Hey, have you guys seen the movie Waterworld? It’s a highly-esteemed film that asks all the hard questions, such as “What if the hero of the people was an eccentric fish-dude?” and “Did you know that ‘Deb’ from Napoleon Dynamite was the kid in Waterworld?” And perhaps most importantly, “What’s a great movie to watch with your dad when you’re like 10 years old and your shared interests haven’t yet grown beyond jet skis and explosions?” Well, this film asks and answers all that and more, and I know I’m a day late but Happy Father’s Day to all the dads out there who really enjoy watching stupid movies with their kids.

-Wes

I’ve never eaten an airplane, but I’ve eaten ON an airplane! I wish a standup comedian would do a bit on that, but we do not live in a perfect world.

Wes and I have started a fun new animated short and hope to have that up soon! Keep your eyes peeled. All the way peeled. If you still have whites showing on your eyeballs, they are not nearly peeled enough. Get down to the good stuff in the middle.

-Tony

Those of you interested in electronic entertainment squares might already know this, but there’s a video game console war going on! In one corner there’s Microsoft and they want you to buy the Xbox One, which is a pristine graphite sphere that vibrates endlessly and whose sole output produces spiders. Then there’s Sony pushing their PlayStation 4, which is known for floating one foot off the ground and turning into a black hole when you whisper its True Name. And finally Nintendo’s Wii U, whose primary selling points are its controller (the howling skull of a dead king) and Mario Kart.

So choose wisely! If you get the wrong one you’ll feel awfully silly.

-Wes

Fun Fact! This is the second comic featuring my friend Brian, a real life human being. In this comic he is a cop. In the last one, he went to jail. Maybe the police have recruitment posters in prison cells?

Hey, also! Do you ever feel like shouting a lot for no real reason? Me too! So I made a video of exactly that. Don’t ever get on my bad side, I’m a real meanie! In this video I completely annihilate communism. It’s gone forever, running for its momma like a coward dog with its tail between its legs. What’ll I take on next? Who knows? Do you? Tell me! Please, my life needs meaning and it’s unfair for you to hold out on me.

-T

Cemeteries! That’s where we decide to store all of our bones when we are done using them (unless you burn yours up and scatter them in the air so people will breathe in your bits and eat your little invisible bits that land in their salads). And then we all hope that eventually future archaeologists will dig up our bones and mistakenly stick our skulls at the ends of really cool dinosaur bodies. At least that’s what I’m counting on.

-Wesasaurus