Please can someone please tell how this piece of shit gives you a “full body workout” as it says in big white letters about a minute or so into the video? … and while you are answering that question, help me figure out why all the people in the beginning of the commercial are standing and doing regular dance moves that look nothing like the “moves” they do on the “Rhythm Rocker”.

Don’t get me wrong I do see actual practical application for this “Rhythm Rocker”. I think for the severely obese it would be a wonderful tool to get them moving in some way… but the reality is that the thin metal frame would buckle under the weight. If you watch the video you will see that no one is really that overweight (which was the intention).

This product only costs $99.99 retail. So that means it cost less than $20.00 to make. I don’t know about you but I wouldn’t trust anything that cost that little to hold up anything but a stuffed animal in the corner.

Just a little FYI- The Rhythm Rocker is brought to you by the same company who sells “The Body Shaper” and “The Bra Bust Cups”. So when you think about it, The Rythm Rocker will just be another accessory in your bedroom or closet to do nothing for your “real” body.

Click the video below but don’t watch the whole 28 minutes… the fist 3 minutes will suffice.

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By the way, did I tell you this is a really intense butt and leg workout!

I can hear the bbbboinggggg!!!!! of woody’s popping up in 13 year old… ok… 30 year old pants across America. It just goes to show you get a nice pair of breasts, keep them barely wrangled in and have a Russian/ Ukrainian accent and you can dispense fitness advice to over 6 million people.

Zuzanna… I hope you can get that balancing act thing down before your next video… I know how it can be when you trying to lean forward with all “that” going for you. Oh and your triceps happen to “not” be a pulling muscle… you may have meant… and this is a stretch here… biceps, but who am I.

When you stop laughing at this incredible lack of fitness knowledge please take a look at a real fitness program to lose weight fast.

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What was anyone thinking when the kid weighed in at over 300lbs when he was 12?  That he might just start sloughing fat off 20lbs at a time.  Maybe they thought he was going to take his 14 year old brain and go on some radical exercises and diet program all by himself… have you seen his mother? She doesn’t look like she’s ever passed up a Golden Corral in her life.

As a matter of fact I bet they have their own “labeled” trough at “The Golden Corral”.   No one can get that fat with out a lot of encouragement.

I’m not big on the government intervening in our personal lives but this is real child abuse.  There is no “medical” condition to blame this on just absolute neglect.

Here is the story in it’s entirety… leave me a comment and tell me what you think.  I am still freaked out by this. http://abcnews.go.com/Health/WellnessNews/story?id=7941609

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I was able to try it out at my client Dale Buchanan’s fitness studio, Supreme Ultimate Fitness in Boca Raton and afterward I was hooked. I used manual resistance as my ability to train anyone, anywhere but TRX has easily brought a new dimension to that theory.

I have seen trainers attach TRX to trees, poles and walls… you could probably figure out other places to fasten it to but that’s up to you.

I have to tell you… I love this product. I use it everyday and have no problem telling you about it. TRX will make your “Fitness Life” much simpler.

Check out the video below to see what you can do with it:

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You could do Ab crunches all day… and you could still be getting ripped off!

Memorable phrases like: “He doesn’t drink a six pack… he wears it!”… make me wonder if they have real professional writers scripting this stuff.  I want to know if I drink a six pack will REV ABS also get me drunk?

I’m just saying!

In my time as a Fitness Professional I have heard every “made” up phrase or “fitness word” to try to get you to think that an info-mercial fitness product is revolutionary.

Just because there’s some new made up words, it doesn’t necessarily mean that you should go run out and buy this “Rev Abs” program.  Some of my favorite made up words are:

1. Ab-centrics.. obviously… because the Abs are a central part of this program.  Wow, that’s a stretch!

2. Upper flexion – of what? Torso… chest, back, head or just for the fuck of it!

3. Lower flexion – I’m now starting to piss my pants!

4. … and before I really lose control of my bowels… “DOUBLE FLEXION”.  You would have to me the hottest “Personal Trainer” in New York City to come up with that … absolute BULLSHIT!

So is “REV ABS” a “Total Body Workout” ( like every stupid ass program out there) or is it “Ab-centric”… now I’m confused.

You tell me after you watch the video below:

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