Hobo Divine

Supa Fly MC

hobodivine@hotmail.com (Hobo Divine) — Thu, 16 Jul 2009 23:13:00 PDT

We now introduce....
The
Supa Supa
Fly Fly
emmmmmmmm Ceeeeee e e e e e !

The End.

The Goose From Haiti

hobodivine@hotmail.com (Hobo Divine) — Thu, 16 Jul 2009 17:12:00 PDT

There once was a goose
That was flying from Haiti
Got caught in a storm
And was knocked 1 80

The Silly goose fell
But all was well
'Cause she landed on top
Of a Ho-Jo hotel

Dipped in her pockets
And started to trip
Lost her credit cards
And the key to her whip

Had to cop a quarter
To call her man
But he was out on business
Somewhere in Japan

Went to the front desk
Did no good
'Cause no one speaks goose
In this neighbourhood

So she waddled to the front
Waited out the storm
Flew on back
Leaving in top form

No vacation
For the goose
That was
Haitian

No vacation
For the goose
That was
Haitian

The End.

The Piñata Wars

hobodivine@hotmail.com (Hobo Divine) — Wed, 15 Jul 2009 18:51:00 PDT

Piñata war
Piñata war
Somebody stop
The Piñata war

The End.

The Bad Boys

hobodivine@hotmail.com (Hobo Divine) — Tue, 14 Jul 2009 13:18:00 PDT

They're the ones
That stole your bike
Wrapped the swings
And roofed the ball
Bent the forks
Just to start a fight
Smashed your lunchbox
Up against the wall

Charlie horsed you
And called you names
The all star brats
Up in your face
Grabbed your glasses
And broke the frames
Just like that
But from outer space

The End.

The Secret Bubble Gum Clue

hobodivine@hotmail.com (Hobo Divine) — Mon, 13 Jul 2009 20:38:00 PDT

There was a secret agent
Who kept out of view
When he began to scan
The bubble gum clue

The only way to retrieve
The information was through
Doing the chewing of
The bubble gum clue

When the message revealed
What he must do
He drew and blew
Into the bubble gum clue

And up it flew
Like a shot...

And then he thought...

What a clever spy...

Am I.

The End.

Midnight Snack

hobodivine@hotmail.com (Hobo Divine) — Sun, 12 Jul 2009 13:48:00 PDT

One night Bubba was hungry and asked Arnie if he could have a midnight snack.
Arnie acquiesced on the condition that Bubba was quiet.
After great consideration Bubba decided that ice cream was the quietest food available and made an 11 scoop tower of ice cream with sugar cones and a kiddie cup for its base.

Upon return Bubba stumbled, toppling the tower of ice cream onto the bed and Arnie's head.

The End.

Apology In Japan

hobodivine@hotmail.com (Hobo Divine) — Sat, 11 Jul 2009 16:25:00 PDT

Every night Wataru and Ichiko would argue about the same thing... Wataru's belt.
Ichiko thought Wataru's belt was a public disgrace because it was too big, old and smelled like outside.
Wataru thought wearing this belt was the greatest honor that could befall unto him for this belt had been passed down from generation to generation for many centuries.

Mind you Wataru admited the belt was too big "but my duty..." he would bark "...is bigger!"

After great silence the sun would rise and they would make pax.
For Ichiko gave Wataru a long spoon and Wataru, in turn, a long flower.

The End.

Pocket Magi

hobodivine@hotmail.com (Hobo Divine) — Fri, 10 Jul 2009 10:06:00 PDT

Pocket Magi is a very special frog because he possesses the magical ability to spray rainbows from his lower regions. This would tickle everyone pink except the grumpy raccoon.

The End.

Three Time Fly Go !

hobodivine@hotmail.com (Hobo Divine) — Thu, 09 Jul 2009 19:24:00 PDT

Three Time Fly Go ! are a Blue Bird Trio. They fight crime and save the earthworms from the Evil Ropo!

Due to genetic inheritance the Evil Ropo is very slow so for compensation he rides a cloud car. His cloud car is equally evil because not only does it release toxic emissions but uses earthworms as fuel!

The End.

Vowel Owl

hobodivine@hotmail.com (Hobo Divine) — Mon, 15 Jun 2009 17:07:00 PDT

Words would be grunts
and sound quite foul
if it weren't for our friend
the Vowel Owl

The End.