The Apple Sisters en applesisters@earwolf.com Mon, 21 May 2012 07:00:00 +0000 Mon, 28 May 2012 13:42:23 +0000 Libsyn WebEngine http://www.earwolf.com apple,comedy,earwolf,gatewood,improv,johnson,kimmy,lowe,music,rebekka,sarah,sisters,sketch Earwolf no applesisters@earwolf.com Buzz Buzz Buzz! It's 1943 and you are listening to FDR's favorite radio show: The Apple Sisters! Candy, Cora, and Seedy Apple are here to sing, dance, and shill us out of the depression and into the future. http://assets.libsyn.com/content/3331842.jpg The Apple Sisters Earwolf Media, LLC.apple,comedy,earwolf,gatewood,improv,johnson,kimmy,lowe,music,rebekka,sarah,sisters,sketchComedy Daddy, May I? May Day! May Day! We're going down... on a new episode of The Apple Sisters! Join Candy, Cora, and Seedy as they celebrate the arrival of May with tips on escaping the mafia and a special live performance. To pick up a copy of their new album, 1943, visit TheAppleSisters.com.

]]> Mon, 21 May 2012 07:00:00 +0000 no 27:35 Buzz Buzz Buzz! It's 1943 and you are listening to FDR's favorite radio show: The Apple Sisters! Candy, Cora, and Seedy Apple are here to sing, dance, and shill us out of the depression and into the future. April Fools! The Apple Sisters are back from break and promoting their new record '1943'. It's a masterpiece you aren't going to want to miss but in the mean time, the Apple Sister's have a special April Fool's program for you!

]]> Mon, 16 Apr 2012 07:00:00 +0000 no 29:02 Buzz Buzz Buzz! It's 1943 and you are listening to FDR's favorite radio show: The Apple Sisters! Candy, Cora, and Seedy Apple are here to sing, dance, and shill us out of the depression and into the future. Holidoozy Christ-mess Spectacular, Live from Hollywoodland! It's December, 1943, and we take you live to Hollywoodland, California, for the Apple Sisters Variety Show, sponsored by Buddy's Bargain Blowout! Enjoy the entire live performance of The Apple Sisters from December 12th, 2011, with appearances from Father Christmas, KXYZ Weatherman Barry O. Metric, and show sponsor Buddy!

]]> Sat, 24 Dec 2011 02:00:00 +0000 no 1:11:16 Buzz Buzz Buzz! It's 1943 and you are listening to FDR's favorite radio show: The Apple Sisters! Candy, Cora, and Seedy Apple are here to sing, dance, and shill us out of the depression and into the future. Father Christmas Hark! The Apple Sisters sing croon with the Patio singers a heavenly tune. Father Christmas is stopping by for the best part of Christmas is nigh! Gather round and hear this show, as songs and jokes and friends will flow. Candy flirts and Cora swears and Seedy says a special prayer. Hark! The Apple Sisters sing so please listen to the whole darn thing!

]]> Mon, 19 Dec 2011 08:00:00 +0000 no 26:54 Buzz Buzz Buzz! It's 1943 and you are listening to FDR's favorite radio show: The Apple Sisters! Candy, Cora, and Seedy Apple are here to sing, dance, and shill us out of the depression and into the future. Make It Snow Are you dreaming of a white Christmas? Well, even if you aren't walking in a winter wonderland you can treat your ears to a holly jolly time with Candy, Cora, Seedy, and our new friend Barry O'Metric. Join us this week as we continue on our voyage to Christmas!

]]> Mon, 12 Dec 2011 08:00:00 +0000 no 31:17 Buzz Buzz Buzz! It's 1943 and you are listening to FDR's favorite radio show: The Apple Sisters! Candy, Cora, and Seedy Apple are here to sing, dance, and shill us out of the depression and into the future. Buzz Hamburg On the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me a brand new episode of The Apple Sisters! And while this is the time of year for candied yams and candy canes, there is one Candy who is NOT having a holly jolly Christmas! So haul out the holly and have yourself a merry little podcast. This episode is sponsored by audible. Support The Apple Sisters and get a free audiobook at http://www.audiblepodcast.com/applesisters

]]> Mon, 05 Dec 2011 08:00:00 +0000 no 33:12 Buzz Buzz Buzz! It's 1943 and you are listening to FDR's favorite radio show: The Apple Sisters! Candy, Cora, and Seedy Apple are here to sing, dance, and shill us out of the depression and into the future. After Thanksgiving What is there to do between Thanksgiving and Christmas? Well you can go see movies, you can eat leftovers, or you could listen to The Apple Sisters! I think you know which one we recommend. Oh, and don't worry listeners, there is still time to donate to The Apple Sisters' Pledgemusic page! I mean, what else are you going to do with your time?

]]> Mon, 28 Nov 2011 08:00:00 +0000 no 27:20 Buzz Buzz Buzz! It's 1943 and you are listening to FDR's favorite radio show: The Apple Sisters! Candy, Cora, and Seedy Apple are here to sing, dance, and shill us out of the depression and into the future. Happy Thanksgiving! He's finally here! Franklin Delano Roosevelt himself has returned to The Apple Sisters radio show and is ready for a delicious meal, beautiful songs, and a sexy turkey. Will all of the hard work the girls have done this month pay off? Find out by listening in! And as always, feel free to donate whatever rations you can to The Apple Sisters' Pledgemusic page!

]]> Mon, 21 Nov 2011 08:00:00 +0000 no podcast,entertainment,comedy,apple,johnson,sisters,lowe,sarah,rebekka,earwolf,kimmy,gatewood 34:49 Buzz Buzz Buzz! It's 1943 and you are listening to FDR's favorite radio show: The Apple Sisters! Candy, Cora, and Seedy Apple are here to sing, dance, and shill us out of the depression and into the future. Preparing for the President

The President is coming! The President is coming! We have so much to do before he gets here! We have to choose topics to discuss with him, catch up on our American history, and we must get Gobbly ready for our big performance! If you want to help us out, you can donate to The Apple Sisters PledgeMusic account and come see us TONIGHT in Los Angeles at the Elephant Lab! Gobble gobble!

]]> Mon, 14 Nov 2011 08:00:00 +0000 no podcast,entertainment,comedy,apple,johnson,sisters,thanksgiving,lowe,sarah,rebekka,earwolf,kimmy,gatewood 25:26 Buzz Buzz Buzz! It's 1943 and you are listening to FDR's favorite radio show: The Apple Sisters! Candy, Cora, and Seedy Apple are here to sing, dance, and shill us out of the depression and into the future. Election Day There's no reason for you to suffer-gette, because we've got a brand new episode of The Apple Sisters for you! Our fellow Americans, if you want more calypso music, silly turkeys, and mail rooms in podcasting, vote for The Apple Sisters! And if you're a woman who can't vote, just give it a listen. That should suffice.

]]> Mon, 07 Nov 2011 08:00:00 +0000 no podcast,entertainment,comedy,apple,johnson,sisters,thanksgiving,lowe,sarah,rebekka,earwolf,kimmy,gatewood 34:06 Buzz Buzz Buzz! It's 1943 and you are listening to FDR's favorite radio show: The Apple Sisters! Candy, Cora, and Seedy Apple are here to sing, dance, and shill us out of the depression and into the future. Mr. Jack O'Lantern Tis the final day of our Halloween Boosical Spooktacular! Are you ready for the chills, thrills, frights and spooky sights. What about an important message about sisterhood, loyalty, and trust? No? Well how about boys dressing like girls! Spooky scary!

]]> Mon, 31 Oct 2011 07:00:00 +0000 no podcast,entertainment,comedy,apple,johnson,sisters,lowe,sarah,rebekka,earwolf,kimmy,gatewood 30:21 Buzz Buzz Buzz! It's 1943 and you are listening to FDR's favorite radio show: The Apple Sisters! Candy, Cora, and Seedy Apple are here to sing, dance, and shill us out of the depression and into the future. Small Mediums at Large Tonight the girls are performing at the Nerdist Theater, but not before they get some good spooks in on their radio show! It's a freaky Monday over here as the girls encounter some suspicious Frenchmen and explore the dark arts (and each other's bodies). Halloween is upon us, so avoid those awful haunted houses and enjoy The Apple Sisters' Halloween Boosical Spooktacular!

]]> Mon, 24 Oct 2011 07:00:00 +0000 no podcast,entertainment,comedy,apple,johnson,sisters,lowe,sarah,rebekka,earwolf,kimmy,gatewood 30:41 Buzz Buzz Buzz! It's 1943 and you are listening to FDR's favorite radio show: The Apple Sisters! Candy, Cora, and Seedy Apple are here to sing, dance, and shill us out of the depression and into the future. Merry Murderers Clear the cobwebs out of your ears, because The Apple Sisters are back and spooky as ever! Between dead crows, the Jack-o'-Lantern Murderer, and Hitler talk in the mail room, this episode is legit! You know what else is legit? Their show at the Nerdist Theater on October 24th! It'll be a treat, so don't miss out!

]]> Mon, 17 Oct 2011 07:00:00 +0000 no podcast,entertainment,comedy,apple,scott,johnson,sisters,lowe,sarah,rebekka,aukerman,earwolf,kimmy,gatewood 27:32 Buzz Buzz Buzz! It's 1943 and you are listening to FDR's favorite radio show: The Apple Sisters! Candy, Cora, and Seedy Apple are here to sing, dance, and shill us out of the depression and into the future. Trick or Treat
Double double toil and blisters, this week it gets scary on The Apple Sisters! Candy, Cora, and Seedy are celebrating Halloween in a spooky abandoned mansion. What's the worst that could happen? Something wicked is this way coming and you'll want to hear just what it is on The Apple Sisters Halloween Boosical Spooktacular! 
]]> Mon, 10 Oct 2011 07:00:00 +0000 no podcast,entertainment,comedy,halloween,apple,johnson,sisters,lowe,sarah,rebekka,earwolf,kimmy,gatewood 30:47 Buzz Buzz Buzz! It's 1943 and you are listening to FDR's favorite radio show: The Apple Sisters! Candy, Cora, and Seedy Apple are here to sing, dance, and shill us out of the depression and into the future. Boat Queen Week 6 of 6 After five weeks of scary pirates, fierce competitors, mysterious natives, pervy judges, and more, it's time to grab a cocktail and enjoy the thrilling conclusion of our six week Boat Queen adventure. Will they learn how to speak to the natives? Can they get off this scary island? How will the girls ever win their dearly desired crown? Find out this week on The Apple Sisters!

]]> Mon, 03 Oct 2011 07:00:00 +0000 no podcast,entertainment,matt,comedy,eric,apple,jeremy,johnson,sisters,carter,lowe,sarah,shaw,gourley,rebekka,alperin,earwolf,kimmy,gatewood,eugune 26:18 Buzz Buzz Buzz! It's 1943 and you are listening to FDR's favorite radio show: The Apple Sisters! Candy, Cora, and Seedy Apple are here to sing, dance, and shill us out of the depression and into the future. Boat Queen Week 5 of 6 With the boat empty and the girls alone, I'm sure we'll be able to avoid trouble this week as we wait patiently for the Boat Queen Pageant. Or will we? Get naked, encounter strange natives, and learn about the mysterious "twitter box" as The Apple Sisters inch ever closer to the Boat Queen crown (and their show tonight at The Elephant Lab!).

]]> Mon, 26 Sep 2011 07:00:00 +0000 no podcast,entertainment,matt,comedy,apple,jeremy,johnson,sisters,carter,lowe,sarah,rebekka,earwolf,kimmy,gatewood,mcgourley 24:30 Buzz Buzz Buzz! It's 1943 and you are listening to FDR's favorite radio show: The Apple Sisters! Candy, Cora, and Seedy Apple are here to sing, dance, and shill us out of the depression and into the future. Boat Queen Week 4 of 6 We're past the halfway mark on the way to the Boat Queen Pageant. What could possibly happen next? A shipwide mutiny including The Apple Sisters and their fellow Boat Queen competitors? Well, I'm not going to spoil it for you, but, yes, that's exactly what happens. Get your mind off of the stress of your life with today's Apple Sisters and you will be rewarded with singing and beautiful ladies! You only have a week to pick up tickets to The Apple Sisters at The Elephant Lab, so get on it sailors!

]]> Mon, 19 Sep 2011 07:00:00 +0000 no podcast,james,entertainment,comedy,apple,smith,johnson,rachel,sisters,bloom,lowe,rebecca,sarah,delgado,urbaniak,rebekka,earwolf,kimmy,gatewood 26:43 Buzz Buzz Buzz! It's 1943 and you are listening to FDR's favorite radio show: The Apple Sisters! Candy, Cora, and Seedy Apple are here to sing, dance, and shill us out of the depression and into the future. Boat Queen Week 3 of 6 It's a tear filled episode of The Apple Sisters this week as Candy, Cora, and Seedy encounter two of the scariest sea creatures: Pirates, and beauty pageant competitors! Will all this stress cause the girls to turn on each other? Listen in and find out!

]]> Mon, 12 Sep 2011 07:00:00 +0000 no podcast,entertainment,comedy,apple,johnson,sisters,lowe,sarah,rebekka,earwolf,kimmy,gatewood 28:42 Buzz Buzz Buzz! It's 1943 and you are listening to FDR's favorite radio show: The Apple Sisters! Candy, Cora, and Seedy Apple are here to sing, dance, and shill us out of the depression and into the future. Boat Queen Week 2 of 6 The Apple Sisters join us yet again from the open seas where they are enjoying all the amenities the USS Earwolf has to offer. It's not a cruise without a delicious buffet, but with the Boat Queen Pageant coming up the girls have to be ever watchful of their figures. Tune in your radio dial and enjoy the calamity as we are introduced to Captain A-Crab! If you live in Los Angeles, be sure to check out The Apple Sisters on September 26th at the Lilian Theatre. 

]]> Mon, 29 Aug 2011 07:00:00 +0000 no podcast,entertainment,bj,comedy,apple,johnson,sisters,lowe,sarah,rebekka,earwolf,kimmy,gatewood,gallahger 20:50 Buzz Buzz Buzz! It's 1943 and you are listening to FDR's favorite radio show: The Apple Sisters! Candy, Cora, and Seedy Apple are here to sing, dance, and shill us out of the depression and into the future. 13 Jason Sklar,Randy Sklar,Baron Vaughn Ahoy there seamen! The Apple Sisters are on a six week voyage overseas on the USS Earwolf and trouble is already brewing! With the Boat Queen Pageant coming up, the girls are certain to encounter nefarious criminals looking to steal the crown and possibly more. Are you ready for music, intrigue, and seasickness? Than listen in, and send any well wishes to the girls over at their Facebook PO Box.

]]> Mon, 22 Aug 2011 07:00:00 +0000 no podcast,entertainment,jason,randy,comedy,apple,johnson,sisters,baron,lowe,sarah,sklar,vaughn,rebekka,earwolf,kimmy,gatewood 23:37 Buzz Buzz Buzz! It's 1943 and you are listening to FDR's favorite radio show: The Apple Sisters! Candy, Cora, and Seedy Apple are here to sing, dance, and shill us out of the depression and into the future. 12 Whoops Daddy! It gets a little hot, sticky, scratchy, and itchy in the studio this week as The Apple Sisters bring you an important message about venereal disease. We're joined by the VD players who help us act out some public service announcements and accompany us into a particularly silly Mail Room. If you or "your friend" suffers from a sexually transmitted disease, listen in!

]]> Mon, 15 Aug 2011 07:00:00 +0000 no podcast,entertainment,comedy,apple,johnson,sisters,lowe,sarah,rebekka,earwolf,kimmy,gatewood 26:35 Buzz Buzz Buzz! It's 1943 and you are listening to FDR's favorite radio show: The Apple Sisters! Candy, Cora, and Seedy Apple are here to sing, dance, and shill us out of the depression and into the future. 11 Money In rough economic times one must often sacrifice nonessentials to get by. However, The Apple Sisters are here to show that you can have a great time on a budget and look good too! Master fashionista Margot Honeydew stops by to debut several of her ration-fashion ensembles for the girls. It costs nothing to listen, so tune in your radio dials and enjoy!

]]> Mon, 08 Aug 2011 07:00:00 +0000 no podcast,entertainment,comedy,apple,johnson,lowe,sister,sarah,rebekka,earwolf,kimmy,gatewood 21:20 Buzz Buzz Buzz! It's 1943 and you are listening to FDR's favorite radio show: The Apple Sisters! Candy, Cora, and Seedy Apple are here to sing, dance, and shill us out of the depression and into the future. Self-Defense Young ladies can never be too careful! You never know when some big strange man will attack you, or even worse, steal your valuable (and beautiful) jewelry! The Apple Sisters are ready to get in fighting shape this week so as to avoid the fate of their darling cousin Georgia Peach. It's a good thing too, because you never know what kind of mischief will happen while they record the show! So stretch out, listen up, and head over to The Apple Sisters' Facebook for more fighting tips and mail room questions.

]]> Mon, 01 Aug 2011 07:00:00 +0000 no podcast,the,entertainment,comedy,apple,self,johnson,rachel,sisters,defense,bloom,lowe,sarah,rebekka,earwolf,kimmy,gatewood 19:15 Buzz Buzz Buzz! It's 1943 and you are listening to FDR's favorite radio show: The Apple Sisters! Candy, Cora, and Seedy Apple are here to sing, dance, and shill us out of the depression and into the future. 9 - Men It's time to liven the show up with a boost of potassium! Thus we present The Banana Brothers, three handsome men who join the girls this week to discuss, well, men! What to do when you're around them, why they get to go to war and ladies don't, and all your other burning questions about the opposite sex will be answered. If you're in Los Angeles tonight, July 25th, be sure to see The Apple Sisters perform at Largo at the Coronet. If you think their dancing sounds good on the radio, wait 'till you see their moves on stage!

]]> Mon, 25 Jul 2011 07:00:00 +0000 no podcast,the,entertainment,bj,comedy,brothers,brian,apple,johnson,colin,sisters,lowe,banana,sarah,gallagher,trahan,rebekka,earwolf,kimmy,gatewood,huskey 25:31 Buzz Buzz Buzz! It's 1943 and you are listening to FDR's favorite radio show: The Apple Sisters! Candy, Cora, and Seedy Apple are here to sing, dance, and shill us out of the depression and into the future. 8 - Staycation As summer waxes and the Great Depression wanes, it seems like the perfect time to get out of town and relax! Unfortunately, the Apple Sisters are too committed to bringing you a great show every week so they don't have time for a week off! Thus we present to you the Staycation episode, a chance to escape reality all while plugged into your radio. Grab a towel from Buddy's Beach Blow-Out and follow the girls as they take a mental trip to Hawaii! Postcards can be sent to the ladies on Facebook and here on the Earwolf forums  and be sure to see them live at Largo on July 25 (tickets available at Laughstub).

]]> Sun, 17 Jul 2011 23:38:30 +0000 no podcast,the,entertainment,jason,comedy,apple,johnson,sisters,lowe,sarah,staycation,rebekka,ritter,earwolf,kimmy,gatewood 26:15 Buzz Buzz Buzz! It's 1943 and you are listening to FDR's favorite radio show: The Apple Sisters! Candy, Cora, and Seedy Apple are here to sing, dance, and shill us out of the depression and into the future. 7 - Vegas The Apple Sisters have left their cozy den in Los Angeles and have ventured off to the seedy city of sin: Las Vegas! Distracted by shiny hotels and fancy breakfast buffets the girls are caught off guard by a very sensual beagle and his ties to a secret society. Can the sisters survive this scary situation? Listen in and you'll find out!

]]> Mon, 11 Jul 2011 07:00:00 +0000 no 23:58 Buzz Buzz Buzz! It's 1943 and you are listening to FDR's favorite radio show: The Apple Sisters! Candy, Cora, and Seedy Apple are here to sing, dance, and shill us out of the depression and into the future. 6 - Independence Day It's Stars and Stripes Forever (or at least for one day) on The Apple Sisters as we celebrate our independence! The girls use their powers of performance to bring the listeners a look at the writing of the constitution. They even summon a visit from Mr. John Hancock himself! Which freedoms are you thankful for, lovely listeners? Leave them here on Earwolf, or over on The Apple Sisters' facebook page.

]]> Mon, 04 Jul 2011 07:00:00 +0000 no podcast,comedy,apple,johnson,sisters,lowe,sarah,independence,rebekka,earwolf,kimmy,gatewood 25:21 Buzz Buzz Buzz! It's 1943 and you are listening to FDR's favorite radio show: The Apple Sisters! Candy, Cora, and Seedy Apple are here to sing, dance, and shill us out of the depression and into the future. 5 - Manners Why thank you, kind listeners, for joining us this week for The Apple Sisters. We are here to talk to you about etiquette in the most genteel and polite way we know how. Our guest is the delightful Miss Manners who teaches us all a thing or two about behaving with class and dignity. Our wonderful listeners sent us in some insightful questions, and we answer them like the gracious ladies we are. We even include a message to the men our there on how we like to be treated. Thank you once again for tuning in. You can all expect a handwritten note of appreciation for listening.

]]> Mon, 27 Jun 2011 07:00:00 +0000 no podcast,comedy,apple,johnson,sisters,lowe,manners,sarah,rebekka,earwolf,kimmy,gatewood 21:14 Buzz Buzz Buzz! It's 1943 and you are listening to FDR's favorite radio show: The Apple Sisters! Candy, Cora, and Seedy Apple are here to sing, dance, and shill us out of the depression and into the future. 4 - Opposite Day Are you ready to NOT listen to another episode of The Apple Sisters? Just kidding; It's opposite day! On this week's episode you WON'T hear the girls talk about their journey from New York to Los Angeles, and they DO NOT answer any questions from the Mail Room. If you wanted to hear a word from our sponsors you are out of luck! Please don't subscribe on iTunes, comment on the Earwolf forums, or tell your friends. OPPOSITE DAY!

]]> Mon, 20 Jun 2011 07:00:00 +0000 no podcast,comedy,apple,johnson,sisters,lowe,sarah,rebekka,earwolf,kimmy,gatewood 23:26 Buzz Buzz Buzz! It's 1943 and you are listening to FDR's favorite radio show: The Apple Sisters! Candy, Cora, and Seedy Apple are here to sing, dance, and shill us out of the depression and into the future. 3 - Operation Operator, could you help us place this call? Seriously, it’s 1943 and we can barely comprehend all this newfangled technology! The Apple Sisters are here this week to discuss operation, both of the telephone variety and the way we operate in our daily lives. We’ve got an extra special guest with Tippity Tappity the Tapeworm who teaches us about the digestive system and gives the girls a spectacular song idea. Thanks so much for listening, and tune in your radios to Facebook so you can be part of the weekly Mail Room!

]]> Mon, 13 Jun 2011 07:00:00 +0000 no 25:33 Buzz Buzz Buzz! It's 1943 and you are listening to FDR's favorite radio show: The Apple Sisters! Candy, Cora, and Seedy Apple are here to sing, dance, and shill us out of the depression and into the future. 2 - Spring into Spring Autumn may be apple season, but these Apples are more excited about the Spring! Join Candy, Cora, and Seedy in this celebration of the most pleasant season of the year. Professor Marty Pants is here with some extraordinary Intelligent Pet Tricks and we go to the mail room to read about your favorite springtime activities. The gals say farewell to spring in song, “Spring Into Spring”! We’ll catch you after Winter in 1944.

]]> Mon, 06 Jun 2011 07:00:00 +0000 no 23:28 Buzz Buzz Buzz! It's 1943 and you are listening to FDR's favorite radio show: The Apple Sisters! Candy, Cora, and Seedy Apple are here to sing, dance, and shill us out of the depression and into the future. 1 - Our First Time Ladies and Gentlemen, welcome to the first ever episode of The Apple Sisters! Candy, Cora, and Seedy are so happy to perform for you for the very first time. Since this is the inaugural episode, we thought we’d have an extra special inaugural guest: President Franklin Delano Roosevelt. Learn a bit about the girls and their favorite firsts, as well as where they go to get all their discount rubbers. Thanks for joining us, and see you again next week! Buzz buzz buzz!

]]> Mon, 30 May 2011 07:00:00 +0000 no 22:17 Buzz Buzz Buzz! It's 1943 and you are listening to FDR's favorite radio show: The Apple Sisters! Candy, Cora, and Seedy Apple are here to sing, dance, and shill us out of the depression and into the future. EarwolfnonadultBuzz Buzz Buzz! It's 1943 and you are listening to FDR's favorite radio show: The Apple Sisters! Candy, Cora, and Seedy Apple are here to sing, dance, and shill us out of the depression and into the future.