Ask A Chola

001 Ninjas Vs. Cholas - Ask A Chola

askachola@gmail.com (Ask A Chola) — Mon, 04 Dec 2006 05:38:12 +0000

Ask A Chola answers the following question: "what is the difference between cholas and ninjas?"

002 What Is Chola Culture? - Ask A Chola

askachola@gmail.com (Ask A Chola) — Mon, 04 Dec 2006 15:47:10 +0000

What is chola culture? The chola discusses the meaning of death.

003 Health Care Reform - Ask A Chola

askachola@gmail.com (Ask A Chola) — Wed, 06 Dec 2006 14:47:01 +0000

Ask A Chola discusses health care based on her cross cultural experiences.

004 Apple Mac Switch Parody Ad #1 Ask A Chola

askachola@gmail.com (Ask A Chola) — Wed, 06 Dec 2006 20:11:05 +0000

When Ask A Chola commands you to make the switch from PC to Apple, you better do it!

005 Apple Mac Switch Parody Ad #2 Ask A Chola

askachola@gmail.com (Ask A Chola) — Thu, 07 Dec 2006 13:35:00 +0000

When Ask A Chola commands you to make the switch from PC to Apple, you better do it!

006 Chola World History Part 1 The Ancient World

askachola@gmail.com (Ask A Chola) — Tue, 12 Dec 2006 20:40:19 +0000

Join Ask A Chola as she rewrites Western history from the chola perspective. Part 1 of a series.

007 Chola World History Part 2 Ancient World (cont.)

askachola@gmail.com (Ask A Chola) — Thu, 14 Dec 2006 21:15:46 +0000

Ask A Chola continues her monumental documentary series in which she rewrites Western history from the Chola perspecitve. This is part 2 of the series. The Ancient World (cont.)

008 Ask A Chola Press Briefing About Anna Nicole Smith

askachola@gmail.com (Ask A Chola) — Fri, 16 Feb 2007 02:04:05 +0000

#008 Ask A Chola Press Briefing About Anna Nicole Smith

#009 Ask A Chola Telenovela Soap Opera "Amor Insurgente"

askachola@gmail.com (Ask A Chola) — Fri, 08 Aug 2008 14:35:55 +0000

Here it is, homies! "AMOR INSURGENTE". Everything was filmed on location with Subcomandante Marcos en la Selva Lacandon in Chiapas, Mexico. In case you didn't know, it's pilot season in Hollywood and I'm going to try and pitch this to Univision and Telemundo. Please hook me up with your contacts so I can realize my dream to become an estrella de telenovelas!!!

010 Ask A Chola Public Service Announcement 1 - The More You Know - Illiteracy

askachola@gmail.com (Ask A Chola) — Tue, 20 Mar 2007 22:21:55 +0000

Here is the first in a series of "The More You Know" NBC public service announcements Ask A Chola did. Mariska Hargitay and David Schwimmer weren't really driving the points home hard enough. So they decided to go with more of a "Scared Straight" approach with Ask A Chola. Enjoy! And pick up a fucking book!

011 Ask A Chola Public Service Announcement 2 Parenting & Self-Esteem

askachola@gmail.com (Ask A Chola) — Wed, 21 Mar 2007 18:21:53 +0000

#011 Ask A Chola Public Service Announcement 2 Parenting & Self-Esteem

012 Ask A Chola Public Service Announcement Nutrition

askachola@gmail.com (Ask A Chola) — Thu, 22 Mar 2007 23:03:36 +0000

#012 Ask A Chola Public Service Announcement Nutrition Here it is, homies: the third in a series of "The More You Know" NBC public service announcements that Ask A Chola did. Mariska Hargitay and David Schwimmer weren't really driving the points home hard enough. So they decided to go with more of a "Scared Straight" approach with Ask A Chola. Enjoy! Put DOWN the Cinnabon!

013 Ask A Chola Public Service Announcement 4 - Spring Break Warning

askachola@gmail.com (Ask A Chola) — Fri, 30 Mar 2007 22:43:18 +0000

Here it iz, homies: the fourth in a series of "The More You Know" NBC public service announcements that Ask A Chola did. Mariska Hargitay and David Schwimmer weren't really driving the points home hard enough. So they decided to go with more of a "Scared Straight" approach with Ask A Chola. Enjoy! Make your Spring Break a safe one!

014 Ask A Chola Comunicado A Frito-Lay

askachola@gmail.com (Ask A Chola) — Tue, 10 Apr 2007 19:31:08 +0000

Ask A Chola's first political comunicado. Comunicado a Frito-Lay. Communiqué à Frito-Lay.

016 Chola Asks You: What is May Day?

askachola@gmail.com (Ask A Chola) — Sat, 12 May 2007 01:28:05 +0000

Watch me, Ask A Chola, as I make my way around downtown L.A. on May Day to find out the meaning of the holiday. CholaWalking. This is part 1 of a 2 part video.

017 Cholas and Pirates at UCLA

askachola@gmail.com (Ask A Chola) — Sat, 26 May 2007 01:10:16 +0000

On the eve of the premiere of Pirates of the Caribbean 3: At World's End, Ask A Chola discusses her experiences with pirates as an undergraduate at UCLA.

018 Chola goes to Star Wars Celebration IV Gen Con

askachola@gmail.com (Ask A Chola) — Sun, 24 Jun 2007 11:13:07 +0000

Ask A Chola goes to Star Wars Celebration IV aka Gen Con in downtown LA at the Los Angeles Convention Center to discover her roots.

019 Chola is Hannibal Lecter from Silence of the Lambs

askachola@gmail.com (Ask A Chola) — Fri, 29 Jun 2007 22:13:06 +0000

Chola commences a new experimental genre of videos. This is a Chola interpretation of the character "Hannibal Lecter" from Silence of the Lambs. Anthony Hopkins. Reenactment.

020 Chola is Frank Booth from Blue Velvet

askachola@gmail.com (Ask A Chola) — Mon, 02 Jul 2007 15:43:07 +0000

This is a Chola reenactment/interpretation of the character Frank Booth (Dennis Hopper) from David Lynch's "Blue Velvet". Candy-colored clown.

021 Chola is Darth Sidious from Return of the Jedi

askachola@gmail.com (Ask A Chola) — Mon, 09 Jul 2007 20:43:06 +0000

This is the original version of Return of the Jedi. Emperor Palpatine, a.k.a. Darth Sidious, Dark Lord of the Sith, was supposed to be played by Ask A Chola but George Lucas changed his mind at the last minute. Enjoy this rare forgotten gem from the Star Wars Universe.

022 Ask A Chola Go Green Campaign Ecospot for Current TV

askachola@gmail.com (Ask A Chola) — Sun, 15 Jul 2007 01:04:09 +0000

I made this for Ecospot, a global warming themed video contest they are running on Current TV in conjunction with The Alliance for Global Protection. I wonder if I will win...? Hopefully, the judges like Cameron Diaz, George Clooney and Al Gore will like my work.

023 Cholas, the Founding Fathers and the Constitution

askachola@gmail.com (Ask A Chola) — Mon, 23 Jul 2007 20:43:06 +0000

I'm Ask A Chola and I'm here to tell you about cholas, the founding fathers and the Constitution!

024 Ask A Chola Spoken Word Poem: "Best Buy Bitch"

askachola@gmail.com (Ask A Chola) — Mon, 27 Aug 2007 16:49:06 +0000

Ask A Chola boldly experiments with the avant-garde genre of spoken word poetry. Like her Beatnik predecessors who defined the genre, Ask A Chola rejects the social norms of her time. In this first piece, she articulates her frustration with a particular saleswoman at Best Buy.

025 Chola Beat Poetry: "The Mall" - More Spoken Word

askachola@gmail.com (Ask A Chola) — Mon, 27 Aug 2007 17:55:09 +0000

This is Ask A Chola's second spoken word video. Enjoy this Def Chola Jam set to "Blue Monk" by Thelonious Monk. *SNAP* *SNAP* *SNAP* *SNAP* Ya dig?

026 Comedy Central Presents: Chola The Cable Girl

askachola@gmail.com (Ask A Chola) — Fri, 31 Aug 2007 19:55:09 +0000

It all started with a glitch on Myspace. I'm supposed to be listed under "alternative comedy" but for some reason I can't change it from "BLUE COLLAR COMEDY". So I figured I might as well give the genre my best shot. So, here it is. GIT R DONE!

028 Dr Chola McGraw: On Casual Killing

askachola@gmail.com (Ask A Chola) — Sat, 08 Sep 2007 07:14:24 +0000

Ask A Chola breaks boundaries once again, this time as "Dr. Chola", the authoritative, self-righteous, moralistic daytime talk show host who has galvanized millions. And on today's show she's got something to say about the alarming increase in casual killings. Dr Chola is the moral compass that was missing from daytime television.

029 Mid-80s Teen Angst John Hughes Proto-Emo Chola

askachola@gmail.com (Ask A Chola) — Thu, 13 Sep 2007 01:04:06 +0000

This is Ask A Chola's lost Breakfast Club audition tape. She got the role but John Hughes ended up writing her out of the script. Cholas, along with Morrissey/The Smiths, pioneered emo culture. There were cholas in the original screenplays of Breakfast Club, Ferris Bueller's Day Off, Sixteen Candles, Less Than Zero and many more.

030 Leave Britney Alone: A Warning from Early 80s Gothic Chola

askachola@gmail.com (Ask A Chola) — Sat, 15 Sep 2007 06:58:06 +0000

Ask A Chola continues her spiral downwards from mid-80's proto-emo teen angst to early 80's gothic torment. And she has a warning to everybody out there: LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE!!!

031 Fashionably Nerdy Social Outcast Manufactured Pain Self-Injuring Emo Chola circa 2005

askachola@gmail.com (Ask A Chola) — Thu, 20 Sep 2007 07:20:56 +0000

Still in her downward spiral.... meet fashionably nerdy, social outcast, manufactured pain emo chola circa 2005.

031 Fashionably Nerdy Social Outcast Manufactured Pain Self-Injuring Emo Chola Circa 2005

askachola@gmail.com (Ask A Chola) — Thu, 20 Sep 2007 22:57:00 +0000

Still in her downward spiral.... meet fashionably nerdy, social outcast, manufactured pain emo chola circa 2005.

032 Ask A Chola Reading Rainbow Intro

askachola@gmail.com (Ask A Chola) — Tue, 25 Sep 2007 00:48:10 +0000

Ask A Chola returns to the world of educational broadcasting. Forget about Lavar cause Chola is the new host of Reading Rainbow. And this is the intro. First book review coming soon!

033 "Operation Northwoods": Ask A Chola Reading Rainbow Episode 1

askachola@gmail.com (Ask A Chola) — Mon, 01 Oct 2007 18:03:30 +0000

This is Ask A Chola's first episode of Reading Rainbow, including the intro. It's about some scary memoranda written by members of the United States Joint Chiefs of Staff and the Department of Defense in 1962 concerning "Operation Northwoods". Learn more about what our government had in store for the American people, Cuba and how they were going to employ false flag operations to create false pretexts to go to war. Kids, sometimes history is even scarier than your worst nightmares!

034 A Crazy Ask A Chola Fan Accuses Her Of Plagiarism

askachola@gmail.com (Ask A Chola) — Thu, 18 Oct 2007 00:16:05 +0000

A crazy Ask A Chola fan accuses her of plagiarizing and stealing his ideas. Chola defends herself.

035 Cholas Pwn Ninjas: Welcome to Abu Chola

askachola@gmail.com (Ask A Chola) — Fri, 08 Aug 2008 14:35:55 +0000

Let this video serve as a warning to all ninjas out there. Cholas pwn Ninjas. ALWAYZ AND FOREVER!!! JAJAJAJA If this video seems a little incoherent it's because I actually lost half the footge and would rather move on to something new than reshoot. Enjoy! Cholaaaaaa

036 New iPhone Ad Commercial Apple "2 Chuys" Parody

askachola@gmail.com (Ask A Chola) — Fri, 26 Oct 2007 01:25:08 +0000

Ask A Chola's new iPhone ad! Chola in "2 Chuys"!

037 Another iPhone Ad Parody "Tweety Purse" - Apple Mac Commercial

askachola@gmail.com (Ask A Chola) — Fri, 26 Oct 2007 20:55:12 +0000

This is Ask A Chola's second commercial for the iPhone! It's called "Tweety Purse".

038 Anarcon: A Conference for Anarchists (It's the BOMB!)

askachola@gmail.com (Ask A Chola) — Mon, 12 Nov 2007 02:43:05 +0000

Just back from Anarcon, Ask A Chola tells you a bit about the premier conference for anarchists. It's the BOMB. Attendees of Anarcon: Emma Goldman, Guy Fawkes, Henry David Thoreau, Hot Topic employees, Jean-Jacques Rousseau, John Locke, Noam Chomsky, peasants from the French Revolution, Subcomandante Marcos, Tyler Durden, V (from V for Vendetta), los Zapatistas

039 Chola @ WRITERS GUILD STRIKE- "Hasta la Victoria Digital Siempre!"

askachola@gmail.com (Ask A Chola) — Sun, 25 Nov 2007 04:43:06 +0000

Members of the Writers Guild of America, West (WGAW) continue to strike in Hollywood at Paramount Pictures for their digital rights. Ask A Chola, pro bono anarchist consultant extraordinaire, arrives to take things to a whole new level with her expertise in weaponry and the labor movement. Meet Wayne Federman, Julie Andrews and a myriad assortment of other personalities struggling to raise their living wage from six to seven figures. La lucha to secure the rights to their work on the internet continues in its third week, as these comfortably upper middle class writers aspire to become veritably wealthy. !Hasta la victoria digital siempre! "los pueblos que han decidido luchar por su libertad y mantener la libertad alcanzada, no se pueden dejar intimidad por eso. Y juntos construiremos la nueva vida!" - Che Guevara

CNN/YouTube Republican Debate Question - Ask A Chola - LA, CA - Anderson Cooper

askachola@gmail.com (Ask A Chola) — Sun, 25 Nov 2007 22:13:05 +0000

Ask A Chola's question for Anderson Cooper and the Republican candidates at CNN/YouTube Debate live on Wednesday at 8pm EST. Do you think they will pick Chola's question?? If so, Chola will get flown out to watch the debates. Will Anderson, with his 360 vision, notice that Chola is carrying semi-automatic weapons?

041 Do They Know It's Christmas? 2007 - OLPC - One Laptop Per Child

askachola@gmail.com (Ask A Chola) — Mon, 10 Dec 2007 10:49:05 +0000

It's Christmas 2007 and what have you done? Ask A Chola has teamed up with the non-profit OLPC (One Laptop Per Child) - makers of the XO computer - and they've got big plans for the Third World this holiday season. Together, we can let the whole developing world know it's Christmas time!

042 Chola Asks: Driver's Licenses for Illegal Aliens or Undocumented Workers?

askachola@gmail.com (Ask A Chola) — Fri, 21 Dec 2007 09:07:41 +0000

With nearly 1 trillion dollars spent on the war in Iraq and the economy down the tubes, there is only one issue that deserves more attention: driver's licenses for illegal aliens. Ask A Chola give us her take on this heated debate.

043 ¡Chola for President! Chola in '08. She will ANNIHILATE.

askachola@gmail.com (Ask A Chola) — Sat, 12 Jan 2008 21:04:30 +0000

Time to change the course of history. Chola for President. ¡Chola para presidente! Ask A Chola in '08. She will ANNIHILATE. Your participation NEEDED!

044 Chola for Pres '08 Testimonials for Change: "Kate Lake" (with Studio 8)

askachola@gmail.com (Ask A Chola) — Sun, 13 Jan 2008 20:52:15 +0000

Here is just one of the millions of Americans who will be voting for Chola in '08. Chola has a tender side, too. Watch and find out how Chola affected this citizen's life. Ask A Chola together with Studio8.

045 Chola at CES 2008 in Las Vegas Part 1: Is Chola a blogger?

askachola@gmail.com (Ask A Chola) — Tue, 15 Jan 2008 01:36:30 +0000

CES is the world's largest consumer electronics trade show held in Las Vegas every January. Bloggers have a space at CES. But will Chola be accepted into this space? This is part 1 of the Chola at CES series.

046 Chola for Pres '08 Testimonials for Change: "Master Kevin"

askachola@gmail.com (Ask A Chola) — Wed, 16 Jan 2008 22:46:21 +0000

Master Kevin is just one of the millions of people that will be voting for Chola in '08. Will you be voting for Chola? Make your support video today!

047 Chola at CES Part 2: Inside the Blogger Lounge

askachola@gmail.com (Ask A Chola) — Sun, 27 Jan 2008 17:58:53 +0000

Part 2 of Chola's trip to CES, the largest consumer electronics show in the world! She continues her journey as an official blogger. See what happens inside the Blogger Lounge.

048 Chola in '08 Official Campaign Ad #1 - Humble Killer Beginnings

askachola@gmail.com (Ask A Chola) — Fri, 29 Feb 2008 21:16:16 +0000

Chola in '08 official campaign ad #1. Chola came from humble killer beginnings and now is ready to be the leader of the Free World. In November, don't forget to VOTE CHOLA!!! Chola in '08. She will annihilate.

049 Cholas and the Irish: The Untold History

askachola@gmail.com (Ask A Chola) — Mon, 17 Mar 2008 15:46:16 +0000

On this St. Patrick's Day, take a moment to learn a bit of the untold history of the Irish and the Cholas.

050 Chola on CNN: Faith, Politics and the Compassion Forum

askachola@gmail.com (Ask A Chola) — Wed, 30 Apr 2008 07:52:29 +0000

Just when you thought she was out of the race, Ask A Chola caters to one specific demographic group that has been ignored thus far in the election: the Evangelical right. Do Chola and fundamentalist Christians make strange bedfellows? Watch and decide. Chola talks about her relationship with God and the Bible at this groundbreaking Compassion Forum held by CNN at Messiah College. Campbell Brown mediates. Learn about Chola and faith and politics and how religion will affect her term(s) as President of the United States of America. Chola in '08. She will ANNIHILATE.

051 Lou Dobbs, Happy Belated Father's Day from Ask A Chola!

askachola@gmail.com (Ask A Chola) — Fri, 20 Jun 2008 16:23:46 +0000

This is Ask A Chola's Father's Day message to Lou Dobbs from CNN!

052 Ask A Chola at Comic Con 2008 in San Diego

askachola@gmail.com (Ask A Chola) — Fri, 08 Aug 2008 14:35:55 +0000

Chola visits Comic-Con 2008 and heckles all the geeks!