explain the significance of "Diwali" to his younger brother, this is

how he went about it...

" So, like this dude had, like, a big cool kingdom and people liked

him. But, like, his step-mom, or something, was kind of a bitch, and

she forced her husband to, like, send this cool-dude, he was Ram, to

some national forest or something... Since he was going, for like,

something like more than 10 years or so... he decided to get his wife

and his bro along... you know...so that they could all chill out

together. But Dude, the forest was reeeeal scary shit... really

man...they had monkeys and devils and shit like that. But this

dude,Ram, kicked with darts and bows and arrows... so it was fine.

But then some bad gangsta boys, some jerk called Ravan, picks up his

babe (Sita) and lures her away to his hood. And boy, was our man, and

also his bro, Laxman, pissed... all the gods were with him... So

anyways, you don't mess with gods. So, Ram, and his bro get an army of

monkeys... Dude, don't ask me how they trained the damn monkeys...

just go along with me, ok...

So, Ram, Lax and their monkeys whip this gangsta's A*s in his own

hood... Anyways, by this time, their time's up in the forest... and

anyways... it gets kinda boring, you know... no TV or malls or shit

like that. So,they decided to hitch a ride back home.... and when the

people realize that our dude, his bro and the wife are back home...

they thought, well, you know, at least they deserve something nice....

and they didn't have any bars or clubs in those days... so

theycouldn't take them out for a drink, so they, like, decided to

smoke

and shit... and since they also had some lamps, they lit the lamps

also...so it was pretty cooool... you know with all those fireworks...

Really, they even had some local band play along with the

fireworks...and you know, what, dude, that was the very first, no

kidding.., that was the very first music-synchronized fireworks... you

know, likethe 4th of July stuff, but just, more cooler and stuff, you

know. And,so dude, that was how, like, this festival started."

The mother fainted.

RBI Releases new 10 Rupee Coin

Try this. . .

Believe it or not you can read it.

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1. I say no to alcohol,It just doesn't listen.
 
2. Marriage is one of the chief causes of divorce.
 
3. Work is fine if it doesn't take too much of your time.
 
4. When everything comes in your way You're in the wrong lane.
 
5. Everyone has a photographic memory,Some just don't have film..
 
6. Smile,It makes people wonder what you are thinking.
 
7. If you keep your feet firmly on the ground,You'll have trouble putting on your pants.
 
8. It's not hard to meet expenses,They are everywhere.

9. A printer consists of 3 main parts: the case, the jammed paper tray and the blinking red light.
 
10. The guy who invented the first wheel was an idiot.The guy who invented the other three, he was the genius.
 
11. The trouble with being punctual is that no one is there to appreciate it.
 
12. In a country of free speech,Why are there phone bills?
 
13. If you cannot change your mind,Are you sure you have one?
 
14. Beat the 5 O'clock rush,Leave work at noon!
 
15. If you can't convince them,Confuse them.

16. It's not the fall that kills you. It's the sudden stop at the end.
 
17. I couldn't repair your brakes,So, I made your horn louder!
 
18. Hot glass looks same as cold glass.
 
19. The cigarette does the smoking, You are just the sucker.
 
20. Someday is not a day of the week.
 
21. Whenever I find the key to success, Someone changes the lock.
 
22. To Err is human,To forgive is not a company policy.
 
23. The road to success....Is always under construction.

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