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	<description>The struggle for survival is an incredible waste of time.</description>
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		<title>Leave These Poor Sick Monkeys Alone</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 17 May 2012 17:10:46 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Please note the order of operations: 1. Break it down 2. Build it up 3. Stop The good news is, we really only need to work on #3. [Flight of the Conchords]]]></description>
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<p>Please note the order of operations:<br />
1. Break it down<br />
2. Build it up<br />
3. Stop</p>
<p>The good news is, we really only need to work on #3.</p>
<p>[<a href="http://flightoftheconchords.co.nz/">Flight of the Conchords</a>]</p>
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		<title>Untitled Occupy Wall Street Plug</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 16 May 2012 17:10:02 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[The Occupy movement spontaneously created something that doesn’t really exist in the country: communities of mutual support, cooperation, open spaces for discussion &#8230; just people doing things and helping each other.  -  Noah Chomsky Perhaps what also didn&#8217;t exist was an entity of sufficient complexity to compete with the corporate and political structures at work]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<blockquote><p>The Occupy movement spontaneously created something that doesn’t really exist in the country: communities of mutual support, cooperation, open spaces for discussion &#8230; just people doing things and helping each other.  -  <a href="http://www.democracynow.org/2012/5/14/chomsky_occupy_wall_street_has_created">Noah Chomsky</a></p></blockquote>
<p>Perhaps what also didn&#8217;t exist was an entity of sufficient complexity to compete with the corporate and political structures at work in this country.  Compared with yesterday&#8217;s <a href="http://www.apeconmyth.com/2012/05/this-is-why-no-one-wants-to-play-monopoly/">conglomerate chart</a>, it looks like <a href="http://occupywallst.org/">Occupy Wall Street</a>&#8216;s <a href="http://www.nycga.net/">NYC General Assembly</a> is starting to hold its own when it comes to tentacles&#8230;</p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><a href="http://i.imgur.com/QV0Za.png" rel="lightbox"><img class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-6660" title="OWS-OrgChart" src="http://www.apeconmyth.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/OWS-OrgChart.gif" alt="" width="690" height="440" /></a><span style="font-size: x-small;">(click to enlarge)</span></p>
<p>(And what is it they say about the side that isn&#8217;t getting paid?)</p>
<p>Wish you were in NYC?  <a href="http://www.nycga.net/how-to-help/">Be there online</a>.</p>
<p>[Chart by <a href="http://www.nycga.net/members/jsmith/">Jack Smith</a> via <a href="http://mappingthemovement.tumblr.com/">Mapping the Movement</a>]</p>
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		<title>This Is Why No One Wants To Play Monopoly</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 15 May 2012 16:09:02 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[So, what&#8217;s the end game here? (click to enlarge) Do we really have to play this out or can we just count up the money, name a winner and move on?  We don&#8217;t even need most of this stuff. [Chart source unknown via forgotten path]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>So, what&#8217;s the end game here?</p>
<p><a href="http://i.imgur.com/k0pv0.jpg" rel="lightbox"><img class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-6631" title="Brands-Chart-sm" src="http://www.apeconmyth.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/Brands-Chart-sm.jpg" alt="" width="675" height="424" /></a></p>
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<p>Do we really have to play this out or can we just count up the money, name a winner and move on?  We don&#8217;t even need most of this stuff.</p>
<p>[Chart source unknown via forgotten path]</p>
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		<title>.- .–. . / -.-. — -. / — -.– – ….</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 11 May 2012 16:09:18 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Print out the chart below, head over to LearnMorseCode.com and in one minute KB3BYT will explain how you can become a Morse code pro.  This chart is the key&#8230; You go left for a dash (dah), right for a dot (dit).  Pick a letter below, walk through it once above, and all will be clear.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Print out the chart below, head over to <a href="http://www.learnmorsecode.com/">LearnMorseCode.com</a> and in one minute KB3BYT will explain how you can become a Morse code pro.  This chart is the key&#8230;</p>
<p><a href="www.learnmorsecode.com"><img class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-6345" title="LearnMorseCode1" src="http://www.apeconmyth.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/LearnMorseCode1.gif" alt="" width="518" height="234" /></a></p>
<p>You go left for a dash (dah), right for a dot (dit).  Pick a letter below, walk through it once above, and all will be clear.</p>
<p><a href="www.learnmorsecode.com"><img class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-6346" title="LearnMorseCode2" src="http://www.apeconmyth.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/LearnMorseCode2.gif" alt="" width="518" height="234" /></a>Why learn Morse code? <a href="http://www.qbit.it/lab/morse.php?text=Because+codes+are+cool&amp;midi=1">-&#8230; . -.-. .- ..- &#8230; . / -.-. &#8212; -.. . &#8230; / .- .-. . / -.-. &#8212; &#8212; .-..</a></p>
<p>Think of it as binary for humans.</p>
<p>And the possibilities&#8230;  Imagine if we all really invested ten minutes a day learning Morse code over the next few months and then spent the rest of our lives occasionally going out to restaurants and banging on the table the whole time while not saying a word.</p>
<p>If you&#8217;ve got a better idea, .&#8211;. .-.. . .- &#8230; . / &#8230; &#8230;. .- .-. . / .. &#8211; / .. -. / &#8211; &#8230;. . / -.-. &#8212; &#8212; &#8211; . -. &#8211; &#8230;</p>
<p>[<a href="www.learnmorsecode.com">LearnMorseCode.com</a>]</p>
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		<title>Welcome Back to the Internet!</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 10 May 2012 16:09:11 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Receiving 100% of your search results from Google is a little like getting all your information from the popular kids at school.  The top results might satisfy most needs, but there&#8217;s a whole lot of internet out there beyond that first page of links.  Not that anyone wants to go beyond the first page or]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Receiving 100% of your search results from Google is a little like getting all your information from the popular kids at school.  The top results might satisfy most needs, but there&#8217;s a whole lot of internet out there beyond that first page of links.  Not that anyone wants to go beyond the first page or even the first result.  Thanks to SEO, it can all start to look like the yellow page equivalent of AAA Web Content after a while anyway.</p>
<p>Luckily, a new search engine has come along that gives you a chance to dig deeper without having to bother with a second page.  Meet <a href="http://millionshort.com/">Million Short</a>, where you can exclude the top 100 &#8211; 1,000 &#8211; 10,000 &#8211; 100,000 &#8211; and yes, 1,000,000 web sites from your search results.</p>
<p><a href="http://millionshort.com/"><img class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-6579" title="MillionShortPotato" src="http://www.apeconmyth.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/MillionShortPotato.gif" alt="" width="690" height="208" /></a></p>
<p>There are so many angles to explore.  While leaving out the top million sites is interesting, knocking out the top 100 is&#8230; a revolution.  All that effort to get there and now you&#8217;ve got a simple tool to completely ignore them.  Take out the top 10,000 and it&#8217;s like driving through a city without seeing a single chain store.</p>
<p>Welcome back to the Great Unknown!</p>
<p>[via <a href="https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=3910304">Hacker News</a>]</p>
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		<title>Bank of Coal (or Did Santa Give it to Them?)</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 09 May 2012 16:09:15 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[No one is happy with Bank of America.  As their annual shareholder meeting draws to a close in Charlotte, NC today, four days of protests will be reaching their height while BofA&#8217;s stock continues to languish at lows it has not seen since the early 90&#8242;s. There have been calls to stop doing business with]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>No one is happy with Bank of America.  As their annual shareholder meeting draws to a close in Charlotte, NC today, <a href="http://www.ncagainstcorporatepower.org/">four days of protests</a> will be reaching their height while BofA&#8217;s stock continues to languish at lows it has not seen since the early 90&#8242;s.</p>
<p><a href="https://www.google.com/finance?chdnp=0&amp;chdd=0&amp;chds=0&amp;chdv=0&amp;chvs=Linear&amp;chdeh=0&amp;chfdeh=0&amp;chdet=1336522982501&amp;chddm=993531&amp;chls=IntervalBasedLine&amp;q=NYSE:BAC&amp;ntsp=0"><img class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-6554" title="BoA10yrStockChart" src="http://www.apeconmyth.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/BoA10yrStockChart.png" alt="" width="598" height="261" /></a></p>
<p>There have been calls to <a href="http://www.thedailybeast.com/articles/2012/02/15/occupy-wall-street-breaks-up-with-bank-of-america-on-valentine-s-day.html">stop doing business with Bank of America</a>.  There&#8217;s a <a href="https://action.citizen.org/p/dia/action/public/?action_KEY=9386">petition</a> and <a href="http://dealbook.nytimes.com/2012/03/02/breaking-up-bank-of-america-in-song/">song</a> about breaking up the bank.  It was <a href="http://www.forbes.com/pictures/efkk45hdmj/no-5-least-reputable-company-bank-of-america/#gallerycontent">ranked #5</a> among <a href="http://www.forbes.com/sites/jacquelynsmith/2012/04/04/americas-most-reputable-companies/">America&#8217;s least reputable companies</a> and named the <a href="http://www.apeconmyth.com/2012/04/the-best-of-the-americas-worst/">second worst company in the country</a> two years in a row.  They tried to raise debit card fees, backed down from the resulting outrage, and yet are already working <a href="http://gawker.com/5889612/bank-of-america-unveils-new-stealthier-fees">more fees</a> back in.  And now, as the possibility of <a href="http://articles.economictimes.indiatimes.com/2012-03-30/news/31261146_1_credit-rating-notches-moody">their own credit rating getting a downgrade</a> looms, <a href="http://www.latimes.com/business/money/la-fi-mo-bank-of-america-moynihan-pay-20120328,0,2398332.story">their CEO&#8217;s pay has quadrupled</a>&#8230;</p>
<p>Where do you even begin cleaning up that mess?  <a href="http://yourbofa.com/">An apology</a> would be a start, but this one turned out to be a bit of <a href="http://www.apeconmyth.com/2012/04/banks-saying-sorry-or-what-you-wont-find-when-you-open-up-your-letterbox-tomorrow/">economic fan fiction</a>.  Meanwhile, Bank of America continues doing business, such as being the largest financier of the U.S. coal industry, which earned their stadium in Charlotte a recent <a href="http://understory.ran.org/2012/05/02/bank-of-coal-bank-of-america-stadium-gets-renamed/">rebranding campaign</a>.</p>
<p><a href="http://understory.ran.org/2012/05/02/bank-of-coal-bank-of-america-stadium-gets-renamed/"><img class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-6341" title="BankOfCoal-BoA-RAN" src="http://www.apeconmyth.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/BankOfCoal-BoA-RAN.jpg" alt="" width="640" height="427" /></a></p>
<p>Aside from generating <a href="https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Coal_power_in_the_United_States">42% of the electricity produced in the U.S.</a> during 2011, there&#8217;s not much good to say about coal either.  If you&#8217;re tired of the usual <a href="http://ran.org/coal-101-price-we-pay-coal">laundry list of coal&#8217;s consequences</a>, then maybe a <a href="http://chge.med.harvard.edu/resource/mining-coal-mounting-costs-life-cycle-consequences-coal">report from Harvard</a> pegging the best estimate of coal&#8217;s annual cost to the U.S. public at a third of a trillion, $75 billion in Appalachia alone, might be of interest.</p>
<p>The most alarming thought, however, is the simple combination of a desperate bank and a literally dirty business.  If no one is walking away from money on a good day, Bank of America will likely be the last to admit that it&#8217;s <a href="http://ran.org/boa-briefing">$4.3 billion coal business</a> is as toxic as it&#8217;s purchase of Countrywide, a <a href="http://blogs.wsj.com/deals/2011/06/29/bank-of-america-countrywide-worst-deal-in-history/">contender for the worst deal in history</a>.  &#8230;  That&#8217;s why they&#8217;ll probably need a little help.</p>
<p>If you&#8217;d like to join in breaking the news to them, there&#8217;s a <a href="http://ran.org/bank-america-shareholder-meeting?track=dirtymoney">protest</a> going down, a <a href="http://ran.org/act/boa_agm?t=w">petition</a> going around and a good chance you haven&#8217;t heard the end of this story.</p>
<p>[Stock Chart from <a href="https://www.google.com/finance?chdnp=0&amp;chdd=0&amp;chds=0&amp;chdv=0&amp;chvs=Linear&amp;chdeh=0&amp;chfdeh=0&amp;chdet=1336522982501&amp;chddm=993531&amp;chls=IntervalBasedLine&amp;q=NYSE:BAC&amp;ntsp=0">Google Finance</a>, Image from <a href="http://understory.ran.org/2012/05/02/bank-of-coal-bank-of-america-stadium-gets-renamed/">Rainforest Action Network</a> via <a href="http://www.wearepowershift.org/blogs/confront-bank-coal-may-9th">WeArePowerShift.org</a>]</p>
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		<title>Never Try to Discourage Thinking for You are Sure to Succeed</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 08 May 2012 18:11:16 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[In 1951, Bertrand Russell wrote a piece for the New York Times Magazine entitled &#8220;The best answer to fanaticism: Liberalism,&#8221; which concluded as such&#8230; Perhaps the essence of the Liberal outlook could be summed up in a new decalogue, not intended to replace the old one but only to supplement it. The Ten Commandments that,]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>In 1951, Bertrand Russell wrote a piece for the New York Times Magazine entitled &#8220;The best answer to fanaticism: Liberalism,&#8221; which concluded <a href="http://www.users.drew.edu/~jlenz/br-decalog.html">as such</a>&#8230;</p>
<blockquote><p>Perhaps the essence of the Liberal outlook could be summed up in a new decalogue, not intended to replace the old one but only to supplement it. The Ten Commandments that, as a teacher, I should wish to promulgate, might be set forth as follows:</p>
<p>1. Do not feel absolutely certain of anything.</p>
<p>2. Do not think it worth while to proceed by concealing evidence, for the evidence is sure to come to light.</p>
<p>3. Never try to discourage thinking for you are sure to succeed.</p>
<p>4. When you meet with opposition, even if it should be from your husband or your children, endeavor to overcome it by argument and not by authority, for a victory dependent upon authority is unreal and illusory.</p>
<p>5. Have no respect for the authority of others, for there are always contrary authorities to be found.</p>
<p>6. Do not use power to suppress opinions you think pernicious, for if you do the opinions will suppress you.</p>
<p>7. Do not fear to be eccentric in opinion, for every opinion now accepted was once eccentric.</p>
<p>8. Find more pleasure in intelligent dissent than in passive agreement, for, if you value intelligence as you should, the former implies a deeper agreement than the latter.</p>
<p>9. Be scrupulously truthful, even if the truth is inconvenient, for it is more inconvenient when you try to conceal it.</p>
<p>10. Do not feel envious of the happiness of those who live in a fool&#8217;s paradise, for only a fool will think that it is happiness.</p></blockquote>
<p>It&#8217;s quite the &#8216;eat your vegetables&#8217; kind of list. But what would the other side of this coin look like?  Would the essence of the Conservative outlook of the time really sound something like&#8230;</p>
<p style="padding-left: 30px;">1. Feel absolutely certain about everything.</p>
<p style="padding-left: 30px;">2. It is worth while to proceed by concealing evidence, because there&#8217;s a chance the evidence won&#8217;t come to light and until then it will benefit you.</p>
<p style="padding-left: 30px;">3. Discourage thinking.</p>
<p style="padding-left: 30px;">4. When you meet with opposition, overcome it by authority and not by argument, for you might lose the argument.</p>
<p style="padding-left: 30px;">5. Have respect for authority, for they are right.</p>
<p style="padding-left: 30px;">6. Use power to suppress opinions you think harmful, for it will suppress them.</p>
<p style="padding-left: 30px;">7. Fear to be eccentric in opinion, for though an opinion might one day be accepted, until then it will be suppressed.</p>
<p style="padding-left: 30px;">8. Find pleasure in passive agreement.</p>
<p style="padding-left: 30px;">9. Be scrupulously untruthful, even if the truth is convenient.</p>
<p style="padding-left: 30px;">10. Envy the happiness of those who live in a fool&#8217;s paradise.</p>
<p>What a frightening experiment.  You could see why no one would promote such a set of ideas explicitly, but, other than tactically, could anyone truly believe in them?</p>
<p>[h/t <a href="http://marginalrevolution.com/marginalrevolution/2012/05/bertrand-russells-10-commandments-for-teachers.html">Marginal Revolution</a>]</p>
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		<title>You Can Pick Your Friends and You Can Pick Your Nose, But More Than Likely You’ll Just Vote Democrat or Republican</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 07 May 2012 16:09:54 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Still months away, the 2012 U.S. presidential election is already shaping up to be a real chore/bore.  It&#8217;s as if we used up every bit of inspiration in 2008 and are now left to vote along party lines that are neither fun like a party nor straightforward like a line. With the economy, it&#8217;s difficult]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Still months away, the 2012 U.S. presidential election is already shaping up to be a real chore/bore.  It&#8217;s as if we used up every bit of inspiration in 2008 and are now left to vote along party lines that are neither fun like a party nor straightforward like a line.</p>
<p>With the economy, it&#8217;s difficult to imagine either party promoting themselves, but given the likelihood that they will, here&#8217;s <a href="http://www.businessweek.com/articles/2012-03-22/obamas-economy-a-graphical-look">Businessweek&#8217;s recap of Obama&#8217;s efforts to straighten the ship</a>&#8230;</p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><a href="http://www.businessweek.com/articles/2012-03-22/obamas-economy-a-graphical-look"><img class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-6147" title="ObamaEconomy" src="http://www.apeconmyth.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/ObamaEconomy.gif" alt="" width="675" height="1279" /></a><span style="font-size: x-small;">(click for full size version)</span></p>
<p>Now we just need a chart on how this relates to reality.</p>
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		<title>The Ape Con Myth Facebook IPO Challenge</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 04 May 2012 16:09:06 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[If you can watch all 30 minutes and 59 seconds of the Facebook NetRoadshow and still want a share of Facebook, &#8230; go for it. If you can watch all 30 minutes and 59 seconds of it, with the sound, actually watching it. Good luck.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>If you can watch all 30 minutes and 59 seconds of the <a href="http://facebook.retailroadshow.com/show/retail.html">Facebook NetRoadshow</a> and still want a share of Facebook, &#8230; go for it.</p>
<p><a href="http://facebook.retailroadshow.com/show/retail.html"><img class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-6323" title="Facebook-NetRoadshow" src="http://www.apeconmyth.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/Facebook-NetRoadshow.jpg" alt="" width="690" height="504" /></a></p>
<p><em>If</em> you can watch all 30 minutes and 59 seconds of it, with the sound, actually watching it.</p>
<p><a href="http://facebook.retailroadshow.com/show/retail.html">Good luck</a>.</p>
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		<title>The Evolution of the Moon (or Don’t Look Now, But I Think We’re Being Followed)</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 03 May 2012 16:09:14 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Thanks to light pollution, we can&#8217;t see much when we look up.  &#8230;  Might as well know more about what we can. Also available with narration and a tour. [NASA's Goddard Space Flight Center via Laughing Squid]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Thanks to <a href="http://www.apeconmyth.com/2010/09/light-pollution/">light pollution</a>, we can&#8217;t see much when we look up.  &#8230;  Might as well know more about what we can.</p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><span class='embed-youtube' style='text-align:center; display: block;'><iframe class='youtube-player' type='text/html' width='640' height='390' src='http://www.youtube.com/embed/UIKmSQqp8wY?version=3&amp;rel=1&amp;fs=1&amp;showsearch=0&amp;showinfo=1&amp;iv_load_policy=1&amp;wmode=transparent' frameborder='0'></iframe></span></p>
<p style="text-align: left;">Also available <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r1iG9BmNols">with narration</a> and <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uJhiYUxAI2U">a tour</a>.</p>
<p>[<a href="http://www.nasa.gov/centers/goddard/home/index.html">NASA's Goddard Space Flight Center</a> via <a href="http://laughingsquid.com/the-evolution-of-the-moon-by-nasa/">Laughing Squid</a>]</p>
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		<title>The State of Corruption (or The Barn Door is Open)</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 02 May 2012 16:09:12 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Will there be a point before the robots take over when we elect machines to public office? Consider the question again after looking at The Center for Public Integrity&#8216;s Corruption Risk Report Card for state governments in the U.S&#8230;. Who would get the job with a transcript like that?  Unfortunately, those are the jobs&#8217; ratings! ]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Will there be a point before the robots take over when we elect machines to public office?</p>
<p>Consider the question again after looking at <a href="http://www.iwatchnews.org/accountability/state-integrity-investigation">The Center for Public Integrity</a>&#8216;s <a href="http://www.stateintegrity.org/your_state">Corruption Risk Report Card</a> for state governments in the U.S&#8230;.</p>
<p><a href="http://www.stateintegrity.org/"><img class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-6260" title="StateGovIntegrity" src="http://www.apeconmyth.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/StateGovIntegrity.jpg" alt="" width="672" height="285" /></a></p>
<p>Who would get the job with a transcript like that?  Unfortunately, those are the jobs&#8217; ratings!  Now, fill the role with a human, factor in that <a href="http://www.wired.com/wiredscience/2011/05/how-power-corrupts/">power tends to corrupt</a> and how <a href="https://docs.google.com/viewer?a=v&amp;q=cache:cOJ1GFikJuIJ:www-bcf.usc.edu/~nathanaf/power_without_status.pdf+&amp;hl=en&amp;gl=us&amp;pid=bl&amp;srcid=ADGEESh5fRMd9XzcmJxI_rdEaoTK-CsZgRKLFDL_MrdPDG7k9a7erw5cGOMjfadNjbdY__rUYTCxsb_CYldoE1FxjpuXHOz4K8rz6BP3Emiiu5rD_7lNzN9z1CUbcA-AxbAkZwQUkQ2-&amp;sig=AHIEtbTBDy1oVMYKiecGIvcu2EGsJ3u96g&amp;pli=1">power without status</a> can produce worse results.  Where are our expectations now?</p>
<p>The Center for Public Integrity&#8217;s plan is to bring attention to the specific risks of corruption and move along the slow process of reform.  They&#8217;ve already helped accelerate <a href="http://www.stateintegrity.org/reform_efforts">efforts in five states</a> and have set it up so you can help do the same in yours.</p>
<p><a href="http://www.stateintegrity.org/georgia"><img class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-6296" title="GeorgiaCorruptionRisk" src="http://www.apeconmyth.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/GeorgiaCorruptionRisk.gif" alt="" width="400" height="485" /></a></p>
<p><a href="http://www.stateintegrity.org/your_state">Check out your state&#8217;s results</a> and click to send them on to your representatives so they know you know they know, you know?</p>
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