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The Lamp and the Joys of Life

2012-01-26T09:50:00.000-08:00

A beacon, in search of light, her radiance spreading across many realms.Find the right path for her and the right choices so that she can have a fruitful and a happy life.

X Art : Cum Bathe

2012-01-25T23:27:00.000-08:00

This is the first of my X art series : explicite photo edits.

Wonder if the Green Revolution will ever be a success, our fields and forest be filled with wet dew and the fresh smell of baby stems. The evening was lazy, watching the sun slide down across the field, sitting on a cane chair under the tree turned lavender in autumn.

Hot Cakes and Pastries

2012-01-25T21:40:00.000-08:00

I was working on some linux code, and all this time of no eating and sex made me hungry and horney. Cakes and Pastries are the best way to get rid of the temporary frustration, hot chocolate shake. Once you are done with that shift to pies and cream pies, for the later you might require physical assistance of an opposite sex. If all fails try a puff or just coffee.

This time for Election Menu

2012-01-25T18:26:00.000-08:00

Driving down the street, there was nothing special, suddenly my eyes fell on a lion, faded away from the last election. Too bad this had to be Netaji's party, a one that never made its mark.

The Antique House

2012-01-25T10:35:00.000-08:00

There was an Antique House, a house where people stayed, their lives intertwined with the analog systems they used. Brass goggles, steam powered trains and house drawn were a part of their everyday life. Victorian fashion was the trend of their times.

The Elder Scrolls Lore in a Minute

2012-01-24T21:13:00.000-08:00

How to : South Indian Beach Sex Party

2012-01-24T21:01:00.000-08:00

Recipe for a good bang party near Chilka lake.

1.) Got to a Beach
2.) Get a South Indian girl
3.) Booze her
4.) Grab her
5.) Fuck her
6.) Cum on Her
7.) Repeat steps 4 - 6 until everyone is satisfied

Shes no more

2012-01-22T21:00:00.000-08:00

I have tried to find true love my entire fucking life. I think girls have a common misconception, if you aim for their hips, they think we want to be fuck buddies more than friends. In reality guys are made that way, they would want to make love with them if they love them. The whole notion of lovemaking goes to a hyper-drive with the intensity of love for the woman. End all girls think guys are horney and sex-starved all the time, that is, from a man's perspective - he is not able to survive without her.

Worship

2012-01-22T10:59:00.000-08:00

Those Arms, as they spread aside,

The yoni emerge out of its lotus petal;

fingers spread it as it vibrates,

The vulva enlarges to give way.

Blood it drips, Drop by drop,

Swells to red and pink and then back to red;

Giving way each time,

to more blood and juice.

Worship it, as light shines from it,

The divine hair magically enriched;

meant to nourish the fertile soil,

Spreading love and care, everywhere.

Resurrection

2012-01-21T22:25:00.000-08:00

Its time for Resurrection, I have stayed dead for long, time to raise my mortal flesh again, like mumra in the thunder cats turning the decaying flesh and bones into Mumra, the ever powerful sorcerer.

The Boatman

2012-01-18T12:31:00.000-08:00

The landscape of paradise in India, holed up in a bloody turmoil for more than two decades. The internet seems to be the only breathing space where people can post pictures of their past memories. The quiet aquatic flowers stirred by the disturbance of a boat passing slowly on the mirror flat water of the Dal lake, selling baby eggplants at the market.

Taze taze me animay dalay hay
hay valay, hay valay, hay valay hay,
phulyi vangan ti per mi alay hay
hay valay , hay valay, hay valay hay;
martsvagan t vangan che b'on b'on
mas malri hu vangan che b'on b'on,
naavi manz chi karan tholi thalay hay
hay valay , hay valay, hay valay hay;

Taz muzi bain che hili tsha yi zohtan
deni gogjah vazej bibiy khotan,
zan sangarmaliniy lej phulay hay
hay valay , hay valay, hay valay hay;

hay tse latsh pen', tul van', s'athah chuiy
draginay moir, k'ah dih tse rah chuiy;
athi rati yath, talay hay, tsalay hay
hay valay , hay valay, hay valay hay;

source : http://koshur.org/

Midday Meal

2012-01-15T09:49:00.000-08:00

I have been eating less these days, generally having it in between lunch and dinner to make it short and simple. Meat and milk in the morning, is still a must though. It helps you with vitamins and calcium, along with those I try bread or noodles for carbohydrates. Dates and berries as well for the rest.

Into the Temple with Scenes of Sin

2012-01-14T22:58:00.000-08:00

After reaching the plains, we were headed for the temple of Kenobi. We must sought the help of the priests there if we were to win this battle. In my knowledge Dido was waiting for me there with open arms, once with rendezvous with her, we fortify the whole area and wait for the eminent attack.

I had no well known generals in this battle, most of the people were new recuits, for that I had to stay cautious all the time and plan my steps ahead of time.

I entered the temple, there was a vast reservoir and a sacred mound at the center. I could catch a glimpse of the goddess's nipples on the murky water. I could feel my penis go up in my pants. I looked at the shrine situated in the middle of that lake. The goddess apeared on the temple, she spread signalled me to come and enter her.

The lake had more than her reflection, i could spot atleast six tentacles in that fathomless pond. It would be impossible to swim accross this one, only if Dido's mechanical inventions could save us. Not long after that I spotted a priest, this was the first living person I spotted in the temple. I turned paced with heavy steps towards him.

He got startled to see such a gathering by the side of the pool. I asked him where the head priest was. He said, "he is at the inner chambers, preparing a treat for the goddess. I followed him to the chambers, twenty of my best guards came along, I wanteded to be assertive.

Inside the various rooms there were engines, all steam powered, there were miners pouring feeding coal to their boiler like things. I wondered why a religious place have such boilers. Finally there was a living room, inside it I saw woman was being stripped, the priests wore loincloth, licking her private parts. I was shocked to see such explicite scenes in a temple.

Three Girls and a lot of water

2012-01-14T22:41:00.000-08:00

Another one of the videos which I would dare to play, but who care, 75% of the planet is water and 56% of our body is water. Just like our mother planet squirts jets of her planetary juice, few of the girls here would also emit their own body fluids. A person would tell me I am joking by saying the word 'Jumborin', but if you turn the words around it will become 'jusborin', "Just Boring?", I wanted to say, but if you feel the same while reading these copious amount of crap and meaningless dogs hit written down here, you would miss their eminent closeness to nature here, the belief that we are all part of the same world, which connects eternity.

Onward to Glory !

2012-01-07T21:03:00.000-08:00

We headed by the canyon cave near Dardanelle, beyond the canyon lied the plains and pasturelands. I led an army of 400 foot soldiers and 50 cavalrymen. Camp followers joined in, on the way. Each soldiers was instructed to carry his own baggage of food and tools, food that would be provided from the treasury will be deducted from the salary. Any personal spoil would be considered a part of the treasury.

It is not easy to maintain the integrity of the army. I had been building up my resources for more than a year. I had the guidance of the Goddess Essmeralda nonetheless, for I had made a prigrimage to Her monastery at Da Balion.

I had sent forth a message throughout the realm for the druid Claus Von Tar, in a secret meeting with one of his disciples I was informed that the Druid would help me once I reached the Dardanelle Gates. But it was two days since we had passed it and encountered numerous beasts on the way.

In one occasion a giant centipede, twice the size of a horse came to loot the rations, two of my men slipped and fell from the side of the cliff when the centipede some dislodged boulders causing a landslide, while it was trying to escape. In retaliation I ordered the burning of the centipede's nest, and that night we dined on crispy centipede larvae.

I had kept a good number of fertile women in the camp, also large barrels of wine and beer carried on by tredging ox carts. Some animals would be slaughtered on the way, for meat. Nothing grew in the canyon and if someone drank the juice from the innumerable number of cactus and thorny bushes it is destined to cause diarrhea and dysentry.

Finding water was the greatest challenge of this journey. Initally we bought water from the natives, we encountered a few. I recruited them entrigued by their unique ways of collecting ground water. First they extracted the toxic water from the plants, then boiled it to evaporate it, then collect the vapours and convert it back to pure water. Also, they knew the portholes and underground streams to get purer water.

Eventually, on the end of the 12th day, we could see the cliffs dissapear and give way to the eternal pastures. The sacred lake of Taito and the temple of goddess Kenobi showed us the correct path.

The Messenger

2012-01-06T01:52:00.000-08:00

A year and a half after we have captured Lockview and built a hill fort there, the training for the cadets were on the full swing, just as everything was looking good we finally received a letter from Dido. This was particularly of my interest because dido had been officially, my employeer.

The letter read as :

Dearest Lebu,

I congratulate for your victory at knells. I hear that you are want to save the princess as well. Before I say we should team up, I would like to say that I hereby release you and your mates from my oath or any dues and you are hereby free to purse your own quests.

Before you start packing your weapons and food lets me tell you that I have already freed the princess. After hearing of her torment, I was immpossible for me to stand down. Inaction from my part would simply mean more suffering of the land.

I had moved in with the amry of Mar, their king a sworn enemy of the Token. As their army stormed and scaled the castle. I had sneaked in. Inside the poor princess was being robbed of her innocence. A huge devil was about to enter the princess. I showed them my skin and began to seduce them.

Once in my trap I took out my knife and cut off their male organs. Made of only magic or verility, their bodies turned into dust. I escorted the princess into my ship where she is safe now, I need to rush since I fear a counter attack. However, I am bogged down by engine problems. I made need your help at Dardanelle plains where I am currently anchored, send me a reply once you get this messege.

Regards,

Dido

I finished the messege and my heart raced. I sent a hawk messenger immediately to the plains.

memes of day

2012-01-04T23:19:00.000-08:00

Ancient Cooked Fish

2012-01-04T22:34:00.000-08:00

8 qt. boiling water
16 (3") potatoes, washed, NOT peeled
1 c. salt
16 (1"-2") onions
Fish chunks, use fish such as salmon
Olive oil
Salad garnishee

Use very large pot, such as a canner. Bring water to rolling boil, add 1/2 cup salt and potatoes slowly so water continues to boil. Boil 12 minutes. Add onions slowly so water continues to boil. Boil 6 minutes. Place fish in wire basket. Run hot water on fish to warm it up so when added to boiling water the water continues to boil.
Add the rest of the salt (1/2 cup). Add fish. Make sure water continues to boil. Boil for 12 minutes. Remove everything from the pot. Serve with melted coriander,lemon, olive oil, garnish .

NOTE: Everything has its own taste, is not salty.

source : cooks.com

Digging the most amazing cavern

2012-01-04T00:00:00.000-08:00

At dawn I sat in anticipation, waiting for recruits to be precise, to prepare for the final assault into the castle of yek tor mesh, where Anayak was held captive. I was looking for diggers and tunnelers. People came in with huge sacks, to show how successful they were in robbing stores. As always we had recruited people from the towns and villages lying in our adobe. I could see thieves, robbers and the unemployed flocking in for the interview.

A scorcerror came along. His name was Claus von Tar. 'Hi, can i come in ?' he said, 'yes', he entered the room and sat on my opposite side on the round table. 'If you wish to save the princess you must prepare for a real show down.' I have fought at bastar myself, few days away from the castle where the princess is held. Bastar, which was ruled by the same family, was burnt to the ground.

'So what is the deal ?' I asked. 'Bastar was different, if you were thinking' he continued, 'the power of the Token protects this castle. Even if the castle is destroyed, the horde it will unleash must be stopped.' 'Where do we stop it then ?' I asked.

He replied with a slow and heavy voice 'The plains of Dardanelle' - the grim hung over his face.

I insisted him to stay and tell me more, but he refused and slowly walked out of the room. I thought everything over and went outside to look for the wizard, but I could not find him !

I walked out to meditation room, the angry crowd of interviewees blasting out. The guards moved to control them. That night I drank a lot of grape wine and ate boiled vegetables and slept with two dancing girls, but my mind was somewhere else, thinking something else.

The Girl to be the Princess : The Haunted Forest

2012-01-03T09:25:00.000-08:00

At dusk when the villagers were done their harvesting they would return to their thatched huts, the village elder would sound the gong, signing the end of the day. At night the village would take a siege mentality. Doors would be shut, the cattle would be returned to their sheds, children, women and elderly moved to the underground caverns. The village was crisscrossed by a system of interconnected tunnels that we called the ‘Uru’ or the protector in our language.

All this protection was not for bears and leopards prowling the forest. Rather the ‘skraelings’ that lurk in the dark. What I have known about them are from fables and local tales. Our ancestors arrived in this forest five generations ago. Upon arriving they cleared the land, burnt the forest and curved the landscape to cultivate crops. After them came the soldiers of Ishmier, of whom most of the people here claim their lineage. They setup a frontier base in the hillocks to scout for enemy army movements. The battles with the neighboring town of Fjula ravaged the lands.

After the fall of Ishmier, the new Emperor tried consolidating his power over the forests; local tribal leaders were captured and hanged. The backs of the tribes were broken, their family desecrated and property confiscated. The last remaining tribe, the Souk, fled from the villages and sought refuge in the forest.

Why this massive Kolaveri XXX porno gangbang orgy Di ?

2012-01-03T07:12:00.001-08:00

Suddenly, why this Kolaveri Di ? or are people bored of it. Let us revive the trending with a massive Kolavari Gangbang orgy in pleasure Palace. Di ?

PS: just doing it for the wits :3
PPS: hits* :P

New Year's Surprise

2012-01-01T02:41:00.000-08:00

It is midday when
my post should finally appear on the 2012 list.
Lots of revolutions hit last year and Thane,
should have dumped all it could before dissipating over land.

Lobster brains usher in the new year
as I feast with meat and whiskey by my side.

Hermione felt a shiver down her spine
as the crowd watched them make out.

Salmon Migration and Hilsa Steak

2011-12-31T17:45:00.000-08:00

I had heard that salmons migrate during this time of the year in the northern hemisphere. These sea fishes, triggered by their urge to mate, move inland into fresh water. In these spawning grounds they were born themselves and now they return, for their next generation. These inland water systems are safe from most waterborne predators and hence the baby fishes and eggs are safer. After mating the couple die and are food for the local scavengers, life continues in cycles.

2012 : A new Hope for the Planet

2011-12-31T10:55:00.000-08:00

It need not be mentioned that we will be facing the monumental challenge of curing a planet in front of us, as we enter the new year. Humans are undoubtedly the dominant species on the face of the planet earth. Yet their contribution to the health of the planet is on the negative side. Two centuries of exploitation the left the planet bare and gasping for life.

This year I shall give back to the Earth what she rightfully deserves. The bounty she has given must be respected otherwise we will run out of resources even before we think. So, for the white fairy princess who roam these landscapes, galloping the fields and forested lands, I am by thee and thou greatness. For the land of plenty you have created, I sworn to protect it.

When you are Russian for Food, There is no Time for Stalin

2011-12-29T05:36:00.000-08:00

Lovely collection of food making skills in the wild. Saved the last one for the best.

Bear Grylls - Man vs Wild Hamburger yeah