Fall is creeping in, and you know what that means! It’s time to bring out the pumpkins, costumes, candy, and a few bony friends.

In our house, Halloween jokes are one of those simple things that can get the kids laughing without adding another elaborate activity to the calendar. My boys especially love jokes that are just corny enough to make you groan before you laugh—and skeleton jokes definitely fit the bill.

These funny skeleton jokes for kids are silly, clean, and school-appropriate, making them perfect for lunchbox notes, Halloween parties, classrooms, or just getting everyone laughing around the dinner table.

Get ready for plenty of rib-tickling jokes, bone-a-fide giggles, and skeleton puns!

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If you only have time for a few jokes, start here! These are some of our favorite funny skeleton jokes for kids to share during the Halloween season.

I love keeping a few of these in my back pocket because you never know when you need to lighten the mood. A silly joke can go a surprisingly long way with kids!

1. What is a skeleton’s favorite snack?
   Bone-bons.
2. What do you call a skeleton detective?
   Sherlock Bones.
3. What’s a skeleton’s favorite game?
   Hide-and-bone-seek.
4. Why did the skeleton go to the gym?
   To work on his core bones.
5. Why don’t skeletons fight each other?
   They don’t have the guts!
6. What do you call a skeleton who won’t work?
   Lazy bones.
7. What instrument do skeletons play?
   The trom-bone.
8. What do skeletons use to call each other?
   The tele-bone!
9. What kind of tree does a skeleton like best?
   A bone-sai tree.
10. Why did the skeleton bring a ladder?
    He wanted to climb the social bone.

Funny Skeleton Jokes for Kids to Tell at School

There’s something about elementary-aged kids and jokes. Once my boys learn a new one, I can pretty much guarantee I’m going to hear it more than once—and then they’re going to tell it to anyone else who will listen.

That’s part of what makes these jokes so much fun. They’re short, easy to remember, and clean enough to tell friends, classmates, teachers, and grandparents.

Here are some more silly skeleton jokes kids can add to their repertoire.

Skeleton Knock-Knock Jokes for Kids

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Bone.
Bone who?
Bone to be wild!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Tibia.
Tibia who?
Tibia honest, I’m just here for snacks.

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Femur.
Femur who?
Femur later—time to do homework!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Bone.
Bone who?
Bone appetite! I brought pizza!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Bone.
Bone who?
Bone-jour! I’m just checking in to say hello!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Femur.
Femur who?
Femur later—I’m on my way to a Halloween party!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Bone-apart.
Bone-apart who?
Bone-apart, my friend—it’s time to trick-or-treat!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Skeleton.
Skeleton who?
Skeleton who? It’s me, silly! I thought you knew me!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Skeleton.
Skeleton who?
Skeleton on a mission—it’s time to collect some candy!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Hip.
Hip who?
Hip, hip, hooray! It’s Halloween!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Bonehead.
Bonehead who?
Bonehead me? I forgot my Halloween costume!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Tibia.
Tibia who?
Tibia or not tibia…that is the question!

Short and Funny Skeleton Jokes for Kids

Sometimes the shortest jokes get the biggest laughs. These are easy for kids to memorize, which makes them especially good for classroom parties or slipping into lunchboxes during October.

• Why was the skeleton so calm? Nothing could get under his skin!
• Why did the skeleton go to school? To improve his skull-gebra.
• Why did the skeleton cross the road? To get to the body shop.
• What do skeletons use to clean their teeth? A bone brush.
• What do skeletons order at restaurants? Spare ribs.
• What do you call a funny skeleton? A laugh-a-bone.
• Why are skeletons such bad liars? You can see right through them.
• What is a skeleton’s favorite room? The living room.
• Why are skeletons good at keeping secrets? They never spill the bones.
• Why are skeletons always relaxed? Nothing gets under their skin.
• What does a polite skeleton say? Thank you very marrow!
• Why don’t skeletons make good liars? They’re completely transparent.
• Why do skeletons love school? They’re experts in bone-ology.
• What did the skeleton name his band? The Rattling Bones.
• Why do skeletons love camping? They love sitting around the bonefire.

Funny Skeleton Puns for Kids

Not every skeleton joke needs a question and answer. These silly skeleton puns are fun for Halloween cards, lunchbox notes, classroom signs, crafts, or even Halloween captions.

• I’ve got a bone to pick with you.
• I’m having a bone-afide good time!
• You are bone-cracking funny!
• I’ve got this down to the bone.
• That’s skele-fun!
• I’m feeling skele-tastic!
• You’re tibia best friend ever!
• This Halloween party is un-bone-lievable!
• Let’s have a spook-tacular time!
• We’re going to have a rattling good time!
• No bones about it—you’re awesome!
• I’ve got a skele-ton of Halloween spirit!
• Bone appetit!
• You’re looking very humerus today!
• Let’s get this party rattling!

Why Kids Love Funny Skeleton Jokes

Skeletons are supposed to be spooky, but I’ve always thought they were a little more silly than scary. Maybe it’s all the bone puns!

That’s one reason funny skeleton jokes for kids work so well around Halloween. They let kids enjoy the spooky side of the holiday without making things too scary.

Jokes can also give kids an easy way to interact with other people. Learning one silly joke and getting a laugh from a friend, sibling, teacher, or grandparent can be a tiny confidence boost—especially for a child who might not always know what to say.

And as a parent, I love activities that require almost no setup. You don’t need supplies or a complicated plan. Pick a few favorites from this list and start telling jokes!

Free Printable Skeleton Jokes for Kids

Want to make these jokes even easier to share?

Our printable skeleton jokes for kids are perfect for cutting out and slipping into lunchboxes throughout October. You can also use them for:

• Classroom Halloween parties
• Morning meeting activities
• Halloween party favors
• Notes for your kids
• Halloween treat bags
• Joke-of-the-day activities
• Homeschool morning baskets

As a mom, I’m always looking for those little things that feel special to kids but don’t create a bunch of extra work for me.

Lunchbox jokes definitely fall into that category. Print them once, cut them apart, and you’ve got a stack ready to sneak into lunchboxes throughout the month.

More Funny Halloween Jokes for Kids

If skeleton jokes have everyone laughing, don’t stop here!

For another spooky creature, check out these 45 funny bat jokes for kids. There are plenty of silly, Halloween-ready bat jokes kids can share with friends.

You can also test the family with these not so scary Halloween Jokes. They’re an easy addition to a Halloween party, classroom celebration, or family night.

And if you’re looking for something to do after all that laughing, try this Halloween quiz for kids or browse our Halloween crafts and activities for kids.

Halloween doesn’t always need elaborate activities to feel special. Sometimes all it takes is a goofy joke that your kids repeat approximately 47 times before deciding it’s the funniest thing they’ve ever heard.

Save your favorites, print a few for lunchboxes, and enjoy these funny skeleton jokes for kids all Halloween season!

Frequently Asked Questions About Skeleton Jokes for Kids

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Time for some outside camping fun? You’ve come to the right place. Just being outside is a wonderful experience. Adding to the fun by doing a little prep work makes camping (especially with kids) even better.

Once you have these funny jokes about camping printed and ready, you can head over to find 10 Must-Have Camping Supplies. Next stop? 50 Ideas to Make Camping Easier and Camping with Kids: 40 Tips, Activities, Games, and Recipes.

Funny Camping Jokes for Kids

These camping jokes for kids are just what you need for your next camping trip.

• What did the beaver say to the tree? — It’s been nice gnawing you.
• What do you call a group of grizzlies cracking up together? — A Bear-el of laughs.
• Why does Humpty Dumpty love camping autumn? — Because Humpty Dumpty had a great fall.
• What type of chair is good at yoga? — A folding chair.
• Where do cows go camping? — Moo York.
• How do trees access the internet? — They log in. 
• Why are people who go camping on April 1 always tired? — Because they just finished a 31 day March.
• Where does a camper keep his money? — In the river bank.
• What’s another name for a sleeping bag? — A nap sack.
• How do you keep your sleeping bag from getting stretched out? — Don’t sleep too long in it!

• Why did the fish blush? — Because it saw the lakes bottom. 
• Why don’t pirates sleep in tents? — They like to enjoy the night ahrrrrr.
• What did the pine tree wear to the lake? — Swimming trunks.
• Can a frog jump higher than an average tent? — Of course, an average tent can’t jump.
• How can you tell if a tree is dogwood? — By its bark.
• What camping destination makes a pet bird sing with joy? — Canary Islands.
• What do you call a bear with no teeth? — Gummy bear.
• What is a tree’s favorite drink? — Root beer.
• How do you catch a squirrel? — Climb a tree and act like a nut.
• Where do ants go camping? — Frants.
• How do computer programmers make extra money in the summer? — They make a small fortune helping campers get rid of bugs.
• Where do goldfish go camping? — Around the globe.
• What did the cow wear to his camping trip in Hawaii? — A moo moo.
• What warm drink helps you relax while camping? — Calm-omile tea.
• Where do sharks like to camp? — Finland.
• What did the bear say when he saw the campers in sleeping bags? — Sandwiches!

Camping Knock Knock Jokes

We like knock-knock jokes in general. We love knock-knock jokes about camping.

1. Knock, knock! Who’s there? RV. RV who? RV there yet?
2. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Armageddon. Armageddon who? Armageddon cold out here!
3. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Canoe. Canoe who? Canoe come out and play with me?
4. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Carrie. Carrie who? Carrie these camping chairs, please.
5. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Hoo. Who hoo? Uh oh, watch out for the owl!

Camp Jokes for Kids

Print these jokes about camp and add them to your camper’s bag.  Laughter awaits!

1. Why did the camp counselor quit his job? – Because it was always in tents.
2. Why did the summer camp counselors wear sunglasses? – Because their campers were so bright.
3. Where did the sheep go to camp? — The Baa-hamas!
4. How do campers communicate with fish? — They drop a line!
5. Why don’t mummies go to camp? — They’re afraid to relax and rewind.
6. Why didn’t the elephant take a suitcase to camp? — He already had his trunk.
7. Why did the robot go to camp? — He needed to recharge his batteries.
8. What vegetables like to go to camp? — Brussel Scouts.
9. What do spiders do at camp? — Fly fishing.
10. What type of shoes do frogs wear when they go to camp? — Open-toad shoes.
11. Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing! 
12. How do you make a tissue dance? You put a little boogie in it!

Campfire Jokes

1. What did the campers say when the guides asked them how they enjoyed the campfire? – They all gave it glowing reviews.
2. What did the father say to his daughter when her marshmallows kept falling into the campfire? – Stick with it.
3. What do you call a group of bears laughing around a campfire? — A bearel of laughs.

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Camping Riddles with Answers

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1. Give me food, and I will live. Give me water, and I will die. What am I? — Campfire.
2. A man went on a camping trip on his horse. He left on Sunday and came back on Sunday but he went away for 10 days. How can this be? — His horse’s name was Sunday.
3. I can be put in a bag but I’m not a sandwich. I have a door but I’m not a car. I’m sometimes made of canvas but I’m not a piece of art. I have people sleeping in me but I’m not a hotel room. What am I? — A tent.
4. I have a magnet but I don’t stick to metal. I have a needle but I can’t sew. I sometimes have scales but I can’t weigh anything. I help you find your way but I’m not a map. I have N E W S on me but I’m not a TV. What am I? — A compass.
5. Johnny received two tents from a local farmer, two tents from his mother-in-law, and two tents from a deer hunter. He has seven tents to take to the camping site. How is this possible? — He already owned a tent.

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Camping Puns

Check out our full list of camping puns!

1. Camping? Alpaca my tent!
2. I’ll take s’more chocolate and marshmallows, please.
3. I slept like a log last night, and then woke up on the campfire.
4. The world needs s’more people like you.
5. Loosen up, your too tents.
6. You can’t run through a campsite, you can only ran because it’s past tents.
7. What did the llama say when his cousin asked him to go camping? — Alpaca tent.
8. Did you hear about the pair of honey-making insects that fell in love on a camping trip? — It was tent two bee.
9. It only costs a few bucks to get into our local aquarium if you’re camping nearby or dressed as a dolphin. Yup, for all in tents and porpoises, it’s free!

Long Camping Jokes

1. An adventurer was paddling the river in winter. Feeling cold, he lit a fire in his boat. He quickly realized… you can’t have your kayak and heat it too.
2. If you’ve got four tents, eight sleeping bags, and six camping chairs in your wheelbarrow, what have you got? — A big wheel-barrow.
3. Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson go on a camping trip together. After eating their dinner around the campfire they retire to the tent to go to sleep. A few hours later Sherlock wakes up.
   “Watson, are you awake?”
   “Yes sir. What is it?”
   “Look up and tell me what you see.”
   “I see billions of stars,” says Watson.
   “And what does that tell you Watson,” asks Holmes.
   “Astronomically, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets. Astrologically, I observe that Saturn is in Leo. Horologically, I deduce that the time is approximately a quarter past three. Theologically, I can see that God is all-powerful and that we are small and insignificant. Meteorologically, I suspect that we will have a beautiful day tomorrow.”
   “Why? – What does it tell you, Holmes?”
   Holmes is quiet for a moment then says: “It tells me that there’s a hole in our tent.”
4. A 12-year-old boy goes camping for the first time in the woods with his father. After they have set up camp he asks his dad where he can go to the toilet.
   “That’s the beauty of camping in the woods,” the father replies, “You can go to the toilet wherever you want.” After five minutes or so, the young lad wanders back to the campfire. “So, where did you go to the toilet then, son?” The father asks. “In your tent,” the boy replies.
5. A local farmer had opened up his land to campers. When I arrived, he helped me into the field with a wooden step over the fence. — I told him that liked his stile.

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What makes Halloween so special for families? I think it’s because Halloween brings out the kid in all of us. Parents and kids get to work together to plan their Halloween attire. Some even show up in family-themed ensembles. It’s all about having fun, dressing up in outrageous costumes, trick or treating, and sharing funny ghost jokes for kids, the sillier and spookier the better!

50+ Funny Ghost Jokes for Kids That Are Boo-tifully Hilarious

Halloween is not just about scary stuff, eating candy, or dressing up. It’s also about family bonding and sharing giggles. We’ve put together our favorite family-friendly ghost jokes for kids to enjoy and share. Are you ready to have your funny bones tickled?

Why Do Kids Love Ghost Jokes?

Kids love ghost jokes because they flip the script: instead of ghosts being scary, they become silly, friendly, and totally goofy. The perfect recipe for family fun and getting into the Halloween spirit is mixing humor, spookiness, and a touch of silliness.

But don’t just take our word for it. Put on your silly hats and enjoy this collection of spook-tacular Halloween jokes for kids!

What Are the Best Ghost Jokes for Kids?

We’ve rounded up 50+ of the best ghost jokes for kids, sorted into three categories so you can jump straight to your favorites: knock-knock jokes, classic ghost jokes, and silly ghost puns.

What Are the Funniest Knock-Knock Ghost Jokes for Kids?

These knock-knock ghost jokes are the ones kids will beg to tell over and over again, so consider yourself warned!

1. Knock knock! Who’s there? Howl. Howl who? Howl you like my spooky jokes?
2. Knock knock! Who’s there? Howl. Howl who? Howl you find your way out of the haunted house?
3. Knock knock! Who’s there? Justin. Justin who? Justin time for Halloween treat-or-treating!
4. Knock knock! Who’s there? Cereal. Cereal who? Cereal-ously, let’s go trick-or-treating!
5. Knock knock. Who’s there? Ghost. Ghost who? Ghost you thought I was done with the spooky jokes?
6. Knock knock. Who’s there? Witch. Witch who? Witch way to the party? I ordered broom service.
7. Knock knock. Who’s there? Dontcha. Dontcha who? Dontcha you know a ghost’s favorite dessert is ice scream?
8. Knock knock. Who’s there? Sweet. Sweet who? Sweet tooth, ready for trick-or-treating!
9. Knock knock. Who’s there? Ghost. Ghost who? Ghost to show you how to have fun on Halloween!
10. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Boo! Boo who? Don’t cry, I’m just a friendly little ghost! 
    

What Are the Most Classic Kids Ghost Jokes?

Classic ghost jokes are the gold standard for a reason: they’re simple, silly, and get a laugh every single time.

1. What kind of horse do ghosts ride? A night-mare.
2. How does a ghost unlock a door? With a spoo-key.
3. What did the ghost dad say to his ghost son? Don’t spook anyone unless you’re spoken to!
4. Where did the ghost go to pick up mail? The ghost office.
5. What’s a ghost’s favorite type of flower? Boo-quets.
6. Every ghost party ends early because the guests keep fading away.
7. What did the ghost say about math class? It was boo-ring!
8. Why do ghosts love elevators? It lifts their spirits.
9. What’s a ghost’s favorite carnival ride? The roller-ghoster.
10. What do ghosts send from vacation? Ghostcards!
11. It’s gonna be a great Halloween — I can feel it in my bones!
12. What room does a ghost not need? Living room.
13. What’s the spookiest piece of cutlery? A spoooooooooon!
14. What do ghosts turn on in Summer? The scare conditioner!
15. Where do baby ghosts go during the day? Day-scare centers.
16. What does a ghost do when he gets in the car? Puts on his sheet belt.
17. What is a group of ghosts called? Team spirit.
18. What kind of mistakes do ghosts make? Boo-boos.
19. What do baby ghosts wear on Halloween? Pillowcases.
20. What do Italian ghosts eat? Spooketti Boolognese.
21. How does a ghost style their hair? With scare-spray. 
22. What kind of music is played at the Halloween party? Wrap. 
23. What do you call a ghost who works on the beach? A ghost guard. 
24. What’s a ghost’s favorite type of pie? Boo-berry pie. 
25. Why did the ghost get a haircut? To trim its dead ends. 
26. What did the mother ghost say to her kids? Don’t spook unless spooken to.

Which Ghost Puns for Kids Are the Silliest?

Ghost puns for kids are perfect for groan-worthy giggles, and these ones deliver every time.

1. Where do ghosts buy their food? At the ghost-ery store.
2. What’s a ghost’s favorite kind of fruit? Boo-berries!
3. What do ghosts do at sleepovers? Tell scary human stories.
4. How do ghosts wash their hair? Sham-boo.
5. Why did the ghost get busted in the forest? He was haunting without a license!
6. What game do ghosts love to play? Hide and shriek!
7. What do ghosts wear to help them see? Spooktacles!
8. Where do ghosts go on holiday? The Boo-hamas.
9. What’s a ghost’s favourite ride at the fair? The scary-go-round!
10. What does a ghost panda eat? Bam-BOO!
11. This Halloween candy is spook-tacular.
12. I hope these Halloween puns don’t drive you batty.
13. These Halloween puns are totally eerie-sistible.
14. What kind of rocks do ghosts collect? Tombstones.
15. What does a zombie wear to see? Spook-tacles!
16. What do you say to a ghost with three heads? Hello, hello, hello!
17. What do ghosts eat for lunch? Boo-loney sandwiches.
18. How does a ghost sneeze? Ahh, ahh, ahh, BOO!
19. What kind of car does a ghost drive? A Boogatti.
20. What do you get when you cross a chicken with a ghost? A peck-a-boo.

How Can You Share These Ghost Jokes for Halloween?

There are so many fun ways to share ghost jokes for Halloween, from lunchbox surprises to trick-or-treating adventures. If you love the idea of finding creative ways to connect with your kids, slipping a joke into their day is one of the simplest and sweetest ways to do it.

We hope our collection of spooky funny ghost jokes for kids has evoked a few snickers and maybe a snort or two! There’s something truly special and exciting about Halloween. Dressing up, trick-or-treating amongst the Halloween-themed decorated houses, and sharing a frightfully fun experience where the entire family can participate!

Be sure to visit our page for some more kid-friendly content, and we’re witch-ing you a happy Halloween!

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Give your middle schoolers the punchline with these great jokes for middle schoolers! Perfect for getting a laugh out of friends any time of day!

100 Jokes for Middle Schoolers That Will Actually Make Them Laugh

Middle school kids are in a whole different world from elementary school and they know it. My son started middle school this year, and boy, I realized pretty quickly that this year is a horse of a different color! I’m not sure who was more excited about the school break, me or him. That’s exactly why I put together this list of the best funny jokes for middle schoolers, because a well-timed laugh goes a long way at this age.

Everyone loves a good joke, no matter what age you’re at. The best jokes for middle school kids are usually clean, safe for all scenarios, and easy to remember. Here are our top funny jokes for middle schoolers that you can share with your tweens to entertain and engage them and to help facilitate humor and connection during this often challenging age. The main goal here is to provide laughs!

What Are the Best Jokes for Middle School Kids?

Here are 100 school-appropriate jokes for middle schoolers that are easy to remember and guaranteed to get at least an eye-roll, if not a full laugh.

1. Did you hear about the stolen dog collar? Police are looking for leads.
2. How much does it cost to swim with sharks? An arm and a leg.
3. What do cake and baseball have in common? They both need a batter.
4. How do you cook an alligator? With a croc-pot.
5. What kind of jewelry do rabbits wear? 14 carrot gold.
6. What did the mama cow say to the baby cow? It’s pasture bedtime.
7. What’s the difference between a piano and a fish? You can tune a piano but you can’t tuna fish.
8. Two eggs went to a party. They had a shell of a time.
9. What do you call a herd of sheep falling down a hill? A lambslide.
10. Did you hear about the two rowboats that got into an argument? It was quite an oar-deal.
11. What kind of bug can tell time? A clock-roach.
12. Once I read a book about glue. I couldn’t put it down.
13. What kind of music should you listen to while fishing? Something catchy!
14. How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Ten-tickles.
15. What’s the easiest building to lift? A lighthouse.
16. Why can’t leopards play hide-and-seek? Because they’re always spotted.
17. What kind of music do elves listen to? Wrap music.
18. What do you call a rude cow? Beef jerky.
19. Did you hear about the broken guitar for sale? It comes with no strings attached.
20. Why did the Oreo go to the dentist? It lost its filling.
21. What do you call a potato wearing glasses? A spec-tater.
22. How do mice floss their teeth? With string cheese.
23. How did the piano get locked out of its car? It lost its keys.
24. What should you do if you meet a giant? Use big words.
25. What’s the best air to breathe if you want to be rich? Millionaire.
26. Why did the deer go to the dentist? It had buck teeth.
27. Why are frogs good at baseball? They know how to catch fly balls.
28. What did the beach say when the tide came in? Long time no sea.
29. Why are most people tired on April 1? They’ve just finished a 31-day March.
30. Why did the drum go to bed? It was beat.
31. What do you give the dentist of the year? A little plaque.
32. Why did the whale blush? It saw the ocean’s bottom.
33. What do you call a moose with no name? Anonymoose.
34. Where do penguins go to vote? The North Poll.
35. What do clouds wear beneath their pants? Thunderwear.
36. Where do birds stay when they travel? Someplace cheep.
37. What did the fish say after swimming into a cement wall? “Dam.”
38. Did you hear about the cheese factory that exploded in France? Apparently, da brie is everywhere.
39. Why did the rabbit go to the salon? It was having a bad hare day.
40. Did you hear about the fire at the shoe factory? Many soles were lost.
41. How much money does a skunk have? Just one scent.
42. What did the tree say when spring finally arrived? What a re-leaf.
43. Why did the computer go to bed? It needed to crash.
44. What did the horse say after he tripped? “I’ve fallen and I can’t giddy up.”
45. What kind of bird works on a construction site? A crane.
46. What is a calendar’s favorite food? Dates.
47. Why did the watch go on vacation? To unwind.
48. Why did the car take a nap? It was tired.
49. What do you call someone who raises hens? A chicken tender.
50. I told my mom I’d call her later, but she said she prefers “Mom.”
51. I don’t tell dad jokes that often. But when I do, he laughs.
52. Why did the phone wear glasses? Because it lost all its contacts.
53. What’s the best way to get to the hospital after breaking your foot? Toe truck.
54. Where do boats go when they’re sick? To the dock.
55. Why did the frog take the bus to work? His car got toad.
56. How did the farmer fix his torn overalls? With a cabbage patch.
57. What do you give a scientist with bad breath? Experi-mints.
58. What did the hamburger name its baby? Patty.
59. Did you hear about the cleaners who went to space? They ended up scrubbing the mission.
60. Where do books hide when they’re afraid? Under their covers.
61. What did one toilet say to the other? You look a bit flushed.
62. Why did the guy get fired from the calendar factory? He took a day off.
63. What kind of felines can bowl? Alley cats.
64. What do you call a happy cowboy? A jolly rancher.
65. When does Friday come before Thursday? In the dictionary.
66. Why shouldn’t you trust trees? They seem shady.
67. Where’s the one place you should never take your dog? The flea market.
68. What did one leaf say to the other? I’m falling for you.
69. How do you get a mouse to smile? Say “cheese!”
70. I wanted to take a bath, but decided to leave it where it is.
71. A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, “Why the long face?”
72. What do you call birds that stick together? Velcrows.
73. What do you call a cow with two legs? Lean beef.
74. What did the blanket say to the bed? I’ve got you covered.
75. How do birds learn to fly? They wing it.
76. What do you call a fly with a sore throat? A hoarse fly.
77. What do you call a priest that becomes a lawyer? A father-in-law.
78. How do you fix a broken tomato? With tomato paste.
79. What do you call a shoe made out of a banana? A slipper.
80. Did you hear the rumor about butter? Everyone is spreading it.
81. Why did the cow go to Hollywood? To be in the moooo-vies.
82. What do you call recently-married spiders? Newly-webs.
83. What kind of cereal do leprechauns eat? Lucky charms.
84. What do you get when you cross a Smurf and a cow? Blue cheese.
85. Why did the snowman buy a bag of carrots? He wanted to pick his nose.
86. What did the Dalmatian say after dinner? That hit the spot.
87. How does Darth Vader like his bagels? On the dark side.
88. What do cows like to read? Cattle-logs.
89. Why did the thief take a shower before robbing the bank? He wanted to make a clean getaway.
90. Why was the traffic light late to work? It took too long to change.
91. Getting paid to sleep would be my dream job.
92. Why did police arrest the turkey? They suspected fowl play.
93. What do you call two ducks and a cow? Quackers and milk.
94. What do you call it when a cow grows facial hair? A moooo-stache.
95. How many feet are in a yard? It depends on how many people are standing there.
96. What month has 28 days? All of them.
97. Why doesn’t it hurt if someone throws a can of Coke at your head? Because it’s a soft drink.
98. What do you get when you cross an ornery sheep with a crabby cow? A real baa-d moo-d.
99. What do kids play when they have nothing else to do? Bored games.
100. Who do you call to clean the ocean? Mermaids.
101. What musical instrument is in the bathroom? Tuba toothpaste. 
102. What kind of tree fits in your hand? A palm tree! 
103. What’s a tornado’s favorite game? Twister! 
104. What is a fake noodle called? Impasta! 
105. What is the sound a dinosaur makes when sleeping? Dino-snore. 
106. What’s an elephant that doesn’t matter called? Irrelephant. 
107. Why do you never give Elsa anything to hold? Because she’ll let it go! 
108. Where do polar bears hide all their money? In the snow bank.
109. What do you call a pig that plays basketball? A ball hog. 
110. What did the limestone say to the geologist and the rest of the rocks? Don’t take me for granite! 
111. Why did the middle schooler eat their homework? Because the teacher told him it was a piece of cake. 
112. What did the paper say to the pencil? Write on! 
113. • 13. What did the janitor scream when he jumped out of the closet? Supplies!

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All bright students know that coming back from summer vacation means that they need to have good jokes on hand! School today can be a laughing matter using any of these as the joke of the day.

Sometimes, we all just need to surround ourselves with great friends in the hallway at school, and bring a smile to their face!

Why Are First Day of School Jokes Such a Good Idea?

You can make the transition from pre-school to primary school, or any other time when your child must go back to school, a little easier on them by introducing some funny first day of school jokes.

Imagine their surprise when they open their lunchbox and mom left them a funny note or a few jokes to share a few chuckles with friends. Humor is an excellent tool for easing those first-day-of-school jitters and helping kids get more excited for the new school year. As a child, the first day of school was not scary to me at all. I think it’s because of my parents and the way they put me at ease and prepared me.

Why Does First Day of School Humor Help Kids?

First day of school humor genuinely helps kids settle in because it lowers anxiety before they even walk through the classroom door. The first day of starting or going back to school can feel nerve-wracking for kids, not knowing what’s in store for them. It’s important for parents or teachers to create a fun environment for kids as they transition back to school, as it can boost social interaction and create a relaxed atmosphere to help them focus and learn better. The best way to do so is by sharing back to school jokes and school jokes for kids to help them settle in more comfortably.

It can be a challenge for kids to adjust to a new school, but first day of school humor can help create comfort and connection, making the transition smoother. With our printable first day of school jokes, you can help your child feel better about the first day of school. Having printables ready for quick access can go a long way in brightening up their day, especially for lunchbox notes.

What Are the Best Funny First Day of School Jokes for Kids?

Here are 100 easy first day of school jokes your kids will love, perfect for lunchbox notes, morning laughs, or the classroom. They’ll make them giggle harder than any teacher jokes will!

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1. How do bees go to school? By bee buzzz.
2. Why does the dog perform so well in school? Because he’s the teacher’s pet.
3. What is the butterfly’s favorite subject? MOTHematics. 
4. What is black when it’s clean, but white when it’s dirty? The blackboard.
5. Which is the longest table in the class? The multiplication table. 
6. What superhero will you find in computer class? The screensaver.
7. Which school do birds attend? High school.
8. What is the blackboard’s favorite drink? Hot Chalk-olate.
9. Which animal cheats in the exams? CHEATah. 
10. Why do triangles and squares work out every day? To stay in shape. 
11. What can children catch, but not throw? A cold.
12. How much do computers eat for lunch? A byte.
13. What’s so fresh in the chemistry class? The experiMINTS. 
14. Which insect is the smartest in class? The spelling bee.
15. What are the coolest letters of the alphabet? AC.
16. Which school does the ice cream man go to? Sundae school.
17. How do fish get to school? By octobus.
18. What are the ten things teachers can always count on? Their fingers. 
19. What is Mr. Snake’s favorite subject? Hissstory.
20. What is the English teacher’s favorite breakfast? Synonymⁱ rolls. 
21. Which is the tallest school building? The library—because it has many STORIES.
22. Which nation is the teacher’s favorite nation? ExplaNATION. 
23. Why didn’t the sun go to university? Because it already has many degrees.
24. Which subject is the sweetest? History – because it has many dates.
25. What do you call the boy with a dictionary in his pants? Smartiepants.
26. What is a mathematical plant? The one with square roots. 
27. Why do music teachers do well in baseball? They have perfect pitch.
28. How do you know that Saturn was married more than once? Because it has many rings. 
29. What do you call a tired backpack? A knapsack.
30. Which two days start with T? Today and tomorrow.
31. What’s the calculator’s favorite saying? You can count on me. 
32. Why do pirates take a long time to finish reading the letters of the alphabet? Because they spend a lot of time at C. 
33. When do astronauts eat lunch? During LAUNCH time.
34. Why did the teacher throw her watch out the window? She wanted to see time fly.
35. What do ducks use to solve problems? A Quackulator.
36. Why does the music teacher use a ladder in school? He needs to reach high notes.
37. Who is the leader of school supplies? The ruler.
38. Who is everyone’s best friend in school? The princiPAL.
39. This US state has the most number of math teachers. MATHachusetts 
40. What year is the frog’s favorite year? Leap year.
41. What do you call a teacher that is addicted to Instagram? An instaGRAMMAR.
42. Which tree is the English teacher’s favorite tree? A PoeTREE. 
43. Which dinosaur has the best vocabulary? A Thesaurus.
44. Which school do the surfers go to? Boarding school.
45. Why were the students doing multiplication on the floor? The teacher asked them not to use tables. 
46. Which state is called the land of pencils? Pennsylvania.
47. What is the longest word in the dictionary? RUBBER BAND—Because it stretches.
48. Why was the clock called to the principal’s office? For TOCKing too much in class.
49. What do elves do after school? GNOMEⁱ work. 
50. Why was the picture sent to jail? It was framed.
51. What kind of chocolate do you find in airports? PLANE chocolate.
52. What has four wheels and flies? A garbage truck.
53. Why was school easier for cave people? Because there was no history to study! 
54.  Why did the broom get a poor grade in school? Because it was always sweeping during class. 
55. A man dug a tunnel out of jail and came up on a preschool playground. “I’m free! I’m free!” he yelled. “Big deal,” said a little boy. “I’m 4.”
56. What do Santa’s elves do in school? Presentations! 
57. Why did the M&M go to school? Because he really wanted to be a Smartie! 
58. What has given Mr. Bubbles nightmares since elementary school? Pop quizzes.
59.  What makes a Cyclops such an effective teacher? He has only one pupil. 
60. If you had 13 apples, 12 grapes, 3 pineapples and 3 strawberries, what would you have? A delicious fruit salad. 
61. What did the stressed out dog say to his therapist on the first day of school? “I’ll be blamed for eating homework again once school starts!”
62. What’s the difference between a teacher and a train? A teacher says, “Spit out that gum!” and a train says, “Chew! Chew!” 
63. Why don’t fish go on vacation? Because they’re always in a school.
64. What flies around the school at night? An alpha-bat.
65. What is a math teacher’s favorite dessert? Pi.
66. What do you do if a teacher rolls their eyes at you? Pick them up and roll them back.
67. What do librarians take with them when they go fishing? A bookworm.
68. What happened when the teacher tied all the kid’s shoelaces together? They had a big class trip.
69. What did the pencil sharpener say to the pencil? Stop going in circles and get to the point.
70. Why was the egg thrown out of class? Because it kept telling too many yolks!
71. Why couldn’t the skeleton go back to school? His heart just wasn’t in it.
72. Why did the glue stick get in trouble in school? It couldn’t stick to the rules.
73. Why did the teacher start a gardening club? To help students grow.
74. What do elves learn in school? The elf-a-bet.
75. What contest do skunks win in school? The smelling bee.
76. What do you call the hamburger school dance? The meat ball.
77. What school requires you to drop out in order to graduate? Skydiving school.
78. What time do you go to the dentist? Tooth hurty.
79. What happens when two giraffes collide together? A giraffic jam.
80.  Why are pirates called pirates? Because they Aaarrrr!
81. Why wouldn’t the shrimp share his treasure? Because he was a little shellfish.
82. Why do we never tell jokes about pizza? They’re too cheesy!
83. Two biscuits crossed the road, one got ran over, what did the other one say? Oh Crumbs!
84. How do you make a sausage roll? Push it down a hill.
85. Why do birds fly South for the Winter? Because it’s too far to walk.
86. Why don’t ants catch the flu? Because they have tiny anti-bodies.
87. Why did the boy steal a chair from the classroom? Because the teacher told him to take a seat.
88. Why did the bacon laugh? Because the egg cracked a yoke.
89. Why do basketball players like cookies? It’s another excuse to dunk.
90. Why is ice cream so bad at tennis? They have a soft-serve.
91. Knock Knock. Who’s there?
    Fran.Fran who?
    Fran-tic on the first day of school.
92. Knock Knock. Who’s there?
    Gracie.Gracie who?
    Gracie about my new teacher.
93. Knock Knock Who’s there?
    Felix. Felix who?
    Felix-cited about the new school year.
94. The teacher was angry about the kid-napping in school, but it is fine now. He woke up.
95. Why was the teacher cross-eyed? She couldn’t control her pupils.
96. Did you hear about the science teacher who drank invisible ink? He’s at the hospital waiting to be seen. 
97. What do cats eat for breakfast? Mice Krispies.
98. How do you find a cheetah in the dark? Use a spotlight.
99. Why are shopping centers boring? Because if you’ve seen one, you’ve seen the mall.
100. Why did the pasta go to the dermatologist? It had a big ziti.
101. What’s an English teacher’s favorite dessert? Synonym rolls.
102. What did one pencil say to the other? You have a good point. 
103. What kind of school does an airplane go to? Higher education.

Ready to Make the First Day of School a Little Funnier?

And there you have it! With these funny school jokes, it’s easier for parents and teachers to engage with kids, using humor to tackle the first day of school. One big lesson to teach kids is to have fun! We hope these back to school jokes will make your child’s first day a little less serious and add a few giggles to their day.

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