<?xml version='1.0' encoding='UTF-8'?><?xml-stylesheet href="http://www.blogger.com/styles/atom.css" type="text/css"?><feed xmlns='http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom' xmlns:openSearch='http://a9.com/-/spec/opensearchrss/1.0/' xmlns:blogger='http://schemas.google.com/blogger/2008' xmlns:georss='http://www.georss.org/georss' xmlns:gd="http://schemas.google.com/g/2005" xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2944422530784351860</id><updated>2024-08-31T19:09:33.534-07:00</updated><category term="ironing board surfing champion"/><category term="smurf stag do photos blue midget judgment time"/><title type='text'>/antics</title><subtitle type='html'>by corkey</subtitle><link rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#feed' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://bencorke.blogspot.com/feeds/posts/default'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2944422530784351860/posts/default?redirect=false'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://bencorke.blogspot.com/'/><link rel='hub' href='http://pubsubhubbub.appspot.com/'/><author><name>CORKEY</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/08931299510963029329</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='https://img1.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><generator version='7.00' uri='http://www.blogger.com'>Blogger</generator><openSearch:totalResults>7</openSearch:totalResults><openSearch:startIndex>1</openSearch:startIndex><openSearch:itemsPerPage>25</openSearch:itemsPerPage><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2944422530784351860.post-5891550913789885827</id><published>2009-07-23T06:45:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2009-07-29T16:35:01.394-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Smurf Stag Do Now The Definition of a &quot;Stag Do&quot; in Google Search</title><content type='html'>Type &quot;Stag Do&quot; into Google and you will see that the first set of Pictures is a photo I took on Bora Bora beach Ibiza, that somehow escaped into the wild!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.google.co.uk/search?hl=en&amp;amp;q=stag+do&amp;amp;btnG=Search&amp;amp;meta=cr%3DcountryUK%7CcountryGB&quot;&gt;&lt;br /&gt;http://www.google.co.uk/search?hl=en&amp;amp;q=stag+do&amp;amp;btnG=Search&amp;amp;meta=cr%3DcountryUK|countryGB&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;There are also &lt;b&gt;5,370 &lt;/b&gt;blogs with &quot;smurf stag do&quot; mentioned - nearly all have the infamous photo of Judge and the Smurf playing pool on them - couple of local newspapers also publishing the story.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.google.co.uk/search?hl=en&amp;amp;q=smurf+stag+do&amp;amp;btnG=Search&amp;amp;meta=&quot;&gt;&lt;br /&gt;http://www.google.co.uk/search?hl=en&amp;amp;q=smurf+stag+do&amp;amp;btnG=Search&amp;amp;meta=&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Poor Judge. He really doesn&#39;t deserve me as a friend :-)&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;If you would like to see more photos have a look at the orginial posting on my blog!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Corkey&lt;b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/b&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://bencorke.blogspot.com/feeds/5891550913789885827/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment/fullpage/post/2944422530784351860/5891550913789885827' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2944422530784351860/posts/default/5891550913789885827'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2944422530784351860/posts/default/5891550913789885827'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://bencorke.blogspot.com/2009/07/smurf-stag-do-now-defacto-definition-of.html' title='Smurf Stag Do Now The Definition of a &quot;Stag Do&quot; in Google Search'/><author><name>CORKEY</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/08931299510963029329</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='https://img1.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2944422530784351860.post-4521376152285951886</id><published>2008-06-02T11:39:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2010-03-04T11:59:46.572-08:00</updated><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="ironing board surfing champion"/><title type='text'>Ironing Board Surfing Champion</title><content type='html'>Beacky currently holds the record - can you do better??? post a link in the comments.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Winner gets &lt;del&gt;two&lt;/del&gt; &lt;del&gt;three&lt;/del&gt; four buckled ironing boards!!!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Enjoy&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;object height=&quot;350&quot; width=&quot;425&quot;&gt;&lt;param name=&quot;movie&quot; value=&quot;http://www.youtube.com/v/JZpEirJtWms&quot;&gt;&lt;br /&gt;  &lt;embed src=&quot;http://www.youtube.com/v/JZpEirJtWms&quot; type=&quot;application/x-shockwave-flash&quot; width=&quot;425&quot; height=&quot;350&quot;&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;  &lt;/object&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://bencorke.blogspot.com/feeds/4521376152285951886/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment/fullpage/post/2944422530784351860/4521376152285951886' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2944422530784351860/posts/default/4521376152285951886'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2944422530784351860/posts/default/4521376152285951886'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://bencorke.blogspot.com/2008/06/ironing-board-surfing-champion.html' title='Ironing Board Surfing Champion'/><author><name>CORKEY</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/08931299510963029329</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='https://img1.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2944422530784351860.post-7014922107376199694</id><published>2007-07-23T01:02:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2008-03-12T17:05:06.150-07:00</updated><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="smurf stag do photos blue midget judgment time"/><title type='text'>Judges Stag Do. Smurf handcuffed to the Stag in Ibiza</title><content type='html'>&lt;img id=&quot;BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5090304738086925602&quot; style=&quot;DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center&quot; alt=&quot;&quot; src=&quot;https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgyAy6AsjugdcxiQwx8-Cxhb4pKFUKCj9fXQb1mNdI8ixux5_q2WxHxwVfYG2dFUaigFO_j52HV25r5pLQ_iNGJxng7Z-96_TmXw19_OzgR3_lyBnOo0I2As03a8mwZnTK1Fk28i7ZLS1s/s400/stag+do+2.jpg&quot; border=&quot;0&quot; /&gt; &lt;strong&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:arial;&quot;&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-size:130%;&quot;&gt;Judge will never forgive me!&lt;/span&gt; &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Loaded Magazine: &lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;strong&gt;the worlds most mental stag do&lt;/strong&gt; &lt;/blockquote&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:arial;&quot;&gt;As promised here are a few photos and videos from the stag do:&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Pictures:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.systemserp.co.uk/ibiza/&quot;&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:arial;&quot;&gt;JUDGES SMURF STAG DO PHOTOS&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:arial;&quot;&gt; [start from the end and work backwards]&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Videos:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.youtube.com/user/eliminator74&quot;&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:arial;&quot;&gt;JUDGES SMURF STAG DO VIDEOS&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:arial;&quot;&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:arial;&quot;&gt;Media Coverage:&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:arial;&quot;&gt;Loaded Magazine (August 2008 Edition)&lt;br /&gt;The Star (22.07.07)&lt;br /&gt;Radio 1 (Chris Moyles)&lt;br /&gt;Sunderland Echo Online&lt;br /&gt;About a million emails and blogs&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:arial;&quot;&gt;&lt;br /&gt;If anyone would like to hire Greg The Miniman contact him here: www.theminiman.co.uk&lt;/span&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://bencorke.blogspot.com/feeds/7014922107376199694/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment/fullpage/post/2944422530784351860/7014922107376199694' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2944422530784351860/posts/default/7014922107376199694'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2944422530784351860/posts/default/7014922107376199694'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://bencorke.blogspot.com/2007/07/if-you-are-looking-for-more-information.html' title='Judges Stag Do. 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The prize was received by Ben Corke and Alex Morris, who were both part of the team who took part in the Race&quot;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align=&quot;justify&quot;&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align=&quot;justify&quot;&gt;What the press release failed to mention was that Alex built the raft and it was utterly &lt;em&gt;pony,&lt;/em&gt; as a result (also maybe due to the crate of stella we drank on the way) we came in 30 minutes after the 2nd to last raft - utterly smashed!&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align=&quot;justify&quot;&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align=&quot;justify&quot;&gt;Funny thing was all the other competitors had to wait, soaking wet and cold for us the finish so they could do the presentations.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align=&quot;justify&quot;&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align=&quot;justify&quot;&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align=&quot;justify&quot;&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align=&quot;justify&quot;&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://bencorke.blogspot.com/feeds/2316539632089366756/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment/fullpage/post/2944422530784351860/2316539632089366756' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2944422530784351860/posts/default/2316539632089366756'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2944422530784351860/posts/default/2316539632089366756'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://bencorke.blogspot.com/2008/03/raft-race-corkey-does-his-bit-for.html' title='Raft Race: Corkey does his bit for charity'/><author><name>CORKEY</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/08931299510963029329</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='https://img1.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2944422530784351860.post-3098568995558246757</id><published>2005-03-12T16:26:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2008-03-12T16:31:21.365-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Ads</title><content type='html'>&lt;div id=&#39;vu_ytplayer_vjVQa1PpcFNlEElGS6M9tIa2PLbAeqUxuzgQPEixmTY=&#39;&gt;&lt;a href=&#39;http://www.youtube.com/browse&#39;&gt;Watch the latest videos on YouTube.com&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;script type=&#39;text/javascript&#39; src=&#39;http://www.youtube.com/cp/vjVQa1PpcFNlEElGS6M9tIa2PLbAeqUxuzgQPEixmTY=&#39;&gt;&lt;/script&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://bencorke.blogspot.com/feeds/3098568995558246757/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment/fullpage/post/2944422530784351860/3098568995558246757' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2944422530784351860/posts/default/3098568995558246757'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2944422530784351860/posts/default/3098568995558246757'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://bencorke.blogspot.com/2008/03/ads.html' title='Ads'/><author><name>CORKEY</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/08931299510963029329</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='https://img1.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2944422530784351860.post-2286941528342982096</id><published>2003-07-29T06:34:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2008-07-29T06:35:24.894-07:00</updated><title type='text'>test post for seo purposes</title><content type='html'>&lt;a href=&quot;http://del.icio.us/bencorke&quot;&gt;http://del.icio.us/bencorke&lt;/a&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://bencorke.blogspot.com/feeds/2286941528342982096/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment/fullpage/post/2944422530784351860/2286941528342982096' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2944422530784351860/posts/default/2286941528342982096'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2944422530784351860/posts/default/2286941528342982096'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://bencorke.blogspot.com/2003/07/test-post-for-seo-purposes.html' title='test post for seo purposes'/><author><name>CORKEY</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/08931299510963029329</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='https://img1.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry></feed>