1. 1. lots of giant robots
2. 2. megan fox

actually,  maybe both reasons.

you didnt go see it for any sort of storyline, character/plot development, writing, etc. its a michael bay film. dont go in there expecting shawshank redemption. do go in there expecting robot balls.

will all of that said, i heart giant robots (balls and all).

rating: 5/5 angry ninjas

we stayed at the westin for 6 days. always sign up for the royal beach club when you stay there. free breakfast, but more importantly, free drinks in the evening! i like pina coladas.

here is the view from the room. there are 7 pools.

here is the famous arch in cabo. the rock formations are really cool. i definitely recommend taking a glass bottom boat tour. the tour guide will try to charge you $20. we got the price down to $8.

here is some of the food we ate. you should always eat oysters at restaurants with gold signs.

now people are always saying,

dont drink the water in mexico! only get bottled water! dont even get ice in your drinks! youll get the muddbutt like in sex in the city!

whatever. nobody had any problems with that (that im aware of). but then again, we were staying at a resort town. they probably filter everything.

all in all, it was an awesome vacation, a perfect blend of eating, drinking, beaching, exploring, getting losting, adventuring, and doing nothing. im probably going to forgo mexican food for at least a week though.

no more chips and salsa por favor.

now this might have been for a variety of reasons:

1. they thought askskratch was dead because he was passed out and not moving. (which he did and wasnt)
2. they thought i was pregnant and about to have a food baby (which i was and did the next morning)
3. they wanted to come watch yanting dominate at beer pong. (which she killed at)

regardless, they came to tell us to shut our faces. aparrently one of the neighbors had some things to say about our joyous outbursts – as in, tell those kids to shut up!

haters.

so everyone, when you are out and about celebrating all sorts of joyous occasions this summer, bumping your lady gaga, be wary of the police ninja. they break up parties. and possibly your face if you give them too much lip.

definitley not the smartest idea to invent such a food two weeks before going to cabo.

*sigh* at least its whole wheat toast?

great. now its on repeat on my itunes.

oh yeah… and heres an excuse to post a picture of megan fox rubbing her leg/butt.

heres my customer service experience with blockbuster all access:

me:  i was looking at my credit card statement and it looks like my subscription went from $9.99 to $11.99. I also tried to exchange my DVDs in store recently but the cashier told me that i had used up all my exchanges for the month. when i signed up, i had unlimited in store exchanges.
cs: yes.
me: um so you increased the price and limited my in store exchanges without my approval?
cs: yes.

that my dear reader, is what we call a bait and switch. and the reason i cancelled blockbuster and went back to netflix.

moral of the story – dont give your money to businesses with shady customer acquisiton tactics  like blockbuster. assholes.

with the popularity of analog thumbsticks these days, i have not experienced nintendo thumb for quite some time. but then again, it has been quite a while since i last played any sort of fighting game.

brings back quite a few memories of the 12 year-old me getting my ass handed to me by m. bison. psycho crusher is lethal.

looks like i will be picking up that marvel vs capcom 2 for ps3 after all. lets hope my thumbs toughen up in time.

have a great weekend everyone.

pretty stoked for the niners in the draft this season. this video pretty much explains itself.

cant wait to start tailgating and doing the michael crabtree dance. love the pinchers.