* Majority of Republicans Don’t Think Palin Qualified…
* Pastor Prays for the Death of Obama
* Dirtbag of the Week: David Santuomo of Columbus, OH

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* J.R. Richards in Ventura
* Emma’s First Day of School
* Los Angeles Wants Help Paying for Jackson Memorial
* Rep. Peter King’s Legal Trouble?
* Sarah Palin’s Resignation
* 5th Grade Teacher’s Unintentional Sex Tape
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* Wave of Celebrity Death
* Man Uses Nail Clippers in DIY Circumcision
* Listener Email: Chad B and the Use of Social Media in Schools
* Pastor Tells Congregation to Bring Guns to Church
* Company Lays Off Employees Via Fire Drill

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* Exciting Times in Denver
* Teen Lied About 56 Tattooed Stars
* Donations: Sean P. and Lisa G.
* Nurse Quits Over Crucifix Ban
* Teen Dies While Twittering in the Bathtub

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* Heading to Denver
* Using Twitter and Facebook for for Professional vs. Personal Use
* Man Blames Infant Son for Hit and Run Accident
* Dirtbag of the Week: Tyler Hayes Weinman
* “Dead” Woman Wakes Up in Morgue
* Final Thoughts on Bank of America & Lack of Service

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* No Comments on Tel Aviv Show - Something I Said?
* Man Drives Car Into Friend Over $10 Bar Tab
* Starbucks Double-Charges a Million Customers
* Sleeping on a Problem Really Works
* Heading to Denver

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This week:

* Heading to Tel Aviv Israel Tomorrow
* California Supreme Court Uphold Gay Marriage Ban
* Donations: Brent D., Vicky G., Maureen B., James S., William M. and Sean M.
* Winner of the Autographed J.R. Richards CD is…
* Ashton Kutcher Threatens to Quit Twitter
* Check Out My New Flickr Stream

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This week:

* Win an Autographed Copy of J.R. Richards’ “A Beautiful End”
* Vegas Wrap-up
* Yearbook Crotch Shot
* Donations: Jonathan K., Lisa G., Matthew B., Tristan L.,
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* Credit Card Bill Allows Loaded Guns in State Parks?
* Shelby’s Plea to Help an Orca Whale in Miami

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This week:

* Miss California Gets to Keep her Title
* Listener Rant of the Week; Jim and the Doritos Saga
* Inept Pilot’s Flirting Contributed to Buffalo Plane Crash
* Dirtbag of the Week: Judge Hamad Al-Razine

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The rest:

* Cheating Husband Stoned to Death in Iran
* Listener Feedback Aron Q and John Punch
* Woman Accidently Bites Off Her Employers Penis (Thanks Kevin B.!)
* Happy Mother’s Day Mom!

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The rest:

* Donation: Steinar V.
* Allergies or Swine Flu?
* White House Authorizes Photoshoot Over New York
* Michael Vick Offered $200 Contract
* Arlen Specter Goes Democrat

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I’ve been busy since I arrived on Sunday setting up our studio, renting lights and a backdrop and generally getting ready for our two-day video shoot. It’s going to be hectic, but this is the stuff I live for.

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The rest:

* Ashton vs. CNN on Twitter
* CIA used Waterboarding 266 Times on Two Suspects
* Donations: Maureen B., Lisa G. and Jonathan K.
* Man Bites Tip Off His Own Penis
* Duane Sounds Off

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I’m enjoying all the family time I can get with my girls before I head off on business to San Francisco next week. If you’ll be in the city between April 19-24, please get in touch and we can get together for a drink.

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The rest:

* Chair Rigged to Twitter Farts
* Mighty Minute
* Nurse Called Out of Surgery to Be Laid Off
* Donation: Adolfo E.
* Fir Tree Grows in Lung

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I’ve also got news about the ongoing t-shirt saga. The bad news is that the design has changed. We won’t be using Christopher Smith’s design with the circle “A” on this go ’round. I had a test print done and I just wasn’t happy with the result. That said, the good news is that I have reworked the design and have something that I’m pretty excited about. To those that have paid for a shirt already, please check out our newly added AC Store and browse through the offerings. Once you find something you like, email me and tell me which item and size you want and I’ll send it off to you. For those that haven’t pre-ordered a t-shirt, I hope you find something you like in the store. Over the next few weeks we’ll be adding a variety of design and logos. Stay tuned!

The first batch of stickers went out last week. I’m already hearing from many of you that you received them. If you’d like a sticker, simply make a donation of $5.00 or more to the show and we’ll hook you up.

The rest:

* Vermont Legalizes Gay Marriage
* Mighty Minute
* 10 Random Things About Me
* Donation: Andrew S. and Jeff S.
* 114 Year Old Man Caught with 6.5 Tons of Pot

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The rest:

* Mia the Wonderdog Almost Meets Demise in a Pool
* How to Screw Up a Job Offer in 140 Characters or Less
* AIG Bonuses
* Obama Gaffe
* Donation: Tadd M.
* Son Paints 60ft Penis on Roof for Google Earth
* Romanian Student Auctioning Off Her Virginity

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The rest:

* Hanging with Marko from Sugarcult
* Donations: Jon S., Steinar V., Nicholas D., and Lisa G.
* Man Replaces Finger with USB Drive

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This week, I’m getting ready for SXSW in Austin. I will be there the 13th until the 18th. Will you be there? Drop me a line and let’s grab a beer. Brian added a link to my upcoming travel schedule on the website. You can see it HERE.

The rest:

* Smuggler Caught with a Cast Made of Cocaine
* School Trailer Sells for $1 on eBay
* Listener Feedback: Dan E. - What Wine Should I Try?
* Donation: Emily M.
* Pope Says “Give Up Technology for Lent”

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The rest:

* Obama Overturns Bush Endangered Species Rule
* Donation: Greg B.
* Update on T-Shirts and Stickers
* Missing Phone Found inside Fish
* “24″ Goes Carbon Neutral
* Scientist Studies Cause of Belly Button Lint

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The rest:

* An Eye for an Eye in Iran
* Jim’s Audio Comments: Stimulus Package?
* Dubya Turns Down First Job Offer
* Donation: Christopher L. and Steinar V.
* Woman Makes Clothes out of Her Hair

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The rest:

* The Great Swimming Hoax
* South African TV Station: Bush is Dead
* Mighty Minute
* Donations: Lucy H., Lisa G.
* Motorist’s Wee Mistake

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* Children’s Music - The Last Profitable Part of the Biz?
* Eight Arrested in Phelps Pot Incident
* Dimitri the Stud
* Obama Gets More Viewers than American Idol
* Donations: Melissa B., Bennett S.
* Woman Swims the Atlantic - So What?!

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Our friends over at Blubrry have really come through. In this down economy - where everyone has pulled back on ad buys, they managed to step up and get us GoToMyPC. I can’t stress enough how much I need your support on this offer. So, if you’re in the market at all for remote control desktop software, please give them a try:

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The rest:

* Go Daddy is the Most Watched Superbowl Ad
* Porn Airs During Superbowl
* Smelly-Footed Student Can Study at University
* Facebook Discussion: Bush vs. Congress
* Donation this week: Nancy C.

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The rest:

* Santa Barbara International Film Festival (SBIFF) this week
* Obama Reaches Out to Muslim World
* PETA Ad Banned From Superbowl (Watch the AD Below)
* Porn Industry Asks for Bailout
* Housewife Takes Repairman Hostage
* Donations: Lisa G., Steinar V., Nicholas C., Melissa B. and Monika K.
* T-Shirt Pre-Order by March 1st!

‘Veggie Love’: PETA’s Banned Super Bowl Ad

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This week:

* U.S. Airways Sends $5000 to Each Passenger
* Yesterday was “Bluest Monday” Ever!
* University Offer Porn Course

Finally, I wanted to send out an update on t-shirts. I have pushed back the deadline for pre-order until March 1st. All you have to do is send me $25 via Paypal ($40 if you’re outside the United States) to TheAmericanClicheATgmailDOTcom with your mailing address and shirt size. On March 1st, we’ll place the order and a couple weeks later you’ll get your very own AC shirt!

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