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Lindsay Lohan's Playboy Cover Leaked Online

noreply@blogger.com (Asthon John Castillo y Camposano) — Thu, 08 Dec 2011 19:05:15 PST

Lindsay Lohan's fans have been given an early festive treat - the star's sexy Playboy cover has leaked online.

The actress stripped off for the $1 million photoshoot, and she promised fans they would get a sneak peek of the sexy shots on America's Ellen DeGeneres Show on December 15 - ahead of the release of the January/February issue of the men's magazine.

However, the much-anticipated cover shot - featuring the platinum blonde straddling a red plastic Playboy bunny-shaped chair, which strategically covers her modesty - has leaked online.

Lohan wears nothing but a pair of high heels for the saucy shoot.

Pearl Harbor: The Roots of War

noreply@blogger.com (Asthon John Castillo y Camposano) — Wed, 07 Dec 2011 13:00:59 PST

The roots of the Japanese attack lie deep within cultural and institutional factors within Japan and the U. S. and in the longer term U. S. - Japanese relationship, beginning with the forced opening of Japan for mercantilist purposes by Commodore Perry, and longstanding racist attitudes on the part of both parties. Some modern historical revisionists have attempted to show that an oppressive and bullying U. S. forced Japan into a corner, where it had no choice but to fight. From the Japanese military viewpoint this is correct, since the U. S. had embargoed certain strategic goods (such as oil and scrap metal), and within a few years, Japan would have used up its reserves and been unable to strike. However, this embargo was a response to Japan's cruel and brutal war to seize China for the Empire. Japan later entered into the the Tripartite Agreement, where Japan, Germany, and Italy were bound to mutual support in fighting wars (forming the "Axis" powers). There were a number of political factions within Japan that saw the error in the Tripartate Agreement, believing that it could ultimately lead to a war that it could possibly loose. One reason that these forces were ineffective in stopping this movement toward war is that constitutionally (as a parliamentary democracy), representatives of the Japanese military held seats in any cabinet, and by vacating these seats could bring down any government that it disagreed with. The final result of this was that General Tojo became Prime Minister. The military was thus not under strict civilian political control, but rather the opposite, with the civilian government subject to military dictates. Despite a veneer of democratic institutions, the social structures at the time were essentially feudal, and remnants of these structures can still be found within Japan.

Won't Last A Day Without You - Movie Review

noreply@blogger.com (Asthon John Castillo y Camposano) — Mon, 05 Dec 2011 14:53:13 PST

From PEP Mag

In truth, the romantic-comedy Won't Last a Day Without You deals with one of the toughest moments in one's life. That heart-sickening phase when one has to summon the courage to accept that a relationship is over and to face every minute of the hours in a day— battling with all your heart and mind not to relive the last scenes of The Break-up or to think about why you had to let go.

That is the challenge of moving on.

And it takes strength to do so.

The constant practice of enduring the pain hardens the vulnerable heart that eventually leads one to learn his/her lessons. Unless someone else comes along, the calloused survivor of heartbreak becomes resentful to all the romantic love going on around the world. Such a feeling of resentment tinged with anger is commonly referred to as bitterness.

Raz dela Torre's film could have oh-so-melodramatically tackled the aforementioned heartbreak crisis as this writer has put it. Instead, it does a favor to those who are in the process of healing by taking bitterness as a genuine emotion that only the failure of love can produce, and creating a feel-good, fresh, and hopeful narrative out of it.

Won't Last a Day Without You presents bitterness in the character of George Apostol (Sarah Geronimo) a.k.a. DJ Heidee (Heidee na iibig!), an advice-giving disc jockey who handles the Heartbreak Hotline of a local radio station. George is the "Dyosa ng mga Sawi" (goddess of the heartbroken) whose personal experience of being left by her former boyfriend for another girl, has turned her into a pessimist about true love. Her top-rating program is fueled by the mantra "'Di bale nang bitter if bitter is better!" Her general advice to the lovesick? "Bawal ma-in love—nakakamatay!"

While George's character enjoys the popularity of her segment, the audience is privy to the fact that she has yet to mend her broken heart. Giving counsel and hearing out all her callers' relationship problems only aggravate her emotional state, not allowing her to break free from the heartache.

At the far end of the spectrum is Andrew Escalona (Gerald Anderson) the happy-go-lucky, classic Casanova with a knack for flirting with women and eventually breaking their hearts.

Melissa (Megan Young) is Andrew's girlfriend who catches him flirting with another woman.

Prodded by her personal chauffeur who is an avid listener of DJ Heidee, Melissa heeds the advice of DJ Heidee to break up with Andrew. "Love comes with pain. Dapat worth it ang pain!" George tells Melissa.

Hearing his name being broadcast and his girlfriend breaking up with him on air, Andrew rushes to the radio station. He finds George and attempts to press charges against her for ruining his reputation on national radio. He blackmails George that if she does not help in getting back his girlfriend, he will continue to file a complaint. George concedes to Andrew's condition.

Thus begins the two's unlikely friendship, initially highlighted by their constant bickering, mocking, and poking fun at each other's differences.

George eventually realizes that her bitterness was not altogether a good thing to hold on to. As advised by her legendary rock star father, Pablo Apostol (the ever witty Joey de Leon), "We all deserve a second chance."

The time spent with each other allows the two to understand and discover each other's inner goodness and flaws. Andrew, most especially, sees George's character in all its beauty, finally enabling him to understand how a woman hurts. On the one hand, George falls in love with the kind of Andrew who changes under her "tutelage." At work, DJ Heidee suddenly becomes optimistic about love; from being the cynical man-hater, she tells her female callers, "Ang mga lalaking yan, may puso din naman!"

The conflict is inevitable as the two fall head over heels. Andrew realizes that George is the right girl for him. Meanwhile, the cautious George struggles to fight off her feelings for Andrew because she knows he belongs to someone else.

In its final scenes, Won't Last a Day Without You maintains the audience's elation and thrill as Andrew decides to man up and choose between George and Melissa.

As a whole, the second Sarah-Gerald team up is even better than their previous film. Both the actors have seemingly grown comfortable around each other. Backed by an entertaining, fresh, creative, and hilarious screenplay, Sarah establishes her knack for drama and comedy, romantic comedies prove to be her forte; meanwhile Gerald confirms that being one of today's promising dramatic actors does not hold him back from delivering a comedic role.

Another strength of the film is its good supporting cast: Joey de Leon gets to showcase his clever antics and wordplay while John "Sweet" Lapus adds another variety of humor to the liveliness of the screenplay that knows no drag or lulls.

Dela Torre's film, while it may be insanely cliché at some points, especially in its concluding scene, manages to present the ugly, painful truth about getting over one's heartache and overcoming the lingering anger that comes with it.

It can, for some reason or another, bring back one bitter soul's faith in love, or at least inpire one to love again.

World AIDS Day 2011

noreply@blogger.com (Asthon John Castillo y Camposano) — Wed, 30 Nov 2011 19:20:24 PST

MANILA, Philippines — Thursday, we remember those who suffer and those who have perished from Acquired Immune Deficiency Syndrome (AIDS) as we mark World AIDS Day.

AIDS stands for “acquired immune deficiency syndrome’’ and denotes a condition which results from the damage done by the human immunodeficiency virus (HIV) to the immune system. The condition was first identified in 1981 and the name “AIDS’’ was introduced on July 27, 1982.

Data from the World Health Organization (WHO) estimate that around 33 million people worldwide have been infected with HIV and that around two million each year die from AIDS-related conditions. In view of this, the United Nations General Assembly on October 27, 1988, officially recognized December 1, 1988, as World AIDS Day. This year’s World AIDS campaign focuses on “Zero AIDS Related Deaths’’ to stimulate a “push toward greater access to treatment for all’’ without discrimination.

In the Philippines, several local and national level initiatives in support of the global celebration have been lined up. One such activity is the 6th Annual HIV/AIDS Conference at the Baguio Convention Center on December 2, 2011. Three others are to be hosted by the province of Albay for the Bicol region on the theme “Getting to Zero for Discrimination, Zero New Infection and AIDS-related Deaths.’’ The first is a Street Walk information drive on December 1, 2011.

The second is a policy congress on December 2, 2011 to validate the result of a Rapid Assessment of the Vulnerability (RAV) study undertaken in the municipalities of Bacacay, Sto. Domingo, and Guinobatan and in the City of Ligao. And the third is a Human Soul Exhibit that promotes anti-discrimination legislation that would help eliminate stigma and discrimination among the lesbian, gay bi and transgender (LGBT) community.

Let us support and participate in the various activities of our respective organizations, sectors, and communities to mark World AIDS Day 2011 to help increase awareness of the HIV and AIDS conditions as well as contribute to an intensified campaign for the prevention and proper treatment of these conditions.

Sarah - Gerald's "Won't Last A Day Without You" - Another Blockbuster Movie from Star Cinema?

noreply@blogger.com (Asthon John Castillo y Camposano) — Tue, 29 Nov 2011 15:03:42 PST

Originally from Elys Planet

If we are to talk about blockbuster movies here in the Philippines, we have no choice but give to Star Cinema the full credit. And here's another movie that promises a record-breaking ticket sales: Sarah Geronimo and Gerald Anderson's new movie, "Won't Last A Day Without You."

But hey, would it really hit like the recent blockbuster movies produced by Star Cinema?

A few weeks ago, Anne Curtis-Derek Ramsay-Christine Reyes awesome movie, "No Other Woman" was declared the grossing film of all time. And a week or two after, the record was broken by another Star Cinema movie -- Vice Ganda's so-so film, "Praybeyt Benjamin."

So the pressure of breaking records is on for this Gerald-Sarah film, the second movie from one of the nicest tandems in the line of romantic-comedy genre. But when the two were asked about the "pressure" in today's press conference held at the Dolphy Theater, the two said they're happy that this movie project came earlier than they expected and they love their characters that are so "relatable." No pressure at all.

The film’s story revolves around DJ Heidi (Sarah Geronimo), who gives love advice to radio listeners. Her advice mostly involves instigation for problematic couples to break up. On the process it somehow developed her into being a man-hater. But when Andrew (Gerald Anderson), came into her life, she eventually learned to forgive men and fell in love, once again.

The plot seems to be more interesting and different from previous Sarah Geronimo roles where she played a "no boyfriend since birth" character. Aside from her successful movies with John Lloyd Cruz, she had the same role in her first movie with Anderson, "Catch Me, I'm Falling," which the masses loved so much giving them a 130 million gross ticket sales in March. But Thank God! Geronimo plays a seemingly nicer role in this new film.

Directed by a young director, Raz dela Torre, the movie promises a different style though it won't veer away from using the Star Cinema formulas of course. Dela Torre said with Geronimo playing a DJ, "Dun pa lang may kiliti na yung character."

He supposed it's really like responding to what's currently in-demand where radio programs giving counsel about love to its listeners are popular. "When I was doing my research going around radio stations talking to DJs na ganoon ang programa, iba na talaga ngayon! It's really about the DJ's character more than just the voice," Dela Torre explained.

Creative Producer Carmi Raymundo ("My Amnesia Girl", "You Changed My Life", and "A Very Special Love" says "Won't Last a Day Without You" takes its lead stars on a different turn. Raymundo said Sarah plays a girl who has been seriously broken-hearten and doesn't believe in true love until she meets Gerald's character who is the exact embodiment of the kind of guy she hates the most -- womanizer, nakakasakit ng babae, etc. "What's interesting here is kung paano ita-translate nung dalawa ang mga characters nila on screen," Raymundo said.

The cast includes GMA's Joey De Leon who plays Sarah's father, Martin del Rosario and Young JV, who both play as Gerald's friends. The whole cast did not fail to entertain their fans and the press during the presscon especially when the crowd were teasing the lead stars about the possible romance between them. I would write about it in a separate post. For now, watch the trailer below and let's see each other inside the movie house when the movie hits theater (nationwide) on November 30.

Jaz Manabat - Striptease in PBB Unlimited

noreply@blogger.com (Asthon John Castillo y Camposano) — Tue, 29 Nov 2011 14:48:34 PST

Did you know that since camera phones have flooded the market, the case of scandals have been enormously flooding the internet, particularly pinay scandal. How many times have we watched Imbestigador and XXX featured pinay scandal being used to blackmail the other party in exchange of cash or worse, flesh trade that results to another scandal.

If my memory serves me right, it all started with the so called La Salle Scandal /DLSU Scandal where a couple adventorously took a video of their intimate moments. Not only that, there was even a scene where the guy is holding the camera while his gf is doing another girl. Then after that, almost every school name allegedly had their own versions. UST Scandal, UP Scandal, Fatima Scandal, Ateneo Scandal, Assumption Scandal, St Scho Scandal and so on and so fort.

Not only that, even celebrities have their own versions - Pinay Celebrity Scandals. There's the Ethel Booba Scandal, Bianca Gonzales Scandal, Angel Locsin Scandal, Marian Rivera Scandal, Rhian Ramos Scandal, Chix Alcala Scandal, Pinoy Big Brother Scandal, Riki Kwek Scandal, Karel Marquez Scandal, Matt Evans Scandal, Piolo Pascual Scandal, Sam Milby Scandal and many more.

Since we've started this site, we've been getting a lot of queries as to where can they download pinay scandals. Seems like these scandals cannot be easily searched and downloaded in an instant. Do you wanna know why? Because they may face criminal offense by the possession and distribution of these materials.

The term "Pinay Scandal" is being widely searched on the net nowadays? Take a look at the google trend screenshot below and see the volume of searches dated back since 2005.

Below is the list most of the pinoy scandals that we have personally seen:

* 1st Anniversary Scandal
* AB Dog Style Scandal
* Adamson University Scandal
* After Shower Scandal
* Alleged ABS-GMA Producer Scandal
* Amanda Page Scandal
* Annabelle Rama Scandal
* Angela Tiongson Scandal
* Angel Locsin Scandals
* Angela Strip Scandal
* Angelica Panganiban Scandal
* Angelica Panganiban’s Nude Australian Picture
* Ang Nipples Scandal
* Anna Jamp Sex Scandal
* Ann Blow Job Scandal
* Another Motel Scandal
* Antipolo Scandal
* Antonella Barba - American Idol Scandal
* Aquinas University Scandal
* Ateneo Zamboanga Scandal
* Awake or not I’m gonna fuck you Scandal
* Bacolod Scandal
* Baguio Scandal
* Baliuag University Scandal
* Bea of Ateneo Scandal
* Beyonce Flashes Boobs Scandal
* Binibining San Jose Calumpit Scandal
* Blue Escort Girl Scandal
* Boarding House Scandal
* Boobita Scandal
* Boracay Scandal
* Boys Night Out Scandal
* Boys Night Out Scandal 2
* Britney Spears K - Fed Sex Tape Scandal
* Britney Spears Pussy Peek
* Bukid Scandal
* Bulacan State Univsersity Scandal (BSU Scandal)
* Busy Girl Scandal
* Butuan City Scandal
* Butuan City Urios Scandal
* Cabuyao Scandal (aka Teacher - Student Scandal)
* Cabuyao Scandal 2
* Cagayan Bulua Scandal
* Car Fuck Scandal
* Car Fuck Scandal II
* Carmina Villaroel Scandal (Alleged)
* Carmen Electra Scandal
* CDR King Scandal
* Cebu Boarding House Scandal
* Cebu Scandal
* CEU Scandal
* Cheska of Arena Scandal
* Che Che Scandal
* Chinita Scandal
* Chyx Alcala Scandal (Big Brother Housemate)
* Cindy Kurleto Nip Slip Scandal
* Cityland - Janice Scandal
* Claudine Barretto Scandal
* Closet Scandal
* Commonwealth Avenue Scandal
* Convergys Scandal
* Cristine Reyes Photo Scandal
* Cubao Scandal
* Davao Central HS Scandal
* Days Hotel Scandal
* Dela Salle University Scandal
* Diana Escort Girl Scandal
* Diane of Tuguegarao (City) Scandal
* Dingdong - Antonette Scandal
* Divine World University Scandal
* Divisoria Mall Scandal
* Dolor Hotel Scandal
* Don Bosco Scandal
* Dressing Room Scandal
* Driver-Maid Scandal
* Dumaguete Scandal 2
* Eda Nolan Scandal
* Eda Nolan Scandal Pictures
* Ely and Olan 2 Scandal
* English Teacher Scandal
* Ex-Gf Scandal
* Famous Newscaster Scandal
* Fatima School Scandal
* FEU Scandal
* Fil-Am Scandal
* Filipina Fitness First Scandal
* Filipina Texting Scandal
* Fingering Scandal
* Flores De Mayo Scandal
* For my OFW Husband Scandal
* Francine Prieto Photo Shoot
* Ganda ng Puke mo Scandal
* Gapan Scandal
* Gastambide Scandal
* General’s Daughter Scandal
* GF is Drunk Scandal
* GF Seduction Scandal
* Girl Named Ruth Scandal
* GirlFriend Teasing Scandal
* Girl with Braces Scandal
* Girls Showing Their Hooties Scandal
* Gretchen Barretto - John Estrada Scandal
* Hidden Cam in Motel Scandal
* High School Scandal
* Holy Angel University Scandal
* Holy Cross of Davao College Scandal
* Holy Spirit Scandal
* Honda Cars Alabang Scandal
* Househelper Scandal
* Iligan Scandal
* Iloilo Scandal 2
* Indian Posing Nude Scandal
* Iriga Scandal
* Jacquie Estevez Scandal
* Janina San Miguel Scandal
* Japayuki Scandal
* Jeepney Scandal
* Jennylyn Mercado Scandal
* Jollibee Scandal
* JRU Scandal
* Julie Scandal
* Karel Maquez Scandal Video
* Katrina Halili Scandal
* Keanna Reaves BJ Scandal
* Keys Me Scandal
* Kim Kardashian (sex tape) Scandal
* Kim Kardashian Scandal Full Clip
* Kristine Hermosa Upskirt Peek
* La Consolacion College Scandal
* La Salle Canlubang Scandal
* Lei Ochoa Scandal
* Lenny Scandal
* Love Seat Scandal
* Lucena Scandal
* Madonna Blow Job Scandal
* Makapal Buhok Scandal
* Manado Scandal
* Manny Pacquiao Scandal Pictures
* Mapua Scandal
* Maria Scandal
* Maricris De Guz Scandal
* Mariel Rodriguez Photo Scandal
* Marikina Scandal
* Marsman Scandal
* Maui Taylor Camel Toe Scandal
* Maui Taylor Radio Scandal
* Maureen Larazabal Scandal
* Medical Secretary Scandal
* Memory of January 3 2005 Scandal
* Metrobank Scandal
* Michelle Estevez Scandal
* Miss ko na baby ko Scandal
* MMS Scandal
* Monoblock Chair Scandal
* Montojo Scandal
* Motel Room No. 1 Scandal
* My phone Video Shoot Scandal
* Mutya ng Balanga Scandal
* Nice Thrust Scandal
* New Era College Scandal
* New Video Shoot Scandal
* Nursing Scandal
* Nursing Student Scandal
* NYP Students Caught In the Act Scandal
* Oblation Run Scandal (University of the Philippines)
* OFW Scandal
* OFW Scandal II
* OFW Scandal III
* OFW in Saudi Scandal
* Ooohhhh My Scandal
* Pansol Quickie Scandal
* Pamantasan ng Lungsod ng Maynila (PLM) Scandal
* Papa Willy Scandal
* Paris Hilton Picture Scandal
* Pasay Lodge Scandal
* Pasay Rotonda Scandal
* Pau Scandal
* Perpetualhelp Scandal
* Pink Towel Scandal
* Pissing Scandal
* Playing with Self Scandal
* Playing with Self Scandal II
* Pose for Me Scandal
* Prom Night Scandal
* Public Stairs Scandal
* Public Stairs Sex Scandal 2
* Pussycat Dolls live in Manila
* Mutya ng Balanga Scandal
* Rave Fuck-Party Scandal
* Restroom/CR Fuck Scandal
* Riding Scandal
* Richard Guiterrez - Anne Curtis Smooching
* Rosanna Roces Body Shot
* Rosanna Roces Webcam Show
* Ruffa and Jessica Scandal
* Ruffa Guiterrez Alleged Sex Scandal Video
* Ruffa Mae Quinto Nipple Slip
* San Agustin Scandal
* San Beda Alabang Scandal
* San Beda Go Scandal
* San Pedro College Scandal
* San Sebastian Scandal
* Sarah UE Dance Troop Scandal
* Sex Trip - Eye Ball Scandal
* Sex with a Pinay Scandal
* Shaina Magdayao Scandal
* SM Crew Blow Job Scandal
* Stag Party Scandal
* Sta Mesa Scandal
* St. Agustine Academy Scandal
* Started at Sitting Position Scandal
* STI MIsamis Scandal
* Sunshine Cruz’s softcore flick
* Super Ferry 15 Scandal
* Tang Ina DSL Yan ( TIDY Scandal)
* Teresa Scandal
* This is my Dream Scandal
* Tina Espano Scandal
* Tisay si Tinay Scandal
* Tit Shot Scandal
* Tracy Torres Scandal
* Tramo Scandal
* Two in One Scandal
* Unionbank Elevator Scandal
* University of Batangas Scandal
* University of Luzon Scandal
* University of Pangasinan Scandal
* University of San Carlos Scandal
* University of Zamboanga Commerce Student Scandal
* UP Scandal
* Usant - Iriga Scandal
* UST Scandal
* Vanessa Hudgens Scandal
* Via Escort Girl Scandal
* Victoria London Nip Slips Photos Scandal
* Vivan Velez Scandal
* Velez Sex Scandal
* Woman in School Uniform Scandal
* Woman on Top Scandal
* Yan ang Suso Scandal (Translate to “Boobs Scandal”)
* Yeah Yeah Scandal
* Ynez Webcam Scandal
* Zza Zza Pussy Peek

Now your next question maybe, where can you download these files? Definitely we will not post it here.

This just came in, you might really have a hard time searching Pinay Scandals on Yahoo or Google. A group has declared a war on the proliferation of Pinay Scandals - Check their sites here

Seichang Ushimi (Ang Pinoy Anime ng Japan)

noreply@blogger.com (Asthon John Castillo y Camposano) — Tue, 29 Nov 2011 14:19:26 PST

Real Name: Seiichi Ushimi
Nickname: Seichang
Status: Current Housemate
Origin: Tokyo, Japan
Age: 22
Birthdate: 1989-03-16
Nationality: Filipino-Japanese
Occupation: -
Civil Status:
Religion: -
Hobbies: reading books
Favorite Color: pink, purple, wine red… basta cute Favorite Food: kare-kare, adobo, barbecue Favorite Show: Dragonball Z, Pinoy Big Brother, ASAP Favorite Actor: Favorite Actress: Sarah Geronimo, Penelope Cruz Favorite Singer: SMAP band

OTHER INFORMATION:

Laking-Japan si Seichang, pero dahil taga-Davao ang ina niya, madalas din siyang umuwi sa Pilipinas. At home naman talaga siya dito dahil para sa kanya, mababait ang mga Pinoy. Unang dahilan ng pagpunta niya sa audition? Akala niya makikita niya si Sarah Geronimo! Sa dating housemates, pinaka-naaalala niya si Cathy ng PBB Double Up. Pagpasok sa bahay ni Kuya, game lang si Seichang sa kahit ano. “Basta experience, good opportunity for the future.”

Takot sa ipis si Seichang, kaya importante sa kanyang maging malinis sa bahay at hindi niya uurungan ang anumang gawaing-bahay. Kaya niya din magluto ng hamburger at yakisoba! May konti siyang alam na mga salita, pero nangangapa pa si Sei Chang sa pagsasalita at pag-intindi ng Filipino at English. Ang strategy niya: “Always smile and chika chika!” Hindi man niya makuha sa kwentuhan, may back-up plan ng Pinoy Anime ng Japan: Sign language at acting!

Roy Gamboa (Ang Sales Lakay ng Pangasinan)

noreply@blogger.com (Asthon John Castillo y Camposano) — Tue, 29 Nov 2011 14:09:15 PST

Real Name:Roy Marcelo Gamboa Nickname: Roy
Status: Current Housemate
Real Name: Roy Marcelo Gamboa
Origin: Pangasinan
Age: 29
Birthdate: 1982-01-15
Nationality: Filipino
Occupation:-
Civil Status:
Religion: Iglesia ni Cristo
Hobbies: dancing workout, videoke to the max, pasyal-pasyal
Favorite Color: green
Favorite Food: dinengdeng, pinakbet, gulay
Favorite Show: Bottomline, PGT, late night shows with interviews, cooking and singing contests
Favorite Actor:
Favorite Actress: Angelica Panganiban, Eugene Domingo
Favorite Singer: Jed Madela, Martin Nievera, Ne-Yo

OTHER INFORMATION:

“Kung hindi ko pa gagawin ngayon, kailan pa? Sayang.”

Nasa Manila si Roy nang malaman ang tungkol sa PBB auditions, pero dinayo niya pa ang hometown niyang Pangasinan para lang sumubok. Dahil malapit na mag-30 years old, mixed emotions man ay ayaw na niyang palagpasin ang oportunidad na maipakita ang kakayahan niya. Gaya ng paborito niyang X-Men, naniniwala si Roy na marami din siyang talents na pwedeng i-share sa iba. Bukod sa pagkanta, pag-arte at pag-host, hilig din niya ang pagluluto, kaya naman pwedeng-pwede siyang maging taga-luto sa bahay ni Kuya. “Nakakaalis din ng stress e. Sa akin, okay lang na mauna silang kumain basta matikman ‘yung luto ko. Masaya na ako na panoorin silang nasasarapan sa luto ko.”

Handa na si Roy sa kahit anong iharap sa kanya ni Kuya, pwera nalang siguro sa malalaking aso, dahil nakagat siya dati ng aso. Sa simula pa lang, bukas ang isip niya sa mga pagsubok at posibleng pagkakampihan ng mga housemates sa isa’t isa. “This is a competition anyway,” praktikal na sabi ni Roy. Hindi na bago kay Roy ang pakikisama sa iba’t ibang tao. Natural na sa kanya ang mag-motivate ng mga kasama, lalo na ‘yung mga napanghihinaan na ng loob. “Ako ‘yung tipo ng taong pag nakita kita, tatabihan kita, kikilalanin na kita.” Maselan siya sa pagiging maayos at malinis, pero willing to teach naman. “Ayoko ‘yung madumi sa sarili tsaka magulo sa bahay. Baka ako pa mag-aayos, kasi ‘pag nakita ko na-didistract ako e. Sasabihin ko siguro, o halika, turuan kita, ganito lang.”

Jaz Manabat (Ang Sensual Siren ng QC)

noreply@blogger.com (Asthon John Castillo y Camposano) — Fri, 25 Nov 2011 21:19:58 PST

Real Name:Jahziel Ruiz Manabat
Nickname:Jaz
Status:Current Housemate
Origin:Quezon City
Age:24
Birthdate:1987-04-09
Nationality:Filipino
Occupation:-
Civil Status:
Religion:Roman Catholic
Hobbies:watching movies, window shopping, jogging, surfing the net, chatting with friends
Favorite Color:black, orange, pink
Favorite Food:pasta, pancit, lumpia
Favorite Show:America’s Next Top Model, Pinoy Big Brother, The Buzz
Favorite Actor:
Favorite Actress:Toni Gonzaga, Kris Aquino, Alessandra de Rossi
Favorite Singer:Katy Perry, Freestyle

OTHER INFORMATION:

Kung naging cartoon character siguro si Jaz, sakto sa kanya ang paboritong si Betty Boop. Nagmomodel siya para sa isang popular na magasin. Mukha siyang party girl, pero sa totoo lang, mas gusto niyang mag-DVD marathon kasama ang boyfriend niya at ang baby Shih-Tzu niyang si Kendra. She’s in for the long run, kaya naman talagang proud din siya sa limang taon nilang relasyon ng current boyfriend niya

Gaya ng pagtanggap niya ng pagkakataong maging housemate, hinahanda na niya ang sarili sa mga sorpresa ni Kuya. Paniniwala niya, “Game na sa lahat! Andun na e, sa tagal ng process, uurong pa ba ‘ko? Pero depende, hindi ko rin masasabi. Basta sa ngayon, sige, go.” Sa mga gawaing bahay, good girl si Jaz. “Lahat dapat gawin! Dapat sumunod sa sasabihin ni Kuya.” Sexy at pala-ngiti ang Sensual Siren ng QC, pero hindi lang ganda ang dala ni Jaz sa loob ng bahay. Sa simula, “observer” and role niya at makikiramdam muna siya sa mga kasama. Aminado siyang mabilis siyang ma-bore at may panahong moody siya, pero sa tingin naman niya ay kaya niyang pakisamahan ang lahat ng tao. Kahit hindi niya feel ang mga maaarte, “Deadma na lang, siyempre sa’kin nalang ‘yun, ayoko naman ng kaaway”.

Kevin Fowler (Ang Dreamboy ng California)

noreply@blogger.com (Asthon John Castillo y Camposano) — Fri, 25 Nov 2011 21:20:19 PST

Real Name:Kevin Andrew Fowler
Nickname:Kevin
Status:Current Housemate
Origin:California, USA
Age:18
Birthdate:1993-09-23
Nationality:75% Filipino, 25% American
Occupation:-
Civil Status:
Religion:Christian
Hobbies:working out, playing the guitar, dancing, hanging out with friends
Favorite Color:blue, red, silver
Favorite Food:pancit, sinigang
Favorite Show:American Dad, Scrubs, Parks and Recreation
Favorite Actor:
Favorite Actress:Anne Curtis, Angelina Jolie, Scarlett Johansson, Emma Stone
Favorite Singer:Drake, Michael Jackson, Atreyu, Black Tide, Bobby Ray, Avenged Sevenfold

OTHER INFORMATION:

Lumaki man sa Amerika, bukas si Kevin na mamalagi sa Pilipinas nang matagalan. Pangalawa sa tatlong magkakapatid, malapit siya sa pamilya niya at mga kaibigan. Nasa Amerika ang pamilya niya, pero may mga kamag-anak siyang kasama dito.

Sa pagpasok sa bahay ni Kuya, dala ng Dreamboy ng California ang positive attitude niya. Sa mga pakulo ni Kuya, ang sagot ni Kevin: “I’m ready to be surprised. It’ll be fun. ” Dahil pinalaking independent, sanay din siya sa mga gawaing bahay. “I clean all the time!” Mahiyain siya sa simula at ilag sa mga taong mayabang at walang galang. Pero mabilis naman siyang mag-adjust sa mga kasama. “I like to make people laugh, set a good mood.”

Paco Evangelista (Ang Hopeless Romantic ng Gensan)

noreply@blogger.com (Asthon John Castillo y Camposano) — Fri, 25 Nov 2011 20:57:04 PST

Real Name:Philip Joel Lape Evangelista
Nickname:Paco
Status:Current Housemate
Origin:General Santos City
Age:26
Birthdate:1985-07-28
Nationality:Filipino
Occupation:-
Civil Status:
Religion:Roman Catholic
Hobbies:photography, film making
Favorite Color:green, blue, red, white
Favorite Food:pasta
Favorite Show:So You Think You Can Dance, Cedie Ang Munting Prinsipe, HIMYM, Boston Legal
Favorite Actor:
Favorite Actress:Natalie Portman, Meryl Streep, Cristine Reyes, Alessandra de Rossi, Eugene Domingo
Favorite Singer:Sting, Parokya ni Edgar, Eraserheads, Wolfgang, Jon Mayer, Urbandub

OTHER INFORMATION:

“I want to find myself.”

‘Yan ang priority ni Paco sa pagpasok ng bahay ni Kuya. Napansin niya kasi na lahat ng pumasok sa PBB, may sinasabing pagbabago sa sarili at sa buhay. A man of many interests, marami siyang sinubukan at inaral na mga bagay. Kapag naaliw siya sa isang bagay, gaya nalang ng pagluluto at pagsasayaw, maghahanap siya ng video sa YouTube at aaralin ito. “I tried to learn the dougie once. It was fun! I also tried DJ-ing, but I never had the equipment for it so I just know it in theory.” Mahilig siya sa pag-perform, kaya naman may experience din siya sa theater at ballet, pati na din paggaya ng iba’t ibang accents.

Buo ang loob ni Paco na madali siyang makaka-adjust sa mga ibang housemates. “Sa tingin ko, sa training ko, I can communicate well. Marunong din naman akong makinig. I can make people laugh. I think I’d get along well with smart people, someone who I can learn from. Also those with a background in the arts. If they’re pretty, I’d love to get along with them!” Aminado siyang weakness niya ang pagiging prangka sa pagsasalita at dapat niyang ingatan na hindi maging presko sa pakikipag-usap sa mga kasama. Nakikita niya ang sarili bilang entertainer, leader, o communicator ng grupo. Kung hindi man, ok din namang house cook ang role niya, featuring his specialty: beef stroganoff!

Joseph Biggel (Ang Promdihirang Tisoy ng Marinduque)

noreply@blogger.com (Asthon John Castillo y Camposano) — Fri, 25 Nov 2011 20:42:45 PST

Real Name:Joseph Emil S. Biggel
Nickname:Biggel
Status:Current Housemate
Origin:Marinduque
Age:19
Birthdate:1992-07-27
Nationality:Filipino-German
Occupation:-
Civil Status:
Religion:Roman Catholic
Hobbies:basketball, singing R&B and rap
Favorite Color:white, black
Favorite Food:saging na saba
Favorite Show:Showtime, Minsan Lang Kita Iibigin
Favorite Actor:
Favorite Actress:Cristine Reyes
Favorite Singer:Akon, Parokya ni Edgar

OTHER INFORMATION:

Tisoy man sa paningin, Pinoy na Pinoy pa rin. Lumaki sa piling ng kanyang lolo at lola sa Marinduque, ang half-German na si Biggel ay natutong pasukin ang iba’t ibang klase ng trabaho para tulungang mapag-aral ang nag-iisang kapatid na kanyang kasama matapos silang iwan ng kanilang ina upang mangibang-bansa. Natuto syang mangisda, magsaka at minsan ri’y pinasok ang pagiging make-up artist sa punerarya. Idolo ni Biggel si Coco Martin. “Ang galing nyang umarte!,” sabi nya.

Malayo man sa mala-rakista nyang porma na dala ng kanyang matulis na mohawk, ang matapang na si Biggel ay may malambot na pusong handa ring tumulong sa oras na kailanganin ng kanyang mga magiging housemates. “Sigurado po yun (na makakasundo sila)! Palakaibigan po ako ‘eh!,” diin ni Biggel.

Kigoy Abarico - PBB Unlimited

noreply@blogger.com (Asthon John Castillo y Camposano) — Fri, 25 Nov 2011 20:38:55 PST

Real Name: Marnill S. Abarico
Nickname: Kigoy
Status: Current Housemate
Origin: Ormoc, Leyte
Age: 32
Birthdate: 1979-10-19
Nationality: Filipino
Occupation: -
Civil Status:
Religion: Roman Catholic
Hobbies: playing guitar, drinking with friends, talking about life
Favorite Color: sky blue, white, black
Favorite Food: fried chicken
Favorite Show: Dragon Ball Z, TV Patrol, MMK, ASAP
Favorite Actor:
Favorite Actress: Maja Salvador, Kirsten Dunst, Jennifer Connelly
Favorite Singer: Rod Stewart, Siakol, Yano, Wolfgang

OTHER INFORMATION:

Sanay sa hirap ng buhay, si Kigoy ay lumaking mulat sa iba’t ibang hamon ng magulong mundong kanyang kinalakihan. Marami mang beses na sya ay naligaw ng landas, si Kigoy ay patuloy na hinanap ang tamang daan tungo sa kanyang tunay na pagbabago. Sumali si Kigoy sa PBB upang mahanap ang dalawa pa nyang nawalay na kapatid . Siya ay kabilang sa anim na magkakapatid sa iisang ina, ngunit iba-ibang ama. Ang gusto lamang nya ay dumating ang araw na mabuo ang kanyang pamilya

Naturingan mang pusong bato, si Kigoy ay minsan ring umibig. Patunay dito ang tattoo ng pangalan ng nag-iisang babaeng kanyang minahal. Marami man siyang babaeng pina-ibig sa kanyang mala-Binoe na kilos, tanging ang babaeng ito ang nakapagpalambot sa kinilalang siga ng Ormoc.

“Gusto kong magbagong-buhay,” mithi ni Kigoy. Sa kanyang pagpasok sa PBB, ito, maliban sa paghanap sa kanyang mga kapatid ang tangi nya lamang nais. “Dati, seryoso ako medaling mapikon. Pero ngayon gusto kong magpasaya.”

Bar Room Jokes - FHM October 2011

noreply@blogger.com (Asthon John Castillo y Camposano) — Tue, 01 Nov 2011 12:39:42 PDT

CLUELESS
Joke of the Month

A married fellow gets home early from work and hears strange noises coming from the bedroom. He rushes upstairs to find his wife naked on the bed, sweating and panting. "What's up?" he asks. "I'm having a heart attack," cries the woman. He rushes downstairs to grab the phonem but just as he's dialing, his four-year-old son comes up and says, "Daddy! Daddy! Ninong Ted's hiding in your closet and he's got no clothes on!" The man slams the phone down and storms upstairs into the bedroom, past his screaming wife, and rips the wardrobe door. Sure enough, his kumpare is there, totally naked, cowering on the closet floor. "You bastard!" says the husband, "My wife's having a heart attack, and all you can do is run around the house naked scaring the kids?"
Tenten, by email

GET THE BAG

A new lawyer starts his first day at a firm and is told by his boss. "If you marry my daughter, I'll give you Mercedes and a P10-million annual salary." What's the catch?" asks the guy. The boss shows him a picture of his daughter. She's hideous. "It's only fair to tell you, she's not only ugly." continues the boss, "she's also as dumb as a wall." The guy says, "I don't care what you offer me, it ain't worth it!" "I'll give you P50-million salary and build you a mansion in Boracay." The guy accepts, figuring he can put a bag over her head when they have sex. A year later, he buys an original Van Gogh painting and is about to hang it on the wall. He climbs a ladder and yells to his wife. "Bring me a hammer." She mumbles, "Get the hammer, get the hammer." and she fetches the hammer. The guy says, "Get me some nails." The guys starts hammering a nail into the wall, he hits his thumb, and yells, "Fuck!" She mumbles, "Get the bag. Get the bag."
Red Steel, by email

REPEAT OFFERDER

As a policeman was making reservations for his family's trip to abroad, the travel agent informed him that, as the 100th caller for the week, he is entitled to extend his vacation to an earlier week free of charge! So he sends his wife and kids on vacation and tells them he'll join them on the second week instead. When he finally arrives at the hotel, all he wanted to do was make love to her. So the entire afternoon he kept nudging her and giving her signals. Finally she tells him a whispher, "We can't do it now! The kids will hear us!" So he makes a suggestion that they make love on the beach instead. As they start to make love by the shore, a police officer walks up to them. "Sir, ma'am, put on your clothes now! This is a public place!" The husband says: "You're right, officer. We're very sorry. I'm a policeman too. I should've known better. But you must understand that I haven't seen my wife for over a week." The policeman responds, "Don't worry, pal. I won't fine you. But this is the third time I've caught this bitch making love on this beach during the last week and she will have to pay!"
Danton j, by email

GHOST WHISPERER

A psychiatrist was told that he would be dealing with a group of 10 patients who claim to have been sexually harassed by ghosts. So he asks them, "Who here has seen a ghost?" Everyone raises their hands. The psychiatrist takes notes accordingly. "Who here has spoken with a ghost?" he asks. Six of the patients raise their hands. The psychiatrist then asks, "Who here had a sexual encounter with a ghost?" The room is silent and no one raises a hand. I'll repeat my question, please be honest. Who here had a sexual encounter with a ghost?" Finally, one man raises his hand with hesitation. "Thank you for being honest, sir." the psychiatrist says. "Can you tell me about your experience having sex with a ghost?" The man responds, "What? Oh, no! I'm sorry. I didn't hear you clearly. I thought you said goat."
Quirky, By Email

Post ng Ina Mo!! (shared)

noreply@blogger.com (Asthon John Castillo y Camposano) — Fri, 28 Oct 2011 22:31:32 PDT

Author: akoposijayson of Definitely Filipino

“PA – PEYSBUK NGA!!!!”. Linya ng estudyante na uubusin ang baon para makapagrent sa isang internet shop. Linya ng isang empleyado pagkadating niya sa opisina at naabutang ginagamit ng katrabaho ang office computer. Linya ng kapitbahay na gustong maki gamit ng internet sa kadahilanang hindi siya nakapagbayad ng bill. At kung sino man ang sinasabihan nila, malamang ang isasagot nito ay.. “teka, log out ko lang..”. Nagpe-facebook din pala.

Facebook. Ang social networking site na lumamon sa myspace at friendster. Ito rin ang pilit kinakaibigan ng ilan pang aspiring forms of social media. Pansinin mo, yung mga bagong kumakaribal sa Facebook e may feature kung saan magrereflect din sa FB account mo ang kung ano mang post mo, gamit ang site nila. Gaya nalang ng twitter, tumblr at kung ano ano pa. Parang pelikula. Pag pinalabas ito sa sinehan sa guadamall (ang mabagsik na mall sa guadalupe), ipapalabas din ito sa sinehan ng MOA. Nagkakaiba nga lang sa level ng urine aroma at dami ng surot sa upuan.

Sa sobrang popularidad nito ay pwede na itong iconsider na necessity. Iba na ngayon. Humans need food, water and facebook. Clothing? Ano ngayon kung nakahubad. At least. nakaporma ka naman sa bago mong profile picture. Pwede na ngang iconsider ang kasalukuyan bilang “The Facebook Era”. Ang panahon kung saan tangap na ang mga bading at tomboy (kaya ikaw, wag na magpanggap, ok na daw, di mo na kelangan mag gym kuno), kung saan mas mahal nang mga tao ang aso kesa sa kapwa nila tao (inday!! ibigay mo ung ulam mo kay brownie, mag skyflakes ka nalang!!!), kung saan lahat ay tumatakbo sa mga marathon, kung saan lahat ay may necklace na ang pendant ay isang mamahaling camera, kung saan papalitan na ng cobra at sting ang dumadaloy sa mga tubo ng NAWASA, kung saan lahat ng statement ay dapat magtapos sa isang uri ng emoticon (uy, tang ina mo, joke. (“,) ). Lahat ito ay bahagi na ng social norm. Lahat tangap na. Pero huwag. Uulitin ko. HUWAG NA HUWAG mong sasabihin, lalo na sa isang pampublikong lugar na. “Ay, wala akong Facebook eh..”. Patay ka dyan brad. Kiss of death yun. Baka bigla kang paskilan ng papel sa noo mo na may nakasulat na EEEWWWW!!!. Baka biglang magkaroon ng caste system sa pinas at lahat ng walang FB account ay mga untouchables. Pwede ring i-ekskomunikado ka ng simbahan katoliko at ipapakalat ito sa mga tweet ng arsobispo.

Kung stalker ka, di na kelangan ng paliwanag kung bakit adik na adik ka sa FB. Pero para sa masa. Ano bang meron dito?

Bukod sa green joke na ibinulong sayo nung tropa mong adik, pwede ka ding magshare ng pictures (aka pix),videos, notes at mga links mula sa iba pang sites. Makikita ito ng mga “friends” mo at pwede silang magkomento dito. Walang limit ang pagpo post. May sense man o wala. Healthy nga daw ito sabi nung mga sociologist. Exercising our rights to free speech daw ito. Pero lahat ba e post-worthy? O karamihan ay nagdadala lang ng badtrip.

Freedom of speech pala ha. Ito ang post ko tungkol sa mga post ng iba. Guilty tayo dito.

1. Iwasan ang pabigla – biglang pagpapalit ng relationship status. Lalo na kung mababaw lang ang dahilan tulad ng late reply sa text o hindi pag iloveyou sayo ang jowa mo kaninang alas tres (sarili nyong 3 o’clock habit). Dahil pag nagka-ayos kayo, at ibinalik mo sa dati ang status mo, ikaw din ang magmumukhang praning.

2. Walang masama kung purong tagalog ang shout out mo. Wag matakot na sabihan nang “uy makata”. Kesa naman panay nga ang english, sablay naman ang grammar at hindi kakikitaan ng sense ang sinabi. (iba ang you’re sa your).

3. Check in. Ang post kung saan sinasabi ang kasalukuyan mong lokasyon. Positibo. Pwedeng maging safety precaution. At least alam nila kung saan ka huling pumunta sakaling di ka mahagilap ng ilang araw. Negatibo. Easy prey ka sa mga serial killers o sa kaibigan na may galit sayo. (Ingat ka silvestre. hehehe)

4. May “about you” page ang FB. Dun mo isusulat ang mga hilig mo. Di mo na kelangan pang magpost ng magpost ng mga youtube videos nila Ozzy Osbourne, Metallica o Korn para ipagdiinan na rakista ka. Ikaw din, baka mahirapan kang panindigan. Lalo na pag tumugtog na ang paborito mong kanta ni Katy Perry. Napaindak at sing along si kumag.

5. Hindi kelangan magpost ng mga litrato o video nang iniembalsamo o bangkay na durog durog ang katawan at labas ang mga laman loob. Palit kaya kayo nung andun sa picture. Ako naman ang magpopost.

6. Magtira ng konting privacy para sa sarili. Hindi lahat ng bagay ay dapat ishare. Lalo na sa social media. Sarilinin mo nalang ang gusot sa pamilya o away mag asawa. Pribado na yon. Post ka ng post, tapos mababadtrip ka kung gagawing pulutan sa inuman ang kwento ng buhay mo.

7. Ok lang ipost ang mga bago mong gamit. Gaya ng mga gadget, damit o accessories. Natural lang maging proud ka lalo na kung pinaghirapan mo o importanteng tao ang nagbigay sayo nito. Di lang siguro tama na sabihing “hay nakakapagod na magshopping, andami ko kasi pinamili”.

8. Kung sakaling may nagpost ng malungkot o kaya’y tungkol sa isang masamang pangyayari sa kanila, wag mong i-like. Ano yun? Nagustuhan mo pa na sumemplang siya sa kanal.

9. Wag mong i-like ang sarili mong post. Kaya nga pinost mo in the first place. Mas malala kung ikaw din ang magcocomment. Parang loner ka naman nun.

10. Wag kang basta basta magpost ng nakakagagong comment, lalo na sa mga picture kung saan may mga taong di mo kilala. Halimbawa: “Pre, sino yang kasama mo sa pic? si Bella Flores?”. Huli mo na nalaman. Girlfriend pala niya yun.

11. Kung sakaling may nagpost ng matino at informative na mensahe. Magpasalamat. Huwag mag angas sabay comment nang “ay luma na yan, huli kana sa balita” o kaya “wala, kalokohan lang yan”. Wag kang magmagaling. Matalino kaba na parang si Rizal? E di pabaril ka sa Luneta.

12. Wag gamitin ang FB para magpakalat ng maling impormasyon at maghatid ng mass hysteria. Pero kung sino man ang napost na aabot dito ang radiation sa japan. Nagpapasalamat sayo ang manufacturer ng Betadine.

13. Wag sumali at i-like ang isang fan page kung puro kagaguhan lang ang ipopost mo sa wall nito. Halimbawa, nagpamember ka sa page ng isang seksing artista tapos mag cocomment ka lang ng “uy, sarap mo naman, parang mainit na lugaw sa malamig sa madaling araw”. Tapos magtataka, “hala.. bakit ako na banned?”.

14. Hindi lang ikaw ang may gustong manood ng sine. Wag kang mag post ng mga spoilers na maaaring ikabadtrip ng iba. “just watched Nardong Putik: Ang Pagbabalik Ni Totoy Burak, ganda ng ending, napatay nya ung kontra bida sa pamamagitan ng pagpukpok sa ulo ng isang palayok, pero sad dahil huli na nang malaman nya na tatay niya pala yun..”.

15. Di naman ata kelangan simulan ang post mo sa salitang “Damn!!” o kaya “Oh gosh” lalo na kung di naman malubha o kagulat gulat ang pangyayari. Halimbawa: “oh gosh, umuulan”. Taga saudi???

16. Wag matawa at kantyawan kung corny o masyadong romantiko ang isang post. Tandaan mo, magmamahal ka din. Lintik lang ang walang ganti. Dami kong kilalang ganyan.

17. Ok lang siguro ipost kung ano at kung saan ka kumakain. Iwasan lang yung pagpopost ng close up pictures nung pagkain mismo. Marami ang nagpapalipas ng gutom sa pamamagitan ng Facebook. Sino ka para inggitin sila. Parang yung feeling na, asa air-con bus ka, pauwi sa bahay at gutom tapos may kumag na kakain ng burger at fries. Langhap mo ang bawat kagat niya. Di maka tao. Dapat palitan ang pangalan niya. Gawing Lucifer.

18. Ok lang siguro ang mag post sa paraang Jejemon. Trip mo yun e. Wag mo nga lang asahan na seseryosohin ka kahit matino ang gusto mong sabihin. Expect mo rin na lahat ng comment sayo e magtatapos sa “jejejeje”.

19. Wag magimbita sa isang okasyon gamit ang shout out mo, tapos may ita-tag ka lang na piling tao. Bangag kaba? Makikita ng lahat ng “friends” mo na iilan lang ang gusto mo papuntahin sa nasabing okasyon.

20. Pwede ba?? HINDI PORKET ALL CAPS E GALIT ANG NAGPOST. BAKA LUMUBOG AT NASTUCK LANG ANG CAPS LOCK.

21. Sapat naman na siguro ang tatlong exclamation point para ipaalam sa bumabasa na puno ng emosyon ang post mo. Di mo kelangan punuin ng punctuations porket walang bayad ang extra characters tulad ng sa text messaging. Halimbawa. Pakyu ka!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!. Mali yun. Dapat. Pakyu ka!!!

22. Iwasang magpost kung ikaw ay (a) lasing, (b) nasa impluwensya ng ipinagbabawal na gamot o (c) hindi tinirahan ng ulam. Walang gustong makabasa ng pag aamok mo na puno ng mali maling spelling. Kung sakaling nakakaramdam ng “FB rage”, magpahid ng menthol toothpaste sa mga palad, at itampal tampal sa mukha mo hanggang sa kumalma.

23. Oo, dapat sulitin ang unlimited surfing na maghapon mong binantayan para lang maregister. Pero di ibig sabihin nun na post lang ng post. Halimbawa, ang ilalagay mo sa shout out mo e tatlong magkakasunond na tuldok. Ano yun? Buti pa quote nalang. Time is gold.

24. Wag trigger happy sa “share” button. Hindi porket di nagappear sa profile page ang mabangis mong status message e kelangan mong tiktikin ang pagpindot. Antayin mo lang. Mamaya ilang beses na pala napost. Paulit ulit. Wag kang atat. Lalo na kung ang ipopost mo e “Patience is a virtue”.

25. Wag mong kakumpetensyahin ang youtube sa dami ng video na nakapost sa wall mo. OK lang siguro kung ishare mo ang isang nakakatawang clip kung saan may nag susurfing na pusa o kaya naman e makabuluhang excerpt ng isang documentary. Wag naman yung lahat ng mtv ng kantang marinig mo sa jeep o lahat ng episode ng wow mali.

26. Wag ipahamak ang sarili. Kung sakaling pwede naman palang acronym ang isang term e wag mo na itong buuhin sa iyong post. Laugh out loud!!!!.

27. Hindi masamang makisali sa mga occasional drives o campaigns. Tulad ng paggamit ng picture ng nanay mo pag mother’s day o pag post ng mensahe tungkol sa cancer bilang status message mo. Hindi porket di ka nakisali e cool o mas sophisticated ka.

28. Kung may nagcomment o nagpost sa wall mo na di mo kilala ang pangalan pati na ang picture. I-open saglit ang profile. Wag mo agad replyan ng makamandag na “HU U?”. Malay mo, tropa mo pala yun. Binaliktad lang ang pangalan. O kaya naman e dinagdagan ng H. Mhayhumhi Pharhedez.

29. Kung magcocomment ka, halimbawa sa isang picture, iwasang gumamit ng paghahalintulad sa ibang tao lalo na kung kagaguhan lang ang sasabihin mo. Halimbawa, “baduy ng porma mo pre, parang bisaya lang” o kaya “mukha kang magsasaka”. Tandaan, di ka lamang o nakahihigit sa mga bisaya at magsasaka. Ikaw kaya, magpost ka ng video tungkol sa mga unggoy, tapos may magcomment, “ambobobo naman nila, parang ikaw”.

30. Wag kang magatubiling bumati sa mga post tungkol sa panganganak ng isang ina, pagpapakasal ng magsing irog o pagkatangap sa trabaho. Sa magulong mundo, hindi ba’t masarap ishare ang mga positibong pangyayari.

Code of ethics. Wala. Oo. Walang basagan ng trip.

Pero hindi ba mas maganda kung ginagamit mo to sa matinong paraan?

Pa-Peysbuk nga!!!

How to Enable the Old Facebook Chat

noreply@blogger.com (Asthon John Castillo y Camposano) — Mon, 25 Jul 2011 09:55:01 PDT

Only works in new tab, it doesn't totally change the homepage facebook change, but the old features are enabled in the new tab chatbox. Check out yout friendlist, all online friends are there. ^^,v Enjoy

Talk to Papa - May 6, 2011 Recorded Segment

noreply@blogger.com (Asthon John Castillo y Camposano) — Fri, 06 May 2011 00:39:25 PDT

Compiled At http://ash-ong.blogspot.com
Baranggay LS 97.1

Talk to Papa
with Papa Kiko and Papa Bear
Monday to Saturday ( 1pm - 3pm )

Happy Listening ^_^

Osama Bin Laden is Dead, May 2, 2011

noreply@blogger.com (Asthon John Castillo y Camposano) — Wed, 04 May 2011 07:47:22 PDT

Naniniwala ba kayo dito? Weh, di nga? Patotohanan man ng estado ng US, ngunit parang di kapanipaniwala. Bukas makalawa, baka biglang lumabas muli sa madla, magpa-interview pa kamalaunan sa Media, etong pinaka-most wanted na si Osama. What the fuck, sunod sunod ang okasyon, isabay mo pa ang pag-reresign ni Merceditas sa panahong ikakasal ang magsing-irog ng Inglaterang walang kasing sosyal. Ikaw ba sosyal? ako syempre hindi, ano ka mapagpanggap. Simpleng tao lang tayo, simpleng mamamayang Pilipino. Balik tayo sa usapan, baka maltratuhin ko na naman ang kapwa ko mamamayan sa panglalait na sadyang di ko lubos maisip at matanggap. Sino nga ba si Osama, what the efff, ano bang paki-alam natin sa kanya, eh gulo ng US at Iraq yan hindi Pinas. Bakit di na lang tayo magmahalan, patay man o nananatiling buhay ang terorismo sa mundo, let us tell the world of His love, ika nga ni St. John Paul II.

Maiba nga usapan, ano na nga pala estado ng Pinas ngayon? Ang mga mamamayan ba ngayon, nananatiling nasa London?.... ika nga ng mga nagrarally, Loan Dito, Load Doon. Di na ba makatarungan ang hindi pagtaas ng sweldo para sa mga manggagawa? Hanggang Non-wage benefits na lang ba ang pinapatupad ng Administrasyong Aquino. Sa pagpunta ng pangulo, sa mga terminal ng bus sa cubao, marami na siyang magagawa imbes na siya mismo ang mag-inspeksyon. Eh di sana kung nasa trabaho siya naka-upo, nakapagdesisyon na sana siyang pirmahan ang 125 wage increase para satin, sayang naman, tsk . . . Mag-iisang taon na, wala pa din akong nakikitang pagbabago, wag na nga tayong maging pasaway, kabadtrip, anak ng tokwa talagang panahon toh, panahon ng kapaguran di dahil pagod ang katawan kundi pagod kakapunas ng pawis sa init ng panahon. pakshet namang summer oh, sumusobra na ang init mo ah, grrrr!

Condolence na lang sa bin laden group of companies sa pagkamatay ng pinakakinakatakutan nyong pinuno.

This quote really inspires me: "If you want to earn more, you need to learn more" ika nga ni Mareng Winnie.

Video of the news:

Secret Garden Korean Drama

noreply@blogger.com (Asthon John Castillo y Camposano) — Wed, 04 May 2011 08:00:43 PDT

Ang kwento ang hango sa mga sinaunang konsepto ng fairy tales, pagpapalit anyo ng katawan, pero ang palabas na toh ay mas kapanapanabik dahil sa ang magkalove-team ay parehas ma-pride sa isa't isa. Isang businessman na napaka-arogante at perpeksyonista at isang babaeng stuntman sa mga eksena. Isang araw nagtagpo ang kanilang landas, at nagkaroon ng interes ang lalakeng makilala ang stuntlady. At sa paglalaro ng tadhana, nagkapalit sila ng katawan, dun na nagsimula ang kanilang itinatagong nararamdaman sa isa't isa, in short, na develop, at dun na umikot ang buong korean drama. Ang aking review ay hango lamang sa napanood kong trailer sa Channel 7, dahil sa pagtatapos ng Baker King.

Panoorin ang Secret Garden sa GMA7, every monday-friday, pagkatapos ng I'heart'You pare. Ewan ko ba kung bakit nahilig nako sa mga korean dramas at thai movies eh, baka siguro nakakatuwa lang panoorin ang kanilang arte, natural na natural, di katulad ng pinoy, parang palaging ganun na lang ang aasahan mong eksena sa pelikula o drama, walang kakaibang twist, iisa ang idea ng bawat direktor, hehe. Abangan na lang natin ang palabas ngayong May 2,2011 na!

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Friendster will Reformat it's Network by May 31

noreply@blogger.com (Asthon John Castillo y Camposano) — Wed, 04 May 2011 08:13:40 PDT

Mula sa gma news, nabalitaan ko ang pagpaplano ng Friendster Network na magbago na naman muli ng imahe. Di namang kataka takang halos nasa Facebook na lahat ng Friendster Users dahil na rin sa kakulangan ng features ng kanilang social networking site.

Ayon sa Friendster Help Forum Section: "Your Friendster account will not be deleted. You will still have the same email login and password in the new Friendster. Also, your list of friends will be preserved, along with your basic profile information. However, all the photos, messages, comments, testimonials, shoutouts, blogs, forums and groups that you may have now will no longer be part of your account by May 31, 2011,"

Ayon sa friendster, humahanga sila sa features ng facebook dahil sa effective way of connecting people which is dati na rin naman nilang motto "Connecting Smiles". Hindi nag-hit ang transfer of management nila because all of the best features of friendster we're revised such as friendster layouts, scripting, featured people, most popular people and fan pages. Ang kulang lang naman ng friendster dati kaya naglipatan ang users ay ang chatbar, realtime status knowing that your friends are online or not. Ganun lang kasimple db? Alam nating nakakasira ng network ang script, eh pwede naman silang magblock and suspend ng account tracing who's the holder of the illegal script. Kung di nagbago ang friendster, eh di sana nag-eenjoy pa sa layouts ang mga pinoy friendster users dati. In my opinion to their plans of renewing friendster to an entertainment site such as playing games and listening to musics while connecting with friends, di naman na siguro yun bago para sa mga multiply users, facebook gamers, myspace, bearshare and mixpod listeners. Inamin naman na nilang, their aim is not to compete with other social networking sites but the question is .... kakagat kaya ang kanilang bagong timpla sa panlasa ng masa? Let's find out this coming June. Aabangan ko yan ^^,v

Crazy Little Thing Called Love

noreply@blogger.com (Asthon John Castillo y Camposano) — Wed, 04 May 2011 08:16:32 PDT

Napanood ko tong palabas na ito ng biglaan lang dahil sa post ng isa sa kamukha ko daw sa AMA na si Kuya Ryan. Nabasa ko lang naman sa isa sa mga post sa facebook wall nya ang youtube trailer ng movie na ito. I downloaded it from torrent monday night, and the next day may appointment ako sa A1 Driving. Apply sana ako ng encoder but technically they wanted me for graphic artist which i don't usually wanted to happen. Pagkatapos ng lahat lahat ng assessment and interviews, I actually told them na "Hindi ko po masasabing fully committed ako sa company with almost every night of overtime works because I have still plans of studying which is true and I don't want to kept in secret. Kaya ayun, di na din ako tumuloy sa offer nila sakin na job. After A1, dumiretso ako sa AMA to share the whole movie i had downloaded with subtitle "Crazy Little Thing Called Love AKA First Love".

Ayun na nga, plano ko pa namang panoorin yung movie with my girlfriend Amel. Napanood ko pa din kahit putol putol sa panigin ko cause I'm actually working in the IT department with my projects, nakiki-internet kung baga, hehe. The movie was really really fun, 100 percent sure na makakarelate kayo especially ang mga bagets ngayon. Maaalala nyo ang mga elementary days and high school days nyo with your older friends. Makakaalala kayo ng mga kilig moments nyo noong kabataan. Kaya pala ang trailer neto ay mga mga katagang nagsasabing, 89% percent of people who watched this trailer had been through the experience, meaning to say the movie was created in true to life experiences which is very exciting and interesting talaga panoorin. Nakakatuwa din ang mga grupo grupo ng mga kaibigan sa movie, tampuhan, mga expectation sa crushes, wishes at sembreak gimiks. La talaga akong masabi, masarap ulitin, but the next time papanoorin ko toh with my girlfriend para matuwa din siya sa palabas, makarelate kung baga at sa bandang huli ay maiyak, naiyak din ako actually sa kwento. To summarize it shortly, It is a story in 13 years, a story of a girl and a guy who had secret love with each other and suddenly wait for each other until the time they would meet again after 9 years they had graduated from highschool. Natuwa ako sa palabas kaya as usual, di ko maiwasang magcapture ng mga snapshots ng eksena, here are some cool photos of Khun Nam <-- the girl in the movie, kamukha siya ni Chyna Ortaleza ng GMA7 nung maitim siya at nung maputi na siya, kamukha na siya ng utol ni Tony Gonzaga na si Alex Gonzaga, try nyo check sa google, hehe.

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Anong kinalaman ng Easter Eggs sa Easter Sunday

noreply@blogger.com (Asthon John Castillo y Camposano) — Wed, 04 May 2011 08:19:23 PDT

Naisip ko lang, nung bata pako, di naman ako mahilig sa celebration ng mga kabataan ng Easter Egg hunting at pagsusuot ng costume ng Easter Bunny. Ano nga bang kinalaman nun sa Resurrection Day ni Kesukristo. Alamin natin, san ba nagmula ang tradisyon na yan at pati sa Pilipinas ay nakagawian na. Ako'y nagbasa basa sa iba't ibang paksa at sa aking natuklasan, nais kong ibahagi sa inyo ang "Origins of Easter" mula sa 'gotquestions.org'.

Answer: The origins of Easter are rooted in European traditions. The name Easter comes from a pagan figure called Eastre (or Eostre) who was celebrated as the goddess of spring by the Saxons of Northern Europe. A festival called Eastre was held during the spring equinox by these people to honor her. The goddess Eastre’s earthly symbol was the rabbit, which was also known as a symbol of fertility. Originally, there were some very pagan (and sometimes utterly evil) practices that went along with the celebration. Today, Easter is almost a completely commercialized holiday, with all the focus on Easter eggs and the Easter bunny being remnants of the goddess worship.

In the Christian faith, Easter has come to mean the celebration of the resurrection of Christ three days after His crucifixion. It is the oldest Christian holiday and the most important day of the church year because of the significance of the crucifixion and resurrection of Jesus Christ, the events upon which Christianity is based. Easter Sunday is preceded by the season of Lent, a 40-day period of fasting and repentance culminating in Holy Week and followed by a 50-day Easter season that stretches from Easter to Pentecost.

Because of the commercialization and pagan origins of Easter, many churches prefer to refer to it as “Resurrection Sunday.” The rationale is the more we focus on Christ and the less we focus on the pagan holiday, the better. As previously mentioned, the resurrection of Christ is the central theme of Christianity. Paul says that without this, our faith is futile (1 Corinthians 15:17). What more wonderful reason could we have to celebrate! What is important is the true reason behind our celebration, which is that Christ was resurrected from the dead, making it possible for us to have eternal life (Romans 6:4)!

Should we celebrate Easter or allow our children to go on Easter eggs hunts? This is a question both parents and church leaders struggle with. There is nothing essentially evil about painting and hiding eggs and having children search for them. What is important is our focus. If our focus is on Christ and not the eggs, our children will understand that the eggs are just a game. Children can participate in an Easter egg hunt as long as the true meaning of the day is explained and emphasized, but ultimately this must be left up to the discretion of parents.

Google Celebrates Earth Day 11

noreply@blogger.com (Asthon John Castillo y Camposano) — Wed, 04 May 2011 08:21:48 PDT

Earth day, pagkatapos holy week na din. Sunod sunod ang mga sakunang nagaganap sa ating bansa. Araw araw nang nagkakasunog, walang humpay na paglalantad ng mga katiwalian sa nakaraang gobyerno. Aksidenteng nagaganap at ipinapalabas sa balita gabi gabi. Mga OFW's na sinasampahan ng kaso sa ibang bansa at ibinibilang sa kaparusahang kamatayan. Wala na bang katapusan ang mga pangit na pangyayaring ito. Kelan ba tayo magbabago. Nasa tao ang solusyon, ika nga ni mareng winnie, wag ka nang maging PasawaY!. Nakita ko sa disenyo ng Google ang paggunita nila at pagpapahalaga sa Earth Day. Kung sa pagganap ng Earth Day ay pinangangalagaan natin ang mahal nating Mother Earth, bakit kaya walang ginaganap na Country Day? . . . para matuto naman tayong gunitain at pangalagaan ang ating bansa. Bansa na kung saan tayo ay araw araw na namumuhay. Let's start the change in ourselves, then in our country hanggang sa mapangalagaan na din nating ang Mother Earth. Happy Earth day 11 to everyone. :)

Siete Palabras - 7 Last Words

noreply@blogger.com (Asthon John Castillo y Camposano) — Wed, 04 May 2011 08:24:42 PDT

Kahapon sa bahay, ako'y nainip, at naisip kong pumunta sa kaibigan kong may kaarawan. Nagkasiyahan, nagkatuwaan, at ayun, pagkagising ko ng kinaumagahan, Biyernesanto, wala palang sasakyan. Ang hirap sumakay, konti lang ang bumabyahe, parang kumonti ang tao sa buong Maynila. Feeling ko nasa Amerika ako o ibang bansa dahil sa kakaibang epekto ng kakaunting populasyon o tao sa paligid. Biyernesanto, maraming sarado. Pero napapansin ko din ang ibang establishamentong hindi man lang nagpaawat na magsarado sa panahon ng biyernesanto. Pagdating ko sa bahay galing sa katuwaan kinagabihan, naabutan kong nanonood si mama ng siete palabras sa TV, misang binobroadcast para mapanood ng sangkatauhan. Nais ko lamang ibahagi ang mga nabasa kong revision sa tagalog ng 7 last words ni Hesukristo bago siya ipinako sa krus.

1. "Ama, patawarin mo po sila sapagkat hindi nila alam ang kanilang ginagawa." (Luke 23:34)

2. "Ipinapangako ko sayo, makakasama mo ako sa paraiso." (Luke 23:43)

3. "Ina masdan mo ang iyong anak, anak masdan mo ang iyong ina." (John 19:26)

4. "Diyos ko, Diyos ko. Bakit mo ako pinabayaan?" (Mark 15:34)

5. "Nauuhaw ako." (John 19:28)

6. "At, naganap na." (John 19:30)

7. "Ama, sa iyong kamay ay inihahabilin ko ang aking Espiritu." (Luke 23:46)

Naaalala ko tuloy nung bata pako, masyado akong natutulala sa mga palabas na sinauna, mga palabas na kung saan ikinekwento sa pelikula ang buhay ni Hesukristo mula nung siya ay ipinanganak hanggang sa ipinako siya sa krus, namatay at inilibing. Nawa'y tumatak sa isipan nating mga Pilipino ang biyayang ipinagkaloob ng ating Diyos AMA, ang kanyang bugtong na anak na nagsakripisyo upang iligtas tayo sa lahat ng ating mga kasalanan. God Bless Us all and have a Blessed Good Friday to everyone.

Semana Santa Na

noreply@blogger.com (Asthon John Castillo y Camposano) — Wed, 04 May 2011 08:28:18 PDT

Tagal ko nang di nakakapagsulat, sa dami ng nangyari sa buhay ko. Grabe ang buhay talaga, parang life lang. Semana Santa na, sa dami ng nangyari sa buhay buhay natin, naisip ba nating magpatawad sa mga taong nakasakit satin. Naranasan ba nating humingi ng tawad sa mga ikinabibigat ng ating saloobin. Kahit sa apat na araw lang sa isang taon nagaganap ang semana santa, sana maisip naman nating mga Pilipinong mamuhay na dala dala ang Panginoon sa ating buhay. Panahon na para magbago db? Lahat ng tao sa mundo ay may kasalanan, napansin ko lang, kelangan ba talagang magpenetensya ang isang tao sa panahon ng semana santa para malinis ang kasalanan ng tao? Bakit nagagawang saktan ng mga tao ang kanilang sarili pag nagpepenetensya sa Pilipinas, may mga nagpapapako sa krus, may naghahampas ng matatalim na bagay sa likod habang naglalakad sa isang mainit na lugar. Samantalang sabi ng Simbahang katoliko ay "Ang Buhay ang Pinakamagandang Biyayang Ipinagkaloob ng Diyos". Yan ang dapat nating tandaang mga Pilipino. Dahil ba sa kahirapan sa ating bansa, nagagawa ng gobyernong tutulan ang pagdami ng anak sa Pilipinas. Di nga ba't kasalanan yun, sa tuwing ikinakasal ang mag-asawa, laging binabanggit ng Pari ang "Humayo kayo't magpakadami." Nakakalungkot mang isipin, kahit gano man tayo karelihyosong mga Pilipino, di nating maiwasang magkasala sa isip, paggalaw at salita, lalo na't dito sa Pilipinas at maski sa ibang mundo, nasa tabi tabi lang ang tukso.

Bagamat makasalanan akong tao, nais ko lang ibahagi ang aking mga naiisip. Marami pa sana akong gustong tanungin ang "Bakit, Bakit, Bakit" sa lahat ng aspeto ng pamumuhay. Ika-nga sa huling linya ng kanta ni Gloc 9 na walang natira "Napakaraming TAMA dito sa atin, ngunit bakit tila walang natira". Ganyan talaga ang buhay igan, parang life. Binigyan tayo ng Panginoon ng Free Will, sana gamitin natin ito sa tama.

After previous months, napakaraming nangyari sa buhay ko, narito ang listahan, bagama't di ko na maibabahagi ang mga aral na natutunan ko sa pang-araw araw na pamumuhay.

May 2010: Last Day ko sa Picture City, end of contract

Naghanap ng Trabaho after ma end ang kontrata

Nag apply sa KFC for service crew, nag-apply din sa Coreteam as encoder

Nauna akong pinapasok ng Coreteam for encoder

Nalipat ng pwesto, naging assistant Core International Secretary, tga gawa ng presentation for Lecture

Nalipat na naman ng pwesto noong August, naging Recruitment Officer

Nalipat na naman ng pwesto as IT Officer, nagpagawa kasi ng mga layouts ng brochure

After ng layouts sa brochure, nagpagawa na ng website

Nakaranas ma-delayed ang sahod

Sinagot nako ng GF ko noong October

Naggala kami ng GF ko sa MOA, watch cinema, and more gala

Nakabili ng Itouch pero nabenta ko din dahil sa mas importante ang Laptop.

Nagkaroon ng christmas party sa company namin, ngunit di naman masaya.

New year at christmas, pumunta ako sa bahay ng GF ko para magcelebrate din.

Naglipat ng bahay ang GF ko, tinulungan ko noong January.

Bumisita sa Picture City dahil bday daw ni Murray, kaibigan namin ni Amel

Nakabili na ng netbook for working purposes.

Nagprepare ng mga marketing materials and layouts sa office para sa Graduation noong February 10.

After lahat ng trabaho na natapos, nagka-memo for tardiness case

Nagresign nako, and decided to go back to school this 2011

Early summer vacation, early swimming din kasi bday ng auntie ng GF ko noong March 29, night swimming

Nagkaroon ng 3 website projects and logo proposal

And sa wakas, back to blogging, hilig na naman sa website updates.

Bumili ng ashdesignz.net domain para sa revival ng ashdesignz cafe entertainment site ko.

At sa wakas 6 months na kami ng GF ko noong 18.

Here are some photos i just wanted to share, mga memorable na nangyari sa buhay ko mula noong di nako nakakapagsulat.