Aorta VI Blog

Issue II up for FREE!

2011-09-26T00:47:00.000-07:00

you heard right....go check it!

we love you

Smegma Man VI!

2011-09-25T01:03:00.000-07:00

yea...i think i just made a sex pun out of Mega Man...

anyway! Pj here...as always... (those lazy fucks...i should break some legs) and i did a mountain goats load of work on the site for random people who don't care either way (not the previously mentioned lazy fucks, the unknown fucks out there in the land of the cybersexting.)

musics, videos, new design and more importantly: MORE ART AND LESS TEXT

yeaaaaaaaaaa
sickos

okie, time for me to pretend to live a meaningful life

-Pj-

it's seething

2011-09-15T02:26:00.000-07:00

AortaVI.com is BACK FOR AT LEAST 3 YEARS!

yea that's right Pj has fronted the moolah to keep the baby up and running for the foreseeable future, it may even outlast the United States of America at this point and will definitely be there for the 2012 debacle that is sure to come!!!((LIESSSS))

ok...go now...have fun...remember we told you to

oh and if you play minecraft we have a server! i will tell you what it is if you ask nicely @ aortavi@gmail.com

for now...bibi!

PS: we all now have our own personal email addresses which are our first names followed by @aortavi.com

our songs now on SoundCloud

2011-07-18T17:27:00.000-07:00

i have taken the liberty of uploading our song output onto SoundCloud.

there is also now a stream of our songs at the bottom of this blog.

not dead

2011-07-16T03:07:00.001-07:00

we're still alive and we have been doing things but have very little means to show it. the digital thing is great but not very economical or quick.

more is coming, stay tuned

Issue I out now digitally for FREE!

2011-02-09T00:09:00.001-08:00

FREE DIGITAL COPY OF ISSUE I!

Rusty Nails and Whipped Cream

2011-01-17T18:54:00.001-08:00

Gratings journeymen and bag ladies,

Pj harr...

Aorta VI is a funny beast, it's a collaborative effort and it's one that tends to churn very slowly (tis a shame...)

But that does not mean we haven't been working! There's been a tad bit of "restructuring" and various other terms that shouldn't be associated with something fun, but it's a simple fact that things stop working sometimes.

But it's a new year, and that means we do have plans for you sick bastards (and bastardesses)

They include:

• Issue 3! (yes the delay has been heinous...)
• more Pj/Jim Tozzi mini-comics
• digital copies of our comicky goodness (courtesy of issuu.com)
• random musical offerings
• a miraculously secret endeavor that you will surely hear much about in due time (and has been the biggest timesuck)
• opportunities for YOUR ideas and comics!
• more sick shit
• more fun shit

and surely many more thangs

So please keep us in your prayers

We love you!

Here's a shot of the latest Pj/Jim Tozzi collab! Coming soon!

Wastrels are still in residence

2010-09-12T15:23:00.000-07:00

greetings meat fiends!

Pj here, we've been up to quite a bit actually. Issue 3 is complete and will be printed this week, my mini-comic collaboration with Jim Tozzi (of PFFR fame) is complete:

aaaaannnd my new solo-strip Pooey Chewie hath debuted in the latest issue of The Union Weekly

It's been a glorious time, for all involved (or at least me) and now I flitter off into the wind!

Cover of The Union Weekly!

2010-09-07T11:33:00.001-07:00

Here it is!

Our art is on the cover of the weekly student paper at CSULB! It's a wondrous smashpage by Jared, Pj and Sam! The graphic design and color is by the magnificent Clay Cooper!

CLICK FOR FULL SIZE!

Weakly Update

2010-09-05T03:02:00.001-07:00

So this is now a tradition...starting now...go!

With the close of the summerpocalypse we begin the fallmageddon and that means Pj's going to Cal State Long Beach, but the good news is it's an opportunity for him to leave stickers and juicy remnants all about the campus. Be on the look out this Tuesday for a mind numbing post relating to CSULB and if you found us recently, hello there!

Tyler, Jared and Pj birthed 3 new comics which are still yungins however, under the fine tutelage of our 3 "men in dark shades" they will surely grow to delight you with their painstakingly rendered nipples and whale-parts.

Jared and Tyler have also begun a collaborative effort involving various comics which will surely come about someday! Be on the look out for anyone named Worms, I hear he steals label makers...

On the Sam front he has a cool gust of a side project coming down the western hemisphere. It's called Anagraham and it's a baby chyl' he's nursed along with Heather Anacker (who hates our stuff) and it's a pretty snazzy snackaroo! Check out the facebook page @ http://www.facebook.com/pages/Anagraham/149146941766174

Tyler has also posted a nice chiptune on our 8bitcollective page called flutophone! http://8bc.org/music/Aorta+VI/Flutophone/

So huddle up, hollow out a musk ox, be sure and urinate to facilitate the heat generation you'll need to calm your nerves and sit back, relax (in your now frozen urine musk ox of a den, what the hell were you thinking!?!) and have a Carl Sagan day!

Chiptunes!

2010-08-30T00:34:00.000-07:00

Yet another bit-post!
Posted some chiptunes on our 8bit Collective page!

Check em out!

http://8bc.org/members/Aorta+VI/

we're on 8-bit Collective!

2010-08-27T21:41:00.000-07:00

you can now find us on 8-Bit Collective @ http://8bc.org/members/Aorta+VI/
we'll be adding more bit art and chiptunes there as soon as it seeps out of our brain sacks!

ENJOY!

the bit revolution

2010-08-24T23:26:00.000-07:00

Pj here, I've been feeling a tad nostalgic for the old 8-bit and 16-bit aesthetic so I thought "why not do something more than be nostalgic" so not only have I recently purchased a Korg synth and made a couple 8-bit tunes, I've begun making some bit art as well. Here's a taste for all those eager beavers!

more is sure to come so stay tuned!

Lowered Prices + News!

2010-08-17T17:46:00.000-07:00

we've lowered our prices for our various comics on the official Aorta VI shop!

shipping is free and the new prices are as follows!

Issues: 3.00 (down from 5.00)
Single Comics: 1.00 (down from 2.00)

we will keep these prices from here on out!

in other news Woodystock was fun!
here's a shot of our table:

we sold quite a few buttons at Woodystock so we're looking into making those available online, probably in both "grab bag" and "serialized set" form if you have any requests or ideas shoot them at us in the comments.

have a Sean Connery filled day!

8/15/10 We'll be at Woodystock!

2010-08-11T15:01:00.001-07:00

Sunday August 15!
@12:30pm
1151 Trask Ave
Garden Grove, CA 92843

It'll be $5 to get in, and the music seems fun enough, but the true attraction is us! Aorta VI! Tentative plans are Pj and Jared will be there with a high chance of Tyler and nominal chance of Sam! Best bring your boobs and bobs to sign!

Jus kiddaaaaaaaannnnng!

But seriously, come, you'll be glad you did

Cafe Press shirt modeling!

2010-08-10T15:15:00.001-07:00

Pj has modeled some for your viewing pleasure.

Stickers are in!

2010-07-28T16:34:00.001-07:00

They're just waitin to be stuckered!

Aorta VI.com REVAMP!

2010-07-28T02:24:00.000-07:00

so god damn good
it's SO GOD DAMN GOOD!
it's SO GOD DAMN GOOD!

it's pretty cool alright!
AortaVI.com is getting yummy like you're old grandmas naughty bits
and it's not nearly as gag-reflex-inducing

the shop is integrated at http://www.aortavi.com/xxx/Shop.html
and everything is coming together nice

we're adding drawings for your viewpleasuredome
and other nifty sumthings

oh...and just in case you're dense (if you truly are...just die already)
know this: the eyes have it

Aorta VI on cafepress!

2010-07-26T19:28:00.000-07:00

so we've set up a shirt design on cafepress the link is http://www.cafepress.com/AortaVI obviously...

Red Squid AVI

i (Pj) have ordered it, so i will soon be able to testify as to it's greatness, and i can model it for you...
but in case you're very impatient, cafepress does have a cool return policy! :D

i'll be noodling around on this internet thing making shit and linking shit so if you happen to have aim drop me a hello @ ihobbesdream

aortavi.weebly.com buy stuff?

2010-07-25T23:25:00.000-07:00

temporary Aorta VI shop now live!

we will be integrating this into the main site soon but if you want to purchase anything feel free to go to the temporary site and check it out and we'll try and make sure we get your order to you in a timely fashion.

http://aortavi.weebly.com. it's a happy shit site.

Howdy Doody!

2010-07-24T21:39:00.001-07:00

Aorta VI is on "they're" way to merchandise heaven. The sweet holy mountain (move bach camera) is opening it's tender thighs to let us suckle on it's engorged, vein-infested fetus. We are plucking out it's libidinal eyes that stare back with calm terror.

We..... made..... STICKERS!!!!!!!

The adhesive on the stickers is made from 100% baby cum free glue, and is proven to cure cancer.

We travel only on antler-based vehicles.... SUCKITSANTA!!!

AortaVI.com back online

2010-07-22T16:08:00.001-07:00

Thanks to a generous donation from the U.S. Government Department of Commerce

No seriously, I (Pj) worked for the census and footed our bill! Yay!

The chicken has been saved

Tyler at Comic-Con!

2010-07-21T13:51:00.001-07:00

Well our brother Tyler Stafford is going to be at table L3

Be sure to stop by if you're there and check out what he's got. He may have some Vampire, Bird, issues with him if you ask nicely!

Just a quick note

2010-07-19T12:07:00.001-07:00

Reminder: we are not dead

Fact: the aortavi.com website is down cause we're poor

Fact: it will be back up asap

Fact: we are always working, even when we're not

Fact: keep august 15 free and plan on being in the oc at 12:30 pm

Fact: I'm factfilled

Fact: PFFR is awesome

Fact:

Too much is coming so you better plug you're popper and dance like you've never danced before. The storm of storms is coming and it's a monkey shit game!

-Pj

Terrible Twos on hiatus today

2010-04-30T22:55:00.001-07:00

Due to Pj's job!
But as punishment we shall show you this: