A New Low

Ep. 287: Afro Man’s Legal Zoom Defense

contact@anewlow.co (A New Low Network) — Wed, 25 Mar 2026 19:04:01 +0000

We did our taxes, then we got high.

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Ep. 286: The Fizzy Shampoo Snafu

contact@anewlow.co (A New Low Network) — Thu, 19 Mar 2026 00:29:39 +0000

The great debate returns with over carbonated shampoo froth.

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Ep. 285: Hard Ways to Escape from Wafer Island

contact@anewlow.co (A New Low Network) — Sun, 01 Mar 2026 19:14:25 +0000

The great chocolate island debate!

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Ep. 284: Joe's First Sourdough Bun

contact@anewlow.co (A New Low Network) — Fri, 20 Feb 2026 16:48:53 +0000

The Craps Boys are Back, Plus Joe’s First Sourdough Reveal!

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Ep. 283: Bad Bunny’s Heated Halftime Rivalry

contact@anewlow.co (A New Low Network) — Tue, 10 Feb 2026 20:49:07 +0000

Big Game Redacted Predictions!

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Ep. 282: Narrating My Valve Movement

contact@anewlow.co (A New Low Network) — Tue, 03 Feb 2026 01:01:39 +0000

We take on water as Democracy has overstayed it’s welcome in America.

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Ep. 281: Ice Cold S'mores on the Hershey Highway

contact@anewlow.co (A New Low Network) — Fri, 23 Jan 2026 07:18:05 +0000

Final Destination but with an Ice Cold Fire.

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Ep. 280: Life Advice From The Meat Smoker

contact@anewlow.co (A New Low Network) — Mon, 19 Jan 2026 02:18:54 +0000

Meeting strangers to smoke the meat.

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Ep. 279: Frosted Tips and Sharted Scripts

contact@anewlow.co (A New Low Network) — Sat, 10 Jan 2026 01:13:19 +0000

We celebrate 2026 with Scott Stapp & adult diapers!

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Ep. 278: Hornets in My Kitchen's Quarter Zip

contact@anewlow.co (A New Low Network) — Tue, 06 Jan 2026 01:03:33 +0000

We celebrate the new year with drinks from the medicine cabinet!

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Ep. 277: Santa in Mirror Not as Close as He Appears

contact@anewlow.co (A New Low Network) — Tue, 23 Dec 2025 00:39:03 +0000

We peek into our side view mirrors with tales of pets and travel.

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Ep. 276: Honeymona Pâtisserie Adventure

contact@anewlow.co (A New Low Network) — Thu, 11 Dec 2025 22:14:15 +0000

Joe is back with his honeymoon adventures!

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Ep. 275: Subscripsification of Soured Dough

contact@anewlow.co (A New Low Network) — Sat, 22 Nov 2025 18:54:19 +0000

The Yeasty Boys are Back for Thanksgiving Extravaganza!

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Ep. 274: Frankenstein's House of Axe Cans

contact@anewlow.co (A New Low Network) — Sun, 16 Nov 2025 17:24:17 +0000

We go super sayin’ investing in Frankenstein’s gas cans.

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Ep. 273: Mamdani's Ice Kareem Sandwich

contact@anewlow.co (A New Low Network) — Tue, 11 Nov 2025 01:20:30 +0000

Mamdani is mayor and all car repairs are free!

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Ep. 272: Eagles Princess Plays Roulette With The Boss

contact@anewlow.co (A New Low Network) — Sat, 01 Nov 2025 00:13:11 +0000

James has a new wife, Joe has a new jacket, and Scott was robbed by Tony.

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Ep. 271: Ansari I Waffered on The Wedding

contact@anewlow.co (A New Low Network) — Wed, 29 Oct 2025 19:34:20 +0000

Love is blind and so are the kitkat taste testers.

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Ep. 270: YoubiSoft's Assassin's Keys

contact@anewlow.co (A New Low Network) — Fri, 17 Oct 2025 19:53:16 +0000

We spend our summer break playing Assassin’s Creed in the south!

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Ep. 269: One Stopinopolis After Another

contact@anewlow.co (A New Low Network) — Thu, 02 Oct 2025 22:33:22 +0000

We finally solve all the mysteries from 1992!

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Ep. 268: The Long Walk Down The Aisle

contact@anewlow.co (A New Low Network) — Thu, 25 Sep 2025 21:35:03 +0000

Joe makes it rain at a wedding, Greg makes ice in the woods, and Scott needs a calendar.

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Ep. 267: 50K-POP Demon Rut Run

contact@anewlow.co (A New Low Network) — Thu, 18 Sep 2025 19:54:04 +0000

Joe gets a shiner, Greg runs to Montana, and Scott goes up up up in the Arch!

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Ep. 266: Little Hippo Caught Stealing In Daytona

contact@anewlow.co (A New Low Network) — Fri, 05 Sep 2025 05:41:41 +0000

El Greg dreams of tiny hippos, and Joe hangs out with a bear.

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Ep. 265: Bourbon Street's Abita and Barf Museum

contact@anewlow.co (A New Low Network) — Tue, 02 Sep 2025 18:16:18 +0000

Scott goes cajun, Greg is mista gambler and Joe is mixon it up!

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Ep. 264: Freakier Fridays At The Secret Cabin

contact@anewlow.co (A New Low Network) — Sun, 24 Aug 2025 00:06:14 +0000

Scott gets detained, Joe gets over-drafted, and Greg gets another mortgage.

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Ep. 263: Wedding Rod Reaches the Beaches

contact@anewlow.co (A New Low Network) — Sat, 16 Aug 2025 04:02:39 +0000

James fights a water heater, El Greg is stuck on a mountain, and Joe got married.

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Ep. 262: Bumper Stickers On Gonzo's Naked Gun

contact@anewlow.co (A New Low Network) — Fri, 08 Aug 2025 00:38:49 +0000

James is on the wrong side of the fence; Joe’s got a flat and no beer. Meanwhile, El Greg is excited about a dam.

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Ep. 261: Happy Gilmore's Fantastic Sore

contact@anewlow.co (A New Low Network) — Fri, 01 Aug 2025 21:16:15 +0000

We extend our teeth and discuss Kia’s fantastic four logos!

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Ep. 260: Colbert Dumpster Dives for a Santa Can in the Woods

contact@anewlow.co (A New Low Network) — Thu, 24 Jul 2025 22:49:01 +0000

We discuss our top 10 movies, centerfolds and the southest states.

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Ep. 259: Mile High Advice From Superman's Dad

contact@anewlow.co (A New Low Network) — Thu, 17 Jul 2025 19:39:01 +0000

We ignore all advice and join the mile cry club.

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Ep. 258: Wedding Dranks, Chicken Taints, and Ke$ha Twanks

contact@anewlow.co (A New Low Network) — Fri, 11 Jul 2025 01:11:56 +0000

A Bird Flu Cocktail Takes Out the Scissor Sisters

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Ep. 257: Golden Stone Storm Showers

contact@anewlow.co (A New Low Network) — Thu, 03 Jul 2025 20:17:11 +0000

The Bear is Back on TV and on the Phone. Plus we take electric golden showers.

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Ep. 256: Porkin' Mormons at the Fox Ampifftheater

contact@anewlow.co (A New Low Network) — Sat, 28 Jun 2025 18:07:30 +0000

Greg is a theater kid, Joe is a skinny kid, and Scott is the size of 2 kids.

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Ep. 255: Flavorfication of Ubiquitous Rolls

contact@anewlow.co (A New Low Network) — Fri, 20 Jun 2025 21:54:18 +0000

Joe hates Oreos, Scott loves Bigfoot, and Greg reunites with our audience.

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Ep. 254: Buying A Bulk Of Brennan's Bras At Buc-ees

contact@anewlow.co (A New Low Network) — Wed, 11 Jun 2025 21:33:52 +0000

The boys road trip to a busty Buc-ess to see Brandon’s secret show!

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Ep. 253: Insert Coin On The Icy Hot Friendship

contact@anewlow.co (A New Low Network) — Tue, 03 Jun 2025 14:42:49 +0000

Greg hates middle tooth, Joe loves Icey Hot, and James is the last of us to enjoy the show.

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Ep. 252: Anheuser-Busch Presents: Boost Mobile and the Muffin Tops

contact@anewlow.co (A New Low Network) — Wed, 28 May 2025 17:39:50 +0000

Scott leaves the house, Greg leaves Sprint, and Joe joins Boost Mobile

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Ep. 251: Fruit Flies Give Tom Hardy The Willies

contact@anewlow.co (A New Low Network) — Fri, 16 May 2025 20:11:47 +0000

Greg goes bankrupt, Joe has woke flies, and Scott loves Cali bags.

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Ep. 250: Pope Smoke Sous Vide in 70mm

contact@anewlow.co (A New Low Network) — Tue, 13 May 2025 19:08:12 +0000

Joe gets sick, Greg’s house gets chopped, and Scott takes too long to upload episodes.

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Ep. 249: Prank Calling Daniel Kaluuya From Taffer's John

contact@anewlow.co (A New Low Network) — Fri, 02 May 2025 01:08:52 +0000

Jon calls Jon from the John on USA Network

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Ep. 248: Bowling Etiquette For Sinners

contact@anewlow.co (A New Low Network) — Tue, 29 Apr 2025 01:57:08 +0000

We enrage the 40+ with our zombie bowling style.

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Ep. 247: Freaky Bunny Tales At The Dive Bar In Space

contact@anewlow.co (A New Low Network) — Fri, 18 Apr 2025 21:36:25 +0000

James gets punk’d by audio, Joe dives in the ocean, and Greg solves a murder!

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Ep. 246: Corey B's Detachable Tariff Tots

contact@anewlow.co (A New Low Network) — Sat, 12 Apr 2025 01:29:48 +0000

Greg detaches a leg, Joe taters a tot, and Scott tariffs a Corey

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Ep. 245: Hugh Sells Helium Handies On Letgo

contact@anewlow.co (A New Low Network) — Thu, 03 Apr 2025 18:05:36 +0000

Scott breaks an arm, Greg breaks a leg, and Joe breaks his fast with Pretzels

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Ep. 244: First Class Sex Chat To Italy

contact@anewlow.co (A New Low Network) — Thu, 27 Mar 2025 20:00:40 +0000

Joe starts a new Italian life, Greg talks to his birth parents, and Scott looks for the Eiffel tower in Rome.

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Ep. 243: Picking Prosthetic Locks on Elevated Juices

contact@anewlow.co (A New Low Network) — Sat, 22 Mar 2025 00:46:21 +0000

Kyle returns with one leg, Joe picks a lock, and Scott mops the Casino.

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Ep. 242: Bruce Vilanch's Small Market Runny Eggs

contact@anewlow.co (A New Low Network) — Mon, 17 Mar 2025 23:26:08 +0000

Joe visits a ranch, El Greg is mad that someone is mad, James makes a find and Scott is lost inside an inside joke.

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Ep. 241: A Kettle Cucked Whomper Road Trip to the Oscars

contact@anewlow.co (A New Low Network) — Fri, 07 Mar 2025 23:08:11 +0000

Scott returns a Slim Jim, Greg returns to the casino, and Joe road trips around the horn.

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Ep. 240: Getting Cramps On A Silent Train To Juty Duty

contact@anewlow.co (A New Low Network) — Thu, 27 Feb 2025 19:53:15 +0000

Joe gets summoned, Greg gets an Oscar, and Scott goes silent.

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Ep. 239: OCDs and White Leaves Bless a Philly Cheese

contact@anewlow.co (A New Low Network) — Thu, 20 Feb 2025 23:20:20 +0000

Joe does the dishes, Greg is Florida Man, and James has a Girlfriend.

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Ep. 238: Hibachi Broccoli With Beyoncé's Tamagotchi

contact@anewlow.co (A New Low Network) — Thu, 06 Feb 2025 20:17:37 +0000

We fire up the grill and end racism at the Grammys.

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Ep. 237: Nosferatu Plays Parcheesi At The Playoffs

contact@anewlow.co (A New Low Network) — Sat, 01 Feb 2025 01:00:12 +0000

We go crosseyed discussing our childhood malls.

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Ep. 236: sNOwFundMe

contact@anewlow.co (A New Low Network) — Fri, 24 Jan 2025 02:33:02 +0000

Joe gets Buzzed, Greg has a Woody, and Scott is in-Sid-eous.

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Ep. 235: The Above Board, Desaladzation of America

contact@anewlow.co (A New Low Network) — Mon, 20 Jan 2025 03:08:19 +0000

We solve the fire problem using salad and always pay our taxes.

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Ep. 234: Better Bidets Are Coming.

contact@anewlow.co (A New Low Network) — Thu, 09 Jan 2025 23:09:24 +0000

We put out fires with snow, cruise to our flights, and blow a fuse.

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Ep. 233: The Highs and New Lows of 2024

contact@anewlow.co (A New Low Network) — Sat, 04 Jan 2025 06:21:04 +0000

The best episode of 2025.

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Ep. 232: The 2024 Oh Boi Awards

contact@anewlow.co (A New Low Network) — Sat, 28 Dec 2024 07:51:04 +0000

We celebrate the best of 2024!

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Ep. 231: Yacht Rock and Wall Caulk

contact@anewlow.co (A New Low Network) — Fri, 20 Dec 2024 21:07:43 +0000

5 hosts is always too many… unless it’s the final live show of the year!

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Ep. 230: Christopher Theeve Addresses Label Conspiracy

contact@anewlow.co (A New Low Network) — Fri, 13 Dec 2024 20:49:59 +0000

We bar crawl our way to the post office on horseback.

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Ep. 229: Ice Capped Cold Case of Cream Corn

contact@anewlow.co (A New Low Network) — Mon, 09 Dec 2024 02:00:54 +0000

Joe solves the ice cap problem, a cold case, and world peace.

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Ep. 228: Big Flaps and Tyson's Chaps

contact@anewlow.co (A New Low Network) — Wed, 27 Nov 2024 02:36:23 +0000

They boys chow down on Tyson’s turkey legs for the holidays.

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Ep. 227: Chicken Chord on Bluesky

contact@anewlow.co (A New Low Network) — Fri, 15 Nov 2024 01:39:14 +0000

Greg’s Christmas Trees Rise from the Dark Knight

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Ep. 226: Stupid Tuesday

contact@anewlow.co (A New Low Network) — Fri, 08 Nov 2024 20:54:47 +0000

We are going back.

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Ep. 225: Iron Man Goes Viral on Snowflake Island

contact@anewlow.co (A New Low Network) — Thu, 31 Oct 2024 21:27:23 +0000

Beauty Marks, Obama, Mullets and Future Presidents!

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Ep. 224: Hit the Nail on the Donkey

contact@anewlow.co (A New Low Network) — Fri, 25 Oct 2024 22:44:11 +0000

No cap, KAP IS BACK!

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Ep. 223: Lets Go Pee Fence!

contact@anewlow.co (A New Low Network) — Fri, 18 Oct 2024 02:03:21 +0000

Greg is on the fence about telling us where he peed…

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Ep. 222: Snorting Through Oktoberfest In A White Beater

contact@anewlow.co (A New Low Network) — Thu, 10 Oct 2024 17:56:55 +0000

Greg returns with tales from Munich and we welcome our 5th host Alice.

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Ep. 221: Vince McMahon's Impraysive Doom Plume

contact@anewlow.co (A New Low Network) — Sat, 05 Oct 2024 02:08:06 +0000

Like Vince, the boys suffer from self inflected pain.

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Ep. 220: Corn Starch was a Bad Dude

contact@anewlow.co (A New Low Network) — Fri, 27 Sep 2024 01:00:35 +0000

The boys survive a house fire by throwing corn starch on it!

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Ep. 219: Hold on Brother, I Built a Tree House

contact@anewlow.co (A New Low Network) — Fri, 20 Sep 2024 01:40:53 +0000

The boys survive another episode alone in a jungle treehouse with their new guide James.

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Ep. 218: Guac & Grohl Puppies Out Of Wedlock

contact@anewlow.co (A New Low Network) — Fri, 13 Sep 2024 00:56:55 +0000

We take deep dive into the mystery of Jamaican pet eating!

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Ep. 217: Piling Up Bets At The Swimming Pool

contact@anewlow.co (A New Low Network) — Thu, 05 Sep 2024 18:50:43 +0000

Joe heads to court with the Jags. Greg bets on a 90’s cover band. Scott swims at a strangers house.

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Ep. 216: Hot Dogs In The Alley, No Buns, No Cap

contact@anewlow.co (A New Low Network) — Fri, 23 Aug 2024 00:21:39 +0000

Scott finds a hotdog in the alley, Joe gets swarmed naked and Greg loves the gym showers.

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Ep. 215: Skateboarding Back to My Vodka Nap

contact@anewlow.co (A New Low Network) — Thu, 15 Aug 2024 16:45:48 +0000

Greg & Scott skateboard to the ocean while Kyle naps and Joe declares himself the greatest driver.

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Ep. 214: Hot Ones Hartnett Traps the Mouse

contact@anewlow.co (A New Low Network) — Thu, 08 Aug 2024 18:12:59 +0000

Kyle reviews his Trap, Joe reviews his guac, Greg reviews his furniture and Scott reviews a movie?!?!

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Ep. 213: Corn Pop's Post Card Wins Gold

contact@anewlow.co (A New Low Network) — Thu, 01 Aug 2024 21:52:23 +0000

We Marvel at Corn Pop’s postcards from prison.

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Ep. 212: Glen Powell Debates Kamala at Camp Wampus

contact@anewlow.co (A New Low Network) — Fri, 26 Jul 2024 18:21:32 +0000

We get twisted up in today’s headlines and tow the political line at Camp Wampus.

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Ep. 211: Packing HotD For a Roadside Pee

contact@anewlow.co (A New Low Network) — Thu, 18 Jul 2024 20:19:38 +0000

Joe enjoys warm ice and 3 white people pack and unpack their shaved beef.

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Ep. 210: Chicago Dog Chases a Small Town Mouse

contact@anewlow.co (A New Low Network) — Thu, 11 Jul 2024 22:23:04 +0000

Greg plays cat & mouse with Verizon, Kyle bears through season 3, Joe has tomatoes and Scott lives in lonely world.

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Ep. 209.5: After Show Fireworks with a Silent S

contact@anewlow.co (A New Low Network) — Wed, 03 Jul 2024 18:05:52 +0000

Pull the curtain back to reveal pure post show magic!

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Ep. 209: The Stanley Family's Florida Vacation T-Shirts

contact@anewlow.co (A New Low Network) — Thu, 27 Jun 2024 20:10:34 +0000

The best 3 cruise in to celebrate another Championship.

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Ep. 208: Ally McBeal Clogs A New Lowcation

contact@anewlow.co (A New Low Network) — Fri, 21 Jun 2024 00:55:45 +0000

Kyle discovers his pool, Joe needs a doctor, and Scott clogs Greg’s Alaskan toilet.

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Ep. 207: Bad Boys Big Caucus

contact@anewlow.co (A New Low Network) — Thu, 13 Jun 2024 17:20:10 +0000

Joe and Scott canvass their neighborhood while Greg tries to find a new one.

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Ep. 206: General Tizzo Teaches Speaching

contact@anewlow.co (A New Low Network) — Fri, 07 Jun 2024 00:04:44 +0000

Joe can’t stay dry, Greg is a skype hand model, Kyle gets a MoviePass and Scott chomps at bits late night.

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Ep. 205: Filtering Out Humpblack Whales

contact@anewlow.co (A New Low Network) — Thu, 30 May 2024 13:00:00 +0000

Kyle swipes right on racism, Greg breaches another vacation, Joe’s an electrician, and Eminem is back!

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Ep. 204: Bobbitt Unalives Life Hacks

contact@anewlow.co (A New Low Network) — Mon, 27 May 2024 16:02:15 +0000

Kyle closes on the Nuggets, Joe’s 2nd Story Panic, Greg remembers the Great Depression, and Scott gets married in Vegas.

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Ep. 203: Potty Training Your Date at a Picnic

contact@anewlow.co (A New Low Network) — Thu, 16 May 2024 23:17:29 +0000

Greg is the Yogi Bear, Joe discovers sliced meat, Scott gets potty trained, and Kyle is lost in the mail.

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Ep. 202: Anna Kendrick Lamar Buys Uncut Jams at Brandsmart

contact@anewlow.co (A New Low Network) — Thu, 09 May 2024 20:06:36 +0000

Kyle beefs with AI, Joe beefs with trees, Greg beefs with the sportsbook, and Scott eats beef.

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Ep. 201: Pera Pilots Presidents' Playoff Plane Trip

contact@anewlow.co (A New Low Network) — Thu, 02 May 2024 21:33:51 +0000

Joe has to cancel on Kyle, Greg gets on his weekly flight while Scott sits in Jury Duty.

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Ep. 200: Leaving 200 Imperial Pints Between the Doormats

contact@anewlow.co (A New Low Network) — Thu, 25 Apr 2024 17:20:36 +0000

We did it. 200. We lasted longer than Shogun and Kid Cudi’s heel.

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Ep. 199: Mudslide Joe Gets Got Three Times

contact@anewlow.co (A New Low Network) — Thu, 18 Apr 2024 21:08:35 +0000

Join us on a journey as we visit old facebook, new homes, and a Subway in Spain.

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Ep. 198: J. Cole Sneaks a Cantina onto the Lido Deck

contact@anewlow.co (A New Low Network) — Fri, 12 Apr 2024 01:42:17 +0000

Joe has tales from the sea, Greg powers down, and Kyle reels as Scott hits the poop deck.

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Ep. 197: The White Lady Starts a Tiny Fire at the Honky Tonk

contact@anewlow.co (A New Low Network) — Fri, 05 Apr 2024 19:46:38 +0000

Greg returns keyless to the mother land and Kyle interrogates Scott about his commitment to capitalism.

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Ep. 196: The Hat Man Attends Kim Mulkey's Kick Ass Mass

contact@anewlow.co (A New Low Network) — Fri, 29 Mar 2024 01:40:48 +0000

If you wake up before your 4th alarm you’ll see the hat man.

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Ep. 195: Cudi Cuts Cran Apple Hair Cable

contact@anewlow.co (A New Low Network) — Thu, 21 Mar 2024 18:38:05 +0000

Kyle requests a deaf barber, Greg is down bad, Joe joins the X-Men, and Scott makes them wet cough.

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Ep. 194: Three Elves in a Tree Get A Colon-Oscar-py

contact@anewlow.co (A New Low Network) — Fri, 15 Mar 2024 00:24:39 +0000

Open Houses, Open Holes, Opening Cookies, and Solving America’s problem with Tribalism.

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Ep. 193: Muad'Dib Gets His Library Card in Nashville

contact@anewlow.co (A New Low Network) — Fri, 08 Mar 2024 00:51:07 +0000

Kyle finds his Oppenheimer, Joe stays on earth, Greg goes honkey tonkin, and Scott lights his bowl.

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Ep. 192: The Haunted Bidet Surges Hot Water

contact@anewlow.co (A New Low Network) — Thu, 29 Feb 2024 18:41:04 +0000

Joe bends air, Greg bends water, Kyle bends his liver, and Scott bends over.

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Ep. 191: Greg Olsen's Third Leg is the True Detective

contact@anewlow.co (A New Low Network) — Wed, 21 Feb 2024 13:00:00 +0000

Scott shakes Greg Olsen’s hand or so he thinks!

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Ep. 190: Mr. and Mrs. Smith Go Rollerskating for Valentimes Day

contact@anewlow.co (A New Low Network) — Sat, 17 Feb 2024 00:44:38 +0000

We all skate to the casino for the Big Game on Valentimes Day!

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Ep. 189: Taylor Swift Steals Signs at the Korean BBQ Drive Thru

contact@anewlow.co (A New Low Network) — Thu, 08 Feb 2024 23:23:10 +0000

We cook up our own theories about Taylor Swifts Korean BBQ drive thru franchise.

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Ep. 188: Melting Alaska With My Whiskey Thumb

contact@anewlow.co (A New Low Network) — Thu, 01 Feb 2024 20:28:45 +0000

We limp across a melting iceberg in search of a legal sports book.

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Ep. 187: Lupe and Kid Cudi Go On The Amazing Race

contact@anewlow.co (A New Low Network) — Fri, 26 Jan 2024 01:39:11 +0000

The guys race around the world escaping the American Nightmare.

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Ep. 186: Mulaney Conditions His Air After the Marade

contact@anewlow.co (A New Low Network) — Fri, 19 Jan 2024 00:39:38 +0000

The Kia boys are back and exposing the secrets of big AC.

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Ep. 185: Zac Efron Reheats Smooth Waffles with a Wet Paper Towel

contact@anewlow.co (A New Low Network) — Thu, 04 Jan 2024 22:13:58 +0000

Primm’s Cup Goals Down! We start 2024 with banger of waffles, wet paper towels and the most enjoyable sad movie of the year!

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Ep. 184: The 184th Oh Boi Awards

contact@anewlow.co (A New Low Network) — Wed, 27 Dec 2023 06:57:09 +0000

A New Low Presents The Best & Worst of 2023

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Ep. 183: Hiding a Giraffe at the Boston Botanical Barbancourt Party

contact@anewlow.co (A New Low Network) — Fri, 22 Dec 2023 17:50:56 +0000

Joe gets on a knee, Kyle skips the funeral line, Greg gets another tree and Scott gets roasted like chestnuts on an open fire.

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Ep. 182: Godzilla Hides Subway Cookies in His Short-sleeve Hoodie

contact@anewlow.co (A New Low Network) — Fri, 15 Dec 2023 07:30:05 +0000

Joe is addicted to footlong cookies, Kyle spends the night at AMC, Greg flips the coin on another tree, and Scott battles the bow hunter in the playoffs.

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Ep. 181: Fluchating on December-Teenth

contact@anewlow.co (A New Low Network) — Thu, 07 Dec 2023 19:39:43 +0000

Greg lives in a Tree House, Joe gets fluchated at Valvoline and Scott breaks his back on the spectrum.

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Ep. 180: Blogspot Bartender Blows Brisket at the Basketball Court

contact@anewlow.co (A New Low Network) — Thu, 30 Nov 2023 21:27:55 +0000

Joe goes to court, Greg sets sail, Kyle is a songbird, and Scott sees 4 cars.

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Ep. 179.5: Behind the Scenes in Kane Brown's Dreams

contact@anewlow.co (A New Low Network) — Thu, 23 Nov 2023 10:07:32 +0000

Take a peak behind the curtain in this very special Thanksgiving episode!

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Ep. 179: Coach Cries After Weird Fight for Tolerance Award

contact@anewlow.co (A New Low Network) — Fri, 17 Nov 2023 20:00:59 +0000

Joe is a blubbering mess, Greg is in the middle of some drama, Kyle rails against the coke boys and Scott is MIA,

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Ep. 178: Daniel Kaluuya Wets his Cardboard with Spicy Dr. Pepper

contact@anewlow.co (A New Low Network) — Fri, 10 Nov 2023 00:25:18 +0000

Kyle decorates for Christmas, Joe visits Graceland, plus Greg and Scott get knuckle pucked.

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Ep. 177: Kevin Costner Protests his First Date

contact@anewlow.co (A New Low Network) — Thu, 02 Nov 2023 22:50:24 +0000

Greg clowns around, Joe creams his camo pants, and Kyle throws a chair at Scott

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Ep. 176: Mystery Wallet in my Fuzzy Navel

contact@anewlow.co (A New Low Network) — Thu, 26 Oct 2023 22:41:01 +0000

Joe gets loaded for air, Scott loads the cargo plane, Greg gets southwested, and Kyle typed this from his Nokia phone

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Ep. 175: Boston Boozers Bartend for the Barbers

contact@anewlow.co (A New Low Network) — Wed, 18 Oct 2023 19:35:10 +0000

Kyle can’t pawk the cawww, Joe gets painted by Tiki, Greg gets waxed with the wife, and Scott is still walking down from the nosebleed section.

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Ep. 174: Pouring Water on Raw Ham For All Mankind

contact@anewlow.co (A New Low Network) — Fri, 13 Oct 2023 17:41:11 +0000

Scott has dry chicken & wet mail, Kyle discovers ham, Greg makes glass plugs, and Joe interviews the redneck joke guy.

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Ep. 173: Blindsided By A New Low Mein On A Plane

contact@anewlow.co (A New Low Network) — Thu, 05 Oct 2023 18:17:51 +0000

Joe loves Ahsoka, Greg rocks the guntar, Scott sprinkles MSG in his Chinese Food, and Kyle phils us in on subpar movies.

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Ep. 172: Taylor Swift's Absinthe-Minded Queen of Kings

contact@anewlow.co (A New Low Network) — Thu, 28 Sep 2023 18:44:30 +0000

Kyle plays Bingo, Greg plays with Lego, Joe plays the Mall Cop, and Scott pays attention.

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Ep. 171: A Healthy Chubb from Florida Naturals

contact@anewlow.co (A New Low Network) — Thu, 21 Sep 2023 21:09:47 +0000

Joe gets carted out of King Soopers, Kyle’s plane goes on a diet, and Greg has a dream about Scott’s chubb.

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Ep. 170: Four Connect at Red Rock Bottom

contact@anewlow.co (A New Low Network) — Thu, 14 Sep 2023 19:23:22 +0000

The Fab 4 Reunite at Rock Rocks to Celebrate A New Chapter

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Ep. 169: Aliens Rent a Car with the Blue Man Group

contact@anewlow.co (A New Low Network) — Thu, 07 Sep 2023 18:03:44 +0000

Greg munches crunch, Kyle goes bowling, Joe adds UFO insurance, and Scott joins the regret man group.

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Ep. 168: Reading an Audiobook on Paper

contact@anewlow.co (A New Low Network) — Thu, 31 Aug 2023 12:00:00 +0000

Scott kicks off the season, Kyle reads sad news, Greg solves food crimes and Joe meets Florida man.

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Ep. 167: Gwyneth Paltrow's Ahsoka Scented Candle

contact@anewlow.co (A New Low Network) — Thu, 24 Aug 2023 12:00:00 +0000

Kyle loses 2 seats, Joe and Greg get a ride from Ahsoka, and Scott survives her emails.

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Ep. 166: Beyoncé's Fall Off the Bone Eggs

contact@anewlow.co (A New Low Network) — Thu, 17 Aug 2023 17:42:05 +0000

Vanilla Swirl returns, Greg has a wife, Kyle collects vintage discs, and Joe has 2 Queen Bs

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Ep. 165: Passport Person Wins Montgomery Boat Powerbrawl

contact@anewlow.co (A New Low Network) — Wed, 09 Aug 2023 20:06:16 +0000

Venmo @ElGreg says goodbye, @JoeDorvil jumps ship for oil, @Kyle-Loder-2 might do a podcast, and @ByScott fell off the dock.

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Ep. 164: Gosling Guesses the Maid's Occupation

contact@anewlow.co (A New Low Network) — Thu, 03 Aug 2023 19:45:27 +0000

Kyle meets mother at 711, Greg hires Joe’s date to clean his house and Scott splits rent with his bookie.

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Ep. 163: Threading on X at CVS

contact@anewlow.co (A New Low Network) — Thu, 27 Jul 2023 19:41:28 +0000

Scott reveals his origin story, elderly couple breaks the Pineda, Joe loves X and Kyle lives in a Barbie world.

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Ep. 162: Watching the Women's World Cup at the Barbenheimer Museum

contact@anewlow.co (A New Low Network) — Thu, 20 Jul 2023 17:47:55 +0000

Greg looks at Museums, Joe does Standup, Kyle is a Barbie Girl, and Scott doesn’t commit to the show enough.

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Ep. 161: Door Dashing Waffles to the Emmys

contact@anewlow.co (A New Low Network) — Thu, 13 Jul 2023 19:09:24 +0000

Kyle delivers pancakes to Greg’s locker room while Joe joy rides through Hollywood and Scott cleans the toilet.

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Ep. 160: Indiana Jones Drinks Dr. Pepper in your Childhood Homes

contact@anewlow.co (A New Low Network) — Thu, 06 Jul 2023 17:06:13 +0000

Kyle & Scott travel back to the temple of childhood while Joe falls asleep to Greg making ice cream.

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Ep. 159: Pumping Milk Through The Peephole at the Park

contact@anewlow.co (A New Low Network) — Thu, 29 Jun 2023 22:54:19 +0000

Kyle peeps a milk man, Greg fears the hole but Joe doesn’t cause he has plan B, and Scott forgets he had stuff to talk about.

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Ep. 158: Lil Joker Hacks the Submarine

contact@anewlow.co (A New Low Network) — Fri, 23 Jun 2023 00:22:02 +0000

Scott stays on the boat while the 3 others take a deep dive into the murky waters of life…

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Ep 157: The Knights and Nuggets Find Their Golden Ticket Intravenously

contact@anewlow.co (A New Low Network) — Fri, 16 Jun 2023 19:13:58 +0000

Joe hates movie reviews, Kyle loves skee ball, Greg eats the wrong licorice, and Scott gets left at the chocolate factory

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Ep. 156: Catching Marshawn Lynch's Faberge Eggs in a Pizza Box

contact@anewlow.co (A New Low Network) — Fri, 09 Jun 2023 23:04:11 +0000

Kyle can’t eat in VR, Greg can’ton stay in Colorado, Joe can’t lego, and Scott’s knight keeps getting worse.

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Ep. 155: Ted Lasso Spoils Succession for Barry

contact@anewlow.co (A New Low Network) — Thu, 01 Jun 2023 17:42:48 +0000

Greg spoils Succession, Kyle spoils Ted Lasso, Joe spoils Barry, and Scott spoils Mash

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Ep. 154: Exploding Juice Fast on Your Trash Bag Back Pack

contact@anewlow.co (A New Low Network) — Thu, 25 May 2023 20:42:02 +0000

Joe gets ocean sprayed, Kyle is all about family, Greg puts in work, and Scott had too much to drink

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Ep. 153: Mixing Marinara Alone at Oldsemitty

contact@anewlow.co (A New Low Network) — Wed, 17 May 2023 20:32:51 +0000

Kyle travels alone to Oldsemitty with Scott, Greg buys a Wendy’s, and Joe rides a sidecar with Mr. Burns

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Ep. 152: Ted Turner's Training Bidet

contact@anewlow.co (A New Low Network) — Thu, 11 May 2023 16:27:19 +0000

Joe rates couches 9 to 10, Greg goes punk, Kyle gets splash-back, and Scott loses track of time.

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Ep. 151: Loose Tooths Sink All Trains

contact@anewlow.co (A New Low Network) — Thu, 04 May 2023 18:21:30 +0000

Kyle has old man teeth, Joe and Greg meet friends in the Carolinas, and Scott mutters under his breath

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Ep. 150: Tucker and Lemon Take the Bus to Paul and Jennifer's Wedding

contact@anewlow.co (A New Low Network) — Thu, 27 Apr 2023 18:59:48 +0000

El Greg gets fired up, Joe keeps track of the time, Kyle is locked in and Scott is spoiled.

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Ep. 149: Ziplocked Shark Beef

contact@anewlow.co (A New Low Network) — Thu, 20 Apr 2023 19:16:55 +0000

Kyle washes his bag, Joe has beef with sharks, then Greg and Scott debate next Thursday yesterday.

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Ep. 148: Bowser's Love Is Blinded By Bunny Ears

contact@anewlow.co (A New Low Network) — Thu, 13 Apr 2023 17:43:02 +0000

Greg does bathroom on the jumbotron, Joe and Scott are blinded by love, and Kyle is sick of swimmers.

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Ep. 147: Donald's Dungeons & Drive-thrus

contact@anewlow.co (A New Low Network) — Thu, 06 Apr 2023 17:34:29 +0000

Joe is a hero, Kyle needs a vacation, Greg cleans his baseball with vinegar and Scott is back with nothing as usual.

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Ep. 146: Grogu Eating Mammoth Meatballs in Gibralta - FIXED

contact@anewlow.co (A New Low Network) — Thu, 30 Mar 2023 20:50:29 +0000

Kyle sees some old people, El Greg has seen everything in the past week and Joe wants to see some extinct animals and we see a future where Scott returns.

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Ep. 145: Clustering Your D-Pics in Retrograde

contact@anewlow.co (A New Low Network) — Thu, 23 Mar 2023 21:45:35 +0000

El Greg looks for a laugh, Kyle looks to the stars, Joe looks through his phone and Scott looks at the slots.

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Ep. 144: Trader Joe’s Cosmos in Paper Cups

contact@anewlow.co (A New Low Network) — Fri, 17 Mar 2023 01:12:15 +0000

Kyle busts a nut, El Greg has a drink in a weird position, Scott chimes in and Joe changes his password.

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Ep. 143: In Flight Prayers and Heavy Underwears

contact@anewlow.co (A New Low Network) — Thu, 09 Mar 2023 08:46:29 +0000

Joe hops on the subway, Greg gets baptized on United, and Scott has more potty talk.

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Ep. 142: The Last of Us in Futurama

contact@anewlow.co (A New Low Network) — Fri, 03 Mar 2023 10:01:18 +0000

Joe has another case for “Homie Court,” Kyle is on the lamb, El Greg has a new space and Scott is steeped in snow.

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Ep. 141: Strawberry Sauce & The Furious Front

contact@anewlow.co (A New Low Network) — Thu, 23 Feb 2023 21:55:42 +0000

Kyle likes pop, El Greg does some research, Joe calls someone out, and Scott moves Fast!

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Ep. 140: Rihanna Leaves it All on the Sally Field

contact@anewlow.co (A New Low Network) — Thu, 16 Feb 2023 19:21:59 +0000

Kyle has joined the mob, Joe’s making dough, El Greg reconciles with his past and Scott loses it all.

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Ep. 139: Stevie Wonder Sees You Stealing

contact@anewlow.co (A New Low Network) — Thu, 09 Feb 2023 19:03:25 +0000

El Greg gets lost in a parking lot, Scott let’s the cold air out, Kyle takes a gulp and Joe is not ready to party.

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Ep. 138: Shark Teeth Knee Deep in Tiny Seats

contact@anewlow.co (A New Low Network) — Thu, 02 Feb 2023 19:08:01 +0000

El Greg looks for Panthers, Kyle sees a guy about a tooth, Joe is weak in the knees and Scott brings back a classic.

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Ep. 137: Reuben's Clone Bewitched Nine Patties

contact@anewlow.co (A New Low Network) — Thu, 26 Jan 2023 09:31:14 +0000

Greg discovers Joe’s true identity in the TV Guide. Kyle mud wrestles with his recycling while Scott parlays the Jets and Sharks.

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Ep. 136: Banh Mis on the Midnight Menu

contact@anewlow.co (A New Low Network) — Thu, 19 Jan 2023 09:31:18 +0000

Kyle’s been surfing the web, Joe loses track of time, Scott love pineapples and El Greg is a psycho.

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Ep. 135: Ed Sheeran Meets His Half Brother

contact@anewlow.co (A New Low Network) — Thu, 12 Jan 2023 18:35:55 +0000

Joe calls Amazon, Kyle gets high, El Greg has a fancy ice maker and Scott was given the runaround.

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Ep. 134: Balls Dropping on a Vibrating Bed

contact@anewlow.co (A New Low Network) — Thu, 05 Jan 2023 19:30:32 +0000

Joe’s got drinks, El Greg’s got news, Kyle’s got cuts and Scott hasn’t seen Avatar.

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Ep. 133: Five Guys Boogey with DJ Joe

contact@anewlow.co (A New Low Network) — Thu, 29 Dec 2022 18:48:25 +0000

Greg experiments with 5 guys, Joe has a new career, Kyle sharpens his cocktail making skills and Scott mails it in with Tiki Barber.

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Ep. 132: Beyoncé Loses Time in a Buc-ee's Bathroom

contact@anewlow.co (A New Low Network) — Thu, 22 Dec 2022 19:37:31 +0000

El Greg’s got sheets, Joe’s losing time, Scott makes his bed and Kyle’s got Beyoncé’s driver’s license.

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Ep. 131: Elf On The Sheets, Springsteen In The Streets

contact@anewlow.co (A New Low Network) — Fri, 16 Dec 2022 19:24:23 +0000

Kyle loves a morning shower, Joe loves spam, El Greg loves ash, and Scott loves SHEETS!

https://sheetsgiggles.com/ANL

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Ep. 130: Wednesday Addams Gravitates Towards Dead Voices

contact@anewlow.co (A New Low Network) — Fri, 09 Dec 2022 17:23:29 +0000

Joe has a frozen treat, El Greg is hearing voices, Kyle discusses gravity and Scott takes an interest in sheets!!

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Ep. 129: Big Mouth Billy Bass Says the Pandemic is Over

contact@anewlow.co (A New Low Network) — Thu, 01 Dec 2022 19:41:18 +0000

Scott deals with some challenges, El Greg’s got some tree, Joe avoids a visitor and Kyle is packing some ‘poo.

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Ep. 128: We're Doin It Live

contact@anewlow.co (A New Low Network) — Wed, 23 Nov 2022 22:04:35 +0000

Happy Thanksgiving, we pre-recorded this last week, Joe is noticeably hammered as the episode goes on and you get to hear us come up with the title of last week’s episode. Also should we do a live show and where, let us know where you are and where you’re willing to go.

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Ep. 127: Forgetting the Keys to Warm Nut Milk

contact@anewlow.co (A New Low Network) — Thu, 17 Nov 2022 19:36:48 +0000

Joe visited the dentist, Kyle had an emergency, El Greg went to a sandy performance and Scott sips hot chocolate.

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Ep. 126: Mayonnaise Williams Eats a Bag of Bagels in Vegas

contact@anewlow.co (A New Low Network) — Thu, 10 Nov 2022 19:28:47 +0000

Joe procrastinates, Kyle wants to “pee,” El Greg works on diction and Scott can’t place a bet.

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Ep. 125: Tom DeLong Delays Phillies Demise

contact@anewlow.co (A New Low Network) — Fri, 04 Nov 2022 13:00:00 +0000

Joe sees an accident, El Greg gives out candy and Scott hit it big in Sin City. We also take calls live on air for the first time and hear from a few special guests.

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Ep. 124: E.L. Greg Packs 40 Proof Fudge On Halloween

contact@anewlow.co (A New Low Network) — Thu, 27 Oct 2022 16:18:17 +0000

1998, LL Cool J played security guard Ronny in Halloween H20, the seventh movie in the Halloween franchise. In 1999, co-starred as Preacher, the chef in the Renny Harlin horror/comedy Deep Blue Sea. He received positive reviews for his role as Dwayne Gittens, an underworld boss nicknamed “God”, in In Too Deep

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Ep. 123: Cooking Crab Chunks with Halloween Horror Hunks

contact@anewlow.co (A New Low Network) — Thu, 20 Oct 2022 18:06:18 +0000

Joe collects coins, El Greg shops at Von’s, Kyle isn’t addicted to shopping and Scott has impressions.

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Ep. 122: Christian Bale Yells at the Hungry Hungry Helper in the Way Way Back

contact@anewlow.co (A New Low Network) — Thu, 13 Oct 2022 19:57:15 +0000

Kyle takes a cigarette break, Joe buys a bottle, El Greg shares a memory from way way back, and Scott goes to LA.

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Ep. 121: Betting on Crunchberries with Jim Carrey

contact@anewlow.co (A New Low Network) — Thu, 06 Oct 2022 17:19:19 +0000

Kyle is in the can, El Greg’s in the kitchen, Joe sees the meats, and Scott tried to watch a movie.

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Ep. 120: Dry Rubbing Double-Stuffed Bandicoots Alone

contact@anewlow.co (A New Low Network) — Thu, 29 Sep 2022 19:48:36 +0000

Joe’s got shampoo, Scott has certain viewing habits, El Greg is still thinking of a topic and Kyle is a suspect.

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Ep. 119: Kid Cudi Circles the Wagon in Kirkland Jeans

contact@anewlow.co (A New Low Network) — Fri, 23 Sep 2022 00:15:44 +0000

Joe is joyful, El Greg gets bad service from a aspiring comic, Kyle reviews a case and Scott is on a retreat.

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Ep. 118: Simon Cowell's Instagram Reel Real Reveal

contact@anewlow.co (A New Low Network) — Thu, 15 Sep 2022 12:24:02 +0000

Joe wonders about the aging process, El Greg’s got a snack tip, Kyle hits the movies and Scott’s in the chat.

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Ep. 117: Aubrey Plaza Has The Nuclear Codes

contact@anewlow.co (A New Low Network) — Thu, 08 Sep 2022 18:39:19 +0000

Joe hits the lanes, El Greg’s got eggs, Kyle empties his drawers and Scott saw a movie.

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Ep. 116: A Symphony of Adult DVD Tapes Give Me Stomach Aches

contact@anewlow.co (A New Low Network) — Thu, 01 Sep 2022 18:40:15 +0000

El Greg has an upset tummy and four avocados, Kyle heads to DC with important documents, Joe is a hero, and Scott soaks up some suds.

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Ep. 115: Trader Joe's Tie Dyed Meat Straws

contact@anewlow.co (A New Low Network) — Thu, 25 Aug 2022 18:08:14 +0000

Joe’s between locations, Kyle’s cruising, Greg’s making picks and Scott’s got glizzy sticks.

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Ep. 114: Mila Kunis Hates Your Wife's Delivery

contact@anewlow.co (A New Low Network) — Thu, 18 Aug 2022 19:59:54 +0000

Scott has dinner after a bike ride, Joe ships something to Boston and El Greg throws a party in the front yard jacuzzi.

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Ep. 113: Glizzy Feeding and Side Girl Breeding

contact@anewlow.co (A New Low Network) — Thu, 11 Aug 2022 19:23:08 +0000

Joe brushes, Kyle drives, El Greg pokes some dots, and Scott adds some zest!

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Ep. 112: JKRR Martin's Service Dog is in Jeopardy

contact@anewlow.co (A New Low Network) — Thu, 04 Aug 2022 14:00:00 +0000

Joe needs service, Kyle spins the wheel, El Greg has a message and Scott has a sidekick.

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Ep. 111: Projecting My Rotten Cockney Sauce

contact@anewlow.co (A New Low Network) — Thu, 28 Jul 2022 18:53:47 +0000

Kyle’s got a lawn, Joe learned a skill, Greg’s got sauce and Scott closes the lid.

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Ep 110: Teabagging Dame Colin Jost

contact@anewlow.co (A New Low Network) — Thu, 21 Jul 2022 19:02:09 +0000

Joe’s phone is dying, Scott’s found a new fruit and El Greg wants to see the stars shine. Also if a Kyle is speaking in chat does it make a sound.

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Ep 109: Holding in Farts Gives Me Thor Nuts

contact@anewlow.co (A New Low Network) — Thu, 14 Jul 2022 13:00:00 +0000

Joe toots, Greg talks about super boys, Kyle gets a hammer and Scott is the easter egg.

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Ep 108: Lost Our Tiny Taints In The Woods

contact@anewlow.co (A New Low Network) — Thu, 07 Jul 2022 13:00:00 +0000

Kyle has a golf appointment, Joe took a Lyft, Scott checks his taint and Greg misses sports.

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Ep 107: Obi Wan Brat Fireworks

contact@anewlow.co (A New Low Network) — Thu, 30 Jun 2022 19:27:41 +0000

Joe gets an ant farm. Greg has beef with pork tubes. Scott goes to court. Kyle is in Chicago. And we achieved world peace.

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Ep 106: 40% Chance Vince McMahon Quarantines with Martin Sheen In Texas

contact@anewlow.co (A New Low Network) — Wed, 22 Jun 2022 21:12:42 +0000

Joe predicts the weather, El Greg takes a road trip, Kyle speaks on Vince and Scott is happy for the solstice.

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Ep 105: Break Glass in Case of Musk

contact@anewlow.co (A New Low Network) — Thu, 16 Jun 2022 13:00:00 +0000

Joe has butter fingers, Kyle taps into his wisdom, Scott makes a drink, Greg is no where to be seen and Elon has a small peen.

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Ep 104: Jennifer Colony's Microwaveable Cole Slaw Queso

contact@anewlow.co (A New Low Network) — Thu, 09 Jun 2022 18:15:07 +0000

Kyle goes back to school, El Greg likes his greens, Joe picks a side and Scott is the Invisible Pilot.

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Ep 103: Bo Bernthal James Simpson Trial

contact@anewlow.co (A New Low Network) — Thu, 02 Jun 2022 18:15:43 +0000

Kyle sits, Joe sings with the windows down, Greg gets a slice and Scott pushes the buttons.

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Ep. 102: Men Sharing A Ground Pickle At Twin Peaks

contact@anewlow.co (A New Low Network) — Thu, 26 May 2022 19:32:54 +0000

Kyle wants a pickle, Joe and Greg meet at a respectable establishment and Scott wants to split a meal.

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Ep. 101: Skiing the Slippery Slopes with the Hose

contact@anewlow.co (A New Low Network) — Thu, 19 May 2022 20:57:37 +0000

On the other side of 100, Kyle contemplates a robbery, Joe reaches out to a potential hostage, El Greg is in a secret undisclosed location and Scott develops a green thumb.

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Ep. 100: The AD Acknowledges ANL's Multiverse of Massive Talent

contact@anewlow.co (A New Low Network) — Thu, 12 May 2022 20:44:42 +0000

The wait is over! The Big 1-0, I mean 400, I mean 100!!!

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Ep. 99.5: Remember That Time We Did ANL

contact@anewlow.co (A New Low Network) — Thu, 28 Apr 2022 21:06:50 +0000

So due to some traveling overlap and us wanting to all be there for episode 100, we are pushing the recording to next week. But we couldn’t leave you all high and dry, so here is a trip down memory lane. Enjoy and see you all on Twitch for 100!

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Ep. 99: Killing a Cow for Tax Purposes

contact@anewlow.co (A New Low Network) — Thu, 21 Apr 2022 18:55:46 +0000

Joe gets milk, Kyle has a new buddy, and El Greg gets service. All while Scott distracts us from a far.

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Ep. 98: Nicole Kidman Everywhere All at Once

contact@anewlow.co (A New Low Network) — Thu, 14 Apr 2022 17:53:38 +0000

On the first ever three man episode, Joe remembers what he forgot last week, Kyle inquires about cereal habits, and El Greg has a new game.

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Ep. 97: Floor-zad Retires Sponsored by T-Mobile

contact@anewlow.co (A New Low Network) — Thu, 07 Apr 2022 22:20:29 +0000

Farzad but not forgotten.

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Ep. 96: Asking ASL at the TSA

contact@anewlow.co (A New Low Network) — Thu, 31 Mar 2022 20:14:40 +0000

Joe discovers a new personality test, Farzad has a strong fashion opinion, Kyle avoids a Shark, El Greg makes a new friend in Tom, and Scott speaks.

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Ep. 95: Jesus' Spirit Leaves Bourbon Street at 3pm

contact@anewlow.co (A New Low Network) — Thu, 24 Mar 2022 16:45:47 +0000

Joe leaves a bar early, Kyle regales us with childhood food hate, Greg finds a recut, Farzad gets Holy praise, and Scott watched a movie.

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Ep. 94: Daylight Saving a Foster Child from Idaho

contact@anewlow.co (A New Low Network) — Thu, 17 Mar 2022 23:46:17 +0000

Farzad wants to be a father, Kyle is crunching numbers, Joe gets a legs workout, Scott’s got buds, and El Greg has a new song.

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Ep. 93: The Batman's Jello Music

contact@anewlow.co (A New Low Network) — Thu, 10 Mar 2022 21:24:53 +0000

Joe cracks open his email, El Greg is craving jello, Scott gets a call from Kyle’s mom, and Farzad wasn’t listening last week.

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Ep. 92: Kanye's Miami Grand Pee Sponsored by Subway

contact@anewlow.co (A New Low Network) — Fri, 04 Mar 2022 17:04:06 +0000

Kyle axes a personal question, Joe inquires about Farzad’s listening habits, Greg has been watching South Park, Scott is smelly, and Farzad is prepared for the end.

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Ep. 91: Big L'Trouble in Little Cleveland

contact@anewlow.co (A New Low Network) — Thu, 24 Feb 2022 20:59:50 +0000

Headphn Joe, Scott by Scott, El Greg, Kyle, and Farzad discuss Oxford commas, biscuits and gravy, short horror stories, frozen dongs, and All Star Weekend.

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Ep. 90: The Baked Life of Urkel and Cody

contact@anewlow.co (A New Low Network) — Thu, 17 Feb 2022 19:18:14 +0000

Greg reads, Joe is annoyed, Scott is stoned, Farzad is drunk, and Kyle met a mobster.

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Ep. 89: Dr. Drew's Super Bowl Blimp

contact@anewlow.co (A New Low Network) — Thu, 10 Feb 2022 21:31:02 +0000

Scott wants some canned soup, El Greg wants to write for Architectural Digest, Joe is driving scared, Farzad is hopped up on coffee, and Kyle is long winded.

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Ep. 88: Pumping the Pillsbury Doughboy

contact@anewlow.co (A New Low Network) — Thu, 03 Feb 2022 20:35:43 +0000

Joe is doing some paperwork, Farzad goes into a time capsule, Kyle plays games, Greg doesn’t know what something is, and Scott maybe be a ghost version of the comic book guy.

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Ep. 87: Tickle My Pickle Juice (Transition!)

contact@anewlow.co (A New Low Network) — Fri, 28 Jan 2022 03:48:45 +0000

In this Hall of Fame worthy, episode Kyle marvels at one hockey player’s longevity, Joe gets surprised by a package’s contents, Scott needs to know where people shit, Farzad does unnatural stuff with pickles, and El Greg makes an octopus laugh. Slather on the oil and put this in your ears.

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Ep. 86: We Don't Talk About Bruno's Apples

contact@anewlow.co (A New Low Network) — Thu, 20 Jan 2022 22:17:31 +0000

Farzad kicks off the great apple debate, Kyle is into words, Joe tries to keep calm, Greg is both positive and negative, all while Scott has a thing for thongs.

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Ep. 85: Spider-man's Unlimited Plan

contact@anewlow.co (A New Low Network) — Thu, 13 Jan 2022 20:34:22 +0000

We sob at the feet of our favorite celebrities as Spiderman can’t make a phone call to get us some beers. Therefore we hit A New Low!

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Ep. 84: Eating Her Tenderloin in the Matrix

contact@anewlow.co (A New Low Network) — Thu, 06 Jan 2022 23:10:40 +0000

The boys are back! Joe think he’s in The Matrix, Greg has a cough, Kyle hates something, Farzad got on a train, and Scott is healthy.

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Ep. 83: Stay High LowLifes

contact@anewlow.co (A New Low Network) — Wed, 29 Dec 2021 11:00:00 +0000

The boys wrap up the year the only way they know how…drunk and disorderly while yelling at Farzad. Goodbye 2021, Hello 2022.

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Ep. 82: The 2nd Annual OH BOI Awards

contact@anewlow.co (A New Low Network) — Thu, 23 Dec 2021 11:00:00 +0000

This week the boys take a walk down memory lane and look back at some of their best moments from the year that was in the 2nd Annual OH BOI Awards. Enjoy and feel free to laugh your head off. Oh yeah don’t forget to vote for your favorite nominees on our Twitter, polls will be open for until the winners are revealed Jan. 5th have a Merry Christmas and don’t forget the commies are coming.

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Ep. 81: Anthony Hernandez's Near-fatal Subdural Hematoma Katsuyori Shibata Holiday Spectacular

contact@anewlow.co (A New Low Network) — Thu, 16 Dec 2021 23:21:28 +0000

Greg gets weird, Joe gets hard, Kyle’s seen Sandy Claws, Scott got a toy and Farzad has gotten to the egg nog early. What’s a show!!!

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Ep. 80: Bennifer Beats a Dead Horse

contact@anewlow.co (A New Low Network) — Thu, 09 Dec 2021 20:17:44 +0000

This is the Banana Pineapple Upside Cake of episodes, longing for a time when Bennifer was a thing. Plus Joe is moving, Greg is the cucked father of the son, Scott has some stats, and Farzad says thanks.

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Ep. 79: Ghostbusting in Riley's Reid

contact@anewlow.co (A New Low Network) — Thu, 02 Dec 2021 20:52:34 +0000

Joe travels around the sun to gets some food, Greg wants you to chat up your dentist, Kyle defends his inner child, Farzad thinks everything is, “Good,” and Scott provides a doozy.

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Ep. 78: Zendaya's on the Fence about Rock & Cheese

contact@anewlow.co (A New Low Network) — Wed, 24 Nov 2021 19:08:58 +0000

Kyle wants to know who has ink, Greg takes us to church, Farzad wants a boost, Joe breaks in, and Scott starts a Thanksgiving sides debate that tests our friendship.

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Ep. 77: Muppets Get Schneider Pretzels Shot Off

contact@anewlow.co (A New Low Network) — Thu, 18 Nov 2021 20:01:13 +0000

The boys crack open a cookie tin to find a decorative Altoid tin filled with Muppets, an actor, and a scrambler.

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Ep. 76: Getting Gritty with Paul Rudd

contact@anewlow.co (A New Low Network) — Thu, 11 Nov 2021 21:42:23 +0000

Greg gets personalized jerseys, Joe discovers a family connection, and Farzad gets drunk off fries. Scott does his best to host 4th and 10 and Kyle doesn’t have much to say.

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Ep. 75: Wu-Tang & the Two Main Dudes

contact@anewlow.co (A New Low Network) — Thu, 04 Nov 2021 19:03:05 +0000

Listen as these five brave brothers enter the depths of Shaolin and fend off the two main dudes that won’t allow space between Halloween and Christmas.

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Ep. 74: Weird Al Yanks-A-Ghost

contact@anewlow.co (A New Low Network) — Thu, 28 Oct 2021 19:16:12 +0000

Scott tells Kyle’s story, Joe hates a beloved pop icon, Farzad get his PSL, and El Greg reads other people’s words. Yee.

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Ep. 73: Mani-Pedi and the Water Boys

contact@anewlow.co (A New Low Network) — Thu, 21 Oct 2021 17:40:12 +0000

Greg asks a bubbling question, Farzad and Joe hop on a couple of birds and listen to them. All while Kyle has a dental emergency.

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Ep. 72: A-Word's Intro To Exploding Beers

contact@anewlow.co (A New Low Network) — Thu, 14 Oct 2021 19:56:59 +0000

Scott is confused by the seasons, Greg goes to the ballpark, Kyle wants a good intro, Farzad is an a-word, and Joe goes hunting. And we all are better for it.

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Ep. 71: An Arguous Perspective on Ivory

contact@anewlow.co (A New Low Network) — Fri, 08 Oct 2021 22:18:16 +0000

We got caught in a lightning storm, while wearing cardigans, at a Jugger event at Urban Meyer’s bar.

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Ep. 70: Shang Sneeze: Legend of the Strange Pee

contact@anewlow.co (A New Low Network) — Thu, 30 Sep 2021 19:34:40 +0000

This week we had a mix of terminations, crypto hamsters, taco pees, tape delays and hall of fame Canadians. The final result was a spontaneous combustion of happiness. In other words, just another instant classic episode of A New Low. Get some.

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Ep. 69: Bob Ross Paints Buttered Ding Dongs

contact@anewlow.co (A New Low Network) — Thu, 23 Sep 2021 18:31:10 +0000

Farzad gets buttered up, Joe takes something personal, Greg is sleuthing, Kyle’s missing, and Scott is byScotting.

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Ep. 68: Simba and the Unsolicited JoeNut

contact@anewlow.co (A New Low Network) — Thu, 16 Sep 2021 19:49:49 +0000

The boys are back, taking care of their skin, lifting each other up, nursing injuries and looking back at a legend.

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Ep. 67: Tarzan's Reverse Ventriloquism

contact@anewlow.co (A New Low Network) — Thu, 09 Sep 2021 21:20:29 +0000

Down a man, these four ho(e)st discover a new form in ventriloquism and a fondness for Christian Rock. They also discuss what may attract them to someone else and someone has a new nickname.

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Ep. 66: Netflix & Stew in a Messy Car

contact@anewlow.co (A New Low Network) — Thu, 02 Sep 2021 18:36:27 +0000

Kyle gets upset with Joe’s mess, Farzad has started swiping again, Greg hates a fake fight, and Scott wants to visit Florida.

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Ep. 65: Spiderman's OnlyFans

contact@anewlow.co (A New Low Network) — Thu, 26 Aug 2021 19:32:25 +0000

Scott has an anatomy question, Farzad has been seduced, Kyle is a week late, Greg does a deep dive into cucumbers, and Joe’s been traveling.

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Ep. 64: Sliding Into Her Breeches At The Harmacy

contact@anewlow.co (A New Low Network) — Thu, 19 Aug 2021 18:48:47 +0000

The boys slide into more bread talk, some breeches talk, and devil talk.

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Ep. 63: Washed Up Monk Spunk

contact@anewlow.co (A New Low Network) — Thu, 12 Aug 2021 18:33:18 +0000

The title is all you need to know. Get into it!

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Ep. 62: Amanda Knox's Rotating Robes

contact@anewlow.co (A New Low Network) — Thu, 05 Aug 2021 18:45:57 +0000

Based on the Amanda Knox Saga, the boys put on their robes, play their theme songs with their friends as they stand in line at the grocery store.

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Ep. 61: Pig On The Digital Menu

contact@anewlow.co (A New Low Network) — Fri, 30 Jul 2021 00:07:56 +0000

Joe doesn’t want to be unique, Kyle goes digital, Greg fears getting old, Farzad takes a Detour, and Scott can’t work Zoom.

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Ep. 60: Big Kyle Energy in Vegas

contact@anewlow.co (A New Low Network) — Thu, 22 Jul 2021 15:12:56 +0000

The boys finally meet up and recap it, and other things…not really.

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Ep. 59: Double Ended Discourse

contact@anewlow.co (A New Low Network) — Thu, 15 Jul 2021 19:29:19 +0000

As the crew gets ready for their sojourn to Vegas, where Scott sits patiently, we discuss pickup lines, purchases, Kyle on another pod, the Mare, and a host of other things!

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Ep. 58: One Bedroom Studio in Detroit

contact@anewlow.co (A New Low Network) — Wed, 07 Jul 2021 23:26:06 +0000

Scott starts in the toilet, Joe goes out, Kyle is watching old TV in Detroit, Farzad is in rare form, and Greg is tilted.

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Ep. 57: I Got a Guy in the Mayo Aisle

contact@anewlow.co (A New Low Network) — Thu, 01 Jul 2021 14:59:28 +0000

Kyle hates melons, Greg knows a guy, that knows a guy. Logos and sports also come up, surprisingly not by Scott.

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Ep. 56: Weekly Meeting Before the Towers

contact@anewlow.co (A New Low Network) — Fri, 25 Jun 2021 18:59:09 +0000

Ever try to get a bartenders attention, but there’s a cat on the loose? Not only that but you are wearing undies with someone else’s name on them at your tournament, where you team loses. That’s A New Low!

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Ep. 55: Padre de Gato Rodriguez

contact@anewlow.co (A New Low Network) — Thu, 17 Jun 2021 19:09:46 +0000

This week we got a litter of kitties, date stories, and canned cocktails.

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Ep. 54: Pumpin' & Dumpin' a Foreign Substance

contact@anewlow.co (A New Low Network) — Thu, 10 Jun 2021 19:12:02 +0000

The Marcus Episode

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Ep. 53: Taking BART to Earth 2

contact@anewlow.co (A New Low Network) — Thu, 03 Jun 2021 23:21:17 +0000

Farzad has a long journey, Kyle hates New Romans, Scott’s back from Vegas, Greg reminisce on a Group anniversary, and Joe looks to settle down.

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Ep. 52: Flaccid Rock

contact@anewlow.co (A New Low Network) — Fri, 28 May 2021 06:35:54 +0000

We are 1 year old and Scott is scouting Vegas for our trip later. Farzad isn’t paying attention, Joe’s lost some things, Kyle may or may not want to be a vigilante, and Greg is riding an avalanche.

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Ep. 51: Rwandering Lumberjacks

contact@anewlow.co (A New Low Network) — Thu, 20 May 2021 16:30:45 +0000

This episode was a shit show but the boys laughed their asses off, Joe felt the lumber, Kyle is a prude, Farzad likes radioactive spirits, El Greg decorates, and Scott was there.

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Ep. 50: A LAX of 50 Segues

contact@anewlow.co (A New Low Network) — Thu, 13 May 2021 18:13:34 +0000

It’s the BIG 5-0, is Joe drinking again? Farzad has begun buying in “bulk”, Kyle can’t get enough of mobile games, Greg informs us about some traditions, and Scott tries to stay alive.

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Ep. 49: Drink-O de Joe-O's Punchable Lunchables

contact@anewlow.co (A New Low Network) — Thu, 06 May 2021 21:33:46 +0000

On this episode Joe has one too many, Farzad claims another nationality, Scott ponders about the live chickens, Kyle can’t get a song out of his head and Greg gets back to some semblance of normal life.

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Ep. 48: Tight End Filled with Hot Dogs

contact@anewlow.co (A New Low Network) — Thu, 29 Apr 2021 15:37:17 +0000

The boys eat hot dogs outside a new bar. They talk Oscars, aging, and life post Covid. After a couple 805’s, (NOT an IPA), they race through the streets.

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Ep. 47: Kyle Tries Everything

contact@anewlow.co (A New Low Network) — Thu, 22 Apr 2021 22:17:44 +0000

Everyone is here. Farzad recaps 420, Joe shreds, Greg checks out, and Scott is divisive.

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Ep. 46: Self Riding Cowboy

contact@anewlow.co (A New Low Network) — Thu, 15 Apr 2021 19:17:28 +0000

This episode bifurcated us all.

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Ep. 45: Ray Romano Mania

contact@anewlow.co (A New Low Network) — Thu, 08 Apr 2021 18:57:44 +0000

We rediscover Ray Romano, rip some jeans, and get ready for a tournament. We discuss Boss Level and Promising Young Woman. Crack a 10% beer and enjoy the episode!

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Ep. 44: Pac-Mans' Monkey Gland

contact@anewlow.co (A New Low Network) — Thu, 01 Apr 2021 19:30:55 +0000

Scott is growing his brand. Joe gets propositioned. Farzad is celebrating “White Boys”, and Greg does a set on Kyle’s Late Night Show.

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Ep. 43: Vaguely Serious Habanero Hog Wipes

contact@anewlow.co (A New Low Network) — Thu, 25 Mar 2021 16:42:17 +0000

Joe has a vaguely serious conversation. Greg has a shocking reveal. Scott takes life lessons from TikTok. Kyle talks tasty cakes. And Farzad fetches a sandwich.

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Ep. 42: Making a Sandwich with Chicken of the Desert

contact@anewlow.co (A New Low Network) — Thu, 18 Mar 2021 23:08:23 +0000

Farzad steers the ship for some wonderful holiday cheer. Joe’s in a text thread, Greg needs support, Scott has bed bugs, and Kyle gets sloppy.

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Ep. 41: It's A Rad World

contact@anewlow.co (A New Low Network) — Thu, 11 Mar 2021 18:23:23 +0000

We discuss the royal family, cancel culture, and look back at the year that has been. Scott teaches us about New Earth and Farzad has a special surprise!

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Ep. 40: Lie-Buried Between The Sheets

contact@anewlow.co (A New Low Network) — Thu, 04 Mar 2021 19:19:10 +0000

Breakfast burritos can make you poop at work after trading stocks on the blockchain with Seth Rogan and JJ Watt at CVS.

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Ep. 39: Tossing Salad with Coke Energy

contact@anewlow.co (A New Low Network) — Thu, 25 Feb 2021 19:53:54 +0000

The boys are back to discuss new beverages, hair length, car accidents and salad etiquette. They also talk Nomadland and debate sports.

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Ep. 38: Watts Under Your Robe

contact@anewlow.co (A New Low Network) — Fri, 19 Feb 2021 00:21:29 +0000

This week Greg has a question, Joe has a story, Kyle may want a pet, Scott is looking for that guy and Farzad speaks French.

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Ep. 37: Babysitting Malcolm and Marie

contact@anewlow.co (A New Low Network) — Fri, 12 Feb 2021 04:37:25 +0000

Joe asks an age old question and Kyle likes a specific condiment with his fries. Farzad has another drink for us and Greg wants to save the birds. All that and Scott pitches a shutout!

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Ep. 36: Breadcrumbs to the Moon

contact@anewlow.co (A New Low Network) — Thu, 04 Feb 2021 20:24:28 +0000

As Scott and Joe try to climb aboard the rocket to the moon, Kyle is feeling toothie, Greg wants to play, and Farzad has a cocktail. Also the Parisian police, drunks!

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Ep. 35: Supernatural Ranger Walker

contact@anewlow.co (A New Low Network) — Fri, 29 Jan 2021 05:07:42 +0000

On this untethered episode we start off with a bang, like certain stocks. They we have some discussion about pets and monkeys, Kyle’s still drinking, Farzad’s back and not happy. Oh and Joe mispronounced things.

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EP. 34: The Sun Sets on a Royal Pain

contact@anewlow.co (A New Low Network) — Fri, 22 Jan 2021 01:07:49 +0000

The boys are down one Lowlife, but they carry on. They discuss their liquor habits, some strange artifacts, birds, and movies. More relevant topics are discussed thereafter.

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Ep. 33: Milkman Has Beef with Hackers

contact@anewlow.co (A New Low Network) — Thu, 14 Jan 2021 18:28:22 +0000

This week the boys cover an array of topics from hackers, to lunch meat and what retirement will eventually look like. This is no Parler trick, so enjoy yourself wherever you, even in your car.

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Ep. 32: Storming the Princess' Castle

contact@anewlow.co (A New Low Network) — Thu, 07 Jan 2021 21:39:45 +0000

New Year and a new format. Joe drives this show. You be the judge as to if he kept the ship afloat as the boys start their new voyage.

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Ep. 31: Season Finale

contact@anewlow.co (A New Low Network) — Fri, 01 Jan 2021 21:19:23 +0000

It’s the end of the year and the end of the first season of A New Low, listen as we recap the year, mail it in and discuss if we have a future. #ReNewSeason2December 31, 2020

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Ep. 30: Not Home Alone On Christmas

contact@anewlow.co (A New Low Network) — Wed, 23 Dec 2020 21:35:51 +0000

The boys get ready for Christmas by getting a little ornery. Joe is prepping for an Award Show! Kyle isn’t in the spirit and Greg is waiting for his maid. Farzad thinks he hasn’t seen a Christmas movie and Scott aka Vanilla Swirl makes his debut.

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Ep. 29: Scent of a Watermelon

contact@anewlow.co (A New Low Network) — Thu, 17 Dec 2020 20:35:44 +0000

This week on A New Low, Joe would like to phone a friend, Greg gets himself into some Heat, Kyle can’t stop dreaming about us, Farzad is fairly microphone competent, and Scott makes us look spectacular, which is why you should watch on Twitch! Have a winter watermelon and enjoy this new episode.

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Ep. 28: I Saw Wolverine Kissing Santa Claus

contact@anewlow.co (A New Low Network) — Fri, 11 Dec 2020 07:10:53 +0000

This week, the boys finally find something they all agree on and it is Joe’s Christmas song choice. Greg has a disdain for words and brings a new segment. Farzad demonstrates his perpetual microphone incompetence, meanwhile Kyle and Scott…do their Kyle and Scott thing. All this on a jam-packed episode of A New Low!

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Ep. 27: Phishing the Deep for Leftovers

contact@anewlow.co (A New Low Network) — Fri, 04 Dec 2020 11:00:00 +0000

The boys are back and full off of Thanksgiving leftovers. Joe brings a divisive dessert question, followed with the boys transitioning into sock etiquette and discussing when it is appropriate to do an accent.

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Ep. 26: Undertaker's Retirement Money

contact@anewlow.co (A New Low Network) — Thu, 26 Nov 2020 02:10:04 +0000

It’s the undertaking of a lifetime. This week the boys talk about which actors they don’t like, give out some Thanksgiving recipes (for next year?), and discuss quitting their jobs…technically. Grab some homemade cranberry sauce and some dark meat for this Thanksgiving feast.

Buy Dat MERCH!

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Ep. 25: Bruce Springfield's Doo Wop Thanksgiving

contact@anewlow.co (A New Low Network) — Fri, 20 Nov 2020 05:17:00 +0000

It’s the big 2-5. The boys determine the best and worst Thanksgiving side dishes while reminiscing about songs from their childhood. Also, the (fuckin’) Ukes are back.

Check out our new MERCH!

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Ep. 24: Spicy Pricks for 420, Alex

contact@anewlow.co (A New Low Network) — Fri, 13 Nov 2020 07:15:50 +0000

Hurray for democracy! Scott wants to know if his pee is unique, Farzad is happy that America is getting more stoned, and we celebrate the life of an American institution. All this and more on a rousing edition of A New Low Podcast.

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Ep. 23: Edging the Polls

contact@anewlow.co (A New Low Network) — Fri, 06 Nov 2020 02:52:21 +0000

What do you thing we talk about this week? Is this shit over yet?

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Ep. 22: Popping Pumpkins at a Costume Party

contact@anewlow.co (A New Low Network) — Fri, 30 Oct 2020 07:01:10 +0000

It’s spooky season and we get into all the spooky topics.

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Ep. 21: Faceplanting on 12 Inch Donuts

contact@anewlow.co (A New Low Network) — Fri, 23 Oct 2020 06:03:02 +0000

Reboots are short lived, Farzad reveals his eggplant and gets massive donuts. Scott has beef with Newton. We discuss this in a fancy house. Flags!

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Ep. 20: Ballot Measuring Contest

contact@anewlow.co (A New Low Network) — Fri, 16 Oct 2020 18:20:46 +0000

WE MADE IT TO 20 BABY! Scott, Joe, and Greg come out of the gate with questions, some involving farm animals. Farzad has an electoral gauging question. Someone uses a questionable word.

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Ep. 19: Ocean Sprays Pulp in the Office

contact@anewlow.co (A New Low Network) — Fri, 09 Oct 2020 07:01:00 +0000

Joe has a fixation on juice. Kyle has been playing old games. Hurricane Delta brings its Ocean Spray to the office.

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Ep 18: Twins Give Miami BADvice

contact@anewlow.co (A New Low Network) — Fri, 02 Oct 2020 15:08:35 +0000

Harkening back to the earlier days of the show, the boys discuss films and music, while the young buck asks about getting old and the sheer number of sports that are on right now. Finally, a very important question is posed…

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Ep. 17: Atlantis Is Up Schitts Creek

contact@anewlow.co (A New Low Network) — Fri, 25 Sep 2020 17:19:03 +0000

The boys this week discuss the recent winners of the Emmys, Joe has a hot take on Rolling Stone’s The 500 Greatest Albums of All Time, and Farzad brings a lecture about archeology…?

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Ep. 16: Betting on Backgammon

contact@anewlow.co (A New Low Network) — Fri, 18 Sep 2020 16:39:53 +0000

With sports back the boys discuss some gambling, TV homes they would like to stay in, and the most important meal. Farzad wants to get back in touch with his roots and Joe “Thanks Greg,” unironically.

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Ep. 15: Vivid Dreams of the Apocalypse

contact@anewlow.co (A New Low Network) — Fri, 11 Sep 2020 07:01:00 +0000

The boys kick off the NFL season whilst witnessing our impending doom. A new form of gutters is also discovered while dropping loads of knowledge.

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Ep. 14: Carole’s Cousins Like Flats

contact@anewlow.co (A New Low Network) — Fri, 04 Sep 2020 07:20:58 +0000

With the NFL season starting next week, many topics regarding football are discussed, including rich and diverse dietary habits.

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Ep. 13: Dumpster Diving for Rent Money

contact@anewlow.co (A New Low Network) — Fri, 28 Aug 2020 16:17:54 +0000

If you make it through some disgusting bodily function talk at the beginning, you are in for an enlightening journey into the past and present worlds of our five hosts. This one is full of treasure and pain.

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Ep. 12: Two Americas: Forks vs. Spoons

contact@anewlow.co (A New Low Network) — Fri, 21 Aug 2020 19:09:14 +0000

A hot debate ravages the boys this week, crystallizing the polarized nature of modern day American society. The real question is, who is a cultured human being and who is a heathen?

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Ep. 11: Pabst Poo Tickets!

contact@anewlow.co (A New Low Network) — Fri, 14 Aug 2020 06:34:06 +0000

We review Ben Shapiro’s latest single featuring Nickleback, drinking seltzers and enjoying omelettes.

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Ep. 10: Las Vegas Motorcycle Rally Caps

contact@anewlow.co (A New Low Network) — Fri, 07 Aug 2020 18:16:28 +0000

Buoyed by the success of our first nine episodes and increasing popular demand, we finally did it. A New Low…LIVE FROM LAS VEGAS, BABAY!!!

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Ep. 9: Marlins Caught Mask Debating on Ice

contact@anewlow.co (A New Low Network) — Fri, 31 Jul 2020 07:01:00 +0000

On this throwback of an episode, Kyle wrangles the boys as they debate contentiously on various subjects, many including a certain fish from the Istiophoridae family.

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Ep. 8: Gold Bars and 40K Socks

contact@anewlow.co (A New Low Network) — Fri, 24 Jul 2020 17:20:52 +0000

Hot bars are dropped on this Joe-hosted episode, as well as revealing information about some of the hosts.

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Ep. 7: Eagles Steal Bikes in the Dark

contact@anewlow.co (A New Low Network) — Fri, 17 Jul 2020 18:13:30 +0000

With somewhat of a return to normalcy, Greg returns to hosting the show. The boys also debut a brand new segment.

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Ep. 6: Kaep-tain America Presents: Hamilton

contact@anewlow.co (A New Low Network) — Fri, 10 Jul 2020 16:56:36 +0000

Production value in the show keeps skyrocketing, the boys discuss certain movements in the sports world during quarantine.

Also, our very own Headphn Joe has dropped his debut album, TV, today! Check him out on all major platforms.

TV by Headphn Joe

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Ep. 5: To Catch a Scrambler

contact@anewlow.co (A New Low Network) — Fri, 03 Jul 2020 01:04:13 +0000

Scott brings the FIRE straight out of the gate! Much riveting talk is had, including drunken NFL ramblings.

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Ep. 4: Pawn Fishing with BS

contact@anewlow.co (A New Low Network) — Fri, 26 Jun 2020 15:24:27 +0000

With Kyle hosting, we debut our first listener segment. And yes, there is definitely more riveting fishing talk.

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Ep. 3: Gundy OANs a Big Black Cod

contact@anewlow.co (A New Low Network) — Fri, 19 Jun 2020 17:10:48 +0000

Farzad tries to keep the guys leveled with nature topics, but the disappointments roll in regardless.

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Ep. 2: In the Doghouse with Akon

contact@anewlow.co (A New Low Network) — Sat, 13 Jun 2020 22:05:48 +0000

Finally at full strength, the boys are back discussing a date, musical artists, and power.

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Ep. 1: 7x7 with a Hint of Brees

contact@anewlow.co (A New Low Network) — Fri, 05 Jun 2020 19:01:23 +0000

The guys discuss their latest disappointments and the madness that is America and the world these days.

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