American Ringtone Band

Robin Davey Ringtone

anyone@americanringtoneband.com (ARB) — Mon, 09 Mar 2009 16:47:44 -0700

A stirring tribute to one Robin Davey. For a nice pickup listeners might want to imagine their name is Robin Davey and pretend that the song is written for them (although of course it isn't, we tend not to like anyone unless they buy us drinks).

Magic Flute

anyone@americanringtoneband.com (ARB) — Wed, 11 Feb 2009 14:23:52 -0800

Uncover the secret of ARB's magic flute.

Mass Of Christ

anyone@americanringtoneband.com (ARB) — Sun, 30 Nov 2008 16:16:40 -0800

Cementing their reputations as The Peons of Christmas, Dave and Ned bring you another slice of seasonal cheer in the form of a svelte ringtone about a tubby messiah.

Thanksgiving Ringtone

anyone@americanringtoneband.com (ARB) — Tue, 11 Nov 2008 17:51:11 -0800

A timely reminder of the true meaning of Thanksgiving, lovingly packaged in a commemorative mp3 wrapper this ringtone is something to be cherished by future generations.

Headless Ringtone

anyone@americanringtoneband.com (ARB) — Wed, 15 Oct 2008 15:27:51 -0700

The headless ringtone might not be able to see you but that doesn't mean that it can't kill you!

Ringtone Of Death

anyone@americanringtoneband.com (ARB) — Thu, 09 Oct 2008 22:10:05 -0700

Just in time for Halloween; a fearful ringtone, carved from the sinew of Johnny Cash and the heart of Ronni Size, which brings death to all who listen.

ARB Episode 6 - Framtaphone: The Conclusion

anyone@americanringtoneband.com (ARB) — Sat, 30 Aug 2008 21:28:49 -0700

Which begins with the hangover of Satan and ends in a terrible conflagration. In the middle there's a bit about ebay.

We Love The Internet

anyone@americanringtoneband.com (ARB) — Sat, 30 Aug 2008 21:28:45 -0700

ARB love the internet, it is the electronic nipple that hydrates them.

Poo Coloured Road

anyone@americanringtoneband.com (ARB) — Sat, 30 Aug 2008 21:28:41 -0700

It's not a journey, it's a destination. A stinky one.

I'm Not Going To Take Your Call

anyone@americanringtoneband.com (ARB) — Thu, 12 Jun 2008 14:23:01 -0700

It's a toetapping mobster jazz classic that lets you know when not to pickup.

My Ringtone's Gonna....

anyone@americanringtoneband.com (ARB) — Thu, 12 Jun 2008 14:22:40 -0700

ARB are going to smash you in the ear!

Apology

anyone@americanringtoneband.com (ARB) — Thu, 12 Jun 2008 14:21:55 -0700

ARB say sorry for their tardy podcasting nature.

ARB Episode 5 - Framptaphone

anyone@americanringtoneband.com (ARB) — Thu, 24 Apr 2008 07:46:08 -0700

In which ARB attempt to sell their glorious new invention and exchange pleasantries with their most ardent fans (who are tossers).

ARB Episode 4 - T.W.A.T.S

anyone@americanringtoneband.com (ARB) — Thu, 13 Mar 2008 22:14:13 -0700

In which Ned and Dave learn the high cost of charity and the shortcomings of a long introduction whilst drinking Zima and contending with a rather unsavoury pond.

ARB Episode 3 - Ming Wah and the Cobra Snake

anyone@americanringtoneband.com (ARB) — Fri, 08 Feb 2008 18:05:05 -0800

In which ARB neglect to pay the electricity bill, are complicit in the disappearance of a duck and in defiance of all rationality become goddamn scenesters.

ARB Episode 2

anyone@americanringtoneband.com (ARB) — Thu, 10 Jan 2008 14:54:14 -0800

In which ARB find themselves navigating the sometimes choppy waters of self-promotion over social networking sites whilst getting an oil change and some fresh fruit.

Advert

anyone@americanringtoneband.com (ARB) — Sun, 30 Dec 2007 15:04:50 -0800

The inspirational advert that makes your need for ARB clear as a thing that is indeed transparent.

Jingle Ringtone

anyone@americanringtoneband.com (ARB) — Tue, 25 Dec 2007 14:40:51 -0800

A joyous seasonal ringtone to warm your yuletide log.

It Must Be Christmas

anyone@americanringtoneband.com (ARB) — Tue, 25 Dec 2007 13:24:57 -0800

What Christmas means to the American Ringtone Band

Don't Answer Your Phone Yet

anyone@americanringtoneband.com (ARB) — Thu, 20 Dec 2007 14:45:28 -0800

A sweeping orchestral arrangement brings pathos to this plea.

ARB In Your Phone

anyone@americanringtoneband.com (ARB) — Sat, 15 Dec 2007 14:43:38 -0800

A possible top 30 hit in the Ukraine, this ringtone rocks like your mother's not home and makes no apology for it.

Pilot Episode

anyone@americanringtoneband.com (ARB) — Mon, 10 Dec 2007 14:51:00 -0800

In which ARB drive around a bit, have a nice chat and get interviewed on children's hospital radio by means of a terrible deception.

Haunted Ring

anyone@americanringtoneband.com (ARB) — Fri, 07 Dec 2007 14:48:32 -0800

The worrying ringtone that nearly caused the death of an entire system of belief.

I'm Drunk Deluxe

anyone@americanringtoneband.com (ARB) — Wed, 05 Dec 2007 14:47:30 -0800

It's 3am and ARB are still in the bar, don't make the same mistake as them, pay heed to this cautionary ringtone.

I'm Phoning You

anyone@americanringtoneband.com (ARB) — Sat, 01 Dec 2007 14:42:27 -0800

A toetapping pontification of the very reasons behind making a call, recommended for existentialists and budding redneck philosophers.