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2017-05-21T13:24:00.004+01:00

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Needles found at cemetery anger

2017-05-14T11:38:00.000+01:00

Peterborough Today: Mayor shocked at the amount of drugs needles found at cemetery

I'm shocked at the ghost of a previous mayor which has appeared in this photograph.

Spotter's Badge: Tom

Some sort of Aussie park proposal anger

2017-05-13T12:35:00.000+01:00

Eastern Reporter: I have no idea what this one's about, to be honest

Let's go with "Area man outraged that prisoners get crazy golf"

Spotter's Badge: Bryn

Cone vigilantes anger

2017-05-12T12:26:00.000+01:00

Lancashire Evening Post: Police tell local residents that you're not actually allowed to put out cones to stop people parking in your street

Also, those Reactolite glasses look a bit suspect.

Spotter's Badge: Karen, Richard

Lost luggage cruise to HELL anger

2017-05-11T11:58:00.000+01:00

Nottingham Post: Couple go on a cruise and DON'T get the fatal squirts, but still complain about lost luggage

I'm presuming it's one of those "PUNX NOT DEAD" nostalgia cruises they're doing these days.

Spotter: Gareth

Inevitable Specsavers joke anger

2017-05-10T11:54:00.000+01:00

Dundee Courier: Man on trip to opticians claims he didn't see parking restriction signs

Should have gone to etc etc etc

Spotter's Badge: Colin

Too many estate agents' boards anger

2017-05-09T11:46:00.000+01:00

Surrey Comet: Man with a nice blazer and too much time on his hands takes the battle to our common enemy - estate agents

I say we come back to this one once the tanks start rolling through Epsom.

Spotter's Badge: Melissa

No stamp on my election leaflets anger

2017-05-08T11:42:00.000+01:00

Dorset Echo: Candidate working so hard for Weymouth, he forgets to put a stamp on his election communications

I notice this gent is a Spurs supporter, so there goes my sympathy.

Spotter's Badge: Matilda

Someone set fire to my luggage anger

2017-05-07T11:39:00.000+01:00

Worcester News: "Eeee, me scanties!"

I've travelled a bit, and I'd very much prefer my luggage turning up like that and not me.

Spotter's Badge: Graham

A bit of trouble with Virgin Media anger

2017-05-06T11:35:00.000+01:00

Crawley Observer: Man waits two months for Virgin Media installation

Don't do it man! Look what happened to this guy.

Any excuse

Spotter's Badge: Skuds

Can't pay for my garden waste bin anger

2017-05-05T11:32:00.000+01:00

Essex Live: Man doesn't have "the internet" so can't pay council for his bin

Alas, the 20th Century is so far away now.

Spotter's Badge: DH

RAF frightening my sheep anger

2017-05-04T12:13:00.000+01:00

Swindon Advertiser: Low-flying aircraft blamed for nervous lambs

JUST LOOK AT THEIR SAD TINY FACES, YOU BASTARD BIGGLES

Spotter's Badge: Tom

No paint on the bus anger

2017-05-03T12:10:00.000+01:00

Lancashire Evening Post: Gran and kiddiewink not allowed on the bus because they had a can of paint

They start graffiti artists young up north.

Dorset Echo: You wait hours for a no-paint-on-the-bus story, and two come along at once

Although she really should have bought mahogany wood stain.

Spotter's Badge: Shelly

Quite a long way to school anger

2017-05-02T12:04:00.000+01:00

Northampton Chronicle: Mum faces five-mile round trip to get her sour-faced kiddiewink to school

And here comes the first "Didn't get the school I wanted" story of the season.

Spotter's Badge: Ollie

Tree fell on my head anger

2017-05-01T12:00:00.000+01:00

Wentworth Courier: Rotten branch knocks woman out cold

It's also knocked your hair sideways.

Spotter's Badge: David

Planning permission NIMBY anger

2017-04-30T11:56:00.000+01:00

Irish Independent: Minister not pleased as planning permission given for new homes despite his massive thumbs down

Fun fact: That's poor, dead Father Ted's school, that is.

Spotter's Badge: Kevin

Stolen penguins anger

2017-04-29T11:54:00.000+01:00

Hull Daily Mail: Decorative penguins stolen from nursery

LOOK AT HIS FACE YOU THIEVING SCUM

Spotter's badge: Simon

Hole big enough to cover a kiddiewink anger

2017-04-28T11:50:00.000+01:00

Oxford Mail: Residents concerned that a kiddiewink could fall down hole

They were quite happy, however, to leave the photographer to his fate.

Spotter's Badge: Julian

Holiday from Hell anger

2017-04-27T11:45:00.000+01:00

Bury Times: Family return from Holiday from Hell

The best bit about this photo is the fact that it was taken in 1974 and they haven't aged a day.

Spotter's Badge: Jason, Karen

Paint my kitchen because of my exploding juices anger

2017-04-26T11:55:00.000+01:00

Kent Live: Woman demands Tesco repaint her kitchen after getting prune juice up her walls

Good luck with that, love [sideways look to camera]

Spotter's Badge: Russ

It's a load of old balls anger

2017-04-25T11:53:00.000+01:00

Hull Daily Mail: Woman threatened with the law if she doesn't give local kiddiewinks their footballs back

ALWAYS think of the kiddiewinks.

Spotter's Badge: Ian

Ineffective anti-dogging barrier anger

2017-04-24T12:50:00.000+01:00

Wales Online: People are still managing to have sex despite council installing barrier at car park

YOU'LL NEVER STOP SHAGGING IN SWANSEA!!!

Spotter's Badge: Andrew

I'm going to set my mate's sheep onto you anger

2017-04-23T12:46:00.000+01:00

Cornwall Live: Man threatens council with his friend's sheep if they don't cut the grass in play area

The nuclear option, Cornwall style

Spotter's Badge: Roger

Stop parking outside my shop anger

2017-04-22T12:41:00.000+01:00

Walthamstow Guardian: Shopkeep upset that people park outside his DIY shop all day

"I've got no room for me doors. Stay away from me doors"

Spotter's Badge: Andrew

Street light outside my house anger

2017-04-21T12:36:00.000+01:00

Daily Record: Woman fuming after council erect 'eye sore' lamp post outside her house

Good thing she's pointing, I might have missed it.

Spotter's Badge: Ian