ask a bouncer

noreply@blogger.com (bouncertone) — Tue, 08 Dec 2009 18:22:00 +0000

A crazy girl at the club..Owwww!

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noreply@blogger.com (bouncertone) — Tue, 08 Dec 2009 18:03:00 +0000

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Seattle Trip

noreply@blogger.com (bouncertone) — Tue, 21 Apr 2009 11:54:00 +0000

Shit was crazy in Seattle.Got to see how they do it in the north west.Went to a few Hotels and Casinos.The people didn't really interact with me out there which was a little weird(Except some lady that needed a ride).I saw maybe two black people out there.At the casino the girls where in party mode they was acting up.I met some.Shout out to Sky!I will post pics of the trip.Bare with me I'm still learning how to use this iPhone app to post on my blog.

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Seattle Trip

noreply@blogger.com (bouncertone) — Mon, 20 Apr 2009 23:01:00 +0000

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noreply@blogger.com (bouncertone) — Sun, 19 Apr 2009 21:22:00 +0000

Yo what's good people,I'm in Seattle.I will be updating soon.Shit has been hectic but I got alot of goodies.Feel free to leave a message or Twitter me at bouncertone

Trinidadian Cruise

noreply@blogger.com (bouncertone) — Wed, 23 Jul 2008 22:57:00 +0000

What's really good people.I had the pleasure of working the Trinidadian cruise.I can say this shit was crack(really good for you none Ebonics speaking individuals).There was a bevy of beauties with booties AND THEY WHERE NOT SHY!Everyone enjoyed the Carib rhythms,tropical drinks and cool breezes off the Hudson.The pictures speak for themselves(so does that ugly uniform I had to wear I hate it that security shirt).iI RATE THIS FIVE OUT OF FIVE BRASS KNUCKLES.WOW!!

World Yacht Cruise:Israel 60th anniversary

noreply@blogger.com (bouncertone) — Wed, 21 May 2008 03:56:00 +0000

I STARTED BOUNCING ON THESE WORLD YACHT CRUISES I MANHATTAN.YOU KNOW THE TYPICAL AROUND MANHATTAN ISLAND CRUISE(BOOZE CRUISE MORE LIKE IT).EVERY TIME ITS A DIFFERENT PARTY AND A DIFFERENT CROWD.THIS NIGHT IT WAS AN ISRAEL CROWD CELEBRATING ISRAEL'S 60TH ANNIVERSARY.NEEDLESS TO SAY I DID NOT KNOW THEY COULD PARTY LIKE THAT.THEY LOVE RAP IN ISRAEL TOO.THE GIRLS WHERE DOING THERE THING AND LOOKING GOOD BUT THERE WHERE TOO MANY COUPLES(LOVE BOAT LIKE A MOTHER FUCKER!).FOR A PEOPLE AT WAR(OH SHIT WE'RE AT WAR TOO!)THEY DID THERE THING AND LEFT THERE PROBLEMS ALONE FOR THE NIGHT AT LEAST.SHOUT OUT TO MY MAN JUDAH HE SHOULD ME SOME KRAV MAGA MOVES.KRAV MAGA IS THE MARTIAL ART CREATED BY THE I.D.F(THE ISRAELI ARMY).I RATE THIS 3 OUT OF 5 BRASS KNUCKLES.(TOO MANY COUPLES)

GOV.PATTERSON AT THE HARLEM ARMORY

noreply@blogger.com (bouncertone) — Tue, 06 May 2008 06:14:00 +0000

I GOT ASKED TO DO THIS GIG IN HARLEM.THEY TOLD ME IT WAS SOME BASKETBALL KID'S IN NEED TYPE SHIT.SO I WAS LIKE I'LL SEE WHATS UP.SO I WENT AND THE DAMN GOV. OF NEW YORK WAS THERE.DAMN I'M BLOWING UP LIKE A MAN SMOKING A CIGAR AT A GAS STATION.

SOFA LOUNGE BRONX,NY

noreply@blogger.com (bouncertone) — Tue, 06 May 2008 05:51:00 +0000

I WORKED AT THIS CLUB SOFA THAT WAS KNOWN AS XBAR AND KNOWN AS JIMMY'S BRONX CAFE BEFORE THAT.THE CLUB HAS ITS OWN STRIP BAR IN IT WHICH IS WHERE THEY HAD ME WORK.I KNOW POOR ME.AT ANY RATE I TOOK A FEW PICTURES ON THE LOW.ITS A YOUNG WILD CROWD WITH ALOT OF RAPPERS AND STARS COMING THROUGH(RICK ROSS,THE LOX,THE GAY BROAD FROM THE WIRE).IF YOU HATE CROWDS THIS AIN'T FOR YOU.I RATE THIS 4 OUT OF 5 BRASS KNUCKLES.

ADIOS 809

noreply@blogger.com (bouncertone) — Wed, 30 Apr 2008 04:34:00 +0000

I WOULD LIKE TO TAKE THIS TIME OUT TO SAY PEACE TO ALL MY PEOPLE'S AT 809.THIS IS ONE OF THE LAST PARTY'S I DID AT 809.YOU ALREADY KNOW IT WAS CRACK.809 HAD GOOD MANAGERS,GOOD STAFF AND OF COURSE GREAT WOMEN!

askabouncer cartoon #4

noreply@blogger.com (bouncertone) — Tue, 22 Apr 2008 06:51:00 +0000

SORRY ABOUT THE QUALITY MY SCANNER IS F@%$ UP!

MALIBU PARTY AT 809

noreply@blogger.com (bouncertone) — Tue, 22 Apr 2008 06:00:00 +0000

MALIBU INTRODUCED SOME NEW FLAVOR PASSION FRUIT.THE PARTY WAS COOL.THE DANCERS WHERE ON POINT AND LOOKING GOOD.THREE OUT OF FIVE BRASS KNUCKLES YA DIG!

DANNY THE REBEL'S HOOKAH NIGHT SUNDAY'S AT 809

noreply@blogger.com (bouncertone) — Tue, 22 Apr 2008 04:39:00 +0000

Danny the bartender has his own night at 809 lounge.This is a night of rebellion.This not your average party.The music is techno.The woman.........lets just say you will not be disappointed.Also theres a thing called Hookah.Hookah is a flavored mix of tabacoo and herbs that is smoked in a bong or chalice.I give this party four brass knuckles out of five!

THE BOUNCER:WHO IS HE

noreply@blogger.com (bouncertone) — Tue, 18 Mar 2008 23:08:00 +0000

When you see the Bouncer what do you see?Do you see some big f@#k that has nothing better to do but shit on your night?Do you see an uneducated bastard that talks out his ass all night long?Do you see a psychotic f@#k that gets off by breaking heads?What you should see is a father,brother,son,husband.What you should see is a human being.Maybe one day when you had too much to drink or get into a fight you might see a lifesaver.

SUPERMAN'S BIRTHDAY PARTY AT 809

noreply@blogger.com (bouncertone) — Fri, 14 Mar 2008 19:39:00 +0000

SHOUT OUT TO SUPERMAN ON HIS 44TH BIRTHDAY!GOOD TIMES,GOOD WINE AND GREAT WOMAN YOU DIG!MANY MORE MY DUDE!

O'BRIENS TAVERN BRONX,NY

noreply@blogger.com (bouncertone) — Thu, 28 Feb 2008 07:23:00 +0000

MY PEOPLE YOOOOOO SUP!I HAD A CRAZY HANG OVER FROM THIS PLACE IN THE BRONX.IT'S A IRISH BAR PACKED WITH BLACK AND SPANISH PEOPLE.IF YOU LIKE DIVE BARS THIS IS A GOOD ONE.CHEAP ASS DRINKS AND WILD ASS WOMEN.FROM WHAT I REMEMBER I HAD A GOOD TIME.IT'S ON KINGSBRIDGE AND MORRIS IN THE BRONX.THE BATHROOM HAD SOME ACTION GOING ON SO BRING CONDOMS YOU NEVER KNOW IT MIGHT HAPPEN TO YOU.SHOUT OUT TO THE BARTENDER EDDIE FOR GIVING FREE A ROUND EVERY TWO ROUNDS I BOUGHT.FOR A DIVE BAR I RATE THIS PLACE 3 OUT OF 5 BRASS KNUCKLES(LADIES DON'T WEAR HEELS THERE IS BEER ON THE FLOOR ALL NIGHT).

askabouncer cartoon 3

noreply@blogger.com (bouncertone) — Thu, 28 Feb 2008 07:04:00 +0000

HEY PEOPLE WHAT'S CRACKING.HERE IS YET ANOTHER ONE OF MY DRAWINGS.I'M VERY BORED I GUESS.

THE GIRL'S OF MARRIED TO THE MOB

noreply@blogger.com (bouncertone) — Mon, 25 Feb 2008 05:01:00 +0000

I MET THESE VIBRANT YOUNG LADIES AT ERNIE'S PARTY THAT WAS HELD AT 809.THEY WHERE MODELING FOR A CLOTHING COMPANY CALLED MARRIED TO THE MOB.THEY MADE THOSE T-SHIRTS LOOK DAMN GOOD.SO GOOD I HAD TO GIVE THEM A SEPARATE POST FROM THE PARTY.THANKS LADIES FOR MAKING THE NIGHT VISUALLY STIMULATING.

Big Ernie's Birthday bash at 809

noreply@blogger.com (bouncertone) — Mon, 25 Feb 2008 04:23:00 +0000

YO SHIT WAS BANANAS.A LOT OF GOOD FRIEND'S,GOOD WINE AND GREAT WOMEN,.NUFF SAID...THE DUDE IN THE ONE WITH CAKE ON HIS FACE IS ERNIE.HE'S COOL AND HE IS A COMPUTER SYSTEMS CONSULTANT.THE MAN IN THE LAVENDER SHIRT IS FERNANDO A.K.A FULL BODY,HE IS THE BAR MANAGER AT 809.THE GUY SITTING WITH HIM IS LUIS FROM A T.V SHOW THAT IS BROADCAST GLOBALLY TO SPANISH SPEAKING COUNTRIES HE IS INTERVIEWING FERNANDO FOR HIS SHOW.FOR INFO ON THE SHOW ACADEMIACELINESTORBIO.COM.(QUESTION WHO IS THAT THICK GIRL I'M PICTURED WITH)

ARCA LOUNGE WASHINGTON HEIGHTS,N.Y

noreply@blogger.com (bouncertone) — Thu, 21 Feb 2008 05:39:00 +0000

THIS LITTLE SPOT CALLED ARCA IN WASHINGTON HEIGHTS ON BROADWAY IS A WILD PLACE.IT LOOKS QUITE ON THE OUTSIDE BUT INSIDE IT'S LIKE A FUCKING SALOON.THE DRINKS ARE HARD AND THE GIRLS ARE SOFT OR IS THAT THE OTHER WAY AROUND.THEY HAD SOME STRIPPERS UP IN THERE.THE BROADS WHERE COOL.I RATE IT 3 AND A HALF BRASS KNUCKLES OUT OF 5.

askabouncer cartoon 2(by A.Pollard)

noreply@blogger.com (bouncertone) — Thu, 21 Feb 2008 04:26:00 +0000

St.Valentines day party 2008 at 809

noreply@blogger.com (bouncertone) — Thu, 21 Feb 2008 04:11:00 +0000

Valentines day 2008 was cool.I was at my regular spot 809.Valentines day can go either way .It might be too many couples but sometimes there are those chicks that are mad that there man didn't do shit for them and they want to jump off.It was aight.I had to work so me and my wifey didn't do shit, thats life love don't pay the bills.

askabouncer cartoon 1(by A.Pollard)

noreply@blogger.com (bouncertone) — Thu, 14 Feb 2008 22:52:00 +0000

THIS IS A CARTOON I MADE TODAY WHILE I WAS GETTING READY TO GO TO WORK

FREE SHOT'S FROM DANNY THE BARTENDER

noreply@blogger.com (bouncertone) — Tue, 12 Feb 2008 07:14:00 +0000

THESE ARE SOME PIX OF A PARTY WHERE DANNY GAVE SOME SHOTS OF TEQUILLA AWAY AND GOT SHIT POPPING.THE LADIES LOVE IT SO ITS ALL GOOD.THIS WAS AT 809 THE OTHER NIGHT.

SAM'S 149TH AND GRANDCONCOURSE

noreply@blogger.com (bouncertone) — Tue, 12 Feb 2008 06:26:00 +0000

THIS IS A BAR THAT ALSO HAS A SOUL FOOD KITCHEN AND A LOWER LEVEL DANCE FLOOR.THE PLACE WAS NICE BUT IT WAS LIKE TOO MANY WASHED UP WANNA BE THUGS IN THE PLACE.90% OF THE CHICKS WHERE STRAIGHT UP CHICKEN HEADS.I DIDN'T TAKE ANY PIX OF THEM.FOR WHAT?!I TOOK SOME PIX OF SOME DUDES I KNOW AND A COOL CHICK I KNOW.THE BIG DUDE NEXT TO ME IS A BOUNCER I KNOW NAMED RON-DU.HE USE TO GET MONEY IN THIS HUSTLE WE CALL BOUNCING,BUT ONE NIGHT SOME BITCH ASS MOTHER F@#KERS WAITED FOR HIM OUTSIDE THE CLUB AND SHOT HIM IN THE LEG.FUCKED UP BECAUSE HE WORKED AT SOME OF THE WILDEST CLUBS BACK IN THE DAY.THE FEVER,TUNNEL ALL THOSE SPOTS.A TRUE VET.NOW HE GOT THAT BUM LEG HE CAN BARELY GET GIGS.THATS WHY I TELL DUDES WE AIN'T GOT NO HEALTH INSURANCE IN THIS SHIT SO GET MONEY AND MOVE ON TO BETTER THINGS BECAUSE AT THE END OF THE DAY THE CLUBS DON'T GIVE A SHIT.I ALMOST FORGOT I RATE THIS PLACE 2 OUT OF 5 BRASS KNUCKLES.MAYBE IT WAS A BAD NIGHT SO I WILL TRY AGAIN ANOTHER TIME.