use terms like Media 2.0 or Web 2.0 or Semantic Data Co-located Intertextualization. I&amp;#8217;m just going to be talking about the cool stuff that we can do with media now via the internet that would have been a complete [&amp;#8230;]</description>
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         <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Welcome to my new blog.</p>
<p>It&#8217;s a new media commentary blog, but don&#8217;t expect me to use terms like Media 2.0 or Web 2.0 or Semantic Data Co-located Intertextualization.</p>
<p>I&#8217;m just going to be talking about the cool stuff that we can do with media now via the internet that would have been a complete pipe dream as little as 10 years ago.</p>
<p>On that note, I&#8217;d like to present one of my favorite videos on the subject:</p>
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         <description>So, the last post may not seem all that informative - it was designed to simply be a test of the database, to make sure everything was functioning properly once again.

I'm going to leave it up, because even if it's for stupid technical reasons, I resolved a long time ago to never take down posts and delete history, and this would open up a precedent.

Aaaanyway.

So about a week ago the box on which patrickcentral.com lives was rebuilt by my hosting company, in a process that did not go too well. You can read about it at this link, but it requires you to create an account on the forums, which I doubt anyone reading this will do. 

Long story short, they broke the hell out of Perl in the process of rebuilding stuff, and a lot of my homemade perl image compositing scripts got broken. This was fixed quickly, which was good, because I was directing a potential employer to one to see how awesome I was at creating perl image compositing scripts.

What was also broken, unbeknownst to me, but now knownst to me and as such becoming knownst to you, was my blog software, which is driven by mostly perl scripts.

What followed this becoming knownst to me was a harrowing series of ultimately fruitless support tickets, and ended with me upgrading the software and then manually hacking about 10 separate files - all of which will be broken again the next time Six Apart decides to push out some new version, but I'm back. 

And there's a new comic to prove it. 

This experience has gotten me once again dangerously close to jumping ship to Wordpress, because I have just never had to put up with this crap on the several Wordpress installs I've set up. Maybe its a PHP vs Perl thing, I dunno - I always liked Perl, but this shit is getting out of hand. Perl simply cannot be this fragile in a production environment, even on my shitty little corner of the internet.

Also, I absolutely hate Movable Type 4's new interface, which was one of the few ways I still considered it superior to Wordpress.

Then again, Lazy Patrick wants to chime in here and point out how much work would be involved in converting this blog, the comic, and their respective layouts and feeds and whatnot into a Wordpress system. 

In fact, in my mind, he does so, and then brandishes a gun. I balk momentarily, and then he hides it and shows me a bag of Doritos and an ice cold Pepsi.

I cautiously reach for the Doritos. 

He smiles, and puts the gun away again. At least for a while. 

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         <description>First off, if you don't know who Ron Popeil is, &lt;a rel=&quot;nofollow&quot; target=&quot;_blank&quot; href=&quot;http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ron_Popeil&quot;&gt;Wiki Thyself&lt;/a&gt;.

Now that you're up to speed on Ronco, today I'd like to present a comic about vengeful, murderous French chefs/entrepreneurs. Yep. Once again, they said it couldn't be done.

It may interest Choking Hazard trivia nuts to note that Chef #2, or &quot;Meek Chef&quot; as we called him on the set, also played &quot;Eclair Chef&quot; in &lt;a rel=&quot;nofollow&quot; target=&quot;_blank&quot; href=&quot;http://www.patrickcentral.com/comic/archives/full/102205-i_don.html&quot;&gt;CH#6&lt;/a&gt;. He was a lot shinier and more time consuming to render back then.

The origin of this strip is an interesting one - I had a sort of daydream/hallucination about a pointed argument taking place in the kitchen, and in giving up on civil discussion, I said to one of the participants, &quot;Bring me the murder scoop.&quot;

This was such a hilarious phrase to me that I knew it was destined to become a comic punchline. I didn't know what a joy it would be to spend the next day brainstorming on it with Christie - fleshing out the backstory, choosing the exact right real-world utensil to set the joke up - we landed on garlic press, I think partially out of gruesomeness, but melon baller, cheese grater, and my favorite, fish fork, were all contenders.

This is the first comic that I have to share the credit on, and I can't say how good that feels.

But wait! There's more!

...no there's not.

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         <content:encoded><![CDATA[<img src="http://www.patrickcentral.com/comics/strips/ch17.jpg"/><br/><br />First off, if you don't know who Ron Popeil is, <a rel="nofollow" target="_blank" href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ron_Popeil">Wiki Thyself</a>.

Now that you're up to speed on Ronco, today I'd like to present a comic about vengeful, murderous French chefs/entrepreneurs. Yep. Once again, they said it couldn't be done.

It may interest Choking Hazard trivia nuts to note that Chef #2, or "Meek Chef" as we called him on the set, also played "Eclair Chef" in <a rel="nofollow" target="_blank" href="http://www.patrickcentral.com/comic/archives/full/102205-i_don.html">CH#6</a>. He was a lot shinier and more time consuming to render back then.

The origin of this strip is an interesting one - I had a sort of daydream/hallucination about a pointed argument taking place in the kitchen, and in giving up on civil discussion, I said to one of the participants, "Bring me the murder scoop."

This was such a hilarious phrase to me that I knew it was destined to become a comic punchline. I didn't know what a joy it would be to spend the next day brainstorming on it with Christie - fleshing out the backstory, choosing the exact right real-world utensil to set the joke up - we landed on garlic press, I think partially out of gruesomeness, but melon baller, cheese grater, and my favorite, fish fork, were all contenders.

This is the first comic that I have to share the credit on, and I can't say how good that feels.

But wait! There's more!

...no there's not.

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         <description>jesus christ what an ordeal

*update* comments are broken, but that is the least of my worries.

*update* comments are no longer broken, but remain butt-ugly. On the bright side, they've been re-captcha'd, which is a cool idea.(If you'd like to comment on &quot;this is a test,&quot; please do it at &lt;a rel=&quot;nofollow&quot; target=&quot;_blank&quot; href=&quot;http://www.patrickcentral.com/zaxis/archives/000293.html#comments&quot;&gt;this web page,&lt;/a&gt; or I won't see it.)</description>
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         <description>So, I made fun of Halo 3 over at the comic.
 
Sorry for the duplication, for those of you who subscribe to the All-Patrick UltraFeed. For those of you who do not, why not!? It's more Me than you could possibly ever want, all mashed up and extruded into tasty and delicious sausage form. It's my digital life, served up to you trough-style. 

Surely this convenience entices you. 

Anyway, I needed to vent something creative out of the flood. I'm not sure if I feel any better than I did before I started, but it's damn nice to be able to go from concept to delivered comic in less than 3 hours. 

It's been a bit of a day, you see.

Anyway, goodnight out there in internet land.

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         <description>Ahhhh, launch week for a new Halo game.

I have only played through the first one, and only did that on the PC. But I read a lot, and you can't be sentient and marginally interested in video games in this country without being completely overwhelmed with Halo 3 marketing, opinion, or just plain &quot;Dear God, they made 170 million dollars in a day&quot; news.

I'm familiar with the story up to the third game, thanks to an &lt;a rel=&quot;nofollow&quot; target=&quot;_blank&quot; href=&quot;http://forums.xbox.com/14748829/ShowPost.aspx&quot;&gt;obsessive post&lt;/a&gt; linked by Gabe at &lt;a rel=&quot;nofollow&quot; target=&quot;_blank&quot; href=&quot;http://www.penny-arcade.com/2007/09/24&quot;&gt;PA&lt;/a&gt;.

I generally agree with Gabe, it's a cool story, but the game (at least the first one) does a horrid job of telling it. Nonetheless, having caught up, I know there are more sections of Halo 2 that involve fighting back hordes of Flood.

&lt;strong&gt;No thank you.&lt;/strong&gt;

The Flood portion of Halo 1 completely ruined an experience I was willing to rate much better than I expected. In the interest of full disclosure, I'm not actually aware if Halo 3 has a Flood level, as I don't have a 360. The stench of this kind of time-sink annoyance reaches out from the first game, wraith like, and makes me suspicious of each further entrant in the series.

The marketing effort for this game is unprecedented, and it's already had the biggest launch of any entertainment product, well, ever. Kudos, Bungie and Microsoft, without sarcasm. It seems like a nice game, and I'm glad for your success, I simply cannot afford to play it at the moment, so I'm taking a quick potshot at the ads that are coating my entire world this week. Much like a certain parasite did a certain level of Halo 1. Just saying.

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         <content:encoded><![CDATA[<img src="http://www.patrickcentral.com/comics/strips/ch16.jpg"/><br/><br />Ahhhh, launch week for a new Halo game.

I have only played through the first one, and only did that on the PC. But I read a lot, and you can't be sentient and marginally interested in video games in this country without being completely overwhelmed with Halo 3 marketing, opinion, or just plain "Dear God, they made 170 million dollars in a day" news.

I'm familiar with the story up to the third game, thanks to an <a rel="nofollow" target="_blank" href="http://forums.xbox.com/14748829/ShowPost.aspx">obsessive post</a> linked by Gabe at <a rel="nofollow" target="_blank" href="http://www.penny-arcade.com/2007/09/24">PA</a>.

I generally agree with Gabe, it's a cool story, but the game (at least the first one) does a horrid job of telling it. Nonetheless, having caught up, I know there are more sections of Halo 2 that involve fighting back hordes of Flood.

<strong>No thank you.</strong>

The Flood portion of Halo 1 completely ruined an experience I was willing to rate much better than I expected. In the interest of full disclosure, I'm not actually aware if Halo 3 has a Flood level, as I don't have a 360. The stench of this kind of time-sink annoyance reaches out from the first game, wraith like, and makes me suspicious of each further entrant in the series.

The marketing effort for this game is unprecedented, and it's already had the biggest launch of any entertainment product, well, ever. Kudos, Bungie and Microsoft, without sarcasm. It seems like a nice game, and I'm glad for your success, I simply cannot afford to play it at the moment, so I'm taking a quick potshot at the ads that are coating my entire world this week. Much like a certain parasite did a certain level of Halo 1. Just saying.

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         <title>[Zaxis] This is what happens, Larry</title>
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         <description>This is what appears in your bill when you move across the country.

UPDATE: It has been brought to my attention that I look like an idiot for not checking my roaming plan before moving. I should have noted - none of this roaming actually cost me anything, as I have free country-wide roaming. Each of these rows has a charge of 0.00. I didn't get screwed by the phone company, I just found this a fascinating way to document my journey. I can easily see how it would seem like I'm crying because I got dinged for a lot of roaming fees, though, so I'm amending this. Not the case, I just liked how it did an unconventional job of drawing the little dotted red line marking my trip across the country.



In other, vertigo-inducingly-unrelated news, I registered the domain laserbaytwo.com, for almost no apparent reason.

Also, it appears I just now remembered I have a blog. Hi! Won't you come over for tea?

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         <description>The following is going to be hard to make heads or tails of if you haven't read a certain book. And even then, it could be hard. Tough. 

&quot;Take that, gravity.&quot;

This is something I've said privately to myself at the precise moment of takeoff - the very second the rear landing gears lift off the ground, every single time I have flown anywhere, ever. Except once. 

It's a fascinating feeling to me, not just in a sensory way, but in an intellectual way - I mean, with all the force I can muster, I can make myself jump maybe 3 and a half, 4 feet in the air, for half a second. Despite appearances, I weigh considerably less than a commercial aircraft full of hundreds of people, their luggage, and a galley full of pretzels to placate them. The force necessary to completely escape the pull of gravity while hauling that much, and then remain buoyant all the way to Poughkeepsie, or whereever, somewhat blows my mind. The fact that we as humans have devised and built machines that do it so routinely makes me want to absolutely celebrate and jeer at nature, as evidenced by the above quote. I like it when we win. 

I've never cared much for the oft-quoted end of Reagan's Challenger speech, which is in and of itself quoting liberally from a poem called High Flight by John Gillespie McGee (which, to get all tangental and me about it, apparently rips the line I dislike so much from a poem published several years earlier. But I'm getting ahead of myself.) 

I have such conflicting feelings about this poem, because the first line, &quot;Oh! I have slipped the surly bonds of earth&quot; - I could have a passionate European romance with this line, for reasons you now understand. It would be better if &quot;of earth&quot; were &quot;of gravity,&quot; for general applicability, but overall I still absolutely love it. A mixture of poetry and anthropomorphizing elemental concepts of physics in a triumphant and defiant celebration of human ingenuity and exploration. I'm totally there. 

The second quoted line, though - &quot;and touched the face of God&quot; -  ruins it for me. Setting aside the larger question of whether God exists and is in fact using the earth's thermosphere to put on his contacts, visiting space is not touching his face. This doesn't even make the slightest bit of sense to me, and the rest of this paragraph is a rant to that effect. God would have to be, like, shaving with the Blue Ridge Mountains as a razor for that image to make any sort of quasi-literal sense to me, and in a figurative sense, I have absolutely no context for what it indicates spiritually to have touched the face of God. It could just as easily be &quot;I have peeled the scab of God&quot; and presuming it is not a literal meaning, I have absolutely no idea what this is supposed to imply. I'd go so far as to call it sophistry, which is a word I have been grateful to know for nearly 10 years now, as it succinctly expresses something I have hated for 10 years before that. Sure, it sounds profound and spiritual, but even within that spiritual framework it doesn't even make any sense, at least to me. Wow, I kinda got all over there, and wayyyyy off the point of this post. Without even having touched the face of God.

Anyway, that one line, when it hits me, poisons a great mixture of lyricism and expression with something baseless and nonsensical, and that, I find, is an absolute tragedy, as there is some great stuff in the poem, and one line causes me to resist it all. 

This resistance also comes despite the fact that Reagan chose bookend excerpts, which I do frequently with all manner of source material on this very blog. I find it's a good way to basically say &quot;The content of this post is similar to that of the content between the quoted points in something else.&quot; At this point it may be helpful to imagine I am winking at you.



That first line, though, it's a killer. As I said, I've celebrated that same sort of neener-neener mentality every time I have ever taken off in a plane, except one. 

That one time, I was entirely too preoccupied with opening a card I'd been given only moments before, and had been instructed to open upon takeoff, presumably in order to do so in sync with She who Gave it to Me, who for the purpose of this post I believe I shall call Jane.

The contents of the card I shall leave out for personal reasons, and to satisfy my internal quota for crypticism, but suffice to say I cling to it very dearly during the stressful time I now find myself in. 

It's not quite a Luxor token, as these things go, but it's the only thing to ever make me miss a chance to strut and caw in the face of all reason and physics, as the seemingly impossible and definitely improbable routinely took place all around me. This should say something.

Now, I look down the barrel of the hardest part of my life to date - packing it all up, turning my back on it, and going somewhere new. Taking a chance on adventure and love. 

The thing is, I am not particularly scared. I have let go of outcome. I have a token to get me through this hard part, and it in itself is a reminder that I've already won, because I've got someone who doesn't care how this goes, and will invent some sort of ridiculous dance with me anyway. 

This is what I found this past weekend. None of the fine details matter, because I've already won. Over the past couple months I've found myself emotionally up and down, slugged repeatedly, on the brink of losing it several times, and I kept coming back.

This weekend, though, I saw the arms go up. 

Touchdown.

This weekend, I sneered derisively at probability and physics.

Take that, gravity.

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         <description>This is the kind of thing that gets me all hot and bothered.

Yeah, it's a documentary about a typeface. Not a font, a typeface. This predates fonts. It's 50 years old. Sure, that's younger than Times New Roman, or Palatino or most any of the big names from Monotype and Linotype, which were type foundry industry giants I like to pretend were involved in a bloody and operatic battle of wills similar to that of Edison and Tesla. However, in that shorter span of time, Helvetica has taken on a hell of huge percentage of what you could laughably call the &quot;market share&quot; of ANYTHING PRINTED IN ANY ROMANCE LANGUAGE AND ALSO FUCKING CYRILLIC. Plus, I just like it. Serifs, as far as I am concerned, can largely go to hell.

Yeah, I'm a huge fucking nerd. 

You want a piece of me?

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         <description>I don't know why I keep posting topical things when there's so much going on in real life, but here I am anyway.

This blog runs on the back of Movable Type, which is the first blogging software I ever came across, and which I have continued to support and use even through their licensing fiasco and the increasing ease of use and functionality of their primary competitor, Wordpress.

I had done a manual edit-resave-archive process on my website framework for years, and so software that actually did all the drudgery for you was a complete revelation to me. This was before blogging was something they talked about on the nightly news - I saw it merely as an automation of what I'd been doing anyway, though I could definitely see how it had the potential to unlock mass publishing for everyone who could manage basic double clicking.

Movable Type's been through its trials and tribulations, as I pointed out - they were woefully behind on comment management at a time when comment spam spiked, and at this same moment unveiled a wildly unpopular licensing scheme to try and make some money off their work. I narrowly escaped being affected by this licensing scheme through a cunning combination of laziness in updating and taking advantage of the fact that they brokered a compromise with the Pitchfork crowd and delivered a free 3-blog-one-author version. This solved my needs - though I was upset at the limitations, it did what I expressly needed and I had become accustomed to it. Others, however, were outraged. That moment raised the notoriety of Wordpress considerably, and with some of the hosted solutions gaining steam and benefiting from a collected userbase (Livejournal, then basically all social network sites that let you write, though I hate calling those 'blogs,' especially Myspace,) MT had been playing catchup for some time.

They still are, really, even with TypePad and Vox and the updates they've made to their software. Every new blog I've helped friends bring to life has been Wordpress. I have stayed with MT this far because for my own purposes I'm used to it, and I personally find WP's template editor maddening.

I'm currently typing this into version 3.34, which finally got some good comment management, but still was ripe for spam to overrun it. I'm using the Scode plugin to provide captchas to counteract that, and an autosave plugin to satiate my now-hair-trigger rage at webapps that don't autosave my work. Six Apart, you can thank Google for my newfound intolerance. 

Anyway, with these two plugins, I finally have little to bitch about with MT. I don't have to screen out the spam, the Captcha does a wonderful job of that, and MT's default junk comment system allows me to delete them en masse very efficiently. I haven't lost any writing in some time thanks to the autosave plugin. I find it annoying that I need to rely on the third party developer community to get to what I consider &quot;adequate,&quot; but as I'm not paying them anything, I suppose it's not my place to get too cranky. 

So, being that I finally have an attractive and functional system I can't bitch about, I had to log in to a Six Apart News post of: &quot;MT4: Time To Give It A Try.&quot;

I'd read that they were going back open-source and generally free a while back, and had resisted the urge to check it out, because...well, it finally worked right, and they would probably change stuff.

I've gone ahead and set up a test doodle blog, though, as I cannot resist authoritative headlines like &quot;Time To Give It A Try.&quot; So far, I'm not a huge fan. They've rolled in some important features, like autosave on posts, and the ability to easily create static pages, which have been standard issue in Wordpress for some time. Their new template editor is absolutely fantastic, allows drop-down inserts of the cumbersome-to-remember special tags, and color codes the template code for easy readability. 

But the administration UI is sluggish, harsh on the eyes, and though it claims to be customizable, I'm not immediately seeing how. My issue with Wordpress is that the admin UI never did it for me, and unfortunately it seems they have run in that direction in MT4. Slow, blocky DHTML menus seem to be what is on the offer in MT4, and it's a shame, because MT3's admin UI was for the most part a thing of beauty. Narrow, perhaps, given the average monitor these days, but quite good. This new thing is like a demo for a new browser standard, and while I assume they will polish the chrome before release, it makes testing it very annoying for me. 

Anyway, testing 4 beta 5 has made me yearn for the elegance of my somewhat-modified 3.34, and so I came running back to it, and that caused me to begin writing.

This is hardly a review, and I may even have some facts wrong about when they introduced certain features - I have always been very behind the times on my MT installation, because they tend to monkey with shit a lot and blog writing is very ritualistic for me. Screws me up if the candles are all gradient-ified now and the gold trimmed gown has the pockets on the left side now. Anyway, as I play with it further, a more detailed examination of MT4 will be forthcoming, as will the decision about whether to migrate to it.

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         <description>This is in anticipation of the summer blockbuster season, which, if anyone says began with Spiderman 3, I will cut them.

Not a lot of Lego in this one, but I had an idea I liked and felt like it had been too long since I did a comic.

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         <content:encoded><![CDATA[<img src="http://www.patrickcentral.com/comics/strips/ch15.jpg"/><br/><br />This is in anticipation of the summer blockbuster season, which, if anyone says began with Spiderman 3, I will cut them.

Not a lot of Lego in this one, but I had an idea I liked and felt like it had been too long since I did a comic.

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         <title>[Choking Hazard] Think different, just like us</title>
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         <description>With much love to John Hodgeman, who plays the PC in the annoying commercials this comic is based on, and is an avowed Mac fan.

I don't have a problem with avowed Mac fans. What I have a problem with is their contention that their system's relative security is somehow based on an innate immunity or ideological difference in design, rather than the fact that their systems are strictly limited in their construction, more expensive, and simply not prevalent enough to warrant the serious attacks other systems face. This is not to say that the popularity of those other systems is deserved or something to brag about, but the fact is it does garner them more attention from the miscreants of the world.

When you're already dealing with a set of hardware combinations numbering in the trillions, it's apples and flux capacitors to try and compare the smoothness of function of that operating system with one that is expressly written to run on an incredibly limited set of hardware that is known in explicit detail by those writing the operating system. Add to this the greatly increased number of people looking to exploit this already considerably more difficult to maintain system (due to hardware flux,) and it's a miracle Windows runs at all. To smugly compare this to a packaged, closed, hardware-software system that is routinely junked every couple of years, to fanfare and drooling New-Hotness lust, is intellectual folly, and yet it has become the centerpiece of a national marketing campaign.

I don't mean to bring such hate for the Mac - I've said multiple times if they'd add a right mouse button to the Intel Mac notebooks and drop the price by about a grand, I'd be there in a second. But they won't do that, because cache is worth more than market share, and if they had market share, they might encounter some of the same problems that they laugh off. Demands for open systems, demands for parts, attacks on your userbase; this is a scary world that is better left to people who can't get the good industrial designers to cloak iterative, brand-enslaving products in shrouds of ceramic &quot;cool.&quot;

I'm agnostic towards Microsoft. I think if you really think about the technological difficulties in making an operating system run on as well as it does (which isn't that well) on that many possible hardware combinations, from any manufacturer, you have to admit it's an engineering marvel. I will also happily admit that because of its staggering scope, it's full of really bad holes, and that scope is no excuse. If you say you can handle the scope, handle it, or limit the scope of your product. To be fair, they are plugging those holes little bit by little bit, but they have a huge number of people poring over an ever-increasing body of code looking for little slip ups to exploit, and every fixed hole tends to lead to 2 new ones. I think they could do a much better job at preventing the slipups, but I don't blithely dismiss what they have accomplished, either.

However, it is this nigh-unfathomable complexity that Microsoft has claimed they can straddle that makes Windows crappy - not Microsoft not being &quot;alternative&quot; enough, or Apple hogging all the coolness and sound thinking in the universe. So, phrasing the debate in an ideological sense makes sense from a marketing standpoint, but from a technical standpoint I say it's flat-out fraud. Microsoft and Apple exist to make money for stockholders. Trying to say that your product works better because its infused with Coolonium and your engineers wear khakis, and you want to sell it to increase the happy particles in the world, when in reality it works better because you have taken on a ridiculously less difficult technical challenge, and you're selling it for the exact same reason, is pure marketing spin, from a company with an excellent marketing background.

Compare the ads:
William H Macy tells you windows server runs businesses, in an uninspiring voiceover, while some marginally inspiring but contextually baffling pictures appear, all without mentioning a competitor.

Apple trots out a punch and judy show to try and re-frame the debate in terms of who is the stuffy, corporate &quot;Man&quot; and who is the hip, free youngster, ignoring the technological basis for the comparison - a comparison OF TECHNOLOGIES.

Yeah, that's excellent marketing, and excellent marketing is excellent manipulation.

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         <content:encoded><![CDATA[<img src="http://www.patrickcentral.com/comics/strips/ch14.jpg"/><br/><br />With much love to John Hodgeman, who plays the PC in the annoying commercials this comic is based on, and is an avowed Mac fan.

I don't have a problem with avowed Mac fans. What I have a problem with is their contention that their system's relative security is somehow based on an innate immunity or ideological difference in design, rather than the fact that their systems are strictly limited in their construction, more expensive, and simply not prevalent enough to warrant the serious attacks other systems face. This is not to say that the popularity of those other systems is deserved or something to brag about, but the fact is it does garner them more attention from the miscreants of the world.

When you're already dealing with a set of hardware combinations numbering in the trillions, it's apples and flux capacitors to try and compare the smoothness of function of that operating system with one that is expressly written to run on an incredibly limited set of hardware that is known in explicit detail by those writing the operating system. Add to this the greatly increased number of people looking to exploit this already considerably more difficult to maintain system (due to hardware flux,) and it's a miracle Windows runs at all. To smugly compare this to a packaged, closed, hardware-software system that is routinely junked every couple of years, to fanfare and drooling New-Hotness lust, is intellectual folly, and yet it has become the centerpiece of a national marketing campaign.

I don't mean to bring such hate for the Mac - I've said multiple times if they'd add a right mouse button to the Intel Mac notebooks and drop the price by about a grand, I'd be there in a second. But they won't do that, because cache is worth more than market share, and if they had market share, they might encounter some of the same problems that they laugh off. Demands for open systems, demands for parts, attacks on your userbase; this is a scary world that is better left to people who can't get the good industrial designers to cloak iterative, brand-enslaving products in shrouds of ceramic "cool."

I'm agnostic towards Microsoft. I think if you really think about the technological difficulties in making an operating system run on as well as it does (which isn't that well) on that many possible hardware combinations, from any manufacturer, you have to admit it's an engineering marvel. I will also happily admit that because of its staggering scope, it's full of really bad holes, and that scope is no excuse. If you say you can handle the scope, handle it, or limit the scope of your product. To be fair, they are plugging those holes little bit by little bit, but they have a huge number of people poring over an ever-increasing body of code looking for little slip ups to exploit, and every fixed hole tends to lead to 2 new ones. I think they could do a much better job at preventing the slipups, but I don't blithely dismiss what they have accomplished, either.

However, it is this nigh-unfathomable complexity that Microsoft has claimed they can straddle that makes Windows crappy - not Microsoft not being "alternative" enough, or Apple hogging all the coolness and sound thinking in the universe. So, phrasing the debate in an ideological sense makes sense from a marketing standpoint, but from a technical standpoint I say it's flat-out fraud. Microsoft and Apple exist to make money for stockholders. Trying to say that your product works better because its infused with Coolonium and your engineers wear khakis, and you want to sell it to increase the happy particles in the world, when in reality it works better because you have taken on a ridiculously less difficult technical challenge, and you're selling it for the exact same reason, is pure marketing spin, from a company with an excellent marketing background.

Compare the ads:
William H Macy tells you windows server runs businesses, in an uninspiring voiceover, while some marginally inspiring but contextually baffling pictures appear, all without mentioning a competitor.

Apple trots out a punch and judy show to try and re-frame the debate in terms of who is the stuffy, corporate "Man" and who is the hip, free youngster, ignoring the technological basis for the comparison - a comparison OF TECHNOLOGIES.

Yeah, that's excellent marketing, and excellent marketing is excellent manipulation.

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         <title>[Choking Hazard] A Proportional Response</title>
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         <description>The subject matter here has certainly been done before.

I understand upselling, I really do. But it must be done carefully, lovingly - Amazon is even a little ham-fisted with it's recommendations of other stuff to buy, but at least that has the benefit of generally having some kind of logic as to what it is suggesting. If you come in asking for a collector's edition of Japanese Tentacle Hero VII: Southwind's December, an RPG for the GameCube, it doesn't direct you to Halo and go &quot;dood this is AWEEESSSOMMME.&quot;

The people at most GameStops though, take that to an entirely new level. I'm pre-ordering a title - clearly I have some sense of what is coming out that I might be interested in. You don't need to tell me of every other thing coming within the next 6 weeks - even if it only costs 5 dollars down to put my name on a copy. Chances are, if I wanted to, I would be ASKING FOR THAT TITLE.

This rant will be amended later, but for now, let me just say how pleased I am by how the 4th frame in this turned out. The camera angle, the fire effect, the whole comedic silence thing - it just works for me.

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         <content:encoded><![CDATA[<img src="http://patrickcentral.com/comics/strips/ch13.jpg"/><br/><br />The subject matter here has certainly been done before.

I understand upselling, I really do. But it must be done carefully, lovingly - Amazon is even a little ham-fisted with it's recommendations of other stuff to buy, but at least that has the benefit of generally having some kind of logic as to what it is suggesting. If you come in asking for a collector's edition of Japanese Tentacle Hero VII: Southwind's December, an RPG for the GameCube, it doesn't direct you to Halo and go "dood this is AWEEESSSOMMME."

The people at most GameStops though, take that to an entirely new level. I'm pre-ordering a title - clearly I have some sense of what is coming out that I might be interested in. You don't need to tell me of every other thing coming within the next 6 weeks - even if it only costs 5 dollars down to put my name on a copy. Chances are, if I wanted to, I would be ASKING FOR THAT TITLE.

This rant will be amended later, but for now, let me just say how pleased I am by how the 4th frame in this turned out. The camera angle, the fire effect, the whole comedic silence thing - it just works for me.

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         <description>The background art is kinda quick and dirty on this one, and I am downright ashamed at the cheesefactor of the logo. On the other hand, I think I am a smidge proud at how accurate the cheese factor is.

Yes, the inspiration for this strip is a little show called Street Hawk, which remains one of my favorite guilty pleasures of the 80s. Think Knight Rider on a motorcycle, with Frank Fontana from Murphy Brown giving periodic sass-back instead of a disembodied William Daniels.

It only ran for about 13 episodes, and had great music. Cheesy, stereotypical 80s vigilante hero with super high technology, but still pretty good.

Anyway, this is my roundabout way of bitching about the current crop of television while simultaneously attacking the most obvious hypothetical fall-back lineup.

[this post is new for 2007]</description>
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         <content:encoded><![CDATA[<img src="http://www.patrickcentral.com/comics/strips/ch12.jpg"/><br/><br />The background art is kinda quick and dirty on this one, and I am downright ashamed at the cheesefactor of the logo. On the other hand, I think I am a smidge proud at how accurate the cheese factor is.

Yes, the inspiration for this strip is a little show called Street Hawk, which remains one of my favorite guilty pleasures of the 80s. Think Knight Rider on a motorcycle, with Frank Fontana from Murphy Brown giving periodic sass-back instead of a disembodied William Daniels.

It only ran for about 13 episodes, and had great music. Cheesy, stereotypical 80s vigilante hero with super high technology, but still pretty good.

Anyway, this is my roundabout way of bitching about the current crop of television while simultaneously attacking the most obvious hypothetical fall-back lineup.

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         <title>[LJ] Vote Tuesday. Do it.</title>
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         <description>The penalty good men pay for indifference to public affairs is to be ruled by evil men.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;-Plato&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;[no excuses]</description>
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         <description>&lt;a rel=&quot;nofollow&quot; target=&quot;_blank&quot; href=&quot;http://www.patrickcentral.com/comic/archives/full/100606-fourth.html&quot;&gt;Choking Hazard #11 - Fourth estate sale&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;This is an experiment with a more comic-like art style, which happens to be much faster to do. I can never make up my mind if I prefer the photorealism of some of the older ones, where I feel like I could reach out and touch the blacktron guys, vs the frequent output I could achieve if I avoided some of those very time-consuming development processes. For now, I think I'm going to go with the fast way and see how I like creating comics more frequently.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Oh, and I have a tendency to make creative stuff about things that piss me off, and I have a degree in journalism. You do the math on the origin of this strip.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;[meteorology is neither fair nor balanced]</description>
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         <description>This is an experiment with a more comic-like art style, which happens to be much faster to do. I can never make up my mind if I prefer the photorealism of some of the older ones, where I feel like I could reach out and touch the blacktron guys, vs the frequent output I could achieve if I avoided some of those very time-consuming development processes. For now, I think I'm going to go with the fast way and see how I like creating comics more frequently.

Oh, and I have a tendency to make creative stuff about things that piss me off, and I have a degree in journalism. You do the math on the origin of this strip.

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         <content:encoded><![CDATA[<img src="http://www.patrickcentral.com/comics/strips/ch11.jpg"/><br/><br />This is an experiment with a more comic-like art style, which happens to be much faster to do. I can never make up my mind if I prefer the photorealism of some of the older ones, where I feel like I could reach out and touch the blacktron guys, vs the frequent output I could achieve if I avoided some of those very time-consuming development processes. For now, I think I'm going to go with the fast way and see how I like creating comics more frequently.

Oh, and I have a tendency to make creative stuff about things that piss me off, and I have a degree in journalism. You do the math on the origin of this strip.

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         <title>[LJ] well blow me down</title>
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         <description>-obligatory recognition of the totally kickass holiday of Talk Like a Pirate day-&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;err, i mean, Hear ye, may ye all take note of the day, for it be Talk like a Buccaneer day! Shiver Me timbers!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Arr.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;[i swear if i wasn't so stressed this would be awesome]</description>
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         <title>[LJ] Keen!</title>
         <link>http://billsprestonesq.livejournal.com/15626.html</link>
         <description>There is a new champion of Best thing I have purchased recently. Yes, it was a shortlived title for the delightful IKEA boxes.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;However, boxes are no match for the overwhelming blue ediface of joy that is:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src=&quot;http://ec1.images-amazon.com/images/P/B000FS9MVK.01._AA240_SCLZZZZZZZ_V64439388_.jpg&quot;&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I knew I would get it on release day. This was simply a geeky calling. I did not know it would deliver &quot;the goods,&quot; as they were, in such a euphoric fashion. I have a collection of cartoons on DVD that would be a source of shame for someone with more of a sense of self worth or image, and yet I've been anxiously awaiting this release for a very long time. I've been worried that they were going to screw it up, or the show wouldn't live up to my memory, or whatever. It totally delivers, though it has the dig of missing one episode for no readily apparent reason. It's a crappy one, though, and after this volume-by-volume release crap most of my cartoon fandoms are seeing, seasons sets are still most welcome. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;My only regret in this purchase came while watching one of my personal favorites, the Chairface Chippendale episode, which contains (for my money) the greatest act of megalomaniacal moon vandalism in all of popular culture. I had to mourn the unfortunate timing of this release with the recent death of &lt;a rel=&quot;nofollow&quot; target=&quot;_blank&quot; href=&quot;http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0419645/&quot;&gt;Tony Jay&lt;/a&gt;. As a Tick Fan and voice actor nerd, hearing his voice so soon after learning of his death, especially emanating from a man with a chair for a head, was a bit of a bummer. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I'm saving the episode featuring the Midnight Bomber (what bombs at midnight) for last, as it is such cartoon perfection that I don't want the entire second disc to be overshadowed by its  impossibly high water mark. But it's on there. I have it in my hot little hands forever, or at least until the polymers and magic pixie dust that make up the DVD fall apart. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Anyway, I highly recommend you all pick it up. 'Tis a very well put together set, and the show holds up phenomenally well after the years.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;[May Evil beware and may Good dress warmly and eat plenty of fresh vegetables]</description>
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         <description>Hi. I know I haven't written much in a long time, and I aim to fix that for the 2 people who still run the offside chance of viewing this.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I thought I'd start by sharing the BEST THING I'VE PURCHASED RECENTLY.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;(Note: Caps lock is the rocket fuel for the trip to planet Cool.)&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;You might be thinking, I bet its the new external USB drive enclosure, now with 100% less stupid inability to handle drives larger than 137GB:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src=&quot;http://www.patrickcentral.com/bin/drive.jpg&quot;&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;That'll sure make those constant incremental backups of half a dozen half baked creative projects, thousands of dollars worth of salaried web dev work, and my monster digital picture collection easier! Especially from 3 different computers!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;BUT NO! &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;It is in fact this, a delightful lidded canvas storage vessel from my neighborhood IKEA:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src=&quot;http://www.patrickcentral.com/bin/treasure.jpg&quot;&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;If you ever have had an urge to live in a hallucinogenic mish-mash of the cartoon and real world, ala Coolworld or Who Framed Roger Rabbit?, I cannot recommend this product enough. I suppose it is also appropriate for children. Given that I live my day to day life in a perpetual state of hoping to be sucked into such a mish mash world, ala Captain N, I am quite enthralled with it. If it serves as further enticement, even without the cartoony sensibilities, it would still retain a piratey essence that no home should be without. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;We got two of them to put under &lt;a rel=&quot;nofollow&quot; target=&quot;_blank&quot; href=&quot;http://www.ikea.com/PIAimages/27581_PE113783_S4.jpg&quot;&gt;BORGHAMN&lt;/a&gt; because we never bought the crappy plastic drawers they suggest, and we are sick of having the stuff we want to put in those lower storage areas hanging out all willy-nilly. Now I feel like I have entered a post-miniboss item room in a Zelda game every time I walk into my living room. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;If the inspired look and IKEA-patented cheapness weren't enough, they even included a moderately operational lock. Sure, it's only velcro, but the cats have yet to discover the inner workings of velcro, and so it still manages to keep them out. The latch and hoop are fully functional, though, which is the type of small detail I delight in so much that someone has to come see what I'm all giddy about, and halfway through explaining it to them, they assume I am on some kind of narcotic. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Combine all this with the fact that it took 30 seconds to unfold from dead flat, and can go back to dead flat just as quickly, and it is no wonder it is the BEST THING I HAVE PURCHASED RECENTLY.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;This was a more entertaining entry when I was planning it and reveling in the design and artistry of an everyday household object. It occurs to me that BEST THING I HAVE PURCHASED RECENTLY is not a typical accolade, worthy of a serious reading by educated folk, and therefore my enthusiasm has waned. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Anyway, Hi.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;[...]</description>
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         <title>[LJ] Because I am oh so trendy</title>
         <link>http://billsprestonesq.livejournal.com/15305.html</link>
         <description>I'm embedding a youtube player of a home made video of our two cats. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;FEAR MY MASTERY OF POPULAR TRENDS&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a rel=&quot;nofollow&quot; target=&quot;_blank&quot; href='http://www.youtube.com/v/caZQnezmR9k'&gt;http://www.youtube.com/v/caZQnezmR9k&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;[also beware the cuteness]</description>
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         <title>[LJ] on 5-firework day</title>
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         <description>&lt;a rel=&quot;nofollow&quot; target=&quot;_blank&quot; href=&quot;http://www.patrickcentral.com/comic/archives/full/070406-second.html&quot;&gt;Choking Hazard #10 - Second String no more&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Building the big-ass Goomba actually only took about 10 minutes. Figuring out how to get Pov-ray to tile the block texture on the floor properly took about 3 hours. And I'd hoped this was gonna be a quickie, to justify it not being that funny. Ah well.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;[and a nice holiday to you all]</description>
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         <description>Building the big-ass Goomba actually only took about 10 minutes. Figuring out how to get Pov-ray to tile the block texture on the floor properly took about 3 hours.

And I'd hoped this was gonna be a quickie, to justify it not being that funny.

Ah well.</description>
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         <content:encoded><![CDATA[<img src="http://www.patrickcentral.com/comics/strips/ch10.jpg"/><br/><br />Building the big-ass Goomba actually only took about 10 minutes. Figuring out how to get Pov-ray to tile the block texture on the floor properly took about 3 hours.

And I'd hoped this was gonna be a quickie, to justify it not being that funny.

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         <title>[LJ] maybe I'm behind the times on this</title>
         <link>http://billsprestonesq.livejournal.com/14644.html</link>
         <description>I recently rented &lt;a rel=&quot;nofollow&quot; target=&quot;_blank&quot; href=&quot;http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B0000DBJ9P/qid=1146895000/sr=1-1/ref=sr_1_1/102-0708613-9161714?s=dvd&amp;amp;v=glance&amp;amp;n=130&quot;&gt;The Blue Man Group - The Complex Rock Tour Live DVD.&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Holy &lt;i&gt;crap&lt;/i&gt;. Just &lt;i&gt;holy crap.&lt;/i&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Just buy it.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;i&gt;It's like a bunch of engineers threw a rave.&lt;/i&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;i&gt;engineers with &lt;strong&gt;lots of drums&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/i&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Seriously, it's like 10 bucks, check it out&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;[SO MANY DRUMS]</description>
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         <title>[LJ] when someone asks you if you're a god</title>
         <link>http://billsprestonesq.livejournal.com/14415.html</link>
         <description>Some advice-&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;If, by chance, you end up going to a Mexican Cantina on Cinco de Mayo, and you order a pitcher of margaritas, and the waitress asks if you want them &quot;Texas-style,&quot;-&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;You say YES.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;[thank you winston]</description>
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         <title>[LJ] i went to bending college; i majored in bending</title>
         <link>http://billsprestonesq.livejournal.com/14109.html</link>
         <description>&lt;a rel=&quot;nofollow&quot; target=&quot;_blank&quot; href=&quot;http://www.patrickcentral.com/comic/&quot;&gt;Choking Hazard #9 - Your call is important to us&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;An alternative title for this strip was &quot;Times are Tough.&quot;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;This one goes out to all my homies who send resumes all over the internet and have nothing to show for it but an inbox full of Monster.com &quot;How to tie your shoes&quot; spam.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;This is the first comic I was able to make with the development version of LDView, which has a handy camera-coordinates feature that shaves a good couple hours off the development time for each comic. I can now position the camera for each frame graphically, instead of guessing at geometry, groping around like a euclidian virgin trying to get to 2nd base.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Wow, that analogy kinda got away from me there.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Anyway, the upshot is these should be coming more quickly now, and (heads of figures aside) should look much better. Don't believe me? Check &lt;a rel=&quot;nofollow&quot; target=&quot;_blank&quot; href=&quot;http://www.patrickcentral.com/bin/ch9f2.jpg&quot;&gt;this&lt;/a&gt; out. This is scaled down from the 1600x1200 render, but the Lever Lackey's console looks damn near photorealistic. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;It's a shame the LDraw head models still look so segmented. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Anyway, that's it for now. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;[please stay on the line for a tutorial on writing your own name]</description>
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         <description>An alternative title for this strip was &quot;Times are Tough.&quot;

This one goes out to all my homies who send resumes all over the internet and have nothing to show for it but an inbox full of Monster.com &quot;How to tie your shoes&quot; spam.

This is the first comic I was able to make with the development version of LDView, which has a handy camera-coordinates feature that shaves a good couple hours off the development time for each comic. I can now position the camera for each frame graphically, instead of guessing at geometry, groping around like a euclidian virgin trying to get to 2nd base.

Wow, that analogy kinda got away from me there.

Anyway, the upshot is these should be coming more quickly now, and (heads of figures aside) should look much better. Don't believe me? Check &lt;a rel=&quot;nofollow&quot; target=&quot;_blank&quot; href=&quot;http://www.patrickcentral.com/bin/ch9f2.jpg&quot;&gt;this&lt;/a&gt; out. This is scaled down from the 1600x1200 render, but the Lever Lackey's console looks damn near photorealistic.

It's a shame the LDraw head models still look so segmented.

Anyway, that's it for now.

[please stay on the line for a tutorial on writing your own name]</description>
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         <content:encoded><![CDATA[<img src="http://www.patrickcentral.com/comics/strips/ch9.jpg"/><br/><br />An alternative title for this strip was "Times are Tough."

This one goes out to all my homies who send resumes all over the internet and have nothing to show for it but an inbox full of Monster.com "How to tie your shoes" spam.

This is the first comic I was able to make with the development version of LDView, which has a handy camera-coordinates feature that shaves a good couple hours off the development time for each comic. I can now position the camera for each frame graphically, instead of guessing at geometry, groping around like a euclidian virgin trying to get to 2nd base.

Wow, that analogy kinda got away from me there.

Anyway, the upshot is these should be coming more quickly now, and (heads of figures aside) should look much better. Don't believe me? Check <a rel="nofollow" target="_blank" href="http://www.patrickcentral.com/bin/ch9f2.jpg">this</a> out. This is scaled down from the 1600x1200 render, but the Lever Lackey's console looks damn near photorealistic.

It's a shame the LDraw head models still look so segmented.

Anyway, that's it for now.

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         <title>[LJ] it is so true</title>
         <link>http://billsprestonesq.livejournal.com/13937.html</link>
         <description>&lt;img src=&quot;http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-776.png&quot;&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;This is a most excellent comic I have recently discovered, and can be read at qwantz.com.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;A new edition of my own, lesser, comic, is emminent.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;ps batman wins&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;[seriously]</description>
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         <title>[LJ] you've been mittenized</title>
         <link>http://billsprestonesq.livejournal.com/13788.html</link>
         <description>&lt;img src=&quot;http://www.patrickcentral.com/bin/mittenized.jpg&quot;&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;i&gt;Mr. Mittens wins via TKO.&lt;/i&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Just a little something I put together in photoshop. In reality, he was yawning, but man, does he look pissed.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;[XD pwned]</description>
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         <title>[LJ] these things I have learned</title>
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         <description>Attention: Firefox users / Google fans&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Maybe I'm late on the boat on these things, but I tried out &lt;a rel=&quot;nofollow&quot; target=&quot;_blank&quot; href=&quot;http://greasemonkey.mozdev.org/&quot;&gt;Greasemonkey&lt;/a&gt; for the first time tonight. It's a firefox extension that has an insanely large community writing handy little scripts for it, most of which are designed to enhance the functionality of specific sites.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;To test it, I got this &lt;a rel=&quot;nofollow&quot; target=&quot;_blank&quot; href=&quot;http://gr.ayre.st/~grayrest/greasemonkey/gmail/gmail-macros.user.js&quot;&gt;Gmail macro set&lt;/a&gt;. It is unbelievably cool. I am now a master of shortcuts in gmail, and just filed about 400 things that had been lollygagging around the inbox, despite being read, because I wasn't in the mood to do all the mouse clicking needed to appropriately label and archive them. You hit &quot;?&quot; and you get a list of the shortcuts - I had them memorized fairly quickly, and I don't think my (several hours a day) of Gmail usage will ever be the same. If you're even a mild fan of Gmail and Firefox, GET NOW. You shant regret it, or I will stop using antiquated contractions. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Then, my appetite sufficiently enticed by the power greasemonkey offered, I got &lt;a rel=&quot;nofollow&quot; target=&quot;_blank&quot; href=&quot;http://shiftingpixel.com/lightbox/&quot;&gt;this.&lt;/a&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;If you have ever used Google Image search, it is godly. If, like me, it is a daily part of your life, it transcends Godliness and enters some sort of mythological fan-fic territory wherein Zeus gets it on with some Norse demigod and their child is infused with the power of Chuck Norris and so on down some road that probably includes Anime charaters and Ron Weasley.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Imagine if someone made ACDSEE for the web, and that's what that does. You do a google image search, click one, and you don't have to find it - it just plops the image in an overlay over your search. You can hit + and - to zoom, and left and right to NAVIGATE THROUGH SEARCH RESULTS. It's like having the interweb locally cached. Friggin amazing. Apparently it works with flickr and many other places people pillage for images.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;If this is all old hat, I will feel foolish, but I felt the need to share what I had learned. Now I'm off to see if someone has written a script that writes a loopback address in your hosts file for any site with a Punch the Monkey flash ad on it. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;[seriously I don't even want a playstation 3 and I like monkeys]</description>
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         <title>[LJ] woii</title>
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         <description>&lt;a rel=&quot;nofollow&quot; target=&quot;_blank&quot; href=&quot;http://blog.cognitivelabs.com/2006/03/mental-typewriter-and-game-controller.html&quot;&gt;This&lt;/a&gt; is one of the coolest things I've seen all week, and it's only Monday. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Because I, for one, am looking down the barrel of one horrendous case of carpal tunnel, eventually.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;[sweeet]</description>
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         <title>[LJ] simultaneously practical and wondrous</title>
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         <description>&lt;a rel=&quot;nofollow&quot; target=&quot;_blank&quot; href=&quot;http://www.patrickcentral.com/comic/&quot;&gt;Choking Hazard #8 - A singular and premeditated purpose&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I cut a lot of corners on this one, but I really wanted to get it finished. On the plus side, it has some nicer rendering techniques that I have taught myself during the very long gap since the last comic.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;This is the product of a real conversation.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;It is a real dream. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Stop making fun of me.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;As a behind the scenes note, I created the image in the third panel from scratch in photoshop, and am entirely too proud of myself for it. I may actually ship this off to cafepress or something like that and get a real magnet made. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;[seriously stop making fun of me]</description>
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         <description>I cut a lot of corners on this one, but I really wanted to get it finished. On the plus side, it has some nicer rendering techniques that I have taught myself during the very long gap since the last comic.

This is the product of a real conversation.

It is a real dream.

Stop making fun of me.

As a behind the scenes note, I created the image in the third panel from scratch in photoshop, and am entirely too proud of myself for it. I may actually ship this off to cafepress or something like that and get a real magnet made.

[seriously stop making fun of me]</description>
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         <pubDate>Mon, 06 Mar 2006 20:55:35 +0000</pubDate>
         <content:encoded><![CDATA[<img src="http://www.patrickcentral.com/comics/strips/ch8.jpg"/><br/><br />I cut a lot of corners on this one, but I really wanted to get it finished. On the plus side, it has some nicer rendering techniques that I have taught myself during the very long gap since the last comic.

This is the product of a real conversation.

It is a real dream.

Stop making fun of me.

As a behind the scenes note, I created the image in the third panel from scratch in photoshop, and am entirely too proud of myself for it. I may actually ship this off to cafepress or something like that and get a real magnet made.

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         <title>[LJ] god i love penn jillette</title>
         <link>http://billsprestonesq.livejournal.com/12760.html</link>
         <description>&lt;img src=&quot;http://www.lostlevels.org/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2006/03/desertbustitle.gif&quot;&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a rel=&quot;nofollow&quot; target=&quot;_blank&quot; href=&quot;http://www.lostlevels.org/&quot;&gt;i must play this mini-game before I die.&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Go go gadget torrent.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;[yes it really exists]</description>
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         <title>[LJ] from the glad-i-had-a-cameraphone dept</title>
         <link>http://billsprestonesq.livejournal.com/12291.html</link>
         <description>&lt;img src=&quot;http://www.pkovacich.com/gallery/d/5444-1/Image004_001.jpg&quot;&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;digging through archived pics, and I don't think I linked this one-&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;[billy jean my lover is not]</description>
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         <title>[LJ] stargate season 1</title>
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         <description>as it turns out they have this one episode about space madness that i'm watching right now because I can't sleep.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;that's all. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;though this is kind of a rip off of the 2nd episode of every star trek series - the ones with the space madness.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;[space madness]</description>
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         <title>[LJ] for zakken</title>
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         <description>&lt;a rel=&quot;nofollow&quot; target=&quot;_blank&quot; href=&quot;http://pkovacich.com/gallery/v/random/screws/&quot;&gt;ZOMG COUNT THE SCREWS&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;[best i could do on short notice]</description>
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         <pubDate>Tue, 21 Feb 2006 02:06:38 +0000</pubDate>
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         <title>[LJ] In which there is elaboration</title>
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         <description>In a prior episode, we saw a link to Mia's incredibly girly super-pink case. Now, it has been further princess-ified by the addition of a just-shy-of-Bratz style Princess sticker-&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a rel=&quot;nofollow&quot; target=&quot;_blank&quot; href=&quot;http://www.pkovacich.com/gallery/v/random/pinkcase/psticker/&quot;&gt;&lt;img src=&quot;http://www.pkovacich.com/gallery/d/5432-2/S2010028.JPG&quot; border=&quot;0&quot;&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I laugh at any noobs who find themselves on the other side of a headshot-based-pwning dished out from the Princess case.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Also new to the gallery is the fabled &lt;a rel=&quot;nofollow&quot; target=&quot;_blank&quot; href=&quot;http://www.pkovacich.com/gallery/v/random/S2010016.JPG.html&quot;&gt;Donut Party Instructions&lt;/a&gt;, soon to be a major motion picture, produced by Kinkos / Left Brain Films Party Instruction Division LLC.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;NEXT: Pictures of what it takes to bodge (yes, that's right, BODGE) together an old computer power supply and the wood chassis from an old turntable, and end up with a bench power supply supplying 2x 5vDC 2x 12vDC and 2x 3vDC, one of which each is continuous, one of which each is switched.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;[the next part i stole from comic books]</description>
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         <pubDate>Fri, 17 Feb 2006 02:32:44 +0000</pubDate>
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         <title>[LJ] small victories; the score part 2</title>
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         <description>&lt;a rel=&quot;nofollow&quot; target=&quot;_blank&quot; href=&quot;http://www.povray.org/&quot;&gt;POV-ray&lt;/a&gt;'s insanity-generating syntax: 0&lt;br /&gt;me: 1&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src=&quot;http://www.patrickcentral.com/bin/head.jpg&quot;&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;It took quite a while, and the result is so hand-edited the method is almost unusable for my purposes, but I finally got a nice, round head on a &lt;a rel=&quot;nofollow&quot; target=&quot;_blank&quot; href=&quot;http://www.ldraw.org/&quot;&gt;LDRAW&lt;/a&gt; render. With a face and everything.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;[LOOK AT HOW ROUND HIS HEAD IS]</description>
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         <pubDate>Wed, 15 Feb 2006 04:29:05 +0000</pubDate>
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         <title>[LJ] time to call morris</title>
         <link>http://billsprestonesq.livejournal.com/11177.html</link>
         <description>zomgz egg foo young&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;at home&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;[deal's a deal]</description>
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         <pubDate>Mon, 13 Feb 2006 01:49:15 +0000</pubDate>
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         <title>[LJ] post of unending originality and nonconformity</title>
         <link>http://billsprestonesq.livejournal.com/10874.html</link>
         <description>If there is someone on your friends list who makes your world a better place just because they exist and who you would not have met (in real life or not) without the internet, then post this same sentence in your journal.</description>
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         <title>[LJ] In which there are pictures of various things</title>
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         <description>So, the other day, Mia presents me with this, the unholy culmination of a thousand childhood fantasies dubbed too risque to ever actually materialize in the 3-dimensional world:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src=&quot;http://theempire.homeftp.net/gallery/d/5315-2/S2010012.JPG&quot;&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Yes, It's a Transformer.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Yes, It's Star Wars.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;By transitive property, we can then reasonably conclude that its a &lt;b&gt;FREAKING &lt;i&gt;STAR WARS TRANSFORMER&lt;/i&gt; ZOMG!!$@##^&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Sorry, I lost control there for a second.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;It comes with 2 lightsabers, which can be wielded in crazy Samurai poses in Robot mode, and function as honest-to-god push-button MISSILES in Tie Fighter mode. Pictures of this licensing and design triumph are available &lt;a rel=&quot;nofollow&quot; target=&quot;_blank&quot; href=&quot;http://theempire.homeftp.net/gallery/v/random/vadertf/&quot;&gt;here.&lt;/a&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;In the course of taking pictures of this thing to brag shamelessly about (a boast-fest you're currently reading) I decided to finally upgrade my home server's gallery software, as it was approximately 10 &quot;URGENT SECURITY WARNING&quot; patches out of date, and looked rather plain and boring. Showing off this thing needed a full image-display system update.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Thus, &lt;a rel=&quot;nofollow&quot; target=&quot;_blank&quot; href=&quot;http://theempire.homeftp.net/gallery/&quot;&gt;Imperial Surveilance 2.0&lt;/a&gt; was born. This took a lot longer than I had hoped, and that probably took away from any joy Mia got at how excited I was to show off her present. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The joy would come back, though, when her Princess Pink case finally arrived:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src=&quot;http://theempire.homeftp.net/gallery/d/5409-2/S2010006.JPG&quot;&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;and was promptly &lt;a rel=&quot;nofollow&quot; target=&quot;_blank&quot; href=&quot;http://theempire.homeftp.net/gallery/v/random/pinkcase/S2010010.JPG.html&quot;&gt;invaded.&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Full gallery of that is available &lt;a rel=&quot;nofollow&quot; target=&quot;_blank&quot; href=&quot;http://theempire.homeftp.net/gallery/v/random/pinkcase/&quot;&gt;here.&lt;/a&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;[it delivers what it promises]</description>
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         <pubDate>Tue, 07 Feb 2006 19:47:29 +0000</pubDate>
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         <title>[LJ] WTB incredibly small universal TV remote</title>
         <link>http://billsprestonesq.livejournal.com/10403.html</link>
         <description>&lt;a rel=&quot;nofollow&quot; target=&quot;_blank&quot; href=&quot;http://www.zerosign.net/index.php/2005/08/16/nes-controller-tv-remote/&quot;&gt;This&lt;/a&gt; is the kind of thing I used to do, and haven't in a while.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;hm.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;[seriously i could do that]</description>
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         <pubDate>Fri, 03 Feb 2006 01:37:24 +0000</pubDate>
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         <title>[Choking Hazard] Though I like Shatner in other things</title>
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         <description>I really like William Shatner.

I am not a Kirk fan, which is funny, given that it's what most people know Shatner for.

This comic is a distilled, crystallized summary of my issues with the original series. If that doesn't get your toes a tappin', it also features naked lego characters. There is pixelation. You're gonna get some pixelation in there.

[leadership &amp;#62; hair]</description>
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         <pubDate>Tue, 01 Nov 2005 10:42:39 +0000</pubDate>
         <content:encoded><![CDATA[<img src="http://www.patrickcentral.com/comics/strips/ch7.jpg"/><br/><br />I really like William Shatner.

I am not a Kirk fan, which is funny, given that it's what most people know Shatner for.

This comic is a distilled, crystallized summary of my issues with the original series. If that doesn't get your toes a tappin', it also features naked lego characters. There is pixelation. You're gonna get some pixelation in there.

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         <title>[Choking Hazard] I don’t even know what movie you’re talking about</title>
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         <description>I certainly don't know of any potential intellectual property infringement upon the rights of Warner Brothers or Village Roadshow Pictures.

In keeping with the spanking new name I'd like to share a spanking new logo. I'm still working on a spanking new site to house this endeavor, but rest assured the design will steal liberally and unapologetically from Penny Arcade and VGCats. (ed. 4/05/06 - and lo, it does)

They said I couldn't do a strip with a pirate and a pasty chef. They said it was impossible.

Well, you can just flat-out suck it, &quot;They.&quot;

If that is your real name.

[i'm not kidding]</description>
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         <pubDate>Sat, 22 Oct 2005 04:24:00 +0000</pubDate>
         <content:encoded><![CDATA[<img src="http://www.patrickcentral.com/comics/strips/ch6.jpg"/><br/><br />I certainly don't know of any potential intellectual property infringement upon the rights of Warner Brothers or Village Roadshow Pictures.

In keeping with the spanking new name I'd like to share a spanking new logo. I'm still working on a spanking new site to house this endeavor, but rest assured the design will steal liberally and unapologetically from Penny Arcade and VGCats. (ed. 4/05/06 - and lo, it does)

They said I couldn't do a strip with a pirate and a pasty chef. They said it was impossible.

Well, you can just flat-out suck it, "They."

If that is your real name.

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