2) Diaphragm Breathing. Basically you just breath in, hold your breath for twice as long as your inhaled and then exhale slowly. Do this 10 times in a row for a very strong cleansing effect. This works because all of the cells in your body are surrounded by lymph nodes which are basically just oxygen powered garbage disposals. So by holding your breath it gives the oxygen time to circulate through the system and collect it’s garbage.

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If you prefer a numerical answer then ask Google.com and you will get a nice numerical answer.

If only to protect the secret of your castration you will need to ball up and kiss her.

I believe this has developed as part of an evolutionary way to help keep keep the balance of power tilted in their favor.

Belief aside, this and many other sabotaging behaviors that women often exhibit are all part of the fact that they are natural born drama junkies.

No use fighting it. It’s human nature and can only be changed by the women making the conscious decision to ignore her first instinct.

Drugs should cause you to pee even more than your normally do since your body is working double time. So unless you are being retarded and not drinking enough liquid to keep up, you will pee more. Drink WAY MORE liquids if you are doing drugs and if you have a brain, quit meth.

I’m sure you are younger than I am, which does dictate some of the behavior but I once kissed a girl within 5 minutes of meeting her. You just have to look for IOI’s (indicators of interest) and when they are there you can go in for the kiss. Just be sure you are touching her a lot before you go in for the kiss. If you put your hand on her leg or grab her hand she should not pull away. If she doesn’t and seems to genuinely like you then just go really close to her face… I mean Really close to her face and wait for her to go in for the kiss.

If you have been making her laugh you can always tell her in a joking way that “it’s really obvious that you want to kiss me” (you are saying this to her), and check her reaction and the conversation should lead to her kissing you.

It’s quite simple. Are you a girl? If not, is your best friend gay?

If you answered yes to either question then I am sure you friend will be more than thrilled to get a free blow job.

If however you answered no to those questions then your friend, though he would enjoy the blowjob would be to weirded out to enjoy it and would probably just stop talking to you.

If you would prefer some nicer (fru-fru) advice try one of the below resources:

http://www.wikihow.com/Overcome-Laziness
http://www.marathonfamily.com/Default.aspx?tabid=124
http://www.quickiesheets.com/blog/2006/08/22/how-to-stop-being-lazy/

Medical Causes of Bad Breath
1. Sinus infections & abnormal sinus anatomies, post nasal drainage (drips)
2. Tonsilar infections or tonsiloliths
3. Lung diseases
4. Kidney diseases
5. Liver diseases
6. Blood disorders
7. Diabetes
8. Gallbladder dysfunction
9. Menstruation
10. Carcinomas
11. Certain foods

Dental Causes of Bad Breath
1. Extensive dental decay
2. Periodontal (gum) disease
3. Oral infections or abscesses
4. Oral cancers
5. Xerostomia (dry mouth condition). Many medications can contribute to a condition of xerostomia.
6. Oral conditions resulting from post-nasal drips or discharges
7. Allergy conditions
8. A proliferation of specific types of gram (-) anaerobic bacteria.

Beyond these you might consider trying to “cleanse” out your organs. Liver, kidney, colon etc.. because doing that will improve your digestion and your body will better be able to process all the crap you throw at it without making you blow out putrid smelling liquid. There are tons of cleanses at www.curezone.com

Single/Dating - Theoretically Single, but not really - Officially Not Single - Single for 2 days - Not Single for a couple weeks - Single and NOT dating - Not listening to my own rule and therefor once again Not Single.

In case I end up on the single or dating category again you would best want to read the application form.

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To my surprise there was a huge list of videos about chidren, but they all seemed to be on various things. One video on chidren was “chidren of bodom - silent night, bodom night”.

The most popular result was “T-Rex - Chidren of the Revolution“.

Best I could determine, chidren was another word for music video, and I do rather like music videos, though I don’t know if I care all that much.

REMINDER: I have decided that for all the questions people ask me that I have already answered, or deem unworthy to even answer by making fun of you; I will instead ask Google Images and choose a picture at random. It would seem just as valid an answer.

1) will i ever go live with kimora lee simmons
2) will i ever get to livewith kimoa lee simmons
3) will kimora adopt me

My immediate thought for this was NO. I mean why would a model adopt you? However I looked into this woman a bit and discovered she has almost a fetish for dogs. So, if you are in fact a dog and you go up to her with little puppy dog eyes and start begging or humping her leg, she will either say “oh, what a cute little doggy” and adopt you, or she will put a restraining order on you (but hey, at least you got to hump her leg).

Either way I see it as a win/win for you.

Well, I hate to be the one to break it to you, but Stephen is more interested in building a relationship with an intelligent girl. Somebody he considers his intellectual equal, and well that’s not you. He only loved to fuck you, but hated all the drama you caused and since he had been careful to not get you pregnant, he has moved onto other girls, hoping to find a smart girl with minimal drama.

Life is cruel, best to spend your time without him learning how to write a sentence and perhaps some simple things like “a submit button only needs to be clicked once”.

FYI: I have decided that for all the questions people ask me that I have already answered, or deem unworthy to even answer by making fun of you, I will instead ask Google Images and choose a picture at random, since it’s obviously just as valid an answer.

STD = Sexually Transmitted Disease
Sex = You put the lime in coconut, and drank them both up. Wait no, that was a Harry Nilsson song.
Sex = When the penis enters the vagina. Hmm, no I will get some argument from gays/lesbians on that.

Hmm, lets ask Google to define sex.

1) Sex is a highly-designed coffee table book written by Madonna with photographs by Steven Meisel Studio and film frames shot by Fabien Baron, released October 21 1992 by Warner Books.
2) A Tila Tequila EP
3) Tell the sex (of young chickens)
4) “Sex” is the second single from German industrial metal group OOMPH! off of Sperm.
5) The properties that distinguish organisms on the basis of their reproductive roles; “she didn’t want to know the sex of the foetus”.

Okay, no wonder there is so much confusion. Nobody knows what the hell sex is. So if I decided to go with definition #2, a Tila Tequila EP; It might indeed be possible to transmit a disease into a cut with spitting.

However my suggestion is to come up with your own definition of sex, preferably one that involves penetration and then you will be safe from getting an STD by spit. Unless of course you were not referring to saliva but rather to jizz, and maybe the cut you were referring to happens to not be a cut so much as a slit etc..

Tell ya what. To be on the safe side you should just never ever have anything that could be defined as sex, and then you will save us all from being infected by you.

I think you need to be more concerned about a people torpedo system.

So, how do you make this work for you? My suggestions are as such… First abandon the sun. You don’t need it. Pale wins. Ok, step two, cover yourself in bacon grease before going to bed, this will assure a nice assortment of zits. Step three, become filthy stinking rich. (This is easily achieved by marrying a sugar momma.) At this point you should have all the requirements to properly mind control women.

Second part of your question, do you need to buy something? Yes, without food you will die.

However, if you are a girl then it’s ok [insert hypocritical double standard here]. The people you are dating might not see it that way, unless you try to “combine your relationships” together… but all other guys will see this as hot knowing there is a possibility of a 3 some with another girl.

One thing for sure… I will never do that again… I mean what the fuck WAS I thinking???

See I could do more in flash if I liked it but I just do not like it at all. I don’t like having to use a program to string together my site, I want it all written in notepad or something that just makes the text pretty colors so I can see where my errors are. As I’m writing this post I am coding it in HTML on the fly because to me that is easier than clicking a button on the toolbar to insert a link or a picture. I suppose that is kind of sad really, but I don’t like flash so I will not pursue it.